#had me in absolute stitches

[yes-asil]

Started watching Detective Conan from the beginning again

#detective conan #conan edogawa #asil and art #him being found with the blood dribbling down his eye is so iconic #had to put extra effort into that one #watching the German dubbed version and Shinichi is so savage #Oh Herr lass diesen Kelch an mir vorüber gehn' #had me in absolute stitches #I really need to keep some of these phrases in mind too #Nomen ist Omen or Satz mit X das war wohl nix or Pack schlägt sich Pack verträgt sich or even Gekonnt ist eben gekonnt like MAN #and I forgot how often they were allowed to swear #hearing a random slur really slaps you in the face at times it's great

[findmeagreenlight]

John Kearns and the small rubber ducks in 14x02

#taskmaster #this episode had me in stitches #the lamination? the absolute troll move with the grapes???

[mx-metronome]

Hi hello! I have not finished a cross stitch in three years! 2024 is starting off very weird, I literally got this idea in my head two days ago. Made a pattern by eyeballing a screenshot, picked my colors, and 7 hours later I have a Starlo. My desk now has 100% more yeehaw on it.

I first learned about Undertale Yellow just a week ago, but I was so blown away by the characters! I like Starlo a lot, like him enough that he SHATTERED my hiatus like glass, something I didn’t think I’d ever see happen again.

I stitched him on 18ct aida because I can’t do over one on 28ct anymore, my eyes are fucked up. Also “red clashes with my colors” my ass, he looks great in this red frame I had lying around.

It’s so strange, something felt right the whole time I worked on him, and now it feels wrong that I’m not working on anything else yet. I’m not promising a renaissance, but given my circumstances, there’s a nonzero chance that I’ll be back to my needle on the regular after THREE YEARS of trying and failing to start or finish anything.

Merry Leap Yeap, let’s see what else 2024 has for me 👀

(Pattern available upon request)

#cross stitch #undertale yellow #uty #uty starlo #my art #that’s a tag I haven’t used in ages!! #GOD this felt good #turns out I can only cross stitch in times of absolute crisis #that’s my theory #these past three years have been SO laid back for me that my art never came about #it didn’t need to #but now that I have a new job-ish #and it’s asking an IMPOSSIBLE task of me just a WEEK into the position #I felt I had to cope SOMEHOW #it’s funny the idea of stitching something ANYTHING again came to mind while I was praying in church lmao #god said ‘cope’ and I said ‘okay Chief’

[hailsatanacab]

I LIED!! MEMES ARE TODAY >:D

wow a lot of these are about jason lol

now to actually go to sleep, it's much too late for me to be up ily bye!!

MEMES ARE TODAY PEOPLE 🚨🙏🥳🎊🎉🙌

for chapter 9 of cetbwa

#cetbwa #danny phantom #dp dc #dp x dc #batman #literally just finished reading your comment and how you werent doing memes until later #which would have been absolutely fine please dont feel like you have to meme straight away on my account (you do have to meme tho haha) #and i go to put my phone down and see a tumblr notification with MEME TODAY lmao #ilysm bestie #i am very spoiled today thank you so much!!!! #these are fuxking quality too like holy shit - literal laugh out loud funny #the fucking jason office one had me in stitches its so funny #thats exactly the way jason is feeling rn - and i was so in two minds about how long to keep danny pretending to be damian for!! #like on the one hand its not exactly the right way to start off a relationship，but on the other hand.... it absolutely fits into the batfam #also i had this funny little phone text conversation thing mocked up between tim and jason that i was gonna put in the notes but rip me #i have no idea how to do that lmao i tried so hard and for so long but it just kept coming up blank 😔😔 #it was gonna be like 'thanks for telling me he's identical i almost outed red hood!' and then tim would be like #'wow red hood's gay??' #it was funny #BUT NOT AS FUNNY AS THESE #oh fuck i made it big again by accident how do i keep doing that #oH FUCK I FORGOT TO TAG YOU AGAIN FUCK ME #tellmeabtspinos #the butterfly one 'is this a normal undead man?' because thats a sentence normal people say - danny has such a skewed view of normal lmao #also you very much are a psychic with your kitten drawing，apollo really socked you because next chapter 😽🥺 #damn these are all so good like #hope you have a good sleep and thank you again so so much!!! love you bby you are incredible and funny and so so creative ilysm ❤️

[youngpettyqueen]

im gonna be unreasonable about Julian having the Klingon chef actually make their lunches rather than just getting the food from the replicators

#star trek: ds9 #a stitch in time #julian bashir #elim garak #otp: I need to know that someone forgives me #this is ABSOLUTELY something he picked up from Sisko #I dont think Julian can cook for shit and I think he knows that so he goes to the Klingon chef #to make one of Garak's favourites #and for himself of course #even knowing that the Klingon chef doesnt make HIS choice- chips- very well #just. he could've gone to the replicator and it would've been fine #but Sisko's influence. knowing the value of a hand-cooked meal #the extra bit of effort #and probably money- I imagine he had to pay for it #he's trying so hard #im in my feelings

[boyybites]

I do love how Jekyll's just a big, sad looking dog. Like what do mean he caused hundreds of thousands in damages to the public infrastructure, hes just a big little guy🥺

#ki screams #not art #hes up there with weepers as far as like...how long ive had him and how beloved he is #him and stitches #i consider weepers. jekyll. and stitches my og three #they were the first little group of ocs little me absolutely loved to bits #i meed to muster up some more of that love tbh

[personinthepalace]

Cole has apparently been elected as mayor of Canada so Luke (aka season one's Taskmaster) is stepping up as "Not Cole" for this week’s episode of Taskmaster Minnesota :)

#taskmaster #taskmaster minnesota #so lovely to see luke! #seriously I love that that some of the s1 gang stuck around for s2 #I absolutely love this episode #the continuation of 'not cole' #the boys cheering for david to sing was so great haha #everyone hating the password task #and then the callback to the password task in the nightmare task haha #the lying task had me in STITCHES #like the boys just lying about the worst things and then realizing that they can't do it #carter (the taskmaster) asking to read the live task himself and everyone cheering for him #luke winning the live task!! (idk but I just really love that) #and him winning the episode for cole (and then kicking the toy dog) #that was absolutely great and I love it so much #rambles in the palace #taskmaster mn 2x05 #luke #not cole #cole #eric #brie #taskmaster minnesota spoilers

[eye-scream-girls]

I've been keeping a video diary for the past two years to help with my ruined 🌟 mental health 🌟 and I officially stopped on new years day this year, as it served its purpose perfectly and Oh My God I am loving not having to capture something everyday, it's been a big relief to just exist and let time flow without reminding myself to document anything. It was exactly what I needed in 2022 to help me reconnect with my physical body and recognise my face and see myself in my own life the way I needed it, and in 2023 it was perfect for capturing my joys and loved ones and everything I was grateful or proud of, and now I'm ready to just live organically and I am Loving not having to take a video everyday!! Ugh its so good.

#honestly it was one of the best practical things I started doing to help myself back in 2022 #in total 2022 had a total of 23 minutes of edited memories #and 2023 (so far as I'm still working on editing December) has about 37 minutes #it's brought me so much joy and happiness watching it back #i did journals for certain events like my birthday and concerts which used a lot of footage and longer clipa #and then cherrypicked from those to add to the yearlong journal #i also compared my summers to my winters #it was super interesting seeing how my priorities shifted and my self consciousness slipped away over time #it sounds odd but i became very fond of seeing myself in videos talking about things i was passionate about or making jokes #i got used to hearing my own laughter and accent #i grew affectionate of my own weird little facial expressions and the way I grin like a maniac when i got excited #it was like falling in love with the idea of myself alongside stitching back together my own image of mself as an interactive reallife self #with the physical body i could observe interacting in my life and see in the mirror #probably the healthiest thing i did for myself in 2022 was committing to that diary #and the healthiest thing for me now is taking the training wheels off and flying #so yeah #absolutely loving not remembering to have my phone 24/7 #personal #rambles

[lover-of-mine]

I am team 'buck should have kept his facial scars from the tsunami'

I see what you mean and I agree with you at some level, but I think the point of him getting the cuts on his face was more for us to think about the blood thinners at all times, so they didn't think about committing to the possibility of facial scars, but I also think at some level the choice to just make them vanish was more about not forcing Oliver to forever have to sit in makeup for a few hours to give him scars every day, I think it was more of a matter of convenience. But it would be interesting, it is a bit of a pet peeve of mine the way characters never scar, like, Buck would have some of them for sure, and this could be interesting if they went for it.

#on a im definitely projecting here note tho #as someone who has a scar on their face #i admit it is not nearly as visible now as it was when i was a teenager and im good distracting people from it since i had it since i was 5 #its not a dramatic thing i just had stitches near my eye and it left a scar #i got used to people telling me to cover it up and a dermatologist once told me we could fill it up if i wanted to make 'go away' #if a project needed me to put new scars on my face every day for who knows how long i don't think i would handle that very well #and considering the way that earlier projects Oliver worked had him cover his birthmark it could be a sensitive topic for him too #but this is absolutely me projecting #maybe hes absolutely fine and it was just inconvenient #but that was actually my first thought at the idea of Buck keeping the scars so I'm sharing it #i really need a tag for asks #anon 😌

[heckahecker]

i don’t know if i want to make a crochet blog 😮‍💨 it’s too much effort but i made a rose and a carnation and i need validation right NOW!!!!

#personal #miss girl walking me through the carnation: Ok! during this row you’re gonna dc twice in every stitch! #me: 😄 #miss girl: Ok! this next round you’re gonna dc twice in every dc stitch! #me: 😃 #miss girl: Ok! this next round you’re gonna dc twice in every dc that you already doubled! #me: 😀 #miss girl: Ok! this next round— #i was like GIRL HOW MANY ROWS OF DC DO I HAVE TO DO??? WHEN IS IT ENOUGH #the rose was so much faster but it’s SUCH a bitch to roll up 🤬 and she had the center popping out #and i was like Absolutely Not. so now i got a flatass rose sewn like a fucking tire 😩

[iloveyoumorethansoup]

A friend took me to Disney several times way back in middle school and every time we would look at the Massive stitch plushie but it was like $70+ so neither of us could buy it but a different old friend brought me to Disney a couple years after that and I finally bought it for myself. Anyways I’m thinking about it bc it’s massive and it’s on my bed rn instead of being between my bed and the wall it is just as big as it was in middle school all those years ago

#also. how the hell did I have 2 friends take me to Disney world like what #also. they were both my best friends and both had blonde short hair #absolutely wild coincidence #ok also like. i have not seen that many Disney movies. like idk what media I consumed in my childhood but it wasn’t Disney movies #i have seen lilo and stitch at some point in my life but that is like. my little Disney character of choice #i couldn’t care less about anything Disney but I like they’re funky little blue alien guy a little I guess #specifically bc of this massive plushie #that I wanted so bad for years every time I went there #i remember my dad being like please do not say you’re going to spend that much money on a stuffed animal. you don’t even care about it #and now I see stitch things and I’m like oh I got a massive one of these guys #the one and only Disney think I own/will ever own #sometimes impulse purchases keep you happy for years to come #i think I’ve had this thing for like. 4 years #soft u know #I don’t know why I’m posting so much tonight. i gotta go to bed so bad I needed to go to bed 3 hours ago #anyways get massive plushies #soup talks

[irisbaggins]

If I read it correctly...I can get the compression-corset-binder-thing removed tomorrow. No more itching and uncomfortableness! Fuck yeah!!

Also no more staples. Brr. Hate the fact I now know it was staples in the sponges

#text_iris #Woooo only the stitches left after!! #Listen. Listen. I have not slept tonight. I had a max of a couple of ten minutes and then two hours after seven am #I am EXHAUSTED my cold-like symptoms only got WORSE and I am in understimulation HELL #I never thought I would miss being able to take walks this much #But here I am. Despairing the fact I still have to wait eight days before I can go outside and take an actual WALK #Aaaaaaa #loke and their top surgery #<- if you want to block this nonsense out. I will be bitching about every minor inconvenience here because this is MY freakshow anD I CHOOSE #anyway the ACTUAL pain is absolute zero but everything concerning ME and my own unique luck SUCKS #'oh does it hurt loke?? it must hurt' NOPE it does not HOWEVER everything else SUCKS because OF COURSE #Nothing hurts but the itchiness aND THE FACT I DISLODGED THE STAPLES A LITTLE AND NOW I AM AWARE OF THEM #nothing is more hell than knowing you have tiny metal pieces attached to your skin that moves whenever you move #such a tiny torture yet it is massive in the psychic damage it gives me