#hashtag sorry Dash

[faeriekit]

#attempted murder for the ask game! 🌱

"...So I'm dead now," Danny ends his story, face in his hands.

"You were dead before this," Sam points out. She takes a bite out of her perfectly carved celery sticks.

"I know, but now I'm dead dead," Danny groans, earning a pat on the back from Tucker. "Like. Dash pushed me off a bridge. And sure, it was an accident, but come on! There's no way I could survive that if I wasn't...me! I can't, like, reappear after that! I should have been a goner!"

"I mean, it was probably an accident," Tucker adds encouragingly, continuing the patting. It's well meant but not helpful in the slightest. Danny groans.

"Congrats on faking your death by accident," Sam says through her celery. She offers Danny a celery stick in commiseration. He eats it, but it tastes like nothing. "Have any big plans?"

"I dunno. Die?"

"You did that already," Tucker and Sam point out.

Danny puts his face in his hands. "I... Did he even report me? Did he even report that he probably killed me? Like...to anyone?"

Tucker pulls out his newest PDA, Pollyanna. A few taps of the stylus. Some scrolling "...Nah, dude. No news, no cops. Legally, you're still alive."

And they sit there, in Sam's room, in silence, wondering how one of their classmates managed to mostly get away with murder.

"...Think he'll cry if you show up to school tomorrow like nothing happened?" Sam mutters, more out of spite than anything.

Everyone looks at each other.

"...Ten bucks," Tucker says.

"No bet. I do the scary eyes and he probably pisses his pants," Danny snorts.

"It's a deal," Sam decides. "All in on making Dash have a mental breakdown?"

Hands go in. One, two, three— Danny and Tucker whoop as their three hands go up, the two high-fiving as Sam holds in her cackle.

"Jazz is going to kill us," Danny snickers, almost guilty.

"After Dash killed you? Please. If anything, Jazz might fetch the Jack O' Nine Tails and kill him first."

#ask games #ask game which is NOW CLOSED #danny phantom #hashtag sorry Dash #he was attempting some regular bullying but Danny tripped— now Dash is Big Traumatized but not enough to fess up to killing his classmate #based on the area it was probably a traffic bridge too. RIP Danny #free to a good home

[bad-wolf-circe]

I DIDNT EVEN *LIKE* ANYTHING HAZBIN HOTEL RELATED I JUST CLICKED THE HASHTAG ONCE????? WHY IS HAZBIN HOTEL FLOODING MY DASH????

#hazbin hotel #listen no hate to you if you like the show #no hate to the show either #i just literally do not like it #and have no interest in watching it #and idk if tumblr's algo is messed up or what #i just clicked on the hashtag by accident and now my entire dash is filled with hazbin #like sorry!!! i do Not care abt ur twinky hellgays or whatever!!!!

[999-roses]

says a lot when you say "see see pee" and basically call deng revisionist scum in the same video essay. stay mad that chinese ppl arent socializing poverty for the last 4 decades i guess??

#ultraleft westies are. funny lol #meaning their positions don't seem to meaningfully differ from bourgeois liberals in terms of hashtag-chinabad #i cant remember the youtube channel but it was some kind of 'im a 101 leftist informational' video on it #and im lowkey sure that whoever put it on my dash months ago didnt actually watch it. it was mashed into some text on the post #sorry. rummaging thru my draft pile today. this was from months ago #didnt watch the whole thing but i bet they woulda called BRI 'chinese imperialism' #wait maybe i should find the video again. to play chinabad bingo #sinophobia

[arowrath]

while im here (im always here i never get off this fucking website) can i ask that yall tag bloodposting / stabbing / knifeplay / "first date ideas i kill you and you bleed out in my arms" / wounds / "let me see your internal organs babygirl" / "violence as a love language" / vivisection / autopsy / cutting people / gore / stomach trauma / raw meat / "shoves a knife into your abdomen <3" / sadomasochism / sexual connotations of surgery / ETC genre of posts please. please

#text #PLease for the love of god i just want to see gerad without my dash becoming an unfilterable trigger minefield 🙏 #you would not believe how many words i have filtered and i still see it like daily so i am asking now #any tag works 😭 #just like. hashtag blood or whatever. hashtag stabbing tw. hashtag masochism hashtag violence hashtag nik dont look . or something #also be nice please i spent 20 minutes drafting this post to not sound lame. and failed. sorry about my cringefail ptsd.

[apatheticlexicographer]

to be completely honest, the stranger things fandom has damn near ruined the show for me lmfao

#and i don't mean in the 'i know too much i can never be satisfied as GA again' way #people are just soooooo fucking petty #and i swear to god nobody in this fandom seems to remember that it's supposed to be... fun??? #for them and for everyone else #like. bro. have u considered sitting down and maybe drinking a glass of *insert preferred juice* #people take the stupidest shit tooooooo seriously #also HEAVILY controversial opinion so i'm banking on nobody seeing this lest i get hashtag cancelled: #the vast majority of the characters are pretty bland and have middling chemistry #yes. this includes mike and will #i enjoy them. i like them. i don't think they're BAD. but sweetheart they are not that deep i'm sorry ToT #truly fascinates me how worked up people get over a handful of fictional pubescent suburbanites #yeah i'm losing followers if anybody sees this but i honestly do not give a shit #it might just be the mental illness but i barely care about any of it anymore even on a perfunctory level #i miss stranger things being a show i really really liked without being muddied by how fucking annoying fandoms are #(just in general but indo tend to fall into obnoxious ones and ST is no exception) #honestly half the entertainment i've gotten here has been from participating and half has been from watching other ppl squabble #i guess we all suck. haha #i'll probably be less of a holier-than-thou jackass in a couple weeks when i maybe get new meds #but til then i am honestly so sick of logging onto tumblr and having my dash at least half full of stranger things #i'm sick and tired and bored. i just wanna enjoy my blorbos in the peace of my own mind and then forget about them for a couple of years #maybe the hyperfixation is finally ending #honestly??? i hope so #lexi stfu challenge

[k-atsukibakugou]

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#why is regular ol life so mf HARD #i want to live in the pretend world with the pretend boys that wouldn’t look twice my way #and live my pretend dreams #sorry being hashtag emo on the dash it’s 10pm and the Scaries have arrived #「mercury speaks」

[honkkarl]

MR BREAST MILKY PLS UR KILLING ME SHKDJD

also hello hope youre well

hi dum!! i always call him that for comedic effect im happy to see it works haha

im doing alright, i hope ur doing good!!

#ur posts are like a little light on my dash u always look like ur having fun #sorry it took me a couple days to respond btw. what am i if not a hashtag girl who has troubel responding to my friends messgaes #dumdum0515 #thanks for the ask!

[oflgtfol]

my man was just a wallflower he clung to the shadows he minded his business he was doing his own thing and now we’re going into like galactic politics in which he is an active player like idk wheres the heart the soul that the show started with. din was not meant to be a main character like this

#sorry im seriously so 😩 that they keep adding high stakes plot #LIKE STAWWPPPP i just want slice of life planet of the week type shit #with a dash of a bakcground plot #not one of epic galaxy wide proportions #brot posts #mando posting #sorry everyone im a lil hater i love hating. Hashtag hate #im incapable of not bitching and complaining about everything

[commonghost]

since when did i follow so many dsmp blogs. hold on.

#my dash is literally only 'this post contains filtered tags. hashtag dsmp' rn #and yes i have the tag filtired. sorry mootsies #cg.txt

[yamikawas]

anyways yoomtah is mine and only mine and anyone else who likes her too much deserves to puke up their own guts and die.For real<3

#''acting like u own a chr made by someone else is beyond not ok'' ok then if thats the case explain how yoomtah literally belongs to me. #i dont just Act like i own her i DO own her she literally belongs to me.Die mad bestie<3 #sorry just vagueing a cringe post from a normal s/elfship blog that i saw on my dash hashtag girl #literally the yanderes are so much more fun like we just kill people and vibe #meanwhile over on the normal side u cant even hate someones guts for liking ur beloved too much without people thinking ur bad?Girl hello #personally i think wanting to maul someone like a rabid wolf for getting too close to ur favorite chr is perfectly valid and understandable #anyways pspsps jealousy and/or violence-prone s/elfshippers who are too afraid to be like that on main.Join Us<3 #tobi.txt #if anyone wants to see the post i was vagueing i have a screenshot Btw<3

[lonelyflowen]

procrastination takes many forms...

#undertail #undertale #flowey undertale #nsft #I'm so sorry #i just. #no i have no excuse #🤷‍♀️ #whatever the fuck hashtag that deposits this on the correct dash

[partyrockiing]

sometimes im like how the Fuck do u guys have the motivation to Draw Stuff then i remember that i have depression and am probably in a depressive episode or something rn because i cant find anything enjoyable rn other than reading romance webtoons bc that doesnt take any effort and makes me stay in bed all day n i get executive dysfunction and cant bring myself to click on the Play button on any game on my steam n dont feel like eating anything that takes any effort n im like . Oh

#kinda personal i guess #sorry i REALLY wanna draw but i cant bring myself to do it #then i see drawings on my dash n feel sad :( #im so used to being depressed by now i kinda forget that being unable to enjoy or do stuff u normally do is a sign of depression #hashtag suffering #i haaateeee executive dysfunction

[lipstickontheglass1985]

fascinating how the dash today is like hm which new album from an artist with a somewhat questionable reputation shall we liveblog today

#i dont mean this super serious i like them both after all #but it is funny how the dash is essentially 75/25 split between new fob and new lana #to be fair ill probably download them both and pick one to listen to on the train. liveblogging may follow #hashtag sorry women. <- abt them both #thots

[em-dashes]

out of context suddence scene

#em dashes #suddence #art #canonically dany isn't wearing the sunglasses in this exchange sorry for the hashtag clickbait #but i like the idea of this overly serious kid having heart shaped sunglasses ok #dany is like rian if rian was allowed to be a little shit and funny

[moon-is-pretty-tonight]

To everyone following me:

why are you just liking everything please reblog ffs if you dont want to spend a solid second reblogging fast reblogging is a thing i used alt + r on desktop to reblog and you can fast reblog on mobile too! (shocking) by pressing on the reblog and dragging upwards that way you can reblog it to your side blog as well JUST PLEASE MORE THAN HALF MY NOTIFS ARE YOU GUYS LIKING THINGS LIKES DO NOTHING THIS ISNT TWITTER OR INSTAGRAM. IT’S LIKE A STORY TOLD THRU GENERATIONS THRU TIME, YOU MUST REBLOG OR IT WILL NEVER REACH ME OR OTHERS.

PLEASE

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

REBLOG THINGS YOU LIKE.

#please reblog things i beg of you #please #it helps so many artists #it also shows others funny posts #if you saw an old ass post from 2013 that means the chain of reblogs went from 2013 to now!! #thats so cool right? #ISNT THAT COOL? #SO PLEASE REBLOG #you know all those posts you see in screenshots?? IF SOMEONE REBLOGS IT #IT COULD END UP ON UR DASH #ISNT THAT ALSO COOL #YOU CAN CONTRIBUTE ON IT TOO #BY ADDING HASHTAGS OR COMMENTING OR EVEN ADDING A REBLOG COMMENT #so please #reblog everything you like #rant #somewhat long post #sorry i'm just frustrated

[countrylanes]

3000-1000 bc dash simulator:

🐈‍⬛ indenile

another day another ship to build

#amenmose speaks

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🐓 xiangirlie4real Follow

who up burying their porcelain to confuse future archeologists and force them to admit that legendary history is real?

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💎 lapis-lazulii Follow

in light of the whole "gay representation in the epic of gilgamesh" thing here's a friendly reminder that gilgamesh isn't good representation because he's a literal war criminal

#tw epic of gilgamesh

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🏺 philosofujoshi Follow

new nsfw achilles/patroclus wip fresco guys......... 🫣

Keep reading

🐏 indusvalleygirl

AAAAAAAAA EUMELIA THIS IS SO GOOD!!!

#mutual art #nsfw #i demand everyone follow eumelia NOW

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🫐 gatherer25

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#dude my stomach hurts so bad rn #i'm in a new area and the vegetation is different here and ugh #idk why my band expects me to try new shit for them every time like #and i feel guilty saying no but i also don't know how to assert myself and i #fully acknowledge that. but like idk i'm just tired and there's no sources of water here #sorry if this is rambly i'm just frustrated #mine #d0n't r3b-log

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🍞 canongilkidu Follow

gilkidu moodboard

#gilkidu #eog

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🐏 indusvalleygirl

"home alone 2: lost in mohenjo-daro" who tf gets lost in mohenjo-daro it's a grid system motherfucker

#my post

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🧅 lambstewfan90 Follow

ok the lack of critical thinking skills on this website is fucking off the tablets like. the epic of gilgamesh is like 100 years old. you can't view it through a modern lens of "representation." like some of you guys are like 25 whole years old aren't you supposed to be dead

🧅 lambstewfan90 Follow

anyway stream ir-nanna's epic of gilgamesh lecture/analysis made for the 80th anniversary of the release of its first tablet

#epic of gilgamesh #save

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🫛 theharappanfarmer Follow

call me the indus valley the way i'm fertile and moist

🌽 maizedandconfused

come on now

🏃 hunterer Follow

this is why i'm anti-agriculture

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☀️ cunteiform Follow

i was hanging out with my cousin ea-nasir today and i made him some barley stew and he tried to send it back like it was a tavern???

🐐 xian-herder Follow

wait.... THE ea-nasir??

🍓 gaytherer Follow

holy shit is your cousin ea-nasir

☀️ cunteiform Follow

how the fuck do you guys know my cousin

☀️ cunteiform Follow

oh i see. me and nanni should unionize.

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🌽 maizedandconfused

ok wait wtf do they do when they like subtract 5 from 5 for example in greece if there's no zero in their number system??

#original #hashtag just bathing thoughts

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#m #sorry guys