#how do you fuck up LIMB

[soufre-de-paris]

i know i am a broken horse beater at this point but english orthography just makes me want to bite someone

#my favorite right now #(read #least fucking favorite) #is the arbitrary unetymological b y'all decided to shove on some words back in the day to make it cOoL and LoOk LiKe LaTiN #to the utter detriment of all logic reason virtue and dignity #such as #limb #LIMB! #how do you fuck up LIMB #no need for there to be a fucken b there mate!!! #crumb #also no b there! doesn't need to be there! it's not real!!! #dumb? thumb? debt? doubt? #please stop #please #you're making your mother cry

[demigod-of-the-agni]

Peter Parker if he got bit by a radioactive sword ☢️🟢⚔️

if I had a nickel for every time I made a Spider-Man au based off a video game, I'd have three nickels, which isn't a lot but it's concerning that it's happened three times. This au is the spidey/final fantasy vii mashup, where Peter becomes the Unreliable Narrator

anyway someone pretty please write this au for me <333 I'll pay you <3333333

bg variants under the cut

the BIGGEST dilemma(s) was figuring out if I should

A) keep the eyes in my art style (no colours, just the highlight), bc ngl it makes him seem more babey (pic 1),,, or

B) add the mako-glow to the eyes so i could be lore-accurate.... also I spent a lot of time!! on colouring in those pixels!!!!! dammit!!!!!!!!! (pic 2) and

C) OF COURSE i was struggling to choose between the white and red backgrounds!!!!! evil me!!!!!!! making difficult creative decisions!!!!!!

i will,,,, try to draw the other peeps as well (mj as tifa and gwen as aerith ,,, mmm yesss esysey yes ssss) but i fear the monkey brain has already died........ i will try tho,,,,,,,,,,

#finally. i drew the little freaky white boy after.... many many months of not drawing him #do you see the little spider :) it's. it's because he's spider-man!! (it's a very ugly spider i forgive you if you can't find it) #bro looks like a kpop idol im literally screaming #dance for us baby boy. honey bee inn that shit. crank that soulja boy. break it til ya make it #listen i have to draw peter in cloud's pretty blue dress sometime otherwise i WILL explode........... #anyway be like me and refuse to draw legs !!!!!! what are lower limbs!!!!???? who cares !!!!!! just run away when confronted by femurs!!!!! #you would not believe how long i had to stare at cloud's arms in order to make sense of them. why are his triceps so fucked up #many times i had to stop myself from jumping into my laptop screen and succumb to the fiery CPU death bc MY GOD.... #i am SWEATING..... EURHG #also obviously new colouring/shading thing again.... ough...... consistent art style WHEN #what the fuck do i tag this as??? #peter parker #spider man fanart #spider man #ffvii #final fantasy vii #agni and his many many au's number 39874 #artoftheagni

[warpolomewdarkmatter]

cumbersome and heavy body

#warp darkmatter #buzz lightyear of star command #hi everyone can we talk about warp ive been dying to talk about warp #like... thinking about how hes canonically disabled. he is missing a hand!!! that is so important to me and i think about it a lot #yes hes all that primadonna girl bubblegum bitch electra heart etc . but also he is an amputee! and that makes him so interesting to me.. #i love to think about how a guy like warp deals with the missing of a hand both in the lost-it-during-tab and lost-it-in-the-past scenarios #like how much time it took him to adjust or how he went through physiotherapy with gritted teeth. THINK ABOUT IT! #he loves to put up fronts and be that suave arrogant kinda guy but also has chronic pain and takes off his stupid hand first chance he gets #so its interesting to consider eg how much itd take him to admit that his bitchin hand is also stupid and heavy and he gets tired... #not to romanticise disability btw it just gives him delicious dimension and . you know!!!! #i wish it was explored more in the fandom lol i know it gets swept under the rug bc of scifi perfect bionic cyborg limbs fantasy #but i want more content of warp sans his hand... just doing mundane shit... living his life... representation..! #and not like 'warp lives and sleeps with his prostetic and it feels natural to him ^_^' dont erase his disability!!!!!!! #drawpost #origpost #also his suit is fucked in this art LOL my pipeline for this piece was horrid. dont ask me about my layers im deeply ashamed.

[hussyknee]

I miss when different things used to happen. Memes and movies and discourse and world crises and celebrity drama and political discourse and disaster and more memes and such. Now it's just genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide, genocide,

#if Im not posting as much about it it's because i'm coming slowly unglued #STOP FUCKING KILLING PEOPLE YOU SICK FUCKS #i like to mix it up by imagining all the different ways i could murder joe biden #remember that poor guy who tried to kill the french king and had his limbs slowly pulled apart for hours #i always thought that was unconscionable for anyone but i've changed my mind #every sick fuck complicit in this deserves it #how are mentally ill people supposed to live like this #the sheer extent of racism you have to have to not die inside from what your governments are doing while the world watches #how are we the same species as these bottom-feeders my god #knee of huss

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

im so fucking mentally ill about this if you even care

#some of the most light we see out of his dumb fucking eyes and its because he saved someone he fucking fell down and elevator shaft and #broke his limbs but he saved someone else doing it #and im.going to blow SOMETHING UP #NO YOU DUMB BITCH THIS ISNT HOW IT WORKS #swearing cw #bsd spoilers

[devilfruitdyke]

perona inspired by @onepiecefashion :]

[ID: a pencil drawing of perona from one piece, in a cartoon style but more realistic than canon. she wears a black valentino minidress with a velvet heart at the bust and ruffles at the hem. it is accessorized with black fishnet stockings and black high heels with red roses and black feathers near the ankles. persona has a clutch bag, but the original model does not. perona is standing with her weight on one leg and her hand on her hip. she wears twintails in large ribbonlike curls. the second image the original model in the same outfit. end ID.]

#ok i have comments about my process here #im trying to give fewer people fat arms and broad shoulders. these are both traits that are underrepresented overall #but me personally im projecting like its my shift at the movie theater. #so she has kind of skinny limbs and shoulders and i made some of it kind of noodly. like left arm especially #yes all of the shading is black irl but the way i took the photo or edited it makes it look pretty light #not sure about what i should do but im looking into it #also drawing the twintails was fun.. i did a couple drafts and they all looked like lane lines but eventually i thinknsomething happened #< look up swimming lane line that joke is fucking hilarious. #in my mind shes holding that 'book of spells' clutch from spirit halloween #and finally. i tried to translate her round eyes and face into my style but im not sure how successful that was? #i couldnt deal with the anime where she would come on screen and hit you with the 0️⃣👄0️⃣ every time #but the attempt to make her eyes look more realistic and/or aesthetic just ended up giving her the 1piece same face problem #ive become the very thing i swore to destroy (oda) #id added #one piece #< ahhh im scared

[tsubasaclones]

something something a character’s magic abilities being used as a metaphor for psychosis not in the godawful “everything was a hallucination the whole time uwu” way but in a “they can hear/see things other people can’t” way that is handled much more respectfully

#i can't believe im including this man in my post in a nice way for once do not be fooled i hate him so much but this one line was good #sorry i was thinking about episode 14 of the anime which is a fucking wild filler episode #where sakura couldn't decide going to the zoo or whatever other place #so then she straight up started hallucinating animal ears/limbs on the other ppl (except syaoran for some reason) #and then eventually it. look i really don't know how to explain this episode if you haven't seen it because it's insane #but like she's literally just hallucinating at first i don't know what to tell you #that episode is also crazy bc syaoran basically tells her she's causing the magic incidents that make the cards and she doesn't realize #that it applies to all the situations not just that specific one

[romaritimeharbor]

guys i have no idea when this happened but i have like, multiple new genshin ocs bouncing around in my head

#✧— aphe's musings. #hestia is the name i've chosen for one! #she was la signora's personal assistant before she died and has since deserted the fatui. idk if i talked about her yet or not #the others are unnamed #i've got an expelled vahumana scholar. truth is they are just a silly little guy (gender neutral) who cannot be constrained + #+ they were never going to hurt anyone!!!! they just got a little carried away bro they SWEAR on it!!!!! it was an accident they + #+ really didn't mean to commit like. all of the sins :( they didn't mean it :( (they did mean it. btw. yeah) #(^ they *genuinely* are just a little silly and they happen to have a very strong moral compass. they were *never* going to hurt anyone.) #i have like 5 million fatui ocs HAHA #anyways :) another fatui oc upon ye: #alongside the one who got their limbs torn off and then replaced by dottore there's another fatui agent oc + #+ who joined the fatui following an altercation between pantalone and their former rich guy boss who was in + #+ massive debt that he had not repaid. and they did not know anything about it? and they were basically like + #+ “get fucked loser” they did NOT like him. uhh something something that one quote from yelan's story quest + #+ “give a dog a bone and it will guard your home for the rest of its life” pantalone & oc-core #you guys can pronoun assign all these ocs (except hestia) because idk what pronouns to give them LMFAO #anyways how do you guys make those cute genshin oc posts that make it feel like a canon + #+ character profile..... please teach me 😔 #also expelled akademiya student ended up falling into the abyss prior to their expulsion; it was learning of the sins the gods committed + #+ that made them intentionally do things that the akademiya forbode. they and hestia are friends also btw! #they both are working towards the same goal so they help one another out sometimes #they probably kiss idk. maybe queerplatonically i think.

[ichorblossoms]

googling bee anatomy shit for monstery yarrow purposes and sitting here like. yeah this ain't gonna work i gotta make this up on my own or just straight up not go with that idea

#there's only so much that arthropods and mammals have in common #and bees have three different anatomical structures is they're queens workers or drones too #i can get away with fucked up limbs and like. external stuff p easy #then there's like. bee mouth anatomy that's like okay. they have a fucked up mouth how do i transpose this to a human face structure #which requires equal parts thinking bullshitting and 'eh this looks cool' #went down a rabbit hole last night like does it make sense to give him a stinger. it does Not #there is no elegant way to do that. also it's not practical story-wise for him to have like. a venomous weapon on his body at all times #esp when he was kidnapped and experimented on without his permission. and definitely fighty about it #if this guy slugs his partner immediately after being rescued bc his first instinct is to Fight i don't think givin him venom is a good ide #worth noting that the human experimentation in honeybee is a pick and choose deal on behalf of the scientists doing it as opposed- #-to just like 'shit dude i'm mixing you with an animal we'll see what happens' #stingers killing the organism upon exit is also negligible but not something i wanna think abt either #not to mention placement. but that one's kinda funny to think abt like. you can have sex but Watch Out #god this sounds insane IT MAKES SENSE IN MY HEAD I PROMMY #rambles #yarrow

[maybemoonbeams]

anyone wanna reblog this and tell me in the tags what your current hyperfixation(s) is\are becuase i

#am having a category 7 autism moment over pipe organs #i do not remember the last time i opened up the wikipedia page for something to read recreationally #i initially sought out the list of the biggest ones (because large)and had to step down to the main page first because theres all this ling #and i wanna know what everything does #the music itself has to be a pretty specific vibe for me to like it bc if theyre not played a certain way it gets really cacophonous for me #but the instruments themselves are fucking monsters and playing them seems less like performing on a instrument #and more like harmonizing with a great beast #you start it with a key?? #it takes all of your limbs and the thing is constantly breathing #the sound will continue for as long as you hold the note it will not dissipate??? #you can record things and play them back it will even remember stop settings it has memory?? #stops control how the pipes sound if youve ever heard of pulling out all the stops this is that #theyre like orchestras able to be played by a single person some of them even have voice sounds #the people who play these things are also their own type of beast #pipe organists are wild because god there's just so much #it scratches my loner badass complex so acutely #a lonely person shouldering an entire symphony contrasting against scores of people playing a single piece together as one #you could write an anime about this #did everyone else just already understand about these things or #blake.txt #good tags

[remyfire]

In old roleplaying circles, I used to have people get really angry at me because they found a lot of catharsis in taking their characters those agonizing angst without necessarily giving them an end point of healing whereas my characters would always try to prompt that moment of healing—would be an end point they could come to whenever they were ready, would love them through the pain instead of drive it higher—and I don't think I've really changed at all in that regard, and I hope that ends up being all right.

#this is a complicated way to say that i'm having my chai and meditating on some of the more popular headcanons i saw #when i first got here and part of it was just the circle of blogs i saw initially when i created mine #because they all had a similar sense of characterization for the blorbos and were reluctant to let anything else in #and i totally get that btw because i LOVE seeing varied interpretations and i will happily play in every sandbox #but i'm thinking specifically about the fanon about beej HAVING to leave his home after everything because he tries to fit back in the box #and he can't #and the agony and misery therein like having built an entire life on a literal lie and choosing to jettison it for his own good #and how i have inadvertently built a home life for him that he will return to incredibly changed but will be welcomed into nonetheless #i think about how loose and utterly queer he becomes in korea down to his gestures his clothes his grooming choices #and how yes he DOES remove all of those when he gets home #(my gnc hawk doing much the same i should say) #but replacing the agony of having to leave what no longer serves you with the joy of someone saying 'then let's change together' #and the knowledge that it won't be easy and you need SO much therapy #but that the old and the new can come together in a very intentional and loving and wonderful way #so the mustache comes back and the colors and the loose limbs and the lighter speaking cadence and he feels so fucking good again #and he's loved so thoroughly by all three of the most important aspects of his life for CHOOSING to be authentic #(just like hawk) #and i know a lot of this is me needing to write it because i almost lost my marriage because my wife was so scared of how she changed #that she was projecting onto me all of these thoughts of how she was SURE i'd react and she tried to cut and run early #and how when i wrapped her up in all that love and desire to come along on this new journey and see what happens #that she was overcome and truly didn't believe it was real #but also i do get sad at the tendency to be like 'everyone changed and they can never go back' #when i want to be like 'yes but they can always go forward and they don't have to lose everything they loved to do it' #and i just hope people wanna come on that journey with me #my ramblings

[bluesey-182]

my bookclubs' inability to understand nuance and to either misinterpret or completely ignore things blatantly stated in the text continues to drive me up the wall and yet i keep going because im desperate to get out of the house and make connections with people, especially people who also read. but after this last bookclub, where im still angry and frustrated a whole 24 hours later, im wondering if i should just stop because it doesn't get better and maybe i need to accept that it's not going to

#we read we were villains and i got so angry at how many times the text was completely ignored that i would've left if it wasn't so packed #i couldn't leave without it causing a scene so i sat there so frustrated i wanted to cry. especially since no one would let me speak #text post #don't mind me just late night venting #it didn't help that I've considered if we were villains one of my favorite books for years now. and i still stand by that after my reread #but it's not just this book. every book I've read and gone expecting to have im depth convos about everything but instead #all the difficult and interesting concepts seem to go over so many people's heads #and it's all so fucking black and white with them. and this time they really proved the can't handle morally grey characters #like what the fuck man? #and they're all adults older than me. so i get i sound like a pretentious little asshole but if you were there you'd see im nlt exaggeratin #someone really said 'only children don't develop empathy' and everyone just nodded like that's an actual thing? #i also had to explain that the reason a characters limbs were all fucked up after an overdose is bc overdoses can causes seizures #a fucking nurse was there!!! and i was the one that had to explain that! and several people went 'ohhhhhh' #AND THE CHARACTER EVEN HAD A FUCKING SEIZURE IN THE BOOK AFTER THE OVERDOSE #there's literally so much venting i could do but I've already done a lot so I'll leave it alone now

[lulusoblue]

just Tuesday night, hanging out with the boys over our stone cold takes on the new Overw/tch character being a big disappointment

#she has all her teeth intact all her limbs no scars no burns no style #HER NAME IS JUNKER QUEEN HOW DO YOU FUCK THIS UP

[pangolen]

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#cw i'm being mean about a stranger's fanfiction because i've been reading it for weeks or months now #and it's consuming me but i need to finish it at this point #ok one of the problems w this fic is really just. how much the author fucking hates y qy #what'd this dude ever do to you #his death was so much more brutal than was really called for #and yet!!! not nearly detailed enough #cut off his arm without any fanfare #ripped out his whole stomach within a sequence of 'and then's #unnecessary AND uninteresting #like the author was already grossed out or something and didn't want to touch it further #also maybe im desensitized to fictional Bad Things Happening #or maybe this fic is just so fucking long some of it's faded into the bg of my mind #but i don't really think his Crimes warranted all that #cut off his cultivation and let him rot or whatever. eye for an eye and force a truth serum down his throat in front of an audience #idk i just think setting up a whole arena and cutting off his limbs was a little excessive #telling him his beloved friend & the person he promised to protect has been dead under his nose for like 10 years or whatever is also #A Bit Much #like yeah he did a lot of fucked up stuff #but it's only getting punished so hard because the fucked up suff was done to the protagonist #m bj killed a bunch of kids and would've had no problem killing more if s qq hadn't intervened #well. teens and young adults but still #but that's not worthy of punishment i guess because we like m bj? #'it was for revenge' oh that's fine then #& anyway on top of all that. it just felt like the author was setting him up to Do Bad just for the ability to punish him later #if that makes sense #like not to move the plot forward or anything. or for character depth. #just to make sure we know y qy sucks and he has it coming to him #so tldr my notes are: 1) make it make sense; 2) lean into the violence a little more damn #also i know it's a fic someone worked hard on and posted for free and it's silly to criticize it like this #but god i'm almost 300k words in im invested and it's for the worst

[chaoswillcalmusdown]

stuck home with a combo of migraine and the mother of all period cramps but my brother facetimed me and my niece lit up when she saw me so everything is fine 😭

#i literally cannot stand up straight right now #but like all you need in life is a baby who loves you #and that makes everything ok #😭 #recently i get migraine aura in the form of my limbs getting numb #which sounds extremely like. terrifying and it kinda is but also less annoying than when i used to get more visual aura #or like when i used to get 'everything is on helium' auras. that was the fucking worst #i'm gonna do some useful stuff today and then try to muster up the courage to phone my tattoo studio #and see how booked my artist is #(praying she has an hour free on friday tbqh)

[1-800-scaryphone]

UNPROMPTED || ALWAYS ACCEPTING! || @flaggedred​

flaggedred asked: " How do you come up with your ideas, Mister Crown? " - For Callum's FNAF verse?

❝ Ah! So glad you asked. ❞

[Despite holding a lofty position as Fazbear Entertainment's CEO, Callum rarely heard questions like those -- rather, he'd be accused of being insensitive, or bombarded with questions about why he was trying to keep the franchise afloat after all these years. Really, exploring the thought process behind his ideas was something he'd wanted to do for some time...after all, he only had the best of intentions. He just wanted others to recognize that, despite how his previous attractions had fallen over the years.]

❝ I get inspired a number of ways, you could say -- every single idea is meant to be a way of bringing this franchise back to its glory days, while also paying respect to those affected. I admit, my first attempt might not have been the best way of going about that... ❞ [In hindsight, a "haunted house" was indeed in poor taste.] ❝ But I've learned and grown since then. This next one will knock it out of the proverbial park, I’m sure! ❞

#flaggedred #flaggedred; 005 #☎️ || ᵖʰᵒᶰᵉ ᵉᶰᵗʰᵘˢᶤᵃˢᵗ ᵃᶰᵈ ˡᵒᶰᵉ ᵛᶤˢᶤᵒᶰᵃʳʸˑ (crown.) || ☎️ #☎️ |v| ʷᵉˡᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃᶻᵇᵉᵃʳ ᶠᵃᵐᶤˡʸᵎ (004.) |v| ☎️ #🎬 || ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒᶰᵉ ᵃᶰˢʷᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵒᵈᵈᵃᵐᶰᵉᵈ ᵖʰᵒᶰᵉᵎ (answered.) || 🎬 #{ oh callum...callum you poor poor dumbass... } #{ HE IS TRYING HIS BEST BUT ALSO JUST. SO TERRIBLE LMAO } #{ probably one of those scenarios where its like ur intent to do good warps your own morals } #{ like . you're so convinced that you're doing good that it corrupts your own view of reality } #{ like oh callum...sweetie.......you're just ruining everything } #{ also yknow how his limbs are made of scrap metal in canon? } #{ i like to picture that his resemble like . endoskeleton limbs in this verse bc he was so heavily inspired by the franchise :') } #{ he is legit so grateful but he is going abt everything the wrong way oof } #{ also fuck it this one's going up too }