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ultimateblogfootball · 3 months
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Here are some jokes that Kloopo was saying about the Trent injury update "on the catwalk" really Jürgen, he recovered from knee injury before the Milan Fashion week all jokes aside 😅😅😅
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pencildragons · 19 days
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people who are potentially following alice, ranked from most to least likely and also least to most funny:
mr bonzo
colin
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michael knifehands
stupid motherfucking jurgen leitner
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world-fire-entity · 2 months
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Istg, Jonny and Alexander J Newall are enough of little bastards to see all the people wanting Tim and Michael and Sasha and—
THEN ONLY BRING BACK F***IN JURGEN LEIGHTNER
Book eating selfish inane ponce of an arse Jurgan Leightner
Garbage disposal of a man with a 14 year olds keen obsession with Slenderman Jurrgen leightner
Capricious son of a decimal point of a percentage JURGEN leightner
AND THEN MAKE HIM AN UNCLE FIGURE TO GERARD KARY CUZ IT’D BE FUNNY
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blurrycow · 1 year
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would gerry beating up leitner be considered a keaysmash
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In honor of Brutal Pipe Murder Day
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Fare thee well, Jurgen Leitner. May flights of wicked Eye clerics smash thee to thy rest
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nem0-nee · 10 months
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Introducing Jurgen's Lightener! The Official sponsor of the Circus of The Other! Approved by The Stranger due to its amazing moisturizing properties that make any kind of skin feel brand new!!
Ofc it's made with real Leitners and maybe Leitner himself /j
Bonus:
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football managers + "fixing" players
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dullard · 16 days
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your honor my client is just getting a little napoleon bonaparte with it
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ursarminoris · 2 months
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Little meme for part 2 of season 4 with Master Joris.
I'm proud of it you know 🥲
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ashes-in-a-jar · 2 years
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There is no way in any hell that putting his name in at least some books didn't cost Jurgen Leitner something.
Stranger Books who thrive on taking your identity? Eye books who want to Know you? Web books who take your name to control you? No way in any of the fourteen hells that Jurgen Leitner did not unleash upon himself some wrath of sorts by putting his actual fucking name in a book even if he was never the one to physically touch it
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liverpool-enjoyer · 4 months
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Wtf Is going on at Liverpool FC 😭😭😭
agdkdj ok so assuming youre referring to the post you liked jus before this,,, saka fuckin bodied kostas so hard he in turn bodied klopp who was standing nearby n kostas broke his fuckin clavicle in the fall,,, you cant make this shit up 😭😭
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(gif credit to @cherishlaluna)
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kraeki · 6 months
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Klopp’s reaction to Man Utd 0 - 3 Newcastle 😭
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magpod-confessions · 1 month
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I really hope that Augustus in tmagp is NOT Jonah Magnus. Like, he's had his time as the villain. He should stay dead, and allow room for a fun new villain to take the spotlight.
As for who Augustus' voice actually is, I think the idea of it being Leitner is very funny, though I don't know if I actually believe it. Maybe it's a totally new character. I like new characters. I just don't want it to be Jonah.
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funkyfreshdeath · 2 months
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Putting my money on Jurgen Leitner being [ERROR] from the tunnels
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neonsxs · 2 months
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‼️kinda TMAGP 10 spoilers‼️
^(But like not really)
Okay, but wouldn't it be like so funny if [ERROR] would just be Jurgen Leitner. I know there is like 99% chance it won't happen (one percent for the fact that it's Jonny Sims, so anything could happen). It would just be so hilarious, like the fandom hating him, and then he just comes back.
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lfcgirl23 · 15 days
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Ultimate 😜
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Credit to LFCAndalusia23's 'LFC Incorrect quotes' on AO3
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