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phoenotopia · 4 years

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2020 October Update

So... we've launched. And our launch was... actually kind of... bad...

This is a dev blog, so I'll speak on it. But before that, we do have the game's steam page up. If you're anticipating the PC release, please do visit the steam page and add it to your wish list. It would help us a lot.

VISIT STEAM LINK

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So what didn't go so well?

1. We launched in Nintendo's Americas and Europe territory. If you've been following the release, you'd know that America got the game first. We didn't move to launch in Europe at all since I thought the EFIGS languages (English, French, Italian, German, Spanish) were pre-requisites for Europe. By the time I learned that this wasn't necessarily the case, and attempted to course correct, the damage was done. We had half the allotment of keys to do outreach, and maybe some European outlets that would've covered us, did not.

2. When the game launched, rather than a victory lap, what we experienced was more of a public lashing. We did get some reviews that praised the game highly, but just as many reviews lampooned the game for its high difficulty or other failings. I've since released two patches (or 3, depending on how you count it) to address the difficulty. A lot of overnighters. If you recall in the last blog post, I thought it'd be a good start if we got 20 or so reviews on Open Critic. But we've only 8 as of this writing, and the aggregate score isn't so hot. So that's a fail by my metric.

3. A publisher reached out to us because they were interested in physically printing the game! Yay! But... to advance our talks, they wanted to see the game's sales numbers to ensure that there's a good chance their investment could be recouped. And unfortunately, the game's sales numbers are pretty low. They backed out :(

Some hard lessons were learned. The biggest lesson for me concerns how well we playtested the game. Looking at the original playtester list, it's a short list. You may recall from a previous blog post that our ability to test was severely hampered by technical limitations. Add to that, a lot of people on this list are objectively really achieved players. We're talking power ranked in Smash Bros, regular tournament goers, and people who've played and bested every Souls game. And as the maker of the game, I am most blind to the game's challenges.

Now, I'm definitely more of the opinion that you prioritize PC development first. I still have some reservations about some stages of PC development. But if you do PC/Steam first, you have the great benefit of being able to do Early Access, which gives you access to a greater testing pool. I now view it as an invaluable part of the equation. If we had been able to do Early Access for 1 or 2 months before release, we probably could have ironed out most of the game's difficulty and balance problems. Hard lessons, indeed.

There were a lot of other notable events that occurred over the past 2 months - the travails of press outreach, realizing my own limits as a developer, feeling defeated and getting back up again, etc. There's too much stuff to chronicle or go into detail. But it wasn't all bad.

Some good things did happen...

We got a publisher to publish for Japan! It came as a huge relief, because clearly, we don't know what the heck we're doing.

The publisher has been an invaluable source of information and feedback. They've recommended some changes to the game to improve user experience. Some of these changes I was hesitant to do at first because they concerned systems I thought integral to the identity of the game. But after trying it, I have to admit, they're good changes.

So a Japanese version of the game was moving ahead. And it looked like that'd be it. I wasn't planning to move forward with any other language translations due to the game's low sales and our funds being depleted.

But, I was approached by a translator who urged me to move ahead with translations. He told me he was willing to work for only a small price initially and then be paid the rest after from a percentage of the game's sales until the cost of the translation was paid in full.

I was surprised translators were willing to work under such a model since it's entirely likely the game's current low sales trajectory would continue and they wouldn't earn back the full cost of translation. But I was also flattered they were willing to take a risk with me. After that, I approached some others with the same hypothetical deal, and long story short, we're now moving forward with French, German, Spanish, Portuguese and Russian translations. As for why these languages in particular, they were languages for whom I had contacts (because they reached out to me at some point in the past). And also because they were deemed more likely to be profitable based on their home country's gaming market/buying habits. I'd be personally happy to have my native language be represented, but it's not expected to be a profitable territory. But if the game does better in the future, it may justify the costs of translation. There could be a chance!

The plan right now is to get the game supporting these first round of languages and then to patch that into the Switch version as well as launch the PC version with these languages - all in December. A lot of things need to align for this to occur, so a delay isn't out of the question. It'll be busy... I'll update the blog again in latter half of December, probably near the game's PC launch date... OR to announce a delay. Let's hope it doesn't come to that.

Fan Support

While the past two months have been grueling, one good thing remains constant - fan art! Thank you everyone who submitted. It means a lot to me and the team!

Big thanks to Pimez who's taken on watching over the reddit community as moderator. He also combs the other communities and makes sure I see every new art piece. Despite juggling his own life and all these tasks, he still found some time to draw.

Pimez's piece reminds us that just because the new game's out doesn't mean we can't still celebrate the original flash game. The jail dog is a dog found only in jail and only in the flash game. I imagine Gail is just tossing a stick, and they're playing fetch.

A new artist to this scene æv draws both the Phoenix logo AND a super cute picture of Gail playing the flute. So precious, you want to pinch her cheek. Even the Sand Drake is enthralled!

Another new artist, beet4ppy arrives on the scene with two pictures! One features a no-nonsense battle-hardened Gail looking stoic and tough! Kinda reminds me of Vinland Saga actually. The other, a more cheerful group composition - I must say I'm a big fan of Fran's classic anime-style eye!

A returning artist, Cody G, returns with a picture depicting the tribulations of cooking. Gotta love Gail's frantic expression! I've heard the complaints, which is why we've added an option to slow the cooking mini-game down. An improved button font is also on the way.

Gamesing with two undertale x phoenotopia crossovers. Thomas being a robot builder makes sense taking a role similar to Alphys. But why is Alex dressed like a clown? Perhaps there is a hidden meaning here...

A new artist, Warotar, draws both a pooki wearing Gail's clothes and Gail wearing pooki clothes. Awww. The pooki is a bit scary - it kinda reminds me of a tragic event in a certain anime. But the Gail is adorable!

POL#5655 submitted this one to KM's discord which made its way to me. Here, a stylized Gail appears unnerved by the dark red eyes stalking her in the background. Are they bats or something more sinister?

A new artist, MilesCPW, arrives on the scene with three rare well-vectorized arts! Love it! One scene depicts Gail balancing a bomb on her head - that's a speedrunning trick I only learned about recently after someone emailed me a video O_O

The other drawing gives us new insight into Katash - he could actually look cute if he wasn't trying to kill you.

And the bees... Okay, this one got a chuckle from me :D

A returning artist roccy_chair draws this heart-warming scene from the beginning of the new game. Aww. Mika doesn't get much screen time for story reasons, so it's nice to see her represented.

UnrealWorld_32 returns with another drawing of Gail in Panselo, this time capturing a more idyllic time. I like the tranquil nature of this piece. And Gail does in fact play the guitar, denoted by the guitar in her room.

Returning artist shafiyahh draws a nice portrait of Prince Leo - looking regal and princely. I like the storybook art style of this piece. It made me immediately think of "the Little Prince" - one of my favorite books actually!

Negativus Core returns with a beautiful group composition of Gail and the gang - flying from a Switch shaped window - totally sensible considering the game is only Switch right now. As usual, I'm impressed by Negativus Core's use of challenging angles to frame a more dynamic shot of the characters. Great job!

And it wasn't only artists bearing the banner. I'd like to give a big shoutout to everyone in all the game's little communities (from the reddit to the discords to this tumblr). I've seen this community help newcomers with gameplay and walkthrough advice, discussions, updating the wiki, and so on. It does bring a smile to my face. Thank you everyone!

#phoenotopia

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pionoplayer · 3 years

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I keep having this really dumb idea in my head of like... overly long undertale style genocide run? But in a setting specifically constructed in such a way to keep the serial escalation of it going without derailing/diluting the thematics. I dunno if it's a particularly good idea but since one of Everhood's songs put another fight concept into my head for it I decided I might as well post the original idea that came with it here to tumblr.

Steps echo down a ruined corridor, worn down by calamity and time both. At the far end, a figure slouches against a pillar, notices the newcomer, and stands up straighter to face them.

"Hey there. Didn't expect someone to make it this far.

Let alone for that someone to be you, of all people.

Guess this is the part where I give my little speech, yeah? That's usually how these things go.

There's a line I've heard said, quite a few times in fact. It goes something like…

'Do you believe that even the worst person, no matter how horrible, can change if they just try?'

I've always considered it a tacky line but in the end, I believe it. The answer was 'yes' for me after all…

But here's the thing, buddy.

After a certain point, the question stops being "can this person change" and starts being "how many people will they hurt if we give them that chance again".

Because a person can change, no matter how horrible… but only if they decide to.

And you've been given more chances than anyone could possibly earn at this point.

Some people would draw a line in the sand and dare you to cross it.

Not me. You've already crossed every line that mattered.

Some people would give you one last chance to drop your weapon and surrender.

But you already killed them all while their guards were down.

And some people are like you. Ruthless, cold, downright psychotic.

I'd say it turns out they were right but uh, you didn't really leave any of them lying around either did you?

So I'm gonna ask this question one, final time. Just for nostalgia's sake. Back when there were beautiful days outside, when there were flowers left to bloom and birds left to sing.

Are you ready to have a bad time?

Because you don't get a choice anymore, as far as you've come down your path the only thing left waiting for you is the worst time of your life.

NOW STAND STILL AND DIE LIKE THE CREATURE YOU ARE."

The newcomer - no, the challenger - steps forwards instead, sending an attack towards the figure at the end of the hall. The strike is rendered harmless.

"Yeah, I figured that would be your response. Let's get started then, shall we?"

The defender begins his own assault, attempting a pace to keep the challenger from launching their retort.

"You know, it's kinda funny. Looking at you, you don't look like the kind of person that would be responsible for everything happening."

A gap in the onslaught, another quick and precise strike, followed by the defender resuming his barrage.

"Hey now, that's not a jab at your height. I don't waste jokes on an audience like you. Just a statement of fact, ya know?"

Another opportunity, another missed shot.

"If it weren't for all the bloodstains and equipment stolen from the corpses of people better than you, I'd think you were just some poor sod looking for their way back home."

A gap, a strike. The pattern is established.

"Wherever your home was, it's probably not there anymore. A lot of homes aren't there anymore, thanks to you.

Doesn't that bother you? That wherever you started you can't go back? That everyone you might have ever cared about in whatever times and places you could've been…

Are just gone? Vanished? Obliterated so thoroughly that even we can't bring them back?

Look, kid. I don't know what your deal is. I know you by reputation alone, and even if my job is dealing with 'problems', I was really hoping I wouldn't wind up here. With you.

But every single one of them, even the psychopaths bent on breaking everything over their knee…

They still had something they wanted to see through. Something they wanted to protect, even if it was just their own sorry hides.

I look in your eyes, in your past, I see nothing. Oh, I see a house, and parents, maybe friends. But I don't see anything real. Real to you. It's like you've erased it, severed all your own ties on a conceptual level.

It's almost like you're just as gone as everything you've taken away."

Something changes. The strike lands a little closer, shaving off something small, insignificant. The constant barrage of destruction falters.

"...That fast huh? Go on, do it again. I dare you, kid."

Another strike. Another impossibly near miss.

"I didn't think you'd actually be dumb enough to do it. Guess my little ramble actually paid off yeah? Now I know exactly what you are. Approximately."

Another strike. This time the sound of it hitting the far wall seems to shake the very foundation of the world itself. And then the room fills with death.

"Let's see how you deal with phase two, buster."

The pattern resumes, just with more noise and violence.

"You know, I really don't know why I'm still talking to you. A friend of mine would tell me to stop wasting my energy…

But, you know, it calms my nerves. Pretending I'm talking to a real person.

Now, I'm sure you know the whole catastrophe, inside and out. You were right at the heart of it after all.

To get things straight though? You got lucky. We were busy, other problems were cropping up, and it didn't look like you were the threat you are until suddenly everything was collapsing.

And with what you are… do you think maybe in another branch of causality we could've maybe been coworkers? Maybe friends?

You've got the moxie to be one of us, I'll tell you what. A bit lacking on the 'morals' side of things though.

Guess it doesn't matter anymore. Even if I, if we, stop you dead in your tracks, in a way you've already won.

Can't go back from where we are now after all…

Speaking of 'not being able to go back', I'm getting a little bit tired of this endless back and forth. What do you say I… speed things up a little?"

Abruptly the pace picks up, what was already an assault leaving so little untargeted space it was frankly unreasonable that the challenger had gotten this far - and gotten this far unscathed no less - becomes an unrivaled, personally targeted cataclysm.

"...You know, even knowing what your deal is... watching you brush off one of my best tricks like it's a laser pointer is infuriating."

The challenger lashes out, a set of frantic, angry strikes that are abruptly cut short by a resumption of hostilities from the defender.

"So you know what? I'll take a turn at your game. Go ahead, hit me with your best shot before I can charge up something better. Let's see how this goes for you."

The hall is silent for the briefest of moments, before the challenger lets loose the first noise they've made throughout the entire confrontation; an infernal, blood-curdling shriek. Power ripples through the hallway, searing away pieces of it in a barrage of strikes meant to bring gods to their knees.

Everything freezes. The challenger, the collapsing hall, everything but the defender.

"Wow, you're really ready to have this be over with, aren't you? I'm sure you almost got me, try harder next time and I'm sure you'll get to see what comes after."

There's a crunch and a soft cry of pain. The challenger is forced to their knees.

"I've got a little piece of advice for you though, assuming you haven't gotten it from me already."

Another crunch, a steady pace of dripping liquid can be heard.

"Your little 'quest' doesn't end with me. I'm just the wake-up call. If you get past me somehow, things are gonna get a whole lot worse for you than you realize. You might wanna turn back now before things actually get ugly."

There's no sound besides the slow drip of blood to the floor of the ruined hall. Or something approximating blood at least.

"Now get lost."

GAME OVER

...You aren't getting rid of me that easily.

>RETRY

#undertale inspired #everhood inspired #original work #writing #monologue

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gottagobuycheese · 3 years

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Opening Lines

Rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all!). See if there are any patterns. Choose your favorite opening line. Then tag 10 of your favorite authors!

Thanks for the tag, @internetkatze! I have uh, way less than 20 published fics, let alone finished, and some are noticeably Older™, so this’ll be reaching way way WAY back into the “semi-coherent draft” pile (some of which are also, noticeably, older). Without further ado, in no particular order:

손 : The Guest (TV) (Unpublished WIP): She jolts awake with a scream in her throat and salt on her lips, and for a moment, she’s still collapsed on the cold, wet sand, drenched in seawater and shouting a name that will never hear her.

비밀의 숲 | Stranger (Unpublished WIP): The text came almost as soon as her new co-workers so graciously left her the entire office for her lunch break again.

비밀의 숲 | Stranger (You Wouldn’t Download a Hotel Room): Yeo-jin blinked, then blinked again. “Wow, that receptionist wasn’t kidding.” “Is that all you have to say?” snapped the voice next to her. “Even the dormitories are more luxurious than this. This is — this is a broom closet.”

Good Omens (Don’t Bite the Hand that Breeds You): The air was hot and thick with humidity when Crowley finally stepped out onto the street, carefully balancing a pressed-leaf bowl of miraculously unmelted kulfi in one hand as she swatted away some of Earth’s most detestable inhabitants with her other.

Good Omens (Please Wait for Assistance): Truthfully, Ciara just wanted to go home.

Good Omens (All the Way Home I’ll Be Warm): “First jump?” shouts the girl in front of him, and Crowley deserves an award for not glaring her into a puddle of boiling sludge.

BNHA (Serendipity): This is how it started: a bag of groceries in one hand, an unremarkable rock in the other, and the burning, reckless bravery that comes with forty-three sleepless hours.

Ace Attorney (Post-AA5 WIP): Her brother was nine years old and his feet still didn’t touch the ground when they sat at the dining table. She had a feeling he was going to be a tiny beansprout forever.

Good Omens (Ex-BB Fic WIP): It was a nice day, meteorologically speaking.

Good Omens (Unpublished WIP): Warlock Dowling was seven years old when his nanny handed him his first lock-picking set.

Good Omens (Unpublished WIP): “Okay, so, three options.”

Over the Garden Wall (Unpublished WIP I am so so so endlessly sorry about how long this is taking but I SWEAR I WILL FINISH): It was strange, that she could have forgotten this. How warm sunlight felt on skin, how a breeze running through her hair could feel like the playful fingers of an old friend.

Deltarune (Unpublished WIP): You only have the courage to say it once everyone is gone.

Undertale (Unpublished WIP): You can barely see Asgore through your tears, but you know by heart how this goes — his hands tremble, his breathing hitches, and for a moment you think he’s going to cry right along with you, but then he lowers his head and raises his trident and your vision is full of fire. (You almost feel sorry for him. It must be hard to find the stomach to kill a bawling child.)

Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse (Unpublished WIP): “Are you sure this is okay?” “Peter, please, I’ve tested this model through the simulator dozens of times. There’s one little hiccup I can’t seem to get rid of, but it shouldn’t bother us as long as we stay below a hundred.”

Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse (Unpublished WIP): She wakes up, which is the first thing that tells her something’s gone wrong.

비밀의 숲 | Stranger (Unpublished WIP): They met, of all places, at the convenience store.

Mob Psycho 100 (Part-Time Bonding): Wear something you don’t mind getting messy in, the text had said.

BNHA (Homeostasis): Kirishima was the first to catch his breath after hauling himself over the last ledge. “I can’t believe we fell for that again,” he wheezed, clutching at a stitch in his side.

BNHA (Growing Pains): “Put it back, Sami-chan. We still have to finish the box at home.”

Knowing that I’m biased towards dialogue, I’m honestly pretty surprised more of these don’t start immediately with someone talking. And I don’t know how obvious it is from these lines in isolation, but looking at all of these back-to-back makes me realize how many of my openings are based on some kind of irritation/impatience by the opening character XD. The present tense ones seem to all be the sort that start in the middle of some kind of action, whether real or perceived, but I know I’ve gone back and changed present tense drafts to past tense sometimes, so we’ll see if those last (if I ever go back and finish them lol).

Dunno that I have a favorite among these, but there are definitely some, especially with a bit more context, that I’m more fond of than others. Like in 9, the whole opening paragraph is describing what a nice day it is, and then it cuts to the next paragraph where it’s like “Crowley hated nice days.” Love me some contradiction and grumbling. Or 15, where you think Peter’s wondering if it’s okay to speed down the highway in an experimental vehicle, but the next line he clarifies he’s TOTALLY CHILL with that part, but was just wondering if his principle investigator really had nothing better to do than drop him off at home. And more of them, but I feel like this is getting really long already so I’ll leave it here

Tagging @jessicafish, @imperiousheiress, @yeswevegotavideo, @beingjanee, @idanit, and anyone else who hasn’t been tagged yet but would like to participate! (But feel free to modify the rules to less than 20, this was really hard to find sjfksfjksjs)

#tag game #writing stuff #if you're reading this and want to share whatever you've written I would LOVE to see it!#I've probably forgotten a lot of people and will smack my forehead immediately after hitting post #but such is life #aww look I thought I could write #gosh there is. so much stuff to finish #I haven't been actively working on most if not all of these since like the middle of last year or something #except the yuletide fic which was written in a delirious frenzy of procrastination panic #turned out pretty well for that I'd say!#for some reason it is only Drawing Juice Time now #which is great except for the fact that the only creative obligations I have coming up are writing ones #fun times I tell you fun times

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me-and-my-gaster · 4 years

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Wish you the best with the weather! Take care! (anon on because i'll definitely not take any risk knowing how the UT fans can be protectionist about the skelebros) (or maybe is it just all the posts saying they're "the strongest characters ever omg" that ended up squicking me) sand treat you like shit yet everyone loves him, but when Flowey does it It's not sexy. And Pap just begs to be killed by the first abuser coming around. Aka the skelebros are the privileged dudes of Undertale.

I’m getting mixed signals here, but I’ll try to unwrap this whole ask somehow!

First of all, thank you! I hope the heat goes the fuck away and leaves me be. Second of all, the anon is exactly for that, and keeping yourself safe on the internet is important.

Now, to the ask itself.

Sans is a character that we see and interact a lot (if we so choose, not all interactions are mandatory). He’s also a character that is a humanoid monster with a very neat design and is just popular by default even outside the fandom. Additionally, Sans is a character that surprises us with a twist at the end of the genocide run. This means he’s a big part of the story we take part in and shows us surprising depths. Again, if we so choose.

Ultimately, he’s seen as a neutral guy that turns into a desperate good guy. An interesting and alluring premise for a lot of people. And I get that. People want a hero, and if that’s a sexy hero for whatever reason, that’s a double win.

It does make it much easier to treat him as this awesome epitome of coolness, power, secrecy, and goodness. And I think that’s what’s happening. Just people being people about their faves.

The same happens with Papyrus, who appears a lot in the story, especially in Snowdin, and has a lot of lines to delve into if we so choose. Again it’s up to interpretation and to our own choices to get to those depths. A lot of people hc him a certain way because they only glimpsed parts of him and weren’t interested in the other. But ultimately, we see him as a good guy who didn’t want to hurt us.

Flowey, however, is painted as an antagonist from the very first meeting. He tries to hurt us, he tries to kill us, he’s being cryptic, annoying, he tries to manipulate us emotionally. He tries to play with us whether we want it or not. He shows us he’s more than just a flower on many occasions, even going into some meta-knowledge. That’s not a way to make us love him and be friends with him.

During the majority of the story, we’re shown that skeleboys good guys and Flowey isn’t (and we get some tasty bits of depths, as a treat) because that’s how the whole story is written. Sans is a gremlin with hidden coolness, Papyrus is a mood that tries too hard, Flowey wants to kill us with a smile on his cursed face. Simple.

This said... I think Flowey is the best character in the whole game.

To summarize the whole useless rant - the fandom picked their faves based on how the game’s writing went and it does have a bias towards the skelebros for quite a lot of reasons I can easily see as a person who likes to delve deep into people’s psyche, picks apart stories and also writes her own.

So... I agree, but because it’s clear to me what psychological mechanisms made it happen, not because fandom is bad and we should feel bad.

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sleepyfan-blog · 5 years

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Bits and Pieces

Hey so I’ve been doing some word sprints with a client - and have been writing them down by hand. Here is the result of them.

Fandom: Undertale AU

total word count: 1,507

Characters and pairings: Ink, Blue, Dream, Nightmare, Error. Dreammare, Drink

tagslist: @anxiety-is-married-to-depression @angelofthehalfmoon @trainwreck-of-skeletons @hisame-amadashi @therandomskelekey @capisnotonfire

This bit was written while listening to Windmills Of Your Mind:

Time.

Trapped and unable to do anything but wait and watch. To think of his failures and little cruelties. Thoughtless words and careless actions, all of which he’d take back if he could. The other had been retreating from him for decades - and there was nothing that he had done that had reached Nightmare.

No. No, that had been centuries ago. He’d been running from the very moment that the stone had crumbled. Were Nightmares eye lights always that haunting shade of blue?

This ficlet was written while listening to Early Morning Rain:

The clouds are dark grey, and Dream shivers as he pulls his cape in closer. Despite the chill, Blue is running through the rain, laughing and giddy, stars in his eye lights as the water hits him.

Ink leaned against a nearby tree, smirking a little bit at Blue’s earnest delight of the early morning rain. They would need to get moving soon, as they had

This ficlet was written while listening to For The Longest Time:

Ink couldn’t describe how his life had changed, since Dream had suddenly burst onto the scene, in an explosion of brightest gold and sweetest blue. The other’s very presence made him feel happy and nearly giddy. Fighting and living so along for so long… He had never thought about what it would be like to have a permanent companion, but this was so much better.

Dream was mysterious, keeping his past and his home timeline a secret. Ink cared not for the potential consequences of that. The… Everything felt so much better and brighter with Dream by his side.

The other’s sweet voice and bright smile made his heart flutter and his cheeks warm. Dream’s presence encouraged him to continue onwards when, in a moment of uncertainty and profound loneliness, he’d been thinking of stopping and sleeping.

Ink had been wary of Dream at first, but his warm and kind personality had shone through. Come what may, he would be happy to have the other at his side for the rest of eternity.

This ficlet was written while listening to I Gave You All:

Warnings: violence

Dream had found Nightmare crying at the base of their tree, and rushed over to the other’s side. He held the other in close, rocking him back and forth, pressing gentle kisses to his forehead. Dream tended to the other’s injuries. The villagers - some - came, but Dream just sent them away with a patient smile. They left and Dream whispers more loving words to Nightmare, trying to console him.

On his knees, Nightmare’s tendrils wrapped around his throat, and the other’s hands on his soul

This ficlet was written while listening to I Will Wait:

Ink could tell that Dream had been badly hurt in the past. The wide-eyed skittishness sand the wary watchfulness. Darting from place to place. Dream had been badly hurt, and Ink was content to wait as long as it took for his dear friend to heal and to trust him with whatever had caused him to be so skittish and jumpy in the first place.

Ink was content to wait to learn the other’s secrets at Dream’s pace, and when the other was ready, Ink would be happy to hold and hug Dream when the other allowed him so close. The warm skeleton was radiant and stunning… And Ink was certain that the other’s affection and attention was worth the wait that it would take to earn his trust.

This ficlet was written while looking at this picture prompt by writeworld:

Dream’s eye lights widen and he stills for a moment as he sees the tiny, fluffy owl sitting on a wooden fence post. The bird turns it’s head a little bit, the warm light of dawn causing it’s feathers to glow in the warm sunshine. The white spots are bright against the dark feathers. The owl stares at him for what feels like forever, before gliding towards him on silent wings It alights on Dream’s left shoulder and lets out a small, squeaky sound that warms his heart, and prompts a smile to appear on his face.

This ficlet was written while looking at this picture prompt by writeworld:

“Come on, it’s not much further, I promise!” Ink says with a grin as he urges Dream to follow. The sun has almost fully set, and the night sky is a brilliant green hue, with hundreds of stars shining brightly down on them.

“But where are we-” Dream begins to ask, before stopping dead, staring at the rushing waterfall that appears before him. The pool of water beneath is a brilliant azure and reflects the stars above. The steady rushing war of the water is stunning as it falls from the moss-covered brown cliff face. “Oh… Oh wow…”

“I know, right? Isn’t this place beautiful?” Ink prompts with a grin.

Dream makes his way to the water’s edge, carefully stepping over damp stones. “It is… Thank you for bringing me here.”

This ficlet was written while looking at this picture prompt by writeworld:

The fog has begun to roll in, but Blue doesn’t mind. He holds a flickering torch in hand, which paints the brown leaves in bright coppers and golds. Perhaps to someone else, the dark fog would be ominous and off-putting, but he is not. The cold night air is beginning to chill his bones, but Blue continues onwards.

He has a long journey ahead of him, and there is an inn not too far from where he can rest for the night. A slight breeze rustles the tree branches and, for a moment Blue swears that he could hear something whispering around him. Dark secertes, or hushed promises… Just quiet enough to not be fully understood.

This ficlet was written while listening to Dance Me To The End Of Love:

The music swells around the both of them, and Dream finds him dancing with Nightmare, unsure as to just when the other had appeared, nor where they were. One of his hands is on the darker spirit’s waist, the other laced in one of Nightmare’s.

The two of them dance and spin through the crowd, and he finds himself singing along to the rather maudlin song, gazing at Nightmare as he sings “Dance me to the end of love…”

The two of them continued to twirl and spin together, their steps perfectly matched.

This ficlet was written while listening to A Thousand Kisses Deep:

Nightmare smirks a little bit as he reads the reports on potential threats. This Ink has been a very annoying threat so far. The other has managed to rally several timelines from him - but the description of the other’s gilded companion… He’s found Dream. After centuries of searching and chasing he’s finally found Dream once again.

It was a balmy evening, and the sky was a foggy, dark violet-grey. He hummed softly, reminded of simpler times. Dream’s warm smiles and sweet kisses… They linger in his mind.

Dream had kept the golden cape and circlet, despite the fact that Nightmare would be able to find the other. The cape had been a gift, once upon a time.. But the fact that Dream had kept it meant something…

Nightmare had noted that Dream had been a tremulous help in Ink’s recent victories. Their little winning streak would be broken soon, as he intended to directly fact the both of them. And yet… What lingered most in his mind, were the many kisses that he and Dream shared so long ago…

This ficlet was written while listening to Who Knows Where The Time Goes:

Dream leans against the trunk of The Tree, a small smile appearing on his face as he watches the birds fly overhead. WInter was coming. His leans a little bit closer to Nightmare, a contented hum leaving him. The days all blended together, one into the next. So long as Nightmare is at his side, Dream didn’t care for the time that continued to march on. Let the mortals worry about such things.

With his beloved at his side, he had nothing to truly worry about.

This ficlet was written while listening to Minstrel Of The Dawn:

Warnings: severe injury, hopelessness

Dream smiles warmly as he sings, the guitar in his hands beautifully playing in his hands. He sung of joy and hope, of light and positivity The fire crackles warmly as the others gather around. Blue is stirring the stew in the pot that is set over the flickering flames It’s dark and they’re on the run - fleeing from those who would harm them if they could.

Dream keeps the sorrow he feels out of his voice and off of his face as he tries to encourage the others. Things will get better. Their misfortune is brief, and together, they will find peace and happiness.

This ficlet was written while listening to Knocking on Heaven’s Door:

Dream sinks down to his knees, a wet cough rattling his chest, his vision darkening, his magic spent. His bow had tumbled frown his hands, and all Dream wanted was a moment of peace. He… He couldn’t be a guardian any longer… If only someone could take the burden from him.

This ficlet was written while listening to Everybody Knows:

Everybody knows that something has changed. Darkness and despair has flooded, and light and warmth in the multiverse seems to all but vanished. Ink says that everything is fine, that this is just temporary… But everyone knows that he’s lying.

The creative guardian has no idea what has happened either. THe good timelines are much better, and the darker times have gotten so much worse, and no one knows why.

Error growls and snaps, and everyone knows the Destroyer’s temper an insanity has gotten worse, everyone knows this. He is hunting and vicious, and his fights with Ink have gotten worse.

#my writing #writeworld #error sans #ink sans #dream sans #underswap sans #nightmare sans #dreammare #drink #tw violence #tw severe injury #tw hopelessness

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reinxshademix · 5 years

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“10 songs I’m currently obsessed with”

tagged by @sand-rose thank you, I know Im days late, Ive been studying and sleeping xD

also I love Mein gott (Prussia's song) Me and my brother usually sing it when cooking together lolz

just like you... In no particular order...

1) Dark doo wow - MS MR

Nothing to say, just... I like the vibe this song gives, the lyrics...

2) White dress - halestorm

Fav song from halestorm´s newest album

3) Muchacha kiss kiss bang - Alex Swings Oscar Sings

I heard this song in a Hetalia MEP and I like it even tho I don't usually listen to this genre.

4) The wicked symphony - Avantasia

Epic, perfect to imagine myself in a battle ^w^’

5) Bad End Night - Hitoshizuku × Yama△

For some reason this suddenly came back to my mind, so I looked for covers and I won't stop listening to it xD

6) Pain pain go away feat. MUTSUKI from Softly

yeah Im linking the AMV I found it from, I instantly started listening to the song on repeat and the aMV is gorgeous. Also recommending the anime xD

7) The villain I appear to be - cover by Anna

8)ドラマ - C&K

9) Love me (doki doki literature fan song) - cover by Cami-cat

Im a sucker for yandere songs, this is the one Ive been addicted to this month

10) The entire undertale cover album by RichaadEB

Im linking to the masterpiece they did with some of the songs which is the video Ive been listening to for the past year!

Extra: Ive also been putting as background music pocket mirror’s, a hat in time’s and the chronicles of narnia´s (the 1st film) OST

Another extra: Monster

don't know who made this song, but I first found the MEP, then I found a vocaloid version, not even sure which is the original xD

Another extra: Greedy by Arianna Grande

Became addicted 2 days ago

Tagging: Everyone who'd like to do this and... @higabanna @savingthime @lila-cherryblossomtree @sadiewoe @tediouslibrarian @alex-benedetto @usagichanp @foreverpersonafan @pink-kawaii-kitty @trashybiologymajor @clilee @socials-loneliness @alphasoupfartface-420 @romo-hours

If you've done it already you don't have to uwu

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redvelvetreel · 6 years

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Red Velvet Reel 6.5: Cele-BRAT-ion!

[Fic Directory]

Pairing: [Married] Spicyhoney (Underfell Papyrus x Underswap Papyrus)

Summary: WELL THEN. Now that they’ve got Swapfell squared away, time to get Undertale to toe the line.

Characters: Edge (Underfell Papyrus) & Stretch (Underswap Papyrus) & Red (Underfell Sans) & Blue (Underswap Sans) & Classic (Undertale Papyrus) & Comic (Undertale Sans)

Contains: Mpreg/Skelepreg! Meeting up in a (sports) bar! Everyone talks a lot and never shuts up! (More) Stupid Fellverse posturing and antagonism! Lots of headcanons! Culture clash!

Rating: Teen and up! (I guess?)

Note: 1 more part left for this installment! <3 Thanks so much for sticking through this with me!! ;w;

Underswap Papyrus – Stretch Underswap Sans – Blue Underfell Paprus – Edge Underfell Sans – Red Undertale Papyrus – Classic Undertale Sans – Comic

“No.”

Edge abruptly returned to the table, gesturing over his shoulder incredulously as he stared at Red.

“Huevón!” Red slammed his fist into the table, smiling broadly. Everyone jumped, but there was a note of admiration in his voice, “Whatta bitch! Hate that guy! The fuck! Congrat-fuckin’-lations!”

“What does that mean?” Edge hummed in absentminded agreement, drumming his fingers on his crossed arms restlessly, “Así no más? They let it drop, and we win?” He didn’t wait for Red to answer, shifting with nervous energy. “Ugh, we’re so out of practice, and they’re so weird about it!”

“Rrrelax, Ñaño.” Red shrugged nonchalantly, an easy smile on his face, “Do what we do. Wait ‘n see ‘n fuck ‘em up if necessitated, yeah?”

“Yeah...” Edge didn’t look convinced, but he sighed as Stretch put an arm around his shoulders. His mouth quickly quirked into a smile as he put his arm around his husband’s waist, sounding pleased, “You were fantastic! Truly a ‘charm’ offensive!”

“BOSSASS, Stretch!” Red’s smile stretched even wider as he banged his hands down again, pointing at him approvingly. “Ya healed Pup! Goddamn! Then tell lil’ bastard to fuck off with a hug!”

“Black didn’t know what to make of that!” Edge sounded gleeful, a mischievous sparkle in his socket as he turned to Red with a smirk. He kept his arm around Stretch’s waist in an unusually public display of prolonged affection, so he must have been really impressed. “I thought he was actually going to accept out of spite!”

“Hell yeah!” Red gestured that his mind was blown, “Lil’ bastard ain’t know who he’s fuckin’ with! Stretch’s rock solid!“

Edge scoffed, “He’s soft by choice, not lack of ability- as I’ve told you hundreds of times!”

“Whatever,” Red drawled, resting his chin and looking bored, “Yer biased as fuck. Damn! Now I wanna fuck somethin’ up! Ya any good to rumble, Stretch?”

“Of course he is!” Edge looked insulted, “You think I would marry someone who wasn’t?!”

“Ah, yes,” Classic leaned back and played with the straw in his drink absently, “You two like to talk about not so good things like they are very good things, even though they absolutely are not.”

“I’m not taking any shit from you!” Edge’s demeanor snapped into something more hostile as he turned towards Classic, pulling away to point at him dramatically. “What the fuck were you thinking?! You tryin’ to get me dusted?!”

Classic’s eyes bulged out of his sockets, spitting out the mouthful of his drink on the table, “Hah?!”

Red pointedly leaned over, holding a napkin daintily as he dabbed at the spot. He cleared his throat, pitching his voice higher in obvious imitation of Classic, “Let me just-“

Blue jabbed him in the ribs hard enough Red hit the table with a bang, “Knock it off, asshole! Haven’t you had your fill of violence and arguments yet?!”

“Nope!” He answered petulantly, throwing the napkin in Blue’s face. “And you hush up, backstabber!”

“Me?!”

“Yeah!” Red gestured at the door with palpable frustration, “Ya cain’t speak ‘gainst me till after they gone! Ya tryin’ to get me killed? Yer bro’s hubby?! Yer own goddamn fuckin’ sobrino?!”

Blue blanched.

“No?!” Red sneered, turning away with disgust, “Then shut up ‘n listen fer once in yer fuckin’ life!”

“I-“ Classic gestured at himself helplessly, “I don’t understand what you’re talking about?!”

“I just told you!” Edge let out an angry huff, crossing his arms over his chest, “It’s a Fellverse thing! Magic is everything to Fell! If I can’t use my magic, I’m weak! If I’m weak, I can’t protect nothing I got!”

“Yeah!” Red crossed his arms over his chest, mirroring his brother with a sour expression, “Then everythin’s up fer swipin’, includin’ Honey ‘n the brat! S’when whose backin’ ya up gotta look real dread! If y’ain’t look united, then y’ain’t shit! So they don’t got not reason to hold back, ya dig?”

Classic looked almost queasy, “Black and Slim would never-“

“I don’t fuck with chance!” Edge slammed his fist into the table, looking angry, “I don’t know where they stand or what they want, so I had to make myself clear! My...” Edge glanced at Stretch, drawing a line with his finger.

“Line in the sand.” Stretch did not want to be drawn into this at all. He sat down and slid over to his old spot as unobtrusively as possible.

“Of course, now you’re helpful!” Edge still complained loudly, shaking his head. He was mostly talking to Classic, but made sure to look at Blue too, “At least wait until mi hijuepu enemies are gone before you are questioning me! And! Por el amor del Ángel, don’t ever ask me to apologize! Carever-“

“Ojo!” Red’s voice took on an oddly stern tone, “Ain’t no need t’be nasty. If they ain’t gonna help, they gonna sit pretty ‘n stay outta it, right?”

The Fell monster didn’t look the least bit abashed at all the incredulous looks. Which was maybe to be expected, but was still incredibly surreal. Red scolding anyone, let alone Edge, about their language?

“Yeah?” Red prompted again, moving his hand in impatient circles. “Baby Blue?”

“Ok.” Blue nodded quickly, still not quite able to meet Edge’s eyelights, “I won’t get involved. ...Sorry.”

Stretch didn’t like this- he wasn’t sure what Edge and Red were trying to prove against Classic and Blue, of all people, but he knew he couldn’t say anything. Even if it seemed excessive, Edge was acting out of a sense of paternal duty and insecurity. Especially after those impassioned lectures of being publicly supportive, he wasn’t sure what he should do...

“Class-“ Red started to say, only to be cut off by a sound that was equal parts distressed and irritated.

“I don’t want to answer!” Classic shook his head, a stubborn set to his unsure smile, “I can’t give you my blanket approval- because I do not approve! And I cannot condone the use of such forceful methods!” He sighed heavily, looking tired, “You could have handled things with Slim much, much better, Edge! You didn’t need to escalate it to violence- and just because Stretch healed him doesn’t mean it didn’t happen! I think if you just-“

“Papyrus,” Edge leaned on his hands, an undertone of frustration to every punctuated word, “I’m not asking for your permission- I’m going to do whatever I feel is necessary to keep my baby safe.”

Comic cracked one socket open, but didn’t entirely drop his pretense of sleeping, “Don’t you think you’re worried about the wrong guy?”

The Fell monsters exchanged a look. “Nah, ‘cause the Lil’ Tyrant gave in, ‘n so they gave us an out.” Red put his face in his hands, worrying at his sockets restlessly, “They’re ‘duty bound’ to be ‘not enemies.’ Honor ain’t mean nuthin’ back home, but them Swapfell’s’re different ‘bout that shit. Sides, Puppydog ‘n us got history.”

“Oh?” Comic closed his socket with a nonchalant shrug, “Guess honor’s not for chumps, and his goody-two shoes act is believable.”

Equal parts impressed and annoyed, Red’s grin was razor sharp, “Point is, esfinge, that we know Fell, ‘n we know what they’re gonna do. The real concern’s both of yas.” He pointed at both of them with the same hand, “When shit hits, what’cha gonna do?”

Edge crossed his arms over his chest, eyelight bright and focused, “I just need to know if I need to protect Pancake from you.”

Classic put his head down into his hands, muffling what sounded like a frustrated scream. Which, fair enough- Stretch has no idea how he would handle being on the receiving end of this. Just as quickly, Classic was sitting up again, looking like he had just come up with a brilliant idea.

“How about a compromise?” He asked brightly, “I know you know that I would never, ever purposely hurt your babybones! And I absolutely would never ever want to inadvertently cause them harm!”

He crossed his arms, looking torn, “But I can’t just sit here while you maim, humiliate, or otherwise fight with someone just because they make you nervous! That’s a terrible way to handle feelings of anxiety, and will undoubtedly lead to more problems than it solves! So, let’s just not!”

Edge tilted his head, looking cautiously curious, “Not what?”

“Not stay! Let’s just leave! You can tell me you don’t feel safe, and I will escort you out to make sure no one lays a hand on you or Pancake!” Classic held up a hand at the dubious expressions he was receiving, literally waving concerns off, “Let me finish! That way, you can stay physically safe and feel safe, too! And it will still give you the ability to rectify bad behavior- if these people won’t respect your wishes, then they are probably people you don’t want around Pancake right now anyway.”

Classic puffed out his chest with a broad smile, “If it makes you feel better, I can also guarantee I will do my best to find a solution while you are not there! You see, I am very good at conflict mediation, and very stubborn! And Sans is very good at getting out of situations he doesn’t want to be in, so he can guarantee a quick retreat!”

“So...” Edge’s expression soured, “You want me to flee-“

“He wants to be your bodyguard.” Stretch cleared his throat, still not sure if he should comment, but it seemed innocuous enough. “Hustle you out of danger until the coast is clear.”

That changed their attitude. Edge finally sat down next to his husband, arms still right over his chest as he looked at Red. “Bodyguard.”

“Maybe.” Red drummed his fingers on the table, “Switch it. Y’ain’t gotta get your claws dirty, good, ‘n he’s pretty reliable. ‘N tall...”

“I am all of those things!” Classic agreed with a proud toss of his head.

“It would never work with Fell.” Edge started cracking his knuckles, looking down at the tabletop, “They wouldn’t-“

“Ain’t no Fell!” Red whistled loudly to get get his brother’s attention, “Puppydog ‘n Lil’tyrant ain’t no challenge no more, d’fuck else ya worryin’ ‘bout, huh? Ghosts?”

For whatever reason, Edge flinched at that. Hard.

“Edge.” Classic’s voice was gentle. “I won’t let you down.” He slipped off his mitten, holding his pinkie out with an unusually solemn expression, “I promise I won’t let Pancake get hurt under my watch.”

The Fell monster sighed, long and weary, but hooked his own pinkie back, “I’ll let you try. If I need to get involved afterwards, I will- but fine. I’ll let you try first.”

When he made a move to pull back, Classic kept his hand in place. “Sans!” He hissed to his side, jostling his brother with his elbow, “You too.”

Comic took his sweet time sitting up and reaching over to hook his own finger around Edge’s finger. “I’ll back Pap up, and getcha out. If I need to.” He said simply, expression carefully neutral. Well, that was about what Stretch expected- Red didn’t look surprised either.

Comic pulled back a moment later, resettling himself on the cushions with a sigh, “But you should know who your friends are by now.”

“Yes, fine, friends-“ Edge tried to shrug the comment off, but it clearly bothered him enough he felt the need to justify himself. “But I can’t take the same risks as if it were just me.” He managed to keep himself from touching his scarred socket, but he picked at the scars on his knuckles absently, “Friends can still hurt you, even if they don’t mean to- sometimes they’re even worse than enemies. If I’m wrong-“

“Yeah, well-“ Stretch cut in with a cough, putting a discreet arm around his husband’s waist, “We do what we gotta do to protect ourselves and the people we love, right?” Edge didn’t give him much of a reaction, but didn’t resist as he was tugged a little closer.

“We never actually toasted Pancake yet, did we?” Blue was unusually hesitant, still chastened from earlier, but clearly desperate for a topic change. “We should!”

“Yes!” Classic clapped his hands, looking absolutely delighted, “A toast for the baby! And, because I know how much Edge values action over words-“ He opened up his STAT menu, withdrawing 200 g from his gold pouch. “I will fund it!”

“Hell fuckin’ yeah-“ Red perked up immediately, moving his mug to his new spot with magic, “Gonna get chumado as fuuuuck-“ He poured the remainder of Black’s drink in his mug, and moved Slim’s glass closer.

Classic put the gold on the table with obvious flourish, pushing it in their direction, “A gift from us- mostly me, but this is technically everyone else’s money, too- to you... all! Happy impending babybone’s birthday!”

“I-“ Edge looked surprised for a moment, touched and guilty and confused rolled into a too open expression, before he buried it down with a devious smirk. “How very generous!”

He curled his hands under his chin like a cartoon villain, tone innocent in a way that could only be deceptive, “I can only wonder how you’ll top this at Pancake’s shower party! I’m looking forward to see what kind of unique and lavish gift you’ll bring, ‘Uncle Classic.’”

“Uncle?!” Classic’s expression lit up, eyes becoming large hearts as he gasped dramatically. “I get to be Uncle Classic?!”

“If you want,” Stretch barely managed to suppress a relieved sigh, glad everything seemed to be much less tense, “Unless you wanna be called something else?” He glanced at Blue and Red, but neither seemed to be particularly bothered by sharing that title. “We were thinking ‘Sir’ might be fun too, like a knight or something-“

“Wowie, Sir Papyrus!” Classic’s eyelights positively sparkled, “I’ve always dreamed of being a knight!” He shook himself free of the sparkles- literally, although Comic didn’t seem to mind having some on the top of his head- before continuing earnestly, “Of course! I cannot let Pancake down! I will get them the absolute best present of them all!

“Because! I am great at a good many things, especially creating artificially high standards that are difficult to reach! By everyone, sometimes including even me!” Classic smiled broadly before his face became incredibly blank, “What event is this? A baby what?”

“A baby shower! It’s a human tradition!” Blue perked up and launched into a long, detailed explanation Stretch started to tune out immediately. This was more of what he had been hoping for the entire evening, honestly- he was relieved everyone finally seemed to be getting along again and having a good time.

Well, almost everyone. Edge always had a tendency to lay his acting on a little too thick when he was preoccupied, and there was stiff tension to his spine. Stretch would be looking into that at the end of the night. (Early tomorrow morning?)

For now, though, he was content to enjoy warm conversation with good company and this delicious honey mead.

[Part 1 ] [Part 2 ] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5 - Here! ] [Part 6]

#underfell papyrus #underfell sans #underswap papyrus #underswap sans #classic papyrus #comic sans #skelepreg #spicyhoney #redvelvetreel #fanfic #gosh the grammar is really bad sometimes dfjkdfhhd i gotta stop posting at like 1:30 am :c #but thats the only time i haveeeeee oTL

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randomnessunicorn-imagine · 6 years

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🆒 Undertale OneShot: Papyrus x Neutral! Reader 🆒

{ This is a request I received on Wattpad for Undertale. This oneshot is dedicated to our sweet skeleton Pappy. Enjoy the reading, friends! }

💚 PAIRING: Tale! Papyrus x Neutral! Reader 💚 💚 RATING: Sfw & Fluff 💚

~ A SALVATION NAMED PAPYRUS ;

The Underground was so different from your homeland.

Everything was so peculiar; the citizens, the minds of people and their features were bizarre but also intriguing and you could not help but admiring everything that surrounded you.

Your eyes were curious and filled with enthusiasm because in all your life you have never seen such a wonder and actually, you did not miss your home because you did not possess pleasant memories about that place. It was a shame to contaminate your perfect day with these awful thoughts so you kept playing with the snow as if you were a child but you could say you felt just like a little child because you have never seen the snow before, it was your first time and it was incredible, magical. You were completely amazed and captured by its softness, the way it melted touching your hands, or the way it danced through the sky was spectacular. Even if it was a fake sky, you did not care, because it was still marvellous.

Luckily, you were not a hostile human and your soul was as green as the hope you brought in this desolated place, since everyone here saw you like a friend. At first, the monsters tried to fight you, they wanted to steal your soul and give it to Asgore but with time you have been able to make them understand that your intent was pacific and you were not here to exterminate them. You wanted to befriend them and maybe start a new life in the Underground.

"There's no reason to fight if we can be united for a good cause." These were your words of encouragement and every monster just appreciated your honesty and kindness. You were not like the other humans and you explained to them that not every human was greedy and cruel, there were generous and worthy souls in the surface. A shade of regret tinted your eyes as you expressed this thought, you truly believed in your words but, once again, those awful memories of your past took possession of your mind but you decided to ignore them because your new beginning could not be contaminated with some sorrow memories of your past.

In particular, there was a person you cared about more than anybody else. He was a skeleton and his name was Papyrus, the great Papyrus. He was the most fascinating and kindest creature you have ever met and you felt lucky for being his friend.

Papyrus was special, his soul was pure and innocent and you wanted to stay by his side, protect him from the evil of the world because you were aware of the perfidy of the humankind but Papyrus was as precious as gold and you did not want him to lose his light.

Actually, he was the one who saved your life because you have never been so glad to be alive before you met him. On the surface, your days were filled with solitude and melancholy and it was the reason why you decided to make this trip and visit the land of monsters because you needed a change, a chance. A rebirth.

Papyrus gave you life, a brand new hope, with him you could really be yourself without anyone judging you for your emotion or the way you were. With Papyrus, you were free. You felt like a better person. You would never have thanked him enough for giving you his affection.

For this reason, every opportunity was good to compliment him because a special person like Papyrus should feel special every day. You particularly loved to cuddle him with sweet words, compliments because he deserved it, and it was such an adorable scene to deny. He often got embarrassed, since you did not stop even a second to tell him how great he was, so he blushed and, with a bit of shyness in his voice, he thanked you. He said that you did not have to recall him it every time and you were as great as him, because you were his special friend and not every person was so lucky to claim something like this.

You were surprised and amazed that a person like Papyrus could exist in this world. He was the definition of goodness, courage and tenderness. He was a delicate flower that the cold wind could have swept away but he was still strong enough to resist. Because the stem of this flower was placed on the ground, robust and attached to life.

You admired Papyrus' soul. You were happy that a person like him was part of your existence, and maybe this world was not doomed if more people like him were alive and you were sure about this reality.

You have gained more confidence and serenity and you have decided to take Papyrus as your role model. You wanted to be as grand as him, but yours was not envy, but simple and pure admiration.

The cruel stares of the people you met on the surface still tormented your sleep, they accused you of being weak, because kindness was seen as the most terrible defect of the world, but Papyrus showed you that it was not true. Kindness was a precious gift, something that could make others happy. Nobody had ever given credit to your quality as he did and you were grateful.

Nobody made fun of you or laughed at you anymore, and no one took advantage of your gentleness no more because you had left the past behind. You could not change for a world that did not deserve you, and you did not want to become as ruthless as them.

At last, you did not need to run away any longer because you found your new home with him.

"Don't you know, Papyrus? You're the greatest skeleton I've ever met!" you said cheerfully, you were never tired of spoiling him with compliments. It was your favourite sport.

"Oh, of course. You're the greatest human I've ever seen, too. Even if I haven't seen a lot of them but you're pretty great so I may suppose they're as great as you." Papyrus explained, even if his thought was confused you smiled and the way he saw the world always impressed you.

"One day, we'll visit the surface together and I'll be your guide. I'll show you fantastic things, and we'll live adventures your pretty little mind can't even imagine.

We'll sail the seven seas, or walk through vast lands made of sand or woods, maybe, or what about the moon? Any place is out of reach for us!

When we'll be too tired, we will rest our self on the warm and paradisiac beach. I promise you, my dear, when we'll reach the surface, all your dreams will come true. We will fly through the clouds, with the birds and then we'll dance among the flowers like fairies in the spring. It will be extraordinary. We'll be free and joyful. Every day will be an unforgettable adventure.

Even if truth must be said, since I know you, all my dreams came true and every day is like an adventure, a dream. You turned my dream into the most beautiful reality, dear Paprus".

You spoke with passion and dedication that Papyrus was surprised and he could not wait the moment where the two of you would live all these marvellous moments. His eyes were sparkling, and his soul beat faster. Then he hugged you, swirling you and you two fell on the soft snow laughing and playing as two naïve and cheerful children but you wanted every day with him to be like a dream.

Papyrus realized that with you, even the gloomiest day would appear surprising because you were his true soul mate. Nothing could change this reality. Yes, it was a reality and not only a mere dream.

#undertale #undertale papyrus #undertale fanfiction #undertale scenarios #undertale imagines #undertale headcanons #papyrus x reader #x reader #kind soul #kind reader #fanfiction #one shot

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ekoingskies-blog · 7 years

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Smiletale (An origonal AU by EkoingSkies)

Heya guys! This is my very first Tumbler account and post. I am an Undertale fan and artist, and I’m always coming up with thing AUs. This is the first one I've ever actually shared.This AU is sorta a spin off of Horrortale and Flowerfell, but has its own twist. Without further a due, enjoy! And please do comment ad state you’re opinions. Be honest!

Smiletale by EkoingSkies

Part one, The Mother

You see the gaping hole from afar, it seeps into the earth like dark water. Allowing you to see it’s surface, but you would have to get closer in order to look all the way to it’s bottom. Taking a step or two closer, you can see that the hole is much deeper than they all say, that the fall could very well kill you, that is, if you were dumb enough to fall in. Feeling brave, you step closer towards it. One step… two steps more … four… and another five. You are standing almost at the edge now, peering down into the hole. You see a small patch of yellow on the ground below you.

Flowers maybe?

Coming to Mt.Ebott was supposed to be a joke. You had run away from home and found your way to a small town unlike the big bustling city that you grew up in. Almost as soon as you stepped in this town, you heard almost everyone gossiping about a mountain, not far from said town, that supposedly was the entrance to a land of monsters. Or as you heard of it; the Underground. The Underground was said to be a place where monsters had been banished after losing a war with some humans... or something like that. You never caught the details.

Since you had no place to be, and nothing better to do, you figured you would take a look for yourself. It would be nice if monsters really did exist, it'd be even better if they were still were alive now. So look down, in hope seeing one. Although, you don't know what exactly to expect. After all, you’d never taken time to think about theses sorts of things. Just about when you'll be able to eat next, were you were going to sleep, how you'd make money to survive. There hasn’t been much time think about childish things like that. For the most part, you left those fairy tales and folk lores back home, when you turned thirteen. You are fourteen now, fourteen and a half actually. And you have seen more of the world in almost two years than you ever did in the thirteen years you spent with your parents. No regrets.

You have been sitting by the hole since lunchtime. Its nearly sunset now, but you dont know where else you could possibly go, seeing that you can’t go anywhere else. The ankle high, soft grass glistens in the late noon light. Warmth from the sun comes down on you, making the top of your head warm while the cool breeze weaves in and out of your light brown hair. Only a few clouds scatter here and there, giving the sky effects of being (mostly) clear. Just sitting there isn’t enough for you, you want to be able to feel it all. You imagine reaching into the sky, running your hand through the sky and leaving streaks of various hues in it like it was your very own canvas. You snap back into reality, noticing that your hand really is reaching into the sky. To your own disappointment, your fingertips aren't anywhere close to touching the cloud that is slowly hovering above you. This is why you left fantasies back home… But you suppose its okay to have at least some fun while you're still healthy and young. Besides.. . you didn’t leave everything back home. After all, you still have your hope.

For once, the universe seemed to be right. You hadn’t gotten into anyones way in a long while, and no one has yelled at you. No one has touched you. No one has hurt you. All there is, is peace. Never in your life have you been more happy and felt so alive at the same time. It was exhilarating.

You laugh to yourself, closing your eyes. In those few seconds, you hear crumbling from below. Your hands slip from behind you. And you fall.

It took your breathe away... Literally. You had no idea that you had been sitting so close to the hole in the first place. Maybe if you had, you wouldn't be gushing blood onto the flowers you were sprawled on. You begin to wheeze through clenched teeth. Even that hurts. It feels as if several knives are poking and impaling you from the inside. You slowly open your eyes, they sting as if someone kicked sand in them. The taste of blood lingers in your mouth, you believe that's what is dripping down your chin too. Your entire body aches and burns.But.. you can’t feel your legs at all. You try to wiggle your toes but nothing happens. This worries you. As you try to turn your head to the side, away from the blinding light above you, you jolt. Wincing at this reaction, you screech like a banshee. The pain is agonizing. Its unbearable. You can't do anything without this shooting pain running through you. You can't even look down at your chest to see how bad it is. But… you think you broke your back, along with a few other bones scattered around in your body.

A high pitched, echoing voice come from beside you. It curses you out, complaining about how you should watch where you fall.

“ You almost crushed me! “ it really expressed the word crushed. Which you found a bit rude, but you were too tired and hurt to argue. The voice sounded annoyed.

“Hey, you stupid Human! Look at me when I’m talking to yo-” It stopped and gasped.

“W-what the hell happened to you?!” The voice sounded frantic,and sickened.

Stupid Human?...

You want so badly to explain what had just happened, to ask to repeat what they just said, incase you heard them wrong. But unlike feeling that the world was just in reach a few minutes ago, you feel like you're being buried alive right now. And with this feeling, comes fear of doing anything that might strain you.

Suddenly, a yellow blur pops up above you. Still, you can't see. You think that blood is getting in your eyes. No, its tears, your tears. You whisper, cracking your voice.

“H..el..p...Me….?” The tears begin rolling down the sides of your face. Your eyes sting again. You feel drowsy, light headed. You want sleep. You sob, every heave stabbing your lungs.You cough up red fluid and watch it splatter into the air slightly, only to land on your shirt and face when it comes down. The blur jumps.

“Oh god. Oh my.. “ It stutters. “Hold on! I'll go get help!”

What if you choke on your own blood before it gets back?

“Don't move!” it told you, probably knowing that you couldn't to begin with.

You lie there for hours it seemed, slowly dying. Then the voice came back with a second one with them. It was the soft, loving voice of a women, who you couldn't see any better than the first smaller voice. But you could make out a large purple and white blur.The two blurs together begin talking amongst themselves , but you can't hear them over the sound of heartbeats. You felt large agil hands lifting you up. You screamed in pain once more before passing out.

You now wake up in a cold sweat, gasping , taking in short breaths at a time. You are… in a bed?.... Staring at a ceiling in a house?... You find that your memory is a bit fuzzy.. And the last thing you can recall clearly was sitting by that hole on Mtt. Ebott. That hole.You fell and- Oh god. Your legs. Can you move them?! Quickly you jolt up, and try wiggling your toes. A sharp pain shoots up your back, but no were near as bad the way it was earlier. Still, it aches. Thankfully it feels much better now. You watch as all of your toes dance around in place. Your vision is clear now to.

Thank God. You think to yourself, sighing with relief. But…. How in the world did you get here? Where is here?... ust then, you hear that voice again.

“A-ah! You're awake! How do you feel?” You skim the room in search of someone wearing yellow. You don't see anyone. So who was just..

“I'm over here! On the nightstand!” It it called out from beside you. Turning your head to the nightstand, you see a yellow flower sitting in a pot. It had tall, thin blacked out eyes and a mouth in which appeared to have to small pointed teeth when it opened.

“You?” you sound more rude than you mean to be.

“Well, duh. Who else is in here other you and me?” the flower looks at you funny, and turns its head away slightly.

“What?” You ask.

He looks in your direction, but avoids looking directly at you.

“PLEASE, cover yourself when i'm in here.” You look down at yourself, confused. That's when you realize, you're not wearing any cloths. Flustered, you quickly pull the covers over your chest and bury your face in them. How you can get so worked up over a flower seeing your breasts is beyond you, but it feels the same as those naked in school dreams; It makes you want to cover yourself, crawl in a hole, and die. Well, you've already done two of those things, but from you have gathered, you aren't dead. But shouldn't you be?

“We have been properly introduced, have we?” The flower goes on without getting you reply.

“Im Flowey, Flowey the Flower.” he extends a leaf, you hold it carefully and shake it.

“Aren't you going to tell me your name?” Flowey asks.

Oh, right…You think to yourself.

“My name is Frisk.” You smile happily. “Very nice to meet you, Flowey!”

He looks taken aback at this.

“Are you serious?”

You questionably nod.

The flower takes a few second to think, before shrugging his leaves.“In that case, it's nice to meet you too, Frisk.” the flower gives a weak smile in return.

“You know... You fell pretty hard. I'm Surprised that you're even still breathing right now.”

You suddenly remember the fall again.

“Flowey, what happened?” you asked.

“Oh, you mean, how are you not dead? Well…. When I went off to go get help, you were near death. I was shocked that you were alive when i got back. you broke nearly every bone in your body and you were bleeding nonstop too. So anyways, I went to find someone who could use healing magic on you- And…. the goat lady was the only monster I could think of…”

You jump up, holding the covers over you and fall back on the bed due to shooting pain up your spine. You huff and sit up again.

“M-monster?” you wheeze, shocked and in discomfort.

“You mean, they do exist?” you wheeze.

Flowey snorts, “Well, YEAH! What do you think your looking at, some ordinary flower?”

Yes, except for the talking part.

Flowey lets out a sigh, “Welcome to the underground, Frisk. Land of monsters. Good luck ever getting out.” You purposely ignore that last statement.

“Who is this... Goat lady?...” you ask, a bit scared to find out. For all you know it could just be a giant goat.

“The goat lady is the one who fixed you. This is her house. “

You look around.”Its nice.”

Just then, you hear the door handle jiggle and turn. As the door opens, you tall goat women in a dark purple dress with long white sleeves. She doesn't look like a normal goat though… She Has blue eyes and droopy white ears. Her mouth looks a lot like Flowey’s too. She wore a kind smile as she walked into the room.

“Hello, my child!” She sat on the end of the bed, weighing it down a bit.

“Do you feel better?” she asks kindly.

You nod, baffled.

“Wonderful! I'm so glad!”

“But.. I still feel slightly achey…” you admit.

“I see.. I'm sorry, my child. I wanted to heal you as much as i could.. But using that much magical energy really does take a lot out of me. So i went to rest… If you'd like, I can try one more time.”

She reaches out to you with glowing green magic?... around her hands.

“Oh, you don’t have to…” You say, not wanting her to strain herself.

“Nonsense, this will only take a few minutes….. I am just happy that you are awake. You were out for almost a week… As expected, that fall broke many of your bones. Including your back, ribs, even your arms. I'm surprised that you are not paralyzed right now. I am thankful of that.”

Flowey nods in agreement.

Minutes pass, and you feel no pain, only sore in a few areas.

The goat lady sighs, wiping sweat off her brows.

“That should do it!” She looks at you with warmth in her expression.

“Could you tell me, what is your name, my child?”

You don't hesitate to her the way you did with Flowey.

“My name is Frisk.” You smile.

“Well it's a pleasure to meet you Frisk, my name is Toriel.” She smiles back.

You laugh, grinning “It's nice to meet you too, Toriel!” You are still gripping the covers to cover yourself. Toriel notices this.

“Oh dear, i almost forgot. I have some clothes for you!” A but latte she come into the room with a bundle of cloths.

“I couldn't wash the blood out of your old ones.. So I made you these.” She sets them on the bed.

“Come Flowey, let's allow Frisk to change.” With that, she picks up the pot, and leaves the room, shutting door behind her. You smile to yourself. “Like a mother”.

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a recovered piece of kkhoppangs swapfell script (it is badly translated though)

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Do not think the game so far! * (Unfortunately, it's just a dry food.) * (Doorknob or may malfunction. There are written on a piece of paper next to charge as papyrus.) I'll come too! go back! Get to know the pieces they need till you (HP 1) behave! Yes! Before knowing that very cleverly been able to escape the prison, this time I should not! You only mean lower risk ssadolah danimyeon! You havetheresafest year !! left the noteis* Sands. Haran before you say something mean emerge. Even if you kill the other guy, I do not mean diagnostic peg! * (Which contains the chopped sandwich sandwich? ...) * (That is lightly than a hand like this doorknob. I still broken.) You exit again You came? I've still not fixed doorknob?! I mean, you just keep looking tired forsaken repeatedly filled my special moves! But why do I challenge! Although I know what you are doing so weak You fell even stronger than in the surrounding monsters. I understand. 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Place you'd like to keep locked up just walk looking at the human condition seen as perfectly good with me, and I just do not hear the nagging- * (How to fight the Sands?) No ... you ... you kidding me?!?!?!? Eueueu! I had Nago you'll play me like that! I know the pieceslaugh at me- are geureogoseo can notto put me'll Royal Guard ... * (do you say?) And that> come back after the end of the day will you do?Coming back again? I believe in you! ... Well that's right. Anyway, you'll be monitored at least in the basement! WhatI mothaetji remember that? Are ifyou going to run away because there is a place even more than that out in the basement'd go out past the Queen. Oh, then you would surely die ... 'Cause I is not gonna win you multiply El Tori! If a strong man like you, but you can get an enchantment that is not enough yigilgeol the Queen? The Queen is going to break the enchantment kill you! That's why the Queen wants the human soul. That's right! Let your phone number. I'll be sure to call! You saenggimyeon the same old toys to play with and I'm also really fun! In fact, I'm really fun to play with you! There's not much to do so long travertine guy! I come to find a short phrase iteunikka work to do at home! Euhehe! Okay. Now I'm here! So here's my number! I am now busy here and there, gotta go. Later let's human! [Waterfall] *(irregular hear the sound of water that fills your will.) (AAS riel) or you guys. You're going to meet with al-piece? havePut to Al-piece to the Royal Guard and the there's always being rejected. entered the royal Guard Mom would give me recognize... Ahright. Do not go where the story telling. [Post] (papyrus) Oh, what's not dead Sands me? That's great, man? What ya doing here you are not working. It means that the two are making money thing profession called two times. By the way meopet go and I am going to go to that story?>Yeah, I'm busy.So there'll see. - meopet shop (papyrus) Newbie. Then I sat down. Hey, you guys not to look in the eyes that I was like eotdan won the money fair and square. Meopet. Today business is going? * (Meopet this were the large quantities of wheat to the receipt of papyrus.) (Meopet) Yeah,well do not be like I should not fast because of your oesanggap. Oh boy cigarette (papyrus) Is not one I can not help labor 'goal' seconds? (Meopet) ... the fucking pun is geomyeon order hanikka real sick or out of order and fast. (Papyrus) for you. Geonya order? Yes> No, what? If you did not order me to this restaurant is attached to the hip'm not Hurry. I am going to eat the food here to talk and not to come. * (... You have no choice but to order. Do you want to buy what? ) - spider cider 20G - spider alcohol 50G (meopet) There's nothing like a kid out of this is that you can drink. Or drink. * (Meopet put down gently sucks the spider cider.) (Meopet) You have papyrus quickly order. S per order. (Papyrus) ... Well unfortunately I Give My Instead came a little kid you have no money. * (... You should buy an additional reluctantly. Buy what you 하시겠습니까?) -거미 도넛 50G -거미 술 50G

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zelda blogging which is so deeply super spoilery, possible the most spoilery it’s ever been, so if you haven’t THOROUGHLY explored the central-north part of the map DON’T read it

aww some of these gerudo wear glasses! love it

i like the music here too but i kinda wish it had been the same melody from oot ; ;

omg riju is tiny!!! is she still young?!

aww her relationship with buliara is sweet they obviously care about each other a lot

AAAAAH THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT MY SWORD lmao maybe i should have gone to get it after all

oh my god a sand seal that gives you words of wisdom for food

ooh i get a free accessory for giving this lady some flint...hmMmMMmMMmmm

topaz i guess bc i'll probs need lightning protection soon? but no, i'm getting a helm...

haha sapphire to go with link's eyes?

ruby bc the flame armor is the ugliest and i wanna wear something else? LOL

went with sapphire iin the end MAY I NOT REGRET IT...

ooooh i shoulda been saving my gems....Dang

i mean, at least i have the 10k i need for the great fairy, but there's so much cool stuff here and i can't bUY ANY...

ah no i did get some opal and amber earrings :3

swim speed up and the ithers are just extra defense

"apparently the accessory maker and the teacher of the relationship class were both in a tragic love triangle, and now they are both single" nintendo this is an all women society please give me lesbians i BEG of you

ok, i need 1 ruby and 5 topaz to finish buying one of everything here. i'll remember

hahahahaha "you've gotta take your time when selecting gems and voe" wise words, lady

omg i found a bar but im too young to drink. nice, nintendo

lmao you can tell one of the ladies you're over 100 and she doesn't believe you dxkfjhg

ok so the hideout of the yiga clan is apparently to the northwest of here so i get to RIDE A SAND SEAL or surf behind one i guess. tbh im a little worried i'll break all my shields :/

i got a gerudo one that i really like!! goes with my scimitar and golden bow!

aww can i not wear accessories along with normal armor...? that sucks

LOL SEAL PUNS the options when talking to the sand seal lady are full of em im dying

wow i can't get this shrine unless i wind sand seal races which i can't do with the divine beast out LOL

jesus those sandstorms look so huge and terrifying...especially since i know they'll disable my map

i wanna explore but tbh i better just stick to the plot and away from those bad boys

oh JESUS i went to an outpost where they're monitoring the beast and it's. so big. and so loud and big and. so scary. oh my god, it's huge

oh FUCK i got too close and it started targeting me so i ran away and thankfully it stopped...definitely gonna take it easy on the exploration if i can help it

oooh no no no why is the air turning green out here...dnw dnw leave me and my map alone!!

uh, and where is my fucking seal...? i left it right HERE

ugh i had trouble mounting the one from before when i stayed in the monitoring outpost do they like leave if you stay gone a long time...? fml

awww this old gerudo never found the lovers pond ):

ugh i see so much stuff i wanna check out but im too scared to get off the seal for long :/ ESPECIALLY if i get stuck in a storm i'll want a way out

oh wow the air is so hot here even my gerudo outfit is useless

tbh, maybe that's a good thing, if i'm eating food i can wear armor with actual defense...much as i love these clothes they're great for getting your ass kicked

ok no seriously WHY does everyone from the yiga clan drop bananas..............

i know that everyone talks about how cool it is that this game just plops you down in the world and lets you figure it out for yourself without hitting you over the head with the instructions

but i just found a bow and some torches in a circle of lit torches with some obviously flammable banners nearby, so

i found the missing gerudo soldier!

"all i've ever seen them do is patrol and eat[in red text] bananas" LMAO WHATS THE DEAL MY DUDES

theres some bananas here on a table wtf do i do throw them at them?? lmao

OMFG LOL IT WORKED

dude pranced right over to it and pocketed it lmao

nooo i missed a chest...maybe i can get it on the way back out ;_;

LOL I FOUND AN ENTIRE ROOM FULL OF BANANAS

this is so funny dkjfgh fck

urgh i wish i could just...snipe them from here. it'd be so EASY

im actually not even totally sure which direction to go, im all turned around

ok, one stationary guy at the door maybe i have to move him?

NOOO I FUCKING FELL THEY SAW ME

i couldn't even fight they one-shotted me and mipha's grace didn't kick in! that isn't fair at all

at least i can get the chest i missed

lol and i cant save in here. perfect.

ok yeah im gonna have to look it up bc as far as i can tell this room has no exit all the hallways just circle back around into it

apparently i CAN fight them...? they're just really hard?

this walkthru is so unclear lol there's a hidden door i can find with magnesis on the right-hand wall WHICH RIGHT...

WAIT fuck i finally see the exit

ah ok. wrong room for the hidden door.

master kohga!! he just...knocked himself out with his own attack. lmao ok

fuck this is SO FUNNY he is so funny

i love it even his bones cracked

isn't what he used to be, apparently

wow this is a boring fight he has a lot of hp and he's so far away the only way i can attack is arrows

and now arrows aren't working anymore...? obviously i'm doing something wrong

maybe i can reflect the rocks back at him

ok google says to drop his things on his head

HAHAHA HIS SPECIAL ATTACK FAILED

this undertale naruto motherfucker im crying i love him

"pretty soon you'll be gone! and not just from my line of sight!" i'm CRYING

fuck the ball rolled on top of him and made him fall

"COWARD! I SHALL BE REMEMBERED!!!"

what a fucking legend i'll never forget you master kohga i promise

aaaand thunder helm retrieved

but i gotta rescue that missing gerudo!

ah good her cell is empty!

lol im skipping sooo many shrines rn...i'll come back to them later i swear

oh NOOOO i got a memory!!!

urbosa the prankster!!! witht he power of lightning at her disposal!! protective of princess zelda!! i'm dying!!!

also im sad so zelda's sealing power mjst be what she used to seal ganon away but apparently in the past she couldn't make it show up for her whole life...?

aw no poor riju the helmet is too big on her

(give it to meeeee)

ok it's time for the divine beast bit but before i do jack or shit im going to upgrade my armor as much as possible rn

ugh you can't enhance the gerudo clothes...geez

FUCK YES HERE WE GO!

aaah riju is talking!!! i always get so surprised!!!

i did it!! tbh i had a really hard time keeping up with her...a dash was too fast but regular speed was too slow

AAH URBOSA IS TALKING TO ME ;_;

ohhh wow it's really walking around while on it

oh man. it's so big. it's so big

oooh you rotate the insides of this one!!

i get the feeling now i should've done more shrines in this area afterall, they have the same sort of electricity theme and they would've been good practice

okay that was...easily the hardest beast so far

i had to use a guide TWICE and i could barely understand the instructions, PLUS i got two terminals by sheer dumb luck

oooh boy okay a lightning boss im assuming here we gooooo

LMFAO i suck so much at this urbosa was like "there is valor in dodging"

thanks zelda i missed your captain obvious statements

geeeeez i just barely got it

oh EW that never gets any less gross

ohhh my god

"I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD OF HER" B Y E

oh my gOD?

she mentioned nabooru from oot BY NAME holy SHIT this continutity between games!!!

and "calamity ganon once took on the form of a gerudo that makes this all the more personal" jesus fUCKING christ

i feel so bad for ganondorf the man like

he didn't ask for this shit anymore than link or zelda

and at least they get to win most of the time he always loses and even when he does win he's hated, his win brings ruin

where's the fic where the only way to end the cycle is to become friends with him huh

or like, frankly: the true enemy isn't ganondorf but the evil that takes hold of him

when does he get to be the hero and fight it and smash it to little bitty bits!

oh lord and the blood moon as soon as i get back

do people like, see these towers popping up and beasts moving around? does it scare the shit out of them or make them hopeful?

anyway i hope now i can explore with less sandstorms

oh boy time to ride into a sandstorm gee i sure hope i dont get lost

LOL and first thing i run right into a camp of enemies just bc i was trying to stay in a straight line!!!! jesus

lovely! i am now hopelessly turned around in a sandstorm. i literally don't even know which way i came from

my sand seal is also STUCK lol

ah i passed through it! i'm right where i need to go!

omg I FOUND THE LAST GREAT FAIRY

i'm. i'm 500 short. oh my god

nothing i can't earn with 10 minutes of cooking, tho

huh...? she only asked for 1k...?

i could've SWORN i read someone asks for 10k at one point!

god what if i've been MISINFORMED all this TIME

ooh this one is orange and green

FUCK "i know what you're thinking...can't we just skip to the part where she enhances my clothes?" FUCKING PLAYED

holy FUCK just found my first molduga...i have to KILL one of these for a quest? jesus christ!

ohhh that actually wasn't too bad at all once i figured out the strategy...i've had more trouble with lynels and hinoxes

i'll be honest, the interactive map take a bit of both fun and "work" out of exploring...i look at empty areas and don't wonder "ooh whats over there" but think "ah i can just glance at that bit"

which should make me feel like my Pure Enjoyment of the game is being compromised, and i guess it does a little, but

i wasn't kidding when i said the need to explore was a bit compulsive so it's mostly a relief

ah from up here i see the sandstorm...i think it rotates around the desert? so, it's very possible to avoid and survive even if you do get stuck

anyway i missed several shrines but the quests for them are so complex and i am so Sick

of the desert. even worse than rain tbh

now the question is what to do next: master sword or rito beast

lowkey wanna wait until i get all four beasts before the sword, but

i know you do all four beasts and then ganon and that's it, so if i got the sword then it wouldn't help me for long

plus i'm a little tired of fighting the temperature and changing gear/eating food all the time, so......i guess i'll go check out the forest

maybe i'll see dinaal! i've only seen him once from veeeery very far away

im getting aaaaawfully close to hyrule castle i Dont Like This

lmao every time i catch sight of the divine beasts in the distance, the fact that i can SEE them from THIS far away, blows my fucking mine

they are SO BIG

im getting a much closer look at that flying thing and i'm almost CERTAIN it's a divine beast

just. jesus christ. so BIG

ohhh my gosh i can see the giant pink tree from here *_*

or maybe it's brown, maybe the deku tree is dead lmao

lol straight up skipped the bottomless bog and the enemies at the bottom bc i glided in from death mountain

whoa this tower has rock all over the top??

ah maybe it's so i can't glide to the big tree in the middle lol

not the lost woods if i don't get lost!

lol jk i got on top of it and there was a super cool sword here

aww rauru hillside...im sad

BRO im in the lost woods but its just playing the maze shrine music, i was so hopeful for saria's song

zora's domain having the same music set me up with false expectations t b h

omg if i go too high i die!! i can't follow my higher-ground instict here!!!!!

which is pretty cool but if all i have to do is wander around these woods with my map ON to find the master sword i am gonna be disappointed

even gerudo desert turned it off sometimes

ohhh okay if i wander off the path i also die i can't just go wherever i gotta follow torches i guess

mkay i googled it bc i got stuck and couldn't see anymore torches and it's wind direction! neat

see i feel a little bad about not figuring that out for myself but like...it's not Fun to die over and over bc you can't solve a puzzle. so #realgamers can shut the hell up lol games are for fun

the ember thing is SUPER clever tho and like i know this game is so like, praised bc it stops holding your hand, but i would have appreciated a TINY obscure hint

i did get as far as carrying a torch but i thought maybe i was burning off the fog or smth

omg i found korok forest!!!

there's my sword

said "oh" out loud

kinda wish the quest had been more, idk

but.

mmm not yet. not yet. i'll talk to some koroks first

haha and the very first one tells me to go get the sword all right all right

man. i always remember now that fi's been in there since the ages of skyward sword, sleeping

tbh i kinda miss her

even though she's way more annoying than navi could ever DREAM of being

for all we complain about compaions, they're a zelda staple and it feels lonely without them

i know not having one makes for a stronger game, i do, but...

really though. the master sword quest was SHOCKINGLY easy. i know i looked up the ember thing but geez it's the first truly disappointing this about this game

and my brother told me they made you work for it lmao but that was. not even close to Work. i've had more trouble at bokoblin camps

like. fucking weak. tbh. i'm so sad like i can't believe this game let me down

OH MY GOD

I TRIED TO TOUCH IT AND THE MEMORIES OVERWHELMED ME

and like at first i was like "ok if link gets his memories back with the sword i'll give them that, that's pretty sick"

AND THEN THE GREAT DEKU TREE STARTED SPEAKING

AND IT WASN'T LOST WOODS MUSIC BUT IT WAS FOREST HAVEN MUSIC

and i straight up burst into tears

"i have watched over hyrule since time immemorial" i know i know i was there i know i missed him so much one of the very first major zelda characters i ever knew i know technically he hasn't been there since the very beginning but he was my beginning

and i didn't even think i cared about him that much emotionally but i also welled up the first time he spoke old hylian in wind waker

oh god link's not WORTHY of the sword yet yes okay i'm here for this i knew this game wouldn't let me down

idk why i never considered the big pink tree might be the deku tree like i joked about it just a few minutes ago but i didn't seriously consider it so i was so surprised

and all the koroks running around and i know i KNOW they used to be kokiri it's almost like i came home, Really Home, the forest was where link began for me, not hyrule proper, he was always a child of these woods

ohhh my god i gotta mop up my face stream is soon!! jesus fuck

oh god now he wants me to pull it again

what if i'm not worthy? what if i am?

i don't have long left to play but i CANNOT leave it here, jesus christ

okay. i'm gonna try. i gotta try. courage!

oh my god it takes your LIFE?

and he said enough when i was down to my last quarter of a heart!! i'm gonna cry i was so close link tried so hard but he wasn't ready yet

i could eat food to max out my hearts but where's the fun in that........

ok. ok. i need to. step back a moment. fuck.

there's hestu! oh my god buddy you finally made it home!! me too pal me too

im gonna save and quit here before i talk to him tho bc like. i gotta stream. but Wow. god Damn

I KNEW THIS GAME WOULDN'T LET ME DOWN!!!!

LMAO I LIED JK im playing a bit more after stream

i talked to the trial korok and "do all the shrines here, it's based on the trials the legendary hero himself did" im crying!!! thats some History!!!

oh my god the koroks are so CUTE??

oh no this is so precious they've been waiting for him

sdfgsfdg "nooo vegetarians everywhere nooo that's my face" i wish i had thought to taka e a snap of that but i cant get him to say it again

aw omg they set up little stores and they only have one of many items please please i'm so proud of them

they set up a little bed for me!! they don't even want my money to sleep there!! i'm sleeping in a tree again, just like i was in oot ;____;

tbh it's so fitting that i did the scary mysterious thing of trying to pull the sword at night and i'm meeting the koroks in the brightness of day

i saw a shield resting on this rock and i had a tiny heart attack like OMG THE HYLIAN SHIELD?!?

ok. ok. i did the trials. i'm gonna see if i can get the sword now??

lol i have the same amt of hearts im not leaving to find a goddess statue and i was trying to boost my stamina anyway but maybe the food boost will help? unless they dont let me use it, we'll see

aaah no it DOESN'T omg

well, maybe one more heart container will do it...?

ugh i don't wanna go back and do the desert ones

me: already fast-traveling

Great, A Sand Storm, Just What I Wanted

fuck i stopped by town and there's a secret club that sells gerudo clothes for men

LOL why.........do they think dudes will feel weird looking pretty? come on

they said there's a high demand so i choose to believe there are lots of gerudo transmen. anyway back to the forest i got two more heart containers i pray it's enough i was SO CLOSE before

I DID IT FUCK I ALMOST DIED BUT I DID IT

IM GONNA CRY JESUS CHRIST

ZELDA SEALED THE SWORD

she's been fighting 100 years and she has so much faith in link

more importantly she heard the sword speak to her im crying fi is in there fi and zelda/hylia meet again

her smile is like the sun, i would do much to feel its warmth upon me again ME TOO PAL im weeping my poor brave daughter i promise i'll save her i promise i promise

it's almost 7am but that was worth it. that was W O R T H I T

#this was hands down the best part of this game for me so far #like it's all been fantastic but this section hit me the hardest in the feels #personal #loz blogging #botw spoilers #so many big giant spoilers #huge ones!!!!

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Society without government

News Patches Board From God:

“

-We are running a BETA of the world 242 away from CELTA, hooray! (Even hooray has no definite meaning in it)

-Since we are entering a new age of reformation, we would try a newly introduced system named - ANARCHY. It simply means the formation of a society of no Government. (I know, it has been introduced with such system)

-The introduction of Anarchy includes multiple problems and benefit:

Upside-

no need to worry about the nation’s happy status (Literally you don't have to care)

Freely trading system, never a central market existence, there are only free trades. (Good economy)

More flexibility to rule a country that is never ruled

Downsides:

More chaos, more war (BURN IN FIRE!!!)

Instead of an intact national system, we realize it is possible to have a family or a great league to appear that might eventually rule a country, but these cost years and a ton of money

No arts trade, because of the quality of art and philosophy in society is very bad.

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Now then, go find your world and rule the people!”

I heard about it 11 years ago, that day where none of us can possibly forget. The nation that I loved, so beautiful and functional disappeared. Almost no resistance from the crowd or the king. They just accepted it as if the strings of the muppet broke and they are panic and don’t know what to do. All I heard was nothing but a snap of a finger from above, and not even gradually, the world changed. People always feared this moment, this is why they lock their doors when they leave. They never trusted each other, even the most trustworthy betrays. One advantage to me was that I never had any friend, I am no more than an anti-socialist. Not as if no one can never get close to me, but I manipulated all my “friends” as a tool. A soul friend you ask? I can tell you from the 23 years that I lived which a friend was not important, all you need to care about is your survival.

This is how I feel - powerless and fear. I know that everything in this world was different from the one that I lived when I was young. When I was young, my land was happy faces; everyone talked and chatted with some pain in their mind but at least - living, whereas the formation of an unbalanced society which gave people no chance to thrive in the current form of it. Confusingly, from my mother, she always bragged about how our great weapon systems such as H-gas, R-bomb and especially the Big Brother system that is keeping your safety. The children before never were forced to do anything, now they are forced to live if they wish to live. They always have a choice between life and death- it is the fear that drives them to do what they are doing right now: to live is to suffer.

My house is located somewhere around the rural part of the world. Speaking of world, the world is only part of the world. My limit to my word is the limit to my world, and perhaps this is why these two words “word” and “world” are very similar. I was trying to describe the place where I lived in right now, the world. However, every night when I just came up with a new word to describe a word to describe it I forget about it. Only that I cannot remember and I can never write it down on a paper. I instantly forget that word when I start to think about it. (Please do read this part ple..)

As usual, I walk out of the house and lock my door. I set up some bobby traps for some savages who try to steal my food. However, the traps that I had right now kills people, which helps me to get some more food. Although the meat they carry is a bit salty and dehydrated, I suppose everyone eats meat right? When I was young, I tasted different fish. Some fish’s meat was delicious because they eat vegetables, but some are really disgusting and I can even find more dead bodies of fishes in the bigger fish that I just caught.

Anyway, I got some important things to do today as I always have a dream to be safe again. I need protection: in reality, the world like such is really not gonna keep me alive for some years without a very powerful group of people holding together. I assume it is the only way to win and survive. And only with survival, my dream shall live on: I never thought this was something that I will say but I want to restore a government where no one will get hurt, but I will never allow my kingdom to be equal, ever! I thought a lot when I was dreaming, I swear I cried when I dreamed about it, tears fell down on the bed and I can hardly wash away the salty smell. A world that people have to be equal in the idea of diversity will not really work: I imagined a strong man who is stupid and a handicapped man who is smart. The strong man will always physically bully the handicapped and get something out from it. The handicapped man, although smart, will die. A equal world never works because the reason the world I am in right now. We put money into some stupid shark that eats your money and you can get his saliva in return; why did we do such thing? We used to have a concept of money and it was everything in my old world. We wished to keep our materials safe from danger, but from whom? Everyone was responsible for such an idea, if just have the simple trust between tools and man then banks would never exist- we will all put some money inside our houses or on the floor of a public street because no one would steal your money.

Today, however, we never steal money as well. In such a chaotic world, the definition of money was lost from that day where a snap was heard from above. I must, therefore, find a powerful clan filled with people that help each other and protect each other. Maybe a clan so perfect never existed, or it will cost me everything to get in there. I still have a past technology from my old world. It is just amazing I can still eat some toast every morning. Strangely, the electricity supply was still there. I believe as if one of the families owned it and offered the workers some protections to generate electricity. On my way to the meeting, I saw a child lost its arm but asking everyone for food. The poor people did not care; the rich people gave him some; the barbarian gave him an ax on the face and grabbed the food and drink from the blood. I behold but never a word I claim. As in this world, I am not the ruler, I have no right to say that the cannibal was wrong; he has his families and people perhaps, he just wanted to see tomorrow’s sunlight as fear made him do it. Fear made me do my action, fear made him do his killing, and fear made the sun die.

In this world, its to kill or be killed (Author notes: a citation from Undertale). I had seen enough and heard enough shouting. I am almost there as my steps on the sand faded by the storm of the wind. I walk. I saw. I run. I shut the door. And I am shocked...

“Why did the developer make an anarchy update to civilization VIII?”

“I don't know John, maybe it is a good one never seen before?”

“Alright I had enough, this country just doesn't work, which family should I invest in? The Barbarians, The Order or WuDi?”

“My friend, the point of this new update is for you to experience how to rule an anarchy country, not for you to rule it... did I just repeated myself?”

“Why yes, of course, you did, because everyone wanted a government isn’t it, you silly.”

“Okay.”

“How about our old world, do we just let it go? I mean I have the saves I can just turn it back right now...”

“Keep the save, but I really want to see how this is going to end. I consider it good opportunity to understand anarchy. Or at least his point of view of anarchy.”

“I knew you would say that, well, we shall see about it later, but which faction you want to join?”

“If a man not able to mind up then it shall sit down.”

“Fine...”

You decide which faction he joins, that is if you want to continue this series.

I will improve my writing skill next time, and please give more criticism than compliments. Show the parts where I can really improve on down in the comment section.

Thank you very much for reading!

#A new beginning of a new story

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