#fuuuuuuck this was so good

[roosterbox]

It’s Done

I’ve finished watching Hannibal. And honestly idk how y’all survived that finale back in 2015. Goddamn.

Anyway, I took notes. Spoilers, obviously.

Notes on The Wrath of the Lamb

Oooooooh boy here we fucking goooooo. Idk if I’m ready for this, guys

Poor Chilton. Really.

And poor Reba! She’s so awesome.

Richard Armitage is really great as Dolarhyde.

He’s got such a deep fucking voice, damn son.

Go Reba go!

This is my last time seeing this intro. *sighs*

Side note: at least half of the ads I’ve gotten on Hulu since watching this show have been kind of queer themed. I’m not gonna say it was because of Hannibal, but I’m not not saying that either, lol.

Will and Reba, awww. These two.

Will is such a good, ugh. I love him.

Dig dat memory palace

Get you a man that looks at you like Hannibal Lecter looks at Will Graham.

“What a cunning boy you are.” HANNI you’re such a FLIRT, stahp.

Is he stopped? Is he really, Will?

All of Will and Hannibal’s scenes in the second half of season 3 are like two birds doing a matching pair of outrageous mating dances. While also shit-talking each other the whole time. Their courtship game is next level.

THE HAND ON THE GLASSSSSSS my hearrrrrrrt

Will tries breaking Hannibal’s heart again, lol.

Oh shiiiiiiit. Told you he wasn’t stopped, Will.

Francis, if you hurt my baby boy…

Jimmy and Zeller! I’m gonna miss you guys when this ends. Even you, Zeller.

Bedelia! I’m sure I’ll see you again…

Also Will is sooooooo bitchy to her, lmao. He’s so jealous.

But Bedelia does know all.

“Meat’s back on the menu” FORESHADOWING, lmao. I love jealous, bitchy Will so much.

Yeeesh, poor Chilton. It’s kinda strange, because if this had happened to movie!Chilton? I wouldn’t have cared. Movie!Chilton is a true and irredeemable asshole of the highest order. But something (be it the writing or Raul Esparza) made series!Chilton into a more interesting, sympathetic, well-rounded character than his film counterpart. Never would have thought going in that I’d actually like Frederick Chilton, lol.

Gotta say, I’m not super fond of Alana’s post time skip hairstyle. But that’s just me.

Hanni hopes Chilton won’t be very ugly. Nice reference to the Red Dragon book, though he was talking about Will in that.

I love it when Hannibal gets all menacing. I don’t actually find Mads that intimidating as a person, but when he gets like that? Almost.

“I’ll say pretty please.” Oh I’m sure you will, Will. I’m sure you will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

All of their fucking scenes are supercharged with sexual tension, my god.

“I need you, Hannibal.” And just like that, all of Hanni’s fantasies are coming true. Well, almost all of them. We’ll get back to that…

The escape. Yessssss.

Oh hey Francis. Fancy seeing you here.

“Going my way?” ASDFGHJKJHGFDS THESE GUYSSSSSS

The way Will looks at Hannibal ASDFJKLBFJBLK I cannot.

btw I still remember that Bryan Fuller said that Will and Hannibal’s “lips were busy” while the time passed. Don’t think I’ve forgotten, lmao.

And they’ve changed clothes, hmmmmm

There’s the Goldberg Variations again.

“My compassion for you is inconvenient, Will” might as well have said he loves him, lol.

IT BEGINS.

Hanni deliberately stood in front of the window (and Will) to take the bullet.

WILL! Francis, you touched his FACE! His beautiful FACE! How could you?!

Pull out that knife, Will.

They kill as a team. How romantic 🥰 And thus marks the moment when literally all of Hannibal’s deepest fantasies came true.

Damn, son. Daaaaamn.

I love to see my baby boy go so FERAL. It’s my favorite headcanon about how they kill together: Hanni is very clean, collected, almost elegant. Whereas Will will go straight savage on a motherfucker.

The blood spreads like wings. That’s cute.

Oh my goooooood it’s HAPPENING.

“This is all I ever wanted for you, Will. For both of us.” AHHHHHHHH!

“It’s beautiful.” I AM SCREAMING AND CRYING AND ROLLING ON THE FLOOOOOOR.

I think I love this song tbh.

The EMBRACE.

The FALL.

And then they went on the run. Also they got married. And fucked. A lot.

OH HEY Bedelia. Bon Appetit!

And with that… my first time Hannibal viewing journey comes to an end. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t very emotional about it. Also about that cliff scene, GODDAMN. I’ll see about doing a big write up about my thoughts tomorrow. It’s getting a bit late for that now.

Summary: I loved it.

I’m off to read more fanfics, lol.

#nbc hannibal #hannigram #rooster watches Hannibal #rooster takes notes while watching things #first time viewing #the wrath of the lamb #fuuuuuuck this was so good #lol

[blurglesmurfklaine]

“Woah, you win the lottery or something?”

Jack doesn’t know why he asks the guy in front of him at the checkout line that, but he does. Half the time, he couldn’t give an explanation to why he says the things he does. He took one look at the huge pile of merchandise on the conveyor belt, overheard the cashier calculate the total, and couldn’t help himself.

“Nope,” the customer says casually, swiping his card through the machine. “Just having a mental breakdown.” He turns towards Jack, lips pursed in an awkward smile, and throws up a peace sign.

Jack blinks. “Oh,” he says stupidly. He scrubs a hand behind his neck. “Uh, sorry.”

“Don’t be,” the stranger replies as he bags his various items—ranging from a throw pillow with the word I’m Pretty Sure I Seized The Wrong Day embroidered on it, to a coffee mug that says Live, Laugh, Lubricant. “You’re not the dumbass roommate who got us evicted with an illegal gambling ring.”

Jack opens his mouth to reply, but isn’t sure he’d know what to say anything.

The young man lifts up the pillow, frowning at the vomit green fringes sewn onto the obnoxiously turquoise fabric. “This is the ugliest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. Why on earth did I buy it?”

“I have a theory,” Jack says.

The guy starts laughing, loud and obnoxious and it should be the most off putting thing in the world, but Jack is utterly enthralled.

This might be the most peculiar person Jack’s ever met, which is an incredibly high bar. Jack desires him carnally.

“You’re funny,” the guy says, cracking a real, genuine smile this time, and Jack feels his insides become putty in this stranger’s hands. “I’m Davey.”

“Jack.” He grins, extending a hand that Davey takes in a shake. “We should hang out sometime.”

#javid #Javey #newsies #Jack Kelly #David Jacobs #wow look at me I’m writing! #this is two shakes from crack #sorry y’all I’m having a bit of a mentie b #and I don’t believe in love anymore except in fiction #the way some people don’t believe in ghosts but live horror movies #so this is how I’m coping I guess #reblog it so I don’t have to up my antidepressants #god this isn’t even good I’m gonna vomit fr fr what the FUUUUUUCK #someone get me a pillow I can scream into #wow look at me im writing!

[blackbeardsemophase]

#WHAT THE FUCK HE LOOKS SO GOOD? #HE ALWAYS DOES BUTNSNDNSNSN #fuuuuuuck #stede bonnet #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2

[marsdemo]

man

#no home spoilers #this comic is so good at making me go Wow just like when i was a kid. fuuuuuuck #eff

[4ragon]

Me trying desperately not to purchase another cookbook: I don't have a problem

#fuuuuuuck it looks so good though #i love cooking!!!!! #i'm going to make a kimchi sandwich!!!!!

[strebcr]

TRAILER DROPPED TRAILER DROPPED TRAILER DROPPED TRAILER DROPPED!!

#The lack of S//tre//ber makes sad but hopefully he'll be in the actual episode 🤞 #Just a dandy pineapple in space #Even if Streber isn't in the episode IM STILL PUMPED AS FUUUUUUCK IT LOOKS SO GOOD

[sunshineting]

… I would watch the tape 🙂

#i hate his guts #he’s so toxic #but fuuuuuuck #when he said good girl I almost came #doffy #donquixote doflamingo #one piece

[angeltism]

I'm sooo hot

#➳ the fool speaks #srry jk I'm Nawt . i love myself . i mean i could be less mentally ill but my looks ? my interests ? my taste in music ? #again if i were someone else and knew me . does that make sense . I'd have the FATTEST fucking crush on myself godddddd #cute brunette with glasses who occasionally dresses like . vaguely alt ? who listens to rock ? fuuuuuuck it'd be over for me #i kinda am my own type honesy #*honestly #from my looks to how i try to be with my partner to my interests to like 95% of my personality #mmmmmmphhh #i mean I'd benefit from someone who's less dramatic than I am and complains less openly n stuff . erm #but I'm working on that !! so I'm on track to become my own ideal partner actually . i should just buy a big mirror and wheel it around w m #everywhere and date myself . joke . i crave intimacy with another separate living being . but still DAMNNNN i love myself . I'm nawt perfec #but I'm going a pretty damn good job at this whole life thing . so far . i guess ! #** feel i should clarify ''srry jk I'm nawt'' is ''sorry haha nevermind I'm nawt sorry I'm super hot and unapologetically think that way #about myself'' but i think w the rest of this it's obvious i meant it that way djdjsjdjdj

[tiredstressedemotionalmess]

heads up bc i just learned how to edit all my works simultaneously, I AM GOING TO BE LOCKING ALL MY WORKS ON AO3. THEY WILL ONLY BE VISIBLE TO REGISTERED USERS SO IF UR A FAN OF MY STORIES AND YOU DONT HAVE AN ACCOUNT NOW IS THE TIME TO GET ONE

im gonna leave ttid up as public for now so i can give people a warning in the next chapter, and after that it will be locked as well. i fucking hate that i have to do this but i hate the idea of my shit being stolen by ai even more

#seriously fuuuuuuck ai #ao3 #i put this off for as long as possible but i keeping hearing more and more ppl talking abt ai scraping #and i just saw a post showing how to mass edit works so i figured nows as good a time as any

[sapphire-weapon]

OH FUCK THE CAPCOM SHOWCASE IS TOMORROW

OH FUCK SEPARATE WAYS

WHY THE FUCK DID YOSHI-P PICK TONIGHT TO DROP THE FFXVI DEMO

My brain isn't going to be able to take being pulled in two different directions like this. Hopefully the XVI demo just makes me go "ok cool this will be good when it comes out" instead of obsessed with Mr. Clive Final Fantasy and how much I want to suck his cock holy shit I want to suck that man's cock.

I'm not ready I need more time in RE why is XVI coming out so soon uuuggghhhhh

#and to think #prior to RE4make coming out i was like #man i hope RE4make is good enough to hold me over until XVI #AND NOW I AM THE ONE IN THE CLOWN MAKEUP #BECAUSE RE4MAKE WAS ACTUALLY SO GOOD THAT I DON'T WANT XVI TO COME OUT AT ALL YET #fuuuuuuck #i just built this community here with you guys #i dont wanna lose it 😔

[xamaxenta]

I ended up not sleeping at all

#i am so fucking tired #I just lay here all night #well its my fault i went crazy hard during my cardio and didnt stretch properly so my legs and everything really hurt lmao #i wanted to take painkillers earlier but idk if mixing painkillers and alcohol was a good idea so i didnt and now on the only day off i get #i didnt sleep a t al and its bright as fuck outside and i cant go to sleep when it’s bright fuuuuuuck #💀 guess i cant draw today bc i know ill just be sloppy about it and wont do a good job #its nearly 10 am impossible try sleep more #i took some painkillers half an hour ago and that helped finally im no longer squirming abt like a dumbfuxh

[nastiwolfpup]

Just fucked myself into a fucking stupor with my new toy and holy fuck my legs are so weak my mind is clouded I am OUT OF IT

#Basically raped myself w it and fuuuuuuck it felt so good #Nasti Speaks

[yo9urt]

horrible things have happened in ball dur's gait 3

#mine #i. um. well. no good way to say this #when i was planning this run i wanted my final party to be me shart astarion (ofc) and karlach bc i think composition wise #we all have good roles (im wizard) and bc ive seen clips of star and kar being like best pals and i was like AWWW #and i wanted that for both of them and also kar is just fun i love her anyway #well. i didnt run into her until several hours into the tiefling druid quest story thing #and apparently i made the wrong decisions because when i did get to her my only option was to kill her #i tried knocking her out first to see if i could maybe recruit after but nope. it was either kill her or kill the paladins #and i was like fuuuuuuck i dont want to do either of those things (couldnt see a tangible benefit to killing the paladins) #(an article said that if you make the wrong grove choices she just will not join you at all so i was like well. ok) #i know she has that like engine thing going on so i rationalized it in my head as a mercy kill but i feel SO BAD.... #im never ever doing that to her again and ive resolved to make sure my next run is me shar star and kar like i wanted #(next run will be resistant durge) #anyway. in brighter news i finally got my companions to like me i think #also got the bite scene. so..... anyway................

[kxllerblond]

I think the absolute beauty of Clark's story is, in itself, it is Lisa Thompson's victory. His mother defied statistics and survived his birth, she raised him not just as a single mother but a single human mother to a supernatural creature that didn't just not have a community to get knowledge from but was an actively sought after creature to kill during its adolescence. She survived, she made sure he survived. She gave him an angel's name as his middle name as a FU to both the celestial and damned and she raised him with love and care despite everything.

And with this arc of healing Clark's going through where he's letting himself FEEL again, that's allllll her, baby. All the good parts of Clark were Lisa and they couldn't be snuffed out and they're peeking through whatever bullshit Clark tried to smother them with to protect himself.

She really said the world will not harm my child in a way that lasts and put her whole ass self into that goal and by golly she's accomplished it, even from the grave.

#screaming from the rooftops: i love clark's mom so so so MUUUUUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #she's not perfect and ykno every parent leaves cracks on their child no matter how good but godddddd #his spite comes from her 100% lmao. she said if the world wants to abandon us then im going to teach my kid to survive despite it #because fuuuuuuck you #tbd #anyway so when clark is tender and soft and treats you like #the world even if for a short moment you can thank lisa besties mmm mmm mmm

[eucalyptusbuck]

waited five years for a fall out boy album, and god. it was so worth it. its so gorgeous and i can hear all the effort put into it and fuck. it’s THEM. all four of them. 

#i just adore them so much #and every single thing about this album is so full of love #i keep seeing people talk about how pete and patrick are incredible #and they are #but fuck joe and andy also made this #and i love them so much #and its so good #and i just #FUUUUUUCK #fall out boy

[arowrath]

FUCK MY STUPID BAKA LIFE FOR REAL. i put on soooo much sunscreen and STILL GOT SUNBURNT. fuck this stupid baka world

#text #FUUUUUUCK -___- #its cuz i didnt wear my hawaiian shirt when i was In the kayak only on the beach #and the life jacket shifted my tank top around so now my shoulders. are burnt. and my left arm is also mildly burnt bc i was standing and #sitting with tthat side towards the sun at the beach #FUCK MY STUPID BAKA LIFE FOR REAL #also UGHHH its SO obviouswhere i didnt put sunscreen bc i was sure i wouldnt get burnt on my shoulders bc of the life jacket #STUPID!!! BAKA!!!! LIFE!!!!! #it is my first sunburn all summer tho which is cool #i have been soooo good at sunscreen otherwise