#fmaxb99

[riveluart]

I saw this post a while ago and it made me laugh so I decided to doodle a comic to try and get out of the block I’ve been in for like a month

#ally cat doodles #my digital art #fan art #fmaxb99 #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #fullmetal alchemist #fma #fmab #fma brotherhood #b99 #royai #roy mustang #riza hawkeye #maes hughes

[dearreader]

how am i supposed to live with myself knowing that maes hughes says this to riza and roy in the b99 au?

#kelly babels #kelly has a hyperfixation #fullmetal alchemist #fmaxb99 #brooklyn nine nine #kelly watches brooklyn nine nine #royai #maes hughes #riza hawkeye #roy mustang #riza hawkeye and roy mustang

[dearreader]

and if i say royai??? then what???

#fmaxb99 #peraltiago 🤝 royai #peraltiago #royai #kelly babels #kelly has a hyperfixation #fullmetal alchemist #kelly watches brooklyn nine nine

[dearreader]

#kelly babels #kelly has a hyperfixation #royai #peraltiago #kelly watches brooklyn nine nine #also the photos i chose for the memes #THE TWO BUGGEST SHIP MOMENTS FOR THEM #fmaXb99

[dearreader]

*depending on my adhd i may not listen to the results (gotta follow the serotonin)

#i personally love that i have two different fan fics involving mash #kelly babels #fullmetal alchemist #writing #fanfiction #royai #roy mustang #riza hawkeye #popstar au #fmaxb99 #polls

[dearreader]

okay so you know that scene in b99 where they have like one hour to get from texas to brooklyn and amy goes insanely type a to the point she has their breathing planned out and jake’s just standing there with the biggest dopiest smile on his face and says “i love her”????? YOU KNOW THAT SCENE???

that’s a royai scene now. i’m going to force royai into that scene. i will force all my hyperfixations together like a toddler smashing a star block into a square hole

#peraltiago 🤝 royai #best ships in exsistance #royai #kelly has a hyperfixation #peraltiago #fullmetal alchemist #brooklyn 99 #kelly watches brooklyn 99 #fmaxb99

[dearreader]

you know how in one episode of b99 how amy says “jake you’re still so irresponsible. you took the batteries out of the smoke detector to use for your willy bass” okay now imagine in my b99 au we get that but for some reason roy just holds a lighter directly under the alarm to check that it’s still working

#kelly babels #kelly has a hyperfixation #fullmetal alchemist #royai #fmaxb99 #brooklyn 99 #peraltiago #roy mustang #riza hawkeye #jake peralta #amy santiago

[dearreader]

b99 au where ed and roy have to go into witness protection in florida like jake and holt and we get this scene with roy

(roy is pretending to be a widower and just talking about riza because he misses her ✌️✌️✌️)

#you can’t tell me i’m wrong cause it’s my au so i am god of this universe #fmaxb99 #royai #kelly has a hyperfixation #kelly watches brooklyn nine nine

[dearreader]

please enjoy this scenes that’s playing on loop in my head of the fmaXb99 au when riza and roy are doing jake and amy’s bet

*roy walks up to the cork board that has the tally of who has the most arrests. he pins a page reading 48 next to his name*

roy: and with two new arrests that puts me in the lead!

*riza shoots a bow right next to roy’s head, causing his face to go from happy to petrified, the arrow hits the cork board right next to rizas name. there’s a paper attached that reads riza total is now 49.*

riza: just wanted to give you an idea of what your car will feel like. except the arrow will be on fire and so will your car.

hughes: for the-

*hughes walks over and takes the bow from her hand*

hughes: YOU CANT DO ARCHERY IN THE PRECINCT!

#kelly babels #fmaxb99 #fullmetal alchemist #riza hawkeye #roy mustang #kelly has a hyperfixation #the fact that i can’t draw ahd give this scene justice hurts

[dearreader]

I NEED THIS FOR ROYAI YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

#kelly watches brooklyn 99 #fmaxb99 #royai

[dearreader]

watching b99 again and thinking how hughes would be boyle and how in fma he’s always saying roy should get a wife and in the au he’s saying riza and roy should get together like how boyle wants jake and amy to get together

#kelly has a hyperfixation #fmaxb99 #royai #peraltiago #maes hughes #kelly watches brooklyn nine nine

[dearreader]

so i was watching the crime scene episode of b99 (the one where jake and rosa both end up make promises to the victims mom they’ll catch the killer and end up going lowkey crazy trying to solve the crime) and i came up with the funniest idea for the fmaXb99 au

#kelly babels #fmaxb99 #edward elric #roy mustang #fullmetal alchemist

[dearreader]

i think it'd be funny if in the b99 au before royai realizes they have feelings for each other but hughes is still trying to get them to date they jokingly do the really extreme sexual tension rosa and pimento had.

like they just do it to annoy hughes because they’re like “haha yeah right”

just imagine.

Hughes: you two should get together (but more like boyles)

royai:

HOWEVER

when they realize they like the other but neither makes a move they cannot have that same sexual tension but instead it has to be extremely awkward tension because they're both idiots in love and pining.

#they only do it like twice because someone tells HR and they get in trouble #galaxy brain moment #kelly babels #kelly has a hyperfixation #kelly watches brooklyn nine nine #fullmetal alchemist #royai #fmaxb99

[dearreader]

so y’all know how roy wears his coat like a fucking cape because he’s ✨dramatic & edgy✨

i like to think in the b99 au he wears jake’s leather jacket like a cap because he thinks it’s cool and he likes to rip it off for dramatic affect when he makes a point

#him and his long dramatic coat #cape coat #fmaxb99 #roy mustang #kelly has a hyperfixation #kelly watches brooklyn nine nine #jake peralta #fullmetal alchemist

[dearreader]

explained to my friend the jake and amy bet and told them my ideas for the b99 au for royai

#fmaxb99 #kelly babels #royai #peraltiago #fullmetal alchemist #brooklyn 99 #riza hawkeye #roy mustang

[dearreader]

ling is the pontiac bandit

that’s all

#kelly babels #fmaxb99 #ling yao