as a child my family was very poor, and we ate beans and rice for most dinners. But as fate would have it, I could not stand the texture of beans. My parents, upon seeing me turn up my nose at the table, would send 5 year old me to bed… without eating. I would go to bed hungry, and wake up shaky and sick from the lack of food. Eventually, my parents started letting me eat other things, but the damage was done - my growth had been stunted during my bean fast, and I would never reach the height of five feet, drawing mockery and scorn from my peers. And with that, I present the BEANINATOR