#hes the cabinet man

[free-my-boy-grumbot]

“ohhh i’m so tired of love songs i wish people would write more original stuff” literally listen to lemon demon. some of his song topics include

Ronald Reagan fights his evil shadow self

Guy is trapped inside an evil arcade machine that kills people

You can do what you want to your body! dye your hair! get that tattoo! pull your teeth out! stick screws in your eyes! rip your arms off!

disgraced scientist is disgraced

I forgor 💀

Guy died and a bunch of cool haunted shit happened and it was really spooky

Please date me i’m a really nice ghost i mean normal man

I’m eating a corpse and it’s soo tasty and homoerotic come join me

ohohoho i am a Creature

well you probably know what two trucks is about

#feel free to add ur favourite lemon demon song #cw gore mention #lemon demon #neil cicierega #spirit phone #reaganomics lemon demon #cabinet man #modify #touch tone telephone #amnesia was her name #when he died #soft fuzzy man #sweet bod #eighth wonder #two trucks

[rosepetalgold]

Absolutely dying over the fact that Remus not only canonically hangs out in dark closets for no apparent reason but also that Janus knows to look for him there

#this was a trend on the dark side and you can't convince me otherwise #open a closet? remus #open a cabinet? remus #open the refrigerator? remus #janus needs to find him? #he just starts opening any closed door he can find #the trash man will inevitably be behind one of them #they're hide and seek husbands your honor #sanders sides #ts spoilers #ts remus #remus sanders #ts janus #janus sanders #dukeceit

[bluetea-00]

Busting out the good old deltarune self insert once again

#he is just………… my little man #Spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune #i need to treat him like a glass cabinet full of fine china #gently and with a small amount of fear

[atlitudes]

boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I resurrect dead gods on company time

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmp #the magnus pod #tmagp fanart #jonathan sims #? yeah I think so #colin becher #implied #guys he is THE cabinet man.

[snivyartjpeg]

and they were roommates

#rain code #raincode #mdarc #master detective archives: rain code #yuma kokohead #yakou furio #shinigami rain code #look i am. deeply in love with whatever tf they got goin on #i dont really buy much into the 'yakou fathero' headcanon im much more of a weird cringefail boss intern roomies kinda guy #i just think it's funnier #also ik yakou is an expert gamer but id imagine he's like. good at the arcade cabinet stuff #theyre both ass at smash bros. yuma is yuma and yakou is bewildered at the lack of button combos #yakou mains pac man and yuma plays kirby bc kirby is cute

[posessedmp3player]

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY USED CABINET MAN AS BACKGROUND MUSIC FOR A PROPOSAL SCENE IN A REAL TV SHOW THIS IS THE BEST UNIVERSE

PISSING AND SHITTING WHAT

#lemon demon #cabinet man #neil cicierega #spirit phone #He's infected every type of media #he's everywhere #Youtube

[tornoleander]

Sssnek BOI in your Cabinet (here to steal ur gender)

Agh he’s soooo much fun. >:D from AU by @spinjitsuburst -all design credit to them!

#He’s been busy collecting abandonment issues like Pokémon #this has been my plan since you told me about his snake features #immediately prioritized after the canary’s that made me too happy #Very glad he is exist now #ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago art #ninjago fanart #ninjago jay #superstar rockin jay #oli art #ninjago fanfiction #going to be fanfic? I hope #I think I draw more off other people’s Ninjago ideas more than Default show fanart #whoops can’t help that I’m surrounded by amazing writers and artists. #Cabinet man AU #han tag

[fictionadventurer]

The more I learn about Civil War politics, the more I'm convinced that Lincoln's most impressive and useful leadership trait was that he never let his pride get in the way of doing his job.

Other people in Lincoln's position would have come to Washington with something to prove. They'd have resented the insults and tried to disprove them. They'd have tried to seize power and credit, rejected help, spent a lot of time trying to reach a certain level of respect.

Lincoln's response to, "You're just a backwoods lawyer with no executive experience who makes too many dumb jokes," was pretty much always, "Yeah. And?" He had no interest in petty personal power plays. He had a country to run. There was a war on. It didn't matter what people thought of him so long as the job got done.

He was aware of his personal shortcomings and was always willing to accept advice and help from people who had more knowledge and experience in certain areas. He presided over a chaotic Cabinet full of abrasive personalities who thought they were better and smarter than him, but he kept working with them because they could get the job done. For example: Stanton was absolutely horrible to him when they were both working as lawyers. Just incredibly mean on a personal level. But when Lincoln needed someone to replace Cameron, he swallowed his pride and appointed Stanton as Secretary of War, where Stanton proceeded to be mean to everyone in the world, but he whipped that department into shape and kept it running efficiently through a very chaotic war. Pretty much no one except Lincoln would have been able to put up with that. He could put up with people who were personally difficult if they could do the job he needed them to do--which he was only able to do because his own ego didn't get in the way.

Lincoln's example is a prime demonstration of how humility isn't underrating yourself--it's being so secure in your own abilities and identity that you don't need to attack anyone or defend yourself to prove your worth. He knew his shortcomings, but he also knew his strengths. He was willing to give other people credit for successes and take blame upon himself for failures if it kept things running smoothly. He was secure enough in his own power that he could deal generously--but firmly--with people who tried to undermine him. In a city full of huge egos, in a profession that rewards puffed-up pride, that levelheaded humility is an extremely rare trait--which is what made it so impressive and effective.

#history is awesome #presidential talk #so i went to a teeny backwater thrift store today #their tiny history book section just happened to have an old lincoln biography #i opened to the page about the cabinet #which describes the situation like 'seward was calling himself premier and lording it over everyone' #'blair was causing problems everywhere' #'welles was insulting everyone in his diary and especially hated stanton grant and seward' #'and stanton hated absolutely everyone in the whole wide world' #and as i was reading this i was internally kicking my legs with excitement and cackling with glee because this is the good stuff #i don't know why but i love these horrible petty men #they're like a bunch of raccoons fighting over territory in a dumpster fire it's so great #i read the whole chapter right there in the store #and it impressed upon me yet again how impressive lincoln was to put up with all these guys #(the writer was a bit simplistic and made a lot of these guys come off as worse than they were) #(like he made seward sound like a complete incompetent when he was a pretty good secretary of state) #(he had some grandiose ideas but the man deserves a lot of credit for keeping england out of the war) #(but for a one-chapter summary of these guys it wasn't exactly wrong and it was a ton of fun) #i very much did not want another book especially another american history book #but it was only fifty cents and i have a pouch full of spare change #and the writer's style was so much fun that i decided to take the book with me #i don't plan to read the whole thing (i'm sick of lincoln bios) but it's fun to dip into for things like this #and i had to talk to you about it

[sukunasdirtylaugh]

Nanami who made you a burner cd playlist back when you were students, thinking you must’ve thrown that old garbage years ago only for him to find out you’ve kept it all these years as your prized possession on a road trip journey to your mission

#this man would just skhsosjsos #imagine going on a mission with him and youre like let’s play something since the radio isn’t working too well and both your phones are out #so you instruct him to open your passengers cabinet only for him to find the exact same cd he gifted you back in ur HS jujutsu days #he’d take that memory to the grave #Nanami #kento #jujutsu kaisen #jjk nanami kento #nanami imagine #kento nanami #nanami headcanons #jjk nanami #jujutsu nanami #jjk

[monsteractialuna]

NO WAY ECLIPSE FROM MY DEMON AU

He's a storm based demon because uhh plasma + water = thunder storms. While they are a fusion of sun and moon they very much are their own person! He smells of ozone and literally fucks up your hair due to how much humidity he accidentally creates. When he is naughty he goes into the arcade machine but its ok he can play doom while in there.

#daycare attendant x reader #dca x reader #dca au #eclipse fnaf #i should like come up with a name for this au but for now its just that one au ig #he is both the cabinet man and the soft fuzzy man btw #my art

[cabinette]

some dunmesh OC shenanigans

#he's a bit like izutsumi #mermaid with a bit of human mixed in #tfw a species thats made to look feminin gets combined with the most default man in existance #art cabinet #dungeon meshi oc

[ifuckinglovelemondemon-srs]

Headphones aren't enough, i need every song in this album up my ass

#lemon demon #neil cicierega #spirit phone #lifetime achievement award #touch tone telephone #cabinet man #no eyed girl #when he died #sweet bod #eighth wonder #ancient aliens #soft fuzzy man #as your father i expressly forbid it #i earn my life #reaganomics #man made object #spiral of ants #autism #i love this album #you guys dont even know

[spinjitsuburst]

listen listen listen I get he was held down by a vengestone ball and was likely not being fed properly and had to do a ton of physical labor prior to but you’re telling me Jay didn’t win ANY rounds of scrap n’ tap?

none? You SURE??

NONE of them?????

#this has always bugged me to no end WHAT DO YOU MEAN JAY WALKER ELEMENTAL MASTER NINJA MAN DIDNT WIN A N Y #I dunno is it!! just me!!! #Jay’s a plenty capable ninja I think. he should’ve won at least one of them #jay #jay walker #Skybound #Ninjago #spinjitsu screams #…… #cabinet man AU #don’t mind me I’m having cabinet thoughts

[c0rv1dco]

tazer está aqui!!!!

@routeriver @evren-sadwrn @goooser @bdaycheesecake @snails-are-made-of-jelly

#pactw fanart #pac #qsmp pac #q!pac fanart #q!pactw #q!pac #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp tazercraft #pac tazercraft #tazercraft fanart #spot the lemon demon references #he gives spirit phone vibes #not like he’d listen to them #but like touch tone telephone and cabinet man ARE pac #my alcatraz tism is showing too #fuga impossível

[porcelain-animatronic]

Yo lemon demon fandom, hear me out! So you know how a running spirit phone theory is that the guy singing “no eyed girl” is the same guy being sung about in “when he died” due to how well those songs transition into one another?

Hear me out, what if that thing that the singer of “touch tone telephone” found was the cabinet man in… well… “cabinet man”? The songs transition well into each other and the ending is rather ambiguous as to whether or not the cabinet man killed the people that broke into the arcade (yes I am implying that the touch tone telephone guy was also one of the people that broke into the arcade on supposedly christmas eve)

#lemon demon #spirit phone #cabinet man #touch tone telephone #no eyed girl #when he died

[parsleysaauce]

I feel like I’m not alone saying I feel like The Animatronic may not. Entirely. Be an animatronic

#he’s got some cabinet man shit going on for sure #drawtectives #the animatronic #drawtectives season 2 #drawfee