#half joking half not

[chipper-smol]

We should bring back the skeleton war using blazed posts

#half joking half not #this is how we keep advertisers from getting a foothold #G muses

[computeryaoi]

when u go to put a disc into a cd tray and it automatically starts closing and almost gets ur finger? yeah thats erotic

#objectum #half joking half not #osor #os/or

[will80sbyers]

seriously when i saw finn had cut and straightened his hair my heart broke a little💔

Finn can do what he wants in the end but I need Mike to keep on the right path and give us this next season to look the queerest 👌

#ask #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #half joking half not

[roughentumble]

also last night as i was falling asleep i got this sudden flash of a new tattoo that was either hecate or morrigan, and i cant tell if it was synapses firing or if ive suddenly and intrusively been contacted by a god

#half joking half not

[chipper-asks]

So, what is your favorite ships in lmk so far?

dunno, havent quite settled on any yet

#lmk #lego monkie kid #asks #anonymous #half joking half not #i like dragonfruit #and freenoodles

[neuloef]

JUST FOUND OUT ABT OPENCUBICPLAYER

LIKE!!!

LOOK AT HER!!!

SHES FUCKING GORGEOUS!!!!!!

#has a hard time playing some filetypes but others work fine #the navigation is like trying to learn vi for the first time #its older so finding documentation is kind if difficult #but isnt she fucking sexyyyy #dedicating a large amount of my life to actually learning coding so i can make a more modern configurable port of this #half joking half not #come play tracker music and xm and mods and midis and flacs and all sorts of shit with me!!!!! #ough #oughough #ough ough ough #desperately need to make out in a dim room strewn with classic 90s cyberpunk crts everywhere analog and eurorack overhead switches #amber incandescence i feel it in my bones #layla.txt

[gayspock]

the entire "love square" (and it being the most utterly boring story to waste screentime on) is even funnier when kara is down dirty and dykey for kat more than anything #katarasweep

#Egg.txt #bsg liveblog #half joking half not #sorry for speaking MY truth

[poisongardenz]

vampires should always be an allegory for queerness. just so you know

#q.txt #half joking half not #anyways. all vampires are gay #rambles

[acvdemias]

i  am  very  small  and  i  am  having  a  very  bad  day  so  if  there  is  anyone  out  there  who  wants  to  indefinitely  lend  a  sad  little  goblin  a  ps  account  i  am  right  here  and  will  be  crying  in  the  corner  until  i  figure  out  what  to  do

#txt. #half joking half not

[linecoveredinjellyfish]

normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.

#this is phrased as a joke but it's at least half serious btw #kinda insulting to imply that a person could only possibly be attracted to someone because of some deep seated-trauma #kinda presumptuous and weird #sometimes older people are just hot #it speaks!

[chloe-brennan]

of course release week is the week I go back to work for the start of term 2. like my mind is all about ttpd how could anyone expect me to focus on work???

#half joking half not #more focused on release week tho for sure bc it’s like blink and u miss something

[pillowprincessvarric]

Fandom will continue to suck until we can get large numbers of gay men intensely and passionately invested in femslash. Only then will the scene become bearable and good.

#half joking. i was just thinking about how 'lesbian who is into yaoi'' is a widely recognized phenomenon but the opposite isnt #surely something can be done about this. i want to see the gay guy fanyuri.

[wolfythewitch]

He’s ready for the apocalypse

#I’m only half joking you know how tempted I am to make this his apocalypse fit it’d be so funny #art #sketch #tma #the magnus archives #Jonathan sims

[actual-changeling]

So, I was rewatching the kiss scene frame-by-frame, as one does, and I realized something. First I thought, well, Alex, you probably saw that wrong, let’s keep going. A minute later, however, I was confronted with the reality of no, not mistaken. 

Maybe I am late to the party and everyone has already seen it and knows about it, but in case there are people that haven’t: Aziraphale not only puts his hand on Crowley’s back, he puts his left one on his waist BEFORE that.

Not just that, he slides it up and also uses it as leverage to pull Crowley closer. I could go through those few seconds one frame at a time, but that would take forever, so I will give you the highlights in chronological order.

His hands flutter around at first and don’t settle anywhere, which is actually really useful since it shows us what the angle for that looks like.

Now, the next time his left hand moves up, look at the progression. It does not go down the same way as before. Instead, it moves inward and against Crowley’s waist. And it STAYS THERE right up until he moves both of his hands away.

Look at the angle!!!! Look at how it moves INWARD and towards Crowley instead of straight down like before.

Still moving towards Crowley with a slight downwards drift because he is aiming for his waist.

Now it is too low for us to see but I think it is very obvious where his hand has settled. Maybe I am going insane after only thinking about this show for almost a month straight. Maybe not. Call me crazy but the angle here is DIFFERENT. The second one very much looks like he is holding onto Crowley.

Aziraphale kisses back. Fully kisses back. Somehow, that wasn’t enough for Michael Sheen, no, he had to fully commit to it and *close his eyes* when he reciprocates, too. Look at this!!! The way his eyes flutter shut when Crowley first grabs him, then open, and then CLOSE AGAIN when he starts holding him in return. Kissing back with his eyes closed and his arms wrapped around him. The last picture is right before he moves his hand to his waist/the frame after the camera angle changes.

Anyone else losing it right now? No? Just me? That’s fine, although I most definitely am not. Fine, that is. Michael Sheen I’m sending you my fucking therapy bills.

#alex talks good omens #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #good omens meta #go2 #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #someone please tell me they see it too or i gotta up my antipsychotics #half joking lmao