#freaknasty

[whatwouldyoudoifyoucould]

Just curious. . .

I would like to know what you would do, all things being equal, if you could. Money and time are no object and you are beyond the reach of authority.

#flyaroundtheworld #travel #travelblog #travelphotography #adventure #explore #shouldnotsay #should not be allowed #wishicoulddothat #wishididthat #naughty #freaknasty #meditateonamountain #biblestudy #bibleprophesy

[nerdepic]

modern/non-fantasy au bloodweave !!!!

#i have a lot of thoughts HIIII #they meet in a bar and have freaknasty cubicle sex (astarions idea) but then they have a slow friendship building trust #post- cazador and minthara (who are horrid horrid exes in this). and learn to love again :))) #bg3 #bloodweave #bg3 astarion #bg3 gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #if u know the first image's ref.......... i know what you are #gale x astarion #my art tag #art; bg3 #txt

[lovehotelreservation]

it's one in the dang morning on a tuesday and leona's woken you up for a midnight snack. what, like it's your fault he slept right through dinner time again? you're not even that hungry! (sixty nine, facesitting)

"Oi, just because you're not hungry--"

The fact that Leona--notorious for being a proponent against the concept and philosophy of effort--was even bothering to speak while his mouth was currently occupied was astounding to you.

After all, while he continued to lie comfortably beneath you, his lips were much too busy with switching between kisses and suckles against your drooling center, his tongue savoring your slickness with each slow, indulgent drag up and down. With you situated right on his face, he kept his large hands resting comfortably on your ass while he continued to feast, his clawed fingers squeezing your bottom as he sought to taste you further.

Never to be denied the chance to be spoiled even more, he was also treated to the hot wet heat of your mouth engulfing his cock and the warm soft touch of your palms massing his balls. Though, while he was being treated, it didn't stop you from preciously huffing over being stirred from your slumber just moments before.

And thus, as he continued to speak, a smirk lazily found its way to his lips as he swiped the flat of his tongue repeatedly around your clit, all while lifting his hips to push his dick further into your mouth as you squirmed and moaned all the more.

"--doesn't mean you still can't enjoy a good mouthful of fresh milk."

#leona kingscholar x reader #twst x reader #twst smut #twisted wonderland reader insert #leona x reader #reader insert #7 Days We Freak #Fic #super freaknasty writing

[spineless-lobster]

WHY AREN’T WE HAVING SPACE SEX?!

#IM BEING DEAD SERIOUS #THOSE ASTRONAUTS BETTER BE BUTT FUCKING FREAKNASTY STYLE #GUYS WE AS HUMANS HAVE ACHIEVED SO MUCH WHY AREN’T WE FUCKING IN SPACE???? #IMAGINE FUCKING ON THE MOON!!!!!!!!!!! #(that would probably be impossible but the thought is cool) #I never want to have sex but if I had the chance to fuck in space I WOULD TAKE IT!!!!!!! #nasa fucking get on this already #space #astronauts #nasa

[lucradiss]

Existing in more than one fandom space is like having more than one group of friends but both of them being so wildly different that any overlap at all would be like getting shot in the head

#like there are things that I would consider writing for House MD or Saw but not for Lord of the Rings you know #Same goes for reading #it's like how you have two personalities for your friend groups #and you make a joke that would absolutely score in friend group A #but friend group B just stares at you weird #like in LOTR or The Hobbit fandom I am so used to gentleness and care all around #Characters that love each other against the odds #but with House it's like #yeah these two men hate each other with everything they're worth #yeah they're so codependent that they would literally die for each other #yeah they have freaknasty sex on the regular #yeah i would talk for hours about their omegaverse dynamic #then saw is kind of similar to House in a few ways but fundamentally different because the love there is borne from such tragedy #or in AUs it's love at first sight #and you have these two men who are so so so different #and want desperately to take care of each other #THOSE DYNAMICS DON'T WORK FOR HOUSE OR FOR THE HOBBIT #I would never write House and Wilson lovey-dovey and caring just like I would never write Thorin and Bilbo engaging in pet-play #Anyway. anyway. #hilson #house md #thilbo #the hobbit #Saw #sawposting #chainshipping #fandom

[porschesbabydaddy]

Nothing worse than when the kinnporsche is too vegaspete-flavoured or the vegaspete is too kinnporsche-flavoured

#kinnporsche #KP #vp #like you get me? #for example today I stopped reading a KP fic bc it had some knifeplay shit in it and I was like hmm. #are you sure you’ve got the right cousin? #I won’t deny that Kinn and Porsche have their own flavour of freaknastiness going on but it ain’t that

[pinkanonwrites]

The amount of people going feral over my G1 Hot Rod blurb is so INCREDIBLY validating you have no idea.

#pink chat #its good to know we're all as freaknasty for Hot Rod in g1 as any other iteration

[jhjluvs]

a/n: hello i am back on my jiwoong enjoyer bullshit :p meant to post this yesterday when it was the 14th in korea but it wasn’t quite what i wanted it to be yet and today is thursday in the u.s. so technically it still counts as my woongie’s special day <3 this is messy and bad imo but ohh well,, enjoy the kitty sub!jiwoong x mommy dom!f!reader meal :33

makin out with jiwoong n sitting in his lap after having a celebratory birthday dinner together… he’d probably get needy just from a few kisses the poor needy thing :( with your fingers around his waist n your warm lips on his, he’d be like putty in your hands so quick!! you only need to hear him whimpering softly into your kisses a few times before you’re pulling away and looking jiwoong in the eyes, those pretty big brown eyes of his glazed over with arousal. he’s embarrassed, you can tell, and then you look down to see the bulge in his pants… almost immediately you’re thinkin about the ways you could absolutely ruin your sweet birthday boy :(

“i think someone’s not telling me something he should,” you pout, sticking out your bottom lip. jiwoong stays quiet, looking anywhere but at you to hide his embarrassment at being so desperate for you he’s hard just from kissing :((

“kitty, do you need my help with that?” you ask after a beat. jiwoong follows your gaze down to the tent in his crotch, and blushes furiously when he realizes jus how hard he actually is. you wait for him to nod affirmatively before you reach down to free his cock from his sweatpants, ignoring the way he gasps at the touches.

“mommy please, no teasing,” he whines pathetically. you haven’t even touched him properly and he’s sorrow about getting teased, silly baby :( his lower lip wobbles, too, possibly the cutest thing you’ve ever seen. he’s just so sensitive, poor boy :((

“kitty,” you faux-whine back. you start stroking his hard, leaking cock slowly after, relishing the way jiwoong whimpers and shudders at the touch. part of you wants to tease him as punishment for not telling you how needy he was, but you don’t. it is his birthday after all and he deserve to feel good!! your hands move up and down jiwoong’s length quickly, bringing him closer to release with each stroke. he whines again as you pick up the pace, squirming in your hold.

“mommy,” he pants, “m’gonna cum!”

“i don’t know that i want you to, kitty. not yet.”

“b-but!!”

jiwoong fully sobs when you stop touching him altogether. tears trickle down his pretty face as you keep stroking his cock. the poor kitty just wants to cum for you but you’re being sooo mean :((

“can you beg for mommy, kitty?” you ask. jiwoong nods. he’d do anything or you, after all.

“please, mommy, kitty wants to come,” he whimpers. “please, please, been so good!!”

“shh, you’ll get to come,” you say soothingly. “you’re such a good boy for me.”

“all for you,” jiwoong mumbles. he almost says something else before he cuts himself off weigh a whine when you go back to stroking his still-hard cock. you can’t help the self-satisfied smirk that forms when you hear your boy cry out in pleasure. it doesn’t take long for him to get close again, to be a whimpery mess under you. he’s so cute, moaning your name softly and tearing up with the pleasure gliding his already foggy brain as his orgasm approaches :( your precious kitty, so desperate for you :(

“mommy, can i?” he asks breathily a minute later. he’s sooo close, you can tell by the way his thighs shake under you. you look up at him from so your eyes meet. you nod.

“go ahead, kitty, come for mommy.”

that’s all it takes for him to groan and spill white onto your hand, murmuring his thanks and shaking still when you stroke him through the aftershocks.

“happy birthday, jiwoong,” you whisper as you lean in to kiss him sweetly.

#i Will spread the kitty jiwoong agenda one freaknasty smut piece at a time #hes a kitty To Me!!! #idk what it is abt me but i wanna see that man Whine #he’s just v obedient kitty coded to me !! #i hope he had the best bday ever too im sure he did 🥺 #zb1 smut #jiwoong smut #☆. ˚ ₊ 𓏸 *

[reliquaryofflesh]

Thinking about the time I told him in detail how I’d get in his guts rather literally. How weak he’d become near the end. Implied I’d bring him back, and thought to myself how it would be just so I could do it again and again, my undying plaything. Thinking too of us disembowel!ng each other and pleasuring ourselves with the other’s viscera, or eating each other’s organs

How cruel that we can’t do such things in reality without consequence

#reliquaryofflesh #the reverend speaks #blo0d kink #autoassassinophilia #erotophonophilia #tw g0re #tw guts #tw blood #tw mutilation #tw murder #g0r3c0r3 #g0rewh0re #ftm k1nk #t4t k1nk #tw cannibalism #tw captivity #cannibalism k!nk #freaknasty yearning hours #the reverend’s consort

[thepatronsaintoffilth]

the tidiest most germaphobic bath bomb scented bitch you know routinely fantasizes obsesses thinks about sucking the sweat off a gym buff's balls right after they finish their reps. more at 11

#i have a lot of cleanliness related fantasies #its the neurodivergency #also a lot of teabagging/ball based fantasies #its the freaknasty #saint's rambling again #why do y'all allow me to talk

[nervouswaltz]

i know you feel the way i do

George is adamant in the fact the he does not have a problem with the amount of porn that he watches. When he was in London, with nothing to do most of the days, he spent plenty of time scrolling, finding something new and different and hot to watch, just to pass the time.

It’s been his rationale for as long as he can remember, that it’s just more convenient to jerk off by himself. Going out and finding someone to have sex with is a lot of work, plus George doesn’t really like the idea of meeting new people, plus, if he’s being honest, he feels like a scared loser, never having had sex at the ripe old age of twenty-six. So he ignores that and sticks with what he knows: his screen.

or, George watches a lot of porn, but still hasn't had sex. Dream sets about helping him change that.

12k | explicit | no warnings

read here

#bird.fic #THIS IS IT THIS IS THE FREAKNASTY FIC #I STARTED THIS ON FUCKING. SATURDAY? AND ITS DONE? #HAPPY FUCKING VALENTINES DAY! #dnf fic

[lovehotelreservation]

When Leona complained you were too noisy, you suggested "then why don't you gag me?" (/j). You didn't think he'd be so quick to jump on the offer but now he wants to test just how loud you can get with your mouth covered. (/srs)

"Oi, keep going until I fall asleep, alright?"

While he yawned with one hand, Leona kept the fingers of his other hand firmly threaded into your hair, keeping your head perfectly still as he kept on with pushing his thick, long cock in and out past your soft lips. Though this all began with your noisiness keeping him from enjoying his afternoon nap, feeling the velvety heat of your mouth surround his dick and the delicate strokes of your tongue along the underside of your shaft while basking in the huffy whines of your defeat only drew forth a prideful grin to his face.

Peace and quiet couldn't top this.

#leona kingsholar x reader #twst x reader #twst smut #twisted wonderland reader insert #leona x reader #reader insert #Jest on Your Chest #Fic #super freaknasty writing

[girlsdads]

taking a break from my workday to daydream abt ******* the **** ******** off of daniel’s ****** **** and ******* *** *** before i tuck him back into his race suit 🫶😌

#don’t ask me what those asterisks are #freaknasty thoughts rn

[blorbocedes]

the way I can't even prompt lestappen cause no one writes them the way I wanna read them 💀💀😭

#For my biggest fan...😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 #idol charles whose whole persona is being sweet and boyfriend vibes #having freaknasty sex with groupie max #like Lucas from nct #lest we stappen

[lesbiannoel]

what’s he taste like? I didn’t ask that. You were thinking it. honey and pineapple. he stuffs himself with both for days before he offers himself to me. would you like to sample? no thanks i’ll wait til damek comes around im a savory man myself most days. i care for him more than he cares for himself and i wouldn’t let you near my neck if you were—sixty two and a half kilograms. What. a hundred and thirty eight pounds for the metrically challenged. daniel here was wondering how much you weighed rashid so i told him. Stay out of my head. Eat pray eat pray swim pray etcetera. on days when he’s a plump 139 i believe he swims Twice. Metronomic my rashid.

#WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS DIALOGUE #THEY ARE SO FREAKNASTY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!! #iwtv