#fuck odin actually

[bayzadas]

sometimes i will think that i love mcu but then i’ll also remember that in the mcu they victim blame when it comes to child abuse. fuck why. why

#imagine saying the child is being ungrateful to their abuser #loki and tony deserved way better dude #anti odin #fuck odin actually #there’s nothing great about him #anti howard stark #you were my greatest creation my ass #he’s not your creation #he’s his own person #you can’t claim him asshole #tony stark #loki #loki deserves better #pro tony stark #tony stark deserves better #anti mcu

[akaisenhatake]

i love how Heimdall covers Atreus's eyes like "i am an asshole, but i am not letting this little shit see the degenerate shit these mortals create"

on god i fuckin tell you not even odin would want to torment a kid like that, the boy has gone through a lot of shit he don't deserve it 💀

anyways made this shitty meme for this ask alone your welcome

#just akai things #gow #gow odin #odin #atreus #gow atreus #gow heimdall #heimdall #also i went to twt to see some gow fanart hoping i could at least find pretty heimdall art #which i did godbless #but literally the first tag i fucking see when i typed his name was the ship #and im like??????? hello??????????? #some of the art actually looks wholesome if it wasnt tagged by that damn ship #imagine getting this pissy over pixels yeah me alright #cause i cant even enjoy shit without seeing my favorite characters getting butchered

[pleasetakethis]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cried AGAIN, What If Season 2 is knocking it out of the PARK!

Kahhori's story is still my favorite, but hot damn this ep is the runner up.

#what if #what if s2 #what if s2 spoilers #what if hela found the ten rings #s2e7 #THAT WAS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL #hela bringing odin to his knees and STILL CHOOSING PEACE #jiayi teaching hela #wenwu and hela fighting across the universe together after taking down odin #another brilliant take on odin as a shit father #hela and loki deserve to sit down together and bond over their childhood trauma #still haven't seen the marvels #but so far this year #this is my favorite marvel/mcu project #hands down #fucking BRILLIANT #my brain is still too mush for actual thoughts and live blogging #so just squeeing and vibes atm #every other ep so far makes up for favreau's fan service ep l o l #if that's the payment for this stellar season (so far) #then damn give him another because WORTH IT

[wolffoxnation2]

I said i was gonna rant and by the gods im gonna rant

[This is not gonna make sense and more me shrieking at the gods cus Loki is my blorbo and i hate that Rick fucked up and made him abusive when the first book was litterally implying that he cares about his kids and making him sympathetic.]

Love how i completely forgot Heimdall was there too between reading this in school and getting home lmao. My phone guy is just that forgettable.

ALSO THATS WHY YOUR DOING THIS? THATS THE REASON YOUR GOING WITH RICK?

They got roasted too hard so theyre gonna kill two innocent kids, mulitate their corpses and use those corpses to chain their father while dripping acid on him?

It was (slightly) more understandable when it was cus Baldur (even tho hes probably happier with Hel anyways) died.

Cus like an eye for an eye.... (even tho that was much more than an eye, more like two eyes, a heart and a leg.)

Actually no scratch that killing Baldur technically was an eye for an eye if you think about it.

(Odin took three of Loki's kids, Loki took his son, his daughter in law and then the same son again when he refused to cry to bring him back. Thats also three. Thats one of the reasons i excuse Baldur dying)

I know Magnus probably either didn't realise what was going on here or if he did it didnt register in his brain the whole story. Which, fair enough, directly after this he listens to Kvasir getting cut up by a chainsaw (good, its clear if it weren't for him Loki, Narvi, Vali and Sigyn would've been probably fine) and then watches Alex get thrown out by his.....sperm donor. So what happens to Loki is not at the top of his concerns rn but i really hope he confronts Frey about it later. Cus Magnus has been shown to emphasize with Loki on this. AND THOSE WERE FUCKING CHILDREN! AND THEY WERE KILLED BECAUSE THEY WERE LOKI'S CHILDREN!

WHO ELSE ARE CHILDREN OF LOKI THAT HE CARES DEEPLY ABOUT?

SAMIRAH AND ALEX

Basically i want Magnus to yell at the gods the way Percy does. Because like Luke everything was probably WAS the gods fault.

And before you come at me with the whole 'prophecy has to happen' thing. Save your breath because most of you have no problem with blaming the gods when it came to luke in pjo and this is kinda similar.

Who was to say that Fenris, Hel and Jörmungandr would have caused ragnarok if the Aesir (mostly Odin) didnt take them from their home and seperate them?

Whos to say Loki would start Ragnarok if Odin didnt break their oath and take his children?

Or :

Let his mouth get sewn shut after he got everyone shit (Sif's new hair, Mjollnir, Draupnir, Gungnir, Skidbladnir and Gullinbursti) because suddenly oaths matter now, Odin.

Kill his innocent children (its not stated in myth or mcga how old Narvi and Vali were/are but the general consensus is that they were young), possibly made him watch said children get murdered (Sword of summer its stated by Loki that the gods watched in amusement as Vali disemboweled Narvi but that could be hyperbole) and had a snake drip acid onto his face.

If there was any good in Loki at any point (which there might be. He actually seems pretty chill in sword of summer) then its been snuffed out now.

Thanks Odin.

You signed your death warrant.

Whats that saying again?

He who tries to prevent fate is doomed to cause it?

Or something like that i cant remember the phrase.

I have more to say yet i cant quite articulate it. So im gonna end it here.

Also i am really in the mood for writing a oneshot of the day they caught Loki in Loki's—or maybe Sigyn's? Pov.

#Imagine if Rick didnt fuck up and made Loki sympathetic instead of abusive and pure EVIL #frey mcga #Mcga Odin #Fuck that guy #loki mcga #mcga loki #Love that guy. Girl. Sometimes horse #wolffox speaks #Alot she speaks alot. #More yelling actually #mcga #magnus chase and the hammer of thor #magnus chase and the sword of summer #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #magnus chase and the ship of the dead #Imagine the fear Loki felt when he was caught #Or maybe he didnt realize he pushed to far this time? Maybe he thought it was gonna all be okay. #Then he saw his sons.

[sieglinde-freud]

ohhh i j remember i pulled arcane ophelia when she dropped and just never fuckin used her… i ALMOST gave her tome to odin to fix him up, but…. hehewgahehe laurentttttt i have some shiny new toy for youuuuu come home baby girl come HOME!

#ann cries about feh #arcane devourer for inigo and arcane whatever for laurent my boys are SO IN IT #hopefully severas prf is good but. its severa. of course its good. #you know im kind of winning with most of the awakening kids #i’d say most of them are actually really fucking solid units with their refines #my owains kind of bad but thats probably my fault… i put all my investment into odin instead cuz he was easier to merge #but like kjelle yarne cynthia nah lucina m!morgan all got solid refines #kjelle especially shes one of my crutches for her #geromes was kind of mid but he makes up for it by being a walking ball of attack and def stats #and if i get lucina (WHICH I WILL. SHES COMING HOME. IM NOT MISSING ANOTHER LUCI) he can take her axe #also yeah im still missing legendary lucina and spring lucina #i have the worst legendary banner luck… i always get something but never what im looking for #and spring lucina… WHY IS SHE COLOR SHARING WITH FUCKING XANDER #SPRING FUCKING XANDER GET AWAY FROM MEEE #ugh. anyways. what was i talking about #oh my noire sucks. i pulled a -atk one and didnt build her cuz i was convinced she’d be on the eventual second gen banner #she’ll almost definitely be on the next awakening banner now but who knows when thatll be #time to give in and build her but i REALLY hate her summer alt… i really do #and its like. the art isnt BAD. it looks good. and it looks like noire. but its like. she looks so scared and uncomfortable #like not my girl why would u do this to my girl…. #ANYWAYS THO LAURENT IS WHO I WAS TALKING ABOUT YES NEW TOME FOR HIM WOOO

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

this show needs to stop being so piss funny out of nowhere

#my girl just killed 5 people got shot 3 times started halucinating then woke up to Odin with a tiger #directly after the most harrowing episode of anything ever #the walking dead #the walking dead spoilers #something about 16mm film paired with actual pretty damn good CGI is fucking with me a lil bit also #Carol's like bitch I died and woke up in a different genre. ok sure

[kaoticmess]

was anyone gonna tell me huginn and muninn are based off the raven spies of odin, or was i just supposed find out by reading the god of war novelization myself

#the fucking whiplash i got just now #i knew their names had to be based off something #i just never actually looked it up #bro now i wanna see huginn and muninn like little goblin ravens #huginn and muninn #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #does this mean draxum is meant to be like an equivalent of odin in the hidden city #god of war

[tyrannuspitch]

HOWEVER. if THOR were queer odin would do so much conversion therapy on him. :/

#space viking tag #i don't have any real opinion on what thor's identity actually is #but i do think he's. a little bit fucked up about it regardless #i think he might literally be thinking well! loki's queer but that's okay Because I'm Normal. #(okay as in morally acceptable? okay as in safe? okay as in let's stop thinking about this? Yes.) #(codependent almost-twins of the millennium. :/) #also um. fate. divine missions. odin pushing for thor to marry. the allfather's bloodline holding back the apocalypse. :/ #even if thor is straight i think (pre-ragnarok) he has not and cannot let himself consider any other possibility. #and he might be a little bit fucked up about like. the importance of his own comfort/consent in general. :/ #meta #ch: odin #ch: thor #r: odin + thor #r: loki + thor #th: gender + sexuality #th: ergi #th: saint thor

[autismmydearwatson]

"Yeah Mr White I've got it figured out. I'm not completely stupid. *sigh* Hela is powerful because she's the Goddess of death, and she is tied to wherever the dead are buried. And so she gets her power from Asgard...because Asgard is like a breeding ground for coffin flies. Because of all the slaves in mass graves, bitch"

* grabs your shoulders and shakes you like a ragdoll* Jesse. JESSE . Listen to me. You are completely stupid! Because you're forgetting ONE! One very important thing. Do you seriously think all the dead in Asgard are buried under a castle????? NO! No. No. Hahaha. No. They were. But NOW they burn their dead ...at sea! They burn them at sea, Jesse! Why do you think they do that, huh? HUH?! Because Odin KNOWS burying them will make her more powerful!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!??

#came to a profound realization while watching thor:ragnarok #because yeah the ancient catacombs dont make sense continuity-wise #with an actual asgardian funeral being shown in thor: the dark world. being burned at sea #it doesnt make sense UNLESS you consider the reason for why a culture would suddenly change burial practices #like in my book how the Liirs only started being buried in the outdoors 300 years ago #because slavery ended #when slavery was still happening the Liirs buried their dead in catacombs as a symbolic way of preserving their souls from captivity #but anyway. hela is the goddess of death and her getting power from Asgard-only doesnt make sense #so i think she gets her power from whenever the dead are buried #the more death there is. the more powerful she becomes #and asgard being a genocidal colonialist state built on the bones of slaves? jesus fucking christ #this actually explains odins sudden shift to pacifism #thor: ragnarok #man this movie couldve been so good #hela marvel #mcu hela #marvel #sorry for marvelposting :( #jaspers prattling

[thebicanary]

.

#in tags cos I'm not tryna start disk horse I just feel like ranting a bit about it cos it annoys me ahsmdhsbsgd #i'm tired of the prevalent attitude in a lot of RPG video game fandoms that men VAs suck and deserve to be ridiculed for no reason ahrbdgdgd #like it's been going on for so many years i'm tired i'm over it i'm done #having a preference for the female VAs and character options is fine lord knows i prefer to play them myself #but like mark meer??? gavin drea??? aren't bad actors??? #it's a different performance and interpretation but like they're at worst FINE (but also actually good) #even in games where i have a very big preference for the female VA (ac odyssey and valhalla) the guy is still good??? #i'm not big into alexios or meivor but i think their performances as deimos and odin respectively are brilliant for those stories #(and that's really a flaw in the fact they were not supposed to be main character options originally and were rewritten for that) #(so it's not on the VAs but ubisoft being dumbasses who fear making a woman the sole protagonist) #ANYWAY i know it's not that serious but it's so weird seeing people in tags on a certain post being so... nasty #about people they don't know and who afiak have been nothing but kind and appreciative of their fandoms #thank fuck honestly that bg3 doesn't have full voiced Tavs/Durges cos i know people would be freaks about the guys there too #also in games as big as these massive RPGs it's rarely just one voice director for the whole project #so a lot of the times a big reason these voice performances are very different is they're likely being directed by different people #sometimes different directors for different scenes so like. there's a lot of things that can change from page to performance because of that

[todayisafridaynight]

beat yakuza 7 last night *muffled screaming*

#spoilers #there'll be spoiler talk lmao #snap chats #ok compliment sandwich time #FIRST OFF absolutely loved this game im so pissed ill never be able to experience it for the first time again #i had no rights being scared of playing it i actually love the rpg playstyle sm- sure i love beat em up but it just feels so right for this #the cast was so cute and lovable and i adore them immensely. also why does no one mention eri ever she's so darling #and the VOICE ACTING- i had my game in english btw and on that note ichiban's VA really does make this game #he's just so passionate in every line he delivers and you can just feel the emotion in everything he says #prob helps that kaiji tang played odin/owain fire emblem before for the theatrics LMAO but seriously i loved his performance so much #on FE note though i completely forgot robbie daymond was zhao and the whole time i was like 'he reminds me of hubert or like akechi lmao' #my hunch was great LMAO GG ME but yeah the gameplay was so fun #and i just love all the little character-building aspects- like how if yo get utterly sloshed with your party everyone has a little comment #not to mention the mid-meal conversations those were so cute #ok for the parts i didnt like uh. Very Few Things like i said i loved this game and i have few complaints #its just the ending made me want to eat dry wall rgg PLEASE let siblings be happy in this franchise i swear to god #aoki was a prick but rgg i need you to stop peddling this 'anyone can change and start over' thing if youre just going to kill them #like at least with nishiki ryuji and mine there was a build up to their death- ig you can argue aoki holding the gun to his death was that #BUT ITS JUST THE WAY KUME COMES OUT OF PISS-OFF NOWHERE LIKE if he hadnt walked away and if ichi wasnt so concerned over aoki #bruh Full Rights to beat his ass and then some that made me so pissed. like i already had a feeling aoki was fucked but still #PLEASE just let a yakuza antagonist live beyond their game for five minutes thats it #he can literally be cell neighbors with sawashiro for all i care just let him live #omg wait on that note i totally called arakawa being ichi's bio dad like as soon as fucker asked ichi bout his real parents I Knew #i dont think arakawa knew but girl I Did and i howled #one last complain i have- its very small tbh- is where did mirror-face-tendo come from #i thought mirror face blew up with ishioda but alright. i guess for the sake of The Twist they couldnt reveal he was fine #still because of that he just feels so out of nowhere esp to be helping the gang #but i'm not gonna let a few nicks ruin an otherwise lovely game #i love how the og cast didnt outstay their welcome: they were in the game just enough to be justified and i appreciate that #kiryu coming out of nowhere does feel a little Out Of Nowhere esp now that he's gona be in Y8

[waloeders]

gm gang! i stayed up so late simmin oh my god. ill probably share them later but first,, i have takeover asks to answer hehe :3

bonus barny in armour cuz i love his lil cape he gets!!!! argrh 🥹😍

#jupiter.speaks #❤️.barnabas #> the blue+black fits go sooo hard i didnt even know it could be so great #> but no literally on sims until 3 when i went oh fuck LMAO #> my sis was comin back from the club like oh wow u are. still up. 😅 oops. real tho its a proper sim sesh #> this is actually his semi primed armour so like hes half odin-ing here. when he turns into odin thats priming! fun facts mcgee

[leofrith]

thinking about how dor could have actually been a very good eivor dlc if they actually gave a shit about eivor :/

#like i know that dlc was a blatant cash grab and people generally don't care about it for the most part #but it was actually a lot of fun and could have been relevant to eivor's narrative #if only ubi had cared to expand on eivor's character arc #like...........if you're going to have eivor continue interacting with odin after the end of the base game you need to make it worthwhile #come on now #i know i'm probably not making much sense but i just kept expecting that stupid dlc to actually do something for eivor #and it could have!! they just fucking didn't #ugh i haaaaaaaate #anyway i'm tired and this probably doesn't make much sense but #my point is ragnarok as a mythological realm parallel to the vikings being pushed out of england. it was right there IT WAS RIGHT THERE #ky posts text

[pushthequorumbutton]

every time i play ff16 and “learn” more about the “plot” i die little more inside. the pacing is awful. everybody is a cartoon archetype. the only person i like (cid) ((okay maybe i like gav too)) died.

i want to lodge a Complaint

#why is the story so BAD #why is the pacing so TERRIBLE #why -- after 20 hrs of gameplay -- do i STILL have NO IDEA what is GOING ON #wtf is the political situation #why is kupka in the stereotypical middle eastern kingdom when i thought he was with the royalists(?) #why the fuck is rosaria on the western continent south of sanbreque when it's supposed to be part of barnabas' kingdom #or was it not part of odin's kingdom at all and the archduke was actually the ruler of his 'kingdom' aka the duchy #ff16 #ff16 spoilers #spoilers

[taupewolfy]

all these clips of people """"air comboing""" dummy enemies in a training room goin 'oooh look at this sick as gameplay.....combat so fire' etc etc WHATEVER!!! You've all got nothing on endless air combos in odin sphere

#seriously so fucked that you can just juggled a group of enemies like that. very fun though #again i do not think executing high level play in a training room is indicative of like. actual encounters and how you engage with those #odin sphere genuinely offers a really great array of tools for the players AND CONSIDERING THERE IS 5 DIFFERENT CHARCTERS #YOU MUST PLAY AS it's impressive to say the least #and they play just differently enough that you kinda have to re-learn them while also building upon the skills from prior characters. #it's good. Im talking about the remake here though - been too long since i last played the original to remember. combat was rougher in that

[high-and-away]

FFXIVWrite 2022, Free Prompt #1: A Ferryman, But No Obol

She thinks about him sometimes; the heavy whuff of his horse's breathing, the sharp green tang of broken sproutlings underhoof, the poised, gentlemanly way he so nobly accompanied her to the edge of his domain. No, not accompanied. Escorted, as though he'd taken her by the arm and guided her to the vine-choked gates of a manor long strangled and straitjacketed by nature. As though he'd clung to courtesy as his estate crumbled, no matter the manor to which he might have been born. And always, always, a scalpel in her mind, slicing ever deeper to seek what made her Victoria. Always that insatiable slicing, gouging, digging, prying, over over and over. Are you worthy, child? Will you be? Will we ride joyous together until my blade pierces your breastplate and yours pierces my throat? Will we die together, exhilarated, unless one of us walks away? Or will you don my mantle and title after the end? She stumbles from pain and exhaustion, fumbling clumsily for something to hold on - anything - and the cool tree bark against her burning, infection-fiery cheek is almost enough to make her cry. Solus, Hell, fucking anything, the relief the relief please--  A black-gauntleted arm circles her gently round the waist-- no no no no no please she's so tired, she can't fight anymore-- --and calm and sure-handed lifts her into the saddle, no matter her increasingly feeble struggles. Victoria could kill him. Victoria could kill him right now, reach down and pull her boot knife from its sheath and slam it frenzied through the gaps in his gorget again and again and again and again. Over and over until he lies in a pool of foul blood and she stands above him an eikon-killer like Solus in his prime, radiant and blazing in ferocious glory. But she is so tired. So weak, with the infection setting her blood afire.She doesn't have it in her, brutality like that. She never has. She doubts she ever will. Her killings are distant, remote, and if pressed up close, as cool and efficient as she's been drilled to be. So she rides instead, swaying gently in the saddle as the eikon keeps her upright with one cold and courteous arm. As though he's attentive, if things like that are capable of being mindful of others they have yet to make pawns. When her fingertips drift towards his sword, a black and twisted thing that calls, that cajoles her to take it, he gently takes her hand and rests it on the dark and weather-worn cantle of his saddle. Days and days, and no wildlife. No grunting deer. No rooting boars. No birdsong. Her companion is lord of the forest, and his subjects give him a wide berth. The horse - Sleipnir, how did she know that, he's never said a word - never stumbles once. And yet, at each stony patch or potruding snarl of roots, she clings determined to the saddle. The eikon's arm tightens around her middle or shoulders, whether possessive or protective; her injuries are not hard to miss, yet he seems to take care to mind them. With each lurch or wobble, a pulse of (idle? rueful? fond?) amusement echoes through her brain she knows is not her own. There are moments where Victoria isn't certain whether she's a trophy or a prisoner. The eikon, in his silence, provides no answer one way or the other. He never does, not even when they reach the sun-streaked borders of the Shroud and he so nobly, so gently, so gallantly helps her down from his monstrous steed. After days of pain and trauma and raw, near-blinding fear, Victoria struggles to find the words.

"Thank you," she rasps. The horseman graciously inclines his head. Do you see what I see in you, little huntsman? Little Odin-that-might-be? Victoria has no answers, and gives him none in turn. The Lord of the Hunt bows in his saddle, regal and elegant, and turns his steed to ride majestic into his demesne. Two wars and half a lifetime later, Victoria Castellus still wonders if she dreamed of riding with Odin Himself.

#ffxivwrite #FFXIVWrite2020 #holy unreliable narration Batman #look I needed at least one unreliable narrator piece and by god I was gonna get one #did this actually happen? #we just don't know #neither does victoria #and Odin isn't telling #no don't worry she's not on track to primalhood #she doesn't want to be and I don't want her to be #my writing #I started writing this while drunk and gave up on decorum halfway through #no this is not supposed to be skeevy he's just politely giving her a ride out of courtesy #if primals can be courteous #fuck it I'll do what I want within reason #you knew damn well Odin was gonna show up at some point #it's tradition #At Your Side All Along #though if it did happen it probably didn't happen like this