#he’s just spinning in my head like a microwave

[sunseed-fandump]

Gingerbrave & Friends Headcanons I Spin Around in my Head like a Microwave

Strawberry Cookie always wears her hair in a braid that's tucked in her hood. Her hair is really long (the idea of scissors being near her head makes her anxious).

Wizard Cookie used to braid her hair for her every day and he eventually taught her how to do it herself. He will still braid it for her if she asks.

Gingerbrave and Wizard Cookie are the only ones who have seen Strawberry Cookie with her hood down.

Custard Cookie III likes to call Chili Pepper Cookie his "Bodyguard". His friends are usually called his "subjects" so he essentially promoted her by giving her a special title. (He thinks she's really cool.)

He also calls Strawberry a "Knight", Wizard the "Court Magician", and Gingerbrave his "Advisor". Everyone has just kind of gotten used to these nicknames.

If Custard Cookie III doesn't like someone, he will call them by their full name. It SOUNDS polite enough, but if he doesn't consider someone to be one of his subjects, that means he doesn't want them in his kingdom. And by extension he doesn't want to hang out with them.

Custard Cookie III likes riding on people's shoulders. He likes to feel tall.

Wizard also likes being tall, but he thinks being picked up is embarrassing, so he sticks to levitation spells.

Since Gingerbrave, Strawberry Cookie, and Wizard Cookie were baked by a Witch, they're actually a lot stronger than normal Cookie children. Strawberry's unnatural strength, Wizard's magical skills, and Gingerbrave's unwavering courage are proof of this.

As adults, the three of them are going to be VERY formidable because of this.

Chili Pepper Cookie runs warmer than most cookies. The children take advantage of this. She has been trapped under many a cuddle pile. (She thinks its sweet. But she has a reputation to uphold, so she puts on a fake pout.)

Wizard has been tutoring Custard Cookie III when they both have free time.

Chili Pepper cried (in private) when one of the kids gave her a gift for the first time.

Strawberry Cookie, Gingerbrave, and Wizard Cookie aren't exactly sure when their birthdays are. (Escaping took priority over keeping track of exact dates.) So they picked the day they escaped from the Witch as their collective birthday.

Custard's father is alive, but in hiding. He has been keeping track of events from the shadows. He misses his son, but glad that he at least has reliable friends taking care of him.

Chili Pepper Cookie can curse in multiple languages.

The only one who hasn't forgotten about the Kingdom's lost Crown is Wizard Cookie. He's still bothered they never completed that quest, but hasn't brought it up since there's bigger problems to deal with. (Dark Enchantress, the Beasts, etc.)

Gingerbrave would actually be a really skilled swordsman. He's just really attached to his candy cane.

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #headcanon #wizard cookie #strawberry cookie #chili pepper cookie #custard cookie iii

[effen-draws]

Various dhmis doodles I've made over the last few weeks! Because unfortunately for everyone else in my life I'm becoming increasingly obsessed with this silly show!

#These puppets are truly just spinning around in my head like they're in a microwave #and oh boy #their heads are about to explode! #dhmis #duck's my favourite obviously #he's the best one! #don't hug me i'm scared #dont hug me im scared fanart #dhmis duck #dhmis yellow guy #dhmis red guy #red guy #yellow guy #duck guy #fluffybird #doodles #also I'm kind of tired so you're getting my low effort drawings for the week #my art #fanart #effen's art

[providnce]

Lore about me: I write songs, ever since I was a kid. Lately I’ve been struck with the biggest writer’s block and the past 5+ months have either been revisiting old shit I’ve written or doing nothing at all artistically.

I have written an entire song (lyrics and just getting to ideas of instrumentation) today though, so I think I’ve still got it, just gotta settle back into it… progress?

#will likely never share them so i’m just musing about #just something to keep my mind and soul busy #and by ‘writing’ i just mean the lyrics in my notes app or some notebook #fiddling around on my guitar and figuring out the melodies and little bits #and just letting it spin around in my head like a microwave #van would be disappointed as per his quote of writer’s block being bullshit #and him writing 3 songs a night in his teens #how does he do it? #personal

[queer-lovebot]

I’m trying to picture what my ideal Kevin would be like and it’s just. He’s so pretty. Just unbelievably pretty. Beauty marks all on his face. Hair no longer than his shoulders, maybe with his sides shaved. Wavy hair. High cheek bones. Whatever color his eyes are supposed to be. Most gorgeous man makes the most hideous expressions.

#aftg #all for the game #kevin day #he’s just so pretty #Spin him around in my head like a microwave

[hidden-havven]

Secretly hoping that the Twitter teaser image isn't about new members at all but about our current cubitos leaving everything behind and showing up on a completely diferent place with little to no explanation. like they appear on a deserted lowkey post apocaliptic-vibe wasteland with barely any resources inmediately available. separated on small groups of people with diferent languages thousands of blocks away from eachother. perhaps near each group a new member joins them as they build a settlement, or investigate abandoned structures in search of clues, or just explore as much as they can hoping to find their lost friends.

maybe wilbur and luzu return to an empty home with no signs of life beside one another. no cubitos, or eggs, or even mobs left in the quesadilla island they knew before embarking on the same aventure. Perchance the real Quackity escapes the grasp of the feds at the same time and joins them, or he appears on the new place with the rest but his nametag is indistinguishable from ElQuackity, who is on a different group and no one can tell which one is the fed spy

I just want them to get isekaid

#for my personal enrichement #for the angst of it all #and for fun #this will never happen but thinking about it makes me feel ADGAHDAKHDAKHDAGDK #i might make this a whole au #this and the qsmp pokemon au i keep both of them spinning in my head on separate microwaves at dangerous speeds #no but like imagine #them fully separated #eggs paired with the wromg parents #maybe the egg of the new people got left at the adopton center and luzu and wilbur find it #ik that the eggs are not the focus of it all and that they're just a vehicle for ccs to make efforts to comunicate with eachother #but think about luzu getting a chance to be a father after finding out that his possible son died before he could meet him 🥺 #think about the guilt that wilbur would carry if they find tallulah and she finds out her dad has been a more present father to another kid #than to her and feels she's been replaced #also consider the comedic potencial of an hispanoablante and an angloparlante taking care of a child who's language they do not speak whatso #ever #qsmp rant #qsmp au #(?) #i should just not be allowed to use my brain past 11pm #au that wil possibly only exist in my head #ranteando a las 2 de la mañana acostumbrense q no será la última vez 😔🙏 pido perd0n

[googlein1942]

ive been so into rdr2 lately and i keep thinking about public nations verse where people making historical games/movies/shows/etc. consult nation people on historical tidbits and accuracy and whatnot, so queue Alfred “Favorite era of the US was the wild wild west” Jones finding his way to rockstar studios to help them out with the game accuracy/go on about whacky people he met during those days while the studio is just like write that down write that down

#sort of long post #my brain rot knows no bounds #also imagining alfred wanting to simp after arthur morgan so bad but hes like i cant i cant he has the same name as the guy who raised me #hes like trying to convince the studio to change the name and shit lmaoo #also a while back someone made posts about a post-reveal nations verse where tv studios would make like historical docs about the nations #(loved these posts so much) #and i think it would be interesting if nations got introduced to the whole thing with bc helping with games/tv/movies not about them #and then when some studio comes up and is like hey we wanna make a show about you guys #theyre like yeah fine cus we already help out with other stuff and maybe know the people we’d be working with on this #oh and they show up for like nonsensical things. historical plays. settup for local historical festival. historical parodies. you name it #i just love the whole nations being in the spotlight idea #and i have to take number 1 blorbo alfred f jones and spin him in my head like a microwave at all times bo matter what #also very obsessed with red dead rn im doing a 100% completion (story and compendium) run for my now 3rd play through #also i need to sleep 😣 #hws america #public nations #hws #hetalia headcanons #and yes that IS what the F stands for no complaints

[quatregats]

Hornblower literally is one of the genders of all time

#he's transfem he's transmasc he's butch he's a twink he's genderqueer he's everything except uncomplicatedly cis #some of these are more for fun than others but canonically there's no way that he's just plain cis i'm sorry #even if he's gay or bi or ace!! like he has to be them in a genderful way i'm sorry i don't make the rules #spinning the hornblowergender around constantly in my head like a plate in a microwave #perce rambles #percy yells at cecil scott #(also to be clear whatever pronouns i happen to use for hornblower at any given point have zero correspondence with her actual gender)

[i-am-agony]

Hi yes I just finished reading The Hobbit for the first time ever and. And I am. I’m so emotional about this rn like

#The Hobbit #he yearned for home!!! and he got to go home in the end!!!! #something about that is just so #Bilbo Baggins I am spinning you around in my head like you’re in a microwave #Amelia’s rambles

[serenuum]

special agent mike warren is on my mind today and im SO gonna make it everyones problem

#IM JUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGHH #HES ON MY MIND LITERALLY EVERY AINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE HE LIVES IN MY HEAD HES JUST. LIVING THER ALL THE TIME #BUT TODAY ITS JUST TOO MUCH TOO MANY THOUGHT HEAD EXPLODING AND I WAN TO FUCKING SCREAM #there should be an energy generation that runs on mike warren thoughts. im aure there would be enough power for a whole country #adhd trans mike is something that can actually be so personal #i dont even have any coherent comprehensible thoughts IM JUST SPINNING HIM IN MY HEAD LIKE A MICROWAVE

[celery505]

About an hour ago I said this. Rimmers still in the microwave.

#hes just sat there in my head #spinning on the plate thing #its just an amusing thought #I would like to microwave Rimmer

[perereiii]

I don't think it's possible to put into words just how much I've been thinking about s3 since it came out

#its spinning in my head like in a microwave going brrrrrrrrrr #sudden influx of wittebros. holding them gently #can NOT excuse belos' behavior (I mena he literally attempted genocide??? hes evil as fuck) but augh #they were just kids and if they were in a better environment (c; non puritan town with healthy living parents) they could have #totally been better people generally. esp philip since he was more impressionable #just. augh this show is giving me Thoughts #need someone in person to ramble abt this at the same excitement level LMAO #raven rambles

[sashannarcy]

Hi, Dip. I think you may find as much use out of these as I do. 🫶

LIKE LITERALLY

#spinning sasha in my head like a MICROWAVE #actually I think it's just insanely funny that he and I are so similar that his alter and I blur consistently #like okay. boys will be the same person I guess #what's the point of having a sasha waybright alter if he's just a copy of you🤔 #anyway THANK YOU DIRK #distridyke #ask #da mutuals

[oscalesoffeeling]

thinking about homoerotic training spars with the hubbin.....

#he'd love to. Teach Me A Thing Or Two. ;) #intricate rituals to touch the skin of other men etc. etc. #he'd be like 'For both our sakes you must learn to properly protect yourself Boy.' but also.... #maybe i knock him flat on his back and he sees hearts spin around his head as i shriek in surprise and blurt out an apology. #you just know it'd microwave his hot pocket. < i did not fucking say that. #but also yes.... he likes violence. hmm. mmm. thinking about the sheer physicality the sheer intimacy of it Honestly. #him moving behind me to reposition me around... stealing soft little touches... warm breathe grazing my neck.... #hands on my shoulders roughly putting me in my place. i mean in place. in a good fighting stance place. #ohhh g-d. him knocking me flat on my ass again and again and again ❤ #'Again. Again. Again.' 😵😖 ok. fuck. #i might pass out tbh. he kills me dead. he knocks me out. < not fucking saying it but if u know you know. #Ah! our blood and sweat mixing.... mixing our fluids together.... ok. #ellie rambles about stuff #he spun the stars on his fingernails (tag) #suggestive

[devotedlystrangewizard]

literally what are words how do i use words to describe this Feeling i have looking upon this non-existent man how do i coherently put incoherent screaming and falling off of chairs into words that accurately represent that feeling

#i do mean falling off chairs i have made a habit out of leaning to the right when something Happens in my Videogames #and yes on occasion that means i nearly tumble out of my chair #like i am biting my sleeves and bashing my head on the desk and my brain is just Empty #spinning him like hes a day old bowl of spaghetti im heating up in the microwave at 3 am #i want him i want his gender i want him to die because hes a bitch no words can accurately describe #the intense feeling of character fixations i swear #i keep saying i want to put him in my mouth because that comes the closest to what goes through my brain thinking about him

[noxxchive]

mwah what up dawg can i requests dazai with a s/o whos very immature like laughs at the wrong time, whos laughs at inapporiate jokes and pranks kunikida. :33

YAHOOO hello hi hey anon!! TY for the request ehhehe MUA also dazai is so silly i wanna put him in a microwave *having a near death stroke*

✦ Dazai with an immature S/O ✦

♫ Walking On A Dream - Empire Of The Sun

✧ warnings : gn reader・ bad writing・slight hint at suggestive jokes・dazai being dazai (what else is new)・crack?・fluff??? (what the fuck is this help…)

✧ summary : some headcanons (my brain is fried) + you and zaza Dazai are a tad bit silly together at the agency instead of workin

w/c : 1K-ish

Youuuu two are pretty much the cause of Kunikida's daily headaches…

…though it's not just Kunikida losing his mind at this point, with both you and Dazai matching each other's energy, the whole agency is praying for peace every day.

Dazai feels prideful when he gets to get a little laugh out of you, it's easy for you to laugh at things and he finds it adorable

Your laughs and giggles feed his ego TRUST

His favorite moments are when you both seem to read each other's mind, later going back and forth between your ideas of how to annoy Kunikida

Both end up getting scolded and lectured by him, and in a worst-case scenario, he forces the two of you to sit as far apart from each other as possible while dumping piles of paper on your desks.

Your laughs also make him burst out laughing as well no matter how unfunny or serious the situation can be

With his way of wording things and your humor combined, it’s impossible for you to not snicker when he says the most normal things

“Dazai can you over real quick—” “I’m coming!” “…….that’s what she said LMFAOOOO”

A hundred percent made you laugh so much once that your stomach AND jaw were hurting

Dazai is silly, so it’s only fair he gets an ALSO silly s/o

…Today was unexpectedly boring. No special cases, no special encounters with the infamous port mafia… no special anything. Just paperwork. The only way to entertain yourself—and slack off from dealing with the paperwork and reporting on earlier cases—was to cause a little bit of chaos. The awkward silence throughout the agency’s office was killing you anyways…

You took a quick glance at Dazai who was sitting across the room and laying his chin on his desk, half asleep and bored out of his mind. He was quick to notice you looking at him and returned your gaze with his shit eating grin. The one that meant ‘nothing but trouble™’.

Your lips parted slightly to mouth the words ‘I’m bored’ to him, but Dazai was already spinning around in his office chair and wheeling his way closer to Kunikida’s desk.

“Heeeeey Kunikida~ So, you see, me and y/n are a teensy bit bored and I was wo-”

“Get the hell back to work, Dazai.”

The blond grumbled in frustration, not even raising his head from the monitor screen in front of him. His hands typed into the computer with speed, making a continuous clicking sound. Kunikida then paused, fixed his glasses and turned his head to you.

“…You too, y/n.”

He added, speaking in a much less annoyed tone than when he talked to Dazai. He immediately went back to working. The brunette sighed, getting back to his desk with a pout. Though, you knew that he was way too bored to have mercy on Kunikida today—or literally any other day.

Yanking one of the forms put aside on his desk in a swift motion, Dazai carefully turned it into a paper plane. He continued doing so until nearly half the pile of papers was gone and paper plane-ified. You raised your head from your own work and watched in amusement.

“Oh? You knew origami and didn’t tell me? Wow, ‘samu, can’t believe you’ve been keeping such great talent a secret from me!” You giggled, clutching your chest to add onto your dramatic act while spinning your office chairs’ way closer to Dazai. He grinned, busy adding the finishing touches to his 30th paper plane, “Oh I can do much more than some silly origami stuff, trust me on that.”

A chuckle escaped from your lips, loud enough for Dazai’s ears to catch it and smile with pride. He was so focused that he had even piqued Atsushi and Kyouka’s interest—along with Ranpo stealing glances from time to time.

You had long begun to help him with whatever he was scheming, making a few paper planes of your own and dropping the 45th? 54th? Whatever number paper plane onto his desk. While both of you were busy with your paper plane making, Kunikida’s laptop slammed shut; though neither you nor Dazai heard it or the sound of him stomping his way to the two of you. Dazai snickered while you counted the paper planes he’d made, going back and forth with the numbers as you kept losing count.

“Goddammit Dazai, stop distracting me! Unless you want to count all this yourself…” You grumbled and playfully smacked him in the head with the plane you were holding. He chuckled and opened his mouth to say something, but was cut off when Kunikida cleared his throat.

It made you both sink into your seats, slowly turning to face him—arms crossed and impatiently tapping his foot.

“Dazai. Y/n. May I ask what you’re doing? It’s not work as far as I’m concerned.”

Kunikida’s tone was surprisingly calm… the calm before the storm, you thought. Dazai, completely nonchalant about Kunikida’s presence, held one of the paper planes up and above his own head and grinned.

“Entertaining ourselves since boredom is ought to kill us~ Why do you ask?”

Out of curiosity, you decided to unfold one of the planes to take a look at it’s contents. Your vision blurred for a second once you realized what all that paperwork that you had turned into planes actually was… While Dazai was busy showing off the paper plane he had in hand to Kunikida, you desperately tugged on his sleeve, tapped his shoulder, shook his hand, anything to get him to stop talking.

“Dazai… have you even taken a look at what those papers were about?” Kunikida cut Dazai off, brows furrowed.

“Hmm? Oh, no not really! What’re they fo—”

“They’re all boss’ notes and reports…”

You whispered to him in a shaky voice, eyes still glued to Fukuzawa’s signature at the bottom of the crumpled piece of paper.

“Handwritten notes and reports.”

All three of you turned your head to Ranpo, who was fiddling around with a bag of chips, struggling to get it open.

“Those are all handwritten by him. He left them on Dazai’s desk not expecting anyone to touch them, knowing that he barely—almost never works… Just thought I’d let you know.”

A long pause. Ranpo then turned his chair around and aside from his faint chewing, the silence in the office had become deafening…

“…Wow, nice work, detective Dazai Osamu…” You mocked, eyebrows knitted together.

“Hey! Don’t throw me under the bus like thaaaaat, you helped too! So cruel of you, bella…”

Dazai gave you a dramatic ‘hmph!’ and awkwardly turned to Kunikida—who was practically shaking in fury—with a sheepish smile, throwing the paper plane at his head followed by a nervous laughter.

“Nowwww before you do or say anything, Kunikida-kun~ In my defens-”

“…DazaaAAAIIII—!!!”

p.s : its been awhile since ive written and actually posted it so this is a bit wonky I KNOW im not this ass at writing please spare my life i have a wife and kids…

#𓂃⊹⁺༉ noxie one shots #bsd dazai osamu #bsd dazai #bsd dazai x reader #dazai osamu x reader #dazai x you #dazai x y/n #dazai x reader #dazai x male reader #dazai x gn reader #bsd x you #bsd x y/n #bsd x reader #bsd x male reader #bsd x gn reader

[gh0stcav3]

thinkin’ abt gillions asexuality a ton. its so important to me, and its just one of those character traits that spins in my head like its in a microwave. canon ace characters mean so much to me. like i got so happy when i found out he’s canonically ace bc im ace and like there isnt a ton of rep. and how it never really needs to be explicitly said in canon but its just sometimes off handedly mentioned at. and thats just cool to them all. i could (and probably will) go on a whole tangent about how i think his asexuality affects him and shit like that but its just one of those things that just spins around in my brain all the time bc like. its just something thats there and a part of him and i genuinely love that so much

#ghost boy rambles #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider