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skiplo-wave · 1 year
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Skip. My gawd! My boy is about to get exposed!😭 Did you hear about the drama going on in the paranormal community? A few people including Nick Groff himself is about to expose Zak Bagans. My heart cannot deal with this. A lot of people say though, including the few that is exposing his behavior said Zak never use to be like how he is now. I love the early days of Ghost Adventures and I occasionally watch them, especially right before spooky season. I did notice a huge change in Zak in the later seasons right before Nick left.
And this my friends is why you don't mess with this paranormal shit but Zak always taunted them and took things way to far. He messed with Indigenous rituals and Witchcraft to stir things up, doing things he was never trained in to do. He's probably possessed by a demon.
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Wasn’t expecting drama in ghost adventure fandom lol
Real talk hope it’s nothing extreme like he’s a predator. But more dude is an asshole with an ego
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roosterbox · 1 year
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I took some more notes while watching Hannibal, lol.
Fromage
Opening with Will at work. Nice.
God he’s gorgeous
Oh now what is this?
There’s a man outstanding in his field, loooool
Oh hi Tobias
Catgut? Sometimes they’re made of peeeeeoooople guts! Oooooooh, spooky!
I wish the opening titles were longer
Nice hat, Will
Aw Will. It was totally a date, wasn’t it?
Don’t worry Alana - you’ll find someone! And her name is Margot.
Ah, Franklin. You’re a bit sad and pathetic, but eh. I feel bad for you.
Oh damn! Turned him into an instrument!
Pretty gnarly
Jack, i love you, but leave my boy alone.
Do the thing
*woosh* *woosh*
Yay!
That’s right Will - manspread, lol.
I think I saw the corpse move. Oops. It happens.
“This is my design” *sounds of FBI agents cheering*
Garrett Hobbs, for a dude who died in the pilot, you’re sure sticking around. Like a bad stain.
Bedelia! I love her. Gillian Anderson is ❤️❤️❤️
Dang Will, way to be creepy, lol.
I goddamn love Bev. And I know what’s gonna happen to her and it makes me sad.
Hannigram time, woot!
I love when they work together.
“What do you see behind closed eyes?” Uhhhhhhh eyelids???
“Because he knows I’d tell you” Oooooh Franklin! Look at you with your insight!
Hanni and the theremin? Somehow this makes too much sense, lmao.
Making flys.
I think Will is wearing the ladder outfit. Not the episode with that scene in it, but still, *hannigram fangirling intensifies*
Will loves animals ❤️
KISS!
Willana? No thank you!
You wouldn’t be good for each other.
I’m sorry Will and Alana, but your soulmates are in another castle!
Dinner time!
“Don’t kill Franklin.” Awww Hannibal!
Aw shit, Tobias. Now Hanni has to kill you, lol.
Two killers talk about killing each other.
Moar hannigram!
“I kissed Alana Bloom” well hello to you too, Will.
Hanni is attempting not to be jealous.
Hannibal’s love language is feeding people. And, on occasion, feeding people PEOPLE.
“I met a man” Oh do tell!
“I’m not interested in being his friend.” AKA I’d rather be his boyfriend.
Careful Will…
Saved by the psychosis (actually the encephalitis, but we’re not supposed to know that yet, lol)
Ear ringing. That’s a very nice touch. I love when movies/shows remember that guns are LOUD.
Look at Hanni, being a responsible psychiatrist.
“I just killed two men.” Hanni immediately thinks of Will, and is concerned.
Awww Franklin.
Geez, Hanni! I guess being worried about Will makes him a tad more… murdery.
Farewell Franklin
Lmao what.
Hanni getting IN. TO. IT. I like it.
Ladder arm break, ouch.
Dayum, Hannibal.
Hanni sees Will, is visibly relieved.
“I feel like I’ve dragged you into my world”
THESE TWO MAH GAWD, they’re so into each other it’s ridiculous
Bedelia!
“I can’t help feeling responsible for what happened to Franklin” gee, maybe because YOU KILLED HIM WITH YOUR BARE HANDS, lmao
This fucking show, man.
Soooo this one was nice and gay. Even with the Willana kiss, lol.
Only one for tonight, though. Maybe I’ll tackle nine and ten tomorrow.
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justkeeptrekkin · 5 years
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The Library Is Open- a drag queen AU
This is a little present for my boo @ladycakepops​, with whom i have discussed 100000 Drag Race headcannons!! Luv u m8. 
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“Girl, you know she’s been using that same wig all week, yo, there’s flies comin’ outta that shit it’s so stanky.” “Oh no, here she comes, Miss Thing, lookin’ like she think she about to slay the runway but she left her fashion sense at home next to her ratchet-ass 100 Yen fake-lash kit. Oh no, sweetie.”
“And- oh, ladies and gentlemen boys and girls, you know the house gonna come down when Miss Kamui Woods strut on stage acting like she own the damn place, bitch looks like Groot, motherfucker.”
Club Hero erupts into joyous applause and roof raising laughter. It may be dark, the audiences’ faces obscured by the low lights, but Hizashi knows that they’re all smiling. Present Mic knows how to work a crowd. He can always count on his drag persona to keep the customers coming back with her witty one liners.
“And here she is- it’s Best Jeanist, girl, you know what I’m boutta say. Denim? Again? Where’s the variety? That doesn’t mean she don’t look good, though- whew, that waist is cinched to the gods henny. You’d. Betta. Work.”
At this point their careers, all the queens know that Mic will roast them till the cows come home. None of them take it personally. Any more, at least. At first, the obnoxious delivery didn’t exactly make Present Mic a very popular queen. But it didn’t take long for them to see the kind heart and smarts behind the overbearing facade.
They’re family, now.
“Here she is, Miss Tiger is here, hide your boyfriends, people, she comin’ for yo man- oh, nah, rewind, too late, she already run into him in the gym and snatched him at the weights section. Damn, you seen those muscles on that queen? Girl, she could lift me and through me out the window, I swear to Gawd.”
The laughter ripples through the place, a backdrop to the music that makes the floor vibrate a little, the queens strutting to the beat on stage in their runway looks. Mic sits backstage, watching with her microphone and peering at them over her sunglasses like she’s judging horses at the Kentucky races.
It all started out with presenting. That is how Present Mic found her drag name, after all. One night, Hizashi had come to visit Nemuri at Club Hero, having no clue how much it took to run a place like this. And, having never stepped foot in drag. He’d watched the runway behind stage with Nemuri, found a running commentary pouring out as the queens worked. The team backstage had loved it, and so had Nemuri. And Hizashi had been addicted to their attention, their laughter and encouragement to keep going. It lit a fire in him and gave him a purpose- entertaining. The last thing he’d expected was to find such a thing through drag.
“Mm Miss Shigaraki walkin’ on stage with that weird, spooky drag I know y’all love but come on, girl, I said it last week and I’ll say it again, put on some mothafuckin’ chapstick, yo.”
The audience screams at the burn. Mic grins.
“Mic.” He looks up from his seat to see Nemuri watching with a proud smile. She loves this place just as much as the rest of them. At the end of the day, if they really were to become a family, it’d be her family. House of Kayama.
“What’s up.” “They’re really rowdy tonight.” “You know I always give them what they want.”
The two of them watch as the queens step into formation for a dance routine. So very much not Mic’s thing. She has two left feet and could probably take someone’s eye out with her hair, styled the way it is.
Mic’s gaze drifts to the audience. And although it’s usually impossible to their expressions, there’s a small group of salary-men at the front, in the light of the stage, that draws Mic’s attention.
There’s a big guy. A big guy with red hair and a grizzly face, looks like he’d give Tiger or Vlad a run for their money. A mean looking fucker with a mean looking smile to match. The guy next to him, who looks, impossibly, even bigger, but more the gentle giant type- blonde and dopey and excited to be there. And then there’s the third guy. The third guy who’s shorter and less stocky but still broad shouldered. His tie is undone and his hair is slicked back, there’s stubble across his chin and a wicked looking scar on his cheek that makes Mic a little hot under the collar.
What troubles her most isn’t the big mean guy’s sneer as he laughs at the queens on stage- superior and mocking and all the things Mic hates. No, the thing that distresses her most is the look of utter indifference on the third guy’s face.
Bored? Here? Present Mic doesn’t settle for bored.
“Those assholes at the front,” Nemuri mutters, hands on her hips and a deathly look in her eyes.
Mic stares at them. The mean guy is shouting something, probably nothing worth getting kicked out over, but it’s getting the queens riled up. Nothing abnormal in a place like this- plenty come in just to laugh at them. But what they don’t know is that this place is protected. This is Club Hero. Every queen in here has her power, her own little quirk.
Mic’s about to show this dickhead her quirk.
“Don’t you worry, baby,” Mic assures with a grin and wild, wide eyes that she knows freaks people out. She lays a gentle hand on Nemuri’s arm. “I’mma get him, yo. I’mma get him.”
When Mic stands, leather creaks. Diamante studs shine from the disco ball above her head and her heels take her to six foot seven. With the hair- almost seven foot tall. And as she walks towards the stage, thigh-high boots squeaking and leather mini-dress riding up just the right amount, Mic feels as if she could take over the world.
It’s the confidence she needs to do this job. And do what comes next.
The place smells like hot stage lights and booze. The backstage crew sense her approaching quickly- a seven foot tall, leather and diamante clad drag queen is hard to miss. They all step aside and let Mic pass, business-like but hiding smiles, knowing what’s about to go down. Mic passes through, deadly and determined.
One of the crew speaks into the microphone. “Settle down ladies- the cockatoo is flying to the stage now.” As code names go, Mic supposes it’s pretty accurate. The wig is kind of bird like.
The sound of her heels click-clocking against the floor gives her the momentum she needs to step into the stage lighting and take a stand besides her sisters. They turn to measure Mic’s arrival, expressions mixed- some relieved, some just outright pissed at the fact that their dance routine has stopped. The red haired guy is drunk, it’s obvious- he’s shouting some bullshit that isn’t all that offensive, but it’s annoying. The blonde guy is trying to shut him up, looking just as angry as the queens. And the third guy- he looks downright threatening. The look of disgust and disdain that he’s throwing at the red haired guy is impressive. That’s some shade right there. And he’s saying something that the dude can’t hear, but Mic can guess is biting.
The queens hang around on stage, deflated- they’ve stopped the dance routine in anticipation, and look at Mic. The audience have noticed Mic appear, too, and applause and encouragement seeps through the sewage of heckling from red-haired guy.
“Read him, Mic!” “Slaaayyyy!”
“Yas, come through!”
Gunhead is the first to walk up to her, removing her mask to look her in the eye. “You’d better get out there fast. You know our security team won’t throw him out yet.” “Don’t worry, I’ll handle it.”
“You always do,” she smiles. So gentle despite that badass drag she’s got going.
The queens flow off stage. Jeanist stops her for a moment with a hand on her arm. She looks like she can barely breath in that corset. Why it gotta be denim, though? Mic thinks. “Don’t go too hard, Mic. I think this one could blow up in your face. This is one angry bastard.”
The grin that spreads across Mic’s face is evil. Jeanist doesn’t recoil from the expression- she’s used to it by now.
“I’mma have to try not to pop off too hard. Hold onto your wig, girl, I’m comin’ for him.” Jeanist rolls her eyes and huffs a laugh, before removing her hand and walking off stage.
Mic turns to the microphone that’s been quickly set up in the middle of the stage for her. She slowly steps towards it, painfully slowly with a cruel smirk, teasing the audience who know that she’s about to read this motherfucker so hard he’ll run out crying. The heeled boots click against the floor. And Mic is no pageant queen, or a pretty queen- especially not with the highly controversial moustache that she refuses to shave off- but she’s got legs for days. People whoop throughout the room as she stalks to the end of the runway.
She slowly wraps each individual finger, nails painted black, around the neck of the microphone. It’s particularly suggestive and earns a few more whoops.
The three salary-men are sat directly below her. The red haired one tch-ing like he doesn’t know what’s coming. The blonde one equally oblivious. And the third one- the third one is staring up at her, entirely transfixed. Looking like he’s already impressed, and Mic hasn’t even opened her mouth, yet.
Ooh. She likes this one.
“Yo yo yo, how’s everyone doin’ tonight, peeps?”
The crowd explodes with cheers and werks and slays and yas queens. Mic removes the microphone from the stand and twirls the cable around her index finger as she effortlessly steps across the stage in seven inch heels. Looks into the dark of the crowd through red tinted sunglasses.
“There are some ugly motherfuckers in here tonoit.” There’s sporadic of applause and laughter. No one is safe from roasting when Mic’s on stage. “You know I don’t like coming out here.” Some aaws, some boos. “Ok, I’m lying, I love it, I love reading y’all to filth.” Laughter. “I just know that whenever I come out on stage like this, it’s because some asshole is getting in the way of my sisters’ show, and you that ain’t cool, yo.” Some people clap. “Nah. That’ ain’t cool. We show respect in Club Hero, am I right or am I right?”
A chorus of whoops and cheers and yaaassssses. She feels all eyes on her, and whilst she feels more confident commentating backstage- she’s always half-joked that she’s got a face for radio, not TV- she knows that she owns the room right now. She just has to remind herself of that when the nerves kick in.
Her eyes fall on that handsome stranger again. He doesn’t look bored anymore.
“I need some help now, people, I need some help.” She walks up and down the stage, dragging the microphone cable with her as she paces. “Now I just- I just don’t know what to do this weekend, you feel? I need recommendations. I got a whole-ass day free tomorrow and I wanna do something nice, do something special, and I thought about getting out of the city for a bit, but I’m not about hiking in the mountains or some shit- I know some people have arbor ardor but I'm more of a city kitty ya dig? Nah, I wanna do something relaxing. Something super chill. Maybe I’ll go see a movie. Or. You know. Maybe I’ll take out a book from the library.” The crowd bursts into cheers. Mic grins, looking down at the table of highly confused straight boys. That red haired bastard is talking loud, angry nonsense to the big blonde guy, who’s glaring at him. Redhead isn’t paying any attention at all.
“Now, for those of you who need educating on drag lingo- when the library is open, and it’ll open real soon-” More whooping. “- it means that I’m gonna pick one person in this room and roast them so hard the smell of them burning makes everyone hungry, you feel me?”
Redhead continues to have a one way argument with the blonde guy, who’s now noticed Mic watching them. One hand on her hip and one hand on the microphone. Waiting.
“This bitch. This bitch doesn’t even know what’s coming, he ain’t even noticed that I’m staring at him yet, the disrespect, you know what I’m saying?”
Handsome stranger battles against a smirk, peers over at the two other salarymen. Blonde guy nudges red haired guy. And he finally notices Mic. He looks her up and down with a disdainful frown. Mic just stands there, seven foot tall and plastering on her most terrifying, shit-eating grin.
“What’s your name, sweetie.”
Some people applaud in excitement, the rest of the room hushes in anticipation. Red haired guy just stares at her, frowning and apparently unable to believe that he’s being addressed like this. Blonde guy is covering his mouth- he’s shaking with laughter.
“Sorry I- I couldn’t hear you, what’s that?” Mic stoops forward with a hand on his ear to listen to nothing. Red haired guy won’t open his mouth. “Right, right, right. I see what this is, you got some pride to withhold, haven’t you. I get it. He likes being centre of attention only until someone calls him out, huh.”
“His name’s Todoroki.”
Mic looks down at the dark handsome stranger who’s shouted out this name. He’s looking smug, not deigning to give his colleague any eye contact as he warns him to keep your mouth shut.
Mic steps to the edge of the stage and sits down, legs hanging off the edge and continuing to twirl the microphone cable flirtatiously.
Those dark eyes fixed on her. It almost makes her shiver. “And what’s your name, sugar?”
A grin. A grin, just as terrifying as Mic’s. “Aizawa.”
“Aizawa?” She says the name with a responding smile and blonde guy nudges Aizawa conspiratorially. “Aizawa, I think you and me gonna be friends. Can you help me read this son of a bitch right now?” He nods. Mic barks a laugh, loud and abrasive just like the rest of her. “Oh he don’t even care, he’s betraying his friend just like that-”
“He’s not my friend. He’s my boss.”
“Oh my- holy shit, yo, my boy’s shameless. You got more balls than I do, honey, that’s for sure. Shit, I like this one.”
People are calling out suggestive noises and laughing, and Mic has to admit she wasn’t expecting it to go this way. Flirting with audience members is fairly normal, but this is the first time that it’s been so reciprocated. This Aizawa man could snatch all of her attention if she isn’t too careful.
She looks out into the crowd and spots red haired dude, Todoroki, sneering with his chin jutting out.
Mic turns towards him, shuffling in her seat. “Oh shit, sorry girl, I totally forgot about you.” That sneer only increases. Ah, there it is- she could tell from the start. It’s always so, so easy to tell when a guy thinks he’s the most important and deserves all the attention.
This guy’s problem is ego, and egos are easy to deflate.
“I was just flirting with this nice man over here,” Mic continues. “What’s your name again? Todoroki, wasn’t it? Yo, you should move seats. For real, you shouldn’t be sitting next to your friend Captain America, he makes you look like his smaller, bitchier, less impressive version of him, you know what I’m saying?” That earns some cackles and cheers. Captain America’s eyes widen in shock and he continues to hide his face. Aizawa purses his lips against a smile. Eyes still fixed on Mic.
Todoroki goes rigid in his seat, squares his jaw, tenses his shoulders and clenches his fists on the table, beside the empty glasses.
“The library is officially open, people. Oh, shit, I knew that would piss you off- you’re a big man. Big important man who likes to be in charge and wants to be the best. Yeah, I’ve seen you before.” Mic pauses. “Bet you got a small dick.”
It’s not clever comment, but it’s an effective one, one that always gets laughs, and one that always, always works with a man like this- who looks the other way, fist clenching so hard his arm muscles are twitching.
“He about to hulk out, I can tell.” And Mic’s playing a dangerous game, but she knows what she’s doing. She slips off the stage, the spotlight following her as she steps towards the table. There’s a round of oooos as she makes her way with flamboyant purpose towards Todoroki. She pauses in front of him, looming above him, merely staring him down. It’s a testament to his pride that he plays that game, stare locked on her with his chin jutting out.
And then, Mic perches on Todoroki’s knee, legs draped over him and an arm around his shoulder. The audience scream in delight.
“I’ve got some nerve, don’t I?” Mic smirks. Todoroki looks both horrified and furious, in amusing measure. Mic bats her eyelids, puts on her best Betty Boop voice. “Am I making you uncomfortable, Mr Todoroki, sir?” Todoroki stares in the other direction, and he growls the following through his teeth. “Get yourself off of me.”
“He speaks!” Mic proclaims, and the room cheers. “Your voice, oh man, you’re sounding like the shitty porno version of Batman right now.”
She feels Todoroki tense under his arm. She hastily complies, though, removing herself and peering at him over her sunglasses. “Yo, he’s about to kill me just now. Well, maybe I’ll just resort to the safety of my friend Aizawa over here-”
She takes herself to Aizawa’s lap instead, settling on his knees with a feigned bashful expression. And Aizawa looks at her with a mixture of amusement and interest. There’s a furious blush on that face.
“Oh, yes, this seat’s much more comfortable. Shit, when I came on stage I thought this boy right here was straight, I was wrong.” Aizawa smirks, watching her as she speaks, eyes full of interest. “That’s a joke, right? Look at him now, he’s feeling right at home with a seven foot drag queen in his lap. Almost as funny as the joke that people are spreading around saying I’m a top.” Wow. This is one handsome bastard. And not only is he unfazed, he seems to be enjoying Mic’s performance substantially.
Mic likes the attention.
She leans forward a little, resting a hand on the back of Aizawa’s chair. Aizawa doesn’t lean away, eyes on her. “You a top, baby?”
The crowd is going insane, and she hasn’t even started properly roasting this guy Todoroki yet.
Oh shit, yeah, she’s meant to be reading that asshole right now.
This Aizawa guy is way too distracting.
“Oh, honey-” she says in realisation, turning to Todoroki, waving a dismissively apologetic hand. “-Shit, sorry girl, I totally forgot about you again. You’re just that forgettable.” And behind the joyous applause, she hears Todoroki say something. She can read his lips, and that’s the only reason she can pick up what he said: Fucking freak.
Captain America looks furious on her behalf, but sort of like he wants to stay to see how this pans out, rather than drag Todoroki out. And Aizawa doesn’t seem to be paying any attention to Todoroki at all.
That possibly makes her a little smug.
Mic’s had a lot worse before, though. People have called her all sorts of names. People have called Hizashi all sorts of names, even out of drag. But they’re resilient.
A hand flies to her chest theatrically and she makes a motherly gasp. “He called me a fucking freak, ladies and gentlemen!” They boo and jeer. “Mr Todoroki, , how rude. You eat asshole with that mouth?” Even the implication that he might be anything other than straight makes him shift angrily in his seat. The only reason he hasn’t got up to leave, like some people do when they’re being read, is because of his pride. Mic assumes, anyway. That makes it so much more enjoyable.
“No, no, no- I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” Mic adds, waving another apologetic hand and crossing her legs, still settled nicely in Aizawa’s lap. “I shouldn’t be so mean to you right now, you didn't know what was coming. I should tone it down, huh. OK, let’s get to know you a little better- what brings a boy like you to a place like this?” Todoroki, predictably, doesn’t reply, just looks stoically the other way. Captain America takes this question, leaning towards Mic so she can hear over the rapturous audience. “My friend recommended it, she’s a drag queen too.” Mic’s mouth falls open. “These boys are full of surprises- what’s her name?”
“Nighteye.”
“Nighteye? Holy shit, you friends with Miss Nighteye? I didn’t think anybody was friends with Nighteye, the skinny, shady bitch.”
Captain America laughs knowingly. Mic drapes an arm around Aizawa’s shoulders, and is momentarily captivated by that look he’s giving her. Like he just wants to eat her up.
She stares back.
And then shakes her head, trying to snap out of it. “I’m gonna have to remove myself, yo, you distracting me too much,” she announces with a nervous laugh. This isn’t usually how this routine goes. Aizawa looks a little disappointed, but no less interested in her as she steps away, little leather mini-dress squeaking as she returns to sit on the edge of the stage.
Todoroki glares at her.
“OK, OK, so Mr Todoroki, you got family?” No answer, of course. Mic swings her thigh high boots off the edge of the stage happily. She gesticulates with her free hand as she talks, Todoroki looking at her like he’s willing her to burst into flames on stage, Carrie style. “He ain’t best pleased, ladies and gentlemen, he ain’t best pleased. Girl why you look so pissed? It’s just a game. And that’s what you get for disrespecting my sisters on stage, you know what I’m sayin’?”
Applause fills the room, and Mic smiles down at Todoroki’s fuming expression. He won’t last much longer. She can see the security team stepping through the crowd.
“Oof. Look at that angry face. He’s so pissed. What’s the tea, sweetie? What’s the tea?” Mic leans forward, elbow on her knee and staring Todoroki down. “I wanna know, what’s the matter baby? Did someone steal that red sharpie pen you colour your hair with?”
And then he snaps. Todoroki finally stands up, but before he can get anywhere he has three security guards on him, pulling him away. There’s always that short moment when Mic is genuinely frightened. But she knows she’s safe. And she knows what game she’s playing when she’s reading men like this. She takes the risk because, in her mind, it’s worth it. And so she calmly watches Todoroki being escorted away, the audience exploding with applause and booing.
Meanwhile, Captain America picks up his stuff and confidently walks towards Mic, brows knit together anxiously. He leans forward so that only she can hear, and she removes the microphone so it doesn’t pick up his words.
“I’m sorry for my colleague. He’s a bully. Aizawa and I loved your show.” Even through all the hate in the world, little rays of sunshine like this man peek through. Mic smiles, heart genuinely warmed. “Thank you. Mr?” “Yagi. Yagi Toshinori.” She nods, committing the name to memory. “You’re a good man Mr Yagi Toshinori.” Yagi smiles apologetically and turns away, broad shoulders practically bursting out of the suit. And Mic is about to stand up and get back on stage, call the queens back out- but here comes Aizawa, a calm look of purpose on his face. He stretches out his hand, passing her something she can’t see in the dark of the audience. She reaches to take it.
There’s butterflies in her chest. Christ, it’s like she’s a thirteen year old girl.
It’s a card. Aizawa turns back into the crowd, walks lazily out of the club with his suit jacket over his arm. Mic looks down at the card.
His business card. With his mobile number.
She can’t help but laugh out loud in disbelief.
“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,” she announces with no small amount of excitement. There’s fireworks going off in her chest. Combined with the adrenaline of her reading, this is almost too much. “This is a Club Hero first. I just that nice man’s number.”
The crowd explodes. She turns to look behind her, where the queens are catwalking back on stage and waiting for their cue to being their routine again. Some of them applauding her and cheering her on. Nemuri peers from behind the stage curtain, giving a giant thumbs up. She’s never going to let Mic live this down.
Mic stands up on stage, looks into the crowd, who are still cheering. She laughs again.
“I’m clearly not doing this reading thing properly if I’m coming away with a date.”
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cjs-got-a-selfship · 4 years
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Having Jasper as an f/o means having a dream where youre running from people trying to hunt you down, you come to a busy square and somehow pick him out of the crowd on the other side. He looks back at you, then looks off somewhere else, pointing with his eyes and vaguely gesturing with his head. You follow and weave your way through the edge of the crowd, looking back as he shakes his head or nods as you get closer until you find exactly the right spot and knock on just the right spot on the brick wall, and a secret passage in the floor opens up for your escape. When you look back to where Jasper was to celebrate, hes gone, and you gotta go.
This has been Hyperspecific Dream Scenarios with CJ
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shadowrebel-17 · 7 years
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An Endless Journal - Second Entry
Entry 2
12/15/16
Hey Ellie.
I’m finally in my room… and what an upgrade! But… its why and how I got this upgrade that’s… hard to… put into words.
Guess I should start at the beginning.
First off, while on the plane, I had the strangest dream, there were these three nice looking guys in it. And no, it wasn’t that kind of dream… more… terrifying in the obscure way.
They were warning me of something coming or reaching for me.
The first was a soldier with floppy surfer hair, the second a chiseled black guy, but The last one, he was a dashing-yet creepy older guy who said
“You don’t understand, do you? But you will. In time.” And there was this big volcano and… that’s where I woke up.
But that’s not the weirdest part. The second guy? In my dream? He shows up for real walking down the aisle and Diego had the brilliant idea of shoving me into him THEN putting me on the spot.
I… well his name is Sean Gayle and he’s HOT and charming as hell, and tall, and apparently is the star quarterback for our university’s team (but I didn’t find that out ‘till later) so…. Yeah anyway my mouth moved before I could stop it, as usual. And I just blurted out that I had dreamt about him and all that… yeah not my best moment.
He didn’t seem to mind though. Definitely want to get to know him better.
Oh and apparently Diego filmed all of this, I have no doubt for blackmailing me into helping him on our finals… but I’d do that anyway.
So after that we noticed that the flight was taking longer than expected so I went up to check what was up with our pilot.
On the way met some of the other ten winners talking with our tour guide, Lila. Who might I add is… ok remember “tour guide Barbie” from Toy Story 2? Yeah that’s her. Perky and sunny as a Pina Colada. Great… now I want one.
Ok so anyway I go to ask the pilot and….. he’s totally asleep. Yep. Feet on dash, head on chest. And probably I would have flipped out if… if it wasn’t for the fact that I got distracted by the fact that HE was the beach-boy soldier in my dream earlier. Yep. Well… that and the fact of that southern drawl, blue eyes and that smile…
Oh yeah and apparently he gives nicknames to people that annoy him. So I’m “Princess”
Honesty, I… kinda like it. And because he seriously looks the part of a scruffy ranger I called him Aragorn.
Yeah and I may have a crush on him too… did I mention those eyes? He’s like, part Han Solo, part Aragorn, part Colonel Jack O’Neill from SG-1.
Anyway, right after that things got… scary like, frickin’ terrifying.
This big, black storm front hits, and throws me into a wall. And its bad. Like fire ball lightning and deafening thunder, Armageddon like bad.
I kinda got the sequence of things a little jumbled in my memory, honestly for the first half of it I just clung to a seat in shock, taking it all in ‘till Lila shook me out of it and helped me to a seat.
Somewhere in there the plane got hit and the engines died, people screaming and all that. All but one. There’s this girl with us, with a blue hoodie and she’s got a scar across one eye and has these dark eyes. There’s something off about her not like… bad just… she wasn’t afraid. if anything she looked… determined.
So yeah pretty much beside her it was Jake, he’s the pilot and Sean that kept their wits about them. The girl in the seat next to me, she… she looked worse then me at this point. About to have a panic attack. I cracked a joke like, a bad one, you know. The Cantaloupe one. Yeaaah… hey I did pretty good for short notice!
Anyway, I think it helped. Cause, like she laughed and started breathing again. And let me tell you… that laugh. Her grin. Okay yeah we helped eachother keep our nerves. She held my hand tight as did I in return.
Oh her name is Quinn and you have got to me her. Bright, bubbly, long sweeping red hair… looks like a Disney princess. And just as easy to be with.
Okay fine I like her too. A lot. Do I sound desperate?
Like… three people I’ve just met and I wanna spend more time with them? Maybe it’s the air here. Magical.
Okay I digressed. So somewhere after that Jake breaks us out of that storm and its as brilliant blue as it was before. Like… almost never happened. Except for the engines still being dead as you and I after that party Kaitlyn and her roomies threw last semester.
Honestly? Jake is one hellova damn good pilot. Like Tom Hanks in the movie Sully good.
He, without engines, got us on the ground AND parked in a hanger, coasting through it all. No one answered at the tower though. Which was spooky and it gets weirder later on.
But he got us down in one piece, and Oh My god this island is STUNNING! Green as an emerald gem from the air, caught a glimpse of crystal rivers and waterfalls on the way in and this big ol’ smoking volcano in the middle.
So on the ground got to meet the rest of the group better… had an encounter with one of the other girls while we were unloading our bags.
I.. may have been hitting on Sean. Like can you blame me? He reminds me of Kaitlyn’s friend Chris, with his gentle manners yet strength of character, wait.. heh, I think they are on the same team lol! Anyway he’s just… taller and so… how to… eh. Ok so anyway… back to what happened.
She, Michelle, lit into me for flirting with Sean, like straight outa Bad Girls Club. And well, there’s history with those two but they’re not together.
I… yeah that was rude but, hey, with what we’ve been through, frayed nerves and short words are forgiven. Anyway, we are ok with eachother now.
She and Sean ended up in an argument though. So I backed off from that. That’s when I found the first of several odd things. A honkin’ huge tranquilizer dart. (Yes honkin’ is a word. I’m from the Midwest remember?)
Whatever critter it was used on had to have been big. Or is really out of it.
I hope.
That’s also when I noticed creepy scar girl in the hoodie was watching and listening to us.
You know, Diego and I are also wondering about something. That there are Ten Students that won, yet not counting Jake the pilot and Lila the tour guide, we’ve got Sean Gayle, Michelle, his friend Craig (must be another football player judging from his jacket.) Grace who is one smart, sweet little lady, Quinn, and umm… the ivy league loudmouth, who’s name escapes me. [A scribbled in note of “Aleister” is apparently added later]
Then Zahra, emo-chick, that’s a petty name by the way, Raj, big playful fellow. He’s cool. Then Diego and I. That makes ten… she makes eleven.
What’s her story I wonder.
Anyway now the weirdness really picks up. There is no one here.
I mean NO FREAKING PERSON!
Besides us the whole place is abandoned. Its creepy. Like that ship, the Mary Celeste. Everything is in its place, half finished cups, luggage etc. Just… people.. gone. Very Twilight Zoney.
I’m still waiting for the You Tube prank folks to pop out.
Jake and I check out the control tower, empty like everything else but… there were these lights, in and on the forest and the air, like I imagine the Aurora Borealis to be like. Only saw them for a few moments in the air there. Not back outside. Now Grace had mentioned earlier this place as a very special ecosystem. So perhaps its like those glow-y plankton in the Pacific just, airborne. Anyway, it was magical. Aaaand yes I think I made Jake blush by holding his hand. .
Also found out he’s an ex-navy pilot. Some altercation with an officer.
Aaand made a fool of myself… heh, and I remeber it pretty well so here it is:
Jake: “Look, I’m from Louisiana, and if ferrying rich jerks around a couple times a week is the price I gotta pay for never setting foot back there, hell I’ll pay it. Been sleeping in a beach hammock in Costa Rica ever since.”
Me: “That sounds lonely”
J: “Uh yeah, that’s the appeal” (man that crooked grin of his… Though this time I wonder… if it isn’t forced.
Me: “I mean, I get wanting to get away for a little while but… don’t you want more? You know, someone to come home to… someone to listen to you… someone to hold you all through the night…”
I know! Gosh! I gotta think before I talk! His… response though… Looking back now I’m not sure if he minded my… blunder.
“You offering, Princess?”
Like… totally teasing me… right?
“what?! No- I.. I just meant.. in theory…”
Yep… damn… blew it.
“In theory, I wanted to be the best pilot the Navy had ever seen. In practice… well you cant beat a cold beer and a Caribbean sunset.”
We talked more as well… honestly didn’t take that long to check the tower in comparison.
I also quick checked out the beach with Quinn, Raj, Craig and Michelle too. Man… Quinn is not subtle. And that is not a bad thing… she um, gawd I’m blushing again, so we went swimming and she, considering what she went through on the flight was so, happy. I mean skipping and splashing and flirting.
She’s beautiful Ellie. That’s about all I can say at the moment.
She did have one down moment though. Referencing how she wasn’t always this way and that after last year she decided to make the most out of life. I wanted to ask more but she was too serious so… things got wet ;) (splash splash)
And OMG and there was this flying butterfy-seahorse! It… it was as bright and shimmering as that Aurora I saw with Jake. Only Quinn and I saw it before it flew away though.
Craig had buried the sleeping Raj in the sand.
Anyway, I wanted to unpack before it got much later so I could go exploring more so we all went back to the group and that was when we had found out just how devoid of people this place was. In Sean’s words. “Where the hell was everyone!”
After getting over the shock we dropped our luggage in the lobby and split up into groups to look around.
Seriously, this resort is beautiful. Stunning. A dream come true! … if it wasn’t so… so.. empty.
Jake said he’d go with Brain Trust (Grace, btw love his habit of nicknames, I might stick with it!) And look around the pool area, Zahra and Lila to the ballrooms, I went with Craig, Raj, Sean and Michelle to the restaurant. My stomach made that call.
Also noticed hoodie-girl was missing. Weird.
Anyway at the restaurant named Tortuga. (Cant hear that name without seeing Jack Sparrow lol) like the rest of the place, seems everyone left in a hurry. Even the credit cards were left on the table.
Sean pointed out that the Volcano was supposed to be dormant. That big thing out the window was definitely not dormant. Very steamy. Eagle eye there also spotted some kind of flashing beacon. Maybe a building or something near the mountain.
Anyway we went to compare findings with everyone else.
The pool didn’t have much other then being abandoned.
The ballrooms had been set up in some kind of retro-roaring twenties wedding.
Then… there was that big portrait on the wall. Aleister said it was Everett Rourke, the owner of the hotel. But damn… he was the last guy from my dream on the plane. The older guy with the creepy saying. Apparently he’s some kind of real life Tony Stark genius business man.
I don’t get something though… I get the feeling Grace is attracted to the snob, er Aleister.
She found something else though by the pool. By a damaged fence a foot long tooth! Man hate to see the animal that came from. Maybe that’s why there was that Tranq dart I found earlier.
So basically we are all now completely puzzled and worried and bewildered on what to do next.
And then freaky girl pops up behind me and says that its getting dark and we should all go to bed.
She says she was also looking around like us but wouldn’t share what she found… I think she trust me as much as I trust her… which ain’t much.
But she’s right. Oh and Lila at least knows her. Called her Estella.
So basically, hehe, consensus was (at Zahra’s provocation) to pick any room we wanted.
I snagged myself the honeymoon suit.
Just. Cause.
It has got the most amazing view! And its own hot tub! Candles, roses. The works. Aaand then Diego shows up and I almost mistake him for someone else. He’s not gonna let me live that down will he. Not telling him who I thought it was either cause then he’ll only make it worse! Or… better… heh. Love that guy.
Then he found this romantic note, with two different messages on it:
“I must see you one last time before tomorrow… Meet me at our spot in Neptune Cove. Midnight” and “I’ll be there.”
Oh my goodness I’m so tired… looong day. And it wasn’t over yet lol!
So basically I also got talked into going to a midnight impromptu pool party or “Raj Rage” as the big guy called it.
After all the drinks it’s a little fuzzy.. but I know Jake called Craig Drax, such a perfect fit! He also showed me that apparently he is quite thoughtful.
I… may have missed an opportunity with Sean but I saw Estella sitting alone up on the hill and well, I wanted to know more so excused myself a moment to go talk to her.
We… actually connected. Least… I think we did. I got the feeling that she’s been very hurt in the past and has little trust in people. Explains her attitude. Actually managed to get a smile out of her. Briefly. Before she left. Saying that the people in her life usually get hurt. And she didn’t want that to happen to me.
….. well okay then. That’s… confusing. But at least I’m getting to know more about her. She’s not so scary after all. Just… now I want to find out what hurt her in her past so maybe I can help.
Diego says I have a big heart and a big mouth. And that both get me in trouble. As you well know.
Anyway after Craig soaks everyone with a cannonball I go to get more towels…
Ellie, I don’t think I’ll ever forget what I saw. Something big with muscles and glowing eyes was staring at me from the bushes. With everything that had happened. I’m afraid I lost it. I screamed.
Sean, Quinn and Jake came over first but what ever it was it was gone. I’m not sure everyone believes me. Heck I’m not sure I believe me.
Kinda killed the party too. Which sucks.
Anyway at least this awesome huge bed makes up for it. Kinda.
Hopefully tomorrow we can figure out what’s going on.
G'night Ellie.
-S.
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Impending FNAF bomb & Inga Rambles about Fandom!  Whee!
Well, I suppose Five Nights at Freddy’s reblogs will be joining in with the few other fandoms I’m obsessed with that get reblogged here.  I’m not sure why it has taken me this freakin’ long to discover the FNAF community here on Tumblr (considering it seems like half of the accounts I follow on DeviantArt I initially noticed because of their awesome FNAF art, and then fell in love with their work in general), but I’ve just fallen down the rabbit hole and boy, are there a bunch of rabbits around here ... adorable and/or terrifying and/or rotting zombified animatronic rabbits ... which is the best kind in my opinion.  Given it is my beloved month of spookiness and fright, expect a bunch of FNAF art around here for a little while. 
Fun fact: I’m fascinated by robotics but I’ve always been absolutely TERRIFIED when they malfunction.  Both of my parents were almost killed by large robots in their workplaces, so that could be part of it.  And as a toddler, I was convinced our broken roaming R2-D2 was out to get me, so there’s that.  And what do I do at my new job, you ask?  I work around huge manufacturing robots/machines.  And I work the night shift.  And there’s one really temperamental one that is partially held together by what I can only describe as literal spring locks.  Yeah. 
Also, I don’t know why I’m so resistant to bringing some of my favorite fandoms into my posts here.  I’m unapologetically enthusiastic about them offline (I will gladly talk your ear off about most of them if you let me) and they have gotten me through tough times by simply giving me something to look forward to when things have felt a little hopeless, FNAF definitely included.  After all, Star Trek, Star Wars, steampunk and the Addams Family must be getting lonely being the only few of ...oh gawd, sooooo many... fandoms I love.
Also also, I have probably bewildered SO MANY nice FNAF ‘Ask’ blogs by liking a bunch of their old posts.  Because if you are going to explore a blog, either go big and read their entire archive or go home.  After all, I do have a paleontology degree, and digging deep into the past is part of my nature.  That’s my excuse and I’m sticking by it.  Even if it is a bad excuse.
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SHOW 95 Birthday Special (7.28.17)
DK’s mix
hikeii - need u - soundcloud
Trippy Turtle - 21 - soundcloud
Migos - Bad And Boujee (omniboi remix) - soundcloud
oJ - Black Beatles (oriJanus Remix) - soundcloud
EXPLORE - santa jokes [longer version] - soundcloud
Cakedog - Burn-A-Hoe - single
J-Louis - HEAVEN SENT FT. ZACARI - soundcloud
MIKOS DA GAWD - Aw Yeah! (w/ Jr. Jarris) - Possibilities ***
nodle - About It - single
Geller - Amnesia w/ Noax - soundcloud
NxWorries - Suede - Yes Lawd!
Callum Connor - windows fr. Asal Hazel & Zacari - soundcloud
aseri - stick - soundcloud
whereisalex - i just wanna - soundcloud
Ethereal - Beef (ft. Playboi Carti) - single
GoldLink - Sober Thoughts (Chris McClenney Remix) - soundcloud
CHANCE THE RAPPER, KNOX FORTUNE - ALL NIGHT (KAYTRANADA EXTENDED JOINT) - soundcloud
Thundercat - Friend Zone - Drunk
SZA - T h e W e e k e n d (Zikomo Remix) - soundcloud ***
eu-IV - goodbyeeeee - soundcloud ***
Mary J. Blige Vs. Su Na - Real Love Fade (Softest Hard Mash Up) - soundcloud 
saib. - come give me a hug - Tea Time
VATOGATO_ - tearsawai_ - soundcloud
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Kaiju’s mix
Jonwayne - Hash Slinging Slasher - Soundcloud ***
ILLingsworth - before metro beach - swift and sullied
Madlib - Outerlimit (Space Ho) - Beat Konducta Vol. 2: Movie Scenes
ThaGodFahim - Rolls Royce Chimera - Dreams of Medina 2
lojii & Swarvy - wurkn class - Due Rent ***
Ras_G + The Afrikan Space Program - The Gospel of The God Spell
ILLingsworth - hide - it was tuesday
TUAMIE - moon soon tune noon june
MellowHigh - Remix (feat. Tyler, the Creator - MellowHigh
SOL My Love (The Things I Do)
Madvillain - Figaro - Madvillainy
Karriem Riggins - Invasion - Headnot Suite
Madvillain - Strange Ways - Madvillainy
BlaaqGold - You $till Aint $hit - Soundcloud
Steve Lacy - Some - EP***
Jill Scott - It’s Love (Kaytranada Edition) - Whatever
Les Sins - Talk About - Michael
instupendo - alone time - volume 2
PYRMDPLAZA - House Bump For Joe Kay - Soundcloud
oJ - Black Beatles (oriJanus Remix) - Soundcloud
Father - Hands - Single
Lou Phelps - What We Been Thru - 001: Experiments***
AbJo - Casa Fortissimo - Vibração Comigo (Vibe With Me)
SPOOKY HOUDINI X CRZO - silk phonk vol.2 - Single
monte booker - i kno what u want - bandcamp
Speak! - BANGARANG - Inside Out Boy (B-sides & Bootlegs)
bootleg tapes - Hawrd (On The Low) - Gold & Silver
TASO TEKLIFEDJ RASHAD x DJ SPINN x TASO - Luchini VIP - TEKLIFE TILL THA NEXT LIFE VOL.1
Machinedrum - All I Really Want -Movin' Forward - A Tribute To DJ Rashad
DJ Rashad - Only One (feat. Spinn & Taso) - Double Cup
DJ RASHAD x DJ SPINN x TASO - CREAM VIP - TEKLIFE TILL THA NEXT LIFE VOL.1
TASO TEKLIFETASO x DJ RASHAD x DJ MANNY - I Got -  TEKLIFE TILL THA NEXT LIFE VOL.1
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