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how to sell a haunted house - grady hendrix sentence starters
change tenses/pronouns as needed !! some lines have been edited for clarity / length / ease of roleplaying
tw ; death , alcohol , language , mental health
‘you need to sit down.’
‘what did you do?’
‘jesus, i’m sorry I’m not doing it the right way. i’m sure you’d be perfect at this.’
‘I find knowing these details makes it easier.’
‘you should have a drink, too.’
‘i’m not going to die. not for a long time.’
‘just because we shared a bathroom for fifteen years doesn’t mean you know a thing about me.’
‘my yoga instructor knows more about me than you do.’
‘I knew you’d do this. I knew you’d show up and start telling everyone what to do.’
‘look, I know you need to be in charge, but I’ve taken care of this.’
‘stop telling me how to deal with things. things are dealt with. I dealt with them.’
‘you can’t argue with someone when they’re upset.’
‘I don’t know what got into me, but I overreacted and I’m not proud of if it, and it wasn’t fair to you.’
‘you always needed everyone looking at you.’
‘I didn’t do it for attention. I did it because I was upset.’
‘I don’t like coming in here anyways. it’s got bad vibes.’
‘you can’t put a price tag on love.’
‘being here is really bad for my mental health.’
‘I know you don’t like me because i’m not successful enough for you.’
‘i’m actually happy with my life.’
‘if we aren’t related, if we met today, we wouldn’t chose to be friends.’
‘I don’t think we should be in here at all. I think my plan was better.’
‘don’t you feel the vibes?’
‘this is happening too fast. we need to slow down.’
‘your house is haunted.’
‘every single time I give you the benefit of the doubt, or I try to help, it comes back and bites me in the ass. every! single! time!’
‘our house is not haunted.’
‘i’m telling you there’s weird vibe. I can feel it in my gut.’
‘methinks thou doth protesteth too much.’
‘ghosts don’t exist.’
‘there are true things and there are false things, and there are no in-betweens.’
‘there are facts, like houses and car accidents and cremation, and there’s bullshit like ghosts and vibes and exorcisms. and if you start getting the true things mixed up with the false things, you’re fucked!’
‘reality is not a consensus!’
‘when you don’t like the way a conversation is going you deflect with personal attacks.’
‘you’re like some kind of emotionally abusive octopus entangling everyone in your word tentacles.’
‘even I know that you don’t go back in a haunted house after dark.’
‘the only things here are memories, and those can’t hurt us.’
‘you’re very threatened by new ideas.’
‘I offered to stay tonight because I thought it would be good for you. i’m hoping it gives you some closure.’
‘why are you so mad at me? is it because you feel guilty?’
‘i’m sorry you remember it that way because that must feel terrible, but that’s not what happened.’
‘stop telling me what I remember!’
‘no one ever says no to you, (name) because we’re all scared you’re going to lose your temper.’
‘oh, fuck you. nice try, (name), but fuck you.’
‘no matter what you did, I still don’t want anything bad to happen to you.’
‘everything has to be a big production and you’re the star.’
‘everything has to be a big production and you’re the star. all because you can’t face the fact that your life is sad and empty.’
‘it’s a little late for you to start being my brother now.’
‘you blew my mind. it felt like we were the only two people left in the world.’
‘no matter what, I don’t want to ditch you here with a bunch of ghosts.’
‘right now what you need, for once in your life, is to listen to me.’
‘the way you’re laughing is actually really, really scary.’
‘none of this is real.’
‘stop being scary.’
‘I don’t think I’m well. I think something is really wrong inside me.’
‘don’t you fucking laugh at me. for the first time ever, my life finally makes sense.’
‘I don’t think I know what’s real anymore.’
‘my explanation is logically consistent. yours is all magical energy.’
‘it was absolutely terrifying.’
‘how much trouble are you in?’
‘look at me. you’re not crazy. this really happened.’
‘don’t make this funny.’
everything you’ve seen tonight, i’ve seen it too.’
‘i’m sorry I wasn’t stronger.’
‘it was easier to pretend nothing happened.’
‘my entire life I’ve always known something was wrong with me. i’ve spend my entire life scared that if didn’t do everything exactly right, reality would unravel around me and I’d lose myself again.’
‘I forgive you.’
‘I hope you feel better. i’m fine.’
‘I didn’t think you had it in you.’
‘get out of here.’
‘all the things I did, I want to forget.’
‘i’m not doing it! i’m not doing it again!’
‘you need to get out of here right now.’
‘it won’t hurt me, but it’ll hurt you. you have to go right now!’
‘don’t let him do this again. don’t let him take over.’
‘I need a beer.’
‘an apology would go a long way.’
‘can you keep it down? I had to lie about what happened to a lot of people.’
‘are you seriously upset with me because I saved your life?’
‘you need to accept reality.’
‘you’ve become such a grouch.’
‘I wish you’d let someone take care of you.’
‘do you agree that there are forces greater than this world and we are helpless in the face of them?’
‘we don’t have time to fuck around.’
‘i’d like to say this the weirdest shit that’s ever happened to me but I have a bad feeling it’s about to get a lot worse.’
‘I told you this was a bad idea.’
‘I think we’re fucked.’
‘this is wrong. what you’re doing is wrong.’
‘let’s talk about something that’s actually interesting.’
‘it just hurts a little. and by ‘a little’ I mean ‘a lot’ and also ‘all the time.’’
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Perspective's Sentence Starters; The Tortured Poets Department by Taylor Swift (Part II)
GUILTY AS SIN?
I hadn't heard it in a while.
My boredom's bone deep.
This cage was once just fine.
Am I allowed to cry?
I dream of cracking locks.
Crashing into him tonight, he's a paradox.
I'm seeing visions.
Am I bad, or mad, or wise?
What if he's written "Mine" on my upper thigh only in my mind?
Oh, what a way to die.
I keep recalling things we never did.
Without ever touching his skin, how can I be guilty as sin?
There's no such thing as bad thoughts, only your actions talk.
We've already done it in my head.
Why does it feel like a vow we'll both uphold somehow?
What if I roll the stone away?
They're gonna crucify me anyway
What if the way you hold me is actually what's holy?
They don't know how you've haunted me so stunningly.
I choose you and me, religiously.
WHO'S AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME?
You don’t get to tell me about sad.
If you wanted me dead you should’ve just said.
Nothing makes me feel more alive.
Who’s afraid of little old me?
You don’t get to tell me you feel bad.
Is it a wonder I broke?
Let’s hear one morе joke.
Then we could all just laugh until I cry.
I was tame, I was gentle till the circus life made me mean.
Don’t you worry folks, we took out all her teeth.
So tell me everything is not about me, but what if it is?
Say they didn’t do it to hurt me, but what if they did?
I wanna snarl and show you just how disturbed this has made me.
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
All you kids can sneak into my house with all the cobwebs.
I’m always drunk on my own tears, isn’t that what they all said?
I’ll sue you if you step on my lawn.
I’m fearsome, and I’m wretched and I’m wrong.
Put narcotics into all of my songs and that’s why you’re still singing along.
You lured me and you hurt me and you taught me.
You caged me and then you called me crazy.
I am what I am 'cause you trained me.
I CAN FIX HIM (NO REALLY I CAN)
The smoke cloud billows out his mouth like a freight train through a small town.
The jokes that he told across the bar were revolting and far too loud.
God, help her.
I told them he's my man
I can fix him, no, really, I can.
The dopamine races through his brain on a six-lane Texas highway.
His hands so calloused from his pistol softly traces hearts on my face.
I could see it from a mile away.
A perfect case for my certain skill set.
He had a halo of the highest gradе.
He just hadn't met me yеt.
Good boy, that's right.
Come close.
I'll show you Heaven if you'll be an angel, all mine.
Trust me, I can handle me a dangerous man.
LOML
Who's gonna stop us from waltzing back into rekindled flames?
We were just kids, babe.
I don't mind, it takes time.
I thought I was better safe than starry-eyed.
I felt a glow like this, never before and never since.
If you know it in one glimpse, it's legendary.
You said I'm the love of your life.
You took me to hell too.
A con man sells a fool a "get love quick" scheme.
I felt a hole like this, never before and ever since.
What we thought was for all time was momentary.
Mr. Steal-Your-Girl, then make her cry.
You shit-talked me under the table.
I wish I could unrecall how we almost had it all.
It was legendary.
It was momentary.
It was unnecessary.
Should've let it stay buried.
What a valiant roar.
What a bland goodbye.
The coward claimed he was a lion.
I'm combing through the braids of lies.
Our field of dreams engulfed in fire.
I'll still see until I die.
You're the loss of my life.
I CAN DO IT WITH A BROKEN HEART
I can read your mind.
She's having the time of her life.
I can show you lies.
I'm a real tough kid.
I can handle my shit.
They said, "Babe, you gotta fake it till you make it" And I did.
Lights, camera, bitch, smile.
He said he'd love me all his life.
All the piеces of me shatterеd as the crowd was chanting "More".
I was grinnin' like I'm winnin'.
I can do it with a broken heart.
I'm so depressed, I act like it's my birthday every day.
I'm so obsessed with him, but he avoids me like the plague.
I cry a lot, but I am so productive, it's an art.
You know you're good when you can even do it with a broken heart.
I can hold my breath.
I've been doing it since he left.
I keep finding his things in drawers.
I didn't imagine the whole thing.
'Cause I'm miserable and nobody even knows.
THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED
Was any of it true?
Who the fuck was that guy?.
Now you know what it feels like
I don't even want you back.
I don't miss what we had.
Could someone give a message to the smallest man who ever lived?
You didn't measure up in any measurе of a man
Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?
Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed?
Were you writing a book?
Were you a sleeper cell spy?
In fifty years will all this be declassified?
You'll confess why you did it and I'll say, "Good riddance".
It wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden.
I would've died for your sins, instead I just died inside.
You deserve prison, but you won't get time.
You said normal girls were "boring", but you were gone by the morning.
You kicked out the stage lights, but you're still performing.
You are what you did.
I'll forget you, but I'll never forgive.
THE ALCHEMY
This happens once every few lifetimes.
These chemicals hit me like white wine.
What if I told you I'm back?
The hospital was a drag.
Worst sleep that I ever had.
I circled you on a map.
I haven't come around in so long.
I'm coming back so strong.
Ditch the clowns, get the crown.
Baby, I'm the one to be.
The sign on your heart said it's still reserved for me.
Honestly, who are we to fight thе alchemy?.
Hey, you, what if I told you we'rе cool?
That child's play back in school is forgiven under my rule.
I'm making a comeback to where I belong
We've been on a winning streak.
There was no chance trying to be the greatest in the league.
He just comes, running over to me.
CLARA BOW
All your life, did you know, you'd be picked like a rose?
I'm not trying to exaggerate, but I think I might die if it happened to me.
No one in my small town thought I'd see the lights of Manhattan.
This town is fake but you're the real thing.
Take the glory, give everything.
Promise to be dazzling.
The crowd goes wild at her fingertips.
No one in my small town thought I'd meet these suits in LA.
You're the real queen.
You're the new god we're worshipping.
Beauty is a beast that roars down on all fours demanding more.
Only when your girlish glow flickers just so.
It's hell on earth to be heavenly.
Them's the brakes, they don't come gently.
You've got edge, she never did.
The future's bright, dazzling.
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TIKTOK SENTENCE STARTERS PART THREE
some of these are quotes from tiktok creators, and some are from various other forms of media that were popular audios/trends on tiktok
❛ Oh no. I look incredible. ❜
❛ It was just a goblin. ❜
❛ Wait! Do I have daddy issues?! ❜
❛ I crave the grave. ❜
❛ A healthy reminder - this bitch walked, she fucking strutted that runway mama. So that peppa could RUN! ❜
❛ Oh look, it’s anxiety! I shall put it with the REST OF MY COLLECTION! ❜
❛ Remember guys: if you don’t sin a little, Jesus died for nothing. ❜
❛ The birds work for the bourgeoisie. ❜
❛ You have been summoned to the house of vibes for your vibe check. How do you plead? ❜
❛ NOT A VIBE! ❜
❛ You have brought hateration and holleration into the dancery, and thus have failed the vibe check. ❜
❛ In general 69 is stupid and inefficient. You understand what I mean by that? A person’s gotta concentrate on their business. ❜
❛ My dad making my middle name Mario is worse than him trying to sell me. ...I think my allegra kicked in. ❜
❛ I am not a ma’am. I am not a sir. What I am is several crows and ravens in a trench coat trying to sneak their way into a mcdonalds. ❜
❛ I am 80% rage and 20% velveeta cheese. ❜
❛ You think you can hurt me? Baby, I am the fat sibling. I am the gay sibling. And most important of all: I am the mentally ill sibling. ❜
❛ So picture this: you’re a burglar, You’re going to break into my house. You turn the door handle, you open it up. There’s 40 freaking cats. What do you do? ❜
❛ Hey guys. So I had my first ever thought yesterday - I mean -- ❜
❛ I am one more bad day away from running off into the woods and becoming a cryptid, just yelling at campers for food going *SCREECH* and running back into the woods. I feel like it would be more peaceful. ❜
❛ This weekend's safety brief: Don’t add to the population. Don’t subtract from the population. Don’t end up in the hospital, newspaper, or jail. If you end up in jail, establish dominance quickly. Have a good weekend. ❜
❛ I’m trying to cite the fucking bible, and he said to cite it as a book, but I don’t know who’s the author. ❜
❛ If I can not woo a beautiful lady in the cat food aisle at petsmart, then where else am I to find love? ❜
❛ Bless you father for you have sneezed. ❜
❛ I think I accidentally walked onto the set of Survivor. ❜
❛ I sure hope Paul Walkers hot ghost doesn’t come out and haunt me. Wouldn’t want THAT to happen. ❜
❛ What in the Midsommar? ❜
❛ Somebody got McMad. ❜
❛ It is entirely possible that Rosa Parks has seen the first two Shrek movies! ❜
❛ Can we please not talk about cannibalism while we’re eating? ❜
❛ I’m doing an immense amount of drugs for a Saturday morning….Thursday! Fuck! ❜
❛ Oh my goodness! You’re right there! Pardon me. I’m under the influence. ❜
❛ It's not bad, it just vaguely tastes like a felony. ❜
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TAYLOR SWIFT / EVERMORE
The following is a collection of lyric sentence starters from Taylor Swift’s ninth studio album evermore. Some lyrics have been slightly modified for ease of role-playing. Feel free to change any tense or pronouns. May contain mature content. This has been reposted from my old blog.
WILLOW
I’m rough on the surface, but you cut through like a knife
If it was an open-shut case I never would have known from the look on your face
Lost in your current like a priceless wine
The more that you say, the less I know
Wherever you stray, I follow
I'm begging for you to take my hand
I'm begging for you
I can feel you sneaking in
There was one prize I'd cheat to win
They count me out time and time again
Anywhere else is hollow
That's my man
I come back stronger than a '90s trend
Wait for the signal, and I'll meet you after dark
I'll meet you after dark
Show me the places where the others gave you scars
This is an open-shut case
I should’ve known from the look on your face
Hey, that's my man
Yeah, that's my man
CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS
You booked the night train for a reason
Your heart was glass, I dropped it
You told your family for a reason
You dropped my hand while dancing, left me out there standing
Love slipped beyond your reaches and I couldn't give a reason
This dorm was once a madhouse
Well, it's made for me
Soon they'll have the nerve to deck the halls that we once walked through
I never was ready so I watch you go
She would've made such a lovely bride, what a shame she's fucked in the head
Sometimes you just don't know the answer til someone's on their knees and asks you
You won't remember all my champagne problems
GOLD RUSH
I don't like a gold rush
I don't like that anyone would die to feel your touch
Everybody wants you
Everybody wonders what it would be like to love you
What must it be like to grow up that beautiful?
I can't dare to dream about you anymore
My mind turns your life into folklore
I won't call you out on your contrarian shit
‘TIS THE DAMN SEASON
If I wanted to know who you were hanging with while I was gone, I would have asked you
There's an ache in you, put there by the ache in me
But if it's all the same to you it's the same to me
You could call me "babe" for the weekend
We could call it even
Remember how you watched me leave
You can run, but only so far
And the road not taken looks real good now
Hear me out, we could just ride around
The road not taken looks real good now and it always leads to you in my hometown
I won't ask you to wait if you don't ask me to stay
I wonder about the only soul who can tell which smiles I'm faking'
The heart I know I'm breaking' is my own
Even though I'm leaving' and I'll be yours for the weekend
'Tis the damn season
TOLERATE IT
I notice everything you do or don't do
You're so much older and wiser
If it's all in my head tell me now
Tell me I've got it wrong somehow
I know my love should be celebrated but you tolerate it
I take your indiscretions all in good fun
I made you my temple, my mural, my sky - now I'm begging for footnotes in the story of your life
I'm begging for footnotes in the story of your life
You assume I'm fine, but what would you do if I break free and leave us in ruins?
Believe me, I could do it
NO BODY, NO CRIME
He did it
Her husband's actin' different, and it smells like infidelity
That ain't my Merlot on his mouth. That ain't my jewelry on our joint account
I think I'm gonna call him out
No, there ain't no doubt
I think he did it, but I just can't prove it
No body, no crime
I ain't letting' up until the day I die
Good thing my daddy made me get a boating license when I was fifteen
I've cleaned enough houses to know how to cover up a scene
She was with me, dude
They think she did it, but they just can't prove it
Good thing his mistress took out a big life insurance policy
I wasn't letting' up until the day he died
HAPPINESS
I see this for what it is
All the years I've given is just shit we're dividing' up
I can't face reinvention
There will be happiness after you
There was happiness because of you
Haunted by the look in my eyes that would've loved you for a lifetime
Tell me, when did your winning smile begin to look like a smirk?
I hope she'll be your beautiful fool, who takes my spot next to you
No, I didn't mean that
Sorry, I can't see facts through all of my fury
You haven't met the new me yet
There will be happiness after me
There was happiness because of me
I can't make it go away by making you a villain
I pulled your body into mine every goddamn night, now I get fake niceties
No one teaches you what to do when a good man hurts you and you know you hurt him, too
All you want from me now is the green light of forgiveness
After giving you the best I had, tell me what to give after that?
All you want from me now is the green light of forgiveness. You haven't met the new me yet and I think she'll give you that
DOROTHEA
Do you ever stop and think about me?
A tiny screen's the only place I see you now
I got nothing but well-wishes for ya
This place is the same as it ever was but you don't like it that way
It's never too late to come back to my side
You're a queen selling' dreams, selling' makeup and magazines
From you I'd buy anything
But are you still the same soul I met under the bleachers?
I guess I'll never know
If you're ever tired of being known for who you know, you'll always know me.
CONEY ISLAND
If I can't relate to you anymore then who am I related to?
And if this is the long haul how'd we get here so soon?
Did I close my fist around something delicate?
Did I shatter you?
Sorry for not making you my centerfold
What's a lifetime of achievement if I pushed you to the edge but you were too polite to leave me?
Do you miss the rogue who coaxed you into paradise and left you there?
Will you forgive my soul when you're too wise to trust me and too old to care?
We were like the mall before the internet
Were you waiting at our old spot: in the tree line by the gold clock?
Did I leave you hanging every single day?
When I got into the accident the sight that flashed before me was your face
IVY
Your touch brought forth an incandescent glow, tarnished but so grand
I just sit here and wait, grieving for the living
My pain fits in the palm of your freezing hand
My pain fits in the palm of your freezing hand taking mine, but it's been promised to another
Stop you putting roots in my dreamland
I wish to know the fatal flaw that makes you long to be magnificently cursed
Your opal eyes are all I wish to see
I'd live and die for moments that we stole
What would he do if he found us out?
Dare to sit and watch what we'll become
It's a goddamn blaze in the dark and you started it
It's the goddamn fight of my life and you started it
COWBOY LIKE ME
Dancing' is a dangerous game
I'm never gonna love again
I've got some tricks up my sleeve
Takes one to know one
Never wanted love, just a fancy car
You're a cowboy like me
I’m telling all the rich folks anything they wanna hear
You're a bandit like me
Never thought I'd meet you here
We could be the way forward and I know I'll pay for it
The skeletons in both our closets plotted hard to fuck this up
The old men that I've swindled really did believe I was the one
Now you hang from my lips like the Gardens of Babylon
Forever is the sweetest con
LONG STORY SHORT
I tried to pick my battles 'til the battle picked me
I was in the alley, surrounded on all sides
Long story short, it was a bad time
If the shoe fits, walk in it 'til your high heels break
I clung to the nearest lips and long story short, it was the wrong guy
Now I'm all about you
Actually, I always felt I must look better in the rear view - missing me.
If someone comes at us, this time, I'm ready
No more keeping' score, now I just keep you warm
Past me, I wanna tell you not to get lost in these petty things
Your nemeses will defeat themselves before you get the chance to swing
He feels like home
Long story short, I survived
MARJORIE
Never be so kind you forget to be clever
Never be so clever you forget to be kind
If I didn't know better I'd think you were talking to me now
If I didn't know better I'd think you were still around
You're alive in my head
What died didn't stay dead
You're alive, so alive
Never be so polite you forget your power
Nevеr wield such power you forget to be polite
I should've asked you questions
Should've kept every grocery store receipt cause every scrap of you would be taken from me
I know better but you're still around
I still feel you all around
CLOSURE
It's been a long time and seeing the shape of your name still spells out pain
Yes, I'm doing better
I don't need your closure
Yes, I got your letter
Don't treat me like some situation that needs to be handled
I'm fine with my spite and my tears, and my beers and my candles
I know I'm just a wrinkle in your new life
Staying friends would iron it out so nice
EVERMORE
Gray November, I've been down since July
I replay my footsteps on each stepping stone trying to find the one where I went wrong
I couldn't be sure
I had a feeling so peculiar that this pain would be for evermore
Guess I'm feeling unmoored
Can't remember what I used to fight for
Can't not think of all the cost and the things that will be lost
To be certain, we'll be tall again
Is there a line that I could just go cross?
And when I was shipwrecked I thought of you
It was real enough to get me through
I dreamed of you
I swear you were there
I had a feeling so peculiar, this pain wouldn't be for evermore
RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT ME
Friends break up
I'm right where you left me
Help
I'm still at the restaurant
I swear you could hear a hair pin drop
What a sad sight...
I felt the moment stop
They expected me to find perspective
Everybody moved on, but I stayed there
You left me no choice
You left me no choice but to stay here forever
Did you ever hear about the girl who got frozen?
Time went on for everyone else
Did you hear about the girl who lives in delusion?
Breakups happen every day
I was still the one you wanted
If our love died young, I can't bare witness
If you ever think you got it wrong, I'm right where you left me
IT'S TIME TO GO
He's insisting that friends look at each other like that
The words of a sister come back in whispers
She's a crook that was caught
She was not in fact what she seemed
You know when it's time to go
Twenty years at that job, then the boss of the son gets the spot....
Keeping it how it was will only break hearts worse
Sometimes giving up is the strong thing
Sometimes walking out is the one thing that will find you the right thing
Sometimes to run is the brave thing
I gave my all
He gave me nothing at all
He's got my past frozen behind glass but I've got me
You will know in your soul that it's time to go
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critrole sentences starters --- shadow of the crystal palace. under the cut, you can find a total of 137 lines of dialogue from critical role’s call of cthulhu one-shot. as this contains both in and out of character sentences, there are options for modern and old timey or more eloquent muses alike. themes of the paranormal, heists, secret missions, light and darkness are sprinkled all around this sentence meme, but a good chunk is also usable by just about any muse. oh, and a lot of cat talk. as always, feel free to alter to fit your muse!
❝ good luck, may light and knowledge prevail. ❞
❝ consider your words heeded, sir. ❞
❝ hopefully, you can carry it. ❞
❝ i didn't have time to have it actually translated. if i recall, that's a review of the latest sailor moon musical. ❞
❝ she just wished me goodbye a minute ago in a text, i don't know what it means. ❞
❝ i want you in constant communication with us if you feel anything untoward, anything out of the ordinary at all. ❞
❝ we're not alone. ❞
❝ i imagine no one really wants to stay to hear the end of this speech. ❞
❝ could you try to enjoy this a little less? ❞
❝ are you? /are/ you getting it out of your system? or are you just getting started? ❞
❝ i'm more like a... tuning fork. ❞
❝ there are definite... bonuses to this little adventure. ❞
❝ what am i gonna do to you? ❞
❝ you're a good scientist who follows data. ❞
❝ most things that die in here, they never really leave. ❞
❝ perhaps we should try to get the thing that the rich guy wants? ❞
❝ i think we're doing more than just delivery. ❞
❝ i am a little worried about us getting discovered sneaking about here, though. ❞
❝ man was not meant to live within glass. ❞
❝ i'd say it's been fun but i'd be lying. ❞
❝ i suppose that's just a loss on the champagne then, isn't it? ❞
❝ poor [name]. i picked you especially for this. ❞
❝ we may be able to walks around unencumbered tonight. ❞
❝ my pants are exciting, just in the wrong way. ❞
❝ is there anything you /can/ do? fight? run? be prey? ❞
❝ you like to lead---after you. ❞
❝ it happens, you know. sometimes you shatter... artefacts. ❞
❝ i am so delighted that you are stuck here trying to find a lightswitch. ❞
❝ my kanji is at about second level. ❞
❝ bless your ignorance, child. ❞
❝ i do love a good poker. ❞
❝ have you ever tried to pull the sword, the excalibur sword, from the stone at disneyland? it's got just enough give to irritate a child for hours. i say---definitely not from /experience/. ❞
❝ i am here to make sure we're safe from threats on the other side. ❞
❝ it is for people such as ourselves to know. and then we protect the general public. ❞
❝ jesus, why am i following you people? ❞
❝ you can make the story a little less about him and a little more about you. ❞
❝ he's been very good to me. ❞
❝ i'm here to make sure this car stays on the rails, as it were. and to assist, of course. ❞
❝ i was concerned when i first met you. ❞
❝ is it pictures of all of our possessed bodies? ❞
❝ grant me my wish, make me big. ❞
❝ we're just gonna go to the cat room and we're just gonna hang out there for the whole time. ❞
❝ i believe it's better for the general public to believe your [writings/stories/tales] are fiction. ❞
❝ i'm beginning to think i'm the only one with any sense here. ❞
❝ i may be requesting your services again in the future. ❞
❝ it's just a little trinket from my country. ❞
❝ you need to know when to cut and run! look, i've got debt across europe but it's not worth dying over! ❞
❝ it's like a script you keep reciting from. ❞
❝ they wish to talk, in their own way. ❞
❝ care to place a wager? i'm feeling very confident. ❞
❝ nobody knows the value of a good redshirt anymore. ❞
❝ oh, fuck a duck, where are we going?! ❞
❝ i'm so confident, i will put 10% of my earnings from this job on the line. ❞
❝ i had my suspicions, you fraud. ❞
❝ what did you do to the light?! ❞
❝ mirrors are liars. they only show us what we expect to see. ❞
❝ i have some contingencies if things go wrong and will be waiting for your signal. ❞
❝ i mean, if you're looking at it from the right angle, you're just taking it back. ❞
❝ i fucking love cats, let's go. ❞
❝ did you learn /that/ at the [institute/school/etc]? ❞
❝ nothing to worry about, just go about your business! ❞
❝ [you're/he's] a shower away from pretty again. ❞
❝ they've never hurt me. ❞
❝ i've had a string of bad luck for a while. ❞
❝ we've been speaking to the other side for thousands of years. and our understanding evolves and changes with the passing of the years, but the core remains the same. ❞
❝ there's so much sexual tensioooon... ❞
❝ no one ever goes to a museum and reads the labels, it's really frustrating. ❞
❝ i would ask you to leave and never speak of this again. ❞
❝ oh, you fucking brilliant bastard. ❞
❝ you're not really a cat person, are you, [name]? ❞
❝ i know how that sounds, i know what i saw. ❞
❝ i got it the last time i went to russia. ❞
❝ mommy and daddy don't need to know about the necklace, though. ❞
❝ and i do hope we meet again sometime, [name], before the next time world needs saving. ❞
❝ wouldn't you agree that there are dark corners in this world, easier to find than the light? ❞
❝ well, /i/ don't like to toot my own horn, but if [name] will, i can't forbid him. ❞
❝ we're gonna take a moment to collect ourselves and have a stiff drink of something. ❞
❝ god, you look like a ghost, [name]. ❞
❝ i may be the one non-believer in the group. ❞
❝ it was certainly someone who looked like her. could've been anybody. ❞
❝ i was so looking forward to murdering the rest of you. ❞
❝ i didn't go to medical school, /period/. ph., not m.d. ❞
❝ just don't make too much trouble, alright? ❞
❝ you've been hand-picked for your skills. ❞
❝ i've actually read it as well. i think you sell yourself short. ❞
❝ your pants are more exciting than mine right now. ❞
❝ i feel like i should be haunting a house right now. ❞
❝ he was a problematic mess even by the standards of his time. ❞
❝ oh, you know, just little things you learn at finishing school. ❞
❝ you're not a useful doctor, are you? ❞
❝ honestly, i feel quite ignorant that i didn't put it together myself. ❞
❝ i'm an archivist, not an adventurer. ❞
❝ just repress! that! shit! ❞
❝ oh, no, i'm just so enamoured. we very rarely have the ability to socialise with such esteemed guests. ❞
❝ we might've fucking killed ourselves. ❞
❝ i think i'll have a nightlight for the rest of my life now. ❞
❝ i love a good potato clock though, i almost bought one. ❞
❝ my mum said i'm the most handsome boy is school. ❞
❝ [chuckling] that's a little mythology joke for you! ❞
❝ there's minimal security as long as you don't go into the upper floors. ❞
❝ what have they done to you? have they hurt you? ❞
❝ this is getting a bit rich for my taste. [insititute/workplace] does not pay /quite/ that well. ❞
❝ i believe you are more spot-on than perhaps you even realise. ❞
❝ we will come up with a good excuse for your back. there's shattered glass in there. ❞
❝ it's a bit... dizzying in here. does anyone else feel that? ❞
❝ you do not know what this has cost me. ❞
❝ he stole it. so i punched him in the face. ❞
❝ i'm a book doctor, not a blood doctor. ❞
❝ the idea of walking home in a mist without another living human being there nearly gave me a heart attack. ❞
❝ i'd like to thank you for your discretion. ❞
❝ it's a little less of the killing of the dragons and a little bit more of running for your bloody life. ❞
❝ some of us are just so sharp we could cut ourselves. ❞
❝ one more pitch to run for the fucking door. ❞
❝ he's a charlatan, isn't he? ❞
❝ the trouble with sacrificial magic is it requires sacrifice. ❞
❝ there's something about you they really don't like. ❞
❝ the only way we can protect ourselves is to know what we're protecting ourselves from. ❞
❝ it's a bit of a lark, isn't it? that's why i agreed. ❞
❝ i know about this. this is my design. and some /asshole/ put his name on it. ❞
❝ never owned a cat in my life. ❞
❝ i say this with as much honest and relative humility as i can: do i look like the sort of person that they would tell where the champagne is hiding? ❞
❝ he didn't go into medical school for you to call him /mister/ [name]. ❞
❝ you have an honest face. ❞
❝ it never hurts to be prepared, and i'm a big believer in being prepared. and i'm willing to spend on it. ❞
❝ look you were very worried about this chest; we opened it, it's fine! ❞
❝ we will never see each other again. ❞
❝ we're all just reaching for the same truth and describing it in different ways, i imagine. ❞
❝ the things i've seen you wouldn't want to wish on your worst nightmares. ❞
❝ take a lantern, you piece of shit. ❞
❝ he wrote some very, very nice reviews of the best gay brothels of japan when he would walk around. and a pamphlet on farting. ❞
❝ [suggestively] well, if you're looking for a /heat source/... ❞
❝ few things in this world are not somewhat haunted. this, i believe, is very. ❞
❝ do you know that they invented an electrical device in japan in 1776? ❞
❝ i would really run. ❞
❝ i'm sorry, did you say ' paid off the judges ' ? ❞
❝ it burns like acid. ❞
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The Crane Wives sentence starters: lines taken from the 2016 album Foxlore
“Happy is the man who wants for nothing.”
“Happy is the liar.”
“Do you ever want nothing at all?”
“Do you ever feel nothing at all?”
“I would not wish that on you.”
“I talk in my sleep, when the night is listening.”
“You are dreaming dreams that have not a thing to do with me.”
“I will finally say that I am not okay.”
“I’ve been wishing that you’d prove me wrong.”
“Come clean and rue the damage done. Restore my faith in you.”
“Sure, you can forget about all the things you’ve done. But what about the rest of us?”
“I’ve been hearing that you’re leaving town.”
“The dust never settles when you’re around.”
“Tell me, when you start again, where will you house your skeletons?”
“The dark doesn’t frighten me.”
“I chose to close my eyes.”
“The dark doesn’t frighten me. I chose to close my eyes.”
“Little girl, don’t let them sell you any armor - all your ribs are still your own.”
“How lucky we are.”
“How lucky you are.”
“It’s time to learn to be more forgiving of yourself.”
“You’ve got to try to take the lessons away from them and leave the rest behind.”
“All the self-loathing in the world won’t change a thing.”
“You can’t go back, darling. The time has come for moving on.”
“You can’t be always trying to dig up what you’ve already buried.”
“You’ve got to carry on.”
“It’s not fair. It’s not fair. It’s not fair.”
“When have you ever known the world to be a fair place?”
“All things end and all things change.”
“You’ll look back and laugh one day, or at least you’ll learn to be okay.”
“There’s a fire in my brain and I’m burning up.”
“Every word I say is kindling, but the smoke clears when you’re around.”
“Won’t you stay with me, my darling, when my walls start burning down?”
“There’s still cobwebs in the corners, and the backyard’s full of bones.”
“Won’t you stay with me, my darling, when this house don’t feel like home?”
“The devil’s after both of us.”
“All my aching bones are trembling, and I may yet fall apart.”
“Won’t you stay with me, my darling, when the war starts in my heart?”
“Tell me I am good enough.”
“You don’t have to believe every single thought that tumbles through your head.”
“Sometimes all you can do is say goodnight and tuck your demons into bed.”
“They’re not worth fighting.”
“What good has ever come of it?”
“What answers will you find?”
“Past loves linger like phantom limbs.”
“I cut straight to the heart.”
“I don’t believe the pretty little things that you say.”
“Don’t buy me flowers. It pains me to watch pretty little things wilt away.”
“There are lessons in life no one should have to learn.”
“Trust is now something I make people earn.”
“I know a trick to make a man’s colors show: if he sees something he wants, tell him no.”
“Maybe you’re right.”
“Maybe I’ve been used up.”
“Maybe I’ve been ruined.”
“But maybe I’m the one who’s right.”
“I am not brave.”
“I keep my focus on what is safe.”
“I gotta wrap my head around what my heart is telling me.”
“Just because I know what I am supposed to do now, doesn’t mean I know how.”
“I blind my eyes to what won’t stay.”
“I’ve been trying to drown it out.”
“Keep the light so dim that you can’t see what’s out there ahead of you.”
“My dear, there are secrets here.”
“If only I could break the chain of disappointments, weighing me down - ”
“I won’t be afraid.”
“I won’t be afraid of all the things that I’ve wanted.”
“It’s the fear and not the ghost that leaves me haunted.”
“You’re an anchor for all the heaviest regrets inside of you.”
“We collect mistakes.”
“The crows in the garden are laughing at my expense.”
“My stone, my shield, my steady hand - hold your light to the darkness in my head.”
“Put your ear to my heart or set your teeth against my throat.”
“The devil knows my name.”
“When they come for us, they’ll come with hammers and nails.”
“Get your hands dirty.”
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-------------------------BEETLEJUICE THE MUSICAL SENTENCE STARTERS PT. 1
change as needed. mentions of death and suicide.
Prologue: Invisible
“We have only each other.”
“Scripture tells us, ‘Sorrow not, for we do not walk alone.’“
“You're invisible when you’re sad.”
“Nobody understands and everyone goes away.”
“Grownups wanna fix things, when they can’t it only fills them with shame.”
“Is it being greedy to need somebody to see me and say my name?”
“Such a bold departure from the original source material.”
The Whole “Being Dead” Thing
“‘Scuse me! Sorry to barge in.”
“You're doomed! Enjoy the singing.”
“If I hear your cell phone ringing, I'll kill you myself.”
“We should have carpe'd way more diems. Now we're never gonna see ‘em.”
“Welcome to a show about death!”
“You're gonna be fine on the other side.”
“The women's bathroom has no line here.”
“I know you're woke, but you can take a joke.”
“We're all on a hit list. Might not live ‘till Christmas.”
“Death is taboo, but it's hardly something new.”
“If you die while listening to this album, it's still gonna keep playing.”
“That's the thing with life: no one makes it out alive.”
“Death just needs a little conversation.”
“I have mastered the art of tearing convention apart.”
Ready, Set, Not Yet
“I know to the untrained eye it's boring.”
“Apart from frustration, pain, and financial drain, it's fun!”
“Why do you polish a crib when you don't have a kid?”
“Your sense of perfection is just a reflection that you are not mentally prepared to make room for a kid.”
“Are you willing to take the next step?”
“Look at these jugs!”
“The world will never wreck you.”
“Here we stand at the end of a 10-year plan.”
“A baby should be next.”
“Together let's leap off the cliff.”
“Soon enough, our hopes and our dreams will be crushed.”
“Do we want a bilingual household or not?.”
“What's the point of having children if we're drowning in debt?”
The Whole “Being Dead” Thing Pt. 2
“I’ll be your guide to the other side.”
“Don’t go to the Netherworld.”
“I’m the B-to-the-double-E-J-F-Q and Jesus, I can’t spell.”
“Let’s all get naked!”
“Hey, worth a try.”
“I understand that it's a lot to process.”
“That means the two of you should stick around.”
“Lucky for you I dropped by.”
“I’ve been scaring for millennia.”
“Flush out all the breathers, you can breathe easier.”
“I’m like a ghost-zombie Jesus.”
“I do it for the love of it.”
“Money? Ah, who gives a shit?”
“Come on, let’s make out a bit.”
“It’s the perfect day to die.”
Dead Mom
“I need a little help here.”
“Are you really in the ground? ‘Cause I feel you all around me.”
“I'm a bunch of broken pieces. It was you who made me whole.”
“_____’s in denial. _____ doesn't wanna feel.”
“He wants me to smile and clap like a performing seal.”
“You won't believe the mess that we've become.”
“You're my home, my destination.”
“You held my hand and life came easy.”
“I want something to believe in or I’m done.”
“Take me where my soul can run.”
“I'm running out of hope and time.”
“No more playing _____'s game.”
“I'll go insane if things don't change.”
Fright of Their Lives
“Right now, you couldn't frighten a fly.”
“You ever stop to ask yourselves ‘why?’“
“You are super polite, middle class, suburban, and white. Well, all of that is finished tonight. Except for the white part, obviously.”
“Look at me, I'm so scary.”
“Don't be so vanilla.”
“Would a little anger kill ya?”
“C'mon, drop your panties. I'm trying to fill ya with wisdom and skill.”
“We do not want to kill anyone!”
“Now that is cool! I wanna do that!”
“Give those guys the fright of their lives.”
“Take a deep breath and give me your best primal scream.”
“Try it again. Maybe this time pretend like you mean it.”
“I find that so rude!”
“Both of them are deathly dull and lame.”
“Why God-slash-Satan, did you send these bed wetters?”
“Well that was a soliloquy so you're the one who's being rude.”
“Ugh, these dopes are both hopeless.”
Ready Set (Reprise)
"That needy pervert was right."
"If we want our house back, we have to fight for it!"
"We're ghosts, damn it! Let's haunt this bitch!"
"We might as well walk through some walls."
"We're ready as we'll ever get."
"I gotta get right outside my comfort zone."
No Reason
“Just think of the universe as a female best friend.”
“You're on the right track, girl. I got your back, girl.”
“Think positive. Act positive.”
“You are a child of the Earth.”
“Life-coaching! Nailing it!”
“You dictate the hand the universe deals.”
“Who needs evidence? Go with your feels.”
“Buy more crystals!”
“Everything happens for a reason.”
“Be a beacon of light in the world.”
“Perception is reality.”
“The universe is just the contents of time, matter and space.”
“You think life is all unicorns and rainbows.”
“Positivity is a luxury that few can afford.”
“So you cry yourself to sleep in deep despair- talkin' to the walls 'cause there's no one there.”
“Be prepared to take your eggs and freeze 'em.”
“Terrible things can happen because the universe is random.”
Invisible (Reprise)/On the Roof
“You're invisible when you're me.”
“There's no one to see my truth.”
“Hey, somebody's on the roof!”
“God, it's mortifying. What's the point of even trying?”
“Nobody said life's fair.”
“By the time you read this I, _______, will be gone.”
“There's nothing for me here. I'm alone, forsaken, invisible.”
“That makes two of us.”
“Can you... see me?!”
“I'm gonna have a new best friend!”
Say My Name
“You could use a buddy. Don't you want a pal?”
“Don't end yourself. Defend yourself.”
“The finer points can wait.”
“Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him.”
“Here you got a solid plan B option.”
“You won't believe how far I'll go.”
“I'm on the bench, but coach, just put me in the game.”
“All you gotta do is say my name.”
“How 'bout a game of charades?”
“I'll think about your offer, let you know.”
“I prefer my chances down below.”
“Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark.”
“Yes, life sucks but not that much.”
“Be a doll and spare the lecture.”
“I may be suicidal but _____, it's not as if I've lost my mind”
“Playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look.”
“This is a dangerously unstable individual.”
“He can help. We found him on Yelp.”
“Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him.”
“There you go, kid. Couple of five-star reviews.”
“That was possession. Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson.”
“They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell.”
“I know, I went a little hard on the sell.”
“But we're BFF-F-F's forever!”
“What? He was already dead.”
“Together we can make a grown man weep.”
“I'll lead that lamb to slaughter.”
“I'm gonna make him say my name.”
Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)/Act I Finale
“I have only known this amazing, amazing man and his unique daughter for a few months.”
“What's goin' on, _____? Are you all right?”
“What is happening to me?”
“Wait, why aren't you dancing?”
“This house is haunted and the ghosts who live here want you out!”
“No! I'm a vegan!”
“A genuine haunted house? It's a gold mine!”
“No, you're supposed to be scared!”
“There's one thing that can still stop him.”
“I can't keep living like this!”
“I'm so glad you changed your mind. You are never gonna regret this.”
“We are gonna make such a great team”
“It's showtime!”
“It's our house now, kid.”
“Looks like we're not invisible anymore.”
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beetlejuice: the musical sentence starters.
‘we have only each other.’
‘scripture tells us: sorrow not, for we do not walk alone.’
‘you’re invisible when you’re sad.’
‘nobody understands.’
‘grownups wanna fix things.’
‘is it being greedy to need somebody to see me and say my name?’
‘holy crap, a ballad already?’
‘sorry to barge in.’
‘let’s skip the tears and start on the whole, y’know, being dead thing.’
‘if i hear your cell-phone ringing, i’ll kill you myself.’
‘we should have carpe’d way more diems.’
‘i do this bullshit, like, eight times a week.’
‘just relax, you’ll be fine.’
‘drink your fifty-dollar wine.’
‘full disclosure: it’s a show about death.’
‘everybody gets on fine here.’
‘every show i do, like, a ton of coke.’
‘jesus, pass the dramamine.’
‘we’re all on a hit list.’
‘hey, that’s just statistics.’
‘there’s a giant snake here!’
‘how you doin’? ...not good.’
‘death is taboo, but it’s hardly something new.’
‘there’s nothing medical professionals can do ‘cept maybe just bill you.’
‘that’s the thing with life, no one makes it out alive.’
‘gosh, it’s awful, aint it tragic?’
‘blah, blah, bible, jesus magic.’
‘namaste, you freakin’ posers.’
‘i have mastered the art of tearing convention apart.’
‘look at this crib!’
‘i know to the untrained eye, it’s boring.’
‘why do you polish your crib when you don’t have a kid?’
‘are you willing to take the next step?’
‘the world will never wreck you.’
‘together, let’s leap off the cliff.’
‘why rush?’
‘soon enough, our hopes and our dreams will be crushed.’
‘what about global poverty? what about world peace?’
‘no habla español, dos cervezas por favor.’
‘what’s the point of having children if we’re covered in debt?’
‘see, i wasn’t kidding!’
‘i’ll be your guide!’
‘jesus, i can’t spell.’
‘let’s all get naked!’
‘i understand that it’s a lot to process...’
‘lucky for you, i dropped by.’
‘i’m like a ghost-zombie jesus!’
‘i think we’re a perfect fit.’
‘come on, let’s make out a bit.’
‘it’s the perfect day to die.’
‘i need a little help here.’
‘i’m probably talking to myself here.’
‘i’m a bunch of broken pieces.’
‘it was you who made me whole.’
‘hurry up, get happy.’
‘forget about your mom.’
‘he wants me to smile and clap like a performing seal.’
‘you won’t believe the mess that we’ve become.’
‘you held my hand and life came easy.’
‘i want something to believe in.’
‘wake me when i’m twenty-one.’
‘daddy didn’t lose a mom.’
‘i’m running out of hope and time.’
‘i’ll go insane if things don’t change.’
‘whatever it takes to make him say your name.’
‘you couldn’t frighten a fly.’
‘you are super polite, middle class, suburban, and white. well, all of that is finished tonight.’
‘i want scary faces, now go!’
‘sever a head, preferably someone you know.’
‘don’t be so vanilla.’
‘would a little anger kill ya?’
‘c’mon, drop your panties!’
‘i’m trying to fill you... with wisdom and skill!’
‘you gotta make ‘em see you!’
‘raise the stakes by punching a baby.’
‘they’ll be quaking in fright!’
‘you’ve got some evil deep down inside you.’
‘what fills you with rage? being mean to a pet? chefs who use too much sage when they make their noisette?’
‘well, there’s lot there to use.’
‘maybe this time pretend like you mean it.’
‘i want freedom.’
‘i know that beggars can’t be choosers, but do they have to be such losers?’
‘why god, slash satan, did you send these bed wetters?’
‘even, like, a tax attorney would’ve been better.’
‘well, that was a soliloquy, so you’re the one who’s being rude.’
‘that needy pervert was right.’
‘let’s haunt this bitch!’
‘i’m sure we can haunt our own house.’
‘the universe is more than just space with no end.’
‘think positive, act positive, you are a child of the earth!’
‘science makes no sense.’
‘who needs evidence? go with your feels!’
‘crystals speak to me.’
‘everything happens for a reason.’
‘be a beacon of light in the world.’
‘gee, i hate to break it to you...’
‘the pacific islands are sinking, but negative thinking is hardly the cause.’
‘you think life is all unicorns and rainbows ‘cause you’re bored.’
‘positivity is a luxury that few can afford.’
‘one day, you make wake up alone.’
‘be prepared to take your eggs and freeze ‘em.’
‘sounds like terrible things can happen.’
‘god, it’s mortifying.’
‘what’s the point of even trying?’
‘nobody said life’s fair.’
‘by the time you read this, i will be gone...’
‘there’s nothing for me here. i’m alone, forsaken, invisible.’
‘that makes two of us.’
‘you could use a buddy, don’t you want a pal?’
‘don’t end yourself, defend yourself!’
‘together we’ll exterminate, assassinate!’
‘go ahead and jump, but that won’t stop him.’
‘i’m on the bench, but coach, just put me in the game!’
‘being young and female doesn’t mean that i’m an easy mark.’
‘i’ve been swimming with piranhas, i don’t need a shark.’
‘yes, life sucks, but not that much.’
‘be a doll and spare the lecture.’
‘really, it’s a flattering offer...’
‘it’s not as if i’ve lost my mind!’
‘he can help, we found him on yelp!’
‘every word is the truth.’
‘that was possession.’
‘what do i need you for?’
‘hold up, girl, i’m your pal!’
‘i know, i went a little hard on the sell.’
‘he was already dead!’
‘the three of us alone can wreck dad’s evening.’
‘together we can make a grown man weep.’
‘it’s our house now, kid!’
‘it’s not their fault that they’re overprotective.’
‘you could be killed by a random sneeze.’
‘everything’s gonna work out.’
‘i’m just gonna ring the bell of this creepy looking house.’
‘no one gets molested by a gothy teen.’
‘maybe i should come back another time when your parents are home?’
‘the sound of a scream is music to me!’
‘you wanna answer it this time?’
‘don’t oversell it, act natural.’
‘i don’t live here, i’m dead.’
‘we’re ruining lives.’
‘no more condescending adults hanging around.’
‘take it and trash it, burn it or smash it.’
‘we have to adapt to survive.’
‘we’ve got nothing to lose!’
‘i was driving lamborghinis, slipping super-dry martinis, and the tiniest bikinis on a yacht, but i was depressed.’
‘i had such low self-esteem, i was a mess.’
‘if i only knew the truth back then, i wouldn’t have had my little accident.’
‘don’t cheat on the one you wed.’
‘why did it take death to see happiness was up to me?’
‘if i knew then what i know now, i would’ve laughed and danced.’
‘life is short, but death is super long.’
‘whichever path i choose i lose, you know.’
‘you always saw life as a game, but since you left it sucks to play.’
‘is this the end you meant for me?’
‘i promise, i’m never gonna forget you.’
‘it’s messy, but they’re all that i have.’
‘i’ll make the best of being flesh and bone.’
‘now, i really love creepy old guys.’
‘hey baby, smile!’
‘one of ‘em loves me and wants to be mine.’
‘i’m a creepy old guy!’
‘i’m so happy i could cry!’
‘girls may seem disgusted, but we’re actually just shy!’
‘you know, i am older, but i’m glad i waited.’
‘fix his hair, get him prepared for armageddon.’
‘sure, the groom’s out of a tomb.’
‘she’s marrying a creepy old guy.’
‘have you guys seen lolita? this is just like that, but fine.’
‘i know that on the outside he’s disgusting...’
‘even on the inside, he’s disgusting.’
‘i found me a wife.’
‘i was ignored, but now i’m adored.’
‘cause i exploited, tortured, and lied.’
‘give it up for my underage bride!’
‘i can’t believe some cultures think this kinda thing’s alright.’
‘doesn’t he deserve a chance at life?’
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Wilde Life - Chapter 5: Monster - sentence starters
1. “Don’t get ______ spit on my car.”
2. “How did you get that, anyway? There’s no way ______ signed off on that.”
3. “You can get away with anything so long as you find someone who doesn’t give a shit.”
4. “Why did you even want to come tonight? You know we’re not going to let you drink.”
5. “I’m going to eat all of whatever. There had better be steak.”
6. “You do know ______ is a vegetarian, right?”
7. “Your word for today is regret.”
8. “Well, I brought the beer.”
9. “He’s/she’s/they’re terrible. Did you bring his/her/their adoption papers? I’m ready to sign.”
10. “I would sell my soul for some meat.”
11. “How about instead of your soul, I get friendship?”
12. “So, ______, how did you make friends with a _______?”
13. “Can we please have a haunted dinner party?”
14. “Who do you take me for? Of course pun intended! Pun always intended!”
15. “So, what is the role of a ______, traditionally?”
16. “You can’t tell anyone, ______. No articles, no hints, no insinuations. Don’t even write anything down.”
17. “I didn’t come here to write a story, if that’s what you’re thinking.”
18. “How far into this do you really want to go?”
19. “Since we’re alone, I want to ask a favor. Could you turn into a ______ and let me brush you?”
20. “I feel like I should be concerned about following a _______ into the woods at night.”
21. “Here. It won’t hurt you while I’m here.”
22. “I almost got eaten...”
23. “Close your eyes! CLOSE THEM! You’re life depends on it.”
24. “The house will protect you. Stay away from the windows and don’t leave for any reason.”
25. “All you need to know right now is if you see one you become one.”
26. “I have to stop them before they get to town.”
27. “This is bogus. She’s/he’s/they’re fucking with us. We’re going to get back there and they’ll be laughing their asses off.”
28. “Don’t worry, it’s dead. Shit, that was close.”
29. “Sorry about the blood. None of it’s yours, right?”
30. “Come on. We gotta go. I don’t want to find out if there’s any more of those things.”
31. “You look like you need a hug.”
32. “I know it seems cruel that their families will never know what happened to them, but it’s better that they wonder.”
33. “I’m sorry that I had to drag you into this, but thank you for your help.”
34. “Stop touching me! Can everyone here just stop touching me for five fucking seconds? Can we try that?”
35. “_____, wait. Please, just listen to me. You didn’t do anything wrong.”
36. “We’ve had better parties.”
37. “It’s not mine. I’m not hurt. Nobody got hurt.”
38. “Why do you keep going out there?”
39. “Every time you go through that door, I’m afraid I’ll never see you again.”
40. “If something happened to you out there, I would never know! You would just never come back and that would be it.”
41. “Listen, can we... talk?”
42. “I come here sometimes. Like, when I need to think or whatever. No one ever finds me here.”
43. “You’re scared right now. I can tell.”
44. “You can look at me like I’m a monster, but don’t act like I’m an idiot.”
45. “I’m sorry. I’m really in over my head, here. I didn’t sign up for all of this when I moved here, you know?”
46. “Wait, wait... you moved to _______ because you wanted to have an adventure?”
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✰ — — * PARKS & RECREATION SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ i tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and i broke everything. ’
‘ i typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems. ’
‘ there’s only one thing i hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk. ’
‘ don’t be such a baby. i cooked you some bacon for a trail snack. ’
‘ i really only listen to german death reggae and halloween sound effects records from the 1950s. ’
‘ whenever she asks me for the latin names of any of our plants, i just give her the names of rappers. ’
‘ i once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. ’
‘ i didn’t actually sell my last car, i just forgot where i parked it. ’
‘ i don’t know who al gore is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask. ’
‘ when they say 2% milk, i don’t know what they other 98% is. ’
‘ i’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days so i’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown. ’
‘ upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me. ’
‘ since i am not a rabbit, no, i do not want a salad. ’
‘ you’re like an angel with no wings. ’
‘ oh my god you have to stop using the word ‘nipple.’ ’
‘ you’re right, i know. i have to be a grown up... but it’s so hard! ’
‘ i was reading an encyclopedia and i tripped or ‘fell over’ and hit my head. or ‘brain helmet.’ ’
‘ oh my god, your boobs are dead. ’
‘ i have a medical condition, alright! it’s called caring too much and it’s incurable! ’
‘ he put all my records into this rectangle! the songs just play one right after the other! this is an excellent rectangle! ’
‘ if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair. ’
‘ guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love. ’
‘ jogging is the worst. i mean, i know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost? ’
‘ i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life. ’
‘ i know this and i love you. ’
‘ that’s too much responsibility. i gotta find a way out of this. ’
‘ you are a wonderful person. your friendship means a lot to me and you look very beautiful. ’
‘ i was kind of getting sick of listening to them talk about their relationship, but then i remembered that alcohol existed. ’
‘ i got stung once and i’m immune. go ahead and sting me, bees! it does nothing! ’
‘ i’m not afraid of cops! i have no reason to be. i never break any laws, ever... because i’m deathly afraid of cops. ’
‘ i’m fine. it’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and i’m always tired. ’
‘ there will be alcohol there, so i will go as well. ’
‘ i can’t go because i don’t want to. ’
‘ i’m just gonna stay angry, i find that relaxes me! ’
‘ i don’t want to seem overdramatic, but i don’t really care what happens here. ’
‘ i’m just gonna leave early and go home. ’
‘ if any of you need anything at all, too bad. ’
‘ you have never been neutral on anything in your life. you have an opinion on pockets. ’
‘ dance up on me! ’
‘ i have an idea, it’s very uncool. it’s not illegal, technically. but it is a dick move. ’
‘ one time my refrigerator stopped working. i didn’t know what to do. i just moved. ’
‘ you’re stupid and you’re drunk and you’re stupid. ’
‘ you don’t even know one thing. i didn’t even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and i didn’t even do it once. ’
‘ i’m like an elephant, okay? if i walk into a room, it’s like, ‘oh he’s in there.’ ’
‘ bababooey. ’
‘ mac and cheese pizza?! you’re making that?! ’
‘ i was dying earlier today. and then i died. now i’m dead. ’
‘ the only thing i will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother! ’
‘ i don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life. ’
‘ i have been kind of tense lately. just thinking about the new star wars sequel. ’
‘ it does look sad. kind of. sorry for stepping on you, floor. ’
‘ if you rearrange the letters of peru, you can spell europe. ’
‘ you’re as guilty as you are sexy. ’
‘ this maze is like a maze. ’
‘ sometimes when i blow my nose, i get a boner. i don’t know why. it just happens. ’
‘ so i feel like you were mad at me yesterday and i don’t know why so i made a list of everything i did and i’m gonna try not to do any of them again. ’
‘ no, i’m not crying, okay? i’m allergic to jerks! ’
‘ i don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are... actually, it’s going to bug me if i don’t. ’
‘ with all due respect, you’re a major dick. ’
‘ the calzones... betrayed me? ’
‘ who hasn’t had gay thoughts? ’
‘ do you think a depressed person could make this? no! ’
‘ i like your energy. what do you say you and i ride go-karts later? ’
‘ three words: treat. yo. self. ’
‘ treat yo self. it’s the best day of the year! ’
‘ i’ll tell you what. here’s the deal. if you get fired, i’ll quit, and we’ll leave together. i’m serious! move to a new city, change our names... burn our fingertips off with acid... swap faces... if we have to. ’
‘ monsters don’t have souls? uh, have you seen monsters inc? ’
‘ i make my money the old fashioned way: i got run over by a lexus. ’
‘ i took this thing called ‘zapvigil’ which apparently is what israeli fighter pilots use to stay awake so... right now it looks like i’m talking to a giant crab. stay away from me crab! ’
‘ well, you suck at being polite, sir. ’
‘ at one point, for no reason, i just took off my shoes and held them in my hand. ’
‘ three, two, one, and my shift’s over... what the fuck is your problem?! ’
‘ math is worthless in real life. i mean, there’s an app for calculating tips. that’s all you need. ’
‘ your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely. ’
‘ just because i can’t go out with him, someone else can? wow. ’
‘ oh, this is bad. i should not have done this. ’
‘ she’s the worst person i’ve ever met. i want to travel the world with her. ’
‘ no, no, no, no. i’m not lonely. i have me. ’
‘ i love watching russian traffic accidents on youtube while i play children’s music at the wrong rpm. ’
‘ god, i am so annoyed that he would hypothetically do that. ’
‘ you beautiful, rule-breaking moth. ’
‘ you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby. ’
‘ you beautiful tropical fish. ’
‘ hope no one minds if i livetweet this bitch! ’
‘ i just want to hear the doctor say that he had a fart attack. is that too much to ask? ’
‘ the only things i like are dogs and sleeping late. ’
‘ it kind of sucks that i’m super broke and i want to buy you stuff and it’s embarrassing that i can’t. ’
‘ i don’t want anything. i just want to hang out with you. ’
‘ you’ve killed my spirit. my spirit’s blood is on your hands. ’
‘ i hate people. ’
‘ you can see the stars, which i hate. they’re creepy. ’
‘ i will kill you slowly with a giant syringe. ’
‘ what? i love garbage. ’
‘ i only tell the truth when it makes me sound like i’m lying. ’
‘ i want to be burned at the stake. ’
‘ i’m going to murder you a thousand times. ’
‘ people who buy things are suckers. ’
‘ this is 100% certified for realskis. ’
‘ well, if there’s anyone who can bring my parents together, it’s no one. no one can ever bring them together. ’
‘ getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do because every day you come home and you’re just like, ‘what? it’s you! i love you! you’re my sexy roommate. we love each other.’ ’
‘ i am 100% certain that i am 0% sure of what i’m going to do. ’
‘ my anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours. ’
‘ maybe we should find the person who stole your positive attitude. ’
‘ scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. i believe i am that human being. ’
‘ messy is fun, okay? my whole life is a giant mess and i love it. ’
‘ friendship is better because friends help you move. they drive you to the airport. boyfriends just... love you and marry you. ’
‘ i hope you brought a change of clothes cause your eyes are about to piss tears. ’
‘ everything hurts and i’m dying. ’
‘ i need you to text me every 30 seconds saying everything’s gonna be okay. ’
‘ let me just say, from the bottom of my heart: my bad. ’
‘ there are no consequences to my actions anymore. i’m like a white, male u.s. senator. ’
‘ hey, are you busy? and writing star trek fan fiction does not count. ’
‘ what do we...? like, what do we do? like, what do we do? um, how- how do we- how...? how... how... how? what do we do?! ’
‘ oh, also, i have a little secret... i’m drunk. ’
‘ i do say the cutest stuff. ’
‘ i don’t want to cause a panic... news flash: we’re screwed! ’
‘ velvet slippies, cashmere socks, velvet pants, cashmere turtle. i’m a cashmere-velvet candy cane. ’
‘ you shut your mouth! you have all the strengths! ’
‘ never half-ass two things. whole-ass one thing. ’
‘ i’m a simple man. i like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. ’
‘ i guess i kind of hate most things, but i never really seem to hate you. ’
‘ time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. let’s go! ’
‘ i have no idea what i’m doing, but i know i’m doing it really, really well. ’
‘ ovaries before brovaries. ’
‘ sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot. ’
‘ i have never taken the high road, but i tell people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road. ’
‘ just remember, every time you look up at the moon, i, too, will be looking at a moon. not the same moon, obviously. that’s impossible. ’
‘ i’m just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross. ’
‘ i love games that turn people against each other. ’
‘ i don’t care about that prize, but i’m gonna win because i want his happiness to go away. ’
‘ that is the coolest sentence i have ever heard somebody talk. ’
‘ i wanted to make fun of stupid people while i get drunk. my two true passions. ’
‘ i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself. ’
‘ if i could go back in time and cut your eyeballs out, i would. ’
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I saw this interesting looking ask meme about Flight Rising stuff, but instead of using it as it was actually intended I just answer all the questions without anyone having to send me asks.
Ask me things!
Basics
Dragonhome - What’s the meaning behind your username?
hitodama89 is just the name I use everywhere I go.
Sea of a Thousand Currents - Why did you join Flight Rising?
I had some friends who had already joined and they seemed to have good time, so I just jumped in, too!
The Ashfall Waste - What’s your favorite part of the site?
Bestiary and collecting familiars.
The Windswept Plateau - Have you gotten friends of yours to join FR?
My brother and mother, hahah! Neither of them are all that active, though.
The Southern Icefield - What’s your favorite flight?
Water. <3
The Tangled Wood - What’s your favorite FR deity?
I would love it if the deities were a bit more active part of the game... But as it is I like Arcanist a lot.
The Scarred Wasteland - When did you join Flight Rising?
2014-10-13
The Sunbeam Ruins - What’s your favorite lair aesthetic (doesn’t have to be your own)?
I freaking love Egyptian looking dragons! =0 Haven’t seen a whole lair full of them yet, though.
The Shifting Expanse - Do you exalt a lot of dragons or do you keep them?
I exalt a lot. That is right now my main income in the game.
The Viridian Labyrinth - Do you have a favorite familiar?
Psywurm!
Starfall Isles - Favorite piece of trivia you learned on the site?
I love the idea of Podid Town. =‘‘‘D It is mentioned in one of Tomo’s trivia questions.
Lore
Earthshaker - What role(s) do your progens play in your lore (if they do at all)?
They are the dragons that formed the clan.
Tidelord - Does the element of your dragons’ eyes matter to you in lore?
Well, it just means that they were born in the respective flight’s area.
Flamecaller - How do you determine jobs for the dragons in your clan?
I just think what would suit their looks and possible nature.
Windsinger - Does your clan interact with other users’ clans and does that impact lore?
Nowadays not too much. When I first started I got quite a lot of dragons from my friends and those dragons have a few sentences worth of lore about their origin.
Icewarden - Does FR’s official site lore play into your own?
I try to keep it in mind when designing stuff for dragons.
Shadowbinder - Do you have any lore about how your dragons view exalting? If so what is it?
It is a religious event where the exalted dragon is physically send to serve under the clan’s deity. Usually it is a great honor, but I have some dragons that don’t see it solely as a good thing.
Plaguebringer - Do you keep lore if a dragon already has it or do you change it to fit your clan?
I keep it in some form.
Lightweaver - What’s the story behind your clan?
There isn’t really one. =‘) My progens met each other, hung out together for a while and decided to form a new clan.
Stormcatcher - What catches your eye in other people’s lore?
I am pretty lazy at reading long stories and stuff. I like it when things are clear and compact and don’t contradict official lore too much.
Gladekeeper - Do your dragons’ names follow any themes/patterns and if so does that play into their lore?
It depends on who named them. If it was someone outside my clan the name can be anything, but dragons born within the clan usually have names that doesn’t mean anything irl. Certain families also have their own themes.
Arcanist - Do you like writing lore or reading it more?
Reading, I guess. Writing tends to be a pain in the ass.
The Beastclans - Is there an antagonist in your lore? If so, who?
Not really. My clan haven’t had any incidents with Shade and they don’t have enemy clans or anything.
Breeds
Fae - Who’s your random progen?
Marus.
Mirror - Who’s the progen you made?
Carran.
Guardian - What’s your favorite starter breed?
Guardians, but I really do like them all.
Tundra - What’s your favorite breed?
Pearlcathers. Though I tend to handle their nature a bit differently than what has been written about them in the official article.
Pearlcatcher - Is there a breed you like the pose of one gender over the other?
Many, actually, one of them being Imperials. The pose of female Imperial is pretty but a bit difficult to work with.
Ridgeback - What’s one breed you could never go without having in your lair?
Guardians and Pearlcathers.
Snapper - Is there a breed you like the hatchlings better than the adults, and if so what breed?
Not really. Hatchlings are cute and I would even love to have some permababies, but there isn’t really anything that would look a lot better as hatchling than as adult.
Spiral - Do you make breeding pairs for a specific outcome?
Very rarely. Usually I just buy individual dragons and at some point realize that some of them would produce nice babies together.
Skydancer - Do you like to make mates match?
Once again very rarely.
Bogsneak - How often do you impulse buy dragons?
Never really. I am darn picky with my dragons which isn’t all that good considering how poor I am, too, hahah. That’s why my lair is so tiny.
Imperial - What’s one breed you just don’t like for whatever reason?
I know it’s a cliche but Snappers. They are okay and I would never wish to see them for example disappear from the site, but they just are a bit too non-dragon looking for my taste.
Nocturne - Do you collect gen 1s?
Nah. Still poor af.
Coatl - Which dragon breed has your favorite lore, regardless of how much you like/dislike how they look?
Guardians.
Wildclaw - Do breeding cooldowns frustrate you?
No! I’m a patient person.
Flights
Light - What flight did you choose and why?
Water, because that’s my favorite element.
Earth - Do you have flight ambassadors? Why or why not?
No. Tbh I find them pretty boring as nearly every clan tends to have those.
Shadow - If you could change flights for a single day and go back to your own after, what would you switch to and why?
I would love to visit Plague to see what the heck they do to make their dom pushes so devastating. =‘D
Plague - What region of Sorneith is your favorite?
I love the nature of Windswept Plateau.
Water - Do you want your dragons’ eyes to match their colors, and if so does that impact what dragons you keep/breed?
It is not something I require from my dragons, but of course in some cases (Spirals and their huge eyes) it might affect my decisions.
Ice - What’s your favorite flight aesthetic (if you have one)?
Thiiiis was asked already.
Fire - What are your thoughts on dom pushes?
They are cool communal events! Too bad Water is pretty bad at them. => But we try our best!
Arcane - What’s your favorite thing about your flight?
I have never met a single rude or otherwise annoying person in Water.
Nature - Do you like finding newbies in your flight?
Naah; why would I..?
Wind - If you were to summarize each flight into three words, what words would you use for which flight?
Ggggh too much work.
Lightning - What’s your favorite familiar from your flight?
Maybe Seaweed Scavenger.
Customization
Primary - What are your favorite gene combinations on dragons (primary, secondary, and tertiary)? Share your faves!
Poison or Ripple, Toxin or Peregrine and Smoke or Runes.
Secondary - What’s your proudest gene project, if you have one?
Maybe Uppo. He has gone through way too many genes but now he is finally perfect.
Tertiary - If you have a dragon with poorly mixing colors, what is your preferred tertiary gene to try and compensate?
I just leave tertiary to basic if I can’t make it work at all.
Apparel - Do you prefer to dress your dragons for their roles or what you think looks best on them?
A mixture of both.
Accent - Have you ever seen an accent/skinscent/skin that you wished existed for another breed or gender?
Hmm, don’t at least remember.
Skinscent - What is your favorite skin, accent, or skinscent?
Accent: Magic Erosion. It just makes Lienn so pretty.
Skin - What’s your least favorite skin, accent, or skinscent?
Some trypophobic things that make my skin (haha) crawl. Haven’t taken down their names because why would I?
Original color wheel - List your top five favorite colors and why.
Teal, robin, abyss, pistachio aaand any blue/green. But what “why”? =‘D I just like them, that’s all there is.
Color wheel expansion - What’s your favorite gene and color combination (i.e. orca glimmer)? Share a dragon with that combo!
Haven’t spend too much time thinking stuff like this, but abyss Crystal is pretty badass.
Scrying Workshop - What is your dream dragon?
Don’t have one. It’s better for poor to not dream too big. =‘D
Trading and Socializing
Forums - What’s your favorite forum game and why?
Doodle the dragon above. It made me draw last year more than anything else.
Coliseum - Do you like to do coliseum?
Well, no, but I do it anyway when I need to.
Fairgrounds - What’s your favorite Fairgrounds game?
I hate them all. XD Or yes they are alright, but there is so little variation that you have to grind all of the games long enough to make you hate them if you plan on getting anything out of them.
Auction House - We’ve all done it, what one thing did you not notice a misclick while selling that still haunts you to this day?
I sold one of the Fox Rat familiars for treasure instead of gems. It still hurts.
Marketplace - Are you saving up for any big purchases right now?
For once no, I’m not!
Crossroads - Do you ever check in on dragons you’ve sold to see how they’re doing?
Yes I do. =D More often than you would think.
Dominance - Have you ever bought fodder, only to get attached and keep it?
Yup!
Trading Post - Have you made friends through or because of FR?
Naah. I’m not good at making friends.
Festivals and Events
Crystalline Gala - Do you like to participate in the holidays?
Of course! Gotta hoard me some new items.
Trickmurk Circus - Do you hoard elemental currency after the events are over or do you sell it off?
Neither, I just stack away the stuff I have and use it next year.
Mistral Jamboree - If you have elemental reps, do you dress them in their element’s holiday apparel?
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Wavecrest Saturnalia - What’s your favorite elemental familiar?
Maybe Fire Sprite just because it was such an achievement to even get one of them.
Greenskeeper Gathering - Have you ever gotten an elemental egg?
A couple times. Never hatched one though, as I have pretty rotten luck.
Brightshine Jubilee - What was the first elemental holiday you ever participated in?
Riot of Rot. Back then I thought it was Riot OR Rot.
Thundercrack Carnivale - Are there events that you participate in on FR outside of the official festivals and events (secret Santa, trick or treat, etc)?
Yeah I took part in Secret Santa last Christmas!
Flameforger’s Festival - What do you do to prepare for an event?
Rest from Coliseum so I have what it takes to grind there during the festival.
Starfall Celebration - What’s your favorite elemental holiday?
Our own WaveSat.
Riot of Rot - Do you have any retired items or familiars that you want to come back for a holiday?
All the first year big apparels! I have no idea why they were so perfect but nearly everything after them have been pretty unusable for me. Also Light Sprite, haha.
Rockbreaker’s Ceremony - Does your flight do anything to prepare for events, if so what and do you participate in that?
During the already mentioned WaveSat we do some stuff, and I try to help as much as I can (which isn’t a lot though).
Week of Welcome - What do you think of the change in registration windows?
Good that the site can handle regular windows now!
Night of the Nocturne - What’s the coolest thing you’ve ever gotten in an event?
I won some boss familiar in a raffle once. It was the best.
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83 Hypothetical Questions – Fun, but nearly impossible to answer.
Coming up with the hypothetical questions can be a fruitful way to expand a conversation from dull everyday topics to something far more interesting and fun.
You can develop a set of questions to ask that are unique, outside the box, and have really memorable answers. And they can really be used in any situation, from dating… to getting to know a new friend.
So… try some of the hypothetical questions below to spice up your next conversation.
Contents
Best
To Ask A Girl
To Ask Friends
Interesting
Random
Funny
Deep
How To
11 Best Hypothetical Questions
Always start with the best, right? These hypothetical questions allow for some great conversation about all the best speculative topics.
Here are the 11 best hypothetical questions:
1. You’re walking in a forest and you found a black suitcase. Inside it, holds 1 million dollar and a piece of paper stained in blood with a single word “Don’t”. Would you take the suitcase home or leave it?
It’s the start of a great story, if people make the right hypothetical choices.
2. You are at war. Deciphering an intercepted code, you learn two things about your enemy. A single spot in their defense will be at its weakest in ten days, and they will attack on of your cities in five days. What do you do with this information? What is the most efficient course of action?
Is victory or defending others the most important thing in life and war?
3. If you could really sell your soul to the devil, what would you sell it for?
The oldest bargain on offer, but what would actually make it worth it?
4. You find a book and begin to read only to discover that it is your life. You get to the point that you are at now, do you turn the page knowing that you will not be able to change the events to come?
Would knowing the future be exciting or spoil the adventure?
5. If you were really a robot, would you want to know?
A deep question about how we define ourselves.
6. If you got to choose between fifty years of being incredibly happy or to live forever and be unhappy what would you choose?
What price would you pay to be immortal?
7. If you could learn any one skill in the world without trying (like Matrix learning style), which would you pick?
Find out what skills people really wish they had.
8. You are offered a pill that makes you 25% more intelligent but permanently removes your hair including eyebrows. Do you take it?
A fun way to examine the worth of beauty vs. intelligence.
9. If Jurassic Park were real, would you visit it?
An incredible vacation, although that park does have questionable security.
10. If a zombie plague were to start right now, where would you hold up?
Who doesn’t enjoy a good hypothetical zombie apocalypse?
11. If you could change one thing about how the human body has evolved, what would it be?
Give everyone jetpacks on their feet, obviously.
11 Hypothetical Conversation Starters Questions
Getting beyond introductions is perhaps the hardest part of a conversation.
To life hack those problems, just use some of these hypothetical conversation starters to introduce interesting and amusing topics everyone will want to talk about.
Here are the 11 powerful hypothetical conversation starters questions:
12. If you were a superhero, which of your friends would you pick as your sidekick? And what would your respective powers be?
A question about friendship and cool powers. Sure to get people talking.
13. What historic figure would make the worst ghost to be haunted by?
Who would be the most annoying or terrifying ghost from all history? A lot of options.
14. If you could ask your future self from the year 2050 one question, what would it be?
Find out what people really want to know about the future.
15. Would you accept a $30k/week job offer where you get paid to sit in a pitch black room and do nothing for 8 hours a day?
How much is that money worth to you?
16. If you could only listen to one band for the rest of your life, what one would you pick?
This isn’t just a favorite band, it’s one that would keep you from going crazy after so much repeated listening.
17. Would you rather travel for the rest of your life (only staying in one place for like 3 months), or never leave your home state again?
This tells a lot about how a person approaches life.
18. If you could breed a hybrid animal of any two species, what two would you choose?
The options are endlessly amusing: from the dog-whale to the pig-fish.
19. What amount of money per month would it take for you to give up your mobile phone forever?
A dollar sign that says more about phone obsession than the cash in hand.
20. Would you rather be a deep sea diver or astronaut?
Decide the best hidden world to explore.
21. Would you prefer to live in the Sahara or in Antarctica?
Which extreme is worse?
22. If you were to lose all five of your senses, how would you know if you were truly alive?
A really deep thinker that leads to some very existential questions.
11 Hypothetical Questions to Ask a Girl
Use hypothetical questions to ask a girl something she hasn’t been asked a million times. These questions will help her to really open up and tell you about herself.
Here are the 11 powerful hypothetical questions to ask a girl:
23. If you had to give up television or the internet, which would you choose?
Find out where she goes for most of her screen time.
24. If you were the President of the United States, what would you do on your first day?
A great way to find out about her feelings about society and what needs to change.
25. If you owned a bar, what would it look like?
Give her a chance to design her ideal watering hole.
26. If the job “President of Earth” actually existed, who would you want to be doing it?
Is she power mad or timid at heart?
27. If you were going to a famous historical figure dress up party, who would you go as?
A great way to find out who and what she admires.
28. Would you rather live for another 60 years but not be able to leave your house ever again, or live for 10 more years and be free to go where you wanted?
Is life about the time or the quality of the experience?
29. If you had to describe your life in 20 words or less, what would you say?
Get her to summarize her whole life for you in a couple sentences.
30. If you could relive the last year, would you change any decisions you made? If you would, which ones?
This opens a whole conversation on regrets and missed chances.
31. If you could have complete knowledge of any 5 things, what would you want to know?
What is she really curious about?
32. If you were invisible for 12 hours, what would you do?
A fun question that lets her imagine all the hijinks she could get into.
33. If you ran Google, what would you do differently?
Save the world or make even more money: get her priorities.
11 Hypothetical Questions to Ask Friends
Having some hypothetical questions to ask friends makes sure you never run out of fun things to talk about. Use some of the questions below.
Here are the 11 awesome hypothetical questions to ask friends:
34. In the event of a zombie apocalypse, what would your hand weapon of choice be?
Always go for the chainsaw.
35. If you could organise a car race for you and your friends where you all drive the same car, what car would you pick?
Just imagining the car race makes the question worth asking.
36. Which Ninja Turtle is the best? And which would beat all the others in a fight?
Perhaps the toughest question on this list.
37. If when you die, you are given the choice between finding out what is next or staying on earth as a ghost to wander the planet alone for eternity, which would you choose?
This makes people question how brave they are when facing the unknown.
38. Imagine you are on top of a 40 storey building, there is a giant inflatable landing pad at street level, its big enough that you have a 95% chance of surviving the jump. Would you jump off to save a friends life?
A lot of pressure on this one with other friends sitting around.
39. If, for some reason, computers had never been invented, do you think the world would be a better place? Explain your answer
Deep and sure to lead to a long, interesting debate.
40. If you could buy any existing .com domain, which would it be?
Mantelligence.com. Obviously.
41. You’re fighting a war, you can pick between having a tyrannosaurus rex or a tank on your side, which do you choose?
Fight the hypothetical battle out between the two for extra fun.
42. How do you think your life would change if you didn’t need to sleep? What would you do with the extra time?
A deeper question that lets everyone examine how they use the time they have.
43. Would you rather know all of the languages in the world, or know how to play all of the instruments?
Communication or music: what’s more important?
44. If you had to get $10,000 by tomorrow and no bank would give you a loan, what would you do?
This can lead to the best bank heist ideas at the table.
12 Interesting Hypothetical Questions
Hypothetical questions are, at heart, all supposed to be interesting questions. Use these to add a little more quality to your next conversation.
Here are the 12 best interesting hypothetical questions:
45. If a person could go to the center of the earth, what would be his weight ?
A question for the physicist at the table.
46. Does the fact that we don’t know of anyone from the future time traveling back to our time (or our past), prove that time travel will never be possible?
This can lead to all sorts of explanations why we don’t see time travelers everywhere.
47. If animals had evolved at the same rate of humans (in terms of intelligence), what do you think would be the dominant species on earth today?
The emperor penguin: it’s more than just a name.
48. How would the world be different if humans commonly ranged anywhere from 4 foot to 12 foot tall?
Other than different sized doorways, what else would happen?
49. What do you think would happen if it was somehow proved there was no god and every religion is pointless?
A tough question full of huge consequences.
50. What do you think would happen to the world if somehow one religion was proved beyond a doubt to be correct and all the others (including atheism) were useless?
A twin to the question above. It’s sure to lead to lively debate.
51. How would you change your life today if the average life expectancy was 400 years?
A deep question about how our assumptions about time affect us.
52. Two kingdoms are poised to erupt into war, the course of which will kill many of the populations on both sides. War can be avoided through marriage of a princess from one kingdom to the prince of the other. The marriage will be loveless. Should the marriage be forced?
Is the good of many outweighed the misery of a few, or not?
53. If the government gave you the responsibility of coming up with a plan to combat online piracy, what would you do?
Put yourself in the public policy chair and solve one of the world’s biggest problems.
54. If you were a scientist, you rather discover something huge, but die before tell before telling someone, or discover nothing at all?
Is the point of discovery the knowledge or the fame you get from it?
55. Do you think the world would be a better, worse or just different place if all land was connected (like it was millions of years ago)?
Would we get along better or far, far worse?
56. How long do you think you would survive if food stopped being shipped and you had to grow it / forage it yourself?
Find out who you know is a real survivor.
11 Random Hypothetical Questions
Sometimes, the best answers to hypothetical questions come from random questions. Throw a few curve balls using these questions.
Here are the 11 awesome random hypothetical questions to ask:
57. How would you change how you live your life if life was like a video game where you respawn back at home after dying?
A great way to imagine the crazy adventures respawning would allow you.
58. If you had to describe each of your friends with you right now only through hand signals (like sign language), how would you do it?
A lot of fun to be had from translating those hand signals.
59. If you had to be renamed after one of the planets in the solar system, which would you pick?
Uranus is obviously right out.
60. Do you think the world would be a better place if someone like Iron Man really existed?
Dream up a world of superheroes and imagine the real consequences.
61. Imagine you lapsed and cheated on your partner – you felt horrible and knew you’d never do it again, would you confess?
One of the all-time tough hypotheticals.
62. If you were the captain of a pirate ship, what would you name your ship? And what would your title be?
A great game to play over a few rums.
63. If you were to have either a teleporter or a time travel machine, which one would you want?
Would it be better to go anywhere or anytime?
64. What would win a fight between a rhinoceros and hippopotamus?
Work the battle out yourselves.
65. You can make one change to any winter olympic sport to make it more exciting, what would it be?
Ice hockey with a beachball or bobsled without the sled?
66. If all swear words became socially acceptable, what existing word would you use to replace them?
Try it in practice for extra fun. Oh, cottage cheese!
67. If you could send yourself from 10 years ago a message no longer than 20 seconds, what would you say?
Invest in Bitcoin? Or would it be more personal?
9 Funny Hypothetical Questions to ask
If hypothetical questions are good for anything, it’s a good laugh. Use these hypothetical funny questions to ask something sure to add a little comedy to your conversation.
Here are the 9 best funny hypothetical questions to ask:
68. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
A question for the ages.
69. Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
This may require philosophical, and potentially messy, answer.
70. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Sure to get a groan and a laugh, but what would it be called?
71. Why are there no ‘B’ batteries?
Sure to elicit an online search for these mythical object.
72. When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
A real test in defining terms.
73. If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
A question sure to get an exhausted laugh from every parent.
74. If God sneezes, what should you say?
You bless you?
75. If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Or is it a cat dog pile?
8 Deep Hypothetical Questions to ask
Add some depth to your conversation with hypothetical deep questions to ask. Use these hypothetical questions to lead your conversation in far more thoughtful directions.
Here are the 8 powerful deep hypothetical questions to ask:
76. You lost your fortune, everyone turns on you. You manage to get $1000, what will you do with it to work on creating wealth again?
A unique way of examining the best ways to get rich.
77. Would you rather one of your dreams came true, or two of your best friends’ dreams?
Selfishness or altruism, what matters more?
78. If time can be divided into infinitely decreasing segments, does that mean we live infinitely long in just one second?
A great way to examine the nature of time.
79. If the whole world was going to die out, would you sacrifice your self to save it or let yourself live and everything else die?
Is your world defined by you or by everything around you?
80. If the world was “reset” to the same state it was 5,000 years ago, do you think by the time the alternate world got to our timepoint, would it look much the same? Or would it be quite different?
You’re asking if things must happen as they have or if it was all chance.
81. Would you live your life differently if nobody would ever judge you for anything you did?
Do you behave as we do because of our morals or because others watch and judge us?
82. How do you think the world would be different if advertising didn’t exist? Do you think we’d all be better people, “wanting” less? Or is it human nature to “want more”?
A question straight to the heart of what it means to be human.
83. If animals could talk, or at least communicate in a basic, intelligent manner, how do you think the world would change? Would you still eat meat?
A vegetarian vs. meat-eater question for the ages.
Downloadable List of Hypothetical Questions
Here is a downloadable list of hypothetical questions (right click the image and select Save Image As…):
More Great Questions To Ask
If you’re looking for more great questions that go a little beyond the hypothetical, Mantelligence has even more on offer. Try some of these:
Looking to get a little strange? Try these weird questions to ask.
Go a little deeper in the speculative with these what if questions.
Keep digging deeper with some philosophical questions for your next gathering.
How to Ask Hypothetical Questions: 3 Tips
Asking hypothetical questions are as easy as they are fun. Just follow these 3 tips to introduce them into any conversation.
1. Know your audience
Make sure your audience will be game for a few questions. Find people with fun, creative minds that like to be a little intellectually playful.
2. Know your questions
Choose questions that fit the mood of the people and the place you’re asking. Don’t ask a risqué question at a business meeting, and don’t go too bland when hanging out with friends at a bar.
3. Know your moment
Some questions are great to start a conversation, some to add something midway through. Pick the right moment for your question, then ask away.
In Conclusion
Remember:
Hypothetical questions have the ability to move conversation outside the traditional limits. These are questions to ask when you are looking for unexpected questions with great, unexpected answers.
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Scooby Doo on Zombie Island - sentence starters
1. “No offense, ______, but I think your nose might be losing its touch.”
2. “Is this the jackpot of jobs or what?”
3. “Solving mysteries was a lot more fun than selling them.”
4. “What a grouch. Looks like we’re unemployed again, ______.”
5. “Are you sure you haven’t forgotten anything?”
6. “Surprise! Happy birthday, _______!”
7. “What I want is a house that’s really haunted. I mean, there must be one somewhere in ______.”
8. “The ghost is real. Of course, if you’re too scared to go....”
9. “What do we have to lose? It’s the best lead we’ve had all day.”
10. “Hey, let’s go, ______! We’ve found another haunted house to investigate!”
11. “We’re getting closer. ______ Island is right in the middle of the next bayou.”
12. “I didn’t know you had a _______.”
13. “Gosh. I’d sure hate to get lost in here.”
14. “That’s the biggest ______ I’ve ever seen!”
15. “I should’ve let the _______ eat you. I can’t stand tourists!”
16. “Wow! There’s our haunted house.”
17. “_______ wasn’t kidding. This place is crawling with _____.”
18. “Haunted? Yes. It is an old house with restless spirits.”
19. “Sorry about all the damage, ______.”
20. “Smells great. It’s gumbo, isn’t it?”
21. “Not bad, but it needs a little bit more spice. Don’t you think so, ______?”
22. “See? This place is haunted!”
23. “The haunting may just be starting. After sundown, the ghosts get more restless.”
24. “Keep rolling, _____. Maybe we’ll get another ghostly manifestation.”
25. “Wow! A real case of levitation! This just gets better and better!”
26. “So, you’re not going to heed ______’s threat?”
27. “But there’s always a logical explanation for these things.”
28. “What’s to look at? It’s pretty clear that ghost wants us out.”
29. “What are you doing to my kitchen?”
30. “Would you mind telling me why you destroyed half my kitchen?”
31. “That grouchy gardener isn’t going to be happy about this.”
32. “Hey! You scared away ______!”
33. “What’s the matter, ______? Not afraid of a few _____, are you?”
34. “How humiliating. Chased into a hole by one third of a BLT.”
35. “What are you doing out here? Ruining more of my flower beds?”
36. “Well, there’s nothing here now. Are you sure you saw a zombie?”
37. “What are you planting, elephants? That hole is huge.”
38. “Get going? No way! This place gets more interesting by the minute.”
39. “We have plenty of rooms. You could stay for the night.”
40. “I have never met a ______ who ate so much.”
41. “Quit bothering the wildlife, ______.”
42. “Well, how do I look? Am I going to turn a few heads or what?”
43. “Get this beast off of me!”
44. “There’s a dead guy out there!”
45. “It’s hard to enjoy a meal with a bunch of eyes staring at you.”
46. “Sit tight, ______. I’ll find us a peaceful place to eat.”
47. “What I’d like to find out is why these ghosts want us off the island.”
48. “For once, can’t you accept that maybe there are some mysteries that have no rational explanation?”
49. “Why do you keep treating me like I’m a suspect?”
50. “Well, I guess the ______ liked your girlfriend/boyfriend’s cooking too.”
51. “I can handle myself, thank you.”
52. “Take it easy, ______. It’s just a mask.”
53. “If this is a mask, ______, it’s a pretty darn good one.”
54. “I told you it wasn’t a mask!”
55. “It’s a regular zombie jamboree!”
56. “You’re not a skeptic, _____. You’re in denial.”
57. “I finally got my story, and all the proof sank in quicksand.”
58. “Hey, this one looks like ______.”
59. “It’s not my fault! Something’s controlling me!”
60. “I wonder who made these dolls.”
61. “No way! I’m not letting you out of my sight.”
62. “Don’t worry. We’ll find her/him/them and it’ll be okay.”
63. “Sorry, ______. I really do like you.”
64. “Sorry I suspected you.”
65. “This is more haunted stuff than I really wanted.”
66. “If you’re as old as you say you are, then I’ll bet you’re the one who found ______’s treasure.”
67. “______ is in trouble!”
68. “I’ve had enough of that meddling ______!”
69. “The zombies are the good guys!”
70. “I can’t believe all this. And without our video tape, no one else will either.”
71. “That was beautiful, _______. There’s a bit of a poet in you.”
72. “Look what I got for you, _______. We’re finally going to have a nice, peaceful meal.”
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Sally Face - Episode 2 - sentence starters
1. “Don’t wander so far, _____.”
2. “Why don’t you wait until your ______ gets here, okay? S/he should be here any minute now.”
3. “Please, can I go pet the doggy?”
4. “You there. Please. Help me.”
5. “_____, come closer. I have something to show you.”
6. “You’re still having those nightmares?”
7. “I haven’t had them this bad since right after my _____ died. I really think it’s this building. There’s something off about it.”
8. “_____, I know you’re so insistent about it, but I really don’t think this place is haunted.”
9. “Whoa! How come you never told me about this?”
10. “This is so cool! I always wanted a tree house when I was younger.”
11. “I haven’t told many people about this, but I know I can trust you, _____. I know you won’t judge me.”
12. “S/he cursed me. Because of what I did, s/he cursed me. Everything in my life was fucked after that.”
13. “So you think this curse took your _____ away?”
14. “Holy shit! I’ve seen it too! I’ve seen your demon!”
15. “What if we break this curse of yours?”
16. “What’s in the box?”
17. “Actually, this land belonged to my family first, but I decided to sell to _____, since I was the only one remaining.”
18. “So what was it you wanted to show me?”
19. “I don’t think there’s anything in here, ______.”
20. “So you come up to this moldy bathroom to talk to a dead girl/boy? How often do you come up here?”
21. “I’m not crazy, _____! I’m going to prove this to you.”
22. “You must be _____. I’ve heard so much about you!”
23. “You alright, ______? You seem a bit anxious.”
24. “Thank you for telling me your story. I think I might be of some assistance with your exploration of the paranormal.”
25. “I like your fish.”
26. “______’s not going to be so happy about that. It’s okay, though. It’s for a good cause.”
27. “It worked!”
28. “Hello. What’s the matter?”
29. “I never thought s/he’d kill them. It’s all my fault.”
30. “It’s never a crime to follow your heart.”
31. “That was a fully formed and conscious apparition. I’ve never seen anything like that.”
32. “Yeah, yeah, I’m fine. It’s just one thing to read about the paranormal and formulate theories, and a whole other thing to actually experience it.”
33. “Just when I think I’m getting used to seeing ghosts, and then that happens... whatever that was...”
34. “Can I get you anything?”
35. “Don’t trouble yourself any, ____. _____ is taking good care of me.”
36. “You really shouldn’t tamper with things you don’t understand.”
37. “It’s like they weren’t here at all, or like they don’t even exist.”
38. “I knew I saw that necklace somewhere!”
39. “That’s not a nice word, _____.”
40. “Haha, you’ll have to forgive him/her, _____. S/he’s never seen a ghost before.”
41. “My ____ gave me that necklace. S/he was scared. S/he said it would protect me from the evil in the world.”
42. “Is it okay if I look over your list?”
43. “I think that does it. Their party should be much quieter now.”
44. “______? Are you okay?”
45. “What the hell just happened?”
46. “I swear on my life, I’ve told you nothing but the truth!”
47. “I know how it sounds, but what I’ve told you is the truth.”
48. “There’s absolutely nothing up here. I don’t know what I was thinking. I guess I just needed to see for myself.”
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