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canon-gabriel-quotes · 2 months
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A vile trickster sent me a nefarious package that unleashed a torrent of glitter upon myself and my home!
I have spent the last 3 hours meticulously using masking tape to extract the microplastics from my helmet.
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gif for anyone who wants it
secret bonus audio of him opening the glitter bomb
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sorrowsofsilence · 11 days
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worship
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Shit Dumpster Log #2: Things That Will Never Happen Edition
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skitskatdacat63 · 7 months
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And this too, is vettonso to me:
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[working on a group project] Butters: So, everyone, what does a story NEED? Kenny: A character! Stan: A setting! Kyle, a gleam in his eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.
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endiness · 1 month
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not to be a conspiracy theorist but i genuinely wonder if jaskier and geralt's friendship would've been closer in s1 had geralt been played by an actor who would actually say his lines.
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diana-thyme · 6 months
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Greek Gods 101: Dysnomia
Dysnomia is a goddess of lawlessness and poor civil order. Excluding the universal offerings, some common offerings include:
Symbols of Anarchy
Law Books, Papers, Pamphlets, Etc.
Desecrated Religious Symbols, Lawful Symbols (like a police badge), Etc.
Graffiti Photos or Art
Drugs, Weapons, or Other Illegal Items
Written Rules and Expectations
For devotional acts, some activities that can be done for her include:
Breaking Laws
Stealing
Learning About Local Laws
Learning About Unlawful Laws
Learning About Police Brutality and Other Law-Related Injustices
Vandalizing
She is not celebrated in any Athenian holidays.
Note: I do not condone nor encourage any of the offerings or devotional acts listed here.
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zapsoda · 1 year
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yeah all that blood looks really good on you... wish it was mine
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robotsafari · 1 month
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was trying to see if i could outclass a triple-a unreal engine game in the whimsy department (i think i did.)
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zenixromeave · 1 month
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jimmy fans stay winning
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bsxcrxts · 4 months
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i feel like i'm in fucking heat watching this idk, i'd beg to suck him off after endor i'm not even joking
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sorrowsofsilence · 4 months
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what a pretty necklace
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orthwormus · 5 months
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elq and the eyeguy fuck [joke]
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aesrot · 8 months
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thinking abt gerry keay again...
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zarithial · 6 months
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I ruined him
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you fuckieng evil he is amazing you didnt fuck him up at all
oh how ive been so cruel to him making him so angry all of the time. look how they (me) massacred my boy. i sure hope nothing bad happens to him. anyway *walking away*
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endiness · 24 days
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conspiracy theory level up he’s actually co writing the new witcher book with andrzej sapkowski 😭
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