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homeb0ys · 6 months
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jennrypan · 1 month
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The way Zeus and Hera would (and SHOULD) murder all the avid Apollo supporters cuz litterally how dare you 😶
Yall have been leaving LUSH for years, and suddenly this bitch comes in and yall got so much to say?? Actively supporting him tryna take the throne and disrespecting all the other Olympians?? SERIOUSLY??
Get striked down tf-- ungrateful ass hooligans-
I'm so-- Zeus would literally NOT let Apollo get this far, HERA wouldn't let him get that far.
He's literally a bastard brat, he has NO claim to the throne, it'd be Ares or ATHENA. OH MY GOD--
Also..why is everyone acting like Apollo is the only God doing shit..like Hestia, Demeter and everyone else doesn't do anything?? Like..huh?? Be so fucking fr. God the Olympus citizens are so stupid--
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In Her Time of Need ~Elizabeth Keane xFem Reader
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Summary— [SPOILERS] After the assassination attempt on Keane’s life is the season 6 finale, Carrie and Elizabeth have to find somewhere to hide out. Reader is off the books and one of Elizabeth’s closest confidants. Basically a little fic about the after effects of the assassination.
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Warnings: SPOILERS, implied assassination attempt, near death experience, trauma, anxiety, angst, comforting, physical comforting, safe house, happy fluff ending, etc.
Enjoy (;
The rap on the door was succinct and concise.
“Hi I’m Carrie, we haven’t met. I’m sorry, this is such short notice, we didn’t know where else to go—”
In front of you on your doorstep stood blonde, the one who spoke, and behind her cowered what you could make out to be Elizabeth.
“Of course, come in come in.”
You hurried the two women through the threshold of your brownstone, quickly shutting the door behind them. You guided them into your kitchen, swiftly grabbing a couple glasses of water and handing them over to the two ragged women. They accepted the drinks with silent nods and grateful hearts.
“I heard what happened over the television. I immediately called my contacts but no one had heard from you. They thought…” you rambled.
“The hit came from within the company. That’s why. No one knows.” Carrie breathed out, anxiously brushing her hair behind her face.
Elizabeth fidgeted with her glass, her gaze not meeting yours. You pursed your lips and nodded towards the blonde. Your gaze traveled back to the brunette, sympathetic and caring for the woman who seemed to be carrying the weight of the world on her shoulders.
“I see. Well you’re both welcome to stay here as long as you need. Elizabeth knows this is an unsanctioned, off the books safe house. That’s how I assumed you found me.”
“Completely off the books…?”
You pursed your lips once more and nodded. Carrie sighed in relief and nodded eagerly back.
“Good good.”
Silence took the room. It gave you the chance to finally hear Elizabeth’s shallow and erratic breathing. Her lip was trembling and you could tell she was as struggling to stay standing. It broke your heart. You rounded the kitchen island over to the brunette, placing a light hand on the back of her right shoulder.
“Hey.”
Elizabeth jolted upright a little at the touch. But she quickly leaned closer to your warmth, spooning your figure with her back frame.
“Hi” she choked out, as she fought back tears.
You sighed. Carrie shuffled her feet, feeling a little out of place in the now very domestic feeling kitchen. You took note of her discomfort, turning your gaze up and to the blonde.
“Up the stairs, first door to the left is yours. Standard guest bedroom, everything you’ll need is there.”
Carrie nodded swiftly.
“Thank you. Really.” She said before scurrying up the stairs.
Once the two of you were alone, Elizabeth finally let her eyes close even if it was just for a moment. She let out a pain staking, shuttering sigh. You could feel her trembling increasing, so you took her and your glasses and placed them on the counter for better stability.
And just as you came back to her, the woman’s knees buckled. You swiftly pulled Elizabeth into your arms, saving her from slamming into the ground. She would have protested about her being a strong, independent woman and being able to handle herself, but not today. Today she needed you. She needed to be taken care of. And there was nothing wrong with that.
“How about a bath, hmmmm sweetheart?” You hummed softly.
Elizabeth nodded slowly, curling her face into your chest as the tears began to stream down her face. You nodded and carried her upstairs and into the main bathroom. Running the water, you helped strip her of her tattered clothing, putting it aside, and then helping her into the partially filled tub.
The brunette curled into her chest, wrapping her arms around her legs, cradling herself in the tub, her head tucked into her knees. Your hand gently caressed her upper back. As you pulled away to give her some space, Elizabeth’s hand shot out and grabbed your wrist, pulling you nearly into the tub with her.
“You want me to join you…?” You gently asked.
Elizabeth finally looked you in the eye for the first time, her eyes glossy and overwhelmed with tears. Her lips trembled even harder as she nodded shakily. She let go of your wrist.
“P-please…”
You immediately nodded, standing up fully and stripping down all of your clothing, throwing them aside to deal with later. You then carefully entered the large bathtub, sitting behind Elizabeth and wrapping your legs around her from either side so that she was in between and could lean back on your chest.
The water was now warm and the tub filled, so you turned the tap off. Elizabeth immediately took the hint and curled up on your chest. Her left cheek rested on your sternum, her hands on the expanse of your left chest. She took another shuttering breath. But this one was a little calmer. Even though you could feel her heart racing on top of you, you also felt her starting to relax a little bit more.
It was silent for a while after that.
“I—I’m sorry…” she stammered in a whisper, finally bringing sound back into the room.
“Hey. No apologies… If you want, we can talk about this in the morning. Tonight, you just rest. Understand?” You cooed gently.
Elizabeth nodded. And before long, you heard the woman dozing off on your chest.
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Elizabeth Keane Masterlist ~Coming Soon (;
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rewrite-canon · 4 months
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me when i see the fifth victoria neuman edit to ‘heads will roll’
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bitter-black-beans · 6 days
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I did not expect to see glimpses of "Save The Homeland" in the Thai BL series that I'm watching
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ro-is-struggling · 1 month
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in other news, the political situation of my country is so bad I'm finding comfort in watching the boys💀
comfort
in the boys
a show where no character has ever known comfort in their whole life 💀💀💀
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govtshutdown · 1 month
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Maybe excise that one, punt it, and pass the other 5?
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vamprisms · 2 years
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so true youtube algorithm
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autismserenity · 3 months
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A group of 14 House Democrats are voicing fears that House Republicans’ reversal of security rules enacted after the January 6 attack could allow one of their Republican colleagues to threaten the life of President Joe Biden or other attendees in the House chamber during next week’s State of the Union speech.
Mr Biden is set to deliver his annual message to Congress on Tuesday, 7 February. It will be his second State of the Union speech to Congress and his first since Republicans took control of the House by winning a majority in last year’s midterm elections.
One of the first acts of the new GOP majority was to eliminate the magnetometers that then-House Speaker Nancy Pelosi ordered US Capitol Police to erect at each entrance to the House chamber in the wake of the January 6 attack on the Capitol. Although members have always technically been prohibited from wearing firearms in the chamber, some claimed to have had their weapons on their person during the attack.
In a letter to House and Senate leaders, the group of House Democrats said they were writing with “urgent concern for the safety and security of the President, other dignitaries, and guests” at next week’s joint session of Congress.
“The GOP House Majority’s new rules have made the safety and security of the House Chamber, the very seat of American Democracy, at risk to infiltration and violence with reckless changes to necessary preventative measures. As both of our chambers come together to hear a message from the President on the state of our Union, we are concerned for the safety and security of those present,” said the members, a group which includes Bennie Thompson, the Mississippi Democrat who formerly chaired the House January 6 select committee.
The members pointed to past attempts by members to [sneak] secret firearms onto the House floor, other members declaring their intent to do the same, and a newly-elected GOP member sending inert grenades to colleagues as gifts as evidence that the House remains “vulnerable to multiple fronts of attacks both from inside and outside Congress”.
“Considering the ability of Members of Congress to carry firearms in the capitol complex outside the House Floor, removal of magnetometers from the entrances to the House Floor, and with record threats against the lives of Members of Congress, the security of the House complex is today precarious,” they said.
They added that they are “urgently” requesting information on what steps leadership is taking to secure the chamber before next week’s event, and said they are “amenable” to a “closed-door briefing” on the matter.
Because the State of the Union is designated as a National Security Special Event by the Department of Homeland Security, the US Secret Service — not the US Capitol Police — will be in charge of security for the Tuesday night joint session.
A Secret Service spokesperson did not respond to a request for comment from The Independent.
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homeb0ys · 1 year
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Everywhere I look, I’m reminded of him.
And yes…these are real.
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mattzerella-sticks · 2 years
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WHAT IF THEY HAVE JENSEN'S SOLDIER BOY KILL JIM'S ROBERT SINGER?
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hayquetenerpatience · 2 years
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The pundits say that border state, and now Florida, governors are engaging in political stunts by transporting all these illegal border crossers -- the same illegals sent to their states by the Biden administration -- to self-proclaimed sanctuary cities. This sentiment begs the question: how isn't it a political stunt for this presidential administration to purposely NOT defend the border, and signal to every potential illegal border crosser that you'd be allowed to stay in the US if you just make it across the border? How is that not using illegal border crossers as political pawns?! They've been secreting border crossers to all parts of middle America under cover of darkness damn near since the Biden administration took over. They have utterly and completely slapped the face every person waiting in line to become a legal immigrant. They have opened our borders to terrorists, narcotics trafficers, human trafficking, and every other sort of miscreant. These people coming here over the border all willy-nilly is proof positive that this administration is the most derelict in my lifetime!
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participled · 2 years
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tw ethnic cleansing in the tags
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britishchick09 · 2 months
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rewrite erik's mom's backstory has changed... and now he's winston churchill! ;D
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govtshutdown · 1 month
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light at the end of a long, dark, cold tunnel. Unfortunately that light is the oncoming train that is the election and the FY2025 budget.
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