#i don’t even need to caption this

[merukins]

#i don’t even need to caption this #i wasted so much tofu #htf are you supposed to build this such bs #merukins #doodles #Pokémon #scarlet #violet #Pokémon scarlet #Pokémon violet #picnic #meme #gameplay

[heliianth]

blah

#i need to learn how to make captions again i feel like most of mine are so lazy LMFAOOO #tbh i feel like it’s appropriate considering i don’t even edit out the ui #sth #heliiart

[leopardom]

#i don’t even need to caption it #joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #le shitpost

[c0tt0n-c4ndy05]

Domestic huskerdust save me…. Save me domestic huskerdust…… please….

#huskerdust #hazbin hotel #angel dust #husk #angel x husk #I don’t even know how to caption this #I just need them to be cute together #mutually caring for each other #they took over every waking thought of mine

[spiderversegf]

#i don’t think this even needs a caption #🪲 #i love being bisexual

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

#I don’t even have a caption I just needed everyone to see this again #cant believe bones kept this from me I’ll never recover #bsd #bungo stray dogs #sskk #shin soukoku

[superbeans89]

#current events #alexei navalny #russian politics #I don’t even need to caption do I? #bro got epsteined

[winterchimez]

#the boyz #tbz #lee sangyeon #the loml right there ❤️ #no caption needed because. #i am mentally and physically not doing well. #the power he holds. #i am typing from my grave thank you for asking. #don’t even get me started on the first pic

[sillycatsilly]

#chuck e cheese #cec #i don’t even need to put a caption here actually #avenger chuck #silliness

[bread-of-death]

Oh my god I might get to take my friend on a date EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

#that’s a good eek lol #I won’t even really have romantic feelings towards her lol #and as far as I’m aware she feels the same way towards me #but we joke about having sex/going on a date a lot #and she was like ‘I’m free Sunday’ and I went 👀 #she also posts a lot on Snapchat complaining about people just wanting her for sex/not treating her well #& also posts TikTok’s of guys giving their girlfriends princess treatment and captioning it with stuff like ‘need someone like this fr’ #so like— I dunno- it’s a little silly- but I kinda wanna do that for her I dunno #I’m kinda already planning some things out 👉👈 #and like I said!!! I don’t even have romantic feelings for her (have literally talked to her about a crush I have lol) #but I dunno- I guess I just wanna show her that it’s not impossible to find someone who *will* do those things and *will* treat her the way- #-she wants & deserves to be treated #I think mostly I want her to know she doesn’t need to lower her standards- *shouldn’t* lower her standards #just because a few shitty people refuse to meet them #(the reason I’m so deadset on doing this might have something to do with me lowering my already very low standards for people who absolutel- #-absolutely did not deserve it in the past) #like honestly some of the stuff was as simple as getting her flowers/opening the car door for her #easy shit. (obv I’m doing more than that lol) #but you get the idea

[nathanielhsewell]

Who is vanessa face claim?

her name is brooke flecca!! most of her content is found over on her ig @/bdgrlbklyn and she’s SUCH a perfect fit for vanessa like it’s insane :

#down to her captions i don’t even need to make an edit for vanessa’s ig page she’s literally her #i mean i will….. but yk #oc: vanessa moore #asks

[tabslabs]

Almost done with my Wakfu rewatch so I went to pull up Dofus since I plan on watching it next… they took down all the eps with subs and put them all back up without any subs… not English not French just no subs. AUGH

They have autogenerated captions but with all their little fantasy names that’s clearly not going to work well.

#honestly I can do it but I’m gonna get fatigued after a few eps if I don’t even have French subs #so I’ll need to take more breaks #legitimately I kinda would’ve preferred to watch wakfu with French subs cause I could’ve understood #most of it and the English subs on Netflix are clearly the dub closed captions and are not reflective of what’s actually being said #legitimately was watching an ep today where someone said something along the lines of ‘a true hero never rests’ and the subs were like #‘no rest for the wicked’ #also times where ppl are talking that don’t get any subs or subs when nobody is talking #but hey who needs French subs for the French show there’s Spanish and English subs! #oh god speaking of the Smurfs 2021 are even worse (also on Netflix) #you can watch the show in French #and have French subs #but they’re the French translation of the English dub #for NO reason #literally what purpose #I have watched this show in French with French closed captions they exist #why did you need a whole separate translation of the show

[cobrakatharsis]

bloodsport by raleigh ritchie as a lawrusso song from johnny’s pov [literally lying dead on the floor]

#full credit to purty-pumpkin for using it as a caption for her art #and making this link in my brain light up and inflict fatal damage #ALSO THE ‘maybe i’m just being selfish’ LINE #it’s about the perceived selfishness and violence of his love #expressing it in violence channeled into protectiveness because that’s all he understands #and he believes at his core that he was made a monster by his teachings and the violence instilled in him so stopping isn’t even an option #perceiving his love as a failure ‘fall short’ as overstepping his bounds as kreese’s soldier ‘break rank’ #’i am all yours i am unmanned i’m on all fours willingly damned’ it’s about the SUBMISSION #and what that means when he’s putting himself on his knees in front of daniel. half his size and scrappy and Kind #the assumption that the relationship is not equal but he doesn’t Care if the feelings aren’t returned so long as he can be useful #‘don’t fight me now ‘cause you might need me later’

[live-from-new-york-its]

honor among thieves was an incredible movie and I will be paying to see it again in theaters, as a tribute to my love for john francis daley

#holy shit Michelle Rodriguez is amazing in this #I highly recommend it #and if you can find a closed caption version- pick that #it was pretty hard to understand some of the details without the background knowledge of being a veteran player #but still #I loved it #Chris pine is categorically gorgeous #and Justice smith is amazing #and Hugh Grant is… a lot #in a good way #you don’t even need to be a dnd fan or player or anything #it stands pretty well on its own #but it doesn’t dumb it down or ignore world building imo #dungeons and dragons #honor among thieves #dnd movie

[crossbackpoke-check]

bring a friend home today! adopt, don’t shop 🐶@metroitdetroitanimals 6.28.2022

#vladislav namestnikov #dallas stars #be the red wings content you want to see in the world i guess #absolutely devastated by these thanks. it’s been like a week and i’m finally able to post this because i had such an unreasonable reaction 😭 #we don’t need to talk about the fact that i liked this it’s fine just ignore it & instead we can not talk abt how i went 🥹🥹 vladdy came home #realized. that i typed be the ‘red wings’ content you want to see right when i needed to type the tags & move them so they show up &. he’s. #i was trying to be clever with the caption but my entire brain just kept wailing ‘BRING HIM HOMEEEEEEE’ but actually now that i look w/ the #draft coming up… adopt don’t shop bring vladdy home we can buy a new little defenseman at the store we already have centers at the shelter #all of the terrible articles i have been reading that are like ‘why the red wings should acquire claude giroux’ and i’m like actually yeah #we can adopt that one guys!! adopt don’t shop!!! also should mention i was reading an article about what free agents yzerman should sign & #it wasn’t even about vladdy for the main one but it was some dude & at the bottom of each profile they had like ‘other options’ and for one #of them one of the other options was just ‘vladislav namestnikov’ & i did screenshot it & highlight it & cry bc i love him & i still forget #that vladdy isn’t a red wing anymore. like my brain simply REFUSES to acknowledge it every time it hits me all over again he’s in dallas now #dallas stop taking the men i love & ruining my narratives i want you to put them back #detroit ride or die forever & always #vladdy with DOGSSSS have y’all SEEN his little frenchie he and fabs are frenchie besties please you need to bring them back together #just like how aspen & millie are girlfriends & if you won’t bring moe back for the team’s sake do it for the dogs like what about ellie???? #vladdy coming back to support the charity he picked back when he was still a wing makes me (oozing pile of tears in the middle of the marsh) #vibes of pk STILL being one of the biggest supporters of the montreal children’s hospital except it’s not little kids it’s an animal shelter #to explain to you the extent that i have not stopped thinking about this post the other day when i was at work i was thinking about how mtl #did like a ‘tourists in mtl’ thing & was like okay but i want them to take the mojoe show around to show people detroit but then i went wait #do you remember connor’s farm workout like what hockeys do i want to see on a farm & i immediately went ‘VLADDY’ like can’t you just see it #he would just be absolutely delighted to be on a farm & he’d be so excited to see all the animals & i want them all to take a trip to belle #isle & go to the aquarium & the conservancy & i just think that vladdy would love hanging out w/goats & then i had to go ‘hE’S nOt On ThE-’ #what i’m saying is: detroit bring vladdy home so that i can see him hang out with cool animals. i want to take vladdy to the zoo #he seems really nice & he would sit at one enclosure with me for four hours & we would just watch them chill out & he should come home pls

[samuraisharkie]

did I SERIOUSLY get called an “absolute walnut” from a tumblr checkmark blog. AIEJGKWJGKDNGM. if I saw sainamoonshine irl I would maul their ableist condescending ass within an inch of their life. not worth it to fight with them bc they clearly don’t care about anyone else’s perspective but jesus fucking CHRIST what a piss poor refutation of me calling them ableist. And in three paragraphs no less!

#I knew it was going to be bad when that serious reply started with action asterisks LMAO #deliberately misinterpreting what I meant by ‘alt text is not for jokes’ too. bitch you KNOW I didn’t mean it that way. die #sainamoonshine is having an absolute TANTRUM that people wanted. a full ID?? #and someone asked for one more than once???? and then you just unload on someone literally just asking for full ID. #their defense isn’t even good 💀 it didn't NEED to be explained it was just for me I didn't think people would want all the WiNdoW dReSsiNg' #what so only people who can see the image without accessibility readers can get the full context?? #so the ppl relying on screen readers don’t get to see the behavior you’re talking about in your caption?? that’s just for the 20/20s?? #the condescending pedantic ass way they did that. I KNOW I shouldn’t reply further but ohhh boy do I want to lol #the violence in my chest when ppl are so rudely and proudly ableist all while thinking they’re not. I think Id genuinely scar them for life #the other reason I’m not gonna do this is because catgirlcowboy was just asking for a fucking ID not tumblr drama #and I KNOW they’d get caught up in it #blogs like that love to make their messes as big and loud as possible #speaking of which I am so sorry an ugly ass double checkmark blog acted out at you for wanting accessibility catgirlcowboy. holy fuck #also I’m never blocking a motherfucker who clearly doesn’t like me but is asking ME to block them lmao #why don’t you do it you little spineless cunt?? no?? won’t do it?? can’t muster up the courage?? too bad then! #I’ll just filter their name out and never actively block them LMAO