I am standing in front of a large whiteboard. Striding confidently, I reach the electric pencil sharpener and insert my tongue to an excited whir. Task concluded it releases my mangled and bloody, but pointy, flesh pen. Struggling to stay conscious, I scrawl my message face first until it the masterpiece is finished: I Eat Ass. "'Ank, 'ou 'or 'oming 'oo 'y 'ed 'alk", I manage to croak out before I am crushed to death by an uncalled for tsunami of volunteers.