#he is not real

[barzysunflower]

yeah uh what

#mat barzal #WHAT #HE IS NOT REAL #that hands are killing me #🥵🥵🤤🤤 #new york islanders #videos #he’s so pretty i want to cry #his hair <3

[bluesidez]

I like curly hair. To say the least

#lauro yabber 🗣️ #miguel o'hara #he makes me feel insane #and I yearn for him #he is not real #BUT IDC IDC IDC #miguel o’hara smut

[chrollohearttags]

It’s so obvious when the girls want a hit post or to be seen. 😭 Nothing else on the page, just this dumb ass fucking post. It’s really the equivalent to those stupid fucking bait tweets on Twitter that try to start discourse just for engagement. Please for the love of God and all things good, stop feeding into these stupid bitches, they want attention.

#op and whoever brought it across my dash is blocked btw #I’m so sick of this shit #not even posting the lil clout addicts @ because it’s so stupid #notice they only ever point out ONE character #he is NOT real #who gives a flying motherfuck if he sells drugs #cherry chats 🍒 #at least the trolls on Twitter are getting a check for their stupidity #you bitches choose to be annoying for free #embarrassing #this post was made 3 days ago btw

[hihelloheyhowdy]

Nagi head canons (mentioned afab reader in last part! mentions of pregnant reader!)

bf!nagi who makes an effort to get along with everyone in your family/chosen family because he knows how much they mean to you.

bf!nagi who loves seeing you in his clothes, because they are almost always big on you somehow.

bf!nagi who is always clingy, and needs to be touching you in some way always.

bf!nagi who always say things are "bothersome", but always puts in effort for you.

bf!nagi who invites you to watch every game, because it makes him play better.

bf!nagi who says you're his good luck charm so you have to come to his game.

bf!nagi who used to hate pet names, but loves calling you 'angel' 'pretty' 'love' or 'darling'

bf!nagi who always gets flustered when you compliment him, because he's still not used to it.

bf!nagi cuddles a little plushie you gave him when he's away at out of country games.

bf!nagi that loves the nicknames of 'sei' or 'shiro' that you call him by, and makes it clear no one other than you can refer to him by that.

bf!nagi who will do anything no matter how 'bothersome' it is, because he loves the smile on your face.

bf!nagi who just knew he was in love with you when he was at the U-20 game, and saw you in the crowd cheering for him as loud as possible. After missing you for so long away at blue lock.

bf!nagi who ignores anyone bringing up your past because he knows he's the last man you'll ever be with

fiancée!nagi who asks permission from everyone closest to you before proposing.

fiancée!nagi who has always known he wanted to spend the rest of his life with you, but just couldn't wait any longer.

fiancée!nagi who needs everything to be perfect when he proposes to you, not because he thinks you'll say no if it's not, but because he thinks it what you deserve

fiancée!nagi who can't wait to spend the rest of his life married to you.

fiancée!nagi who is now a pro-player, and doesn't mind spending as much money as needed for you to have your dream wedding.

fiancée!nagi who stands at the alter watching you walk down, and thinks about how lucky he is that he is about to become your husband.

husband!nagi who is obsessed with hearing you call him your husband the first few weeks your married, and to call you his spouse/wife/husband.

husband!nagi who takes you on your dream honeymoon trip.

husband!nagi who never truly got out of the 'honeymoon' phase.

husband!nagi who always talks about you with so much love, and adoration.

husband!nagi who kisses his wedding band, and looks for you in the crowd after scoring a goal.

husband!nagi never gets tired of loving you, or receiving love from you.

dad!nagi who almost cried of joy when he found out you were pregnant.

dad!nagi who treats you like glass when pregnant, despite being lazy almost refusing to let you lift a finger.

dad!nagi who rarely cries, but cried when holding his daughter for the first time.

dad!nagi who learned how to do your daughters favorite hair styles, and helps her pick outfits in the morning.

dad!nagi who watches your daughter, and says 'can we have another one?'.

dad!nagi who doesn't care about the gender, and loves your kids the same regardless.

dad!nagi who rarely cries but again cried just as much when he holds his son for the first time.

dad!nagi who pays for the best possible doctors while you're pregnant, the best schools, and the best of anything for his family.

dad!nagi who's heart swells with joy when his kids say his their favorite football player.

dad!nagi who drops his kids off at school before morning practice.

dad!nagi who looks for his family in the stands before every game.

dad!nagi who can't believe how lucky he got when he comes home every afternoon to his family.

#blue lock #nagi seishiro #blue lock nagi #blue lock fluff #brain rot #headcanon #fluff headcanons #fanfic #fan fiction #nagi x reader #nagi fluff #i've missed him #i've been thinking about it #i've been busy #he is so pretty #he is my everything #he is babygirl #i love him #he is not real #fictional men

[muy-dulce]

he knows

#apo nattawin #please apo #i can't #he is not real #gifs* #* #kinnporsche cast #the person holding the phone is stronger than me #i wouldve dropped the phone

[oeldeservesthenorris]

He's getting more powerful by the day. You cannot stop him. He is taking over our world and I for one welcome our new Short King Overlord.

#nhl #nhl hockey #nhl players #vancouver canucks #quinn hughes #short king #captain quinn hughes #captainquinton #thats my captain #captain quinn #nhl2023 2024 #five points #he is not real

[spacedoutman]

We both know it, you just haven’t come out of denial. 😡🤬

Have you ever taken a close look at Gene Simmons? Probably, but look closer. I want you to watch these clips and tell me what you think. 😫🤪🤪

Notice the head tilt and the “HA HA HA”. Suspect anything yet? Watch this.

Do you see what I’m getting at? Remember the head tilt? Watch the way he moves. Closer. Like either an expert performance artist or…

A robot. I don’t think Gene Simmons is real. He’s some sort of drone 😨😨😨 SHOCKING. Isn’t it? No, it was there this whole time, but you never noticed. 🤯🤯

Actually, if you look at it deeper, he’s a figment of our imaginations.

Do you see how hard they tried to photoshop him into the picture?? And these too?? WTF!😳

I’m sorry but I don’t think he’s real, guys… 🥺 I’ve blown mr. Perfecttitties’ cover. I’m sorry I had to burst your bubble too but god would never give us something this nice 😊

(It’s 2Am in the morning but April late fucking fools guys)

#shitpost #kissblr #kiss band #Gene simmons #gene is fake #he is not real #he is too beautiful to be real #my brain will not expect his perfect existence #I need it #Youtube

[lucrezianoin]

Yes I did, and I would do it again

#he is not real #astarion

[kunstpause]

I am really tired of the discourse already, but there is one thing I need to get off my chest:

There is absolutely nothing wrong with anyone who finds catharsis in the darker Astarion ending, no matter what loud voices online want to make you believe.

You are not wrong or immoral or in any way a bad person for using this narrative in a game exactly the way it is meant to-as an outlet for things that are rarely an option or maybe even undesirable in real life. You are not wrong for finding peace in revenge. This is a story, it is supposed to evoke strong emotions, and the virtual reality of a video game is a wonderful outlet because it has no consequences for anyone else, ever.

And finding joy/healing/relief in the thought of turning the tables on your abuser does not make you a bad person, it makes you very human. And once more, there is nothing wrong with exploring that via media. In fact, that is probably one of the healthiest ways to engage with these feelings.

So embrace what you're feeling, and please know that it says nothing about your actual morals or what kind of person you are, no matter what others want to make you think. Everyone deals with trauma differently, and it's not always pretty, and that is completely ok!

#bg3 #Astarion #I really don't wanna see all these judgemental takes anymore #throwing a lot of survivors under the bus by telling them there is only one specific way trauma should be dealt with #some of you don't even realize how patronizing you come across #play the game you want to but maybe get off that moralizing high horse and remember that it is A GAME #he is not real #he is a narrative tool #and some people are totally fine hurting actual real people over their video game oppinion

[trennoandgreggo]

his eyes

#he is not real #jude bellingham

[wookiecookiesfactory]

I do feel a lot of snape fans underestimate his cruelty, which I kinda get because its his most gross aspect, specially towards harry, for me it reaches its peak in hbp when snape makes harry go through sirius and james's school records, no matter how rightious his hatred of both is, snape is pupously triggering harry, the wounds of sirius's death still fresh, and this is all after snape knows~ that harry has to die within a year or so.

Thats brutal, I also do think he was making fun of harry's abuse during the occlumency lessons, he is capable of it. All of this is why I feel very uncomfortable when parts of the snapedom try to rationalizr snape's treatment of harry or say that somehow harry participated to create the animosity ("snape is angry because harry puts his life in danger") there is nothing rational about it and thats...fine, snape is a character that is cruel to children, gotta deal w it.

#Snape critical #I will not be called an anti slkdk #But it is annoying #Like ppl who dislike snape because of his treatment of harry...are not irrational #I also dont see the point in making a difference between bullying and abuse #Snape is an abuser I am okey w that #He is not real #And its not bashing to tell it how it is either #Hp #Snape discourse #Severus snape #Snapedom #I myself did struggle w comming to terms w it because it is uncomfortable but yknow #Anyway peace

[supakixbabe]

TB of Matthew’s luscious hair because God sculpted him to perfection.

#wrestling #the young bucks #matt jackson #matthew jackson #young matthew jackson #young matt jackson #he is not real #young bucks

[yibocheeks]

Xiao Zhan for Ralph Lauren ①

#xiao zhan #he is not real #my edits #I can't believe he's not wearing his undershirt #this is insane

[nattaphum]

One of the fans who met him:

I walked down the stairs from the beer garden to meet him. When I said that he was handsome, he laughed back and forth. but you really are handsome apo

#he is not real #SO FCKING PRETTY #kinnporsche #apo nattawin #today

[happy-mask-lady]

PLEASE DJFISO

guys behave for one day please

i love all of you

all your stupid fucking bens are valid

#for the love of god #he is NOT REAL #make him WHATEVER YOO WANT #JUST DONT BE MEAN #thanks #ben drowned arg #ben drowned #behavioral event network

[shit-to-kinda-okay]

shawn mendes via instagram : Newyork Tommy Week

#shawn mendes #shawn peter raul mendes #my boy #oh #he is not real #he’s a #a man???? #he was just a boy like 2 seconds ago