#i am in a state of shock

[stitch-me-not]

ET TU, DAVID???

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WAIT A WEEK????????????

#our flag means death #our flag means death season 2 #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #screaming crying throwing up #i would die for izzy hands #stede why #i am in a state of shock #tricky ricky at it again #pls tell me all the pirates are going to team up and hunt him down #absolutely living for roach and fangs friendship #I HAVE TOO MANY FEELS ABOUT THESE EPS I NEED A HUG #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbeard

[lilyrose-thfc]

A tweet I never saw coming

#i am in a state of shock #Emerson is worth 100 million for sure

[k4tie75]

Omg I actually passed a biology test

#i am in a state of shock #katie talks alot

[aunclassynerd]

Me: my luck in Genshin has been shit ever since I pulled that double Raiden Shogun and Mona in a ten pull. I'll never be that lucky again. Everything else has been a guarantee and hard pity since. Even my fave characters---

Genshin, a minute later:

Me:

#genshin impact #lucky pulls #mind you I had a guarantee after pulling Skyward Blade #but still wtf #I have never had such luck with anything ever #I am in a state of shock #please everyone else take my luck #I don't need it anymore after this #but y'all can laugh at me tho bc my artifact rolls are shit

[the-ships-to-rule-them-all]

the level at which people are misusing the term "Never Again" in the far left absolutely infuriates me.

"Never Again" doesn't refer to the idea of no more genocides -- unfortunately people are evil and corrupt and seek scapegoats and destruction, there were genocides in the years following the Holocaust, there were genocides 10 years ago, there are multiple genocides going on as we speak

"Never Again" means we as Jews will pay attention to the warning signs, will not mindlessly allow antisemitism to fester and take over our communities, we will fight back. it means we will be proud. it means we will not let you hate us without a word of refusal.

"Never Again" is a warning for us, it is a reminder that what happened then can happen now -- is happening now. The Far Left doesn't get to use it against us. You don't get to turn our tragedies into hate-speech and antisemitic rhetoric.

Am Yisrael Chai

#abby speaks #that fucking NYT article made me rage so much #needed to get this out #if this somehow makes you pissed at me go ahead the unfollow button is right there #I have always said that Palestinians deserve a state and I have always believed that Israel has a right to exist #the lack of knowledge at these “protests” shocks me - people don't know which river or which sea; they don't know about the hostages #free gaza from hamas #we are allowed to mourn the “protests” started before we'd even had a chance to. #I will never ever forgive or forget the people that have made mourning still feel impossible #I am not about to sit here and say that the Israeli government is blameless #however if you didn't know that 1000s of Israeli have spent the past year protesting against Netenyahu's right wing government shut up #we need actual solutions; neither Israelis nor Palestinians are going anywhere #and you guys need to start calling out the antisemitism in your movement #I have my doubts on that actually happening and you'll never see me donate to a lot of these causes again #the goy left has lost my respect and my trust and now it only has my side-eye #sorry for the rant in the tags it's been an exhausting few months

[keepthetension]

still stuck on porjai, visibly pregnant, flirting with night

who fucking goes for it

i only know the asian culture i grew up in, obviously, and not thai culture. but the social stigma of being unmarried and pregnant? and having the nerve to still be flirting?? that's not the Good Girl thing to do, and i remember the way the Not Good Girls were treated and talked about where i grew up

so porjai actively trying to get dates? night finding out she's pregnant with her ex's kid and just. being fine with that? big deal to me

#last twilight the series #am i stating the obvious? maybe i'm just stating the obvious #because if you 'fucked up and got yourself pregnant' then you'd better hang your head in shame #flirting? with a nice boy? when you're in *that* condition? shame on you he deserves better #can't say i've ever given much thought to this type of scenario popping up in my gay little shows but #shocked to see it happen #i know moonlight chicken had a pregnancy storyline but those two were already together. and planned to get married #this is a different thing #and it genuinely makes me emotional #wow i sound VERY bitter huh #oops

[iheartjameshetfield]

he’s so fine i don’t know what to do with myself anymore

#currently in a state of shock from all his sexiness #i reached to the bit where i’m so crazy about him to the point that i’m calm because i am speechless. #please tell me you understand #i want him #i need him #he needs me #if he would just give me a chance we’d be so good together i swear #totally not crying rn cuz i cant have him #why couldn’t my gramma give birth to me when she was 12 #i would’ve had my chance with him #james hetfield #metallica #james hetfield smut #metallica smut #james hetfield metallica

[marinecanary]

i knew when i saw the episode was 3hrs long some shit was going to happen but omg

#sorry for spamming #but wow #i am in a permanent state of shock snd i have no one to talk to about this #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #dnd #fhjy #dimension20

[winchestergifs]

The Winchesters ✰ 1.8 Hang On to Your Life

#the winchesters #dean winchester #mary campbell #john winchester #deanwinchesteredit #deanedit #marywinchesteredit #john x mary #thewinchestersedit #spnwin #spnwinedit #spnedit #cowboycoven2 #userbbelcher #spncreatorsdaily #the winchesters spoilers #usersawah #donestiel #becauseofthebowties #usermoogs #rambleoncas #tusersana #userdorksinlove #deancaskiss #anztag #userbon #deanncastiel #jennmish #i. am still in a mild state of shock.

[hella1975]

i passed all my exams

#NO RESITS???? ON COURSE TO GRADUATING WITH EVERYONE??? NO ONE MOVE #THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE HELLO. HELLO. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #IM SO. IM NOT EVEN HAPPY YET BC IM JUST IN A STATE OF SHOCK #ONE SEMESTER DOWN ⁉️ AND THE HARDEST ONE TOO #I want a 2:1 average from this fuckass degree which is somehow MANAGEABLE bc i got an overall 2:1 average last year #and that’ll be weighted 35% of my final mark so that’s good #then from these exams I’ve averaged 2:2 which isn’t ideal but I never do well w in person exams and im honestly surprised i even PASSED #this semester is much more coursework based esp with my dissertation and i do better with that shit #so as long as I get a decent 2:1 or even better (⁉️⁉️⁉️) this term I actually should end this degree with a 2:1 #like. i am on course for that. do you even know how mental that is #for this degree you have WATCHED me fight tooth and nail for 3 years #im acc in a state of shock rn no one blags as hard as me NO ONE #hella goes to uni

[vimbry]

it's sad how many reviews and stuff around tmbg seem to centre linnell as the sole dark and creepy writer of the band, never really crediting flansburgh too. do "hide away folk family," "dirt bike," "rabid child," "black ops," "cloisonné" mean nothing to them, smh.

#tmbg #this rigid dichotomy they tend to get forced into even tho linnell has written some happier songs and flansburgh plenty horrific ones #I'll be honest tho. I fully went into tmbw-interp-tab conspiracy when I first heard ''sleeping in the flowers'' lmao #I thought that song was about somebody getting murdered #the title seemed like a euphemism to me #it's actually. according to flansburgh. just about getting high in central park #and it's inspired by itchycoo park by the small faces which I knew and loved before and it's GREAT go listen to that. it's '60s psychedelia #so the lyrics are prob fantasising about spending time with the crush and essentially playfully talking sweet nothings together #bc they're stoned and in love #but honestly I thought ''you proclaim that you're an island. I proclaim that I'm one too'' #''I declare that I am england. you declare that I have drowned'' #sounded to me like someone trying to get away and be alone but the other person not getting the hint #esp bc the narrator introduces themself as not wanting to be ''known as the creep'' #the part about getting a ride home with a drunk guy ''who showed me how to spin my head round and round'' #sounded like the driver helping them get their story straight/take their mind off it #and the narrator feels they came across as ungrateful about their advice in their shocked state #plus the way the instrumental between the verses and chorus changes from fuzzy and gritty to lighthearted brass #like it's catching you off-guard #but it's not about any of that it's about being high #anyway none of that is an example of a genuinely creepy flansburgh song but

[tea-time-terrier]

How have your dog goals/views changed since you were a kid? Or even over the past couple of years?

#I was hella anti-little dog it was gross #but now? #my dream is to acquire all the little guys #I was also strongly against dogs in clothes and anything brightly coloured #(how things have changed) #there's been a lot of growth when it comes to training styles but who hasn't #I was very obsessed with strict obedience #which isn't true anymore #I have prioritized emotional state over manners and that was initially shocking when my family first met Pike #idk where I am going with any of this but I am sick and I want to hear how you've evolved

[freakystrashdump]

I'm experiencing a bunch of people on tiktok being shocked and almost grossed out that the song Rule 34 was actually incredibly sexual and I am both flabbergasted and cackling

The lyrics of the part of the song that is trending rn are:

"I love that you shake when I ravage your skin

It's so easy to bite with your hands pinned

Shadows dancing on the sheets

If you obey I might give you a treat"

Dudes.

You can't be for real right now.

#trash text #i am in a very weird state of shock right now

[hollowsart]

THE FACT I FORGOT THIS THING HAS EXPLOSIVE MOVES THAT CAN MAKE IT FAINT AND I DIDN'T EVEN SAVE.

BUT THE FACT I CAUGHT IT FIRST TURN WITH A LUXURY BALL, TOO.. I AM LOSING MY MIND OVER HOW UNGODLY LUCKY I WAS JUST NOW.

Anyways, here's my precious girl!! Koffeine!!!!

#ghostie mumbles #I SAVED RELIGIOUSLY BTW #I AM IN A STATE OF SHOCK.

[spellmage]

are you fucking kidding me larian

#whoever wrote this line i know what you are #i shouted when i saw this i cannot BELIEVE they put a fucking BLACK BUTLER reference into this game in the year of our lord 2023 #i can't comprehend this i am typing this post in a state of shock #bg3 #sceleritas fel #bg3 spoilers

[yakourinka]

wow macklemore's palestine song (hind's hall) is actually really good. i knew about it but hadn't listened to it because i'm not particularly interested in the mack

yeah you're right man honestly.

#i want to put this as inoffensively as possible as a non-black non-american person alright. you can disagree or talk shit at me about it #as a casual enjoyer of lamar's music and longtime appreciator of the rap genre #it is disappointing to see him just stirring shit and simultaneously being radio silent on palestine #like drake is like the mr beast of hip hop/rap he's after the big numbers right. but lamar #now somebody's going to say 'he told you he wasn't a saviour' whatever man stop with that corny shit #he's got a huge platform he's taking shots at drake on not being authentic and respectful to the roots of this culture #like in one of the drake diss tracks. i forget which. he's like 'i'd die before i let you use tupac's name' right #tupac the socially conscious rapper with very radical ideas about black liberation and capitalism and colonialism. that tupac? #that's the one whose legacy you're holding up right now?? #wow i am shocked that a fucking macklemore song threw me into this line of thought god damn #i like the line about NWA fuck tha police a lot actually because like #with that line and the one about drake it feels like the politest of disses to the current state of the genre. deserved #and from fucking macklemore too! seriously wow