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#fuck trump forever
theobot · 9 months
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a very merry trump jail to you all this fine evening
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Sick and tired already of American liberals immediately trying to somehow make what's happening in Brazil somehow republicans fault.
It's literally Fucking Democrats.
You wanna be mad at people spreading right wing ideology and platforming extremists? Blame Democrats.
Republicans arent the ones intentionally platforming extremists in the first place. ACTUAL normal Republicans are PISSED that they keep losing to extremists who run on a Republican ticket. And they're even more pissed that most people wouldn't even KNOW about the extremist candidates if it wasn't for Democrats intentionally shoving them into people's faces with campaign ads "raising awareness" about extremist candidates.
Democrats may talk shit about Trump but they love him as a candidate even more than Republicans do. Even fucking Bernie Sanders. Yeah. The "left-wing" socdem everyone simps over? He likes Trump too.
Democrats have incentive to keep Trump supporters and extremists on the ballot and they've admitted it.
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Republicans are MORE divided over trump than Democrats are.
Take as much time as you need with that.
Then, when you're over it start demanding that Democrats who pretend to hate Trump in interviews and press conferences only to turn around and fund, platform, and aid far right campaigns... Be removed from office.
Demand they stop HELPING trump's picks. Republicans are NOT fucking doing that. They're doing the opposite. Why? Cuz it's costing them seats. Which, sure okay might be a little biased of a reason but at least they fucking have a reason. At least they're TRYING.
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No, I don't want Republicans in charge of anything either but you know what I would NEVER risk to stop it? Putting a fucking white supremacist on the ballot and helping right-wing ideology spread globally JUST so a Democrat can have a seat instead.
Like WHAT
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cosmic-d1ce · 1 year
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if any of the kids were to accidentally trigger something for phil durring babysitterza days, what would they do ? would they try to help or just instantly send someone out to call for an adult (and if so which adult(s) would they call for?) - 💿
Its inevitable that one of them would. Given how a lot of eggs are, Bobby and Ramon in particular, they are bound to trigger Phil at some point
When they do, Richas is absolutely the first to act, he stops everything and gets everyone's attention because he has seen this before. He has been with Phil for months of his imprisonment and he knows how to deal with it. He can work out what triggered him and get rid of it quickly
Chayanne is the one that gets help from an adult, usually Missa, and if he's not available, Bad and sometimes Wilbur bc even if hes evading his own guilt he still wants to help
And if Richas isn't there, Tallulah tries to help as best she can. She's a very smart kid, despite being the least developed and "youngest" egg. She's very good at comforting Phil and having a kid around helps calm him a lot
All of the eggs stop what theyre doing as soon as they notice and have varying methods of helping. Bobby shuts everyone up, Chayanne gets help, Dapper makes sure the environment is calm, Ramon takes Chayanne's place as protector egg, Tallulah sometimes plays music and Richas figures out what went wrong
Phil feels really bad that the kids have to help him but they all make sure he knows its okay and he cant help it and theyre big kids now and know how to help!!
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mayrine · 1 year
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Ok so here is my live reaction to slime and philzas streams, and a bit of bad and foolish at the end
yooo new people
so phil is a sugar daddy to forever now
pizza  pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza
mariana is geggs father
gegg fucking died
bro forever is fucking crazy i love him
THEY WENT TO THE FUCKING STRIP CLUB YOUR CHILDREN ARE GONE WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FLIPAAAAAAAA
oh the eggs are cracked now
WHERE IS SHEEEEEEEE  AND TRUMP AND TILIN WHERE ARE THEYYY   IM C RYING I THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE BACK
new egg cool
Where are they :(((((
bobby don’t kill the new egg
i didn’t think that i would ship quackity with mariana and slime but here we are
why is forever crying because he found out phil is married and has a kid heLLO???
yoo mariana and slime remarrige arc coock and ball turture
chayane TECHNO WOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD OF YOU
TALLULAH IS FINE GUYS thank god
mariana and slime wholesome moment????? it’s this really possible???  misclick duo ferover <3
ok they are having sex on sream now
forever and quacity are grinding on philza. That’s cool.
did dapper just one hit bad?? the hell?? how are dapper and bobby so strong??
THEY ARE EGGS!!!!
DID THE NEW EGG FUCKING DIED?????????? FUCK THIS i’m going to bed
lmao leonardas tantrum was so fun, Foolish was trying so hard to make them wear their arrmor
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wewerealwaysthere · 1 year
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And even on US Postage Stamps
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cookinguptales · 11 hours
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sorry hang on tarot requests might be delayed by a few minutes I'm sending a furious alumna email
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moonlitmosss · 1 month
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i cant. stop drawing ctechno. its a proble.m
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genderqueer-hippie · 3 months
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Send help there's a loud man in the living room proudly declaring that "SMOKING IS FINE MARLBOROS WON'T KILL YOU MY GRANNY SMOKED TIL SHE WAS EIGHTY JUST LET ME COUGH VIOLENTLY FOR A FEW SECONDS BEFORE YELLING ABOUT SCIENCE BEING GARBAGE"
This is why I don't interact with my neighbors. These people are so stupid it's embarrassing.
And yeah this dumbass is harmless, all things considered. He's just loud and dumb. Now get the fuck out of my house.
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themanwhowouldbefruit · 7 months
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cannot even begin to describe how suicidal i was in june-oct 2020 tho fr fr it was like full body electric bone melting disease 24 hours a day 7 days a week for 7 months 🫡
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thequeeninyellowlace · 9 months
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HELL YES HALLELUJAH THANK YOU FANI WILLIS
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cyarskaren52 · 1 year
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Smiling...
Rubbing hands together...
Fucker is going down...
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chrysocomae · 1 year
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I hope Indictment Week actually happens unlike the fabled Infrastructure Week
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thym0ckingb1rd · 2 years
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That is all, You’re MAGAtards or Redneck Koneheads. Fuck the GOP and everyone who still Orochu suck their peanut Dick.
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There ya go, All you Red Hat wearing Communist and Kanye West Wannabes can be triggered or offended all you want. I’m getting Joe Biden or his party re-elected in 2024. To make alt-right Rednecks drink Clorox Again!
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ionlytalktodogs · 2 years
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I feel like trauma dumping on main so who wants to hear something off the fucking rails that actually happened to me?
My grandmother is a big alt-right Fox News loving Donald Trump fan. She had this picture of Trump propped up, staring at me while I ate. No one was in the room so I just kinda took it and put it facing down so I didn’t have to stare ol’ Donny in the face while I ate my turkey and avocado sandwich.
My grandma came in, took the picture of Trump, and, as if talking about her own child, started to say things like, “I love this man, don’t you love this man?” Just…insisting I talk about loving Donald Trump. I said that I actually don’t care for the man very much. She was shocked and horrified and started to go on a rant about how she thought I was “smarter” than “kids these days.” I said, actually, I don’t support either party (I left out the part where I don’t support either party bc I’m further left than both of them 💀) and George Washington believed that political parties would be the undoing of American democracy. I felt like maybe that last part was a bit too,, idk,,, much for her so to soften the blow I just added something like, “Not that George Washington was a saint or anything, I’m just saying.”
She immediately demanded to know what George Washington had ever done wrong as if this was a fifteen page google docs call out post that wouldn’t load on her browser so I just mumbled something like, “He enslaved people…” This prompted her to ask a very interesting question, “Would you shoot someone in the face to fight against slavery?” That’s exactly how she worded it. Much to her surprise, since I’m pretty anti-guns, I said yeah. I’d shoot someone in the face if it meant slavery would be dead and gone. I think “fuck slavery” is a relatively agreed upon statement, at least where I come from.
She proceeded to say that slavery was something that had been done for a long time and that many people fought for. Similar to abortion. If we had a war to stop slavery, surely we can have a war to stop abortion!
I replied with, “How did we jump from slavery to abortion I’m so confused I am just trying to eat a sandwich.” She continued to say that abortion is when they rip off a baby’s skull and suck it’s brain out with a plunger?????? That’s REALLY how she worded it. Just pretending all the other stuff about that is true, a PLUNGER? You really don’t think they’d at least use like…medical equipment. Like shouldn’t at least the PLUNGER be a red flag that this is fake and Fox News is feeding her lies. Idk. Anyway I explained that that has never happened and is not real and I don’t know where she saw that but it was fake.
She goes on to say that she had an abortion herself and now god hates her and she prays every day for his forgiveness.
To say I was speechless is an understatement. For the past 30 years this woman has been actively trying to get abortion rights rolled back, she’d call her state and talk to them about it (they’d just say sorry dude it’s not our law it’s the federal government’s), she’d preach to anyone who’d listen, so to hear that she had an abortion is uhh…a little shocking.
Realizing I had heard something I probably wasn’t meant to hear, I just muttered, “Okay bye” and walked away but she followed me and then asked if I’d fight a civil war for abortion (is that??? Something she thinks is going to happen???) so in my frustration I said the phrase that would be my undoing,
“Yes, okay?! I’d shoot you in the face to protect my right to an abortion.”
And then I realized I was fucked. I already risked getting excommunicated from the family for being a lesbian, saying this was guaranteed death. But then I realized that what she said, that she had an abortion, is way worse in my family’s eyes than me saying I’m pro-choice. Which is super fucked up obviously but welcome to my family.
Then she grabbed me by my torso really hard and said that I can’t tell anyone and she knows I won’t because we have a “mother daughter relationship” which is terrifying she says that constantly and I freak the fuck out every time she says it that is an incredibly horrific thing to say to your grandchild, who has a very alive very loving mother. And I said, “Oh of course I’ll never tell anyone!” And then went and told my mom immediately.
So yeah that’s my trauma dump about my weird anti-choice grandmother. I swear this is real but honestly I probably wouldn’t believe this post either if I saw someone else make it.
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area51-escapee · 16 days
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I know all I do is bitch and complain but I have to see stupid every time I look at my phone. I don’t know how to explain to people in a way that will get through their heads that nobody is saying Trump would be better for Palestine. Ain’t nobody here saying Trump would be better for anything. The point of not voting for Biden isn’t because you think Trump is better, it has nothing to do with Trump and everything to do with showing somebody that there ARE consequences to not listening to the people you’re begging to vote for you.
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