#hogwartsoncrackbutmorethanusual

[jellyraindrops]

Hogwarts on Crack but more than Usual

Professor Flitwick: Today we will be learning how to YEET OTHER PEOPLE'S WANDS FROM THEIR HANDS ALRIGHT BITCHES WHO'S READY TO LEARN

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Me: damn Draco can I get a piece of that apple cause a DAMN

Draco: what im not eating an apple

Me: your adam's apple...on your neck. I wanna give you a h-

Draco: oK OK SHUSH

Me: ...

Me: so that's a yes?

Draco: I mean-

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Me: Everyone at Hogwarts is so damn hot

Umbitch: M-

Me: -except for you you ugly ass troll faced shit smelling skanky ass bitch regina george wannabe nasty ogre looking lonely cornelious obsessed fucking troll-

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Fred: *lifts shirt up to wipe off sweat*

Me:

Me: im pregnant

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Cedric: Hi-

Me: have my babies

Cedric:

Cedric: what?

Me: I said I have rabies

Me: wait no-

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Proffessor McGonagall: I respect everyone of my staff and students

Umbitch: I-

Proffessor McGonagall: I WONT HESITATE BITCH

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[jellyraindrops]

If HP Characters read x reader stories about them on Tumblr(spicy ones)

Harry: oh uh...this is interesting. I'm not sure i'd ever read more though... *proceeds to binge read all of the harryxdraco harryxcedric and harryxginny fics*

Ron: *reading and eating food*(very brave of him to do)*chokes on food* I did WHAT NOW-

Hermione: SO MANY USES FOR WORDS BUT WHY THIS-*secretly likes reading them will not admit it* *blushes a LOT* I'm off to-uh, study. I'll see you all tomorrow.

Ginny: what the-OH things just got GOOD-

Neville: haha ok well I'm going to go plant Trevor-I mean water my homework-I mean-

Luna:

Luna: this is very creative writing!

Cho: *stays up until 2 am reading them* why are there no more why are there no more somebody write more please let me message this account I won't breath until I get another-

Cedric: *describes his jawline abs says he was the handsome golden boy* aw this one's so sweet...*2 minutes later* wait hold up how when did we start-

Fred: wicked. I mean, it's almost like they've done it with me before...shiiiiit hold up is that twincest oh fuck no-

George: FINALLY get rekt I am the hotter twin...damn hang on is it getting hot in here or is it just me-

Draco: WHY IS IT ALL SMUT I WANT A NORMAL STORY TOO FOR FUCKS SAKE *but does like smut*

Blaise: so, am I not here or-oh found one. You know what, I'll write some of my own *blaise the author*

Pansy:

Pansy: what the fuck-EW NOT WITH DRACO BLEACH FOR MY EYES BLEACH FOR MY EYES

Oliver:

Oliver: the only balls im interested in reading about are bludgers

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