#i appreciate you asking omg <3

[that-was-anticlimactic]

corey, corey i need to know your top 5 jjk characters that you would and would not trust with your money. i’m so curious lol

... okay so. i sent myself that ask too because... Reasons... so here's the link oiufciuhygguijjuhggui <3

#kaylynn tag #i had feelings #i appreciate you asking omg <3 #it was very difficult but very fun also oigioiuhygghiokijuhg #corey rambles:)

[feluka]

people who are not just advocating for palestine but have also started sharing arabic art and poetry and talking about how beautiful it is... i love you!! 🥺

#something about loving palestine more than hating zionism #it makes me so happy as a lover of arabic poetry because arabic is so so romantic but it gets associated with being an ''evil'' language #i love seeing it appreciated and loved #i also love people showing interest in learning some arabic phrases it warms my heart omg #if you want me to write you your name or url in arabic and send it drop me an ask <3 ily!!!

[mid-nightowl]

for the ask game: dickjay in reincarnated character + immortal au pls!!

hi waffle!! you literally gave me an au i've never thought about writing in my entire life lmaoooo

so *cracks knuckles* let's get into itttttttt

Dick is the immortal of the two. But like, not in a very voluntary way? For this AU, I would imagine Dick is the original Talon for the Court in the 1600s. Obviously his body would deteriorate over time or just be too butchered in fights to be salvageable, so they stick him on ice and switch his “mind and soul” over to another (a blood relative and maybe later on clones when the technology is established, but he always refers to himself as Dick or Talon). We’ll say the Court can do this via magical god shenanigans. Jason is the reincarnation. So, every third generation the Gunn family somehow gives birth to a boy (aka Jason) but otherwise only have girls. (Short note: we’re going to make Catherine the Gunn relative instead of Willis for this AU). 

Jason and Dick grew up together, either same age or close in age. Played together as kids, caused trouble together as teenagers, and fell in love as young adults. And then Dick disappears, forcibly becoming the court’s Talon because it’s his “familial duty.” Jason tears Gotham apart looking for his lost love, uncovering corruption and capturing criminals in the process of digging up evidence of the Court, and he becomes somewhat of a folk hero as time passes. 

Unfortunately, the Court knows Dick is too attached to Jason and Jason’s on a mission, he won’t stop until he finds Dick and stops them. Not sure how we’d get to the next point but basically, Dick is forced to kill Jason for the Court and Jason vows on his dying breath he’ll free Dick from them because Dick was the only one who cared about Jason, who loved Jason despite his flaws and his bad blood. I imagine the Court had captured Jason and brought him to their secret lair or wherever they keep their god, and because Jason made that vow with his last breath, his blood and Dick's tears staining the stone entombing a god, an entity of magic and promises, it gave Jason (and Dick's unspoken hope) his wish. But with a twist. 

Henceforth, every three generations the Gunn family has a son. A son who is almost always baptized as Jason. The Court tries often to kill him as a child, especially once they realize Jason as an adult always digs his claws into the Court and tries to drag them into the light. What the Court doesn’t realize, is that Jason only reincarnates if Dick, if Talon, kills him. This could go either way: only Jason knows Dick has to kill him to be reincarnated and try again, and has to orchestrate his plans and strategies around either winning or having Dick kill him OR only Dick knows and he has to make sure the Court sends him to kill Jason, knowing Jason will only come back if Dick’s the one who does the deed, Dick who can never truly help the man he loves free him from the Court. 

The Court often gets what they want over the centuries, however, and Jason dies before he can truly stop them or save Dick. Over and over again, throughout the centuries and the bodies, Dick kills Jason and Jason comes back to save him. I think eventually it would end when Jason is adopted by Bruce Wayne aka Batman and together (maybe alongside Commish and a Batgirl), Jason is finally able to stop the Court and save Dick. And Jason and Dick can finally live, love, and grow old together :) 

#ask game #these are very long facts omg #so sorry #i am cursed to be long-winded im afraid #the game is really helping get the writing gears turning thou lmao #guess this is an immortal + reincarnated au with a court of owls au sprinkled in #thanks for the ask waffle!!!! appreciate you<3 <3 <3 #waffleinator-inator #okay i think i have a lot more thoughts about this actually #might have to add it to the wip pile 👀 #dickjay #dickjay au #jaydick

[bluebellhairpin]

i stan harnem guys so hard i have merch and make your ship name trend every week for every episode on twt like:

‘i know that old fart just died… but did you see lord and lady strong ???? ��😭 they were wearing matching colors again romance is so back !!!’

‘guys harwin and his sons gave lady strong flowers :((( BUT HARWIN GAVE HER WHITE CARNATIONS !!!’

‘the way he looks at her omg ???’

i’d be banned for fighting all of hotd twt within the week before rising from the ashes w a new account.

The way this ask bound and gagged me. Insane. I love you. Omg I still can't get over how nice this is lmao. I cant believe Ive bfound my number 1 fan. Also if u saw me googling what white carnations meant, not u didn't 👀

#Im DYING OMG #ill never be over getting this ask #how do i print it off and paste it behind my eyelids #i need to know #i cant believe you like harnem that much i feel so honored #its made my day fr thank you so so much #nemo answers #vil <3 #mutual appreciation #selfship.harnem

[bookishjules]

thought dump for the midnight heir?? I feel like we’ve both been swept into a resurgence. I’ve got my own opinions but you seem to see a lot of the symbolism etc which I do love! But talk about anything, I’m just hungry for perspectives!

(idk how many original thoughts i have for you, so i'm just gonna go off and hope something lands lol)

one thing that's always been really intriguing to me is how the pure love that persists between tessa, will, and jem, can sour and become something sick from james' perception, that he would use his resentment of that love and as a measure for the damning pain he's in and thus an impetus to be intentionally careless with his life. while on the other hand, we have jesse who, according to tatiana, held onto life for his own mother, a mother who may have loved him but who would have taught only hatred and vengeance, of the wrongs that the world committed toward their family. it's almost like james' heart was pumped so full of love that it burst and splayed open only for grace to step into it and sew it back up around herself, a blade making the heart bleed from the inside. and jesse's heart was filled with a poison, toxic kind of love that eroded the organ, making the walls frail, but forcing a level of strength and dexterity into his blood, and thereby into grace as well, whom he welcomed to live inside his heart and draw from his yearning as well.

it's the way they all intertwine. the way the two boys parallel eachother, like james is the one who came through the looking glass and jesse is the one caught behind it. james shot down the chandelier and there was glass on the floor of blackthorn hall when magnus entered it. james with his cheshire cat grin and jesse's deathly portrait. james leaping back and forth into existence while jesse stands delicately on the line.

speaking of that leaping.. tmh james uses his shadows with such flippancy and control, like they're as much a part of him as his corporeal form. "we are dust and shadows," he reminds magnus. and i think it's so interesting, like in a biblical sense, dust is as much life as it is death ("from dust you were made and to dust you shall return"), and shadows move as one with the one they're tied to, but they are not really alive. so james is a shadow but one with its own mind and will, like peter pan's shadow. he doesn't bow to the essence and laws of life and dust. but then where is the dust? again, speaking to the parallels.. i think it could be jesse. he is not really dead, but not really alive, either, he exists as merely the imprint of the boy he once was was on the earth, with as much potential to be blown away by the wind as he has to be filled in with dust mixed with water and blood like cement making him whole again.

i mentioned peter pan's shadow, and that made me think that maybe jesse, in that case, would be peter himself, caught up in neverland, never growing up, unable to leave without dust that's given life in the form of pixie dust.

it's so interesting to think of how these two would eventually meet in the canon of tmh, because i do think tatiana would still find a way to kill five shadowhunters to bring him back to life. and if they return to idris, and if james fulfills his goal of being sent back to idris by being a rapscallion and harming mundanes instead of protecting them, they're bound to wind up in the same space together. it would be interesting if, in james' infatuation with grace, he takes up a shield behind her while she acts as her mother's blade, if he learns of the plans to raise jesse, and because of his fucked up sense of love and loyalty and the potential of a spell put on him by grace, he aids her in someway. james' wild ferocity tied down at jesse's feet by grace. peter and his shadow.

#this got so fucking long omg sorry #i have def been swept up into the tmh resurgence lol and i appreciate this ask for an excuse to listen to it while doing my laundry this am #honestly love asks like this <3 im so honored you think i'd have thoughts worth listening to #asks #the midnight heir #tmh #tsc #james herondale #jesse blackthorn #grace blackthorn #dude i barely even mentioned grace in this... what a disservice to her fr #tmh grace is so compelling

[cinna-bunnie]

i had a fun day 2 day ૮˶• ﻌ •˶ა everyone has been so nicey 2 me all day from the minute i left my house earlier ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა ♡⁠

i went to a Retreat for the first time for work earlier 0: and I did SO good for being up since 2am it didn't even feel like it 💀

it was so chill i drove like an hour away but Away from the city so there wasn't rly traffic and the mountains r so pretty 2 drive thru (❁´◡`❁) got some rain n v low clouds and since it's autumn there's all these pretty colors. i took an edible on the way n was just jammin out n enjoying the scenery among the many safe opportunities 2 look

and then at the thing we got 2 do different ice breakers n go on decently long breaks; i got 2 hang in different groups n actually Talk w a bunch of ppl which i never have time for omg. it's nice working at a legal nonprofit, i would NOT want to do this with corporate mfs !! 😹

went around n said hii to the enbies and i ran up a hill that looked a lot smaller than it was, i made it like 80% of the way before my legs were immediately like no girl we're done !! but my brain was like but it's Right There, and i struggled 2 finish the climb but I Did !! ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა and i was so so tired i do not remember ever being that winded before 💀 getting down was so much slower n worse bc my legs were Done and when i finally made it to the bottom i laid flat on my back for like 15m, and when when i made it back to sit n chill i still need like 10 more minutes akskska. i do not b exercising !! i just wanted 2 play it looked fun and i got excited (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠)

in between things i was working on my sister's choker n kept winding up w a group of ppl around me 2 talk to about it and just talk 2 in general n the company was rly nice (❁´◡`❁) ♡ had a lot of different kinda talks 2day!! everyone is a sweetie!! some ppl r so funny n chill and i rly hope 2 get 2 talk more casually w people perhaps As Friends when i go in 👉👈

there's one girl in particular who is rly cute n sweet and i want 2 see her again ૮˶• ﻌ •˶ა when I got home finally i had 2 hop on my work laptop real quick 2 look up her name again 2 make sure i didn't forget ☝️😌 we do not work at the same office but hii i am visiting next week 🐇

yippee!!!! ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა !!!

#i think i have become an introverted extrovert at some point 0: #which is rly nice bc my social anxiety was SO bad at the beginning of the year like i didn't even know where to start skskdksk #but i kinda figured it out? but it's also just being me? idk.. much 2 think. but i made good progress #i am getting a good grade in being funny and nice and talking to people !! #i want 2 kiss someone on the forehead #omg but if there's ANYONE who deserves a kiss it's this old lady who lives a few buildings down on the way to my car #where EVERY time i see her she always has something so so sweet to tell me about how i look #today she said I'm always looking fancy (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠) ♡⁠ and more but that's the main thing i remember besides the small talk #and the first time we met she asked me if i was a model fr and she's told me I'm cute and I'm just like PLEASE SKDKDKS #i can't fully tell if you're just really sweet or kinda 👀 at me but girl u r so sweet like hello do u Want a hug or a kiss ?? i love u !! #old ladies have a warmth they fill u with that just take the weight of Everything off ur shoulders n leave u feeling full n happy!! #bless old ladies fr!! literally my favorite people to interact with always i love u abuelas everywhere u r everything to me and i would do #anything for u !!!! i miss getting to help friends grandmas w stuff as a kid 🥺 it was just always great 2 talk 2 them and be close n on #good terms n stuff :3 i was the same way with their moms hehe. hi hello i want 2 help !! (⁠✿ ‚‚⌒‿⌒‚‚) #my friend is being lame and acting embarrassed but i love you please talk to me i am so so interested and think you're really #cool and funny and sweet and wise actually ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა ♡⁠ i wanna be around u if u wanna hang out #even if it's as simple as getting 2 help in the kitchen n always helping w dishes n stuff ૮˶• ﻌ •˶ა aaa ♡⁠ #omg i was late 2 the thing too and missed the breakfast and there's this sweet energetic old lady who's always like #omg u didn't get to eat? do u want this? can i get you some coffee or tea? and I'm always just like no no it's okay I'm gonna get it but #appreciate the offer and just ૮ – ﻌ–ა she is always looking out 4 me !! but she's just a sweetie like that !! #i think sharing food is a universally good way 2 make friends and it always warms my heart 2 meet ppl who r the same (❁´◡`❁) #they r always so so sweet 😭🥰 for my astrology girlies i correctly guessed that she's a taurus hehe 😼 #there's another old lady who's an office manager for one of the offices n she is so soft spoken n sweet and i wish i got 2 hug her n talk #to her more 🥺 she's so far though omg i don't get to see her in person much #n e ways i work w some really warm bubbly ppl ૮˶• ﻌ •˶ა i am a happy girlie 2day!! then im going Serious Mode again tmrw 🫡 #oo i get to setup like an Actual server for a rack w linux and it's being delivered 2 my place tomorrow 0: I'm excited abt it as a project #AND my new jewelry came in today along w some cute underwear we r starting this wk off strong !!! #there was so so much more frm 2day i am just rly stoned n thinking abt it all (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠) #if u actually read all of my ramble ily ty for letting me Talk ૮˶• ﻌ •˶ა ♡⁠

[beauregardlionett]

Beaureblogs is a FANTASTIC reblog tag

oh why thank you! it's actually the tag i use for my liveblogging of CR so i can more easily find my own posts when i try to reference them to people lol <3

#i try my best to be a little creative sometimes lmao #thank you thank you for appreciating my efforts <3 #ask #asks #cobaltsoulsearcher #<- love that username omg

[hauntingblue]

Kaido lore?!

#THE GIRL SANJI HIT HAS A RAT??? #if sanji kills the rat he is not going back... this poor woman tho.... #sanji didn't really get to dight his siblings so now he is kinda doing it lmao #sanji didn't hit her?? queen did??? omg. sanji don't lose hope.... but i want you to kinda do and succumb to the germa ajskdha #nvm he figured things out.... got the rat and everything... sanji talking to himself with the cage on... yeah..... omg zeff and luffy <3 #omg queen got yeeted.... the rat..... #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1061 #king asking zoro if he is trying to be a king implies now that as sanji beat queen he is one. now when zoro beats king???. exactly. #omg... zoro dont kill king he is too pretty to die.... zoro.... i was wondering where all the nephilim fanart came from akdjsk #this is so slay... zoro with the king of hell enma fighting an angel..... #kaido with shackles in punk hazard???? is it bc he is an 'ogre'???? #wtf.... zoro is seeing a biblically accurate angel akdjsns WAIT. did king say he isnt biologically capable of besting him. #and zoro said he doesnt like those types of excuses. because he is equaling that to what kuina said about being a woman. #please someone tell me this isnt the resolution to that. please. that is so stupid. #also wtf is zoro gonna do against that. thank god he learnt how to cut fire damn. thanks kinemon. hope izo and usopp find you soon #the music. the visuals. slay. oh :( goodbye my angel..... him thinking kaido is joyboy??? you've got it very twisted. it's kinda tragic #how his faith is misplaced and ends up defending evil and dying for it..... :( #the z on the end screen akdhaka.... now o want kaido lore. why was he im punk hazard. i mean ti be experimented on but there's gotta be more #you know whats funny. robin becoming a devil for luffy. zoro becomong king of hell for luffy. sanji just doesn't turn evil :) AHDHAJAJ #which actually could be the most dangerous maybe bc goodbye emotions xd even if the king of hell and a demon could end him #inch resting. i want more about lunarians?? and kaido now. also MORE about zoro and kuina... please that can't be it.... #did i explain here how at least in the op spanish speaking fandom there is a gag that zoro is racist?? it started with that woman from bw #he just now killed a survivor of a nearly extinct (or extinct) race xd. you can appreciate why the gag exists #episode 1063 #usopp looking for kinemon and the scene hes gonna walk into.... izo please get here soon.... #usopp calling them suicidal samurais ajdhak he will cling to life sobbing and full of snot!!! EXACTLY!!! this is actually so helpful..... #like they really are suicidal samurais... committing seppuku for anything.... izo thank god. he's gonna get the kun treatment from now on #episode 1062

[stinkyme]

YEA ITS THE VALENTINE ONE TEEHEE🤑🤑🤑

https://twitter.com/chaos5thesilly/status/1706498353062711353?t=HR_u9jUzelW-pWFgeenhpg&s=19 also here's the link to the drawing, lovin' the artist tho😲😲

WAHH I AM GLAS THAT YOU LIKE IT !! :D <3 that's such an old writing, omg :")

THANK YOU SO MUCH!! they don't state whether they allow reposts or not, so I will delete that answer just in case. I tried searching for their instagram to see if they specified, but they don't have one :/ so I will delete that answer and it's nothing personal, just for the arist. If anyone wants to see the fanart tough, they have a link now :3

#stinkyanswers #my sweet mio <3 #thank you so much for your previous ask and sending this!! i truly appreciate it :D <3 #valentine scenarios are so old......omg........but i am so happy that you like them :D

[sweetlee]

OH MYGOD MISA LETTER

#txt #ohmygod ogmeys omgomgomfomfog #i cannot write coherent thoughts rn im #km so #kfnhd #omg #cleeooooo!!!!! ur such a sweetie omfg thank you thank you thankyou!!!!!!!!! <3<3<3 #im hoarding this forever nzhsh #thank uu waaaa :(( #im.not gonna answer the actual ask because i want. tk be able to read it everytime i open my box :) #but i appreciate this and you soooo much aaagh i dont know what to say!!!!!!!! #📓

[dravidious]

Still playing Fantoccio's boss theme on repeat in my head (I managed to do a no-hit run of his fight today!) and I just realized I've never written a villain character before. Like I've had antagonists, and villainous characters in one-shots, and Gengar, but I've never made my own actual villain character. I gotta fix that some time

#original #fantoccio is just so gleeful about his villainy! #he wrote a whole song about how he's gonna turn you into a puppet and make you perform in his plays! #he's having such a good time being evil! #that's always been such an appealing personality for me #but i've never made a proper character like that #and while it's kinda neat that all 3 of my major stories don't have a main antagonist the consequence is that i don't have a villain :( #i never turn my one-shot characters into actual characters #they usually don't even get names #i don't really make characters outside of major stories #maybe i ought to #omg i accidentally tagged this “asks” by pure muscle memory #i ought to make more original posts #this is the Rambling Into The Void site after all #i honestly really appreciate that the new post editor lets you edit tags without deleting them

[steelycunt]

told myself i was going to have thee most productive summer of writing...churn out something good and big truly now that i have the time to devote to it...we are nearing the end of july and after almost a whole month i have 400 words on them feeding each other cherries and that is all

#another product of my plan to just write whatever i fancy writing until something sticks. which is going soo well im glad you asked #its so annoying! im in such a mood to write things! anything! i have. the words are coming but ive got no use for them :-/ #am reading so much again though which is lovely i missed it <3 if i cannot create things i will consume things that other people created <3 #currently reading bunny by mona awad after that im gna read that book on punk culture maybe i will get something out of that <3 #overall have been feeling weird about writing recently. maybe it will pass hopefully because i am familiar with this period between #wips where its like omg. i have No Ideas and i will never have an idea Ever Again. and im aware that im naturally a slow writer and very #much a one-idea-at-a-time and ONLY one idea sort of writer but. idk feels different this time. it is kind of bumming me out but we'll see #how it goes sometimes you just have to wait innit :-) #(ridi's) bigmouth strikes again #alfonso cuarón would appreciate the cherry feeding at least i think. if he did ootp they would feed each other from a charcuterie board #during the order meeting scenes. as would be their right

[solarcas]

HIIIIIII 🥺 big ask!! can I use your spooky pattern as a header pretty pls? imma credit you, of course!! if you give me this great honor ❣️❣️

Omg kya??? 🥺🥺 absolutely please feel free!!! Can't believe anyone would ask to use my art for that, that's so sweet of you thank you so much 💞💞

#credit would be appreciated ofc but go off <33 #also if you somehow ever get the chance to actually get that as a blanket you have my permission for that as well 🙈💕 #bc i still think "i want that as a blanket'' is by far the best most specific compliment my art will ever receive hfkdhfkfh <3 #asks #wait i dont have a tag for you yet?? a crime omg #kya tag 🌻 #there u go <3

[malhare]

Have you seen the short film Le Cochon Danseur?? It was made in 1907 and the pig costume/animatronic is really neat!

YES!! It's such a neat little film and that pig costume/animatronic was a real marvel of engineering at the time! I know it's silly, but it really agitates me to see people posting gifs of it without context just to go "OMG SO CREEPY!!1!!" The film is actually really interesting, was innovative for the time, and is a neat little time capsule

#Not even gonna post pics/gifs from it because people having that response irritates me so much lmao #Same with vintage animatronics like I understand WHY people find them creepy (they're pretty staunchly in the uncanny valley) #But it gets tiring to see the same 'OMG NIGHTMARE FUEL!11!' comments when you're genuinely interested in the artistry and history #ANYWAY YES TANGENT ASIDE I appreciate you thinking of me <3 #asks

[bluebellhairpin]

Jumping into ur askbox to ask u abt ur faves!!

💋💋💋💋💋

What do u think Erwin Smith’s favorite exercise is in a modern AU? What do you think his favorite restaurant to take u to would be? (And I mean YOU specifically Nemo >:3) What is he like when he is sleeping?

You think Arthur Morgan would prefer to get u your own horse, or share his with u so he can sit behind you nice n close? What weapon does he find you weird hottest? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Does he have any freckles, moles, or marks that u find pretty or cute or sexc on heem? 👀👀👀

(Idk anything about red dead forgive me if any of that is inaccurate)

CUDDLES FOR U 🫂🤎🤎🤎🤎

I'm not sure if Erwin has a *favourite* exercise in modern au. I feel like he would have the time to go for runs, and as an adult he keeps up the running, and plays tennis on weekends. When he was younger he did swimming is high school/college and was pretty good at it but he doesn't have the time for that anymore. Is still a strong swimmer though.

As for the restaurant, there's this pizza place (it's more fancy than u think) in Yarraville (near Melbourne) that I adore, and I think he would quite like it too. It's near a cinema so it's perfect for low-effort dates.

Amd I'm a firm believe that Erwin snores. Badly. I made a whole post about how it's the cause of Levi's insomnia and it's mine also.

I think Arthur sees that practicality having two horses between us. Faster. Easier. More room for movement. However he is guilty of really enjoying having me ride with him on his horse. He thinks he's being sneaky and getting a not really hug, but I know.

I have used both a bow and a rifle, and been quite efficient at both. For the sake of being that Arthur sees me using it more often, he does like how I look with a rifle in hand. The bow is mostly for hunting, and I do that by myself.

I know I KNOW IVE SEEN THEM that Arthur has a scar on his chin (idk what from but it's there) and i fucking love kissing it. I know I would. He's also got freckles/moles everywhere, and I love tracing them bc it send him into shivers all over.

#dere u know so much about red dead #i didnt even know u KNEW how much i liked arthur so here you go #omg thank u for asking me these im in shock a little #i love making up little fact about my blorbos #nemos thoughts #nemo answers #dear dere <3 #mutual appreciation #erwin smith #arthur morgan

[lewisvinga]

como no te voy a querer | jude bellingham x alonso! fem! reader

summary; when the princess of the paddock is dating the golden boy of real madrid but she happens to have a grid full of drivers who are very protective of her

fc; rita mota

warnings; cursing i think, suggestive comment

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03 @c-losur3

note; saw fernando at the benrabeu at the semifinals and i had to…. BUT WE’RE GOING INTO THE UCL FINALLLL!!! A POR LA 15😭🤍🤍🤍 pls don’t mind the misspelt bernabéu in one of the tweets lollll

masterlist !

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yourusername: when in spain….

tagged; judebellingham

fernandoalo_official: siempre tan linda, mija😍 [always so pretty, my daughter]

yourusername: papáaaa🥹🥹

judebellingham: wowwwww

judebellingham: well aren’t you a lovely lady 🥴

yourusername: ur fine too i guess…🙄

yourusername: jk ur very fine 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

maxverstappen1: she’s a child.

yourusername: i’m 20????🤨

charles_leclerc: a child.

username: omg her sign for el clásico 😭what a queen tbh

username: y/n 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

username: jude can u fight? 🤔🤔

carlossainz55: pq estabas en españa sola??🤔 [why were you in spain alone]

yourusername: because i’m spanish and my bf lives here?🤔

fernandoalo_official: you’re with your boyfriend alone???

yourusername: no edu is always there 🙄

camavinga: 🤗🤗

judebellingham: edu😘😘

landonorris: and why are you flirting with someone else when u have a girlfriend ….

yourusername: oh like your bromance w carlos doesn’t exist !

username: nah the drivers comments are always so funny😭😭

yourusername: oh it’s torture, can’t even appreciate my sexy bf in peace 🙄

camavinga: OUR sexy bf😘

username: CAMA OH??😭

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yourusername: i guess you could say i get my cuntiness from my dad xx

tagged; fernandoalo_official, georgerussell63, carmenmmundt, landonorris, judebellingham

location; miami 🌴

username: not her tagging jude on her lips 😭😭

username: me n who ong

fernandoalo_official: i’m cunty or whatever the hell it is you guys say

yourusername: tea 💅

username: THE CHEETAHHH PRINT😍

username: here before simp jude

judebellingham: wow.

judebellingham: just wow.

judebellingham: you are unbelievable 😍😍

yourusername: 💗💗💗💗

landonorris: STAND BACK 🤺🤺🤺

judebellingham: a lot of talking for a man who asked for my jersey🥱🥱🥱

yourusername: he got you there….

landonorris: okay fine… you win this time…

username: the alonsos are so cunty

username: PARTY NANDOOOO

username: i will never get over her n jude sawrry😖😫😖

maxverstappen1: well you better.

username: HUHHH???😀

charles_leclerc: stinky man around y/n, you’ll get over it

yourusername: you guys are sooooo…..

judebellingham: max is just mad abt el clásico score 😬😬

maxverstappen1: damn right.

carlossainz55: only time jude is tolerable 😁

yourusername: not very madridista of u carlos

judebellingham: yeah🙄🙄🙄

carlossainz55: y/n protector first sorry🫡

carmenmmundt: gorgeous gorgeous girl❤️❤️

yourusername: ily🥹

yourusername: also tell george to stop sending jude threats over instagram

georgerussell63: no.

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yourusername uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; going back home hungover 😬] [caption 2; morning 💗 judebellingham] [caption 3; date night fit 🤺] [caption 4; mi amor 🤍🤍 judebellingham]

judebellingham wow😍😍😍😍

judebellingham u single ??????

yourusername yeah:/// my bf has another bf:///

judebellingham HES MY BFF!!!!😖😖

yourusername cus why did cama see u in the showers almost naked after signing a new contract…..🤨🤨

judebellingham like you haven’t seen less🙄🙄

yourusername whyd u say that my dad saw and now’s he’s questioning me😭

yourusername he said why aren’t u preparing for the match 🙄

judebellingham ur dad is scary

judebellingham tell him the match is in 7 hours i still have chill time 🙄🙄

judebellingham DONT mention the rolling eyes emoji he is scary enough

yourusername fernando alonso??? scary??? a menace maybe,,,,🤣

yourusername good luck my love 💗 take it easy on the knee though!

judebellingham i’ll try, it’ll be a tough match:/

yourusername papa alonso said good luck too

judebellingham tell him i said tyvm😁😁😁

georgerussell63 why is he shirtless 🤨

yourusername you’re one to talk…

maxverstappen1 🤮🤮

yourusername ahhhh u madddddddd

yourusername la liga champion😛😛

maxverstappen1 i have 3 wdcs🙄🙄

yourusername and yet, real madrid won la liga!

maxverstappen1 tap in merchant 😒😒😒

yourusername ……

yourusername he scored a banger at el clasico i wouldn’t speak if i were u

maxverstappen1 😒😒😒😒

lewishamilton u should’ve been at the met 🙄

yourusername gf duties calls😞

charles_leclerc …..

charles_leclerc why is he around u naked🤔

yourusername bc he’s my bf????🤨

charles_leclerc why

yourusername bc i love him??

charles_leclerc but why

yourusername bye charles 🙄🙄🙄

charles_leclerc WHYYY

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liked by judebellingham, vinijr, and others !

yourusername: como no te voy a querer?🤍🤍 [how am i not going to love you?] congratulations on making it to the final, mi amor, te quiero mucho🤍🤍 [my love, i love you so much] and so so proud of you and the squad 🫶🫶

tagged; judebellingham, vinijr, lukamodric10

judebellingham: my lucky charm

judebellingham: i love you so much

judebellingham: te quiero 😍

yourusername: when he speaks spanish for you🥴🥴🥴

fernandoalo_official: so that’s why i can hear y/n giggling…

username: jude speaking in spanish for y/n, this is so sick

username: ME AND WHO😩😩

username: thank u y/n for blessing us w jude 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

username: can’t believe joselu scored a brace 😭

username: we gonna get a bellingol soon #trust

carlossainz55: A POR LA 15😍😍 hala madrid🤍

yourusername: now u wanna act fine w jude 🙄

carlossainz55: WHO CARES WE’RE IN THE FINAL!!!

maxverstappen1: I CARE!!! heja bvb or however it goes!!🙄🙄

oscarpiastri: you gotta respect max for keeping up the hater act icl

judebellingham: he sure hates a lot for someone who lost his win streak

maxverstappen1: hey watch it…

carlossainz55: can we get back to the fact real madrid is in the ucl final???🤍🎉🎉

judebellingham: yes😁

vinijr: Y/NNNNNNN HALA MADRIDDDDDD

yourusername: HALA MADRID NUESTO MOTM !!! [our motm/man of the match]

fernandoalo_official: good game, jude👍

judebellingham: omg thank you so much, sir! it means a lot!😊

camavinga: who are you and what did you to do my jude

aurelientchm: that’s not jude…🤣

rodrygogoes: ‘😊’

yourusername: well, he’s MY jude and he’s just scared of my dad🙄🙄

charles_leclerc: good.

landonorris: good.

lewishamilton: good.

maxverstappen1: good.

georgerussell63: good.

alex_albon: good.

judebellingham: oh! 😀

yourusername: don’t mind them🙄

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