#i am having thoughts

[murderandcoffee]

I wonder what the final straw is going to be between alice and sam. a flippant remark or too-sharp dig from alice? another step back or half-hearted appeasement from sam? differences in beliefs, in motivations, in coping mechanisms? a monstrous entity, or a coworker?

how will they finally fall apart? what will be the final strike that drives a wedge between them that neither of them can overcome?

#I am having THOUGHTS #AUGH #tmagp #the magnus protocol #alice dyer #sam khalid #samama khalid #invextigators #bs.txt

[fertilizing-daffodils]

Shadowheart's ears. That's it. That's the post.

#bg3 #shadowheart #honestly all elf/halfelf ears #I am having thoughts #such UNHOLY thoughts

[wlntrsldler]

mdni (luke castellan)

thinking thoughts of luke castellan and car sex.

you’re out on a quest or some shit and something— everything goes so wrong. and luke is just so frustrated.

he’s in the driver’s seat, fuming, im talking veins popping out on his temple and his hands are gripping the wheel until his knuckles are white and you should be scared because you’ve only seen him like this once or twice before and that didn’t end up well. but you’re not.

you’re turned on.

something about imagining his hand around your neck while he’s pumping all his frustrations into you like you were nothing but a fuck toy to him makes your tummy feel weird.

he doesn’t notice it at first because his eyes are on the dark, empty road, but then he sees your thighs press together and he smirks.

his baby is horny.

he signals right and you’re confused because camp was still a few miles away and there was nothing around you guys to stop at. then he puts the car in park and kills the battery. he’s on you after the headlights turn off.

it’s all teeth and groans and luke is undoing your seatbelt so you can climb over the middle console of the car and get on his lap. he doesn’t pull his lips away from you while he pushes the driver seat back.

he’s thrusting up into you, moaning into your mouth when he feels the slick through your leggings and he’s feral. he wants to taste you.

he opens the door and practically shoves you out of it to lead you to the backseat and for the first time, he’s actually thankful that camp was in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere because he’s hard as a rock and the tent in his pants is borderline embarrassing.

you’re laying down with your elbows propped on the armrests in the backseat and luke is on his knees. he’s looking at you with those eyes, and you know that it means he’s not stopping until he pulls two orgasms out of you.

he feels hot in his shirt so he takes it off and tosses it somewhere before he’s pulling your thighs with a yelp and propping your legs on his shoulders. he just devours you.

his tongue is relentless on your pussy, sucking and licking at your clit that you can’t stop yourself from thrashing around.

he slaps your ass hard enough to leave a print and he’s mumbling into you, “stay fucking still.”

and you’re whining telling him you’re trying but it feels too fucking good and he adds two fingers with his tongue and you lose it.

he’s reaching deep until he feels that spongy area inside of you. bingo.

his fingers keep hitting the spot and then you’re cumming all over his face. he knows he should pull away because he cant breathe but he physically can’t bring himself to. your taste is so intoxicating.

he’s breathing heavy when you shove his face away, overstimulated. your wetness is all over his chin and he’s grinning at you like he just won the goddamn lottery.

when your body gives out and one of your legs slip from his shoulder, your knee accidentally brushes against his hard cock and he hisses.

“you got another one for me?”

you want to say no because your last orgasm was so intense you almost blacked out but luke’s lips are puffy and wet and his pupils are dilated so wide you can barely make out the brown in his eyes, so you nod.

he’s quick to undo the buttons on his pants, like he’d burst if he wasn’t inside you in the next ten seconds. he thinks he actually might.

he pushes his pants down just enough to let his dick spring up, angry and red, dripping in precum. he sticks his cock inside you and you’re moaning, babbling incoherent words.

he’s gritting his teeth so he doesn’t make any noise but when you reach for his hand— he thinks you want to hold it, and he’s more than happy to show his baby he loves you— and guide his fingers around your throat, the sound that leaves luke’s lips is sinful.

he squeezes gently, just enough to make you lightheaded and make your next orgasm come quicker. you can’t say anything else but luke, luke, luke, please.

you don’t even know what you’re begging for anymore but with the way you look under him right now, luke would give you anything in the world if you asked for it.

he tears his eyes away from your fucked out face for a second and watches the way his dick moves in and out of your pussy. there��s sweat dripping down his chest and you want to lick it off him but you don’t have any energy left to sit up.

he’s rutting into you fast, chasing his own release. and you pull him back to look at you because you’re telling him you’re close and luke wants to see you finish.

when the coil in your tummy finally snaps, you’re practically yelling at the amount of pleasure you’re feeling. luke removes the hand from around your throat and he reaches for the foggy window to hold himself up. as he cums into your spent pussy, his hand makes a hand print on the glass and he groans.

he pulls out of you with a whimper, his cock softening as he tucks it back into his pants. he watches as you catch your breath, licking his lips at the sight of his cum seeping out of you.

“look at my baby,” he cooes, unable to stop himself from taking his fingers and shoving it back into you so you don’t waste his cum. “so pretty when you’re all fucked out for me.”

you don’t make it back to camp until the next day.

#i am having thoughts #luke castellan blurb #luke castellan one shot #luke castellan fic #luke castellan smut #luke castellan x you #luke castellan x reader #luke castellan imagine #luke castellan fanfic #luke castellan #luke castellan pjo #mdni

[the-au-collector]

Warriors headcanon: He's the hero before Wild. He's the Hero from 10,000 years ago. He fought the first Calamity years after his first adventure, won, and saved Hyrule. Except at the time of Linked Universe, he hasn't yet fought the Calamity. He does not know that Wild's past is his future.

Wild headcanon: He's dreading meeting the hero from the first calamity, because what would they ever think of him if they knew he failed? He's positive the Hero of 10,000 Years Ago would hate him. He's convinced they would see him as a failure. He does not know the Hero of 10,000 Years ago is his brother.

Warriors headcanon: He likes Wild. Wild is his brother. He's knows he comes after the others, and everyone knows Wild comes at the end. Which means he's sometime after Twilight/Legend/Wind and before Wild. Wild's story is a tragedy to him. Wild's story doesn't have a happy end, in his eyes. He wants to prevent it from happening at all, but if he can't, then he'll prepare Wild as best he can. Warriors is the reason the Yiga exist, but he's also the reason the Shrines were built.

Wild headcanon: He's not actually that upset over what happened to him. He's sad he lost his memories, but eventually he learns to live with the fact that he'll never recover all of them. He's sad about what happened to the Hyrule from his memories, but he loves the Hyrule he lives in now. He's got trauma from dying, but he's also got so much to live for. He mourns what he's lost, but he thanks the Shrine for a second chance. Wild's story, to him, is that of a resurrection. His story has a happy end.

#I am having Thoughts #I do not know where they are going but here are the Thoughts #linked universe #lu warriors #lu wild

[sorrowsofsilence]

oh, my…

#i am having thoughts #none of them are holy #noah sebastian #bad omens band #bad omens #noah sebastian davis #bad omens cult #metalcore

[grxceful-ly]

peter bringing mayday with him to do spider stuff because yeah, he had things to live for before--but now he has a child and he is going to raise this child and be there for her and maybe if she’s there, strapped to his chest, he’ll be more careful. he’ll consider his life almost as precious as hers. maybe bringing mayday to work is a precaution. 

#disclaimer: it's like 2am and i don't know what i just wrote because my brain won't function enough to read it over again #i also have read like zero spiderman comics so if this doesn't make sense because canon already speaks on it #i'm sorry #atsv spoilers #spiderman: across the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #peter b parker #mayday #i am having thoughts #PLEASE BLOCK APPROPRIATE TAGS IF YOU DON"T WANNA BE SPOILED PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU #miles morales #into the spiderverse #spiderman #spiderman spoilers #this thought came about because i think swinging around with a child is the stupidest/coolest thing ever #and i feel like peter wouldn't do it without a reason #anyway sorry for the random change in fandoms i saw the movie tonight and it was fantastic #also #catch me crying in the theatre because peter wants his daughter to turn out like miles #OKAY IM DONE SPAMMING THE TAGS NOW BYE #across the spiderverse spoilers #spiderman across the spiderverse

[somebluemelodies]

*taps mic*

that one type of soulmate au where soulmates feel each other’s (physical) pain but make it spiderbit in purgatory

#i am having Thoughts #kinda #qsmp cellbit #qsmp roier #spiderbit #qsmp purgatory #qsmp

[buckevantommy]

inspired by this post, i am having thoughts about buck paying a surprise visit to tommy who is working on his car or maybe buck’s jeep is making a funny noise so tommy offered to take a look at it. and buck finds competency haf so tommy with his knowledge and experience and hands-on skillset is doing things for him (and maybe not specifically in the bedroom bc they might not be there yet, they’re taking things slow) and now he sees tommy in his backwards cap and either a t-shirt with his arms bulging out of the sleeves or a tank top where his freckled shoulders are glistening from the sun and buck is just outright staring at this hunk of a man and has to unstick his tongue from the roof of his mouth when tommy waves him over and shows buck what he’s doing what they’re looking for and how to fix it. 

tommy places buck’s hands where he needs them and buck is a quick learner but he’s enjoying tommy’s guiding touch so much that he goes along with it for as long as possible until he slips up by saying something which proves he knows more than he was letting on (bc he researched his jeep and the mystery noise) so now tommy is confused and buck gets a little embarrassed and apologises, honest about why he didn’t say anything - bc he wanted to learn from tommy - and tommy.. 

tommy is conflicted. bc on the one hand: he finds evan’s research thing endearing and his blush super cute and he also likes a competent guy. but on the other hand: he doesn’t like being lied to, but also the context of this is lighthearted and he’s not mad about it. it’s more that he’s worried evan thinks he has to hide parts of himself to please tommy, that he would need to lie to have an excuse to be close to him. tommy assures him that’s not the case, and they agree not to hide parts of themselves movign forward. 

i think this kind of scene would fit really well into the show and be good for both their characters and their relationship.

#bucktommy #evantommy #.txt #911 abc #i am having thoughts #911 #fanfiction

[eiraeths]

winter solider soap after the events of mw3 au…

#i am having thoughts #john soap mactavish #soap cod #soap call of duty

[dhluna]

seulgi | 28 reasons 221007

#red velvet #seulgi #femaleidolsedit #redvelvetinc #kang reulgi #i am having thoughts #28 reasons #femaleidol #ggnetwork #ggnet #dazzlingidolsedit #idolady #seulgi edit #my gifs #edit

[homosexualworkaccount]

Cassie and Takeda siblings…save me..save me cassie and takeda siblings

#i am having THOUGHTS #none of which are good #perhaps i will write something with them #the brainrot is STRONG #mk1 #mk1 2023 #writing ramblings #Johnshi

[the-sunshine-dims]

thinking about Ulysses's past coming to light in a crash, thinking about the way suddenly everything is coming back, the way Vorago is suddenly at the forefront of Ulysses's mind after the note. the way leviathan has been spotted close by, the way Ulysses was scrambling to grab everything he had been working on for Wolf, the way he was trying to help, but how he has the nasty habit of making things worse for himself, logic too skewed even if he truly doesn't mean any harm

thinking about how the honey was a mess, how there was so much of it, how he scrambled for the things in those barrels as well when he went to run

thinking about how a unethical scientist's idea of 'making things better' could very well veer back into the 'making something to fix the danger problem' even if it never worked before

thinking about how if he learned anything, he wouldn't dare try and create something, or someone new, not after the first dozen failed attempts that only made things worse and only wiped the Telchin out quicker,

but a sedative, though one that had to be made much stronger...

thinking about how Ulysses as a character is so desperate to fix things he always tends to make things worse

#I AM HAVING THOUGHTS #do i truly think ulysses would try?? i have no clue- hopefully not! but the idea of it is so- #frankly this is just me going wild with fun ideas dhdh #that fish is desperate #and has a history of bad decisions when hes desperate #fable smp #fsmp #fin speaks #ulysses themist

[thebreadwing]

Okokok, guys listen to me.

I know we're all mourning and such cause all our favorite characters or their loved ones may have just canonically died live on stream a few days ago.

But check this out:

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boom.

#qsmp #qsmp slimecicle #qsmp badboyhalo #slimehalo #lego batman #look #its not just the color schemes #its also their somewhat onesided rivalry #i am having thoughts #at 3am #my post

[kingkatsuki]

This is so so specific, but there’s something so hot about a man using a hunting or Swiss Army knife to cut fruit.

#like just casually peeling an apple #eating the slice they just cut off the blade #or the juices running down their hands #I am having thoughts #Daryl Dixon to blame… possibly

[silvereyedsankta]

and if i said firebender nancy and avatar robin…

#should i keep going? 😵‍💫 #anyway #i am having THOUGHTS #ronance #ronance fanart #firebender nancy #firebender nancy art #nancy wheeler #nancy wheeler fanart #airbender robin #airbender robin art #robin buckley #robin buckley fanart #stranger things #stranger things fanart #stranger things au #my art

[somebluemelodies]

bc q!Roier got metaphorically and most notably physically backstabbed by q!Spreen and q!Cellbit got tortured/killed by a chainsaw does this mean they have almost matching scars

#i am having thoughts #fic thoughts specifically #but many thoughts nevertheless #qroier telling qcellbit about the betrayal is not a want but a need #on several different levels #for several different reasons #qsmp roier #qsmp cellbit #spiderbit #qsmp