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hannahhook7744 Β· 2 years
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The Failed Shovel talk;
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Summary; The Hook siblings attempt to give Haul the shovel talk. It doesn't go as expected at all. Also featuring Peter Pan, Ginny Gothel, and an alternate version of Hope from ouat as half siblings who also take part in this ridiculous endeavor. Requested by @idontliketomatoesleavemealone and suggested by @dragoneyes618 .
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Hannah and Haul had been together for 6 years by the time they actually got around to introducing him as her boyfriend.
It wasn't their fault. No really, it wasn't. It just kind of happened after the whole 'running off to bulid their own circus at 15 and 17' thing.
And sure, they could have gone and visited her adoptive family like they had the rest of their family (Haul's and her bio parents' family). But Haul was tired of the bullying at school enough to drop out and Hannah was angry about the amount of secrets everyone in her family was keeping... so, they didn't.
And yeah, it could very well be considered petty on Hannah's part but she didn't particularly care and Haul would do anything she asked him to. And could you really blame either of them after finding out all the secrets her family had been keeping?
Harry dating Audrey.
Ginny and Clay being married.
Harriet being able to speak to more than just crocodiles.
Cj running off to wonderland. Without telling anyone. Again. AND MARRYING ZEVON.
Her father getting remarried.
Her grandfather being DAVY JONES!
Peter Pan being her brother.
Hannah thought that all of that warranted being more than a little petty-- even if Haul didn't necessarily agree with her.
But all of that was behind them now and he was finally getting reintroduced to her family. Well, her siblings at least. Apparently her father was still livid that she ran off and his new-not-so-new wife and mother were trying to calm him down. Who would have thought that, that was a possibility? Totally not him.
Everything was going well at first.
All 6 of Hannah's siblings-- yes, 6, apparently her father had another kid while she was gone-- were being friendly enough. Even though he could tell that it was forced-- they had the same tells as Hannah after all-- he appreciated it.
Harriet talked about her kids and job. And Anthony's bat. And the animals she had in her corner.
Ginny talked about all the deadly potions she knew how to make and all the weapons Clay owned.
With Cj chiming in about all the ones Zevon knew how to make and all the deadly adventures they had been on. While playing with a lighter.
Harry just played with his hook, making hook puns. Which kept getting him warning looks from Harriet.
The only ones being genuinely friendly were Peter-- who had known where they had been the entire time-- and little 5 year old Hope. The kid James Hook had when Hannah was gone.
Everything was going well at first.
Until Hope had to go to the bathroom and asked Hannah to come with her. Which Hannah couldn't refuse because she adored the little one already.
As soon as the two of them were out of earshot, everything went to hell.
"So. Haul--" Harriet started, leaning toward him slightly. Scratching her pet crocodile's back. "We need to talk"
Peter snickered.
Haul shot him a brief glare before turning back to Harriet "About?"
Harry got in between them, grinning like a mad man. "Your intentions with our baby sister "
"I don't have any intentions with Hope" He replied dryly, despite knowing exactly what they meant.
Harry's smile vanished. "Not her! You know what we mean!"
"No I don't. Because last time I checked Hannah wasn't a baby" Haul knew that he was treading on thin ice but he really couldn't help it. He was tired of everyone trying to use intimidations on him. It got old fast.
"She's still our baby sister" Ginny chimed in, sharpening her nails with her dagger.
"She's 22 and can take care of herself " Haul bit down on his lip to stop himself from sounding too annoyed. He knew that they'd just take notice of it and use it to their advantage. Hannah had told him so before they had arrived.
"22 year olds don't know what they want" Haul wanted to face palm. Honestly, how stupid could one be?
"Cj, you're literally a year older than her. You're basically saying that YOU don't know what YOU want." He sighed, pinching his nose.
Cj turned red, having possibly forgotten that little fact, and scowled "that's not the point! Just focus on what we're saying!"
"I would if you were saying anything worth focusing on"
Before they could say or do anything in response, an oblivious Hannah returned carrying a sleeping Hope.
"Hey guys what's u-- why does Peter look one laugh away from death?"
Haul just smiled innocently at her, feeling 4 glares on him. "No reason, Dream Queen. No reason"
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Author's note; sorry, this probably isn't my best work but I wasn't sure how to phrase it.
For anyone wondering;
Ginny Gothel is the hook kids' half sibling and she married Clay Clayton.
Peter Pan is their full blooded brother. Something no one knew till Hannah figured it out when she was 15.
Harriet married Anthony and Harry married Audrey.
Cj married Zevon.
And Hope is Hook and his new wife's daughter.
Everyone's ages can be found down below;
Ginny and Harriet are 28.
Harry is 25.
Haul is 24.
Cj is 23.
Hannah is 22.
Peter is still physically like 13.
And Hope is 5 and based on baby Hope from ouat. She's meant to be an alternate version of her. She is not @idontliketomatoesleavemealone oc, Hope. Or my oc, Hope Sid. Just to be clear.
Hope that clears up most confusion.
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princessquinnella Β· 2 months
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I was wondering what you think of my fairy ocs I made for my friend and I:
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This is Allura Spiel. She is a storytelling fairy.
She spawned by Hannah Hook's first laugh and I like to think that like her Spawner, she has her own little crew (who may have been spawned by the people in Hannah Hook's crew).
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Then there's Rairity Gold.
She is Rare-item-finding and was spawned by Joyce 'Joy' Foxworth. Casinotrio's oc.
I don't have personalities for them yet (only that they're chaotic and impulsive). But was wondering what you'd think.
Flitterific!! οΏ½οΏ½οΏ½
Quinnella would certainly get along well with Rairity - their Talents would definitely intersect nicely.
I adore this Picrew! Actually used it to make Quinnella a year or so ago lol πŸƒπŸ”¨
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panthera-tigris-venenata Β· 7 months
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For the Other writers ask, ✨️🌈πŸ’₯πŸ’‹
✨What's a fic you've posted you wish you could breathe life into again and have people talking about it? (or simply a fic you wish got more credit)
Hook-up from Hell, simply because I'm still fascinated by the entire concept, and I must make it everyone's problem.
Or Utopia of the Lost, because it's my longest story, and I haven't been able to update it in forever. I've got half a chapter done but it isn't clicking (tm). And I bet most people forgot it exists xd.
🌈is there a fic that you worked *really fucking hard on* that no one would ever know? maybe a scene/theme you struggled with?
That would be probably this one, Truth or dare!
Mostly just because it's relationship centric and I can't tell when people are flirting.
But if a story seems too hard to write, I just won't write it. I don't have the space for that kind of negativity in my life.
πŸ’₯find your least kudos'd fic - say something wonderful about it.
The fic that has the least kudos is a collab with @hannahhook, about a set of fairly obscure characters.
It's great if you like these characters that don't really get a lot of spotlight!
We have a lot of fun writing it!
It's in past tense for once which is noce if you prefer reading in past tense I guess.
Anthony gets to be a bitch on main and I love that for him.
The fic that I wrote myself that has least kudos is All my friends are heathens, which, again, fair enough. Central relationships are a friendship of two characters that have never once met in canon and Disaster Threesome, which is a shipe enjoyed by whole five people worldwide. But anyway!
I think I managed to write the atmosphere pretty good!
Anthony and Audrey banter! They're sophisticated and they're bitches. I love them.
Obviously there is Harriet. That counts as a whole point.
πŸ’‹when you leave comments on a fic, do you want to hear back from the writer?
Yes! I love hearing back, the authors replies are always so fun! And there's extra stuff too!
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hardmustard Β· 7 years
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T A T T O O F I V E PC: @hannahhooker (at High Priestess Piercing & Tattoo)
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hannahhook7744 Β· 2 years
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Rian Frankenstein-Van Helsing's application;
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Name:Β Rian Theseus Frankenstein-Van Helsing.
Known Aliases:Β Theseus Frankenstein, Zom Van Helsing, The Trainor, P.E Boy, The Corpse Pirate, R. T Van Helsing, and Frankenpirate.
Nicknames or Other: Zombe Boy, Rot fur brains, Trainor boy, strong guy, stringbeen, zomboys, Rot boy, rottor, dekai boy, Biter, roamer, walker, Frankenstein's monster, Frankenstein Jr, R 2, death breath, the corpse boy, meet eater, and the living corpse.
Date of Birth or Best Guess: 14 yeers ago on Octoeber 5th.
Place of Birth: Van Helsing Manner.
Favorite Color: Brown like Misty's I's.
Favorite Activity:Β Studeing Marine animals, playing with Sparkee, and hanging out with Misty.
Favorite School Subject:Β P.E and Underwooter cynce.
Father's Name (or alias):Β Dr. Victor Frankstein.
Mother's Name (or alias): Elsa Van Helsing.
Father's Profession: Mad Cyntist.
Mother's Profession: Professer.
Who is your favorite of the first wave of VKs? There is no wrong answer.
Hana, of course. Shes my frend and captin. I dont noe any of the others well at all. Only talked to Carlos who tryd to help fix me and Moxe. Didnt work.
In your own words, tell us why you want to come to Auradon. There is no wrong answer.
I want to see Hana again.. and I wannabe fixed. I wanna get Moxe fixed too. In the way Carlos and dad couldnt. You have cyntists and docters in Oradon. They could fix us. So I can be normal for my Misty. Pleese help me.
Β Signature:
R. T. Frankenstein-
Van Helsing.
(Author's note; there are supposed to be misspellings. So ignore them).
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hannahhook7744 Β· 2 years
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Hi. So...I'm interested in knowing more about your OC Fiona?
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Well, Fiona is a future love interest for Noah. She's a fairy with dark hair, eyes, and wings and pale, grayish skin and long, long nails who'd never hurt anyone.
She is 8 years old and ages like a human would somehow, so it's assumed that she's half human or at least half something that ages like a human. She was homeless before she met Hannah when she was 3 and knew nothing about her past.
Hannah is the one who gave her, her name; Fiona Freelend Foundling. Fiona, because she was pale. Freeland because she cost nothing and was as free as free can get. And Foundling because she was found by the crew, nameless and alone.
Fiona likes dark clothing and dark humor. She loves black berries, coffee, coca cola, coloring, drawing, sewing, punk music...
Fiona is the look out of Hannah's crew and spends most of her time in the crows' nest, warning the crew of anyone who ventures too close to their ship or boards it. And of the fights happening in the wharf so Hannah can break them up/mediate.
She loves rock and roll and punk music, like Noah does, as well as heavy metal. And wants to be a tattoo artist or run a boutique/thrift shop when she's older so she can sell her own designs.
She, like Noah, has a stuffed Koala but unlike his, hers has an extra eye and a bow. Her Koala's name is Dawn.
Fiona also has a pet skunk named Bagul that she loves more than anything and never parts with. Mainly because she saved it from drowning when was 6.
She's also very shy and doesn't talk much to anyone other than Noah. And she considers the crew, especially Hannah, her family since they raised her and gave her a name and a purpose. And she almost never leaves the ship because she gets separation anxiety when she isn't around at least one of their crew.
She usually wears dark colors with the exception of white and hates shoes, just like Hannah does. And she really, really loves dark/werid poems and stories as well as games, especially if Hannah made them up.
Fiona, like Noah, gets along with all of the crew and looks up to all of them. And they eventually play big brother/sister to the future crewmates that get taken in by Hannah Hook and the other kids.
And that's pretty much all I have on her so far. Sorry. I need a bit of help working on her anyway.
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hannahhook7744 Β· 2 years
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Meet Hannah Artemis Hook;
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Fc: Maia Mitchell.
Fic Title: The Marvelous Misadventures of Hannah Hook.
Nickname(s): Bam-Bam, Scream Queen, Hook, Slimeball, Snot ball, Batty, Sailor Mouth, Mouthy, Human Disaster, The Jack of All trades, Clumsy, The Messenger, The Chameleon, Nightmare Queen, Butterfingers, Glowy Pyshco, Moody, Dreamer, Dream Queen, The Fairy Child, Brownie, Shortie, Han, H, Hannie, Little H, Chatty, Heartbreaker, Sweet Tooth, Angel of Vengence, Slime, Slimeypirate, Slimey, Moonflower (only by Gothel), Hannahabelle, Wild Card, and Hannah Banana (used only by people who wanna catch these hands).
Sexuality: Unknown.
Pronouns: She/her.
Birthday: December 2nd at 8:00 pm.
Height: 5"4 Β½.
Hair Color: Brown with a White and Teal streak.
Eye Color: Brown.
Place of Birth: Isle of the Lost.
Hobbies: Writing, Storytelling, role playing, gaming, drawing, listening to music, reading, and swimming.
Likes: Exploring, magic, road trips, sailing, her old doll, her baby blanket, sword fighting, hanging on rooftops, food, pranks, fire, and building traps.
Dislikes: Spiders, bugs, rats, Ignorance, needles, how clumsy she is, songs with no lyrics, long sleeves on shirts, heights, bullies, being picked on, the dark, being alone, being abandoned, and losing her friends.
Favorite musicians: Cavetown, Taylor Swift, Eminem, Melanie Martinez, The Dragonslayers, etc.
Physical Quirks/Scars: Very short nails (from biting them), sideways anchor tattoo on her right knee, small dot scars all over her left hand, healed cuts on her feet, and 6 tattoos. (A skull and crossbones with a sword running through it on her wrist with the words 'Family doesn't end in blood' surrounding it. A hooked cane on her left shoulder. A small winged hook on her right shoulder. A crocodile and flower compass on her left shoulder blade. A rope and sword on her right one. And she small skulls on her other wrist. One on fire, one with a black cat on it's head, and one with a hook necklace on it's head).
Family: Hugo (stepdad), Varian (Bio Dad/Donator), Cassandra (Bio Mom), Andrew (step dad), Captain Hook (Adoptive Dad), Zarina (Adoptive Mom), Mama Hook ( adoptive grandma), mother gothel (disowned grandma), Ulla (grandmother), Davy Jones (Adoptive grandfather), Captain of the guards (Adoptive grandfather), Ginny Gothel (Adoptive sister/bio aunt), Mason and Glenn Gothel (bio uncles), Harriet and Cj Hook (Adoptive sisters), Harry Hook (Adoptive Brother), Peter Pan (Possible Adoptive Brother), etc.
Honorary Family: Hades, Persphone, The Fitzherberts, Yong, Nuru, and The Stabbington brothers.
Friends: Chad Charming, Audrey Rose, Bobby Hood, and her crew.
Pets: Icarus (Owl) and Midas (Racoon).
Love Inserest: Prince Haul Ryder Bjorgman.
Optimistic or Pessimistic: Optimistic.
Introvert or Extrovert: Niether. She's an ambivert.
Occupation: High school student and pirate captain.
Extracurriculars: Art Club, Creative Writing Club, School News Paper, and Archery.
Favorite Animal: Frogs.
Favorite Color: Red, Black, and Gold.
Favorite Book: 'A Light In The Attic' by Shel Silverstein.
Favorite Food: Spicy chicken sandwiches.
Favorite Drink: Sam's Cola.
Favorite Movie/TV Show: Fear Street Trilogy and Batman Beyond.
Background: Once upon a time, Cassandra wanted a kid but her on again off again boyfriend, Andrew, wasn't available to have kids so they used Varian (this is when he was around (30) as a donor and Hannah was the result. For the first few months of her life, she was passed between her four parents (Cassandra and Andrew: Hugo and Varian) until Gothel murdered her bio parents. She was found by Captain Hook who along with his wife, Zarina, adopted her. Thus how she became Hannah Hook. She eventually went on to become a pirate captain after winning her ship in a poker game at 6. She is every bit her parents' child. All of them. In one. Even though she doesn't know it.
~~~~Playlist~~~~
"Family" by Mother Mother.
"The Mutineer" by JT Music.
"I'll Be Good" by Jaymes Young.
"Adventure Is Out There" by AJR.
"She's a rebel" by Green Day.
"Control" by Hasley.
"Everyday Superhero" by Smash Mouth.
Please don't be mean. Varian and Cassandra weren't romantically involved-- their relationship is strictly platonic. Varian was just a donar and they both were nearly 40 when Hannah was born. So please don't leave any mean comments.
Inspired by @thecaptainsgingersnap and @theinnerworkingsofoc .
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hannahhook7744 Β· 1 year
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She has a way with words (with her feet? Not so much);
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Summary; Hannah Hook has always been a klutz.
Trigger Warning: Near Fatal clumsiness. Children in danger. Negligence. Rudeness. Swearing. Near death experience. Canon attempted self mutilation (aka Harry trying to get his hand bit off). Mentions of very brief (past) animal cruelty. Inaccurate use of sign language (I tried researching it but it differs so I don't know if I'm doing it entirely correctly. If I did it wrong, let me know the proper signing please).
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Anyone and everyone who had ever known little Hannah Hook could tell you that she had a phenomenal way with words.
She'd been telling stories ever since she learned sign language, after all. Taking seemingly unconnected plot points that got stuck in her little brain and mixing and matching them together until she had weaved a story so magnificent it had everyone sitting on the edge of their seats.
She could play innocent and dumb well, often tricking people into revealing the way they were able to cheat so well and start coming up with plans to cut said cheating attempts off within seconds.
She gave great threats that she rarely used and was often able to talk herself and others in and out of trouble on a good day.
It was one of the few things the majority of the isle could agree on:
Hannah Hook had a way with words.
Her feet, on the other hand...
Well, few people liked pointing it out but it was obvious who could see or hear that Hannah was a very clumsy person.
A klutz.
A walking train wreck.
Whatever you wanna call it.
Hannah Hook was undoubtedly it.
Almost to a fatal degree and Hannah been ever since she was a wee baby.
Much to the dismay of those around her.
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Harriet heard a thud, thud, thud one day when she was trying to draw a map when she was 5 (almost) and went to investigate. Only to find her 8 month old sister, Hannah Hook, walking into a barrel.
The ravenette stared for a few minutes, absolutely baffled as the wee baby walked into it yet again as if not seeing it. Only to fall back on her butt, get back up, and do the same thing again while trying to get past it.
It was a werid sight to see indeed. Especially when one took into consideration that Hannah hadn't been walking that morning. But Harriet just brushed it off and waited to see if Hannah would figure out how to get around it on her own.
When it became apparent that, that wasn't going to happen the older girl sighed heavily and walked over. Causing her little sister to look in her direction, scrunching up her face up in confusion.
Harriet just picked her up and moved her to side, exasperated as the little girl stumbled off. Laughing gleefully, causing the ravenette to shake her head before she retreated back to her room.
'What a werid kid...'
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Hannah's clumsiness didn't get any better as she aged. She'd still bump into things and trip constantly-- getting bruises and cuts and bumps on the daily.
Which infuriated 3 year old, Cj Hook to no end because 'it ruined her wharf cred!'. Even though she had no idea what exactly that meant, having learnt the phrase from Harriet's friends.
But still, it sounded serious to her and one day, after Hannah tripped down the gang plank, the blonde snapped. Storming down after her down and signed at her furiously.
Her signing barely legibly as she quickly held up her dominant hand into the number five sign so that her palm was facing her and closed it. Before gesturing to her hand.
She repeated the action as the two year old squinted at her.
'Hold. Hand. Hold. Hand!'
Hannah held out her hand, furrowing her brows. Extremely confused as to what her older sister wanted from her.
Cj nearly growled in frustration, rolling her eyes as she yanked the smaller girl by the hand and dragged her off to the market place. Not releasing her hand until they were back on the Jolly.
Which continued for the next two years until she realized that being seen holding your younger sister's hand was even more embarrassing than them being a walking train wreck and promptly quit the tradition. Denying that it ever happened and that anyone who remembered her doing so was delusional.
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"Come on, you dumb, overgrown lizard!" 7 year old, Harry Hook griped, scowling as hung off of the dock. Dipping his hand in the water, trying to entice the ancient and aging Tick Tock to chomp off his hand already.
He just needed to get a Hook just like his dad!
Uma and Harriet had refused to assist him in his quest, so he wasn't having in any luck. And since it was his turn to watch his youngest sister, he was having even worse luck than he usually did.
And while Harry usually loved Hannah's excited, distracted chattering, in the moment it was making him irritable. Because all it was doing was scary to the other crocodiles off.
So, he did the only logical thing.
Signed for her to go play somewhere else, ignoring the sad look she gave him as he turned back to the thing that scared their dad the most.
Tempting fate and paying no mind to the fact that Tick-Tock's jaws were longer than he was as he shouted at it "TAKE A BITE ALREADY!"
The dastardly creature just opened one eye lazily and went back to sleep.
Harry scowled, tempted to throw a rock at it but knowing better after the last time. He shivered, remembering the tongue lashing Ginny, Harriet, and Uma had given him.
"Stupid bloody, overgrown--"
The young devil-may care buccaneer was cut off mid-rant when a loud splash and familiar cry rang out.
Harry spun around so quickly that he nearly got whiplash, eyes wide as he saw his little sister thrashing around in the murky water. Where she was barely, if at all, separated from all the dangerous creatures that lived in it.
"Oh sweet evil" was all he said as he bolted over to recuse her. Knowing that his parents were going to kill him.
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"Ginny! Ginny! Look how high up I am!" 9 year old, Hannah Hook, called out to her older sister who was trying her best to do her potions homework.
The 14 year old barely looked up from her book.
"That's nice squirit."
"You aren't looking!"
"I did look!"
"No you didn't!"
Ginny sighed, dog earring the page before looking in the direction of Hannah's voice-- nearly causing her to have a heart attack.
There, up in the bell tower-- hanging out of the window-- was her tiny, bumbling sister. Who slipped at the exact moment.
Luckily for them both, Claudine was up there about to ring the bell to signal that school was over and quickly caught her by her arm. Yankimg her back in.
Ginny buried her face in her hands, groaning and feeling faint "that kid is gonna be the death of me..."
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Hannah ran through the woods of Neverland, howling with laughter as Peter flew after her.
"Run run run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, Peter Pan!"
The brunette sang out playfully, causing her brother to sped up. Both of them slapping tree branches out of their way.
"Yes I can!"
"No you can't!"
"Yes I can!"
"No you can-- AHHHH!"
Hannah yelped as her foot connected with a sturdy root, causing her to tumble down the hill.
"Uh oh" Peter mumbled to himself, before zooming down after her in an attempt to catch her.
Which only earned both of them a bloody nose and a multitude of bruises, bumps, and cuts. But both of them had quite the laugh about it.
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hannahhook7744 Β· 1 year
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I'm here, lol. Hannah Hook meeting Captain Magnum be like;
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Trigger warning; swearing, gore, piracy, child injury, etc.
Also merry Christmas! Also sorry this spiraled out of control.
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Captain Magnum had long ago grown accustomed to the odd strangers that would come and go from his ship. Almost always coming from the sky with no clue of what was going on.
But this, was by far, the oddest encounter he had ever had for a plethora reasons. Because this time, it wasn't a grown up in strange clothing that had fallen out of the sky. No, this time, it was a mere girl in pirate's clothing who couldn't be more than twelve years old. Thirteen at most.
The change was unexpected and had thrown him off greatly. It had thrown him off so much in fact that all he could do for a good five to ten minutes was stare at his unexpected vistor.
She was a tiny thing (compared to him at least) with paling skin and watering, fear filled brown eyes. Her hair was short and wild, and a dark brown color and had two noticable streaks in it (one white on the left side and a teal one mirroring it on the right side).
And she was clutching her near managed leg.
"Begad!" The towering man exclaimed, rushing over. Wondering just who could have done such a thing to a child and what could possibly be an excuse for it. He couldn't think of any that would be anywhere near reasonable enough to cause someone to do this to a child.
A child who was losing blood fast while his small crew stood around stunned.
The pirate captain felt his blood boil.
"WHAT BE YOU BILGE RATS DOIN' ?! ARE YOU LOADED TO THE GUNWALL OR JUST CHOWDER HEADED?! MAKE HASTE AND GET THE MEDIC OR I'LL HAVE YA ALL KEEHAULED!"
That threat caused his men to scatter-- sending many of them running to find the medic. Right as the young lass collapsed, nearly braining herself on the deck. Luckily, Captain Magnum caught her head just in time.
He sighed.
"May the odds be in your favor, lass"
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hannahhook7744 Β· 2 years
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For Hannah Hook:
favourite outfit?
favourite place to travel to?
favourite thing to do to relax?
special interests?
favourite song?
Favorite Outfit?:
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Red tape up converse. Red leather tail coat jacket. Red and black fingerless pirate gloves with a gold pirate skull on each one. Red pirate hat with a gold pirate skull on one side and a black feather on the back. Her gold and black, Red lensed steam punk style googles. A hook necklace with matching earrings. Black, baggy, torn paint stained pants. A black satchel. A black sword sheath. A black skull ring with a purple gem in it and a black, sliver, and gold pirate ring. And a black baggy skill tshirt as featured above.
Favourite place to travel to?;
Arendelle, Wonderland, and Neverland.
Arendelle because Haul lives there.
Wonderland because it's fun and ridiculous.
Neverland because of the freedom it gives.
Favourite thing to do to relax?;
Eat or listen to music.
Special interests?;
Writing, drawing, juggling, etc.
Favourite song?;
Family by Mother Mother (currently).
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hannahhook7744 Β· 2 years
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My descendants oc aesthetics part 3;
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Jameson "James" Winston Rourke. Age 12. Son of Lyle Tiberius Rourke and a brothel worker. Rigger of the Storm Bringer aesthetic.
Theme Song: "Pretty fly for a white guy".
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Francesca Valentina Delgado. Age 12. Daughter of Victor Delgado and Morgana. Boatswain of the Storm Bringer aesthetic.
Theme Song: "Oridnary Girl".
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GenesisΒ ElaineΒ Flores. Age 12. Daughter of Challancor Esteban Flores and DoΓ±a Hortensia Paloma. Navigatior of the Storm Bringer aesthetic.
Theme song: "Castle."
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Anastasia "Anna" Johanna Bog. Age 13. Daughter of Chernabog and a human woman (named 'Amelia') who was murdered. The Lawyer/Law tracker and Hunter of the Storm Bringer aesthetic.
Theme song: "Killer Queen."
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Aaron Johnathan Bog. Age 13. Son of Chernabog and a human woman (named 'Amelia') who was murdered. The Treasuerer of the Storm Bringer aesthetic.
Theme song: "Grow up."
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Howard "Howiee" Earnest Wolf. Age 13. Son of Zeke Midas "Ezekiel" Wolf and a werewolf woman who bounced. Werewolf and The Night Guard of the ship aesthetic.
Theme song: "Protector."
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Herlando Sherwin Dancer. Age 12. Son of Dragos the Dancer and a human woman, both of who bounced when he was young. Vampire and Back Up Medic of the Storm Bringer aesthetic.
Theme song: "Sick Boy."
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Gunner Constantine Harp. Age 12. Son of Cupid and the golden Harp. Back Up, Back Up Medic and Child Minder of the Storm Bringer aesthetic.
Theme song: "I see your monsters".
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Hope Faith Sid. Age 17. Daughter of Banshee and Yen Sid. The Entertainment and H.R. representive of the Storm Bringer aesthetic.
Theme song: "Freak The Freak Out."
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Moxford "Moxie" William Frankenstein-Van Helsing. Age 15. Son of Victor Frankstein and Elsa Van Helsing. Wenidgo Like Experiment and Back Up Night Guard of The Storm Bringer aesthetic.
Theme song: "Monster."
(The next and final part will be released soon. If anyone is interested in knowing the ships of my ocs let me know and I'll make a post about it. Enjoy).
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hannahhook7744 Β· 2 years
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Dr Jiminy part 2;
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Summary; in which Jiminy Cricket has a show like Dr Phil that also does parentity testing. Trigger warning; child abuse, guns, and a broken marriage. Swearing. Part 1 can be found here.
Requested by @idontliketomatoesleavemealone . Hope you enjoy.
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Dr Jiminy: Hannah, is it true that you threw a shoe at Parker (Percival McLeach's son) here's face?
Hannah, arms crossed with a scowl on her face: It is.
Crowd *gasps and boos*
Dr Jiminy *raises hand to silence the crowd* Now, why would you do a thing like that for?
Hannah: I warned him I'd throw a shoe at him if he didn't stop flirting with my sisters. And he didn't soooo--
Parker *jumps up from his seat, throwing his hand into the air* Objection! I call hearsay!
Hannah *snorts loudly, glaring at him* this isn't a courtroom, dumbass!
Parker: HEARSAY!
Hannah *jumps up and gets in his face* STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SISTERS!
Dr Jiminy: SECURITY!
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Dr Jiminy: Luke, will you please sit down so we can discuss this like adults--
Luke, running around the set and dodging security: NOOOOO! I DIDN'T CONSENT TO THIS!
King Caleb Westergaard: Nephew, please---
Luke, jumping over a chair: NO! DON'T CALL ME THAT, YOU ASSHOLE-- I'M NOT YOUR NEPHEW!
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Dr Jiminy, gesturing with his hands: Now, Bill. Would it really kill you to tell Isaac that you love him once and awhile?
Bill Cipher, laughing:It's funny how dumb you are!
Isaac, sliding down in his seat and pulling his beanie down over his face, muttering: I hate you, I hate you. I hate this. Why did I even agree to come here?
Dr Jiminy: Excuse me?
Bill Cipher: I said it's good to be back!
Dr Jiminy: I don't think--
Bill Cipher: You don't need to think! Your reality is an illusion!
Isaac, still muttering: Kill me now.
Bill Cipher: Now son, where would the fun be in that?
Dr Jiminy, under his breath and into his comm: Send in Ford...
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Dr Jiminy, hiding under a table: Gentlemen, Gentlemen! Are the firearms really necessary?
Parker, pointing a gun at his dad-- Percival McLeach: Yes!
Percival McLeach, also aiming a gun but at his son: For once, I agree with the boy!
Dr Jiminy, muttering under his breath exasperated and still taking cover: Oh man, I do not get paid enough for this.
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Dr Jiminy: Now Gaston, is it true that you refuse to claim little Gemma here as your own?
*a video of Gemma pops up on screen*
Gaston: Yes, because she's not mine!
Crowd *boos and starts throwing stuff*
Crowd member 1: YOU SUCK!
Crowd member 2: YOU STINK!
Enchantress, Jumping up: THAT'S A LIE AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT! SHE HAS YOUR FACE! YOUR EYES!
Dr Jiminy: Ma'am calm down. Now, Gaston, why do you think Gemma isn't yours?
Gaston: cause no girl could be a child of Gastons! It's impossible! My family can only create boys!
*booing gets louder, gagging can be heard. Steam is coming off of the Enchantress*
Dr Jiminy in disbelief, waves a paper in the air: Well, this DNA test will prove whether or not that's correct. Drum roll please!
*drum roll starts*
3...
2...
1..
Dr Jiminy: Gaston..
*Gaston, arms crossed, looking smug*
Dr Jiminy: You ARE the father!
Crowd *starts screaming*
Gaston *jumps up* LIES! This is RIGGED!
Dr Jiminy: Now, Gaston, I understand that you're upset but--
Gaston *starts throwing chairs and destroying furniture *
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hannahhook7744 Β· 2 years
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Why Hannah doesn't get along with the core four (at first);
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(This is why she has beef with Jay).
Mal is an obvious one but I'll make it clear. Hannah doesn't like her because of the isle stuff that she thinks was a bit more than necessary, among other reasons. But again, this is before they have more common ground after being sent to Auardon.
Evie is less obvious and less intense. Hannah and her don't get along because in my thing, Evie and Harry use to be friends before she was banished and after many years of Harry sneaking into the castle to help her things went south. Aka Harry got caught. And for three years, he never saw her again because she wouldn't let him. So you can imagine how mad Hannah was when she joined Mal. Also, Hannah gets really tired of her playing stupid when they both know she isn't. It has led to many arguments.
Hannah has no problem with Carlos even though he isn't perfect. He's never done anything to her or her friends and family directly. And she doesn't blame him for trying to protect himself by joining Mal, so it causes no problems between them.
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hannahhook7744 Β· 2 years
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In Which Everybody Is Grounded
So, I thought of a thing for your Hannah Hook AU?
"Right!" Harriet glared at those assembled, finishing up her ten-minute-long speech, not that any of them had counted or anything. "Do you have anything to say for yourselves?"
CJ raised a hand. Harriet ignored her.
"You're all grounded," the eldest Hook finished.
This, of course, met with an immediate outburst of protest.
"We're what?" CJ demanded.
"You can't do that?" Harry yelped.
"But I didn't even do anything!" Hannah objected.
"Grounded, Calista, and I most certainly can, Harry, and that's exactly it, Hannah - you didn't communicate with any of us for months, until one day you end up fighting on the side opposing your siblings - what were we supposed to think?"
"What? That's totally unfair!" Hannah argued. "They started it! Besides-" She gestured wildly, seeking any deserving target, and finally pointed at Ginny, who was standing the closest to her and had so far been watching quietly, not saying anything. "-She's the one who almost got me killed by crocodiles!"
"I said I was sorry!" Ginny finally broke her silence to say. Turning to Harriet, she asked "Does this also apply to me too?"
"Yes," Harriet said.
"But I'm older than you, and I'm not even-"
"I don't care!" Harriet clapped her hands once, sharply. "All of you are grounded! Starting now!"
And this is one of the many reasons why Hannah runs off to create her own circus at 15 with Haul, Amira, and her crew. And why she isn't seen for 7 years afterwards lol.
I wonder how they didn't find her though when her crew was literally called the frickin 'Storm Bringer's circus' and is always near a boat?
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Anyway here's a poster I drew for her circus. Enjoy.
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hannahhook7744 Β· 2 years
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The not so wicked stepmother;
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Summary; 22 year old Hannah Hook gets to know her stepmom, Emma. An oc based on Emma from ouat with a few changes.
Requested by @dragoneyes618 .
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Alot of things had changed in the 7 years that Hannah had been gone. And while she had been expecting that, some of it she just couldn't wrap her head around.
Like having a stepmother who wanted to know her.
Sure, the woman had been around when she was 15. Sure, she had known that her dad and her were getting married-- it was one of the reasons she had ran off, after all.
But she just hadn't been expecting her to still be there when she got back. She hadn't wanted her to still be there.
She had thought that her siblings would have driven her off by the time she got back. But they hadn't.
Which had been quite the shock for Hannah when she had shown up with Haul only to be met with the woman answering the door to her father's shop with a child on her hip.
So Hannah did what hooks did best when faced with a problem they didn't want to deal with;
She avoided her.
Was it rude? Yes.
But Hannah didn't know what else to do considering that she had been gone for 7 years and didn't know the first thing about the woman.
Hell, she didn't even know the lady's name.
Was she being childish? Yes.
Did she feel bad about it? Also yes.
But she wasn't about to go admitting that now, especially when she still felt a bit bitter about coming home to find that she had been replaced.
So she continued to avoid her and her father while getting to know her younger sister and keeping her older siblings from murdering her boyfriend turned fiancΓ©.
And eventually, she managed to pick up a few things about the woman that was her step-mother.
Her name was Emma.
She was a few years younger than her father.
She could tell when people were lying.
And she was good at tracking people down.
Which, admittedly, wasn't alot of information. But it was something. Even if Hannah still avoided her, at least she knew something.
But as a wise man once said 'nothing last forever' and that included avoiding people. Unfortunately enough.
It all came to head when Hannah made the mistake of letting her guard down at Hope's 6th birthday. She had gotten overwhelmed by the amazing party and had snagged a bottle of raspberry cosmo before sneaking off to the dock.
Which is where Emma found her.
Hannah was halfway through the bottle when the blonde spoke up "those are bad for you. Especially in one sitting"
The young pirate jumped, choking on her drink. "Bloody hell! Don't sneak up on me like that! What are you even doing here? Don't you have a party to attend?"
Emma, never one to be deterred, just sat down beside her. Raising an eyebrow "Hope won't miss me for a few minutes and I wouldn't have to sneak up on you if you weren't so insistent on avoiding me all the time just because you're too shy to ask me my name yourself."
Hannah shrunk in on herself, visibly embarrassed at being called out before flaming up. "Why would I come ask you your name when you already have a kid? You want to replace my mother like you did me?"
Emma sighed. "Hannah, we didn't replace you. Hope was never meant to be a replacement. Your father was deveasted when you disappeared. We all were and I'm not trying to replace your mother--"
Usually, Hannah would just put on a fake grin and bear the conversation. But usually, she wasn't hammered.
"How could you be devastated that I was gone? You didn't even know me!"
Emma just gave her a tired, almost sad look, not even raising her voice. "I didn't have to know you personally know you to miss you. I just had to know that your father, grandmother, and siblings missed you to miss you. I just had to hear them talk about you to miss you. Because believe or not Hannah, I don't have to know you well to care about you"
Hannah just huffed. Trying to hold on to her anger. She didn't want to replace her mother. She didn't want to get another mother only to lose her like she had her first two mothers. So she just kept pushing the woman's buttons, hoping she's leave.
"Yeah, well I don't want YOU to care about me. So go back to your daughter and leave me alone!"
Everything was silent for a few minutes and Hannah thought she'd be getting her wish. But for some reason, that didn't make her feel any better. And Emma didn't leave.
"We aren't so different, you know. You and I"
The brunette's head snapped up, her brown eyes meeting Emma's green.
"What's that supposed to mean?!"
Hannah knew she was being mean. And she knew that she should feel guilty, which she did, but she also knew that she hated those damn words.
Emma didn't even flinch. Just staring into her eyes.
"We're both orphans who got adopted. We both felt alot of pain and grief in our lives. We both decided to fight back and take what was ours, sticking to our morals even if it cost us. "
Hannah wanted to argue but kept quiet. Staring at her curiously.
"I was abandoned as a baby and adopted only to be returned when I was 3. I was in and out of foster care, and spent most of my life on the run. In and out of jail for stealing and fighting until the isle was built. I never knew my birth parents. I never got to be an actual child. I was miserable till I met your father. I know your pain, even if we don't share the exact same experiences" Emma explained quietly before moving on.
"I'm not trying to replace your mother or force you into caring about me. I don't want to be a wicked step mother. I just want to get to know you and I just want us to be somewhat civil towards one another. For your father and sister. But if you don't want to be civil, I'll respect that. So what do you say?"
Hannah wanted to turn her down. She wanted to be mean. But she could tell that Emma was genuine and knew that her mother-- both of them-- wouldn't want her to act this way. Plus her gulit was alright starting to drown her since she knew she wasn't being fair.
So, instead of rolling her eyes or snapping, she just gave Emma a small smile and shrugged. "I guess I can do that."
And just like that, a relationship started to form. But that's a story for another time. One down the road.
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Summary; How Hannah Hook won her ship. From Blackbeard. In a poker game. When she was 6. Barely a year after she got her hearing aid and glasses. A story Peter Pan has been dying to hear. Featuring Barnaby, an oc of my friend @saveme-storybrooke-potc .
Trigger warning; a bit of threatening behavior, Homicidal thoughts, death threats, swearing and very brief and probably incorrect description of a poker game.
Tags; @chaosgremlin95 .
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15 year old, Hannah Artemis Hook groaned into her hands in annoyance-- blood boiling with frustration. Feeling like she was gonna scream as her older/(younger?) brother flew in circles around her, like he had been for the past hour.
"Please please please. I wanna hear the story. Tell me the story. Please please--"
He'd been like this for days, nagging her whenever she had even the smallest bit of free time to tell him a story. But not just any story. The story. The story of how she won her ship in a poker game when she was 6.
Hannah hadn't had a moment's peace in nearly a week and was silently contemplating the pros and cons of shooting Harry for causing of all this. He had been the one to mention it to Pan, after all. If any one was responsible for the misery he was causing her and deserved to be punished, it was him right?
"Pleasepleaseplease pleeeaaasssssssssseeeee. I wanna hear the story. Tell me the story. Please please--"
Hannah's grip on her book tightened. Her knuckles turning white as she tried in vain to focus on the words on the page. Like she had been doing ever since her brother had popped up in her room.
'Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own w--'
"Come on. You gotta tell me. How can you not tell me such an awesome story? Can you, please--"
Hannah slammed the book shut, cutting Peter off and causing him to stop in midair. "OKAY, OKAY FINE. I'LL TELL YOU! BUT. If I do, you have to shut up, sit down, sit still, and let me read after. Deal?"
Peter immediately lit up and flew down to the floor, taking a seat. "Deal! Now tell it!"
Hannah ran her hands down her face, taking a deep breath. Shoulders shaking. "Okay, so it all started 9 years ago--"
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Captain Hannah Artemis Hook hadn't really existed to the rest of the isle until she was 6 years old.
Well, she had existed but not by name and not by face. She had been known as the Phantom of the lost and the Pirate Phantom who was only ever seen on the rooftops at night. The Phantom with glowing hair and glowing eyes that didn't even try to quieten their steps and laughter.
And, though no one really connected the two legends, the rumored 4th kid of Captain Hook, who no one was really sure existed but swore they had seen toddling after the Hooks and hiding in their jackets for years.
And for the first 6 years of her life, that had been all she was. A legend. A myth. A Spooky story parents told their kids to trick them into being evil. Because she never left her house except at night or with one of her family members. Leading to only the pirates and her parents' friends knowing that Hannah really existed.
And well... what happened on the wharf stayed on the wharf...
All of that changed a year after Hannah finally got her seeing eye goggles and hearing aid, when she was 6.
A year after she had finally been able to see what tricks the pirates played at their poker games and how to really play it.
A year after she had silently taught herself how to do each and every trick.
A year after she had silently taught herself how to sneakily undermine said tricks without anyone noticing.
"Daddy, can I play with you next round?" Hannah had asked her father innocently while he played poker with the other legendary pirates of the isle.
Davy Jones, Jack Sparrow, Captain Flynn, Long John Sliver, Red Jessica, Sharky, Bones, Beatrice Le Beak, Beardini, Captain Chen, Captain Colossus, Captain Fisher, Captain Claw, Captain Buzzard Bones, Captain Bluebeard, Captain Quixote, Captain Gizmo, ShiverJack, Captain Frost, Captain Wraith, Captain Treasure Tooth, and Blackbeard just to name a few.
Her father just shrugged, glancing back at her before giving in. "Sure, I don't see why not". He had brought her and her friends, Skia and Luke-- who were fast asleep on the floor near a bored looking Harriet and Anthony-- here with nothing to do after all. He might as well show them the ropes of the game so he could tell Zarina that they at least learned something while they were here.
"Teaching 'em while they're young now, are ya Jamie?" Red Jessica, Hook's childhood friend and crush, commented teasingly.
"Might as well. Wee one is probably bored out of her mind by now" He defended without any heat. And no one really protested the decision.
They all had kids of their own, after all, blood or not who they had taught the game to. And most of them were already fond of Hannah from all the time she spent around them, so they didn't see any harm in it either.
Even if a couple of them were grumbling about a kid joining in on the fun. Mainly Blackbeard.
And when the round was over, James swapped out with Hannah, and stood behind her shoulder to watch her play. Occasionally whispering in her ear on what to do, which Hannah chose to ignore in favor of continuing on with her on strategy.
Which was shown to be a good idea when she won that round and the next. Frustrated that he had already lost all of the money he had on him to an ill child younger than his own son, Blackbeard sat up and said "If she can beat me in a solo round, then she can have my ship. If I beat her, she'll give me all of her winnings."
That little bet caught everyone's attention, drawing a few gasps out of the crowd. Hannah just grinned at him, showing off her chipped tooth as she stood on the barrel she was sitting on and held out her hand before her father could stop her. "I accept your bet, Blackbeard."
And then theyy shook on it.
The game was on.
The six year old proceeded to destroy Blackbeard throughout the game.
Bluffing her way through it, maintaining her indestructible poker face the entire time. Ignoring the tips her father gave her and thwarting her opponent's every attempt at cheating. A smug look in her eye the entire time.
Eventually, time ran out and it was time for the showdown.
Blackbeard showed his hand;
His cards read 2.3.4.5. 6.
Then the littlest Hook showed hers;
Her cards read 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
Blackbeard's jaw dropped, his eyes widening in disbelief as shocked cheers broke out. All the while Hannah just sat on her barrel, smiling innocently at him. Knowing that she had won the game and his ship fair and square.
"YOU CHEATING LITTLE BI-" Blackbeard lunged at her "I'LL KILL YOU!"
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"And that's how I won my ship. There. Are you happy now?" She asked exhausted. "Can I go back to my book?"
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