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assassinschaoticcreed · 2 months

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Can we get some headcannons about the BOYS? (thats what im calling them)

I like it, from here on out they are the boys.

since you didn't specify for what exactly, I chose random things that I have thought of, too many times before.

Altaïr 🦅

• more than once this man has walked into a glass door, and on a few occasions broke said door. he walked away like nothing happened.

�� I've said it once and I'll say it again : this man is terrible with technology. like, the only stuff he's good with is old time, back in the day kinda stuff. keyboard? can't use it for shit. typewriter? this guy is like a damn journalist. laptop? the thing is destroyed because he got so mad when he couldn't figure out where the mouse was, even when desmond showed him where it was. old desktop that's built like a t.v.? perfect, everything makes sense now.

• when checking out at stores and the cashiers say "have a good day" on multiple occasions, an embarrassing amount of occasions this man has responded with: "what's so good about it", "thanks.", "you have good days?", "I didn't even want to get out of bed this morning.", "im leaving now"

• due to the last one: this man never uses a credit or debit card. cash only.

• before he broke the pasta noodles in half in front of ezio, he's thought about doing it way too many times. the reason he finally acted on it was because ezio brought up the many fires, explosions, and overall chaos that has happened when he "cooks". Altaïr internally said "fuck you, AND your pasta noodles"

• has set the microwave on fire before, blown out the front of it. cue desmond and arno running into the kitchen frantically putting the fire out, taking out what was inside it. there was a can of green beans. cue des and arno asking him why the hell he put a METAL can in the microwave. "oh you're not supposed to put metal in the microwave?"

• he is NOT a morning person. if you go to wake up this man and he's in a deep sleep, he's waking up swinging. Jacob has been slugged in the face a few times.

• I feel like Altaïr would like to nap in the sun/warm places.

• believe it or not, he was the weird kid that ate dirt.

• as a kid he was gifted an bald eagle as a birthday present from his dad, he was gifted a little yellow parakeet as his birthday present from his mother. he named her sunflower and the eagle apollo. he came back from training one day wanting to spend time with apollo and sunflower. apollo was there but sunflower wasn't, but there were yellow feathers everywhere. his dad told him apollo ate sunflower. Altaïr plucked all of apollos feathers on his head out. "you really are a bald eagle now aren't you, you little shit" vengeance for sunflower was served.

Ezio 🌹

• this man is a 5 star chef when it comes to authentic Italian food. don't ask him to make American food. anything other than Italian food he can't cook.

• after becoming great friends with Arno, ezio too is now a hopeless romantic.

• ezio and arno send each other memes either during conversations or as conversations.

• doesn't hesitate on the intrusive thoughts. just does them.

• has worn both his mother and Claudia's make up before, and he is flawless when putting on eyeliner. he doesn't go all out, he's more of the natural beauty kind of guy.

• this man can take one look at a person and correctly guess their clothing size.

• he and arno like to get together and have gossip sessions with a nice (few) bottles of wine.

• I whole heartedly believe that ezio is an amazing artist. he and leonardo bonded over painting, sketching, drawing etc. and on more than one occasion has joked with Arno with the whole "paint me like one of your French girls" gets a smack to the back of the head everytime.

• loves teasing Altaïr, he's so easy to rile up and ezio gets a laugh out of it. that is until Altaïr breaks pasta noodles in front of him. fists are up and ready to go.

• hates horses cause they have a long face, it makes him uncomfortable.

Arno 🥐

• has punched both edward and Jacob multiple times for pronouncing "croissant" wrong.

• gossip time with ezio is one of his favorite days of the week.

• when having conversations with ezio its either with memes in it, or how the conversation is being had.

• will not hesitate to roast you. loves roasting people, in fact he deep down hopes that someone will piss him off enough to roast them. even though he doesn't really need a reason.

• is very protective over the boys. (this man has trauma, can we blame him)

• an amazing singer. ezio has asked Arno for tips/lessons and once Arno heard him sing he said "can you hear yourself? no? good, cause trust me, you don't want to."

• he's really good at writing: poetry, songs, stories and even plays, but he's self conscious so he'd never try to get them to actually be put out there. ezio and desmond are his #1 hype team.

• I can see him being a great figure skater. don't know why, but I do.

• is a great baker, another 5 star chef when it comes to making authentic (french) food.

• he and Altaïr like to people watch and judge them like Simeon Cowell.

Connor🐺

• this man has a petting zoo of animals, from childhood into adulthood.

• calls animals fur babies, change my mind.

• is another one who is protective over the boys

• believe it or not, he's more in tune with his emotional side like Arno and Ezio.

• loves wearing flannels, not only are they comfy but he likes the way they look.

• wants to build himself a cabin, like the ones you see some youtubers do. chop down the trees, use them to build it and all that jazz.

• wants to have a timber wolf as a pet, it's his dream pet. he truly wants just a wolf, but knows it's not a good idea.

• brought a turkey into the house as a kid, Ziio was not a happy camper. but she didn't want connor to be sad, so she said he could keep it as long as it stayed outside.

• the turkey and Connor were playing outside of their village. it was November. there was a loud bang, Connor turned around and turkey had been shot...and he was shot by none other than Charles Lee. another reason he hates the man so much.

• (for this one we're gonna say Haytham and Ziio stayed together) whenever Charles Lee came over to visit, Connor never liked him. when his parents weren't looking he would do this to Charles Lee; bite, kick, pour salt in his food and drink, make faces etc. Haytham knew, but it also amused Haytham so he said nothing.

Edward🏴‍☠️

• cried while getting his first tattoo, like sobbed.

• Mary on more than one occasion has gotten him (when he's drunk ofc) to cross dress (like she does as james)

• is a huge fan of the Pirates of the Caribbean movie series.

• sings sea shantys when doing things around the house.

• has slept outside many times while drunk. doesn't remember how he got there, when he got there, or why he stayed.

• has wanted to try those swimming like a mermaid trend.

• wants the boys to get a pirate themed tattoo with him.

• he and Jacob like to go out drinking together and watch each other get drunk because of the way they act. unfortunately while doing this since the both of them are drunk neither knows what in God's name is going on, until they wake up outside half naked wondering why they're wearing lipstick.

• has said many times "im never drinking again" yet is holding a cup filled with alcohol.

• has pushed Jacob off the side of the jackdaw when he pissed him off.

Jacob🎩

• being evies worst nightmare is his favorite passtime.

• teases evie for having a crush on 2 of his best friends, she tells him if he ever told them his manhood will be missing when he wakes up.

• woke up on a roof one time after drinking escapades with Edward the night before. Edward was on the roof across from him.

• has worn his shoes on the wrong feet all day long to annoy evie, but also was too lazy to put them on the right feet.

• he tries to trip evie whenever the two of them are going up the stairs. jokes on him he actually trips himself.

• is the king of intrusive thoughts.

• 95% of the time he gives into those intrusive thoughts, that small 5% is evie being able to stop them before they happened.

• got a drunk tattoo with Edward once, it's a tramp stamp.

• he's the one filling Edward's cup whenever Edward says he's never drinking again.

• even though he's a jokester and does stupid stuff, he's honestly one of the most trustworthy people the boys know. "he may be an idiot, but he's our idiot" and evies like "go ahead and have him. I should have killed him in the womb"

Desmond🐶

• was adopted by the Auditores when he left the farm.

• when he first started bartending, he broke over half the glasses they had.

• debated on becoming a therapist about a year into bartending, he sure as hell felt like one. might as well get paid the right money for it.

• he doesn't like to drink alcohol very often due to how he's around it so much while he works, and sees how people act. not a favorite pass time, but he does enjoy having a glass of wine with Arno and Ezio.

• he's really good at playing guitar, he and Arno like to do little karaoke sessions, ezio is there but isn't allowed to sing.

• is good at cooking all types of foods, just don't ask him to bake. he's not good with precision so the sweets always come out messed up. leave that to arno.

• wants to get more tattoos, and has tried talking the boys into getting the brotherhood/creed insignia tattooed.

• I see desmond as a piercings kind of guy. what they are, who knows.

• Desmond is the golden retriever friend, everyone loves him.

• Desmond is the epitome of "I didn't want to wake up today, im tired you're lucky I dragged my corpse out of bed today"

#ac #assassins creed #desmond miles #ezio auditore #altair ibn la'ahad #arno dorian #ezio auditore da firenze #ac desmond #arno victor dorian #connor kenway #ratonhnhaké:ton #edward kenway #jacob frye #assassins creed unity #assassin's creed 3 #assassin's creed 2 #assassins creed syndicate #assassins creed brotherhood #assassins creed black flag

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mbirnsings-71 · 1 month

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i am but a little guy on ur door step

pls spare some bernard hcs??? any

stares @ u,,,,,,,,,,

OKAY OKAY OKAY- So these are just very Generic Bernard headcannons I have in my notes okay okay-

(Headcannons under the cut)

- Is a mix of Irish, Greek, and Italian (Mother is probably Italian, His dad is Greek and Irish in my head)

- Despite that he doesn't speak any of the languages but has been wanting to try learning some of them, just college is a very busy time for him and he is tired man. Such a tired double major college student

- this being said He does love looking up pet names in those languages and Calling Tim them to which Tim calls him Cheesy as if Tim isn't also a cheesy guy as well

- Can ice skate actually really well due to going on yearly ice skating trips with his parents since he was young, like at least since he was eight.

- Due to the fact that he's estranged from his parents despite still wanting a relationship with them but they don't reach out and basically ignore him due to his sexuality and not living up to their expectations, he has tried getting Tim to go on ice skating dates with him and Tim is more than happy to go Even though Tim is more a skateboarder than an Ice skater.

- His love of cooking came from his mom when he was younger because he loved helping her out in ways that he could in the kitchen as a kid. He loves making recipes he learned from his mom for Tim but it's also very bittersweet cause of that factor but at least Tim loves his cooking so it's a win. That being said he also loves learning new recipes online and has a folder of bookmarks saved of one's he wants to attempt to make.

- Biggest Physical affection lover and gives it so freely, Has turned Tim to the side of Cuddles being a must for sleeping

- Audhd haver because If I like a Neurotypical character assume that means they either have a really compelling story or I've just been replaced by a clone!!

- Favorite colors are Yellow and Green but Green it specifically has to be more on the yellow side. He just likes it okay okay-

- My headcannon for him realizing he like guys was He started feeling romantic feelings for Tim while he was in Louis E. Grieves but didn't have a name for the feelings til Losing connection with Tim and so he had to struggle with that for a bit-

- Loves being a provider, it's part of the reason he likes cooking because he can make food for his friends and make sure they eat- even if he can't make food for them he will always make sure to be able to get food for his friends (Read that Tim Drake Robin panel where Bernard brings Tim burgers while Tim is trying to crack the case like my god that man loves Tim-)

- my personal favorite headcannon is that Bernard realized either as Tim saved him from the cult that Tim was Robin like Bernard's not dumb!! He has eyes and has been crushing on both Timothy Drake and your alter ego for a Hot minute he can puts the dots together man!

- As much as he is a Mothman lover, Batman and The Jersey Devil is what sparked his interest in Cryptids. Batman is explainable but also so mysterious and no one knows what his deal is besides saving Gotham from crime, The Jersey Devil however Bernard wants to know about because IT'S THE JERSEY DEVIL HELLO???

#bernard dowd #headcannons #dc headcannons #i could do more but I have to take a dog outside for a walk #Jay!! :D!!#timbern #Timber

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mazuwii · 2 years

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AOT Ethnicities headcannons!

Feel free to disagree/add your own ideas. I mostly wrote these for fun.

LEVI

Straight up, his eyebrows give me a small French feeling+his name. But i believe he has a bit of Chinese in him.

EREN

German or Turkish, it's the name "Eren", but his surname— idk! I just looked at his eyes and brows and thought 'Turkish' (especially since Carla has always given me a Turkish vibe- so I’d guess half n half?)

BERTHOLDT

He looks Middle Eastern, as an Iraqi, I'd say of Syrian descent.

REINER

Reiner looks 100% German- down to his name and last name, his damn eyes (those bright yellow eyes, I’ve seen em in real life before 😭) the hair the nose, all his features.

JEAN

French. Everyone says this because there's no doubt, the nose, the eyebrows, hair the way he does his goatee (actually that doesn't say much?)

ARMIN

He looks British, in real life he'd probably have really light watery blue eyes, blonde lashes and freckles. In fact season 1-3 Armin looks like he'd be called Gabriel.

ERWIN

because of his name, I'm guessing German. I'm not doubting that he's a full German. But British is a GREAT guess too.

ZEKE

German and Turkish, I think it's the beard. But Dina genuinely looks of Turkish descent. (Also because her name means “her faith” in Arabic, but it’s also a European name, im just not sure of its meaning or origin)

PORCO

ITALIAN!!! I can't express how much I mean it when I say, he looks like he'd get mad at someone for the way they cook their pasta. And IDK he just looks like he'd have a New Jersey accent? Idk

PIECK

Persian. I can see her with a loose scarf on, it just looks right. (And the nose, her eyes and- I have a Persian friend that kinda resembles her)

HANGE

Irish or Scottish

MIKASA

Obviously Japanese, but you have to remember her father is white, so I'm guessing half German half Japanese.

MICHE

Polish or German. Or both-

SASHA

Spanish

ANNIE

This one is pretty obvious, a lot of people headcannon her as Slavic/ Russian, and I agree

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bitchkay · 2 years

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Can you do more modern Court Of Darkness headcannons?

Of course I love making modern AUs♡

Fenns nudes leaked but no one's surprised💀💀

His fans 100% have them screenshoted.

they're so pretty

Modern AU court of darkness princes are just rich lil pretty boys

This post explains my thought process... uhh ignore the last line😳😳

Rich boy Roy and his 18 foreign cars, his favorites the yellow Lamborghini Sherry's favorite's the blue Tesla, second's the hot pink BMW

Both Invidia siblings are models but Sherry's Instagram famous

No one believed Sherry was 5'1 and until she and Roy shared a magazine cover and she had to stand next to him💀

Rio drives a truck or like a van

Rio also knows how to fix cars but not a car guy by any means

Toa reads fanfiction.

Dia once wore the same hoodie for 4 days straight but no one noticed cus he always smells like weed

Rio is in college for culinary

Rio likes the atmosphere of fast food restaurants then fancy restaurants cus its alot more relaxed, theres so many varieties of people there, from children to adults, old people, school kids stopping by for lunch, young kids getting a treat from their parents, old couples sharing an ice cream cone, young couples sharing their fries, middle schoolers making tiktok by the window, more chaotic yes, but also more comfortable, especially those places with a play area for kids, Rio loves children so hearing kids laugh and play is always a good thing

Fenn can twerk in a way that would make Megan thee Stallion proud

Fenn is thin asf, how tf his ass move like that--

Aquia works part time in a flower shop

If Rio came to pick me up for a date in a range rover I'd fuck him in the backseat ON THE SPOT‼

Lance dosen't often get into bar fights but when he does he always wins unscathed

Rio would love Flintstones gummy vitamins

Knight is a gamer. He just is. Kenma tease-

Thoma works at a bakery☺️💞

Lynt smells like new born babies.

Toa got his highschool volunteer hours at a long term care home I did that--

The boys took Guy to the strip club for his birthday and he simply dosen't throw bills.

Gets one drink and pouts the whole night.

Says he had a great time.

Roy wears women's jeans cus he says they give him shape (roy doesn't have an ass yall😔👊🏽💔)

Knight sleeps with a stuffed panda at night, if anyone comes over Pandi gets stuffed into the closet

Yes the bears name is Pandi.

He has a little hat with a blue feather.

Knight goes to the gym with Rio♡

I love that mental image☺️

Rio goes so much attention from women but yk its Rio so he's like 'omg new friends☺️'

You'd think he was a player the amount of numbers he's got in his phone💀

Knight and Thoma frequently play video games together

Graysons everyones designated driver

Literally everyone has him on speed dial when they go out drinking

Fenn would usually have a big party for his birthday but instead he wasn't feeling it so him and Violet got a cosco cake and some nachos and to this day that was his favorite and best birthday ever

Grayson works as a hostess at a fancy restaurant, specifically a hostess

Every now and then he has women throwing themselves at him(cus he's hot🤨) and he simply freezes, stiffens up dosen't know what to do, 'please stop flirting with me so I can show you to your table😰😰'

Sherry has a YouTube channel and she has a segment called 'cooking for my brother' where she cooks various things for Roy to try

You'd think she'd learn after Roy gets the stomach flu.

Sometimes you gotta wonder if she knows she can't cook and wants to poison him💀💀

Her viewers love when Roy's on her channel cus they all have a crush on him, they all beg him to make his own channel

Fenn and Guy hooked up one time when wine drunk (specifically wine drunk) and they don't act like it didn't happen but they don't explicitly talk about it, but every now and then Fenn's like 'OMG remember when we had sex🤣🤣' and everytime Guy like fucking chokes him but quickly remembers Fenn's into that

Fenn in a strip club but he's the one stripping.

He doesn't work there btw

All the princey rich boys having modeled at one point each some how end up on the cover of a monthly issued magazine 7 months in a row

Example, say Roy got March's issue, Fenn's on April's issue, Lance May, Rio June, so on and so forth

They don't find out until they each get a copy of the magazine

They'd be really hot on a magazine🔥

This has been in my drafts for 5 days???????

#court of darkness #lance ira #rio voleri #guy avari #roy invidia #fenn luxure #lynt akedia #toa qelsum #headcanons #modern au #i still wanna draw these mfs on magazine covers its like my life goal atp😩#court of darkness headcanons #voltage inc #kay answers

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lysandreslovelygirllore · 1 year

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I like to headcannon that green enjoys doing gymnastics. And cooking (with slow salene's help, usually. he can go damn well on his own by smelling, it's just that he gets tripped up really really easily.)

Ugggh I'm gonna post some of my rare-pair garten of banban x rainbow friends shit here too because erm.

red x banbalena

red x stinger Flynn (as a note I don't see banban as a scientist. I see stinger Flynn as that, tis why I ship them. Not romantically.)

Green x slow salene

blue x jumbo josh (otp :33333333)

Cyan x captain fiddles (I love him sm. Wish he was in the games. The disrespect to him is crazy.)

Nabnab x purple (2 freaky fucks getting up to no good. Skittering about)

yellow x banban (NOT ROMANTIC!!! Their besties ur honor)

Also some silly shit only within each fandom

Green x yellow (friendship, yellow helps him put make-up on)

Cyan x blue (again their just besties. blue has no sense of fashion so cyan needs to help his bitch ass.)

banban :3

Banbalena x banban (very very VERY old friends. Like long time besties.)

jumbo josh x nabnab (HOLD HIM!!!! HOLDING THE SPIDER!!!! again just a friendship)

Stingerflynn x player (they fuck. Period.)

Slow selene x sheriff toadster (I think that's his name I can't be bothered to look) (THEY FUCK!!!!!)

uhh that's it grrr expect more headcannons n shit later I'll also be posting my regular ass art + lsyan shit

#garten of banban #rainbow friends

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rainydaysandhappydays · 3 years

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Couls you write some headcanons for Puppeteer or Bloody painter? :3

Absolutely! I still don't know either of thier full stories so if this is awkward please forgive that. I only did Bloody Painter for this. I'm more than happy to try to make some for Puppeteer in the future. Other than that, please enjoy!

Bloody Painter Headcannons

You see, BP is a really quiet and reserved person. He doesn't like talking all that much especially with people he doesn't know. He almost never yells or acts in a way to draw attention to himself. He could be easily overlooked by anyone else in the Manor.

His voice is soft, smooth, and very melodic. His is the type that if you can get him to start ranting or raving about something, his voice could be sweet enough sounding to send you to sleep. Unfortunately he has been very quiet, dull, and strained as well because of all the hardships he's faced in life. So helping him feel better will in turn help his voice sound more peaceful and satisfied.

Despite his work, he isn't all that gruesome or cruel to any of his victims. He tries to either kill them quickly and efficiently so that he doesn't waste any of thier blood, or if he has a particular like of a certain victim he will kidnap them and draw blood from them over and over again throughout weeks as they slowly die from blood loss. He does at least keep any kidnapped people fed, watered, and more or less comfortable for thier stay. He just makes sure that no one ever leaves him after he uses any of thier blood on his works.

As surprising as it is, Bloody Painter is actually quite possessive. He never lets anyone other than him and a few choice others touch any of his paintings. Finished or otherwise. And that possessiveness often does transfer over to any romantic relationship he might have.

If you aren't in a yandere/abusive relationship the possessiveness isn't all too bad, he just gets jealous easier and will be unhappy if you start to get too close to anyone else. He will let up a little and listen to your reassurances that it's him that you love if you have a conversation with him about it.

Obviously his favorite color is red and a very many shades of it. He's also pretty partial to other colors that are considered "warm". Like oranges and yellows. Though if he is in a relationship and your favorite color isn't one of those he might start incorporating that color into some of his works as well.

He can't cook to save his life. It's less that he burns everything he touches like a few other certain characters in the Manor, and more that he just doesn't know how to mix ingredients to make something. It just doesn't compute into his head. He can hear it and understand it, but trying to make something as simple as cookies from a box is an all day experience for him and they don't even come out right. So he doesn't like trying to "cook" anything more complicated that microwave food and things on the same level as cereal.

#creepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta x reader #bloody painter #bloody painter x reader

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mother-snake · 4 years

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Headcanons? Headcanons.

❤️💛💚💙💜

Janus

Has blond curly hair (its like curly fries)

He HATES his hair so he wears the hat

Can flirt really well! But as soon as someone says anything he's a mess of blushy snek

He's the shortest

He's the youngest (Thomas was 10 when he appeared)

Virgil and him are brothers! But Virge acts more like a father to him due to age gap

Coping mechanisms are to watch Chicago on repeat and eat cookie dough by the buckets

He LOVES jazz!! Swing is his favorite but he also loves chigago jazz

He had multiple pet snakes

His scales go rainbow when he's excited

When he's blushing the scales go neon yellow

Is colour blind in his snake eye

He owns a record player

The other sides love Janus' hair so they always steal his hat

Janus is smol gremlin who is angry about hat theft

Big fan of Over the Garden Wall

Also likes the cat from Coraline

HATES BIRDS

He's a little shit that likes to do pranks

The red patch around his left eye is a burn scar (Not turning this angsty. Not turning this angsty. I AM NOT MAKING THIS ANGST!) same with the line on his cheek

Uses his Shepard's crook to get things off high shelves

Really likes wine

Sleeps on top of the stove like a fucking cat

He hisses too

Cold blooded boi

He owns a heat lamp

Can, will and has fought someone for the TV remote... Let him watch his shows

Logan

Is a prolific flirt. He can't even stop it at this point

Watched Bill Nye as a child

"Logan whatca doing?" "I'm testing whether or not crofters tastes better by its self or inside cookies."........"you're baking cookies?" "Im baking cookies."

He has a cat!

Her name is Artimus and she is a BRAT.

Logan is the best cook

Second youngest (Thomas was 6)

Him and Remus watched Horrible Histories together as children

His glasses are ALWAYS dirty

Really likes Christmas (shhh don't tell anyone)

Roman and Remus

They share a room

It has a thick black line separating it in half

Roman's side is a complete mess. He doesn't know where anything is. He's summoned paint 50 different times and as lost all paint sets

(in reality, Janus keeps stealing them and hiding them in the others rooms.... Its revenge for them stealing his hat all the time)

Remus' room is always perfectly organized

Re gets super upset when Ro's mess spreads to his side

Doesn't actually eat deodorant. Its carefully shaped cheese

Re can use one weapon and one weapon only

Ro is better with a bow then his sword but keeps the sword bc aesthetics

Neither of them can cook for shit

Both are himbos

Both need glasses

The middle children (Thomas was around 5) Roman is slightly older then Remus

Patton

Can bake. Not cook

Had a pastel goth face as a teenager

Needs to get his glasses updated. Hasn't gotten around to it (never really will)

Can some how keep his glasses always clean... No one knows how

He can juggle

Second oldest (Thomas was 4)

Virgil

Tired. Always tired.

Addicted to coffee

Has black hair

Sleeps on top of the fridge on a regular basis

Has a pet spider

Oldest side (Thomas was barely 1)

Janus may own the Shepard's crook but Virgil uses it the most to control the sides

Owns a glow in the dark, neon pink, holographic T-shirt and refuses to tell where he got it from

Is the second best cook. But always makes the same dishes

Has a tumblr

Memes are his main life source

Goes to bed at 4 am and wakes up at noon

Wants Janus to PLEASE listen to him for once and NOT eat buckets of cookie dough for a coping mechanism? Janus please just talk to someone. This is going to kill you from salmonella

Peanut butter cookies are his most favourite thing ever

Eyes glow purple when angry

General headcanons

The light and dark sides are assigned when the sides get created

There is a gray place.... We don't talk about the gray place.

V and J are brothers bc they are both self preservation

The sides love movie nights

.....

Hmm I think thats ok for now. Let me know if you want more headcanons! I have alot....

(will put comment here once my brain has decided to function. But just know these are adorable and amazing headcannons)

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keyenuta · 4 years

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PSU: Third Dorm Leader

Name: Morrigan Crowley

Voiced By: Maaya Sakamoto

Gender: Female

Age: 17

Birthday: May 21rst

Starsign: Gemini

Height: 5'11"(180cm)

Eye Color: yellow

Hair Color: Raven black

Homeland: ???

Family: Dire Crowley(Father)

Professional Status:

Dorm: Gaelicia

School Year: Second

Class: 2-C

Occupation: Student, Dorm Leader

Club: Gladiator

Best Subject: Ancient Incantations

Fun Facts:

Dominant Hand: Left

Favorite Food: Black Licorice

Least Favorite Food: Dad's cooking

Dislikes: Being left behind, people who insult her or her father, being underestimated or slighted

Hobbies: Wrestling

Talents: Impersonations

Morrigan Crowley, the blunt and calculative Dorm leader of Gaelicia is a flirtatious and precise student who despite her frightful reputation can be your greatest ally or enemy, just don't cross her or else you may find yourself cursed the rest of your life.

Appearance:

Morrigan is a towering teenage girl with skin as pale as snow, with silky wavy hair as black as a raven. Her hair is rather messy and is usually seen unbrushed. But despite the bangs and hair that casts a shadow on her angular face, her yellow eyes still glow from the darkness. Bringing a chilling sensation with just with a glance, as if she already knows your fate before you do.

And as a side note, wrapped around the crown of her head is a purple headband with golden clasps which bound it. Keeping back some of her hair from completely covering her face. As tucked within them are three black feathers.

Morrigan often has an easy going confident expression on her face. As if everything is a game to her no matter the situation or predicament she finds herself in. Like she knows and controls what will happen.

Morrigan is a very tall, lithe, and curvaceous girl with toned muscles from her love of fighting and general club activities.

Across her pake skin she's usually seen wearing dark purple face paint that arcs all around her face, down her neck and presumably her arms as well.

And usually in her hand or at her back, she wields a black razor sharp spear with purple hues across its glass like appearance. It's the form her stave took when she became dorm leader.

Personality:

Morrigan is a very whimsical and calculative person, often acting very playful or flirtatious with others but just as well, she can be very shrewd. Often hiding meanings behind words, or alluding to something she will do or has planned later on.

But despite her easy going demeanor, she can be rather fight loving, heck even when she was young she had a love of fighting or challenging people. It really gets her blood pumping and her mind snapping to life.

She is a rather cocky person, often seeing many things as a game or simple to be completed. But some flaws that have always been with her have been one, her vengeful nature, if she feels slighted, betrayed, insulted etc, she will often seek revenge or payback with deadly efficiency. Sometimes even warning or messing with people by foreshadowing what she will do.

And for her second flaw, she will hold a grudge for years on end, she will remember every insult, trick, jab, and disrespect you've given to her. And she will plan accordingly. Just thinking and plotting on a fitting punishment.

It's these jagged parts of her personality as well as how menacing and powerful her magic feels that usually keeps people away from her despite how kind and helpful of a person she can be. People often see her as a bad omen without ever really going to meet her themselves. So she often takes it up herself, acting flirtatious, instigating meet ups and slowly crafting friendships. But these sre often few and far between.

And as a fun fact, she took her father's quite to heart a while ago, and she can be a very helpful person, often trying to twist luck in someone's fortune if they ask or need it.

Summary: calculative, vengeful, playful, and helpful

Backstory:

Morrigan in her early days wasn't loved by well anyone, not even her own biological parents loved her. They saw her as a bad luck charm, a curse, and especially when her magic really began forming and leaking out. The weight and chill of it made morrigan seem like death in carnate. So one day, on a trip into town, Morrigan's parents abandoned her. Leaving her alone with no one to help or protect her. So she did the best she could, learning to fight, both with fists and magic alike as no one cared for her.

For the longest time she clawed and fought for life at every day, only being comforted by the crows who guided her. And ultimately she found the biggest crow of all. Dire Crowley, who despite towering over her, age trued to suplex the headmaster and steal his stuff. But thankfully, Crowley calmed the child and adopted her, taking her in as hus daughter. She certainly looked close enough after all, no one would question him too much.

And as Crowley's daughter Morrigan after warming up to the old crow often hanged around him as much as possible. Especially as a child with her getting an even better handling of her magic as she would often shapeshift into a crow and hang out with her papa bird as she calls him. Crowley like you can guess flooded morrigan with love and affection and spent as much time as he could with her as he tried to balance his headmaster duties. But often time due to it, he was at times too busy for certain celebrations and events in her life sadly.

All in all Morrigan had a good childhood after Crowley found her. But over the years thabks to her experiences at a young age Morrigan grew up too fast for her peers. She could at times act the part, but when she wasn't able to this often left her alone. Or if not that, other kids interacted with her in a wary manner. Plus her unnerving magic didn't help matters either. People often said she felt like death, and heck due to it people often messed with her and teased her, and especially so with how her last name and her father had a reputation. People teased her saying her father was horrible at his job, at how he was probably a terrible father too. How could one man possibly lead students into a 100 year losing streak etc. So in a way to kash back out, she developed a vengeful part of herself, often insulting back or making harsh punishments fir ger peers if they disrespected her or her father.

Though I will say, eventually she did gain a best friend/rival/enemy. Both arent even sure after all this time. To make a long story short Morrigan found a friend in Cú Chulainn, who also became her vice dorm head at PSU.

Unique Magic: Weaver of Fate

Anything morrigan touches, she can cast a cure or blessing upon that object or person. Weaving it with large boosts of good fortune or bad fortune. As an example, for bad fortune say she touches a piece of sand, with bad fortune the spot she touched now has a mile deep hole in it when someone walks where she last touched. Now for good fortune, if someone is touched by her for good fortune, if they walk ib the beach they'll be very likely to find potentially a hundred madool or something else of value.

This was born from Morrigan thinking if her past and no longer wanting to be unable to guide her life or fate. She wanted to be the weaver of her own fate no matter what.

Trivia:

She is based on The Morrigan from Celtic mythology

She has gained Crowley's habit of saying things like "for I am so kind/gracious" when she does things for people

This is more a headcannon I have but Crowley's mask is very prescious to him because morrigan made it for him and with the beginning of her unique magic appearing, she blessed it with good luck. And even beyond that addition Crowley always wears the mask as much as he can

Morrigan, can't handle the sun that well for long stretches of time. She will literally call it her age old enemy and give it the bird, sometimes literally if she feels like it

She is the president of the gladiator club, people used to say oh you used your unique magic to win, but morrigan not having any of that, while also taking a page out of her vice heads book, challenged the whole team to a battle one on one. No magic or help.

Depending on how she's feeling in the morning and what she wants to do today she switches her face paints design and color depending on her mood

Morrigan went to PSU mostly because she felt like it was time for her to try leaving the nest so to speak. Though she had to comfort her papa a lot with how emotional he got from pride. His little chick was growing up so fast.

Though when able Morrigan still visits her papa bird, and always as a crow

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