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wearedeadfancy · 3 months

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Be gay do crimes Valentines!

New funny, flirty, vintage style “romantic” greeting cards for sale online.

Great gifts for anniversaries, valentines day or even just a random Monday in January.

Buy online here:

SHOP

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mexican-recipes-to-learn · 3 months

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It's too peopley mug, funny gift, funny mug, funny mugs, mug, coffee cup, funny gifts, gift for her, christmas gift, birthday gift

#mugs #It's too peopley mug #funny gift #funny mug #funny mugs #mug #coffee cup #funny gifts #gift for her #christmas gift #birthday gift

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0nelinerwordplay · 13 days

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yourcoffeeguru · 5 months

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#christmas #coffee #gifts #funny gifts #christmas gifs

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toruandmidori · 5 months

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All I want for Christmassssssss is… a general election.

Shout out to our fellow British lads, trudging through the arse end of the worst government of our lifetime.

Bring your narky political opinions to Christmas day with our new, sarcastic, vintage political Christmas cards!

Great xmas gifts for angry friends and family.

Shop the full range here, individual links below:

FUCK THE TORIES

EVERYTHING IS AWFUL

GENERAL ELECTION

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bigtownstudio · 5 months

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CREEPY DOLL WRAPPING PAPER

purchase at BIGTOWN: https://bigtownstudio.etsy.com/listing/1551991734

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andrinearts · 4 months

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My dad is going to love my gift! Don’t you think ?😌

#christmas #christmas gift #gift ideas #i love my dad #funny gifts

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shoripan-tostado · 2 months

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blowmybudgetdotcom · 1 year

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Make a statement or show your guests how you really feel about their unexpected visit with the middle finger candle holder. The middle finger candle holder is made from polyresin and fits a standard size dinner candle.

Blow My Budget

#middle finger #candle holder #funny gifts #funny shit #wtf lmao

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brokeclothingaddict · 5 months

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#funny #funny content #funnyshit #funny quotes #funny stuff #funny gifts #too funny #funny post #funny image #funny shirt #funny shit #funny tshirts

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wearedeadfancy · 3 months

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We have the perfect birthday cards for that one inappropriate friend with the weird sense of humour – and if you are that one inappropriate friend with the weird sense of humour, good news!

We have the perfect birthday cards for everyone!

Super excited to announce that our popular range of cute, funny and f*cking outrageous reworked retro birthday cards are now available to buy directly from us, through our Etsy store!

Disarmingly adorable vintage birthday card art, brought bang up to date with some cheeky, mean, occasionally existential greetings!

There are loads to choose from in store, the only question is whether you’re brave enough to send them!

Shop the whole collection here, direct links below:

THE MARCH CONTINUES

C IS FOR

I HATE YOU

BITCH LET’S PARTY

SAD BIRTHDAY KITTEN

SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ARSE

HEY F*CKFACE

MESSY DRUNK

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littleevil0ne1 · 1 year

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NO ONE ASKED BUT I THINK IM FUNNY SO HERE'S MY PERSONAL HOLIDAY TRADITION

❄️✨️STORY TIME✨️❄️

My favorite thing about Christmas is the suspense of knowing you got people the *best* gift and waiting to see their reaction and guessing what they got you.

My dad, however, is a shaker. He likes to shake his gifts and guess what's in them and he's ANNOYINGLY GOOD AT IT.

One year my mom and I bought him 6 t-shirts (I always get him at least one funny t shirt, his current favorite is "I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you", that year we couldn't decide on just one) and I decided it would be too boring to wrap them the normal way and did my best to throw him off by throwing just the most random shit I could find in the box with the shirts. In one I wrapped the shirt around a package of jingle bells. In another I put in handfulls of wood scraps and (my personal favorite) I put a 10lbs dumbell in the third. It was honestly one of my favorite Christmases I was CRYING from laughing.

This year I'm getting both parents a bunch of kindle books (don't judge, they like adjusting the font size) and my dad's shirts won't arrive in time (this year's say "thou shalt not touch" with an image of a thermostat and "I keep my jokes in a dad-a-base") So on Christmas morning they will unwrap (each with a post it note about what the actual gift is): a full box of Kleenex, a partial box of toothpicks, a candle (not in a box, wrapped as a cylinder), a pencil sharpener, a jingle bell, an old Nintendo DS game, a bag of marbles and a deck of cards

I am SO EXCITED for Christmas. Happy Holidays everyone😄❄️

#i think im funny #holiday #holidays #christmas #christmas story #traditions #a fun little surprise #funny #funny christmas #holiday gifts #gift #funny gifts

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0nelinerwordplay · 7 days

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When I went to rock climbing school I got suspended in the first week.