#for extra hilarity

[hypewinter]

The Justice League gets wind that a diplomat of the Infinite Realms is showing up. After a lengthy explanation from Aquaman, Wonder Woman and even Constantine throwing in his two cents about how important this meeting will be, it's a mad scramble to get everything right. The day finally arrives. A portal opens in the Watchtower. The Leaguers lean forward with baited breath. .... Out steps a teenage boy in a hazmat suit? With photos in one hand, sharpies in another, and stars in his eyes.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #i like to believe for this one #danny isn't even the ghost king #you know #for extra hilarity #he just happens to be the most people friendly of all the ghosts so they sent him

[canary3d-obsessed]

The previous problem has been solved, but new problems have appeared.

#hilarity #nie huaisang #jin guangyao #the untamed gifs #restless rewatch extras #ep40 #canary3d-original

[dark-elf-writes]

Since you are still watching KHR, what do you think of Harry being related to Tsuna through Nana ?

Like Nana is a distant cousin of the Potter ?

And like Harry discovered this connection after the war ?

Harry wanted to leave England and went to find his cousin?

Also Harry knows about Flames ( maybe it is some kind of magic ? Some fictions call it soul flame I think).

Harry meets Tsuna and Nana, and Harry discovers that his baby cousin ( Tsuna is still a kid, maybe a year after he was sealed) has his flames sealed ? No under his watch. Harry uses his flames ( I can see Harry being a cloud sky) to unseal Tsuna flame.

Iemitsu still has no idea that Harry exists and now lives with his family.

By the time Reborn arrives and Tsuna is no longer sealed? It would be chaos!

Oh. Oh this could be fun.

Harry looking down at the results of a lineage potion he had brewed in a state of drunken despair, needing the proof to know that he was in fact alone other than the Dursleys. Needing that last assurance that all of his pain and suffering was necessary and not just decided by someone he thought he could trust for “the greater good”.

He finds two names instead.

Nana and Tsunayoshi Sawada. Mother and son.

And Harry… didn’t plan for this outcome.

He finds himself in Japan a week later, standing outside of an innocent looking door and knowing that what he finds on the other side could ruin him completely.

What if she didn’t want him in their lives? What if she was like the Dursleys? What if—

Nana opens the door before he can convince himself to walk away. She takes one look at his pale face and the dark circles under his eyes before ushering him into the house.

She cries when Harry tells her he is James Potter’s son. Cries harder when he tells her about the ending of the war she had only heard whispers of half a world away living a muggle life. She offers him a place in her home, offers him so much more when she cups his face in gentle hands and promises him that he can finally rest.

And Harry thinks he understands what it feels like to be loved by a mother in that exact moment. Understands what it means to be safe.

And what can he do but return that safety and love tenfold?

He sits Nana down and explains elemental magic to her. Explains what it does to a flame user to seal that part of them away. Explains what her husband and his “boss” stole from her only child.

Harry removes the seal.

Nana files for a divorce.

Even the Vongola Family isn’t powerful enough to outweigh the sway of The Man Who Conquered.

Tsuna grows up a happy, healthy child with his mother and “older brother” watching over him. He grows up with flames and magic and the knowledge that above all else his is loved and protected.

And by the time he is the Vongola Family’s only hope for an heir and they send a hitman to their door, Tsuna knows that if he is going to be forced into this he is going to make them all choke on it as he tears the Vongola down piece by piece.

#the elf talks #reborn #harry potter #katekyo hitman reborn #a competent Tsuna who starts with his idea of forever changing the Vongola family is so powerful tbh #I could see Harry as a sky which could open extra hilarity tbh #because he would be an obnoxiously powerful sky. perhaps in fact the Most Powerful Sky

[coramatus]

I like the post about Emmet and Chandelure watching a spooky ghost hunting show but think I would be funny if both Emmet AND Chandelure develop a fear of Earth ghost but while Emmet is more than happy to stay away from anywhere considered haunted, Chandelure feels like it's here duty to rid the world from those mean spirits who give ghost like her a bad name. She secretly floats through a haunted hotel but she basically Luigi in Luigi's mansion, she's here to eat the bad ghost but totally jumps at every sudden sound and has to stop herself from bolting.

Chandelure’s ghost investigation only results in hotel patrons getting spooked by the sight of her startled ghostly fire and glowing yellow eyes floating about. Which only makes people think the hotel is even more haunted and draws more ghost hunters.

The climax would be a ghost hunting show trying to track down Chandelure when she’s already trying find normal ghosts and the two bump into each other. And they both freak out and run away, thinking the other is the ghost.

When the ghost hunting show gets back to review their footage, they see Chandelure clear as day and come to the disappointing conclusion that someone pranked them with a Pokémon prop.

Meanwhile Chandelure is crying about scary ghost hunters to Emmet who just hugs her in confusion.

#bark bark bark #a unovan in new york city #chandelure #subway boss emmet #extra hilarity points if this is shane and ryan hunting ghosts

[kingchaos20]

Realized I haven’t posted my Ecchan shitposts on Tumblr so I’m gonna have to change that.

Starting with the absolute irony of both X Alters being each others’s worst enemy.

#fgo #fate grand order #mysterious heroine x alter #mysterious idol x alter #ecchan #her extra profile mentions she hates herself so hey that tracks #MIXA’s 3rd append is an anti-berserker damage mod for even more hilarity

[fisheito]

@milkeumilkeou so far i have 5/8 and the only one that has a story to it is the foxy tantrum (more on that in the tags...)

#rusted nation #i am missing numbers 2/3/6 #will extra hilarity or sadness find me in those stories :):):):):)))) we shall see #when i read the shipwreck note i just imagined #was kuya worse at controlling his form back in the day #like he was too tired by nightfall so he just reverted to his foxy self for honkshoo bedtime #but this sailor saw him and kuya threw a fit like those mythical creatures who pride themselves on their rarity #so kuya's all How Dare plebian eyes grace my vessel u must all perish for this transgression #or. wait. did kuya have fox self esteem issues back then #so was it more like someone walking into a teen's room uninvited #while the teen is trying to cover up their pimples in the mirror #so now they're embarrassed and hormonal and the only option is to lash out? #like GOD mom [drunk sailor] GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!! *sets ship on fire* #i mean I'm glad that they survived (assuming) #but what was huey thinking... like sure kuya sink the ship doesn't matter to me either way #wait no THIRD hypothesis #kuya hates boats bc he gets seasick. not a water fox i guess #so he whines at huey and huey's like idgaf teleportation is not a thing right now and i want to tinker with these strange artifacts #while eavesdropping on the stories of all these stowaways #so kuya harrumphs and just sulks in the cabin until the sailor finds him and #ok well no that's the same story as the second hypothesis. it's just kuya getting embarrassed #and reacting with 12x more violence than he should to being discovered. #is he really so reactive? so baby? is this my vision of him? oh well

[byanyan]

tonight's one of those nights where i'm thinking about fledgling verse again....... but this time i'm just laughing at the concept of byan being trapped with eternal babyface

#they'll be 100+ one day and still look like a fucking teenager #physically 18 or w/e but lowkey they look younger than that even #it's probably something they learn to use to their advantage where they can....... but then other times it's just INCREDIBLY frustrating #bc no one takes them fucking seriously and they have to use force to assert themself #this is assuming they survive that long ofc.......... god knows they'll test fate and their immortality smh #but i think this also adds an extra layer of hilarity to my idea of them eventually becoming a tattoo artist in this verse as well #u stumble in drunk to get a tattoo at like 3 in the morning and there's just this kid sitting there #this punkass fucking kid who's actually older than u but looks like a gd baby and WILL punch u without hesitation if u mention it #(most people mention it. most people's tattoos bleed more than they should.) #i'm gonna have to add a future version of their fledgling verse one day tbh... for when they're less fledgling & more competent #but for today....... it is still simply a concept i toy with occasionally bc i'm still enjoying baby vamp shit too much #anywayyy............. #━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ooc ⋮ don't @ me.

[ssaalexblake]

i've been in fandoms so long that few things ever shock me, so when something does, i generally feel impressed.

#anyway guess who has two thumbs and for some reason just got recommended a mufasa/pocahontas youtube vid! #extra hilarity points bc like #i don't do disney??? not even in a stance way i am just not into it #let along on yt??? like where did that Come From???

[fangirl-erdariel]

Don't pay any attention to me, I'm just rambling, but so frequently in fantasy stuff, if you have immortal (or live-for-thousands-of-years, which really given the usual timescale of any single book is functionally the same thing) elves, their societies and cultures are reclusive, isolationist, having very limited if any contact with shorter-lived species, their realms unchanging islands in the stormy seas of the ever-changing outside world, often seeming almost frozen in time or outside time, their cultures valuing tradition and things remaining the same way for a long time very highly, and their attitude toward change is one of grief and loss

And I'm not saying that's wrong. It's a choice you can make, and as bascially any worldbuilding choice, it's not inherently good or bad, interesting or boring, but rather how it works depends on the execution, and on the context of how it fits in with the story's themes and with rest of the setting's worldbuilding. (Tolkien's Lord of the Rings, for example, works quite well with elves who are grieved to see the world change, because that bittersweetness of change, it being at once a necessary thing that can bring new and beautiful stuff into the world, and a grief because change also means loss and sometimes things that were and that you loved dearly can never be again, that theme and idea runs through the story overall, and the way it shows in the elves in the story is just one of the many things where the idea manifests in some form.) It can be done well, and when it's done well, I enjoy it as much as the next person

But I can't help but wonder - why is it that I don't recall ever seeing in fantasy an elven culture going exactly the opposite direction? Like, when you think about it, at least to me it makes really just as much sense as the typical. Elves who from the dawn of time have seen everything change around them, themselves being among the slowest to change, and who revel in the constant transitionality of the world, who marvel at how quickly the seasons pass and find joy in each red-colored leaf every single autumn. Who enjoy and celebrate change, and from a young age learn to cheerfully let things go because there's always some other, new thing to embrace.

Perhaps they even take it to such an extent that other species in the setting find it a bit awkward/weird/off-putting, because, say, humans for example don't see change quite so well even just because things change less during the average human lifetime (while there are some elves who are old enough to have watched hills erode and rivers change courses just due to the effects of the natural elements), and who also are much more inclined to try and hang on to the old and are quite happy to live lives were things don't change radically and they can expect the next day to bring pretty much the same things as the previous one did.

Like, am I really the only one who thinks that'd also be fun? Why have I never seen that done?

#for extra hilarity you could of course also always have two elven cultures in the setting representing the two extremes #and elves from each culture think the others are weirdos whose way of thinking makes no sense #fantasy #worldbuilding #writing #creative writing #erdariel rambles

[stardestroyer81]

I must ask this question, can you throw penguins off of cliffs in Mega Man Ultimate like how you can throw penguins off cliffs in Super Mario 64?

Well, not exactly. There's not really all that many penguins to be found in Mega Man Ultimate.

Though this would be funny.

#Star Speaks #Star's Art #Mega Man Ultimate #Rockman U: The Renegades Rise #Mega Man #Rockman #Metall DX #Coolness #It looks like Mega Man doesn't yield #Bit of a late post but the hilarity that is the Metall DX I sprited couldn't wait until tomorrow to be shown off #Leave it to me to go the extra mile for the sake of a joke!

[messier51]

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#lmao reading that someone will catch and free a ladybug cuz its cute but murderkill other bugs #and just remembering the introduced invasive ladybugs in massive swarms that REALLY liked my middle school bedroom #and how they would cluster on the wall in the hundreds or thousands or whatever #and the first time i got pinched by one of them and thought that was so weird cuz ladybugs don't bite?? #but they are mean anyway #and they go tink tink tink against the light after you turn it off to go to bed #and keep you up forever as if it's not hard enough to fall asleep #there is nothing morally superior about not killing a bug just cuz it's cute though looooool #anyway thank u random poll post for this revisit of some of preteen-me's nightmares #good times good times #random personal stuff #creepy crawlies cw #extra hilarity: the moth dive bombing my face as i lay in bed bc the lights are off and my screen is glowing #as i sit here whispering stories to my tags #i love living in the middle of the forest hahahahaha

[seacollectsrivers]

Bell pepper in norwegian is paprika, so I really was imagining Jonathan eating some kinda of very mild, bell pepper based dish, and having queer dreams as a result

#just for extra hilarity #dracula daily

[leatherbookmark]

i desperately want to say something but don’t know what -- an even more miserable version of “i want to Create but don’t know what” -- so instead, please consider my default topic, but with a twist:

LAN XICHEN getting turned into a bird.

only i don’t know whether i should go for the classic, aka a tiny bird (tell me he wouldn’t make a stellar azure tit), or the hilarious, aka a whole crane

#for extra hilarity factor make it a modern au #jgy (discovering himself fancied by a crane) (glancing at the article about walnut the crane wife) 😬💦 #lxc under his window at night: *forlorn crane noises* #shrimp thoughts

[sidewalk-scrawls]

Given how much Stede hates Izzy, I think it would be *very* funny if Alma and Louis were like.. he’s our uncle now...

#all roads lead to steddyhands #this one doesn't *have* to #but i think that adds an extra layer of hilarity #ofmd

[rosemirmir]

Recently started a group watch of blade in a discord with others and I've seen the first 4 episodes so far. This show is a real hot mess, but it is still a ton of fun and I'm really enjoying it.

#My only thing is I wish my Japanese skills were much better than they currently are #because if I understood Japanese a lot better it would add extra levels of hilarity #Once I have a good grasp on the language one day I need to rewatch this #also my god these main guys all have incredibly similar hair its gonna take a while to remember who is who #linky watches blade #linky posts

[thevalicemultiverse]

Deb: Hello caller, you’re on with Deb of Night.

Caller: Heeeeeeey!

Deb: Who is this?

Caller: This is a dinosaur!

Deb: A dinosaur?

Dinosaur: Yeah. A big T Rex. Using the telephone.

Deb: I think you have the wrong number.

Dinosaur: Maybe you have the wrong phone.

Deb: Right. I’m gonna hang up now.

Dinosaur: Alright. just wanted to you let you know I’m heading over.

Deb: What? No, please don’t.

Dinosaur: You want me to pick up anything with my dinosaur hands? Maybe a soda pop or a movie or two?

Deb: No. goodbye.

(Ends call)

Alice: [unable to help her laughter] Oh wow -- so that's what it takes to annoy Deb into not even bothering with a snarky comment, huh? Why would someone think pretending to be a dinosaur would impress her?

#~M: I want some questions! now! (ask) #~M: grin without a cat (anon) #~V: Londerland Bloodlines #~T: Epic of the Ankaran Sarcophagus #deb vs the dinosaur #~C: Alice Liddell #((Deb is just done tonight huh? XD #for extra hilarity points I can't even rule out that the caller wasn't telling the truth #the world of darkness is weird and maybe there ARE time traveling dinosaurs who love soda)) #~M: with this hand I will lift your queue