how are chips the WORSt version of potatoes? they're salty crispy how does that cancel out to nothing and how is there any mediocre version of a potato?!? when a restaurant does "homemade kettle chips" like wtf if you have a fryer why can't you do French fries ??? do you hate your customers like who ever prefers chip??? over FRIES?!
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I'm limiting this to root beer flavored sodas you can usually get in a can, because we all know the root beers/root beer sodas or sasparillas in a glass bottle will smoke all of these, but we also know that those are saved for the special occaision that you can find them at the store or restaurant anyway.
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Discover the magic of Moontown Brewing Company! 🍻 Dive into our latest Brew Scoop review where we explore the exceptional beer, enchanting ambiance, and delectable food that make Moontown a must-visit brewery. Experience the heart and craftsmanship behind every pour. Your next favorite beer awaits!
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Little Fish Brewing Co., Athens, Ohio
While visiting family in Athens, one of my favorite breweries to visit is Little Fish Brewing Co. Opening the summer of 2015, the owners Jimmy Stockwell and Sean White focused on their mission to create beers from Ohio-grown ingredients. The following year, their “Barrel-Aged Woodthrush” won the 2016 World Beer Cup Gold Medal in the Belgian- and French-style Ale category.
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WIBTA if I intentionally included an allergen in some food so a racist couldn't eat it?
I (21M, white) recently found out that I have to attend a Thanksgiving meal with a terrible fucking person. My boyfriend "Tim" wants to go to his old roommate's/best friend's (Jacob) Thanksgiving. Jacob is great! He and Tim have been friends since they were kids, and Tim used to spend a lot of time at Jacob's house since his own home life was... not great. And Jacob's immediate family is wonderful, as well. However, Jacob's uncle "Dickwad" is racist. I went to Jacob's Thanksgiving last year and Dickwad was a dickwad. It started out okay, he and I talked about cars, but after a few beers Dickwad was very clearly racist. He also kept bragging about how he threatened a homeless man with a gun (the homeless man was trying to break into his car - it's pretty common in this area) and called him several racist derogatory terms. He never said the N-word, but it was only a matter of time, so I left quickly.
Well, Tim wants to go again this year. Everyone hates Dickwad but Jacob's parents say they can't NOT invite him since he's their brother. I say cut the bitch off, but it's not my family, and I don't want to leave Tim alone there since Dickwad has been cruel to Tim before (Tim is Asian and queer, but Dickwad thinks me and Tim are just friends and no one is about to tell him differently) and since I don't get to see Jacob that often. The rest of Jacob's family is chill and I know they would be disappointed if I didn't come.
Well, Tim recently informed me that if I'm making something to bring to Thanksgiving, Dickwad is allergic to cumin. How allergic? Not much. He'd get hives if he ate it, but he's fine being near it, touching it, etc. He just can't consume it. Everyone knows I love to cook, and I'm a damn good cook, too. So I'm planning on making something with cumin so Dickwad can't have any, because fuck him, and fuck his guns, too. No one else there is allergic to cumin. I figured if anyone asks, I'll tell them I didn't know/forgot. I asked Jacob what he thought and he thought it would be hilarious and told me to do it. I haven't said anything to Tim because he's a lot nicer and will probably try to stop me.
I don't know if this will get posted in time, but whatever. WIBTA if I put an allergen in food so a racist piece of shit can't eat it?
What are these acronyms?
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was sitting and thinking about bestfriend!ellie…
warnings: 18+ content!! cis men and minors dni!! sub!ellie, dom!reader, e! receiving oral :p — let me know if i missed anything
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bestfriend!ellie who your bestfriend since elementary school.
bestfriend!ellie who your roommate now.
bestfriend!ellie who always calls you nicknames.
“babe, can you pass that to me?” pointed to the thing on the dinner table.
“sure thing, els.”
bestfriend!ellie who always shares her drink with you, doesn't matter what it is. beer, energy drink, basically everything. indirect kiss lol.
bestfriend!ellie who shares her food with you.
while you guys were hanging out outside, got tired and hungry. so you both ordered something and sat at one of the tables.
but… you had your eyes on ellie’s food. she got something different, yummy.
the problem, as you can guess, was that her food looked so much more delicious than yours.
“it must taste great…” you mumbled, “yeah, tastes fine.”
“just fine?” you asked.
“i mean, yeah? it’s not that bad—oh.” she looked at your face, suddenly realized why you were asking these things.
“you want my food, right?” she chuckled. “what? i didn’t say that.”
“you want my food.”
“no, i don’t. stop.”
bestfriend!ellie who everyone thinks she’s your girlfriend.
“are you guys..?”
“what? no way. no. no, no, no, no-“ ellie interrupted you, “nah, we’re just friends.”
bestfriend!ellie who you’re “just friends” with…
she was moaning and moaning, your tongue was inside her pretty pussy, deep. your hands were on her thighs, making sure that she couldn't close her legs.
“need-need more… shiiiiit…” she moaned, again and again. you love making her feel like this, seeing her all destroyed…
“hm… need what?” you stopped and looked at her. her eyes were closed, and her lips, which she had bitten with pleasure, were about to bleed.
“fuck.. you know what.” she whined and opened her eyes, now she was also looking at you. you just giggled at this sight.
“nuh-uh, speak up.”
a/n: in love w sub!ellie
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