#he’s so hot and very clearly knows it

[chrishemsworthsbitch]

He’s fully embraced being one of the hottest men walking and I could not be happier

Like yes king wear the sheer tank tops, the low cuts and unbuttoned shirts, hell wear nothing, show off all that chest hair and how big your biceps and shoulders have gotten, flaunt that godly face, those Atlantic blue eyes, plump lips and stubbly chiseled jawline and that soft hairy tummy, smile and laugh every chance you get it only makes you hotter, you’ve got everything king show it off, show it all off

#niall horan #daddy #so big 🥺 #so big and so hairy i love him 🥺 #he’s so hot and very clearly knows it #now if he’d only wear stuff that shows off his ass

[ctl-yuejie]

a taste

#only friends #only friends the series #ofts #mark pakin #papang phromphiriya #i am obsessed with how good papang is #trust me to read too much into it but to me he clearly has an idea who 30 sth year old Dan is #seemingly out of the dating scene since at least his graduation so doesn't know the current lingo #feeling a bit too old but also unsure how he likes being called old but hot #very charmed by this junior but not used anymore to getting butterflies in a club #lowkey knows that the boss thing might be a bit hmm... #(listen: i love that again the show doesn't give us a clear line of 'dan is a creep' because there is a lot of room for him to essentially #be a good option for nick as well as the possibility of accidentally acting unethical) especially within the community it is worth to #observe whether the power imbalance on its own speaks against the person #he's also a bit shy wondering whether this cute guy would actually be interested in him because he is sweet and obviously aquainted with #going to bars so surely he must have options #and mark is also so wonderful ;A; even before he spots boston you can see that there is still some heartbreak lingering #but also that he liked the kiss but it was a very different feel to boston #also: somehow papang in mlc and papang here kisses absolutely differently and it makes so much sense to me that he at this point in his #life would kiss like this?? idk how to explain it better #this show continues to bring out the best acting out of everyone #(to derail: maybe why i want the writing for top to be that he's still in the grey so badly because i think that is the kind of difficult #acting force is actually mastering in this series)

[winepresswrath]

I'm causally interested in basically all Fallout ship combinations, but I really need Walton Goggins/evil wife. plz make this good for me, show.

#something about how he plays this very classically masculine cowboy #and he's a hollywood superstar and clearly a catch in universe #but you know. walton goggins. extremely hot through force of personality #and she's this very feminine and conventionally beautiful woman #but also he's her arm candy. she's his bad billionaire boyfriend who lies to him so he doesn't worry his pretty little head about #the mass murder she's plotting #all of which is fun and kind of sexy but what really makes it for me is that he loves and trusts her SO much like he really believes in he #he's so on board for anything she wants to do #he lends her his image his good name his fame #and she uses it to the most horrifying ends imaginable! and she clearly loves him she loves their family. maybe she's even telling the trut #when she says she's doing it for their daughter #the sexy sexy BETRAYAL #the gut punch. did she try to kidnap him along with her daughter to put him in a vault i must know.

[edwardwonghaupepelutivrusky4th]

wah i looove their designs and animation...

#sketched last night looped ''hot air balloon'' track last night rewatched elemental last night you know just how it is....i love it all augh #elemental #elemental 2023 #pixar elemental #elemental fanart #ember lumen #wade ripple #it's so fun how just going w/the flow waviness drawing a wade is Correct. some flamey shiveriness / jaggedness in ember's lines is Correct #and it's all the more fun how it's like oh ofc not quite hitting the mark of how great their designs really are....so so good #and of course the expressive elasticity not only with their faces but the way their bodies ft. respective elements can be expressive #in addition to just usual [assume you have a usual literal human body] expressiveness options in posture / movement etc lol #also was thinking about how like we know everything we Need to know re: wade & his dad but also have so [zero details there] #which is interesting to wonder about. kinda assumed like oh a parent got sick & died but now considering how it could've been an accident.. #the tiny layer of A Reaction he has when ember's talking abt parents giving up everything for you: could be nothing much; or Anything #also noting i Didn't note the first instances that they hear each other's names or introduce themselves thusly lol #or at least i sure can't recall it. just start knowing the other's name partway through which Isn't A Problem but it's like #ooh just more to consider & reexamine. i love to pick up More Details & that's helped by my difficulty in catching them in the first place #one thing about me i don't Catch things i don't Notice shit i don't Get stuff. and also of course: i do though lol #always a trip when it's like oh i love this movie i'm seeing it probably the two dozenth time #and then i notice something for the very first time that was clearly straightup meant to be Gotten upon the immediate viewing #even to the extent that smthing later seems to be kinda happening out of nowhere if you didn't. & i'd just rolled with it #like ok i'm autistic ofc that's something i gotta do all the time. & the adhd means i might keep getting distracted around the same pts.

[crimeronan]

i read the MI outtake and i can't post much about it because getting unexpected new hennessy POV made me feel like i was gonna actually puke but i WILL say i am LIVING for ronan staring down a member of the fey like "ohhh hey cuz, i'm you :)" while hennessy and bryde BOTH regard him like a husky that's about to howl. these poor fucking sods white-knucklng their car seats like ronan so fucking help me god. ronan So Help Me God. ronan. ronan look at me. DO NOT WOOF.

#ronan so so so softly: wruff #hennessy and bryde: 😓😓😓 #it actually mostly made me feel even more enormous fondness for bryde. all over again. #imagine knowing ronan this intimately and still needing to keep him in line because that's literally your one created purpose #AND RONAN IS RONAN. STARING DOWN THE FEY. CLEARLY WANTING TO FUCK WITH THEM WITHOUT REMEMBERING *WHY* #that does fuel me. also hennessy thinking he's a freak and being a little afraid of him. very hot. sorry who said that. #cdth #horrible nightmare trauma pals #cdth bryde #trc outtakes #<-it's not but that's like a catchall outtakes tag.

[dustteller]

I think modern au Zhu SHOULD be the lesbian best friend trope to Ouyang except that its because this man is her pet project and gODDDAMIT she's gonna FIX him she's gonna MAKE him be BETTER she's going to SOLVE EVERYTHING and he will RESPECT HER (she is actively making him worse). She has a whole complex about it and everything. She has based a part of her identity on dragging this man up from his toxic funk and is fully convinced that if she tries hard enough he will eventually come to his senses and be an equal participant in this relationship. They have a terrible wonderful toxic loving codependent relationship that's neither a romance nor a friendship nor a rivalry but a secret fourth thing.

Predictably, this does not go well. The character arcs would be Zhu learning she can't fix a sinking ship and letting Ouyang fail by himself, and Ouyang learning to not be a shit person, actually, and coming out of his bubble of self-centeredness and working on himself instead of unloading his emotional labor onto the people around him. And they should both get to develop a healthier relationship with each other than what they had in canon bc queer solidarity is great and its even better when it's in the shape of some weird bullshit some gay people built out of the corpse parts of heteronormative romance (affectionate and completely unironic)

#brought to you by me thinking about the last half of HWDtW and how Zhu interacts with Ouyang post-betrayal #well. interacts with the concept of Ouyang. he kinda (spoilers). #she was unhealthily attached to Ouyang and honestly I think she deserves an universe where her whole deal is reciprocated. #but only AFTER i put them in a fully self sustaining terrarium jar and sic the emotional isopods on them. #that part comes first bc my personal entertainment is CLEARLY the most important thing here guys #the radiant emperor #my thoughts #zhu yuanzhang #OHHH AND ALSO i think Zhu and Ouyang should get to have their weird little gay relationship #while their partners stare in accepting horror. #ma would be supportive bc she knows how important this impressively awful man is to her girlfriend #but rest assured she DOES NOT like him. she will (very politely) bitch about him to Baoxiang and then feel bad about it #she shouldn't feel bad tho bc Ouyang deserves it and Baoxiang repeatedly reminds her of this fact #eventually ouyang grows on her. #kinda like the bowl of mold in the back of the fridge you've developed an emotional attachment to. #he shouldn't be there but now she feels bad about evicting him into the trash! #(she feels significantly less bad about evicting him into Esen's appartment) #Esen has even less of a clue what's happening with Zhu and Ouyang. #he just knows that Zhu is important to Ouyang and also is 90% sure that they fucked at some point. #30% sure that they are still fucking but he grew up around Baoxiang and Ouyang #he has learned Not to Ask! he does Not Want to Know! #and anyways it's none of his bussiness who his bestie/person that he wants to adopt a horse and grow old with/hot roomate is fucking! #its not his problem! he is not invested! he is not going to think about it! there is no reason to think about whos in Ouyang's pants! #he is not thinking about anything involving Ouyang's pants at all! much less about the inside of Ouyang's pants! #and since hes not thinking about it bc theres no reason to think about it then he cant have a problem with it :) #so he wont ask!

[empty-blog-for-lurking]

Me: I don't know what to do with Veronica's character in post s8 au, I don't want her to be Just Lance's sister and Kuron's friend with Pidge's storyline slapped on her, but also I'm not really sure about her character. Sure there's the whole lying to her family thing but I don't think that's enough?

Brain: ok so what if Veronica started out as trying to look for what was Lance upto but she ends up being so obsessed with finding the truth that not only she repeatedly puts herself in harms way but also the original goal falls on wayside.

This could be her way of dealing with trauma which is getting engrossed in the Mission and a problem to fix while suppressing her grief and refusing to actually acknowledge her problems and her own emotions a foil to Kuron's arc that is him being literally driven by emotions. She's angry at Lance for leaving without a word and angry at her family for their clinginess, however she keeps it to herself and just avoid them pretending everything is fine and normal

Also a foil to Lance who started as trying to figure out what was going on but as soon as he realized that 1) Allura and Kuron are still sorta alive 2) he can bring them back, he got obsessed with it consequences by damned.

Plus through her we can actually explore how quintessence actually effects and changes humans rather than become aware of the end result

Also there's something a character who is obsessed with truth but is also such a frequent liar

#There's a lot more but it involves changing a lot of elements of this au and explaining half assed elements and scenes in my head #post s8 au #post s8 posting #Just realizing she's having a jon sims arc. Good for her! Atleast she won't accidentally cause an apocalypse #It is still very draft and beta and I keep changing things in it as soon as I think of something cool #I kinda want Lance to be like at first seeing him living a 'normal' life but also there's something clearly Wrong #Veronica seems to be always busy and gone and never there. Shadows and crows being weird #and a voice asking him 'Did you make right choice?' And 'Remember' and 'wake up' #only to reveal that he has been living in a fake reality and a lot of his family is dead #yk that one scene in dunmeshi where Laois digs up and stares at Falin's skull. Lance digging up a grave and be like 'Mom?' #it's representational in his own head. And Lance created this fake reality as a form of denialism #Veronica at first being standoffish not being completely honest with Kuron #Lying to Kuron and her superiors about where she had been making her sus #Kuron not knowing that Lance was the one who brought him back until much later #only that *Someone*was reaching out to him in Shiro's mind and made his body #The family is dead and Lance was living in fake reality reveal happens just as Veronica starts being honest with Kuron #Few of the family members are killed due to retaliation from an extremist galra group #A hot topic in coalition meetings which is a way for connecting Hunk!!!! To the plot!!!!! #I love you my brain!!! #Sorry this is so fucking incoherent

[dreamlanddoll]

I don’t wanna be a hater (lie) but am I the only one who’s not a big fan of snakebomb??

#it feels so out of nowhere and like they just threw it in bc it was a popular fan ship #idk #also I just don’t like ships where one side is sooooo very much not interested #and they only come around when said character does something ‘hot’ like girl clearly you don’t actually like him #mannn idk I think penthouse deserves better 😩 #sorry I know I’m not really a big hazbin hotel poster but I’ve been watching the show bc my sister loves it #hazbin hotel #sorry snakebomb lovers #I’ll give y’all this though the scene where he pulls Cherri in for that kiss and the explosion goes off in the distance was baller #literally the most romantic thing ever

[bimiio]

<3

#y’all idk wut it is abt me but da last like 4 or 5 times i’ve gone out i’ve been asked if i’m latina by latina women #(n one man we’ll get 2 dat in a sec hold awn) #i have ended up making out w two of em tho so i mean hey ig just looking n dancing da way i do is a good way 2 get hot bitches 2 approach me #back 2 da MAN tho cuz dis was wild #i wasn’t even in da club i was OUTSIDE ACROSS DA STREET!!!! w a group of like 5 ppl 4 of which were MEN #n these two guys come up 2 us n then zero in on me #one of da guys speaks spanish da other guy speaks spanish n english #so da one dat speaks spanish said smthn 2 me but i clearly didn’t understand so his friend starts translating 4 him #talkin abt sum ‘ur so beautiful how’s ur night going are u gonna go back in the club?’ etcetc #n i’m answering very uninterested but still polite looking at da ppl around me like do y’all see dis like..: cant even escape men outside😭 #n then i tell them i’m a lesbian n not interested n da spanish speaking guy gets his friend 2 translate him saying “even better’ #EVEN BETTER?? 4 WHO my boy????😭 #n THEN he gets his buddy 2 translate ‘there’s no way this girl doesn’t speak spanish she’s just lying cause she doesn’t wanna talk to me’ #which.. first of all #if sum1 is fully pretending not 2 know a language they speak 2 avoid talking 2 u dat is ur cue 2 exit #second of all i only speak english i’m SORRY😭 #then dis mf turns 2 me n starts speaking directly 2 me in spanish??? #sir.. no hablo español! no entiendo español!!! #then i told him 2 gimme his phone so i could get his instagram so i could block him <3 #n his friend went ‘oh hell no’ n steered him away😁 #anyways moral of da story is #men r annoying women r sexy n fun amen #m1n3 #m1sc #0ut

[bumblingbabooshka]

Everyone needs to start getting way weirder (read: hornier) about this moment so I don't feel so alone.

Also - Tuvok....this is WILDLY funny. Tuvok is SO cringe I love him, he's the worst guy ever. Absolutely 0 hesitation to, IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, straight up go "Hey, first officer? Sorry for cutting you off in the middle of this life-or-death situation but I just couldn't help but notice that I, Tuvok, made a suggestion and you didn't follow it? That's literally never happened before. Did you not hear me or..?" There's literally not even a good reason for him to object it's straight up ONLY because it wasn't his idea.

#I'm telling you Tuvok gives such a wonderful 'spoiled know it all' energy <3 #Has Janeway NEVER disagreed with you????? HEHEHE #Oh anyway yeah Chakotay making Tuvok call him sir is hot #But more importantly - people who say Tuvok has no personality beyond 'Vulcan' simply aren't paying enough attention #like I know we sort of get SCRAPS as the series goes on but he DOES have a distinct personality to me #It's not only that he speaks up here rather than following orders - its the REASON he gives which is #'Why aren't you doing what I say? Janeway would never do this. =_=' (& the fact he does it in front of everyone) #It implies that he thinks his plan is better just because it's his plan (as otherwise he'd surely bring up a more facts/logic based #complaint) - He's ANNOYING and he's arrogant and he's clearly very close with Janeway #and he deserves to get punched <3 and I love him so much. #voy #How CONFIDENT was he that Chakotay would be like 'oh sorry Tuvok you're absolutely right' that he INTERRUPTED him to bring it up in front #of EVERYONE????? TUVOK!!! GIRL YOU ARE /DELUSIONAL/ ~!!! #I can literally see Tuvok writing a 'and everybody clapped' ass fanfic in my head as we speak...he and the doctor have this in common #the only difference is that Tuvok would never explicitly write that while the Doctor absolutely would and he'd be like 'this is the height #of my genius' and I unfortunately find all of that endearing

[ctl-yuejie]

Top knows the moves ™️

#only friends the series #only friends #force jiratchapong #i like that he clearly has some specific thinks he employs because he knows it will th other person's heart flutter #first episode and i knew this show was going to be good because all of these characters are so well-observed #the way top went in front of mew ignoring his presence sipping a bot of his drink and then slowly turning around towards mew? #makes me believe that top knows how to get a guy and showcases with his body language how much confidence he has in his prowess #and it's great how its very easy to identify what are top's go to moves but how hot they are to someone that has never seen that kind of #charme before? chef's kiss

[obeetlebeetle]

to me kpruevvy is like. hob is wuvvy. rue is hob. wuvvy and rue have a past that no one could ever understand, but hob understands rue perfectly, and hob fills wuvvy’s role perfectly. hob is a creature who has never connected to anyone, but rue sees him and knows they share his struggles; wuvvy sees him and knows he thinks about the world in the same way she does. wuvvy protects rue; rue wants to protect hob. wuvvy is rue’s constant companion; hob wants rue to never be lonely. if hob knew wuvvy loved rue and never said anything it would break his heart. if rue knew wuvvy loved them it would heal a wound they never knew existed. if wuvvy knew rue loved her she still wouldn’t be happy. rue wants hob to consume their life; rue has consumed wuvvy’s life; hob just wants to be eaten. wuvvy wants rue to be happy. rue wants hob to be happy. if we could close the circle, hob would want wuvvy to be happy. 

#sorry i have been working on the cyrano fic at work #the thing abt hob&wuvvy is that he is trying to befriend her bc 1) she matters to rue and #2) we know that he has been dying to meet a fey who works who uses her hands and keeps her head down while the archfey are at play #whereas wuvvy is heartbroken and lost and pissed but she cant even be pissed at him #bc he makes rue happy and shes realizing that she doesnt (or at least that they want something she has failed to provide) #and quite frankly hes hot and he understands devotion and he hates lying but has no one he can confide in #which. well. wuvvy is VERY good at and clearly likes making herself available to fey she admires #she likes to be the exception to the rule #so. cyrano fic kpvvy is leaning dubiously romantic bc i love versions where cyrano and christian get kinda into each other #not sorry! i think they should all make out about it! #kpruevvy #kprue #ruevvy #something that rules abt no one using my preferred tags is they are just for me : ) #kpvvy

[levil0vesyou]

Having a post get popular enough to be independently reblogged by someone you follow but aren't mutuals with is. Wild

#yes it was the sex poll obvs #given the person is a minor i'm very glad they picked answer one lmao #like i do think minors in general are allowed to want and even have sex (with each other obvs) but when it's a minor i personally follow it #would just make me feel pretty weird lmao. like on a personal level ya feel? i mean when u reach an even closer level it becomes not weird #again like my dear friend ness (17yo) who afaik doesn't actually HAVE any sex but occasionally wants to and i support her hot girl summer. #but as stated this person barely knows i exist i just follow his blog (i used they earlier but this was incorrect but tumblr won't let me e #edit the tag 😔) and he's 16yo so seeing him talk about wanting and/or having sex would have been. uncomfortable. like obvs he'd be allowed #to because my personal discomfort is no indication of morality but you get it. like if my big little cousin (she's 15 now by god the years #don't stop coming) were to talk about sex and stuff to me or within earshot i would ummm. throw myself out the window? but like i'd still t #try to be supportive and if push comes to shove then yes i would give her condoms 😔 cuz like if a minor wants sex i will not be able to sto #stop them lmao but i can at least try and make it somewhat safe y'know #actually i remembered i have literally given a 15yo a condom before lmao she's prolly over 20 now but like as the adult dormmate it was alm #almost like a responsibility y'know like what do you want me to DO?? let her get pregnant?? anyway enough tangent lmao #btw all this is also why in the poll i included 'too young' but didn't specify an age cuz that's individual y'know. some people are p late #bloomers (i was one) while others choose to have consensual sex by 14 y'know. not something i like to think about but that doesn't mean it #won't happen ya feel. i mean what am i the american education system? lmao. so some ppl have interpreted being 17 as too young but there's #also folks like this who clearly consider 16 old enough and that's defo ppl's good right. and again i usually don't mind just the fact that #he in particular is someone i already knew made it uncomfy. but anyway yea back on topic it's very interesting in general when your post #gets big enough to independently make it to ur dash thru a non mutual lmao. love the hellsite honestly where else amirite #personal #mine #ok to rb ig #like the actual body of the post anyway. i'd be pretty uncomfy if said person saw my tags on this cuz y'know it's kind vagueing even if it' #not negative but anyway. anyway #*kinda

[death-rebirth-senshi]

Would be funny if in the distant future I finally played Baldur's Gate 3 and was actually into Astarion like everyone else

#I have seen one or two tidbits that interest me but base surface level he's not that funny. #or at least no one's sharing anything I find very funny. #I keep forgetting he's a vampire. #Don't find him remotely attractive but in general Baldur's Gate 3 really isn't. Sexy to me. Despite it clearly having sex all over the plac #It lacks. Sensuality? Something. I don't usually get off to video games on their own anyway #people are also mostly sharing the jokes so you know. I don't have a very full picture here. #None of the men are really attractive to me except for Wyll #typically on find my own ocs hot anyway

[cruelsister-moved2]

genuinely dont understand how its acceptable in 2023 to love mamoru and ship him with usagi or whatever you people say... sailor moon fans are legitimately on another planet can you imagine if that stuff happened in something that came out today there would be discourse WAR

#what makes me laugh so hard is theyll earnestly be like #well seiya is problematic because umm. hes trying to steal usagi away from mamoru #seiya is problematic for being a hot lesbian in usagi's direction when he should know never to look a girl with a boyfriend in the eye. #of course. #but then have no problem at all with a college student dating a middle schooler #and its not even like they dont. clearly seem at very different places in life. in the show #its so weird that they do all the stuff with seiya where usagi seems like a different person and then at the end they just go back to #ohh mamoru<333 like shes going back to being a stepford wife. sailor moon is literally a horror anime

[itsbeenclaireified]

Perhaps I have watched too much Ted Lasso all at once because last night I dreamed that Jamie Tartt was giving me a pep talk about how I’d probably be able to have kids until I was like 45, so I didn’t need to worry about it.

#did I finish season 3 today? yes #and I cried multiple times #so now I just have to go about my day #and know that that is what is rattling around in my head #he also told me in a very Jamie tartt way that I should probably just mess around with young hot studs #so clearly it was all real lol #claireified