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A vile trickster sent me a nefarious package that unleashed a torrent of glitter upon myself and my home!
I have spent the last 3 hours meticulously using masking tape to extract the microplastics from my helmet.
Audio Source
gif for anyone who wants it
secret bonus audio of him opening the glitter bomb
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not to be a conspiracy theorist but i genuinely wonder if jaskier and geralt's friendship would've been closer in s1 had geralt been played by an actor who would actually say his lines.
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ants ARE known for their sweet tooth, I guess...
(character's pronouns are they/them)
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[working on a group project]
Butters: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?
Kenny: A character!
Stan: A setting!
Kyle, a gleam in his eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.
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hi hello tysm for following me, excited to be moots 👽
no, thank YOU for following me my beloved moot 👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩 from the posts i’ve read from you so far, i can’t begin to explain how funny u are to me like???
if u ever need a kidney transplant, i’m your gal🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Greek Gods 101: Dysnomia
Dysnomia is a goddess of lawlessness and poor civil order. Excluding the universal offerings, some common offerings include:
Symbols of Anarchy
Law Books, Papers, Pamphlets, Etc.
Desecrated Religious Symbols, Lawful Symbols (like a police badge), Etc.
Graffiti Photos or Art
Drugs, Weapons, or Other Illegal Items
Written Rules and Expectations
For devotional acts, some activities that can be done for her include:
Breaking Laws
Stealing
Learning About Local Laws
Learning About Unlawful Laws
Learning About Police Brutality and Other Law-Related Injustices
Vandalizing
She is not celebrated in any Athenian holidays.
Note: I do not condone nor encourage any of the offerings or devotional acts listed here.
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i feel like i'm in fucking heat watching this idk, i'd beg to suck him off after endor i'm not even joking
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yeah all that blood looks really good on you... wish it was mine
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wait...... i spy chest hair...... 🔎
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elq and the eyeguy fuck [joke]
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