#honestly at this point why the hell not

[otrtbs]

this isn't gonna make a lick of sense if you haven't seen the tiktok of the girl talking about the hunger games fanfiction she read where a tribute gets gifted a machine gun but i'm sorry .... i'm rocking with fanfiction that's "implausible" like, wdym??? wdym a tribute with a machine gun makes you want to quit the story because it took you out of the fanfic???? it's just getting good bro. strap in. things are about to go wild in that arena. "it's not believable :( " if i wanted believable i'd read the actual published book. go ahead and throw renee rapp into the arena while we're at it, i wanna see where this goes.

#to me in essence this is the point of fanfiction #i know i talk about this all the time but like i genuinely don't understand #i thought it was common consensus that fanfic was just wack as hell like that #for fun reasons..... because.... yk. ... it's fanfic #honestly sometimes i think this is why no one is embarrassed anymore to admit they read fanfiction these days. they just go on tiktok #with their whole name and face and say 'i was reading this one piece fanfiction...' #and they're okay doing that bc they're not reading fanfic where people just whip out machine guns anymore... like god. is nothing sacred??? #nat speaks

[cherubytes]

one-sided v4v where the v2 fights are just a way to get attention but v1 doesn't care at all

#this is actually canon #jk but i was thinking about how it was pointed out that gabriel and v1's wings match each-other's main colours (which yay cute ^_^) #and huh. wait a second. v2 can have blue wings #:) #and v1's wings don't change colour. interesing. i will be using this knowledge #there's also something to be done with the meaning of the blue wings but uuuuuuu idk #there's angst potential but. i dont feel like prodding at this thought rtn #go. be free #v1 #v2 #v4v #ultrakill #ig the wing thing implies gabv1el but honestly i think its fun if gabriel's feelings (whatever they are) are also one-sided #v1's true love is uhm. P-ranking everythign hashtag aro swag #k break time over back to studying #ramblings #edit: WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A TYPO #its fixed now. whadda hell

[front-facing-pokemon]

#simipour #the principal‚ i think? the principal of the school in psmd #i dunno why i'm doubting myself on this. i think that's the case. psmd is literally my favorite game of all time #honestly i need to fucking. replay all the pmd games and reevaluate that. clearly it's been a while considering how much my memory is #faltering on this. i imagine if i replayed them all again nowadays i'd end up liking gti the most or something #ugh. yeah. i'll replay them all eventually. my memory is really crumbling at this point. it's been years #hell‚ maybe i'll do it on stream. that's like one of the only ways i can keep myself accountable to actually beat games

[samarecharm]

i love makoto so much but fanon does her so much better (the good parts of the fandom) because in the game her character is so lack luster. they butchered her confidant it is so borning and not even about her. they made her a cop. A COP. they pushed this "canon waifu" role onto her (before sumire came along and did it Even Worse). and it SUCKS because SHE IS SO MUCH MORE!!! SHE IS SO MUCH BETTER!!!! SHE COULD'VE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER!!! the way i feel about canon makoto is the same way i feel about the canon ryuji events post komoshida where he's horribly mistreated and used purely as comic relief: i ignore them <3 my game now <3 never happened <3 my ocs <3

You are so right. I generally apply this to all characters in p5 bc the game does such a shit job of staying consistent with character arcs and personalities. Theres a desperate need to throw in perverse jokes at the expense of female characters and a need to show that the police (as a whole) are reliable people who are not influenced by things like money and power; only the BAD cops do that. Not to mention this obvious fatphobia and homophobia but i feel likes thats a given.

But back to Makoto. Shes a victim of bad writing just like everyone else. Ryuji during the kamoshida arc was fighting with self loathing and genuine anxiety, and aside from the like. One comment on Panthers outfit in the metaverse, hes more than well behaved. All of that is shelved as soon as Kamoshida is gone and replaced with him being weird comic relief (and the focus of alot of sexual jokes that were nonexistent in the beginning of the game). Anns arc about self love and empowerment is completely dropped as soon as the nasty bad guy is put away (so that its good to be weird about her w the Good Guys). Makoto loses her a chunk of her personality to be the mature waifu which is INSANE to me bc shes like. Not okay or normal at all 😭😭😭 she THINKS shes responsible and so does everyone else on her team, but its an act! She doesnt know shit! And she doesnt know that she doesnt know shit bc shes respectful and adults dont care about anything as long as u respect them!

Its very telling that for literally every single thief (and goro), you can see the exact moment the writers gave up on adding anything of worth to their characters outside of the social links. Its like they didnt know what to even do w the characters at their disposal after their main arcs were complete. No mention of friends hanging out without you, no mention of having group hangouts. Everyone is treated as a core, important member of the friend group DURING their arc, but outside of it, they are acquaintances at best. Theres nothing in the game that convinces you that these guys are legitimately friends who care for each other and do Friend Things. And i describe it like that bc there IS a game that treats them all as friends, and its strikers! Strikers/Scramble genuinely feels like the game p5 wanted to be; a road trip w your team where they stay up at night talking to each other and hanging out and doing things together that dont necessarily include you, the player. Its refreshing and lovely but it sucks that u get that kind of attention to detail in a ‘spinoff’ title

#chattin #i hesitate to use spinoff bc its a pretty big game #and theres an amazing plot with wonderful characterization #and their handling of jails and jail owners is LEAGUES better than the bs they tried to make up w palace users #and all the thieves feel like family. and not in the annoying fandom way; like #were family in the same way a family is forged and tended to. i love you. no one is left behind. no one is made to feel inferior another #its really good and honestly if u want more interactions between everyone i really recommend a playthrough #but yeah #p5 sucks #i love it but i love the version of it i made in my head LMAO #maybe p5r did a better job w the dialogue and some questionable scenes #(i wouldnt know. i didnt play it lol) #so maybe thats what people need to be using as a point of reference #but i only plyed p5 so this is what i have; a group of people who show up for meetings and then go about their life #and that kinda sucks. why make this wholly unique experience in which these teens can only relate to each other #make them bonded over their shared experience w this unbelievable world #and then not only make them NOT interact; but have the end be ‘okay by akira.’ and leave it at that #they just. didnt know what to do w anyone #they needed their girls to be waifubait and the boys to be an afterthought #they needed a buffet of older woman for pathetic men to fuck through their self insert #and they needed a story convoluted enough to keep people stuck trying to figure it out themselves #its bad. its so bad. its so fucking bad. but i have to be here. WE have to be here. #bc who else is going to take these characters out of hell and treat them right ??!!!

[monstertsunami]

perhaps...puppet pulled smirnova.................

its been a whole year since anyones spoken of this wretched ship to me.. thank u for bringing back PEAK

(palette from this)

#boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i answer asks on company time #pafl #dr temnova #dr smirnov #parties are for losers #FOR reference since half of the pafl tag is new here this started out as a crackship and still sorta is #i fully believe that temnova is aroace and only ever 'ship' her with others under the pretense of her manipulating them #to that pafl confessions anon that said they hated smirnova #& came to the conclusion that its shippers (literally just me) were simply projecting onto smirnov and wanted temnova carnally: #you are correct . that i exactly the point of the ship congratulations honestly #im not immune to defending myself w an essay in the tags . if ferry sees this its OVER for me !! #hhaha also i overestimated how long this wld take me . Why is it 2 am #art hell #smirnova

[doctorwhoisadhd]

there are many ways nardole interacting with the torchwood team could potentially go but i think in every timeline owen would be so mad about who in the team nardole has sex with. including in any situation where nardole has Only fucked owen he would still find a way to be mad about it

#nardole #doctor who #owen harper #dw #torchwood #see i CANT imagine it but like. thats nardole though. like. i feel like nardole DOES NOT WANT bitches in s10 at any point. and so we do not #see the version of nardole that allows him to actually Get bitches. #him in torchwood all bets are off. tosh jack suzie owen gwen ianto hell even rhys honestly i feel like if theres ONE non-gwen who could pul #that off and seduce RHYS of all people its fucking nardole. For some reason. #the one character i dont think nardole would fuck is probably martha. mostly bc martha is too loyal to ever cheat unlike every other #character in the entirety of the show #and dont even get me started on what john hart and nardole would do to each other. cause i dont really want to talk about that i think it #would be. bad to witness in many ways and im not sure i need to consider how and why that could be the case #just know that they WOULD know each other carnally #ari opinion hour

[autoboros]

I've only recently picked up the H-3 Nozzlenose (because for the longest time I thought I'd be awful at it) but it's honestly crazy just how fun it is

I haven't had so much fun with a weapon in a while. It is so satisfying I swear

The sound for the direct shots... both their kits... the way you can continuous fire by timing inputs right... fucking around

Wish I could put my Splatoon thoughts into words. I love this weapon

#i cant decide if i like vH-3 or H-3D better #im honestly finding H-3D a little more fun because of how defensive it is #but i have a mild point sensor bias. and cooler is like. THE special currently #but H-3D is such fun to play #for a very long time from the start of the game til only like 2 months ago i fully believed I'd suck at this weapon #hell even noob me back at the beginning held such harsh opinions such as “why would ANYONE play this” #ohhh you fool. you silly motherfucker. this is the most fun youve had in a while #its funny. every weapon i thought I'd hate at the beginning is like. my main now #splatoon #Gameplay// #<- guess it goes there

[bloobydabloob]

Is there a reason ur drawings kinda look like someone stretched them in some direction. Not in a mean way. It's very silly imo /pos

Thank you, I’m glad you like it. I take inspiration from artists like @tostyart (twt) @robert_valley (insta) jasonlupas (twt) and several other artists, who do the same thing. I think it looks great. There’s no deeper reason sadly… just think it looks cool.

#third ask in a row about the skew. Hahaha #I get why some people might not like it #I love it though. I think it’s sooo sick #I deleted yesterday’s ask because I didn’t want to clog my page with asks but I’ll reiterate #I don’t think that imperfect art should be fixed or corrected #I struggle more specifically with rigidity in my art #I have a tendency to overwork the shapes in my art to the point where it’s just… stiff as hell #So I think also the skew helps disguise that a little. Maybe I’m a cheater #But anyways #I really like skewiff or quote unquote wonky looking art. #I love art and I love beginner artists and I love shakey lines and imperfections #I think it’s soo awesome. #I dig all art to be honest. Really honestly I just like art. I’m rambling here haha #but no… Some of the people listed get insecure about the asymmetry or whatever in their art. #I don’t think anyone should be ashamed of their art as long as they are doing something they enjoy and improving #without wonky art and without weird looking stuff #we wouldn’t improve. That’s what really sucks #But I guess that’s not why I do it. I wish I could do the skew on accident dude. #Please check out @tostyart by the way #genuinely probably one of my favorite artists of all time #I think you will enjoy their stuff. It’s so different to everything else and their characters are wonderful #they have such wonderful line work and are so great at working with composition and perspective. #Everything I aspire to be #Sorry for tag rambling. I did this exact thing yesterday too #don’t give me the opportunity to talk about art. I’ll never shut up. #still not on topic though #TLDR : I think it looks cool

[sprout-fics]

I know how much moving sucks the packing, unpacking and carrying boxes. So just imagine moving on a hot summer day and the boys offer to help you move. Maybe some of them take of their shirts ..

Personally I'm not a lemonade girl. So I'd probably offer them ice tea or whiskey as a reward

I’d absolutely offer those men iced tea. Wear a little sundress too just to see them get distracted 🤭

#I officially have all my stuff moved in but my internet is still not set up #so if I’m absent that’s why #hopefully by tomorrow evening it’ll be good #nervous as hell about my new roomie #Honestly at this point a hug from a big beefy man woukd be so appreciated #I’m incredibly stressed out and anxious #but yes #the boys haha

[thetimelordbatgirl]

...So uh, basically bootleg Suicide Squad featuring not even a comic's accurate team but instead, just random characters picked randomly from throughout the MCU, including even character's that make zero fucking sense to be on the team???

#anti mcu #cant even make their own plot #just gonna go for another film plot instead #like looking into the team in comics and where did the government stuff come from #where did goverment sends them on missions come from #in comics history from looks of stuff they just form cause the avengers are...well...dead....like always with heroes dying in comics lol #but like theres no signs of government #but that is what you know the squad in dc are #a government formed team who have villains as members in exchange for time off their sentences #granted marvel aint copying why the villains do it #but they seem to be copying the government element #and yeah if anyone curious which members make no sense mcu wise #honestly only us agent actually makes sense lmao #bucky we know makes zero sense at this point as hes a hero at this point after being freed from hydra and such #ghost literally at the end of ant man 2 was said to be getting the cure she needs aka her motivation for villain stuff #taskmaster and red guardian literally ended black widow leaving with the freed black widows and such not doing evil stuff #hell taskmaster falls into same area as bucky: mindcontrol- so how the hell does she count as evil #yelena they can't seem to make their mind up on but i generally assume hawkeye show intended for her to not be doing evil sutff anymore #since she only sought revenge on hawkeye thats it #but once told the truth suddenly no longer evil stuff #like only US agent actually makes sense and the lady at the end of the line who i guess is attempt at mcu waller #which...good luck because waller is a good character while this one so far...isnt

[ride-a-dromedary]

My toxic trait is that I don't care what R.A. Salvatore ended up writing or says, I am a Drizzt Do'Urden was in love with Bruenor Battlehammer truther.

#catti brie? you mean their daughter? yeah i love her #i'm at that point in rereads where i have re-entered Drizzt Do'urden hell and tbh i don't see like at least 80% of that series #jibber jabber blabber bluff #literally first chapter of the og book 'maybe that is why i love him' like drizzt calm DOWN #the catti brie one is like oh soulmate and my dearest friend and blah blah and i'm like SO WE'RE JUST GONNA GLOSS OVER THAT ONE HUH #the compulsory heterosexuality in these books was just *too much* #edit: my friend reminded me of bisexual king jarlaxle and artemis and drizzt and honestly yeah sorry this drow...likes men

[singsweetmelodies]

Wait so you love Lando but hate Carlos? but you post Carlando? girl how do you justify that

"wait so you love lando but hate carlos" <- absolutely correct anon, you got it!!

"girl how do you justify that" <- easily: i do what i want here on tumblr dot com.

hope this clears it up for you anon ❤️

#asks & answers #anon #insane anons #like...... WHAT is the point of sending a message like this. genuinely what on earth #what are you trying to achieve bestie?? #if you're trying to get me to like carlos and/or carlando more then this sure is NOT the way to go about it #the hell... #and yeah i know i could easily have deleted this one and not bothered to interact with it at all #i almost did #but there has been such an upsurge in absolutely insane and entitled/demanding and just bizarre behaviour in this fandom as of late?? #and so i WANTED to address this in the most matter of fact way possible #because here's the thing anon: in sports - and in ANY fandom really - we are all allowed to like who we like #and hate who we hate #and the idea of justifying that is already absurd #but GOING TO SOMEONE AND *ASKING THEM* to justify why they like or dislike something???? #what the actual HELL... #go outside... touch some grass... have a good long think #would you ask someone who doesn't like apples 'why don't you like the taste of apples' #'I DONT KNOW STEPHEN. WHY DON'T *YOU* LIKE THE TASTE OF TOMATOES' #honestly like.... #what is UP with people lately??? #JUST BE FUCKING NORMAL AND SANE. please!!! #okay rant over 😅❤️ #(P.S. - anon; don't bother replying; i WILL delete it. i just wanted to say this much xD)

[themyscirah]

Green Lantern (1990) #50

#KILOWOG 😭😭😭😭😭 #i mean i know hell be back eventually but still.... kilowog..... #also where the heck was john during all this #isnt he still on oa with the mosiac? or maybe im just wrong i havent seen hin in like 25 issues #because i think they diverged his storyline into another book and i havent been reading that book as i continue on with this one #i should honestly probably go and do that at some point #oh comics why must you be so difficult to read and follow character arcs with #blah #panelposting #green lantern #hal jordan #parallax #kilowog #lanterns #dc comics #swishy liveblogs

[laurasbailey]

look it’s not funny but actually it is funny how laudna died early campaign and the party goes WE WILL CARRY YOUR BODY ACROSS THE DESERT ON OUR BACKS meanwhile when molly died early campaign it was like ‘well... into the ground you go!’

#text #yes i am well aware why it was that way #i am well aware half the party was missing #and tmn had zero connections with powerful npcs at that point #but it is a little funny KFDGJD #honestly marisha characters? they deserve the best #and honestly bells hells are far more bonded than the mighty nein were at this point in the campaign lmao #cr spoilers

[txxxciii]

*pointing at people who ship bi-han x kuai liang* see kids? this is why you never put siblings as active characters!!

#tox talks #god i hate people so much sometimes #like you cannot have a franchise with at least two named siblings without fandom being weird about it #do you guys like???? not have siblings???? wtf #things were somewhat fine before mk1 because bi-han was never such an important character #not only that #new fans now state that sub-zero and scorpion were always brothers and get confused whenever kuai liang x hanzo show up! #for old fans it's not that difficult to identify one another - for new fans? HELL NO #i get why nsr gone this way but it only caused more sub-zero and scorpion confusion when we all thought it couldn't get worse #i honestly think sub-zero and scorpion could just work as nameless jobbers like it was in the old movie at this point #mortal kombat #mk #sub zero #scorpion #tw inc*st #bi han #kuai liang

[todayisafridaynight]

rgg really such an unfortunate series for masato to spawn in cause everyone and their mother smokes. even his dads smoke. the fact his condition didnt get worse and he REALLY didnt *die is a miracle

*from his condition not by the most Motherfucker ending imaginable

#snap chats #it automatically cancels out on account of the fact they throw their cig away two seconds later #unless youre arakawa. then you just let it hang in your mouth but besides the point #honestly youd think they wouldnt but that nicotine's kicking their ass #at the very least they dont smoke around him. i would hope. #arakawa funny as hell for pulling a cig out the second masato was off screen LIKE GIRL YOURE??? FOLLOWING HIM INTO THE BUILDING #arakawa ily but tf you gonna do then. are you gonna bin it as soon as you get in the hall #thinking of masato having to get up them lil stairs is killing me tho is he gonna pokemon mach bike this shit and hop up #god. no wonder masato was mad as hell it gotta be a NIGHTMARE #i was lying like a dog in that What The Arakawa Fam Smells Like post i just know masato still smells a bit like smoke #he should smell like mint. idk why i think he should but he should smell like mint a lil bit