trying to cook today. if i burn my apartment down— oh well.
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I can't seem to be able to do anything for the second or third evening in a row, I don't know if it's because I'm tired, lazy or the executive dysfunction I may or may not have, and at this point I'm too afraid to as tbh
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woke up at midnite, made rice and poured some packet butter chicken sauce on it and truly realized how much better it is when my bf makes it.
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oversalted my fish and now i wanna kms
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i dreamt that i fixed my stove somehow. woke up and my stove is still broken and not magically fixed through dream power. disappointing
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yawl ,,, hangs head ,, I messed up making pasta
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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Pickle fail(potentially)
There's this local restaurant that has these really good half sour pickles that I'm mildly obsessed with. Basically I decided to try and make some at home... Only to learn apparently there are cucumbers specifically for pickling?! That would have been great to know in the recipe, since I used normal cucumbers. We'll see how they turn out in three days. The worst part is my cousin literally OWNS the franchise and I could've just asked him.
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“why does the fandom portray Aziraphale as such an idiot when he is canonically intelligent”
today a colleague with an engineering phd had a wasp get in his car and drove around with his door open until it flew out and only realized like 10 minutes later he could have rolled down the windows, next question
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For the past days I've been gathering references for like 10 different art pieces but I've started none of them
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