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#he won’t tho bc he loves him
bookishlu · 2 years
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“thank you for nothing, you useless reptile” is peak comedy
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single-snail · 1 year
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if jensen was a good husband he would bring back his wife’s favorite character too
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shima-draws · 3 months
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THAT right there, ladies and gentlemen, is a LOVE CONFESSION
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crybaby-bkg · 8 months
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cw: you two have a son together, mention of being married, old man Bakugou
older retired pro hero Bakugou, who you find hunched over his desk one night. it’s late and the day was long and your son was whinier than he usually is. you’d think the old man would be in bed right now, but alas—he’s not beside you.
instead, as you round the corner to get a full look at him, he’s wearing his reading glasses, adorning an old ratty tank, his arms still big but softer than the years from before. he has a book open in front of him, desk scattered with pictures you can’t see from your angle, scissors, stickers, glue sticks.
“What are you getting up to at this hour, old man?” You ask softly, smiling when Bakugou doesn’t even look up from what he’s doing. his tongue is sticking out in the corner as he cuts a squiggly line on a picture, posing it beside another on a blank piece of paper.
“Therapist said I should get into crafting,” he grunts, finally looking over at you from over his glasses. “Do things with my hands, feel busy, get my mind off’a shit.”
you pad over to where he sits, the overhead lamp on his desk focused on the big baby blue book with white pages. peeking over his shoulder, you rest your head on top of his, chin nestled in the still unruly blond and silver locks, overseeing his work.
and honestly? it almost makes you wanna cry. it’s a scrapbook, the page open to pictures of your wedding day, how pretty you looked, how big he smiled at you. you can see other scattered pictures on his desk—when you got a promotion at work, when he was number one for seven months in a row, a positive pregnancy test, the cutest baby you’ve ever seen, two little teeth coming in, baby being held in dads big ole arms that will always protect him.
“After this page, I gotta do the honeymoon.” Bakugou speaks gruffly, setting down a picture to wipe a hand down his face. “And then life accomplishment shit, the baby, his first steps.” He sounds so tired, and you can’t help but wrap your arms around his shoulders, sliding down to smush your face against his own.
“You always have tomorrow. Come to bed.” You say against his cheek, squeezing him when you feel the rejection start up in his belly. But he deflates, pulling his glasses off, reaching around to pull you in his lap. He looks so grumpy, with his frown lines and crows feet, and yet so handsome with his small smile and soft eyes.
“I’ll print more pictures tomorrow. And maybe go by the store to get some more stickers, too.” He tells you in between kisses, his words soft, his hands rough through your pajamas. You hum against his mouth, holding his nape, afraid to ever let him go.
“You do that. Now let’s go to bed.” You whisper, standing up and pulling him with you. He closes the scrapbook for now, and you glimpse at the cover, heart melting at the picture of you two holding up your son, both kissing his cheeks. The picture is captioned with “Our Life” and you don’t think you’ve ever been more grateful to have met him.
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cashweasel · 5 months
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They make running away from the paparazzi look so sexy 🥴
( @sysba 🥰)
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starlooove · 9 months
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You guys think Duke and Damian would be insecure about wearing skirts and dresses and ur wrong
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decembermoonskz · 5 months
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update on flirty idiot that I may have a mini crush on bc I can
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allofuswantgwinam · 4 months
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random but like 2 months ago my mom saw this video of this mom and daughter that would cuddle and like one of those touchy families ig and me and her do not and never have done that. Well this woman came to me after she saw it and was like talking about how she felt like maybe she wasn’t affectionate enough and I was like “no please. do not cuddle with me, i like how we are” and this bitch said “good, me too. but it just made wonder if you felt that way” 🤣🤣🤣 she’s so funny. i told her either way it’s too late now, i don’t even like when my friends are touchy with me most the time either but if i love you enough i will tolerate it 🤣🤣
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dutybcrne · 8 months
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Kaeya, Ayaka, Furina, Lumine, and Guizhong all love wearing something of their partner’s during. A shirt or outerwear specifically, it matters not. So long as they have it and the scent of their partner so close, they are content
#hc; kaeya#hc; guizhong#hc; ayaka#suggestive#//Kae in particular gets in such a mood; he might actually want to ride his partner facing them#//Just so they can see him all pretty in their clothes#//Guizhong loves the possessiveness of it particularly#//Esp if their scent lingers on her after#//The person ain’t getting the clothing back though; lmao#//Not until it no longer smells of them#//Boyfriend/girlfriend sweater type deal#//Aya would be V shy about it#//A terribly blushing mess#//Likewise a boyfriend/girlfriend sweater deal; she will want to keep for a bit#//Will absolutely hide her face in the collars; which works her up even MORE if her partner voices she’s being cute#//Kae won’t want to keep anything of theirs bc he doesn’t know if it’d be overstepping#//If encouraged; he will; but strongly prefers to just seek out his partner instead of he longs for them#//Rather than rely on smth left behind for comfort. will do so if he has to tho#//But WILL be pouty and a bit needy next they meet#//Lumine is v similar to Ayaka; but less shy. if she hides her face; chances are she’s just being playful#//Like dangling a carrot—if they want to see her blushy face; they gotta EARN it#//Likewise one who is more inclined to ride a partner if fucked while in their clothes#//Gets super excited and everything. won’t actively snatch those clothes for herself though#//Does snatch her partner’s clothes but not those; likes the warmth of them lingering in the clothes rather than the scent#//Like Kae; she prefers sticking her partner themself#//Furina is just#//She is so flustered#//She; Kae and Guzhong will all deliberately wear their partner’s things specifically to rile them up#//But of the three; she is the least shameless and most easy to fluster up#//Will also hide her face out of shyness. and embarrassment bc she gets SO whiney and squirmy; particularly if it REALLY worked them up
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bunnyyamor · 1 year
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How tf did I just learn that my husband geralt is being replaced by punk ass liam hemsworth, thru wattpad?!?!? Of all places!!!!
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feartheoldblog · 2 years
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this is an incredibly casual post for a serious interp but as per usual i cannot take anything seriously
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potentially controversial take but i don’t think it was the case that gehr/man didn’t care about mar/ia and her feelings of guilt or take them seriously (take i’ve seen a lot or at least implied) but it was more that his own feelings about the hunt/massacre were so repressed that he just couldn’t ‘understand’ them
if he did consider her guilt (bad wording but i’m lazy rn) would mean he’d have to admit to himself that he’s been massacring people (beasts) for many years (decades possibly). he’d definitely have felt uncomfortable about doing this at the beginning of his career- after all, they’re beasts but they’re still incredibly humanoid (another post i’ll write at some point- laziness). to do his job effectively and protect ‘sane’ people, he couldn’t falter whatsoever. he needed no consideration for any possible humanity in those beasts to ‘protect yharnam’.
years, potentially decades of this thinking…
why is she concerned about the incident? we killed beasts as we’ve always done (if they were already feral fish people- another debate to be had), why is she upset this time? not really an ‘i don’t care about her feelings’ more a sort of ‘i don’t understand her feelings’.
idk if this makes sense i’m rambling and it’s taken me ages to get to the point but yes
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bloominstorm · 2 years
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They really setting up my baby Yuuji’s death..
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#ok lemme just say I don’t think gege is planning on killing yuuji THIS soon#but obviously he’s gonna but this chapter is setting it up#the fact tht everything was going according to plan and the angel was very agreeable only to have her one condition be to kill sukuna like..#are you serious.. lmao#first of all I know this was meant to cause a moral dilemma in yuuji and megumi#yuuji has been wanting to continue living so he can protect his loved ones so he won’t die alone#thts the only reason why he joined the game (he didn’t even know he was automatically a player) he wanted to help megumi save tsumiki#megumi has been making yuuji his exception from the beginning#he asked gojo to help convince the higher ups to spare yuuji even tho he knew keeping him alive would be dangerous#when tsumiki got cursed as a result of sukunas fingers honing in bc it finally had a vessel he asked nobara to keep it a secret from yuuji#bc he knew it’d make him feel guilty#so NOW tht shit is different and we see all megumis ever wanted to do was look out for his sister#who’s to say he won’t turn on yuuji knowing tht the only thing in the way of his goal is him#i just wonder about it bc sukuna obviously was scared in a way bc why else would he tell yuuji he was fallen before angel could express it#he wanted to give him a heads up#but why..?#oh right bc he knows tht yuuji would probably sacrifice himself in order to help megumi save his sister and free gojo#sukuna has always been odd to me when it comes to yuuji bc he deadass tries to bargain with him#even with how he came to him in this chapter - he was very chill while yuuji was the one mad (with good reason)#it just makes me wonder if sukuna is really just chill and doesn’t care or he knows he’s at yuujis mercy in a way and is about to#try to make a deal with him#also the angel is fucking crazy#bitch why would you think they could kill sukuna..#she even stated that the old sorcerers have been destroying the consciousness of their vessels so why would she not assume Thts what sukuna#did when he’s the strongest curse and was the strongest sorcerer of all time???#the angel is shady af like why would you need him to be dead in order to free gojo#anyway I’m eager to see how this is handled next chapter#i needa see how yuuji reacts and what he’s planning to do and I needa see if megumi will be with killing yuuji#jjk manga spoilers#jujutsu kaisen 199
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ghostbeam · 1 year
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Thinking about Spike running from his past while Faye chases her’s
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saetoru · 2 years
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tee if u lost ur 50/50 to diluc on shenhe's banner what would u do (i am knocking on wood that it doesn't happen but what if it does smirks)
i would celebrate and then just buy crystals and get her too and level my babygirls and add them to my party immediately and marvel on the fact that i didn’t bring home just one lover but two 😻
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I hope Dutch farmers realise that Trump is “showing support” for his own gain, and that he doesn’t actually support shit.
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soloavengers · 17 days
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basically if sylvas was a pawn his inclination would be simple
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