#gallowscalibrator

[bitterbluebells]

National Homestuck day 🎉

#fanart #digital art #medibang #digital artist #homestuck #homestuck headcanons #homestuck fanart #andrew hussie #terezi pyrope #homestuck terezi #terezi fanart #homestuck trolls #gallowsCalibrator #homestuck 413 #libra

[designatedkilljoy]

TA: what? cant you 2ee iim bu2y.

#homestuck #sollux #sollux captor #after YEAR2 ii fiinally diid another full drawiing #codiing hour2 #gallowscalibrator #erisol #but iit2 liike miinor piitch erii2ol iig

[outskirts-of-life]

found a tattoo artist who gave me a terezi tattoo :3

#homestuck #tattoo #tattoos #tattooed boys #tattooed girls #terezi pyrope #andrew hussie #hot tattoed girl #hot tattooed boy #me #my face #gallowscalibrator #blindness #beta trolls #body art #selfie #karkat x terezi #vriska x terezi #terezi fanart

[erkythehero23]

GC has entered the chat!!

#finally done aaaaaaa #homestuck #erky art #terezi #terezi pyrope #homestuck terezi #gallowscalibrator

[weedsollux]

bro can you lowkey pass me the shadow crystal

#gallowsCalibrator #t #nfo

[wikipediagrams]

#gallowsCalibrator #wikipedia #diagram #cranefly #insect #entymology #scalefreesystem #limonia triocellata #https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limonia_triocellata

[derpymidnight]

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #terezi pyrope #seer of mind #gallowscalibrator #karka vantas #knight of blood #carcinogeneticist #homestuck trolls #alternia #fake twitter generator #memes #funny #andrew hussie

[emmejayy]

come in!

#ASKS #SIGNED GALLOWSCALIBRATOR

[its-a-secret-to-everybody-20]

Unusual NSFW ask #2?

UM. YES. YES I HAVE

NOT IDEAL CONSIDERING THE CLEANUP SITUATION TBH

#ASKS #SIGNED GALLOWSCALIBRATOR

[grafitti-translator]

H3LLO 1 S33 TH4T YOUR3 4RGU1NG DO YOU N33D 4 L4WY3R FOR TH4T

(@gallowscalibrated)

7hank you for 7he offer bu7 I would ra7her cull my2elf before 7aking anyone 7o cour7

#if 7he law i2 willing 7o do any7hing again27 you #7hen you are no7 7he kind of 7roll i would have facing i7 #my po27 #a2k #gallowscalibrated

[airprime7]

Why am I seeing so many fake posts on my dash? Like, there's ones from all sorts of made up realities, I'm surprised I haven't seen ones set in webcomics or whatever.

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♊️ twinarmageddons reblogged

♊️ twinarmageddons

all of you iidiiot2 need two 2hut up about computer2 unle22 you know what you're talkiing about. ii 2wear ii 2aw 2ome guy telliing people two pour water on theiir keyboard2 two clean them.

♉️ adiostoreador

uH,,,

iS THAT NOT HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO, uH, dO IT,

♊️ twinarmageddons

oh my fuckiing god 2ome people are actual iidiiot2

#ii mean come on you actually beliieved that

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♑️ terminallycapricious

wAsSuP mOtHeRfUcKeRs???

#HoNk

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♌️ arseniccatnip reblogged

♌️ arseniccatnip

:33 < hiii!!!

:33 < my name is nepeta leijon, and this is my furst post!

:33 < i like shipping, and rolepurrlaying, and hunting

:33 < i have troll pawtism, so i might not be the best at understanding things. sorry if i get confused!

:33 < i also do art, and my commissions are open! purrlease don't ask me to draw trolls pailing, i'm only 6

:33 < bye! :33

♋️ carcinogeneticist

HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO PUT YOUR FULL NAME IN YOUR PINNED POST.

DON'T YOU KNOW THE FIRST RULE OF GRUMBLR IS NEVER USE YOUR REAL NAME, YOU IDIOTIC EXCUSE FOR A PERSON.

♒️ caligulasaquarium Follow

wwhy is your text grey

♋️ carcinogeneticist

I DON'T KNOW, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE, FISH FACE.

🤡 i-say-honk Follow

hOnK!

♋️ carcinogeneticist

FUCK OFF, TC, WE ALL KNOW IT'S YOU.

THIS STUPID "GIMMICK BLOG" ISN'T EVEN FUNNY.

♌️ arseniccatnip

:33 < @carcinogeneticist @caligulasaquarium @i-say-honk kill yourselves

#:33 < :33

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♍️ grimauxiliatrix reblogged

♈️ apocalypsearisen Follow

im dead n0w

♍️ grimauxiliatrix

Mood

#Honestly I Cant Believe I Made It Through This Week Alone

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♋️ carcinogeneticist reblogged

👻 ectobiologist Follow

hi! how do i use this app?

♋️ carcinogeneticist

HUMAN ALERT.

@human-alarm

👤 human-alarm Follow

BEEP

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♐️ centaurstesticle Follow

D -> The day we stop valuing horses is the day society collapses

♐️ centaurstesticle

D -> @cuttlefishculler Perhaps I do share some interests with the protagonist of the new popular movie starring Troll Ryan Gosling

D -> If anything that would be a compliment

D -> Not that that's something a f001 such as yourself would understand

♓️ cuttlefishculler Follow

)(-EY, I was just joking around. No need to start being c-rude!!! 380

♏️ arachnidsgrip Follow

Protagonist!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

What movie did you watch? 8ecause 8ar8ie is defin8ly the hero of the one I saw, hooves-for-8rains.

♈️ apocalypsearisen Follow

i liked the 0ne with the b0mb m0re

♒️ caligulasaquarium Follow

rustblood, opinion disregarded

♋️ carcinogeneticist

BLATANT HEMOPHOBIA ASSIDE, ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE OP'S URL?

♊️ twinarmageddons

forget that, cc ii2 the ACTUAL HEIIRE22

♋️ carcinogeneticist

HOLY SHIT, WHO CARES.

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♏️ arachnidsgrip reblogged

♏️ arachnidsgrip

You know, I think the murders were good for me.

♎️ gallowscalibrator Follow

VR1SK4, YOU K1LL3D 31GHTY-31GHT P3OPL3.

♏️ arachnidsgrip

Yeah, 8ut I'm over it now. It doesn't effect me anymore.

#I've moved on.

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💽 turntechgodhead Follow

man i cant believe troll steve jobs died of ligma

♉️ adiostoreador

wHO, uM, wHO'S TROLL STEVE JOBS?

#homestuck #unreality #fake posts #sollux captor #tavros nitram #gamzee makara #nepeta leijon #karkat vantas #eridan ampora #aradia medigo #kanaya maryam #john egbert #equius zahhak #feferi peixes #vriska serket #terezi pyrope #dave strider #grumblr

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

tumblrstuck

tipsyGnostalgic: i want 2 turn that mans prostate into silly putty

uranianUmbra: here's something i doodled dUring science class, lol!

centaursTesticle: D --> Please remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally. Anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history

twinArmageddons: fuckiing a robot giirl iin the a22 call that backend programmiing

gutsyGumshoe: Holy shit, I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit. Oh my god.

timaeusTestified: Anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car. It's so intimate. Turning him on...

carcinoGeneticist: SO LET'S TALK ABOUT WHERE SCRIMBLO'S ARC IS REALISTICALLY GOING. I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO ARGUE THAT HE'S BEING MANIPULATED, BUT THIS IGNORES THE FACT THAT THERE IS CLEARLY UNRESOLVED CONFLICT BETWEEN HIM AND BLEEBUS ABOUT THEIR MORALITIES.

turntechGodhead: happy propeller penis thursday

arachnidsGrip: "Scrim8lo and 8lee8us need to discuss their morality!" God for8id a path8tic 8oywife does some torture! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

arsenicCatnip: :33 < WHO IS HYPED FUR THE MEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

apocalypseArisen: guys were n0t getting a new album 0_0

adiosToreador: pLEASE STOP SENDING ME DEATH THREATS,

ectoBiologist: why is my whole dash talking about this band i don't even listen to...

gallowsCalibrator: H3Y BOY N1C3 KN1F3 WOUND C4N 1 PUT MY TONGU3 1N 1T

grimAuxiliatrix: I Am Going To Fall Into Lake Michigan

#source: @vampibur #tumblrstuck. everybody is mutuals and the dashboard is horrendous #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #quote #mod dave #roxy lalonde #calliope #equius zahhak #sollux captor #jane crocker #(and by proxy jake english) #dirk strider #karkat vantas #dave strider #vriska serket #nepeta leijon #aradia megido #tavros nitram #(vriska is sending him the death threats) #john egbert #terezi pyrope #kanaya maryam

[charmikarma]

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] --

GC: H3Y D4V3 D1D YOU KNOW TH4T B31NG BL1ND 4CTU4LLY STR3NGTH3NS YOUR OTH3R S3NS3S TG: i gathered that TG: considering how much you talk about licking shit TG: taste of my tears and all that GC: TH1S 1S NOT ABOUT T4ST3! GC: 1 4LSO H4V3 SUP3R1OR H34R1NG TG: ok can you get to the point TG: im kinda busy dealing with this ogre GC: http://tinyurl.com/TROLLST1CK3R GC: 3NJOY TH3 4BSOLUT3 P34K OF 34ST3RN 4LT3RN14N MUS1C D4V3 >:] TG: what TG: the hell TG: is this GC: ONLY TH3 GR34T3ST SONG 3V3R WR1TT3N! TG: its an assault on my ears is what it is TG: jesus christ GC: YOU JUST DON'T UND3RST4ND B3C4US3 YOUR PUNY HUM4N 34RS 4R3 1NF3R1OR

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling turntechGodhead [TG] --

#homestuck #dave strider #terezi pyrope #daverezi #kpop #mine #charmi writes #the link is just a youtube video you can mouseover it to verify. i'm not giving you a virus i promise

[killingmuse]

gallowsCalibrator

#terezi fanart #terezi pyrope #terezi #homestar runner #homestuck fanart #i love terezi #terezi hs #mspadventures

[weedsollux]

my scribe, the Android Iphone, Has delivered your message

#gallowsCalibrator #t #nfo

[sodapops0lstice]

Fgjfhshdg I forgot to do my mini review on this upd8. So let's do that.

Upd8 spoiler undercut obvs

At first this upd8 seems pretty basic, just bringing us up on what happened to the serkets HOWEVER there are some absolutely delightful tidbits sprinkled into this thing they you should be having court mandated batshit insanity over

Numero uno

THE NEW CHUMS???? And we all know what know new chums mean. New CHARACTERS!!! which I am SO here for like I think we can all agree that new characters are fun no matter what and kinda like how they semi jade effected these guys, only going bare glimpses of them before being introduced which is something I always like and it reminds me of how the trolls were slowly introduced.

I'm especially curious about recidivousGainsayer since it's a handle that doesn't follow the GCAT formula and we all know that's something only reserved for the importantest of importances meta wise, so whoever this pal is we should be on the look out

Also I'm hedging my bets that gavageCuncatation is a pyrope or at least tangentially related to the pyropes considering they've got the GC initials gallowsCalibrator. You get it. You understand. You're smart.

Numero uno+uno

Nothing all that worth deliberating over but I just thought the jailbreak reference was charming

Numero dos dos-uno

"Vriska says to not let it get to you, but she's pretty much figured out that this whoooooooole timeline is phony. You know, inauthentic. Fake. Bogus even. She says it’s somehow the off brand equivalent of a universe and she really hopes you kept the receipt. You assure her that both you and this timeline are in fact, real as shit. She doesn’t seem convinced. She says it's mostly from the little things she's noticed. "

Vriska. Vriska what does that mean. Vriska are you implying something here. I don't like this Vriska.

Numero dos X 2

Finally!!!! Something is happening with the omega kids!!! They aren't just sitting around and being bullied by the plot! THANK YOU FOR GIVING VRISSY SOME AGENCY THAT GIRL NEEDED IT. glad to see she has some of that lalondian anarchy in here. Alpha Rose would be proud.

Number 5 in Spanish I dunno

Are my peepers tricking me? do I see ADULT sprites???? cause if so I am so thrilled because if you had followed me on my prev blog you would of known that I had a major issue with the cast still looking like kids and this is an absolute major plus (also Jane still looks absolutely fine in that suit I'm so not sorry I'm attracted to Jane.)

Numero 6

All I can really say here while not plagiarising someone else is: shit is about to get real and brother, I have popcorn.

#homestuck #hsbc #homestuck 2 #upd8