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uppoompat · 1 year
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alone, all alone nobody, but nobody can make it out here alone
- maya angelou
happy holidays & happy new year @haeyeongs! i hope this set does justice to some of your favorite girlies in the drama realm and their amazing friendships 💖
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sassycordy · 4 months
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cam mitchell appreciation post 🌻✨🌽🌙🎗️
audio credits: mischiefaudio
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demi-the-demon · 4 months
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have you been nice or naughty? 😈
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coglionemeraviglioso · 4 months
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🎄 Send these trees to ten people you wish to have a good holiday and a happy new years!🎄
thank you so much my darling <3
this go right back to you, have nice holidays :D :3 <333
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riverageleis · 1 year
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I feel the need to recycle some of my holiday stories from last year. This one is endearingly sweet. From my Best Friends universe featuring Sam/Daniel/Cam.
Summary: Cam loves any reason to celebrate life with his lovers. Really, he just enjoys celebrating
Warnings: None, unless overly cheery people make you want to barf. Then...
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kachowder · 1 year
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hiii i love your writing so much and i’ve been deprived of jessie so my brain keeps feeding me scenarios that i desperately need you to write FOR INSTANCE: jessie using his special android abilities to spy on darling (like hacking home security, their cellphone, fun stuff <3) and maybe he sees darling in some.. compromising positions, either with other people or on their own.. idk i just need more of him please i’ll take crumbs
Yandere Android x Reader <3
Tw: Stalking, Generally creepy behavior, NSFW themes, Masturbation, Jessie is a freak, Happy Valentines Day
<>. <3 .<>
It was a slow day, even by Jessie’s standards. In a fit of anxious motivation the night before, Jessie had finished a months worth of calculations for the company and was now left with nothing to do.
Especially since his favorite worker wasn’t present today.
You had been given a paid day off due to covering for 4 other workers during the holidays.
“I need the extra pay for my cat. His allergies are acting up again.”
He was happy your work got recognized, he just wished it had been another bonus. Or maybe a day in the rest lounge. Not at the apartments. Away from him. Physically anyway.
Though he’s sure you knew he would’ve given you a bonus regardless of you actually getting any work done.
Doing a quick scan of the days schedule, noting happily, though with less enthusiasm than usual, that he had no meetings today. Which meant no interruptions and no visits to his office.
Privacy.
And of course with that privacy he’d partake in his favorite past time, typically only during weekends.
Watching you from the comfort of his monitors.
Every apartment building has a series of cameras, that only few humans were aware of. Mostly as a way of monitoring the behaviors of coworkers and looking for signs of poor mental health.
If a worker showed signs of poor health, mental or physical, they were automatically removed from the schedule until they recovered or were deemed fit enough to come back and not hinder work.
Of course if the worker decided, they could resign from coming back completely.
He feared the day that ever happened to you though. He didn’t think he would last long without you in the building. He barely lasted the weekends as it was.
That wasn’t important right now though.
Right now he just needed some B75 TLC time.
1-4-3-7
With ease he typed in the memorized address and dorm number of your apartment complex. It was as easy as doing software scans, given how often he checked in on you.
All with your health in mind of course.
Clicking through the few firewalls he smiled anxiously when the screen showed Cam 1. Your living room.
It was hard not to zoom in on various items in your home, even if he had seen them dozens of times before. And memorized their exact location.
Not that was hard for him to do.
A few portraits. A single Vase with wilted flowers from a promotion party months ago.
A cat bed where your- lovely- hairless cat layed, glaring at where the camera was despite Jessie knowing for fact it couldn’t see it.
It didn’t remove any of the chill that permeated his synthetic skin.
His switched to Cam 3, your home office. The camera was already zoomed in from a previous- visit, and as he slowly zoomed out he paused briefly. Those weren’t what he thought they were right? He knew they were yours. Of course he did.
But why was your underwear on the floor??
His synthetic skin was burned a deep cerulean blue. You weren’t a messy person by any means. And typically any article of clothes he was lucky to find was typically in your bedroom. Where there was no camera.
With shakey hands, he fooled himself into believing it was a glitch, and finished zooming out.
Jessie’s voice box glitched when he choked.
There you were, his precious, hardworking, diligent worker, leaning back in your desk chair doing-
“Ah..fucken hell..”
He forgot there were speakers.
Scrambling to plug himself into the monitor his ears flooded with the sounds of you playing with yourself.
Every lewd, beautiful sound registering and imprinting itself onto his hard drive.
The blue of his senors glowed and blinked warnling. Various pop ups appearing in his vision, warning his system that he was overheating, though he merely pushed them away, his eyes entirely unblinking as he stared at the screen.
He felt dirty. Disrespectful in a way.
But he had never felt more alive either.
And god he could not look away. All his sensors were tuned in. He couldn’t hear, or see anything but you.
The only motors that were functioning anymore were his fans and arms. Which was proven when he felt a new pressure on his-lower half and his eyes snapped down to register his hand palming against his office issued jeans.
A loud whirring sound filled the room as his fans tirelessly worked to keep the android from malfunctioning.
His artificial eyes dilating non stop before he leaned back in his large directors chair, hands finally moving to unbuckle his jeans.
A glitched moan poured from the bots lips as he carefully stroked his already unbearably hard cock.
The logistics of an android having a functioning dick was unimportant at this specific time.
Jessie watched in morbid fascination as you fucked yourself to your computer screen. He couldn’t entirely make out what you were watching, but the faint blue glow on one of the individuals was unmistakable
Holy fuck were you watching android porn?
I mean yeah androids practically dominated the industry but you had made your stance on bots very clear. Yet here you were, touching yourself to a video of- was one of those his model??
“Fuck Y/n…” The whine that poured out would’ve been embarrassing if not for his already melted shame.
His receptors took in every detail he could while his hand satiated his growing need.
God he picture it so perfectly.
Your thighs cupped perfectly in his hands, his sensors taking in the softness of your skin, taking in the heat of your very alive being. Feeling you bounce on his cock- fuck or even fucking him against his desk instead.
He gasped and moaned lewdly at what his eyes began projecting in-front of him. You looked so fucken pretty. And you’d feel so fucking good too.
The new upgrade he got would come in handy.
His hand grew quick, timing his release with your own, just to feel a little closer as one of his hands frantically shuffled through a desk drawer, yanking out a coffee stained uniform shirt. your coffee stained uniform shirt specially.
Jessie shakinly held the fabric up to his nose, inhaling deeply with a gargled moan and hunched back. His hips rutting up into his hand once he threw himself back in the chair.
Fuck he was so close- if you just-
“Mm fuck-!”
He cried out when you finally finished, relishing in your labored breaths, his own glowing release staining the mahogany desk and floor.
He panted with no breath, fans on overdrive as he tried to calm himself down, quickly plugging himself into a nearby adapter to reset and power off.
His energy sources were horrifically depleted. He needed to rest.
“I’ll clean up tomorrow…when Y/- B75 comes back….”
Famous last words moment
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the-offside-rule · 3 months
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Jude Bellingham (Real Madrid) - Moving
Requested: yes
Prompt: Moving in with Jude Bellingham (this came at a good time cuz my fyp is FULL of Jude)
Warnings: cutesy shtuff
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"Jesus, whys there so much books?" Jude asked as he unpacked a third black box filled to the brim with various schoolbooks. "University. I don't think I need to explain further." Y/n replied as she stacked the books onto the newly constructed shelf. "Yeah, but why so many? I thought everything was online nowadays."
Jude couldn't hide his excitement as he helped Y/n move into their new place in Madrid. The air was filled with a mix of anticipation and laughter, creating an atmosphere of warmth and joy. Jude grinned as he lifted another box, "You sure you want all these books in our room, babe?" Y/n chuckled and took a few, placing them on the Shelf above their bed. "Absolutely! They're part of the charm. Plus, they'll have a good view from the shelf." AsAs they unpacked, memories unfolded. Y/n held up an old photo, "Look at us here! Can't believe it's been that long." Y/n stumbled upon another photo of them in the Camp Nou. Their first holiday as a couple. "Remember that trip to Barcelona? Our first adventure together." It was....ironic how he ended up going to the rival team but that was a funny story to tell in the future. She grinned, handing it to her boyfriend. Jude chuckled. "Yeah, and now we're making a new chapter right here in Madrid. Who would've thought?"
They set up a cozy reading nook, and Y/n teased. "Imagine the adventures we'll have in this little corner." She winked. "Behave. I won't bother you when you're there. I'll wait until you get out." Jude said, undoing another box. "We both know you're impatient." She smiled. "You're awfully rude, you know." He muttered. "You love me really Jude."
Amidst the unpacking chaos, they found a quirky souvenir from a past vacation. Y/n held up a miniature flamenco dancer. "We got this in Barcelona too, didn't we? Jesus, I nearly forgot all of these." She turned to see Jude holding a cinema ticket and a receipt. "What's this?" He asked. "Remember our first date to the cinema? I kept the ticket." Jude nodded. "Ah yeah. How could I forget? I spilled popcorn and pretended it was intentional, just to hold your hand." Jude chuckled. "You were quite the romantic back then." Jude held her closely and smiled down to her, just centimeters from her face. "I still am, especially when it comes to you."
"You still know how to make me blush." Jude chuckled. "You'd swear we were married for like 50 years with how you're going on." Jude laughed. "Oh but I love these little tokens. It reminds me of how we got here." She said, holding the ticket in her own hand now. "Our own little museum of love." He joked. "Oh shut up." They shared a playful laugh, turning mundane tasks into moments they'd remember forever.
In between assembling furniture, Y/n looked at Jude with a mischievous grin. "Remember when we tried to build that IKEA shelf? It took us hours!" Jude shook his head. "I still blame the instructions. They're like a secret code only IKEA employees understand." Jude said trying to connect the leg to the new desk. "Or the Swedish." They both burst into laughter, turning the furniture assembly into a lighthearted competition.
While setting up Y/n's study space, Jude couldn't help but express his pride. "You're going to nail uni, Y/n. I'll be right here cheering you on." Y/n playfully tapped his nose. "We cam be eachother's cheerleaders. Go team us!" She smiled. "But I haven't exactly been the best cheerleader, have I?" Jude said. "It's understandable." Y/n replied. "I don't think it is. It would have been understandable for you to not come to my games and support me but you still did. But it's my turn now and I promise I'm going to cheer you on louder than anyone else." Y/n reached out her hand and he took it, interlocking their fingers and kissing them. "I am so happy you're finally here." He whispered.
They shared a sweet moment, realizing that every challenge they faced only brought them closer together. "Come on, last box." Y/n said, handing the heavy box to Jude. He obviously underestimated how heavy it was because he nearly dropped it. "Don't you deadlift at training?" Y/n teased. "Come here you!" She giggled as she ran from Jude around the house, further delaying them actually finishing up the moving process.
As the day unfolded and the furniture set up, the items and memorabilia all set in their place, the couple sat by the pool with the fireplace ablaze, sipping on coffee, and enjoying the peace and quiet of eachother's company. "This is home now, isn't it?" Y/n said, leaning into Jude. He nodded. "Our safe haven. Here's to new beginnings, love." They clinked their coffee mugs, sealing the promise of countless more memories Madrid, in what would now be known as their home.
The day ended with laughter echoing through the halls, love lingering in the air, and the anticipation of countless tomorrows in a city that now held not just their dreams but their shared adventures and cherished moments.
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liesmyth · 4 months
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the locked tomb holiday exchange rec list
Behold! The good, the magnificent, the sad! The filth and the angst and the feelings! The weird shit that would make TazMuir proud! 💀🎉✨☠️🔥🎊
Here are some favourites from a skim of works posted for @tlt-holiday-exchange, both art and fic. They are MANY and they are JUICY. Find the entire collection HERE, and keep an eye on for authors reveal coming soon!
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A Beautiful Fairy Tale. Wake tells little Bomb a bedtime story but she can't mention a princess without talking about guillotines. Rated T.
Dubious Curiosity. Nona is curious. Nona loves everyone. And Nona wants Cam. (Camilla/Nona) Rated M.
Fingers In Her Mouth. Camilla Hect misses the Warden. Maybe he can lend a helping hand… even in death. (Camilla/hand!Palamedes) Rated M.
just guys being bros. Camilla/Gideon. Gideon touches a boob! A very happy new year to awkward butch lesbians everywhere. Rated T.
Pyrrha Dve Appreciation. Pyrrha & Nona, soft hugs! Rated G.
Stealing Breath. Camilla/Gideon butch-off make-out session. Rated G.
To Shreds, You Say? Pyrrha/Mercymorn/Wake fucking nasty. Rated E.
FIC FILLS
a buried and a burning flame. Coronabeth fucks Gideon's corpse. Rated E.
For all intents and purposes the corpse of the Ninth’s cavalier is a bad lay. That’s all fine, though.
a grave, deep and narrow. Camilla/Palamedes, GtN AU, Character Death, Tape Recorder Conversation Redux. Podfic included! Rated T
Only Lyctors were meant to leave the First House alive. Ianthe insists on bringing Coronabeth; Judith dies of her injuries. Camilla is stranded alone at Canaan House — alone, except for the persistent hallucinations of her necromancer.
affix. Coronabeth/Harrow, humiliation kink, improper use of bones, dom!Harrow, GtN era. rated E.
Cytherea doesn't go to Canaan House AU - Corona overconfidently approaches Harrow in the hopes of exchanging lab keys. Harrow humbles her quickly.
AITA for telling my dad I didn't like my birthday party? Gideon & John, In-Universe Social Media, Character study, Rated T.
I (20F) told my dad (45?M) that I wanted a cool birthday party, but he threw me a terrible birthday party instead. Am I really the asshole for telling him I didn't like it?
and kings shall come out of thy loins. Gideon/Ianthe, crack treated seriously, body horor, SNAKES. Rated M.
Ianthe saves God from the stoma and the River and all she has to show for it are these fucking snubes.
come, dearest heart. Lyctor Palamedes AU, HtN era. Camilla/Palamedes, Pyrrha/Palamedes, Pyrrha/Camilla/Palamedes. Rated E.
In Canaan House, Palamedes Sextus unwillingly ascends to Lyctorhood to put an end to Cytherea the First's rampage. He's left heartbroken, grieving, and terribly, terribly lonely.
Don't Care If You Think I'm Dumb (I Don't Care At All). Gideon/Ianthe, Gideon as Kiriona, Unwholesome Tower Princes Bonding ft. bad sex and retail therapy. Rated E.
The newly christened Kiriona Gaia is not having a good time on the Mithraeum. At least she has Ianthe there to make her worse.
Follow Your Dreams, Never Let Them Die. Gideon/Harrow, Pokemon trainers AU! Rated T.
On her Pokemon Journey, Gideon Nav approaches the mysterious Drearburh City Gym - but something feels oddly familiar.
Gaia's Natural Market. modern AU, retail hell, Harrow/Gideon, Harrow/Ianthe, Gideon/Ianthe. Rated T
RING-A-DING-DING, the Holiday's are here! And nothing says "Give!" like the bounty of the Mother Herself, so come on by to GAIA's Natural Market! Treat your family to a home-cooked meal with only the PUREST of ingredients - all Produce Organic, all Products non-GMO, and all Smiles Authentic and free of Toxins!
Good Girl. Coronabeth/Ianthe, puppyplay, muzzles, rated E.
Coronabeth is Ianthe's big dicked bimbo puppy. Ianthe's into it.
Goodnight, New Rho. Camilla & Nona. Domestic Fluff, Missing Scene. Rated G.
Nona gets a bedtime story. Camilla reminisces about growing up with an older sister. They both sleep well, despite a notable lack of dogs.
In the Empire of the Deeps. Gideon/Nona/Ianthe, Gideon/Ianthe, Pirate AU, monsterfucking-adjacent, Nona is an eldritch sea creature. Rated E.
A chance encounter on the beach. Ianthe is manipulative, Kiriona is sad, and Nona is not as innocent as she seems. Sometimes, you might yearn for one person and meet another one. Sometimes, you have to take what you can get.
just like normal. Ianthe/Coronabeth, Cytherea is also there. Penis in vagina sex, Exhibitionism, Squirting. Rated E.
Ianthe gives herself a cock, and Corona is increasingly bewildered that she hasn’t been allowed to sit on it yet.
language of its own. Camilla/Palamedes. Worldbuilding, idiots to lovers, pre-canon. Rated T.
Camilla Hect has to do an erotic poetry final.
Masochism Tango. Porn with feelings, knifeplay, vivisection, lyctor-typical everything. Rated E.
Two occasions in which Pyrrha Dve had the pleasure of being under Cytherea's knife, and Mercymorn had the pleasure of Pyrrha Dve.
METHODS OF SUBDUCTION. Judith/Cornabeth, Judith & Varun. Planetary science rizz. Rated M.
Varun the Eater teaches Judith Deuteros how to flirt.
midnight mass. Mercymorn/Cristabel, pre-canon, Character Study. Rated T.
A lifetime before the resurrection and two decades before the apocalypse, a novice nun and a third-year medical student discuss goodness, passion, and salvation at midnight on Christmas morning.
motherhood. Mercymorn uses flesh magic on Wake. Hate sex ensues. Body horror, motherhood as violence, canon compliant. Rated E.
“I will kill you,” you say, with all the placid fervor of a religious convert. When you’re on the edge of real violence, you lose that tense little furrow in your brow—it’s beautiful, really. “Please give me a reason.”
My Love Overflows. Corona/Ianthe, Strap-on, Dirty talk, Impact Play, Hair Pulling, Bladder control. Rated E.
The one in which Corona pisses all over herself at Ianthe's whims.
name and rank. Judith/Coronabeth, Judith & Varun. Judith's failwoman swag! Rated T.
As Judith lies dying, she has nothing but time. Varun the Eater uses it to teach her how to flirt with the Princess. Don’t worry. Varun has got this!
New Rule. Mercymorn/Pyrrha, Ranch AU, stablehand Pyrrha, boss/employee relationship. Rated E.
Never hire stablehands who are too handsome and capable for their own good.
no shade in the shadow of the cross. Cytherea/Mercymorn, angst, fisting, two pillow princesses NOT making it work! Rated E.
Cytherea and Mercymorn have an ill-timed tryst.
per my last email. Camilla/Palamedes. Academia, banter. On peer review and multitasking. Rated M.
“Warden,” she said patiently, “you want me so badly it’s making you stupid."
RISKING OUR LIVES FOR UNIVERSITY HOLE???? 🤯😳 University AU, Team 69. The hole is a basement to be clear! Rated T.
The difficult part of visiting the local haunted house for a feature in the university magazine is not actually the visiting; it’s the writing about it afterwards.
So Messed Up. Ianthe/Coronabeth. Puppy play, collars & leashes, tail plug. Rated E.
Ianthe using her flesh magic to give Corona a big cock for petplay because she loves the idea of her sister being a big dicked bimbo puppy girl who just wants to rut into her.
The Great Gamete Gambit. Camilla & Palamedes, Pre-canon, worldbuilding, sixth house reproductive practices. Rated G.
Palamedes and Camilla have an important package to send, but there's been a heist in the gamete repository! Can the 15-year-old Master Warden and his cavalier crack the case?
The Sextus Scandal. Camilla/Palamedes, Epistolary, Pre-Canon Divergence. Rated E.
Transcripts and documents relating to the disciplinary hearing and subsequent resignation of Master Warden Palamedes Sextus.
Ways to Be Perfect. Babs/Colum Asht, GtN era, Rated M.
When Naberius first glanced across the supper table at Colum Asht, he didn’t immediately get the impression that he was liked.
The end!
Thank you for making it this far. If you enjoyed any of these works, or anything else in the collection, please drop a comment to make our creators feel appreciated <3
[post creators reveal exchange wrap post]
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earthtooz · 1 year
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༉‧₊˚. BLUE LOCK MASTERLIST:
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ITOSHI RIN:
❛ 2 AM it’s 2 am and someone is knocking on your door like a madman...
❛ ferris wheel kiss in which he kisses you for the first time on a ferris wheel.
❛ itoshi rin bf hc
❛ sugar n everything nice why the hell was itoshi rin in your kitchen?
❛ nervous out of all things to happen on a saturday evening, you weren't expecting itoshi rin to crash your date.
❛ dimples when itoshi rin was younger he had the prettiest dimples.
❛ kiss cam + jealousy
❛ PUNCH TO THE HEART ! 2.2k words | boxer!rin shows up at your place at 2:35 am, desperate for some first aid and your love.
❛ NO FEAR | 5k event 5k words | itoshi rin rejected you, so why isn’t he handling your avoidance well?
❛ clingy!rin
❛ ABUNDANCE ! 1.6k words | rin doesn��t know when to stop spoiling you and you don’t know how to stop him either.
❛ MORE 1.1k words | rin’s not happy with your decision to sleep on the couch.
❛ SAY YES TO ME 2.1k words | itoshi rin tastes like grape soju, temptation, and adoration, all in one.
❛ morning kiss you have yet to give rin his morning kiss.
AFTERGLOW 5.2k words | rin doesn’t realise what he has until it’s gone. now that you’re gone, he will do anything to get you back.
❛ HEART LIKE YOURS 1.1k words | rin is drunk and incredibly infatuated with you. so much so, that he wonders what he did to deserve someone like you.
❛ unofficial boyfriend rin
MIKAGE REO:
❛ hurt/comfort blurb
❛ reo boyfriend headcanons
❛ SHADE MATCH 1.3k words | reo loves your lipstick. even more so when it’s on him.
❛ SWEET NOTHING 2k words | reo doesn’t think he has many loveable traits. you show him otherwise.
❛ COUPLE HUNDRED MILES 1.4k words | you’re a few minutes away from boarding a flight when an unexpected mikage reo appears and spills his heart to you.
❛ drabble
❛ AUGUST 12TH 2k words | reo sees his birthday marked down on your calender, and it fills him with the courage to win you back. or, he’s hiding from the paparazzi… in your apartment, for whatever reason.
ITOSHI SAE:
❛ nap time you've ruined him. you've ruined his nap time (he can't nap without you anymore).
❛ sae hurt/comfort
❛ beach holidays with sae
❛ WITH(OUT) 1.8k words | in which: after a messy breakup with sae, you find yourself waking up next to him two weeks later, this time just more in love.
❛ TWO WEEKS collab masterlist | as sae’s manager, you should not have fallen in love with him, so you’ll give yourself two weeks. two weeks and you’ll never hear of itoshi sae ever again… not unless the soccer star has something to say about that.
❛ CHANGE YOUR MIND 1.2k words | it’s 2 am and itoshi sae is outside your door, hoping for a second chance.
ISAGI YOICHI:
APOLOGY ACCEPTED ! 1.9k words | isagi doesn't like it when you give him the silent treatment.
NAGI SEISHIRO:
❛ nagi bf headcanons
❛ BETWEEN LOVE AND LIES ! | 5k event 11.9k words | you thought nagi was dating you for media reputation... so why does this relationship feel suspicious real?
MICHAEL KAISER: ❛ LOVE OF A KIND 2.2k words | kaiser needs to be reassured that you love him, even if it’s just a fraction of how special you are to him.
MULTI:
❛ FAKE LOVE┆nagi + rin + sae the reader receives hate
❛ FAKE LOVE pt 2┆reo + kaiser + isagi the reader receives hate
❛ I KNOW I LOVE YOU ! ┆nagi + rin + reo when they realised they loved you
❛ POCKY GAME┆multi in which, you play the pocky game with bllk boys
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teafairywithabook · 4 months
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How Redacted Characters Wrap Gifts Pt 2
Here's how I envision various Redacted bois would wrap their gifts...
Demons
Avior: So neat. Matching ribbon and gift tag. If he can't find a matching gift tag, there won't be one. He'll remember who it's for. Doesn't have huge amounts of patience for wrapping, so although he prefers to hand wrap, if it's a difficult shape, has no qualms at all about finger snapping the wrapping!
Regulus: He knows his precious human enjoys unwrapping gifts at this time of year. Unfortunately they're unavailable to do so at the moment. When they're in a better position, however, there's a lot - and I do mean a lot - of gifts waiting for them, hidden away. All perfectly wrapped as they deserve, in sparkly paper. Ready to make them smile as much as they make him smile. Eventually...
Camelopardalis: Uses seed paper. It's colourful and has wildflower seeds in so you can plant it. I nearly gave this one to Huxley, but this kind of felt like Cam would like it too.
Vega: Given that gifts aren't a human concept, he could be persuaded to give someone a token gift perhaps? If they needed something, like a human to feed on maybe. Wrapping might be a step too far.
EMPOWERED HUMANS
Elliott: Uses fabric! Brightly colored scarves, fabric squares, anything he thinks the reciever would enjoy.
Blake: Gets that cheap shit that tears the second you try and use it. Tapes over the holes badly. Pathetic.
Morgan: Tired of this shit already. Uses gift bags. So much easier!
James: Gives gift cards inside greetings cards, written really nicely in fountain pen.
UNEMPOWERED HUMANS
Geordi: Passable. Not quite as bad as Asher, but this is not really a skill Geordi has. Likes to use bio-degradable paper.
Guy: WRAPPING! Oh yes! Will absolutely try to find funny or offensive paper. Be warned. Probably as bad as the contents. Saw a YouTube Short about wrapping a gift in several layers of duct tape, zip ties, paper, staples, rubber bands and thought it was HYSTERICAL! Honey did not.
Aaron: Very civilised. Sits down with everything he needs, some music on and a drink, and spends a whole evening wrapping up in nice normal paper.
Marcus: Tells people he's "donating to a good cause this year" instead of giving gifts and cards. He's a lying sack of shit.
Ollie: Very careful, and you can generally see where he's peeled back the tape to re-stick it because he dropped the tape on the paper in the wrong place.
SPECIAL MENTIONS
Hush: Wasn't sure what was going on, but after Doc showed him and explained the whole thing, turned out to be really good at wrapping. Doc made him wrap all of theirs too.
Adam: He would roll the paper around the gift and roll the tape around it several times, but he can't, because he's FUCKING DEAD IN EVERY UNIVERSE.
Marie: You don't wrap Tupperware. She gives food. She's perfect like that.
Did I miss anyone? Want me to do someone? Let me know!
Happy holidays!
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cilil · 4 months
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AO3 recommendations overview
A good chunk of the recommendations I received - thanks again to all those who sent me something! - were from AO3 and I couldn't always find a corresponding Tumblr post to reblog so I decided to make a list for convenience (an attempt at sorting has also been made). Please go show some love, enjoy and happy holidays/happy new year!
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₊˚⊹ Ainur
♡ Back In Evernow by @the-red-butterfly (Melkor & Manwë, Gen)
♡ Feathers and Friends by @elennalore (Manwë & Ulmo & Maglor, Gen)
♡ Whenever our paths cross by @thedaughterofshadows (Tilion, Arien & Ilmarë, Gen)
♡ Go Get Him by @glorf1ndel (Eönwë x Arafinwë, T, WoW)
♡ To be Made of Fire by @hirazuki (Mairon & Arien, Gen)
♡ Worth While by @hirazuki (Mairon & Eönwë, T, WoW)
♡ Redeeming graces cast aside by @mirkwood-hr-department (Melkor & Nienna, T, canon divergence)
♡ No Sooner Looked by @verecunda (Melkor x Mairon, Eönwë, T)
♡ When Your Walls Fall by @curufiin (Melkor x Mairon, T, canon divergence)
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₊˚⊹ Elves
♡ So do our Minutes Hasten to their End by @maglor-my-beloved (Caranthir x Haleth, Erestor, T)
♡ Anywhere With you by @last-capy-hupping (Maedhros x Fingon, past Melkor x Maedhros, E, modern AU, heed warnings)
♡ What Happens at Camp Eglarest, Stays at Camp Eglarest by @polutrope (Daeron x Maglor, T, modern AU)
♡ of a harsh and caustic nature (the root of hope) by @oopsbirdficced (Caranthir x Finrod, T, soulmate AU)
♡ A Compass Pointing North by @elentarial (Celegorm x multiple, E, modern AU (cam work))
♡ Pour Out A Drink For Me by @nothinghereisworking (Caranthir x Haleth, T)
♡ Star Anise by @maglor-my-beloved (Fëanor & Nerdanel & their children, Gen)
♡ Bureaucratic outcomes & oversights by @sortumavaara (Glorfindel x Erestor, M)
♡ Snow white and the hunts(wo)men by @goschatewabn (Celegorm x Oromë, M, ABO)
♡ Laws and Customers by @z-h-i-e (Glorfindel x Erestor, little Arwen, Gen)
♡ glade-song by @welcomingdisaster (Galadriel x Melian, M)
♡ Slow Flights by @searchingforserendipity25 (Maedhros & Irmo, Gen, coming back to life)
♡ The Seven Trials of Fingon the Valiant by @melestasflight and @polutrope (Fingon, various pairings, T)
♡ My Bones Divide and Shake by @sallysavestheday (Celegorm & Oromë, Gen)
♡ Nothing gold can stay by @mirkwood-hr-department (Thranduil x Glorfindel, E, long fic)
♡ Something in the Darkness by @hirazuki (Eöl x Aredhel, M)
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₊˚⊹ Dwarves & Hobbits
♡ You Should Be Safe With Me by @fantasyinallforms (Bilbo x Thorin, E, canon divergent verse)
♡ And I’ll say I love you, and I’ll say that I do by @the-girl-with-the-algebra-book (Bilbo x Thorin, Gen, modern AU)
♡ Flowers that Never Die by @frosticenow (Bilbo x Thorin, T, pre-canon)
♡ Fuck Thy Neighbor by @lordoftherazzles (Bilbo x Thorin, E, modern AU, accidental marriage)
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₊˚⊹ For Orc lovers
♡ Scars of Silver and Gold by @niennawept (Adar x OFC, E, ROP verse)
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₊˚⊹ Old/older favorites that helped me through difficult times back in the day:
♡ Catechesis by @lvsifer (Melkor x Mairon, E, pope AU my beloved)
♡ the path of ecstasy by @bodhvild (Melkor x Mairon, E, heed warnings)
♡ In Utumno's Deeps by @foxindarkness (Melkor x Mairon, E, heed warnings)
♡ distractions by @tarmairons (Melkor x Mairon, baby dragons, unrated)
♡ Just This Once by @crackinthecup (Melkor x Mairon, E)
♡ ... and I burn for you by @echoesoftheforest (Melkor x Mairon, E)
♡ Desire by @dragonofmordor (Melkor x Mairon, E)
♡ Sacrament by @mayakoroz (Melkor x Mairon, E)
I was a lurker back then and too shy to comment or make myself known, but I saved links to my favorite works and never forgot about them. Better late than never.
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₊˚⊹ Gifts for yours truly
♡ His Malicious Majesty by @i-did-not-mean-to (Mairon, various pairings, M)
♡ Where there's smoke, there's a fire by @i-did-not-mean-to (Melkor x Mairon x Gothmog, E, modern AU)
♡ Dog eat dog or something like that by @i-did-not-mean-to (Melkor x Mairon, puppy, gen)
♡ Aber bitte mit Sahne... by @i-did-not-mean-to (Melkor x Mairon, Gothmog x Eönwë, E, coffeeshop AU)
♡ Can't you see that I'm bound in chains? by @i-did-not-mean-to (Melkor x Mairon, Gothmog x Eönwë, E, mafia AU)
♡ Reaching for the stars by @i-did-not-mean-to (Manwë x Varda x Yavanna, T)
♡ The adventures of Crablor by @goschatewabn (Crablor x Faramir, E, heed warnings)
♡ Broken traps by @ruiniel (Andreth & a wolf, T)
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₊˚⊹ Art collections (is this cheating? No idea - but this is my event and I loved these so let's put them in as a bonus)
♡ Kinktober by @sortumavaara (various, E)
♡ Kinktober by @elanna-elrondiel (various, E)
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ladykinrannoch · 2 months
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Reading - Bombshell incoming!
Cards laid this morning before I went to the office just typing it up now.
Reading on Camilla's away trip private holiday. From KC perspective. Luna Sol Tarot because the images have lots of exotic landscapes. Yoga mat again since it was super early. Avoiding US interference. Xx
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Situation: The Emperor
He showed up immediately so I knew I was connected to his energy. KC is kinging behind the scenes. He is upright so in control, marshaling resources, bringing order from chaos. Perhaps he got the message from Tumblr that we think BP is fumbling the ball and KCs head is a bit up his ar$e re the Haz thing and that he had better get his act together. LOL, this is a card of getting your act together.
Is KC going with Camilla on her trip as rumoured by others for secret treatments?
Queen of Wands. - No this is a woman travelling on her own without him and/or with her friends. So sorry guys no conspiracy theory here about a dying King who is out of options and needs "Indian Snake Oil" not my words... another "tarot reader"...
How does KC feel about that?
The Lovers - he is not bothered. He is so chilled with her choice. In fact he might be planning a painting trip to his cottage in Wales when he likes to retreat. It feels like he is only to happy to go off on his own in the time off between rounds of whatever treatment he is receiving. In the card the man is perceived bowing to the woman's decision, but I could also interpret it as thank you, for going away and letting me get alone time. Water signs adore their alone time, but we are also very nurturing and motherly to the point that it can get to be too much clucking hen. I think they are at that point where it's enough fussing now and need a break from each other's water sign habits.
If KC is not going with her in secret, is she going alone or with friends/family?
3 cups - she is definitely travelling with friends or family, it is a group event/holiday. Is it someone's birthday among her kids, grandkids or Anabel? It's something of a celebration that KC would not feel up to... besides too many germs for a weakened immune system in big parties.
Is KC upset?
Duality - no not at all, this is go with the flow energy, recognising the different needs and that people can't move around like salt and pepper joined at the hip. WINK! It becomes crushingly suffocating to not get your own time. He is not upset at all.
Outcome:
2 wands - KC has made/is his own travel plans. He is travelling lightly hence I think he is heading off to remote Wales with his paint brushes and watercolours. Wands are travel. So he is not staying home alone, seems like he is going away alone. Like he did after Prince Philip's funeral.
Underlying:
7 swords - some deception or be alert to pickpockets and thieves. Check your wallet, cards and passports are secure. The deception could be that we won't know the destination or will be told one thing and actually the truth is something else. In some cases and situations I might read this as a marital affair, but honestly at the age of them, and how they fought to be together and accepted, I doubt this very much. So it is much more likely that they might lose the upper hand in the week that they are away. Expect Suck-sex to drop a PR bombshell with more lies. It seems like they might see this as an opportunity to do what the press have been suggesting they do, take up the limelight with a view to returning full time. But that is another reading entirely.
Conclusion: Cam is travelling with a friend/family group for a celebration, KC relieved to have time alone and planning his own away/recovery time pursuing a hobby. Understanding each other well enough to go with the flow. But while they are away something could be taken from them... thinking limelight and attention?
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wishmaster · 5 months
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Hey! I was curious and decided to open de 22nd day on the calendar. I was a bit confused at the shape of the chocolate, but I think it’s a leather cap? At least it looks like that kind of hat to me. So I just popped it in my mouth and started eating it, it’s a lot less sweeter than I thought it would be for a calendar chocolate.
Leather Joy
You realize the candy you ate had a taste, like stale sweat. As your body suddenly exploded.
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Your muscled chest on display, leather accent your new young muscle god look, but the candy wasn't done, your old blue jeans just won't do, not for the new you.
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Suddenly leather pants strained to hold in your new body, gauntlets and boots joined. As you stood there ready to strike. You look around your house, looking for your roommate who was just there moments before. Yo smell him, his musk, his cum. You track him down and find the chocolate changed everything about your life.
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He stood there in sexy clothing, you could smell he had just cam. You order him to your side. He does as he's told, he unzips the back of his pants, his cock straining the front looking for another orgasm. He puts his ass in the air as you break in your new boy toy. Happy Holidays indeed.
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irosthings · 1 month
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Happy late birthday Cam! 💗 I knew I was missing out on sth? So I had to look for the ask just to be sure 🥲
Like it's such a funny coincidence but their birthday date matches with Semana Santa/Holy week which it's actually kind of an (religious) important date/holidays week for us spanish speaking countries lol Anyways I love our bestie, so I had to!
Cam is from Keyframes by @blank-house
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angel-of-the-moons · 5 months
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I love your work sm love every update you post!!✦
Could we get some fluff of Peter B? Maybe like the reader has a really rough day at work and I just so physically drained Peter just takes care of them?
(Sorry if this is bad this is my first time requesting!)
YESYESYESYESYES I'M SO HAPPY SOMEONE FINALLY REQUESTED PETER B AND TYSM
Bunny Slippers
Peter B Parker x Reader
TW/CW: None, just some fluff!
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When you came home looking... well, down in the dumps, Peter felt his Hubby Senses tingling.
They were like his Spidey Senses, but for being a husband! Hah! Get it? Ah, right--ahem--anyways...
"Hey, honey, you okay?" Peter asked you, walking up behind you and kissing the top of your head.
"Yeah, I'm just... Had a really bad day today. Just... Ugh. Karen after Karen after Karen." You groan, almost feeling close to tears as you remember getting back to back one-sided screaming matches from the angry customers over things that weren't even your fault.
One guy came and screamed at you over something he ordered from a different store! And he still had the gall to demand a discount and refund from yours!
Peter, ever the sweetheart, wrapped his arms around you and swayed softly back and forth.
"Mayday's asleep. You go on and take a nice hot shower." He says to you.
"But dinner--"
"I can handle dinner, babe." He says, giving you another sweet kiss to your head. "You go relax for a bit."
"Pete..."
"I mean it. Don't make me use my puppy eyes on you!" Peter warns with a waggle of his brows.
You can't help but do anything but smile at his humor and relent, slipping your shoes off and trudging into the bathroom for a much-needed recharge.
As soon as the door clicked shut, Peter went into action. He started pulling out all the ingredients for your favorite meal and made sure he measured each ingredient perfectly.
After all, you having a bad day? His main mission now was making sure you ended the night with a smile. He knew you felt doubly bad as well, for not being able to kiss Mayday goodnight before she drifted off.
He hated seeing you upset. It was one of the worst things he ever felt when you would come home with your bottom lip poking out, your eyes glistening and sad...
You needed a different job. Maybe he could do some asking around, get one with an easier load, better hours and better pay... Because you two also had a baby to raise. She needed stability and you working so much made you feel inadequate as a parent, he could tell by how sadly you smiled when you held Mayday in your arms; how badly you wished you could be with her more.
He made a mental note to start looking online for you as soon as he got the chance. You deserved to work somewhere they knew your worth as an employee and coworker, not tossing you into the meat grinder for pissed off customers who, frankly, could have avoided troubles had they read their warranties or even directions on their purchased products regardless.
And with the holidays coming up, the mental strain from all that was piling up, and up, and up, and...
He sighed softly as the food was finishing up cooking, and he carefully ran to your bedroom, pulling out your comfiest pajama pants, fresh pair of undies, and one of his own shirts for you to wear when you got out.
He was still super duper stealthy as he slipped into the bathroom (almost choking on the amount of steam that invaded his lungs) and slipped the clothes in for you while taking up your uniform and dropping it into the laundry basket for him to do later.
After all, you needed a hell of a break, and chores were the least he could do for everything you already do.
He checked on Mayday through the baby cams, and smiled softly as she kicked out a little foot from beneath her blanket.
He loved the both of you, so so much. He still couldn't believe how lucky he was to have the both of you in his life.
Peter still couldn't believe you gave his dorky ass a shot that very first time he asked you out.
God, that felt like a lifetime ago.
He was shaken from his thoughts when the egg timer went off and told him the food was ready.
And frankly, it looked goddamn delicious.
Don't let it go unsaid that Peter B Parker knew his way around a kitchen. Sure, he ate like a pig (sometimes) and has gotten far too used to a diet of pizza and fast food...
But he sure knew how to cook when it came down to it. And nothing made him happier when he saw a grin break out on your face at the sight of your favorite dish.
Hell, he didn't even notice that you'd walked out of the bathroom until he turned around and almost tossed the rubber spatula he had in his hand across the kitchen.
How you managed to sneak up on him and not trigger his Spidey senses was a damn mystery.
"Aw... Pete..." You said, looking at the (admittedly messy) kitchen, seeing that he was cooking for you.
"I'll clean it up!" He says, sticking the spatula in the sink. "Been multitasking."
He sauntered over to you, proud as can be as he slipped his arms around you and tucked you against his chest.
"You didn't have to..." You start to say.
"Nah, I wanted to. And you deserve it, especially after the day you've had. Give me a hundred angry Goblins any day of the week." He snorts, breathing in the lingering scent of your body wash and soaps.
"At least I can punch him. But an angry customer? Phew, no way. I'd crack."
You can't help but laugh, the sound muffled by his fuzzy bathrobe.
"Yeah. They're terrible. Wanna switch jobs for a day?" You joke.
"Yeah no offense babe, but that's gonna be a hell no from me." He grinned down at you.
The two of you share a quiet laugh and chaste kisses, before he turns away from you and gets your plate ready.
"Bone apple the teeth!" He said, grinning like a ridiculously goofy shark.
"Pete!" You snort around a mouthful of food.
"Yeah yeah, I know I'm hilarious, but it's nothing to get choked up over!"
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thiamblogger · 2 months
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i saw a post where someone said how todd probably blackmailed jeff at one point into helping him go on a holiday with the perry's
(this in which we pretend mr. perry is worthy of something..)
they added in the tags how knox got dragged on holiday despite his clear disinterested, how meeks and cam actually liked their family, how charlie was rich and wasn't passing up on holidays like his and how pitts just liked being alone during their time off...
anyways.
it got me thinking how their introduction with them and their parents really defined them as a character and how their relationship with their parents come to affect it.
we know how todd and neil's play out because we were given something to work with. we were introduced by neil carrying in one of the flags, him like knox not looking to happy - followed by his father silently nodding at him to stand up and recite the four pillars, except he already knew to do this (he's like a trained dog). todd one the other hand is introduced as his brother's brother, as the new kid, he is no more than a person in a mob, his parents forcing him to smile and include himself because it's what jeff would do (he's not jeff though - this creates a border between them, him never seeing himself as anything more either, never feeling like he could).
meeks and cam's interactions are subtle, yet we can see how comfortable they are, there's no reason to question. we see how they get along with their parents just fine and how they are justified in their relationship.. however cam (as much as we dislike him) is not quite as temperamental as todd, but not as out going as charlie - maybe his parents are unlike the others his safe space, he knows not more?
knox has to go to dinners, go where his father tells him, he's almost a shadow, his father wanting him to become what he is - not because they're poor like the perry's but because his father wants him too. perhaps his father's actions and status is the reason he acts so rational is because he sees how dramatic his father can be and how he gets aways with it.
pitts is pitts, we see nothing more and there's nothing about his future (as far as i recall?).
charlie is also a nothing more nothing less situation, his parents are nowhere to be seen or heard from other than the fact his to become a banker.
two situations two different outcomes.
pitts parents don't hover so he has become calm kept and nwanda a wild child.
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