#hes a lesbian bc i said so

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

i have this really stupid idea in my head that im frankly a little obsessed with and the idea is this: trent crimm doing a drunk history episode on ted lasso's first tenure at richmond. is that how drunk history works? i don't think so. do i care? absolutely not. it's a special episode who cares because this image is not only hysterical to me but treasured. i treasure this image. i hold it close in my heart and also laugh and laugh and laugh.

#ted is played by what is very visibly a butch lesbian in a huge fake mustache. #roy is inexplicably played by himself in a wig. #ternt drunkenly and passionately explaining this whole thing. he says his own line and the trent actor (who also has a wig) gets to act it #trent waving his hands as he's explaining all this. the host being like 'not very often we get to have someone include the part where They #come into the story' and trents like [dorkiest finger guns] #also yes i said first tenure bc this scenario lives in post canon fantasy fix it land where ambiguously ted comes back to richmond #at some point. and also both bc my tedependent heart is obsessed and bc it's really funny #marries trent. just bc i want this to end with trent--hammered and pleased as punch--being like AND THEN I MARRIED HIM!!!!! #[falls back on couch happily] :) #also in the line of that great 5+1 social media fic #by jessjessthebest. a sequel thats just like a youtube video like #'we made ted lasso and trent crimm watch that episode of drunk history about them' and trent is just. head in hands the whole time. #ted is DELIGHTED. #anyway i rotate this in my brain fucking DAILY. it's so goddamn funny to me. #ted lasso #tedependent #tedtrent #trent crimm #the line in question being 'is this a fucking joke' i just realized i did not clarify that #no but really im obsessed with this it's so fucking funny #also any image trent had left of being a ruthless ex journalist is thoroughly ruined #all of his former colleagues have seen him and drunk and giggling and fully admitting what he was thinking at the time and oh boy #hes a disaster <3

[hypogryffin]

i cant believe i wasn't following u b4,,,,,ive just been silently scrolling through your blog for like a solid YEAR and just haven't even noticed????? n e ways what are tha thoughts on literally anyone in p4 being trans bc i live for that 🎤

the way my brain decided that this was asking for pronoun headcanons and did not reread to make sure that was what you were asking before drawing all of this…... well anyways

#asks & requests #p4 #trans naoto #<- trans everyone lmaooooo #sort of waffling on chie-- he could also be trans or enby easily #ive always thought he would be a 'my gender is lesbian' type person tho LMAO #if hes trans then she and yukiko are as close as they are because trans friends lmao if chie is afab then i think that would come up #accepting his shadow- part of him not feeling 'feminine' enough is that yukiko is more of a woman than her in societys eyes and well. #its not a violent outing bc no one who heard her shadow is like that but chie apologises to yukiko for that #yukiko transitioned pretty early so no one in town (school age at least) really knows #rise is afab its just that she Despises the idea of being a man #kanji is cis but hes cis+ after exploring; does do the occasional drag but is a gay man who happens to use she/her #yosukes whole vibe is 'probably nonbinary but i have a job so i cant worry about that rn'. also i think maybe bigenderism in his future #he/him only for the foreseeable future tho. baby steps #narukami is defo stealth mode for at least the beginning of the game but probably around teddie or naotos shadow she comes out #and i like kuma so ze is like me and uses it/its. :). #ok those are all my notes. sorry for not directly responding to what you asked but i do think what i said is a good answer to your wuestion. #for claritys sake i also live for it.

[dekusleftsock]

I did the thing

THE AIR WALKING SCENEEE

FROM HOWLS MOVING CASTLE I LOVE THE MOVIE

Go check out @vriska’s version bc I stole this idea with 0 shame LMAO

Their post here GO SEE ITTT

#I’m sorry I had to make it the lesbian colors for the sky okay #I couldn’t just DO blue #togachako #toga himiko #togachaco #togaraka #togaocha #ochako urakara #you see in this universe DEKU is the wicked witch of the waste and ochako left his ass bc he was no longer beautiful #why? because I said so she can be judgemental just like the real howl was and toga can make her less #yk #less of a coward

[beware-of-eels]

One day I’ll sit down and finish my list of izzy’s injuries but for now you get bruises and scars as i see fit n gfdms k

character practice pt. 2

#total drama #tdi #total drama island #td izzy #td eva #td noah #i think izzy comes across too cute in an aww way in this but oh well #team escope #anywhays sorry to every character that i give some kind of undercut im just a simple lesbian #also izzys wearing a compression top under her tank bc i said so #id say binder specifically but girl is too active for anything with extreme compression to be safe imo #also struggled to make noah look as like #dorky as i wanted to but oh well #i will not EVER be drawing him in his monstrocity of layers sorry fresh i would rather die #noah will just have to be cold IMSORRY #anyways this is just Wide Awake Girl and her two perpetually exhausted friends #evas probably getting plenty of sleep but her face just looks like that #noah sleeps so much but so inconsistantly and hes dying on the outside sorry to him #anyway enough of that #my art

[slimeysodaa]

i made this last year, it’s old but im bringing it to tumblr now as a reminder:

BRICK WANTED TO GO TO FASHION SCHOOL.

stop forgetting that this man had his hopes set on fashion and start drawing him in cute outfits starting now /lh

#total drama #total drama revenge of the island #tdroti #tdroti brick #total drama brick #total drama fanart #also he's gay and jo is a lesbian #bc i said so /hj #my art

[yardsards]

s1 luz was at least a little bit gay for willow i will not be told otherwise

idk if it was a full on crush but it was at least one of those types of nebulous not-quite-romantic not-quite-platonic "hahaha, unless..." type friendships that a lot of queer teens have, u know the ones

#girl was just walkin around sayin shit like ''you're right! my friend IS very cute!'' #which can be just regular platonic bc luz is friendly like that but in this case i feel like it's A Little Bit Gay #eliot posts #toh #the owl house #luz noceda #willow park #just. remembering why i liked willuz/willumity so much. #i kinda headcanon willow as grey-aro and polyam (this literally came to me in a dream) #and i feel like her ideal relationship IS a kind of ambiguous sorta-but-not-quite-romantic sort of dealio #tho i also like the headcanons that she's just plain bi or pan or lesbian in this context too #bc again that sort of ambiguous friendship seems to be VERY common among queer teen friend groups (and not just aspec queers) #like it was A Thing between some of my high school friends and many other queer ppl i've talked to have said similar lmao #tho i also find the headcanon that she's 100% aroace and also uninterested in any relationships outside if friendship to be v fun #just like. basically everyone falling in love w her but her being totally uninterested #but being her friend is so Delightful that none of em rlly have any complaints there #like that scene in carmilla where dani turns down kirsch and says she just sees him as a friend and he gets really excited like #''yes! i am in the friend zone! she sees me as a friend!!! she's so cool i am excited to be her friend!'' #willow taking after canon aroace icon lilith ''constantly turning down suitors but keeping their gifts'' clawthorne #my sister is just straight but this one time when she was in hs a guy asked her out w a massive tub of cheese puff balls #(she was obsessed w those things) #and she turned him down but kept the cheese puffs and ate them for like a solid month

[hamartia-grander]

I haven't come out to my family for obvious reasons but my brother (who is unlearning his conditioned homophobia, proud of him) knows that I'm gay even tho I've never said anything and he adamantly jokes about it constantly when we're not around our parents, and says he's trying to trip me up into eventually outing myself to him. And like I totally would just come out to him but at this point it's just funnier to tell him I'm straight and have it be the equivalent to coming out to him with how he absolutely does not believe me one bit

#It's so fucking funny #He also clocked me w the babygirl shit I said (lying) I do like guys and he said “maybe feminine ones. Either way you're getting a babygirl” #Also I said I still love drinking sparkling cider instead of real alcohol bc it's so good and he said “yeah we know lesbian” okay #Idk how he found out but if it were anyone I'd definitely rather it be him #His gf is a great influence when it comes to unlearning our father's bullshit

[stabbingandorbeingstabbed]

well it finally happened lads i got in another argument abt lgbt rights with my mom and ended up coming out as bisexual happy pride LMAO

#like she said she had her suspicions and that it doesn't change anything and i believe her #but i felt the need to do it bc she is under the impression that lgbt rights aren't a civil rights issue bc gay people chose to be gay #so i asked if the people in our family chose to be gay and she said my uncle was gay bc he didn't have a male presence in his life #and my cousin was a lesbian due to past trauma #so i had to be like okay well i'm bi and it's not due to either of those things so like. what now #it wasn't a productive arguement really but i still always feel the need to get my point across and be understood #even if we end up disagreeing in the end. idk #anyways how is everyone LMAO

[handsomegentlebutch]

My 3 little cousins were baptized today. "Triggered" is kind of a strong word but being in a catholic church again... I'm a little fragile rn ngl.

#butch speaks #it was hard not to shake as i held J over the basin to have the water poured on his head #when he was cleansed of sin. as if a little kid could ever knowly or intentionally offend a so-called loving god #the words came naturally to me #but they meant nothing #i remember when they used to mean something. when i begged gods forgiveness for my sin (being a lesbian) and tried to pray the gay away #i remember how much i wanted to die bc i could never truly embrace the sacred #i STILL deal with the complex of catholic guilt. its a very real thing. its hard to shake #i cant help but wonder if the catholicism ingrained in my brain is why i have a hard time with casual dating n sex #fun fact: there was a point when i was a teen that i got REALLY catholic #i prayed everyday. i talked to my patrin saint (st agnes) every day. i wantsd to become a nun #the thought of marrying a man mad me more sad than feeling like an alien did. so id marry the church as a nun. #not the way to hide being a dyke when ur fam is catholic btw LMAO #the first priest i knew was father joe. i loved that guy. he was so kind. friendly. briming with love. #he was one of my biggest references for what a good person was like #he talked about gods love a lot. how its for everyone. no one is exluded. ever. #he used to look right at me when he said stuff like that. a few other kids too. all of whom grew up to be queer #then father joe passed away. our church merged with another church. father jeff was the priest there. #he was kind but not as kind. he talked about hell and sin more. he looked at the same kids father joe did. #but the kindness in his eyes wasnt there. #that wasnt for us. #my family wasnt even THAT catholic #i went to church every sunday i did vacation bible school and catechism classes and youth group #i was an altar servant and in the choir #i even used to speak/understand a little latin #imagine how much worse id have been if my mom could have afforded catholic school lmao #grateful to have grown up poor in that regard #hm. actually... reading my own tags. mayne we were pretty catholic actually. #fucking hell. #i need to have lesbian sex in a church before god and everyone. mayeb that would fix me.

[mitamicah]

I made the mistake of telling my queer friend that Jere is technically straight so everytime i show her the queer shit he is doing she is sitting there like: why is he straight!?!??? 🥺😓

#she cannot fathom the fact that this man is straight #and honestly same xD #but yeah i cannot show her naything now bc she seems so sad he is straight :'D #jere pöyhönen #käärijä #micahs thoughts #btw she is a lesbian and in a long term relationship so her sadness is not coming from her wanting to date him #more like she is sad her gaydar was off #and again i get it #i wont tell him (jere) personally but i woudlnt be surprised if he is queer #but as i have said a few times already i try not to speculate or give him a label especially not outside of fandom

[nyxi-pixie]

mentioned this in my mike never showing interest in women essay but

el literally has more moments where she calls women attractive than mike does💀 CANONICALLY. as far as i remember she calls both nancy and billys mum pretty (im p sure she does it one more time but i dont rlly remember so i might be lying to u here)

whereas mike. literally. only ever calls el pretty(which he hasnt done in over 2 seasons now. idk if he does it in s2 or not but im 90% sure he doesnt in s3 or 4). like. he never acknowledges any other woman being attractive. not fictional characters. not celebrities. not past crushes. nothing. BUT he refers to el as superman. el who hes dating. implying he wants to date superman????? girlie what????

#theyre both gay #elmike are literally mlm wlw solidarity #elmax #byler #its just. megaminds valentines are like omg🥰🥰 my otp<3<3 #and said otp is el calling every woman she ever sees pretty like if she doesnt inform everyone that women are hot she will literally DIE #and mike putting his entire wheelussy into never showing any interest in women. #like literally if el never showed up in s1 looking enough like will that hop was out trying to find her bc she thought it was will #then mike wld literally be so obviously a fruit salad #i mean he is anyway #but hes got this lesbian w him to pretend hes not so idk whatever works for him ig

[faggyangel]

okay i get it but i also think its important to acknowledge that there is a difference between knowing from an audience standpoint that a character should be queer VS it firmly being acknowledged verbally within the narrative as a solid aspect of that character's identity irrefutably

#this reminds me of keeley jones from ted lasso like i get it shes “always” been bisexual but its so hard to tell if the writer is being #sincere in their representation or not #people joke about queerness bc haha lol look a gay person or look hot super model slept with woman #in keeley's case it was literally a joke intended to shock rebecca like that is not confirmation that is a joke the writer is making #it needs to be said or expressed in a way that is outside of a throwaway haha gotcha joke #the doctor has been kissed by men and kissed men in moments of celebration and theyve been laughed off #hes made comments that the audience is SUPPOSED TO think are jokes. queer audiences just see past that and straight audiences dont #its important that it was not only said but talked about even if it was in passing. it wasnt a punchline or the set up for a joke #donna comments that a man is hot > the doctor agrees enthusiastically that the man was really hot > #they both acknowledge the doctors attraction to men and his openness about it > donna says it was always obvious #its not about creating his queerness its always been there its about finally being in a place to say it out loud #from a narrative standpoint you could say now he's the kind of person who talks openly about his attraction and feelings #from an audience standpoint i hope we can acknowledge that its bc they couldnt outright say he was bisexual/lesbian/queer/trans/nombinary #now they can #thats the difference i think #doctor who

[eebie]

m oving to spend the week in fagsville All is well

#it was really nice there #i got scared driving over bc i saw trump flags #but then i saw more pride flags in one place Than i have over my entire life time And so many cool people #the mayor of the place is literally a “gay lesbian with purple hair” <- words of my bro #i guess i shouldve known he wouldn't move somewhere crazy. he said he raised his gay sister there too. which is a funny sentence LMAO #but so sweet #my dad n i are gonna stay there together bc driving an hour both ways isn't smn they didnt want me to have to do #they kinda freake dme out bc they wanted me to decide right away #we're gonna have to move my computer and stuff though which is a bitch and a half #my dad's buff though so whatever #it's gonna be great i'm excited very grateful

[goatsghost]

this is actually making me curious if dick actually likes anyone, or if he’s just this go-with-the-flow people pleaser he seems to be.

like. he and shawn had a good thing, he thought they may start a family together (if on accident). and yeah they had their fights, but they’ve fought before. but one word from helena and he’s immediately moving on to something new.

( nightwing #28 )

#and this isn’t a dig at any of these characters btw #bc i went into a relationship bc the guy said he liked me (i liked him as a friend and thought i’d give it a shot. i’m a lesbian) #i am wondering tho how much of it is dicks character and how much is the writers wanting him to be in a relationship #nightwing 2016 #dick grayson #helena bertinelli #shawn tsang #ggw liveblog #NOT TO MENTION the short thing with babs at the start of this series!!!! #it is kind of fitting with his mindset this whole series so far; both in relationship and as a hero - #how he bolts at the first sign of trouble instead of WORKING to resolve the issues

[deanwinchesterf]

i just fucking hate that argument like ”women can be just as violent as men!” okay so why ARENT they. women can easily hurt men if they use a weapon. women can easily rape elderly in their care or children, or hell, each other. why DONT they then?? why is it so sensationalised when women commit heinous crimes? bc it happens so Extremely Rarely. if women are just as capable as men of evil, why dont they commit as many violent crimes?????

#thinking about when i got a tattoo like two weeks ago #the artist was a lovely guy from brooklyn new york #upon learning im a lesbian and was there with my girlfriend he smiled widely and said his oldest favourite child (only daughter) is one too #he said he was so extremely happy shes a lesbian #bc ’aint no fucking asshole men touching my baby girl’ #’im a man and i know what theyre like and i love that she doesnt need them’ #i said yeah spot on dude!! happy for her! #he showed me pics of her and her wife it was lovely #then artists wife pipes in like ’well actually girls can also be abusive and mean and bad’ #both me and artist just looked at her and went ’no #not really’ #then continued our conversation lmao