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Mishima shouldn't be my freestyle dance teacher
"My name is Kazumi Mishima--"
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"-- And I'll be your freestyle dance teacher!"
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[Dance music] 🎶
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deth-of-a-junkie · 2 years
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sometimes i remember i have been using tumblr since the 3rd grade and it was because my sister was mad no one was reblogging the vine she turned into a gif so she made me make an account to do so.
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adaptacy · 8 months
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TCSM Characters As Vines
these are my personal opinions, i'd love to hear thoughts and y'alls vine opinions ty
Leland:
"Do you ever wake up or uh do something and youre just like what the fuck is goin on?"
"whats good dude you dont know me. you dont KNOW me"
Sonny:
"yeah lately i just haven't been able to think straight"
"is there anything better than pussy? yes, a rly good book"
Connie:
Woman yanking her hand away
"fuck this shit im out" (proceeds to use ability on gas station door)
Julie:
"Accept yourself. Love yourselfff"
"guac-amole, guac guac amole"
Ana:
"I love you, bitch. I ain't never gonna stop lovin you, biiiiitch"
"with the fuckin cow girl boots"
Maria:
"look at all those chickens"
maria when she stops to take a pic of a rabbit
Johnny:
"we all die you either kill urself or get killed"
"bitch i hope the fuck you do"
Sissy:
"when there's too much drama at school, all you gotta do is"
"I'll be your freestyle dance teacher"
Hitchhiker:
"that was legitneth"
"this is why mom doesnt FUCKING love you"
Cook:
"there is only one thing worse than a rapist" "a child."
disappointed dad vine
Leatherface:
"go away. go awayyy"
"i like ur accent, where you from?"
EXTRAS:
Sissy & Johnny: "shut the fuck up (sung)"
Anyone @ leland and sonny: "omg they were roommates"
Leland's linebackering victims: "awh fuck, i cant believe you've done this"
the entire family when bone shivs exist: "lemme see what you have" "a knife"
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gayvampyr · 1 year
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part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4
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spacefinch · 6 months
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Doctor Who as Vines
The Doctor: You just drop in like, WHA-POW, then drop down like: BLARAGDGSAGHDGHAG
Jack: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.
"Hi, I'm Rose Tyler and I'm your freestyle dance teacher."
Jack: Is there anything better than pussy?
Nine: Yes, a really good book
Rose: *plays the keyboard*
The Doctor: When will you learn? When will you learn THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!
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kennycantdecide · 9 months
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The Lament of the Fallen’s song got me dancing like that one vine where she says “and I’m your freestyle dance teacher”
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panda-of-the-trash · 3 months
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gimme some vines to draw/nf
Hi welcome to chilis
I heard you were talking shit about me
Wouldn´t you like to know weatherboy
I love you bitch, never gonna stop loving you bitch
Stop I could´ve dropped my croissant
Hey i´m a lesbian I thought you were american
Huriance katrina more like huricane tortilla
What the fuck is up kyle
How´s it feels to be the worst cop ever. Shut up your mother buys you megablocks instead of legos. You fucking take that back
And they were roommates (of course)
Is there anything better than puss, yes a really good book
Road work ahead, yeah I sure hope it does
2 bros coiling in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they´re not gay (I love you anthony)
We all die you either kill yourself or get killed *funky dance* what you gonna do
Hi i´m Derek welcome to pizza hut, lemme guess pizza *faints*
Freshavocado
I thought you were bae, turns out you´re just fem. BRUH
SAIL OOO *breaks piano with foot*
This one´s to end racism *misses basketball hoop*
Back at it again with crispy kreme
Why are you running? Why are you running?
Hey you okay? Yeah just lately I haven´t been able to think straight (balls, tow guys holding hands, but, wiener)
I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand
You cannt sit with us. Actually meghan I can´t sit anywhere I have ✨️hemorhoids✨️
That was legitness, yeah it was
*yeets frisbee into oncoming traffic* what the fuck richard
Fuck off Janet, i´m not going to your fucking baby shower
Yeah go ahead and pull it through *cat tugs cord through cabinet hole* thanks bud
Did you wash the dishes? I thought you wanted to do them. HmHmHm you were wrong
A potato flew around my room before you AAAAAAAA *wild screaming as potato on flies on ceiling fan*
Look dad it´d the good cush. This is the dollar store how good can it be
Well when life gives you lemons
*kid wiping baby powder all over himself* go away GO AWAY
*man dances with squeaky chicken toy and carbord sing that says love* love yourself accept yourself
Hi i´m ranasha bliss and i´m your freestyle dance teacher *freestyle*
Ah fuck, I cant´ believe you done this
There´s more but my head it not working
If anyone has more to add go on lmao
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aceforwhatevenisthis · 10 months
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The freestyle dance teacher vine and i don’t know why.
wait i don’t know that vine let me look it up
NEVERMIND I ABSOLUTELY KNOW IT LMAO I LOVE THAT VIDEO
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astrochemstry · 2 years
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I remember quoting a vine to one of my old classmates and i still feel that utter sadness, disappointment and realization when they didn’t get it
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protonpowered · 2 years
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Witts can barely dance at the best of times, she's not exactly going to be the most coordinated at it when she's been drinking too
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medium-guy · 3 years
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I should learn how to waltz
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ithcorrect · 4 years
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vanessa: hi, i'm vanessa garcía, and i'll be your freestyle dance teacher
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busterkeatonholic · 5 years
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*disco inferno intensifies *
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lordmeowdemort · 5 years
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Hi. I'm Anasha Bliss.
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spacefinch · 1 year
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Pokemon characters as Vines because I'm bored
Clay: I wanna be a cowboy, baby!
Alder: Hell yeah!
Clay:  I wanna be a cowboy, baby!
Chili: Hi, welcome to Chili’s.
Bad guy: Get your fricking cat away from me!
Anabel: It don’t bite
Raikou: *growling*
Bad guy: YES, IT DO
Ethan: Kris! Is that a weed?
Kris: No, this is a crayon—
Ethan: I’m calling the police!
9-1-1, what’s your emergency?
Blue: 🎶 If your name is Red, and you’re really handsome, come on, raise your hand 🎶
Red: *raises his hand*
Hilda: 🎶 ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE 🎶
Hilbert: *banging pots and pans*
Hilda: 🎶 ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, WILL YOU TELL US THAT YOU’RE OKAY 🎶
Serena: *filming*
Emma: *jumps out and startles Calem*
Calem: Ahh! Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!
Ingo: *filming in selfie mode*
Emmet: (in background) Bop it! Twist it! Pull it!
Chili: Oh sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.
Cress: Go back to sleep and starve.
Emmet: *banging on pots and pans* I DON’T GET NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF YOU! Y’ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE OF ME!
Chili: I’m JOHN CENA!
🎶 Doo doo doo doo 🎶
Elio: See this man? He’s a magic man. He’s gonna touch this hot fire.
Kukui: *touches electric fireplace*
Elio: Oh man, he’s a magic man.
(Reading lessons)
Emma: *reading “who”* Wh.. ha? Wha?
Looker: What does that say, Emma?
Emma: Wha?
Looker: No!
Drayden: Let me see what you have!
Iris: A knife!
Drayden: NO!
Volo: I have the power of God and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Cilan: I’m gonna munch. I’m gonna crunch.
*tuba music plays*
Colress: There is only one thing worse than dying *uncovers a poster that says “a child dying.”
Ghetsis: A child.
Colress: NO.
Emma: I am old!
Anabel: *holding back laughter* “How old are you?
Emma: SIXTEEN! *holds up newly hatched Espurr* I’m a grandmother!
“Hi, I’m Serena and I’m your freestyle dance teacher.”
“I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!”
“Kyogre quivers before him!”
“F**K OFF”
🎵You are my dad🎵
YOU’RE MY DAD!
🎵Boogie woogie woogie🎵
--Emma to Looker (or Akari to Ingo in PLA)
Ingo and Emmet: *in the middle of an intense Pokemon battle*
Hilbert: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?
After said battle:
Hilbert, pointing at the losing Pokemon: He need some milk
Hugh: (holding a bunch of smiley balloons) I have no soul. Have a nice day!
Grimsley: I don't have one either.
Elesa: Hey, I’m lesbian.
Emmet: I thought you were Unovan.
“Growlithe, did you eat my Tater Tots?”
*spits out a mouthful of Tater Tots*
“Oh. Keep ‘em.”
Teacher Uh, Cheren, can you read number 23 for the class, please?
Cheren: No, I cannot. What up, I’m Cheren, I’m 19, and I never fricking learned how to read.
Narrator: Cheren did, in fact, learn how to read.
Looker: Where’s the best place to buy fireworks?
Hugh: Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?
Looker: Where are your parents?
Colress: Welcome to physics!
*science project explodes*
*screaming*
May: Brendan, ask me what kind of tree I have.
Brendan: No.
May: Ask me what kind of tree I have.
Brendan: No.
May: Ask me what kind of tree I have. It’s a Chris Pine.
Volo: I am disgusted, I am revolted, I’ve dedicated my entire life to our lord Arceus and this is the thanks I get?
Looker: I may just be a citizen by day, but by night, I am… NIGHT CITIZEN
Elesa: And they were roommates.
Emmet: Oh my god, they were roommates.
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flavoured-nostalgia · 4 years
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A: Hi, I’m Renash Elise, and I’m your freestyle dance teacher
A: *bad dancing*
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