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lilislegacy · 3 months
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everybody loves percy
someone just asked me about my earlier post: why would percy be crowd surfing? people only put in the effort to hold up a celebrity or a rockstar
why you ask?
the long answer:
because everybody loves percy. no i don’t mean that literally. of course his enemies hate him. but like… come on! it’s percy! everybody loves percy! he’s hilarious! he’s a goofball. he could win the olympics in the sarcasm section. he has the biggest heart in the whole world. he’s such a blast to be around. he’s fun and nice and constantly dropping comments that make people laugh so hard that they cry and pee their pants a little. he’s just that guy. he’s awesome. he’s the actual best.
everybody loves percy
he’s the umtimate hero. especially at camp half blood. everyone who went to camp with him adores him, and everyone who came to camp after he left hears his name everywhere they go. he’s a legend there. he’s a renowned warrior and sword fighter. he went on multiple successful quests. there were TWO great prophecies about him. he was offered and turned down godhood. he led the greeks into battle numerous times and came out victorious every time. he’s their leader. their soul. he’s the heart of the greeks. alongside annabeth chase, the man fell into tartarus and walked out through the doors of death. the son of poseidon is a greek hero.
all the romans at camp jupiter have such a high respect for him. i mean he was only actually there for like a total of 2-3 days, casually interacted with 2 major gods, successfully led a high-stake quest, saved the whole camp, and was raised on a shield and made praetor - the highest of honors. even after he gave up his position, he is still good friends with reyna, their long standing praetor, and bffs with frank, their new praetor. in fact, percy is franks hero. frank looks up to percy. so even if a roman didn’t witness percy save the camp and become praetor, you think they wouldn’t think incredibly highly of him after seeing how much of a deep respect both their current praetors hold for the former preator? plus everyone knows the stories. the son of neptune is a roman hero
loyalty for percy runs deep at both camps.
then there are the people who have no idea who he is. strangers. teenagers. college kids. but even then, everybody loves percy. he walks into a room, is immediately accepting and kind towards everyone, and starts saying the funniest damn things anyone’s ever heard. he’s a ton of fun. always playful and joking around. plus, he’s just a cool guy. even if you don’t know how awesome he is in the world of the gods, he’s a tall handsome dude with the absolute best smile. not to mention he has a lot of cool skills. he skates, he rides horses, he can ride a motorcycle (albeit illegally), im gonna take a guess and say he’s become quite a talented surfer since moving to california, etc. girls all have huge crushes on him and guys all think he’s the most chill dude ever. he’s the guy who walks into a party, makes friends with the dj, the bartender, and everyone he talks to. hes just that guy.
the short answer:
it doesn’t matter if you’re a greek, a roman, or a typical mortal. percy jackson is always the coolest guy in the room. whether you’ve known him for years and fought alongside him in battle, or if you met him 10 minutes ago when he gave you a big smile and said something that made you throw your head back laughing,
everybody loves percy.
so yeah, if percy jackson jumps (or is pushed) onto a crowd to crowd surf, every single person is happily holding up him
the previous post, if anyone if confused ⬇️
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patchyourbrokenwings · 3 months
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I think it is already clear but to make it extra clear, I will not support the usa super capitalistic ignorance idiotic bowl this weekend. Just because Taylor Swift is gonna be there for once, doesn't change anything or make this overhyped event suddenly interesting. It is ignorance with a golden bow to make the american dream look good again and to boost their fragile egos, presented to you on a silver platter as "harmless entertainment" or "its just sports" and you are eating it up. You actually believe this is in the best interest of the world :/
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nicatnite88 · 4 months
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I just have a few things to say.
You have me (and the rest of us) blocked, but clearly you're still stalking our pages bc you're still ranting about us. I didn't even notice when you blocked me, despite the fact that I WAS following you. I like some of your hairs. I knew nothing about you personally, but your reactions and carefully cropped screenshots tell me everything I need to know. I use your cc because my PC can handle it, but your polycount is (was? I haven't kept up with the latest) insane.
You asking for cc was relevant because you threw a hissy fit when someone made a tiny edit to one of your hairs and shared it PRIVATELY.
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But really, my absolute biggest issue with you is that you mock people for things that are beyond their control - and you and some of the people you associate with seem to use "kys" liberally.
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hyusolk · 1 year
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dk why there's another dingbat telling me to go to hell for reading lookism 💀 i hope one day you find peace and happiness, because it's pretty sad seeing how absolutely miserable you are to always come back and take actual time out of your day to bash on people you don't even know
telling us we have no life when you are the one who obviously doesn't.. there are more ongoing problems in the world rather than a fandom of people trying to enjoy something. go donate to charity or try to earn your parents love and affection
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ghostdata · 7 months
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Shinigami-thighs is nothing more than a miserable sack of discarded body parts that her mother sadly failed to abort. She has her own anon off and that's why her friends are getting harassed but she doesn't care, as long as she is safe from harassment that's what only matters to her meanwhile her friends are dealing from her actions and she sits there on her couch and watches her friends face drama. Calling her ignorant would be an understatement - the amount of sheer stupidity oozing from her could fill the Grand Canyon. She is a walking cheap street skank that should have never been born but it won't change who she is: a loser who couldn't even save her own mother. Shinigami-thighs should have been flushed down the toilet the moment she was born.
pls seek medical attention i’ll pray for you 🙏
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eldritch-spouse · 2 years
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I searched "eldritch spouse" because I was looking for that one cute post of the nonbinary cosmic entity x "cultist" who's actually just some guy getting married. How did I even get here?-
(Not that I'm complaining 👀)
Hi hi hi, new captive! :]
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sowhatnotcreative · 2 years
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So let me get this straight... you despise men, but you still want to fuck them? You’re a hypocrite. You do realize the disturbing implications of that? You complain about men hating women and using them for sex to dominate them or whatever— then what the fuck are you doing? From one woman to another: you are deranged.
Oh because men fuck women because they love them?
How come a woman doing what a man is doing only with LESS hate (I would never want to rape a man) it's considered deranged, but men who literally wish to enslave, rape and beat us getting wives and fucking women is considered normal? From one woman to another, quit simping for the sex who doesn't see you as a human. It's emberassing for all of us.
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whoamikiding15 · 1 year
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as soon as the match ends the stream chat is filled with islamophobic jokes, friggin hate glory hunter normie fans
i don't even have it in me to be surprised anymore. go for it freaks. this world is a test for us anyway. We'll deal like we always have.
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s-i-n-i-s-i-n · 10 months
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Dudes, my american people.
You are living in literal HELL.
What the actual fuck.
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thisiskatsblog · 2 years
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Wait. So you unlarrie because you are done with Louis and Harry using larries for their money via larrybaiting? You wouldn't be the first one. Others kept whining and whining until they got tired of being used and deactivated like Lorna did. Others keep whining like Amy and Gina do yet keep spening thousands of dollars on every new bunch of merch. Will you stay or leave like Lorna? Do you even have the force of will to quit throwing thousands of dollars on people who use you?
You are a hateful excuse for a human being
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catmask · 10 months
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its true that romance amd friendship will not solve everything but. objectively speaking its very hard to get sad when you can say 'lets go get cake tomorrow okay' and someone will go get cake with you. like there is some good at least. you know
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soranker · 6 months
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