#ferns spicy rants

[fernlessbastard]

how do you think they'd react to the other getting hit on

Absolutely possessive, and they're both passive-aggresive about it. Like "ha ha yeah he is hot! I know, right? Ha ha ha and the best part is that he's all mine." type of thing

Ok so first and foremost: obviously if they get flirted with they'll immediately state they're not interested and are also in a relationship. That being said, when the other is around they let their counterpart handle the situation, cause that's just what makes it more fun

So, I'd imagine they both have a tendency to kinda like, use oversharing as a way to "gross" people out

They'll just start leaning against - or rather on - the one who's being flirted with more and more, and with just the most passive aggressive politeness they'll happily disclose some of their private life, making it clear that they are very much together

Wilbur likes to pull the "you know where his previous husband, before me, is right now? Six feet under. Or I guess at the very least that's where lies what remains of him..." with just the biggest smile ever. Quackity finds it too endearing to even bother clarifying that the guy died of a heart attack, that the 'what remains of him' refers to Quackity eating his heart, and that legally him and Wilbur aren't even married (yet). He just likes seeing Wilbur get that sparkle in his eyes, passive aggressively telling people how lucky he (Wil) is, and how unlucky they are cause he's the one dating Q and they're not

Ok tried to keep it pg13 so far cause it is a more general question, but I'll give a more nsfw elaboration in the context of like, at a club or something under the cut

While Wilbur's more so focused on making sure everyone around knows that Quackity is his and only his, Quackity more so loves to focus on reminding Wilbur about how he belongs to Q.

He'll pull Wilbur in by the waist, trace his hand over the man's lower back, play with his hair a little in a way where it curls around his fingers tightly so that all he'd need to do to pull Wilbur's hair would be to lazily gesture his hand slightly back, etc. And verbally he won't shy away from telling the person how good of a boy Wilbur is, and how obediently he listens, so on and so forth, sometimes even going a bit into detail. Basically he'll happily talk about Wilbur as though he's not there/as though he's a dog obediently sat waiting for his owner to finish talking. And Wilbur absolutely loves that. He loves Quackity being possessive, he loves the physical reminders that he belongs to him, he loves the praise, he loves that little sprinkle of dehumanisation, and everything is nicely tied with a bow of exhibitionism, humiliation of people finding out that he's "just Quackity's plaything", and also just being a general menace to people

Altogether I'd say that pretty much every time Quackity gets hit on Wilbur ends up in his lap (the second he's able to) which eventually turns into some very soft and loving sex with lots of reassurance and words of affirmation, meanwhile if it's Wilbur who gets hit on most of the time it'll be rather BDSM heavy (but still just as loving, obviously) and Wilbur's probably gonna be ending up as a happy, but extremely exhausted wreck, cuddled up to Quackity who's giving him countless little kisses and continues to tease him with little whispers

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[chvoswxtch]

nine people i wanna know better

thank you my sweet @desert-fern for tagging me 🖤

last song: chokehold by sleep token

favorite color: emerald green & midnight blue

currently watching: rewatching criminal minds & gilmore girls

last movie/tv show: last movie was role models, last tv show was criminal minds

sweet/spicy/savory: all three, just depends on what kinda mood i'm in

relationship status: engaged

current obsessions: gelato, i've found i like it a lot better than regular ice cream. i've also been super into weightlifting these past few months bc i really want sarah connor arms and shoulders. anddd making my own cocktails (not to brag but i'm quite the bartender)

last thing you googled: the cowgirl barbie costume. it's currently sold out but if i can find it by october 31st i will be participating in barbieween

no pressure tags: @thyme-in-a-bubble @saintmurd0ck @sunflowersandsapphires @pleasurebuttonwrites @mars-rants-a-lot @theradioactivespidergwen @farfromstrange @spoodermain & anyone else that would like to join!

#court rambles #tag game #tag games

[gaymergoose]

Favourite food for everyone - or if that gets asked before me, favourite article of clothing!

you are the first to ask, so I will do both! warning: i went off a bit oops this is long

Malika - her dwarf mom’s famous (in Malika's eyes, at least) dumplings, which are literally just bits of dough boiled and then sauteed with some butter, onion, and a pinch of salt. thats it. they are bland as all heck but Malika loves them more than any fancy food she's had on her adventures. / her prized set of Adamantine full-plate armour, which has seen her through so many near death experiences (and a few actual deaths) and have become synonymous with her sense of self as the group's shield, literally and otherwise. now that it's been enchanted to always be comfortable to wear no matter what, she never takes it off if she can help it, even sleeping in it!

Thalia - sweets!! especially those lil sponge/jam cakes they have at parties that are just tiny cubes cut from big cakes. most of her life spent as a member of a noble family and being forced to attend boring parties was spent squirreling away these little treats to her own hiding nook where she would spend the whole party out of sight munching in a less-than-ladylike fashion / speaking of fashion, her favourite item of clothing is her favourite pair of boots! comfy enough to adventure in, but still nice enough to justify wearing them during her everyday affairs as baroness of Irinia. she hates being made to wear high heels, the most she'll tolerate for formalwear is a low stable 1-inch heel

Zeegs - m....mm.......m e a t s............ (as much as they're reluctant to admit to anyone, human flesh is by far the tastiest thing they've ever been able to snack on. probably dont wanna to ask for elaboration on that) / they don't say it, but it's easy to tell that they love their new cloak of resistance, this white cloak is by far the nicest article they own, it's soft and warm and more than once has been used as a blanket in a pinch and by morning Zeegs was cuddled up with it like a child with their blanket (don't tell them that though - they'll likely bite your arm off)

River - grilled or smoked fish, the good shit. they're not hard to please, clearly / if they could have it their way, they wouldnt even wear clothes at all, but public decency n all that jazz, so they stick to a minimal unobtrusive wetsuit-like shorts and throw their armour on over their bare chest, or over some mesh fishing net that they don when they get the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" talk

Soleil - beer-BBQ sauce-slathered pheasant wings, and other pub food most often found at her favourite temples of Cayden Cailean, and of course, her own signature brewed beer and spirits that are disgusting to anyone but herself, though she won't turn her nose up to any alcoholic drink (its the alcoholism babe) / a nice long, flowy skirt is comfortable and mobile, and whoever says pants are better is a damn fool

(keeping the rest shorter since I ranted far too much on those first ones)

Azure - food from her homeland of Qadira always brightens her day / anything that's light and breezy and twirls so she can dance in it!

Fern - used to be she only liked her own home-cooked druidic recipes passed down from her parents' extended druid clan, but she's developed a sweet tooth for her gf Seren's baking ;3 / she used to treasure the silver pendant bearing the holy symbol of Gozreh that her parents gifted her when she moved away to Absalom, but for the last year ever since her brother came to live with her, she hasn't been seen wearing it once.

Tallis - only the most expensive and luxurious seafood dishes can truly satisfy this discerning palette! (aka anything with shrimp) / only the finest finery and glamourous gaudiments are fit to be tailored on the finest of forms! (aka anything with excessive amounts of glitter)

Rienna - she likes spicy things, the hotter the better, especially if it hurts / black leather and lace. that's all you need to know.

Zara - prefers her food cold, and raw. you don't want to know any more than that / a sensible set of laboratory-safe apparel suitable for performing unethical experiments in the name of scientific discovery

Ritu - anything her lovely gf Marie makes!! also spinach pizza, and sprite with lots of ice / anything with lots of rainbows or bright colours, the world needs to know that this superhero is gay!

#pathfinder #ocs #asks #answers #iozefverse

[fernlessbastard]

Headcanon: Wilbur starts to think about getting a tattoo but Quackity is firmly against it cause Wilbur's a pain slut and no-one's allowed to turn Quackity's masochistic bitch on aside Quackity himself

#this is mostly a joke but I had one of those ADHD thought trails that ended up on that idea and i think it's funny #obviously it's not a rule that if you're a masochist you'll be turned on by getting a tattoo/piercing (though it can happen) but it's funny #so yeah #tntduo #dsmp #tnt duo #quackity #quackbur #dream smp #tntblr #c!tnt duo #c!tntduo #c!wilbur #c!quackity #c!quackbur #c!wilbur soot #quackbur headcanons #ferns spicy rants #<- I'm making a new tag I've decided for random little thoughts/hcs like that

[fernlessbastard]

Suppose it's high time I made one of those

Well, hallo, I'm Fern

I use he/him

I have accidentally become an internet father figure for like half of the tntblr, but to be fair, I'm perfectly fine with it (yes you may call me dad, and yes, my jokes are absolutely dad jokes)

I'm just a ND artist here on Tumblr sharing my hyperfixation(s). Tnt duo currently owns my life, and it doesn't seem to be slowing down, but I sometimes do some other stuff too. Can't keep a consistent schedule, but I'm doing my best

My commissions are open!!

Anyway, I also have Twitter, Instagram and AO3 so feel free to check them out

Asks are very welcome, and even encouraged, although I might not answer immediately, because, you know, timezones and stuff

Tags:

#fernless bastard - my art

#ferns spicy art - my more raunchy pieces (some are tagged as mature content) - MINORS DNI.

#fern writing - some snippets of my writing, as well as links to my fics

(old tag) #losing face quackbur - I PROMISE I'LL GET BACK TO IT EVENTUALLY - my fic on ao3 - “Losing Face”, feel free to check it out!

#ferns faves - self explanatory

(old tag) #fern - more personal stuff, a general tag

#fernless rants & #fern rambles - both positive and negative rants (not inharently long)

#tw quackbur shipping - a joke tag i sometimes tag my quackbur posts with

#support art - I try to tag all drawings I reblog as this

#support writing  - I try to tag all pieces of writing / fic links I reblog as this

#support animation - I try to tag all animations/animatics I reblog as this

#support music - I try to tag all music I reblog as this

(Old tag) #thank youu - I tend to respond to reblogs that say something, and so if you don’t wanna see me thanking people, you can block this ig

Some great people you should check out! 

(aka the tumblr users I’ve accidentally adopted + my bitch)

@octobre-ackedia my beloathed<3 unhinged ramblings

@eggicup she does art and writing!

@ace-of-tnt also does great writing!

@quacktities my beloved son with major brainrot /pos

@your-best-emo best boy *pat pat*

@pebblebrain-by-lovejoy my sweet boy who does art and writing!

@pupperish another chaotic child /affectionate

@tntduocore my baby who also has major brainrot

@tnt-my-duo another delightful, brainrotted person whom I adore

@lookineedsleep does art and I’m so proud

now, these two arent adopted, but

@brrxmbll my fren who does very pog art!! :DD

@peachtub my other fren who does very pog art!!! :DD

#pinned #introduction #pinned against the wall #I'm so funny #fernless #fern #fernless rants #fernless bastard #tags #important #important tags