#goncharov is not a real movie

[uh--huh--yeah--sure]

If you are now a burakovsky shipper who got introduced to patho two days ago because you wanted goncharov to be real, welcome

#goncharov is not a real movie #goncharov #pathologic #pathologic 2 #daniil dankovsky #pathologic classic hd #artemy burakh #burakovsky

[magsinhiding]

In all this Twitter/Goncharov madness I missed that Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield have teamed up on a line of gummies in the shape of Holyfield’s ear. That was not on my bingo card for this year.

#Goncharov is not a real movie

[hartrathaway]

ok but can we talk about the opening sequence of goncharov where he says "we are honorable men who do not lie in the mother tongue" and whenever he speaks russian he doesn't lie in the film but the last time he and katya are on screen together she tells him she loves him in russian

#goncharov #goncharov is not a real movie #ok to reblog #film analysis #connor.txt #goncharov (1973)

[curuthalion]

I was very delighted when I saw that Spotify just recommend me Goncharov's main theme (by Jordan Dean) in my weekly mix.

Well done everyone!

#goncharov #goncharov soundtrack #don't know if I should tag this as unreality #goncharov is not a real movie #but this just happened to me #and I laughed so hard #it breached containment y'all

[ichabodjane]

List five things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box of the last ten people who reblogged something from you. Spread the positivity!! 🌼❤

I also got this from @bananaphanta ! Thanks so much!

Watching my dog sleep all curled up under a blanket

Running around after my nephews

8 hours of uninterrupted sleep

Our corner of the Tolkien fandom

Watching Tumblr invent a Scorsese movie out of whole cloth based on a year old photo of a mislabeled shoe

#answered asks #ask game #about me #positivity #goncharov #goncharov is not a real movie

[galacticguppy]

since Goncharov has recently come back into the popular conscience I have decided to make a Katya playlist!

I saw this movie when I was a kid and I didn't really get it but I rewatched it after it got popular again and Katya is definitely my favorite character <3 we love to see a girlboss. not winning per se but. definitely doing something

#goncharov #katya michailov #katya goncharov #unreality #goncharov is not a real movie

[sexycraisinthanos]

I’m gonn be a bit controversial here: goncharov wasn’t that good. I mean yeah it has some really good scenes but a lot of the subtext is mostly just you guys reading it wrong. Katya and Sofia aren’t lovers, they’re fighting to fill the same spot in Goncharov’s life. That’s why that scene where we see their lip imprints on the glass on the same spot exists.

They’re both trying to do the same thing, and that’s what led to Katya’s downfall. She was trying to compete for a prize she already had. Her ego led to her betraying Goncharov and inevitable death. That’s why she died on a boat. Because she was on a sinking ship the moment she started playing Sofia’s game.

That’s why Goncharov died too. He was doing the same thing except he was competing to assert his dominance. He wasn’t satisfied with his power so he wanted more. The whole film isn’t about the temptations of homosexuality, it’s about the toxic masculinity that comes with heterosexuality and the myth of being an alpha male.

And it tried so hard to make its point that it bordered on raging homophobia and it was so long and drawn out that I got the characters mixed up

It’s only popular now because tumblr just loves to jump on the bandwagon and praise anything they can ship two men in

#unreality tw #goncharov is not a real movie #goncharov #goncharov (1973)

[lastoneout]

turns out tumblr does have reading comprehension and the ability to analyze a complex text through multiple frameworks and have a nuanced discussion while doing so but apparently we were all saving it up to have nuanced discussions about a fake movie with no actual text to analyze

#I mean goncharov is a real movie ofc what was I talking about #goncharov #this meme is wild #unreality

[amitasumann]

the trouble is, you think you have time. 

GONCHAROV (1973)  dir. Martin Scorsese 

#goncharov #martin scorsese #unreality #this is a jack kornfield quote btw it is NOT from scorsese's real movie goncharov

[its-tea-time-darling]

im sorry, we turned your boyfriend into a mole. yeah and all of tumblr‘s interested in him now. sorry

edit 9/12/23 11.22 CET

and so it begins…

fic1, fic2 @pathsofoak ao3 tag. Mole Poem @thaliaisalesbian . fic by @tourmelion .

update:

ao3 link. please vote for mole scene in most underrated goncharov scene poll

#come on everyone we can make this a thing #send me any fic you write for mole interest and i‘ll add it to the post #mole interest #tumblr boyfriend #ao3 #mine #goncharov #unreality #< goncharov is not a real movie tumblr made it up #i dont think it’s gonna happen but on the off chance it will: nyt if you link to my blog again without asking me #i WILL have to write omegaverse molefic to spite you again. and it’ll all be YOUR fault #updated the ao3 screenshots bc me and my friend decided to include the mole interest op in the fandom tag #same as was done for goncharov y'know

[vanwizard]

okay i will admit i enjoyed these three in the like. one scene they were actually all on screen together.

sofia voice shut up and get the fuck out goncharov, i’m gonna fuck your wife now.

#'sofia played an objectively small part in the film' SHE PLAYED AN OBJECTIVELY LARGE PART IN MY HEART. #i was going to make a post earlier today being like if i make goncharov fanart will you guys be mad at me but then i was like. oh well :) #goncharov (1973) #goncharov #katya goncharov #myart #unreality #okay goncharov spoilers --> #this is so funny to me. i woke up this morning and genuinely had a second wehere i was like. did people find out the shoe movie was #like. real??? or something??? but i like that we're just doing a collective hallucination instead it's fun. #it made me excited to draw something for a nonexistent movie. #irregardless though. #i tagged the original goncharov post also with 'goncharov' (i cant believe how many times ive typed that word lmao) #so if anyone is confused/wants to see the origin of the meme it's there. fake movie. #people are making stuff up about it but posting like it's real.

[buildabruh]

Goncharov (1973) gave me the courage to come out to my family in the late 70s

#goncharov #goncharov (1973) #unreality tw #unreality #tw unreality #to any of you struggling to understand this “film’’ literally does not exist #goncharov is not a real movie #this post is a joke

[destinationtoast]

Toastystats: Goncharov on AO3

The fandom for this 1973 film has seen a surprising resurgence as we near the movie's 50th anniversary. While the Tumblr fandom is especially active, I thought I'd take a quick peek at activity over on AO3. Keep in mind, of course, that because this was an older film, many more fanworks may have been posted shared in zines, or in early internet websites or mailing lists. I don't know how many of those have migrated over to AO3.

(Note: I grabbed this data just over 2 hours ago, and in the meantime, 18 new fanworks have been posted! These stats are based only on the first 40 works.)

Also viewable as Google Slides. Data is here; thanks to Flamebyrd's AO3 Work Stats bookmarklet for the fast data scrape.

(P.S. If you're confused by this, see here, or here -- where I made my original threat (in the tags) to do fandom stats.)

#goncharov #fandom stats #toastystats #ao3 #unreality #i am a goof #but really #fandom is collectively a goof #50 #100 #500 #1K #btw the fic and stats are real! #only tagged unreality for the movie #5K

[brisskwinds]

Walking to get lunch and stopped dead in my tracks upon seeing this posted on a garage

Goncharov has breached containment and none of us are safe

#goncharov #not tagging this as unreality bc it’s a real poster #the movie is fake and not real but the poster was in fact a real thing #update for anyone interested but as of like December the poster was removed #1k #2k #3k #4k

[ao3commentoftheday]

In honour of the 1 year anniversary of the greatest movie poster (for a movie that doesn't exist) ever made, I'm going to gift 5 random people a Goncharov Enthusiast tumblr badge on November 18th.

If you want to be put into a draw to receive one, reblog this post with the tag "I want a goncharov enthusiast badge".

If you don't want to be put in the draw you can ignore this post, like this post, or reblog this post with other tags.

If you wanna have a good time giving people fun badges, then forget about a random draw like this and just buy one for yourself or a friend.

#goncharov #the movie is fake but the enthusiasm is real #subsidize tumblr

[fallout-lou-begas]

i'm fascinated by a possible deeper meaning of the goncharov meme where years of fatigue and resentment for shitty fandom-bait blockbusters, support for martin scorsese following the attempts of marvel bootlickers to turn him into a bogeyman after he criticized them very accurately one time, the gradual reclamation of "film bro" cinema on this website (an effort led in my anecdotes primarily by trans mascs who get #gender from robert de niro), and years worth of blueprints for discourse and bickering over reducing artistically deep media to ship-bait have coalesced into this exact moment where we are basically desperate to manifest a brand new early-career marty movie into existence like a tulpa

#(even though as some have pointed out; the subject matter of this movie seems more appropriate for his more introspective 80s/90s works) #how did the plot for this made-up movie get agreed upon so quickly. i am so curious about all the fish imagery especially #i am mad that it's not real #goncharov #louposting