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futilefangirl · 6 months

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Hello! I just saw your post asking other Ryan Gosling fans about their thoughts on his movies. It was a few months ago so I don’t know if you’re still interested; if not, please don’t waste your time on this, but if you are, this is my favorite, least favorite(s), and unpopular gem.

Favorite: La La Land. I CANNOT with how good this movie is, and I usually HATE musicals and romances. Put those two things together and you get…a super freakin good movie that made me cry and listen to the soundtrack no less than thirty times??? I’m sure you’ve heard other people sing it’s praises before, but genuinely, this movie is a work of art.

Least Favorite(s): for this one, it’s complicated because I have two - one that was so unbelievably boring that I had to quit after thirty minutes, and one that has a few redeeming qualities but a horrible message. Let’s start with the boring one:

Song to Song - there was so much overlapping narration it was like a documentary of some obscure history figure nobody cares about rather than a movie. People were doing the Devil’s Tango at random intervals and I don’t know why.

Crazy Stupid Love: okay so I know this one is on the more popular side, so if you or anyone else reading this disagrees, I kinda get it and please don’t attack me. The redeeming qualities are as followed: at some points, it’s really funny. Put Ryan Gosling and the guy from the office together and you’re gonna have good humor. Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling do it again! While I don’t like their relationship as much as their one in La La Land, it’s still pretty nice. Okay, now into the main reason I don’t like it: the romance message is that if you try, embarrass, and harass the person you love enough, they will eventually love you back. No.

My Unpopular Favorite: Stay (2005). Good Lord do I love this movie, and I get why some people don’t like it, but I do. It has heavy suicidal themes, so watch out, and is confusing at times, but it deals with emotions so well and the transitions between scenes are creative and smooth as crap. Ending is super sad too, like, a characters last words haunt me to this day.

Honorable mentions are: Remember the Titans (RG had a minor role but it handles racial issues perfectly and is also the best football movie ever, and that’s not controversial), Barbie (introduced me to Goose, so forever thankful), and The Nice Guys (Goose NEEDS to do more comedy films because he [and costar Russel Crowe] are absolutely hilarious in this).

Thanks for listening to me rant!

Thanks for sharing!! but im sorry did you say barbie introduced you to ryan???????????????????????? i didnt know this could be a thing, still i am very happy for you and you seem to have been catching up quite quickly! i re-watched crazy stupid love recently and actually got quite a kick out of it, but people could say the same about noah and allies relationship in notebook and i will simply not be hearing any of that The Notebook was my introduction to his work and let me tell you it certainly changed my life aha i couldnt imagine my teenage years without him, johnny, leo or emile hirsch

i really think movies just hit differently at different times in our lives for different reasons, if i was originally dissapointed by any of his work i would just not give it another shot but its been years and years since ive seen some of them and am certainly ready to re watch

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theclo4ked1 · 7 months

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(The post I wanted to put is most likely far too long for Tumblr, a mircoblogging website-- what? who said, what a dick! Anyways, here's a condensed version, as best as i can, of that post. there are spoilers below, so play the complete game before reading.)

the final horizion update was finally released last night at about 20.10pm (it was late, it left players confused on wtf was taking so long), and i almost fell asleep playing, again, but thats not the point. i use the nintendo switch to play Sonic Frontiers, and i have 110+ hrs of game time, and my save file had 75+ hrs on it. we've been hungry, "hangry" even, but i assure you, we shall all feast such a divine one. except for me, i wont be fully enjoying it yet. my plates in the fridge marked "plz dont eat :3" back in february when i finally got the game, for $50 lol, i remember spending the whole month on this game, hours spent every night i played, being one of the lucky ones, veterans now, who've waited through the year, hungering, yearning for the next updates to come for. lemme tell you, the Sonic Team "grill masters" (- someone on twitter, 2023) cooked, and that moment when the update finished installing, and i saw that glorious "Another Story has opened up on Ouranos" booting up the game was an exhilarating feeling. it was weird that Another Story was a proper noun. i didnt know what to expect, but I was excited anyway to see where I would go from there. unfortunately, the mystery and wonder was kinda removed due to the prior knowledge of Tails, Knux, and Amy (my girl returneth!) being playable again, the final boss changing, and now something huge is happening with Ouranos, which is the access point to the Another Story portion of the game via a giant ring (they bought the warp ring back!) however, before entering the ring, the game prompts you with a long warning message that game progress will be halted, and recommends completing the game first before returning here as it uses your current save slot. the way i see it, the AS acts like a parallel universe; the game's timeline splits after Rhea. the normal timeline is Sonic going about collecting the emeralds again, and eventually fighting Supreme and The End (ive never heard Vandalize in-game before cuz ive only played on hard mode, a small price to pay for being a chad gamer). this new timeline, the AS, is where after teleporting to Ouranos, Sage pulls a godtier move and is like "ayo lemme pull this godtier move real quick" and frees Sonic's friends, though still in their mid-dimensional forms, so they can collect the Chaos Emeralds (which are in different places than the vaults of the prime timeline). there are also more towers that just appeared on Ouranos, so my first thought was "oh my god they recombined Kronos, Rhea, and Ouranos, so thats why the towers are here", but no, it's apparently reserved for something relating to the four Titans; "memorials" as Sage put it in the release trailer. my reaction is still mixed on this, but i understand why they made a split like this; to keep the old and merge the new without changing much. i thought they would completely change the last fifth of the game to just be the AS portion, but no, it's just... Another Story. another book to read after this one that details specific and canon events that arent told in the first material. i played until i got to Knuckles' first time around the island. here the game mentions that you'll be able to swap characters later which im hoping this function is relegated to the dpad. its right there, four buttons, four characters, they couldn't have missed an opportunity as such. playing as Tails will be lit, but somethings that bothered me were

Amy jumps like shes in Cyberspace so turning is fucked, and

the controls for input feel slightly delayed; Amy's Card Attack combo is the weirdest thing because to execute the third attack, the spin, youre required to press your attack button consecutively AND in a consistent three beat tempo.

i was stuck trying to figure this out. a button pressed counts as the button comes upwards, after being pushed down, to make a click sound (for my gamecube pro-controller which was what i used during my time through the game). it requires a "full A press", not a half. Sonic, in the last update and the short time I played as him before Another Story, didnt have these problems. update 10/1/23: spoiler alert, i made the executive decision to can my save data ("dad-uh") just so i could start again. its an extreme compared to, yknow, just starting a new save SLOT, but i wanted just ONE save slot, and only one. im ocd like that, but im not diagnosed. its a joke. im sure, until a doctor says something that it. btw i started fresh. im about two hours in and Sonic still controls just fine imo the Cyberspace jumping makes some sort of sense because Amy is still between dimensions. still sucks to control though. the input delay i will not understand and im not sure they'll go back and fix this any time soon. so that just leaves me: only able have to eat the scraps and leftovers and cant eat with everyone else who finished this portion the day of. an exaggeration probably, but people have told me "oh yeah i finished that game in a day", the base game, casually. look.

kronos island time of completion (b4 moving on to ares), 7:58:54 ares island time of completion (b4 moving on to chaos), 20:00:28 chaos island time of completion (b4 moving on), 36:15:54 rhea island time of completion, 37:00:26 ouranos island/end time of completion, 48:50:33

my intrinsic explorative gameplay style caused what was about ~20hrs for most other people to be almost 50hrs for me my first time, again spread through a month. the game was said to be 20-60hrs so i guess they were right, but if this new game section takes ~3hrs, it would take me 10-20. more accurately im a completionist type of guy. when i wasnt in Cyberspace i was going around the islands solving puzzles, fighting Guardians, experiencing Starfalls (Starfall+ goes WAY too hard, btw whats with all the + signs, there are new guardians, i saw a Spider+ which is white coloured and shot lots of missiles at me) so i could go fishing with my man Big, which also bumped up my game time, and finding Koco around the map which were probably the biggest contributor why I capped my adventure at 48 hours.

(^ my intrinsic explorative gameplay style likely caused by who else?) they werent necessary for 100%, even Update 2 doesnt list them as needed but i went for as many as i could just because i wanted to. as for my time in post-game, it was spent fishing, rerunning Cyberspace stages, particularly 4-2, finding Koco in places i missed when I thought id been everywhere (and i mean EVERYwhere). all other time was just spent running and rolling by the time Update 2 came out. im a bit bummed that i lost my first ever save. i wont be able to look back and show people "this was the file i sank all my time and love into because i only played through the game once and never looked back", but going through again is both refreshing and will be unsurprising since i will know the events. it wont be like majoras mask not playing for eight years. its like kid icarus uprising, where I never knew what was happening next, and i would send my friend who loaned me the game accurate memes relating to the chapter i just finished (big surprise, chapter 6 is my most played chapter). i was all like "wooooah, that happened and oooooh" thankfully, i still have my scrapbook, i.e. the photos and videos i took via the switch's capture button, stringing together my first moments ("you. leave. immediately." - Sage) to the end ("so... that was fun!" - Sonic). i should compile them into video form. maybe this will be good. God knows im far too late and cant recover anything, so heres to a clean slate to new Frontiers.

(also you still cant manually delete saves. i tweeted to the game director Morio Kishimoto about it, hoping something that i said could change something i want to be better)

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic frontiers #rip my beloved past save data

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blxetsi · 3 years

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I was curious if you’d be up for headcanon of adopting Gabi Braun, or what it’s like being her older sibling?

If not maybe just Pieck relationship headcanons

Please and thank you

im so sorry im getting to this so late 😭🤚 ty for requesting ‼️

‼️CONTENT WARNING: SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4 AND CHAPTER 139‼️

adopting gabi braun headcanons (canonverse)

characters: gf!sasha braus x gn!reader, platonic!gabi braun x gn!reader, fatherly!levi ackerman x gn!reader, platonic!falco grice x gn!reader

warnings: death, angst, hatred for kids (fuck them kids‼️), peepaw levi 😁👍

- uhhhhhh,, your relationship w gabi had a very rocky start. Lol !

- it all started when your friend eren jaeger decided to run away to infiltrate marley causing the survey corps to go get him just as a war was declared between your countries, and then two kids snuck onto the airship you were using to escape and shot your girlfriend. and she died. Lol !

- you had a lot of hatred for gabi in the beginning, and it was understandable

- you blamed her for shooting sasha, but you also blamed yourself for not being able to save her.

- you were a trained medic, you were supposed to save people, and yet you couldnt even save the woman you loved. it was like a slap in the face, like god was playing some cruel joke on you

- you remember sitting against the wall with sasha's blood staining your hands. you could barely process what happened at the time, and then levi came

- he sat next to you, taking a handkerchief out of nowhere seemingly, and just wordlessly wiped your hands down.

- your relationship with the older man was never defined, even today, but you both cared for each other

- the next time you saw gabi, was in that restaurant, niccolo had attacked gabi and falco, injuring them both, and said she killed sasha

- your blood went cold, you felt so many things, the grief you had pushed down in favour of your job, anger, fear, among other things

- niccolo had said there needed to be justice, he said that gabi should die for what she did, he tried to get sasha's father to kill her, and all you did was stand there.

- your body went on autopilot, barely listening to mr. braus' speech, you watched as kaya pointed a knife at gabi, and you listened to her wails of agony as you blindly led mikasa, armin, and gabi to a different room

- you were scared of yourself, for what you were thinking. did you really want a kid to die ? she did kill your girlfriend, the woman you wanted to spend the rest of your life with, the woman that shared her food with you, the woman that held you when you got scared at night, the woman that promised you that after the war you two would live on a farm together, and have a family of your own.

- but she was still a child. she didnt know any better. you were conflicted in your feelings, especially after hearing what niccolo had said, but it all just emphasized what was already known to you. she was a child

- your blood was pounding in your ears, and you could faintly hear gabi asking your comrades if they wanted to kill her. when armin reassured her they didnt, she looked to you and asked "what about them ?"

- you didnt answer her, and continued to lead them down where eren would be meeting you all. you were supposed to drop them off, but eren made you stay, and then a fight broke out

- you dont remember when you did it, but you held gabi in your arms, shielding her from the fight. you think you needed to be held more than she did

- things got more complicated after that, and slowly the hatred you had for sasha's killer went away, until all you had left was a hole in your chest from guilt and sadness.

- at fort salta, you thought you were going to die there, next to your friends. you thought you'd become a mindless titan, like connie's family

- but you didnt, well you did, but only for a short time, and when you turned back, you reunited with your friends

- looking around for gabi, you saw her tackle falco into a hug, which made you smile

- "y/n !" jean called, you remember looking behind you in confusion, he sounded distressed, but you understood why when you saw sasha saluting the three of you

- you felt your legs move on your own, and you ran closer to her, before stopping about a meter away. she was dead, you knew she was dead, but she was there, wearing that goofy smile on her face and looking at you as if you'd hung the stars in the sky

- she looked at you. "you did good." hearing her voice felt like a dream. your mouth felt dry, and your jaw opened and closed like a fish before you felt tears sting your eyes. "i love you."

- she nodded, before looking at the sky. "i know." she replied. sasha looked back at you before giving you a soft smile. "you know what to do now." before she disappeared in the debris

- you knew what to do, so you did it

- you found levi sitting against a rock, and when you leaned down next to him he muttered something. "i saw erwin again. and hange. all of them." you nodded. "i saw sasha." he looked at you, and gave you the closest thing to a smile. "i guess we're both at peace now."

*****

- three years later, you've become a school teacher in paradis, teaching young children how to read, to write, and basic math. you teach them about art and music, and nature. its nice being surrounded by children all day, kids are lovely.

- you live with gabi, falco and levi, in a small house inside wall sina. levi's legs have gotten weaker with time, causing him to use a wheelchair and crutches. he's given up on his dream of a tea shop, but is content with the life he has now.

- gabi and falco have gotten more rowdy with age, but they've both matured quite a bit. they make you proud

- you send letters to sasha's family. kaya is growing up, and has taken over archery just like her sister. niccolo is living with them now.

- you'll never be able to let go of sasha, or what happened to her, but the pain in your chest has dulled immensely. you think about her sometimes, when youre in bed alone, wanting to feel the warmth of her body in your arms, you know you should move on, you get teased about not having a new girlfriend, even levi has made comments about there being "plenty of fish in the sea"

it was a late night, on a friday. you were grading spelling tests at the dining room table, one lone candle being your source of light. your pen moves swiftly across the different pieces of paper, adding check marks or x marks when needed, adding a note at the bottom of each test, before adding a smiley face on all of your students' hard work. it was tedious, but it needed to be done, and you had to remember to bring them in on monday, you couldn't forget like last time.

you heard footsteps coming down the stairs. they were soft, and slow, and at first you thought it was levi but realized it couldn't be since you couldn't hear the soft tapping of his crutches on the stairs. they came down to the bottom and stood there, it was gabi, dressed in a light pink nightgown that came down to her knees, and her disheveled hair in the braid you did for her before bed.

you pushed your reading glasses to the top of your head. "what are you doing up ? it's late."

she shrugged, and walked over to sit across from you at the table. gabi grabbed the stack of papers that you already graded and shuffled through them, giggling when she found a misspelling.

you rolled her eyes. "don't laugh, they're six."

she shook her head. "i was spelling ten times better than this when i was their age."

"uh huh."

"are you calling my bluff ?"

you chuckled. "maybe. you should be in bed though."

"why ? it's not like we have school tomorrow."

you shrugged. "i was thinking we could go on a picnic outside the walls. it gets stuffy in here."

she nodded. "that would be fun."

the silence came back for a while, until you finished grading and set your papers aside.

"you know, i hear you sometimes." she whispered.

you looked at the brunette in confusion. "how do you mean ?"

"when your in bed, sometimes you cry."

you scoffed, and leaned back in your chair. "yeah well, i try to muffle it."

"i don't think ive ever apologized to you," she started. her eyes welled up with tears and her hands shook on the table. her cheeks and nose became pink as she held herself back from crying. "i know i feel bad, and i regret killing her but, i've never actually apologized to you for-"

"don't." you said. you kept your eyes on your lap, you felt your throat growing tight. "please gabi, don't say anything."

"i need to apologize-"

"you don't. you killed her. she's dead, the war is over. it's done. just let it go." you said, your voice wavering.

"have you let it go ?"

your head shot up to her. "i lost the woman i was going to spend the rest of my life with. she promised me a safe home, a farm, and a family. and she promised we'd grow old together. and that didn't happen. i grew up with her, i've known her since i was twelve, we started dating when i was sixteen. of course i haven't let it go, gabi."

gabi looked shocked by your outburst, but nodded. she understood how you felt, and she felt so guilty. "you don't forgive me do you ? i get it, i really do. i'm sorry."

you shook your head. "gabi no, i do. i do forgive you. i just, i can't forget it." you whimpered, tears started streaming down your face and you choked back a sob. "i loved her with all of my heart, i still do, but i don't hate you-"

gabi rolled her eyes, tears coming out uncontrollably now. "you should. i killed her, i ruined your chance of a happy life ! she was your family and i-"

"gabi no !" you exclaimed, cutting her off. at this point you both looked like a mess, and you were worried you woke up the boys. you grabbed her shaking hands in your own and held them to you. "you are my family. you are. so is falco, and so is levi. i forgive you, and i love you with all of my heart." you said, a sad smile on your face. her eyes widened at your words, before she started sobbing.

you got up from the table to come to her side, and held her in your arms as she cried. her arms wrapped around your shoulders while she dug her head into your neck, tickling you with her hair.

you rubbed her back and cradled her head while shushing her. she sobbed out a muffled "i love you so much y/n." that you chuckled at.

"i love you too so much." you whispered back.

it took a long time for gabi to calm down, but when she did you still held her, rocking her and yourself back and forth slightly. you two moved from the chairs down to the floor, funny enough.

you kissed the top of her head before talking, the only noise in the room being your whispers, her sniffles and the living room clock. "you know reiner's coming home soon. are you excited ?" she nodded against your skin and sniffled again, clearing her throat too.

"i hope he brings me a gift or something." she whispered back, her voice hoarse. it made you laugh, and you had to cover your mouth to keep quiet.

"they're going to shiganshina district for a couple of days, to visit mikasa and eren, and then mikasa will come with them to the capital."

"do you miss her ?" she asked.

"so much. i miss all of them, but mikasa is a close friend of mine, she holds a special place in my heart."

"do you think you and levi will go to the meetings between the marley ambassadors and the jaegerists ?" she asked.

"maybe, if they feel as though they really need us."

you sighed through your nose, which was a bit stuffy from crying. "after we turned back into humans, i saw sasha again."

gabi lifted her head up from where it was resting on your shoulder. "what ?"

"yeah, i saw her ghost i think." you looked down on her with a smile on your face. "she told me i knew what i needed to do, and then i went and got levi and you and falco." you paused for a moment, thinking about how you would word what you were thinking. "i did what i needed to do, i got my family together." gabi's eyes widened. "sasha promised me a family, and although this wasn't the family i had envisioned, it's still a family nonetheless. i believe her last gift to me was you, falco, and levi. and i am so grateful to have you all in my life."

gabi smiled before hugging you. she opened her mouth to say something-

"oi !" a deep voice came from the top of the stairs. "you two woke me up with all of your crying. go to bed." before your heard the creaking of the floorboards and the closing of a door.

you chuckled before standing up, pulling gabi with you. you walked her to her room, and even tucked her in, you both exchanged 'i love yous' and 'goodnights' before you retreated from her bedroom, closing the door behind you.

across the hall, levi stood leaned on his doorway with his arms crossed together. "that family speech, that was cute." he commented. you rolled your eyes at the older man. "were you listening in on a private conversation ?" you teased.

the ex-captain scoffed and looked away. "go to bed y/n. we have a picnic to go on tomorrow." before closing his door.

you chuckled to yourself, remembering how you brought up the idea to him that morning, and he only replied with a curt "we'll see" before sipping on his morning tea.

you went back to your own room, and got into your bed. you turned on your side, and looked at the space you always left open for sasha, and brushed your hand against the pillow.

"goodnight love."

uhhhhh doesnt feel like my best work but whatevs 😁👍 enjoy my comeback to tumblr 🤩🙏

requests open mfs ‼️

#attack on titan #attack on titan fanfiction #attack on titan x reader #erwin smith #hange zoe #levi ackerman #levi ackerman x reader #levi x gn!reader #sasha braus #sasha blouse #sasha braus x reader #sasha blouse x reader #niccolo aot #falco grice #gabi braun #gabi x falco #chapter 139

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afrofairy96 · 4 years

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Eren a slave to Past and Future (how I think it'll end)

Attack on titan fandom is huge so I'm sure somebody has said something like this but I'm giving my own take on it. I believe that the series will end with Eren being trapped in a time loop purgatory after taking the place of Ymir. When ever the time comes for Eren to die I think he's just going to end up going back to the beginning. Even if everyone else gets a somewhat decent ending I dont believe Eren will be getting that at least not a lasting one. Now why do I think this? Just look at the first few pages of the first chapter

It starts with some scene of Mikasa bidding him a farewell with her hair a little longer than it is now but shorter than it was in the past. Which tells me the "Mikasa farewell" is a bit farther in the future than where we are right now in the manga. With the bit of black possibly being Eren losing consciousness/ dying. Eren asks Mikasa why her hair is so long when waking up. Telling me the last memory younger Eren had from his former self was the short haired older Mikasa.

Eren talks about having a real long dream and starts crying. Why would Eren be crying? Yeah about all the memories of the past but also even though younger Eren can't remember what all happened. I think it could also be his soul crying, a reminiscent emotion of his former self realizing that he who craved and cared about freedom more than anything else cannot be free and is a slave to his past and his future. And due to his memory loss unknown to him at the moment he has to do it all over again.

A part of me wonders if at some point Eren realizes this but goes through with it anyway because the happiest route that his friends can hope for is a route where he has to end up suffering for the long term. It also makes me think about that scene when him and Armin were arguing and he was calling everybody a slave when Armin called him a slave he was genuinely upset by it. Though we know the reason why he acted like that was to spare them when Armin called him a slave broke character and old Eren slipped out. And the crazy part is Armin didnt even call Eren a slave in the scene but for some reason this how Eren heard it. Maybe because he knows that that's exactly what he is.

I think back to the scene when Eren was talking to himself in the mirror trying to convince himself to keep fighting because of how hopeless he was feeling

When Hange walks in on him and says something interesting that at first you could just take it as a joke or just at face value with the battle and Marley and where we are now but looking back at it I've interpreted it differently and found the fact that it was pointed out to us in the way that it was to mean something, or be more significant than first realized.

"You said "fight, fight" fight what? if you said fight twice? Does that mean it's a round 2 fight?"

It's like a hint to let us know all this stuff around happened and is just happening again or at least that's how I take it.

This scene to at first I had an interpretation of it about Eren wishing there was another way than what he is currently doing with the rumbling but now I feel an even deeper interpation of it. It's not just that Eren wishes there was another way. Deep down he knows there isn't in tested theory and he has no choice but to do the same thing again.

I think this theory would bring things full circle in a pretty fucked up way. But you know attack on Titan is pretty fucked up so it would be fitting. You hate titans turns out you are a Titan, You want freedom, you even manage to free others and end up making a huge change while doing it. But end up becoming a slave yourself for the sake of others, and a slave to the thought of freedom. To the past and the future.

#snk #eren #mikasa #armin #snk theory #attack on titan #eremika #time loop #snk 123 #snk ending

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mossexe · 4 years

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so 2 years ago when I was in tenth grade, my friends and I decided we were going to create lists of our quotes. one of my friends already had a list from 9th grade. since we have made quite a few lists, with loads of hilarious (at least to us) out of context quotes. some may have some context, but not a whole lot. and today I am going to share the first list I made called "my friends' quotes". (ps I feel like we got funnier towards the end of the list).

*friend's dad walks into room, comes out of a door the other friend didnt know was connected to said room* "YOUR DAD IS A WIZARD!!!” -May 2018

“If another freshman talks to me, I’m going to throw up.” -September 2018

“My dick is bigger than my boyfriend’s.” -September 2018

“It’s Romeo & Gregory!” -April/May 2018

“How do you grip with your palms?” -September 2018

friend 1: What about me gives off bottom vibes?! // friend 2: What about you doesn’t?! -September 2018

me: YOU'RE A BUTTERFLY // friend: *in a monotone voice, expressionless* “I’m a giraffe with wings..” -September 2018

“Assert your Dominance..Show your boner..” -September 2018

“I want a Teletubbie to choke me…” -October 2018

“I want the Teletubbie sun child to shove itself up my urethra…” -October 2018

me: What year did you think he *Michael Jackson* died?! // friend “2012…” -October 2018

“You think you can out-kink me?” -October 2018

“Booping is a kink now..” -October 2018

“Are you a wizard?” -October 2018

“That pumpkin looks like an apple..” -October 2018

“I have reached a new level of white” *dabs furiously* -October 2018

“Are you a duck? Quack, Quack, Motherduckers!” -October 2018

“Panic! At the Retirement Home” -October 2018

“The wall tried to snatch my weave!” - October 2018

“I haven’t watched Teletubbies in so long. I need to watch my daddies…” -October 2018

“I’m the kinky one of the group..” -October 2018

“Connie-or..*slurp*” *context: a weird way they said connor* -October 2018

“I know there is a bald character on Attack on Titan..I need to look him up..” -October 2018

“Look at that bald boi..*zooms in on face* Oh wait, that’s a girl..” *levi ackerman cosplayer* -October 2018

“I love the clicky clacks..” -October 2018

“Look at my father..Look at how hot he is… I’d smash..” *talking about Levi Ackerman* -October 2018

“Can I water?” -October 2018

“The water needs air..!” -October 2018

“Has anyone ever killed themselves with a binder..?” -October 2018

“I keep forgetting [online friend] is my father, because he keeps telling me his cannibalism stories..” -October 2018

“Didn’t you know there is a cannibalism kink..?” -October 2018

“Wait, what was I saying…? Cannibalism..” -October 2018

Well they’re gonna die.. // Yeah that’s the point.. -October 2018

“I’m McBroken..” -October 2018

“I forgot to eat today, so now my stomach is consuming itself..” -October 2018

“I’m gonna inhale spiders like I do cocaine...Not at all..!” -October 2018

“My penis grows inward…” -October 2018

*I make chicken noises* “Can I eat you?” -October 2018

“I will shove you into a frying pan..!” -October 2018

“Back to my choking story..” -October 2018

“I had to reach down my throat and pull it out..” -October 2018

“I will fucking eat you..” -October 2018

*deep sigh* “Hinduism” -October 2018

friend: I’m consuming air. // Me: That’s called breathing -October 2018

friend: [online friend], I’m gonna shove spaghetti down your penis. // online friend: [my friend] no! // friend: [their own name] yes! -on Discord call, October 2018

“I’m gonna shove my head in my vagina, I’m going to become a donut” -October 2018

*me singing Christmas songs* “I’m going to shove this pen down your throat” -October 2018

*me continuing to sing Christmas songs* *says with a straight face* “Open your mouth..” -October 2018

“Because I have a lot of fake blood and just, pUT IT ALLLL ON MEE” -October 2018

“You know what, these bitches are my bed now” *lays legs on other friend and lays head on me* -November 2018

“I’m just gonna strangle myself..” -November 2018

“I can’t wait to die in high definition..” -November 2018

“I can feel my teeth move..” -November 2018

“It’s called a ritual! Have you heard of it?” -january 2019

friend: I just realised….Sometimes..I’m an asshole.. // me: Yeah you just realised this..? // friend: Shut up..! -January 2019

*feels breasts* “Do I have cancer…?” -January 2019

“I just wanna take off my foot like a Bratz doll, and there’d just be a stump...” -January 2019

“Have you ever chased after your dog with a fork..” - January 2019

“How do you scoot without feet…?” -january 2019

“What does it take to be a werewolf with glasses…?” -january 2019

friend: *randomly* Did you know that joints are useless…? // me: *looks at her confused, thinking ‘what the actual fuck?!?!* -january 2019

“Your hand is like a piano with no noise…” -january 2019

*puts on glasses* “Your illegal blinders..” -january 2019

“Flip a desk, you get a chair..” -may 2019

*calmly* “Don’t worry I won’t kill her, she’ll kill herself…” -may 2019 (my friend who this joke was about was fine with this quote because they also thought it was funny)

friend to friend group: You know what I just realised...AJ[me] is a blacker version of Ron Weasley.. // me: wHaT?! -may 2019

“I’m a quote making machine.” -september 2019

*Connor looks sadly at computer* “I’ve given up…” -september 2019

*points to a gremlin* “That’s Missy [my friend's dog].” -september 2019

“I don’t want to think about the 13 colonies having a mommy kink.” -september 2019

“AJ, I think I have arthritis.” -september 2019

"My dog is a hot Mexican lady." -september 2019

“What am I? Your 23rd...24th *of friend's boyfriends*?” -september 2019

“But I just can’t acquire a taste for pussy” *about being romantically into women* -november 2019

“Tampons are long sperm” -november 2019

“My back hurts everytime I have to carry around my ass” -march 2020

"Damn why can’t I just live my life like this. Just sleeping on a loaf of bread with a blanket egg." -june 2020

#quotes #my friends' quotes #chaotic #dumbasses #svpphic-jvce #funny #hilarious

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10 worst anime I've watched- I'm suprised I was able to find enough and recover my old old crunchyroll account for this😂 and I'm sorry this is so long I'm not a consice person and got carried away complaining abt these shows

1. Sword art online definitely. Horrible. U all kno why this is #1

2. Attack on titan, I watched the first season and thought it was interesting, got freaked out by the ppl who were into it, realized it was nazi apologist/propaganda and was like yeah I'm out of here

3. Cuticle detective inaba. I watched this in maybe late middle school? I thought it was funny but it was. So so wierd. And I think the mc has a fetish for hair and tht is just out in the open?? Incredibly bizarre show tht I remember almost none of. But it probably is funny actually. I'm too scared to try and rewatch it.

4.black butler. I've heard tht some of it was actually good/not as bad as ppl make it out to b but I had a bad experience and was around a lot of freaks when I watched it who made beastiality jokes about a certain episode and shipped the kid with that demon. So I did NOT have fun with it and it was probably too edgy for me to enjoy anyways bc I don't usually like mystery/drama genres. I stopped watching around episode 15 I think

5.henneko the hentai prince and the stony cat. I didnt kno what hentai meant at all and the synopsis tricked me into thinking there was a cool magical cat related plot and I was waiting for the fantasy story and cats to show up and it was just a creepy straight boy leering at girls every damn episode😭and I didnt kno about any shows that worked like tht and had no plot and watched a whole 5 episodes! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

6.outbreak company, I think it was trying to b a knockoff of sword art online and that's..of course its gonna suck oh god I'm reading the description and it's worse than I even remembered

7.kuroko's basketball. This. show. drove. me. INSANE. People were SOOOOO into it and I was like I guess I've gotta see what the hype is about expecting a homoerotic sports anime probably. What I got was out nowhere these fucking xmen playing basketball. It was never explained!!! I watched 20 gofdamn episodes and I was like oh the glowing whooshing behind the ball must b exaggeration to show how fast it is! NO BITCH. and then this motherfucker shows up who's like "I've got eagle vision I can see the whole court from an aerial view" and I was like what the fuck is going on!!!!!!!!!! I cant stand this shit! And it wasnt getting interesting or homoerotic enough for me and I was like I dont care about sports or this bs I'm out of here!!!

8.la storia della arcana famiglia, I was watching magi and this was recommended as a similar?? Show and i watched it and it was interesting to me!! But these motherfucking annoying ass boys would not leave this girl alone!!! Freaks who she barely knows calling her bambi and touching all over her and getting in her space. I could not stand it. DISGOASTEN.

9.anohana the flower we saw that day, I knew it was popular/ppl liked it so I tried to watch and was rlly bored and was like I cant get invested in what this stupid straight guy wants, bye!

10.orenchi no furo jijo, some old friends were like it's funny and it was just like. Boring and "so random!" Kind of funny? And it did not have a plot I think

Honorary mention for free! It was queerbaiting for sure and wierd as hell and the fandom for it was oh my god nasty, yes it does deserve hate. my friends made me watch it and as a lesbian I had very little motivation to. But there was a plot! and interesting character dynamics tht I got invested in. I rlly liked the plot in season 2 I think? Where haru is all like "I don't wanna pursue swimmig professionally if that'll make me lose my passion for it and why do I have to anyways?" And could not word that to his friends and felt pretty misunderstood and frustrated. I thought tht was a very compelling and satisfying plot point even if it took a while to get explained. So I can respect tht free! Had some good plot and actually was rlly driven by characters themselves and how friendships have major effects on ppl positive and negative and can b very complex. Thts at least how I remember it🤷‍♀️

#thnks amber this was fun!!#asks #also the cuticle detective one is thrown in there bc the top 3 r the ones ive watched kind of all the way thru #tht one isnt ranked

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raychulemma · 4 years

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50 Completely Random Questions People Rarely Ask Tag:

1. What’s your favorite candle scent? Red Apple Wreath - Yankee Candle. It's perfectly Autumnal and always goes on half price sale after Christmas. I have far too many versions of it

2. What female celebrity do you wish you were related to? Probably Maya Rudolph because she's a shameless weirdo like me

3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother? Probably Peter Kay. I feel like he would be easy to open up to. And he would make awkward family events so much more bearable

4. What’s your favorite thing about marriage? (And if you’re not married, what’s your favorite thing about being single?) Security. Safety. I didn't expect it to feel any different because we had been living together for a while but something about the actual marriage made me feel protected and comfortable. Also because its a same-sex marriage it's a lot nicer to say my wife than my fiancée, because i would wonder if they assume my fiancée is male

5. What’s one thing you own that you should probably get rid of, but just can’t? Books that I'm not going to re-read but have memories linked to buying/receiving/reading them.

6. Can you do a split? not a chance

7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike? Seven. i learnt at the end of my road because it's a dead end. and i got a green bike for my birthday with a seat for my teddy

8. How many oceans have you swam in? just the Atlantic ocean 🌊

9. How many countries have you been to? 6. France, Spain, Germany, USA (Florida), Wales, Scotland.

10. Is anyone in your family in the army? No, my Grandad was, and some of my Great Uncles but no one during my lifetime

11. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child? Superted, Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, The Story of Tracy Beaker, Dick n Dom in da Bungalow, Jungle Run

12. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight? A classy binbag witch

13. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series? I got into the Harry Potter books in 1998 and am still in love with the series. I went to the midnight release for the last book. I watched all of the films in the opening week and vividly remember that the cinema i saw the first film at in 2001 had a Harry Potter themed sweet shop. I have jewellery, clothing, books, dvds, wands, other collectibles. I read the books with my mum when i was younger and watched all of the films in the cinema with her. she had her own HP merch. My wife also loves Harry Potter. We have been to see Cursed Child twice and have been to the Studio Tour 3 (or 4?) times. We had a Harry Potter themed wedding which was absolutely perfect. Hunger Games was something i avoided reading until the first film was coming out, and then absolutely loved the first 2 books (3rd one got too political for me) and the films are still some of my favourites for costume and set design. I read the twilight books after my best friend recommended them to me. We all actually read them as part of our sisterhood club. I went to blackpool to watch the first film in the cinema with my best friend. I watched the last one at midnight with my wife and one of the girls from the sisterhood who is one of the biggest twilight fans i know still. she has behind the scenes books and dvds and has re read the books that much that the spines are just gone. my mum was also a big twilight fan and would watch them any time they were on tv. i watched a few at the cinema with her, always her choice. she hadnt seen hunger games at the time of them being released but we did watch them all with her a few years ago

14. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent? i film YouTube videos and always think my accent would be more interesting if it was American

15. Have you ever taken karate lessons? no, my 2 brothers and sister did when i was 5 or 6. i didnt like being touched so never did it

16. Do you know who Kermit the frog is? yup

17. What’s the first amusement park you’ve been to? im going to guess Gullivers world Warrington because its the closest one to where i live

18. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in? French because I love disneyland paris. or japanese because i would love to visit tokyo but its way out of my comfort zone

19. Do you spell the color as grey or gray? grey. e for england, a for america

20. Do you know triplets? yes, 2 girls and a boy but i only met the girls

21. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook? Titanic. my mum was a massive fan. She watched it 3 times in the cinema when it first came out. we watched it with her when it was released in imax on an anniversary. she had behind the scenes books, a few versions of the vhs and dvds, playing cards. her love for it made me love it

22. Have you ever had Indian food? no im a very fussy eater and have never tried indian or Chinese

23. What’s the name of your favorite restaurant? Of all time? Tough choice but im going with pizza hut. Cheesy bites base with double mushroom. Never craved something more

24. Have you ever been to Olive Garden? they dont have it in England so no but i would probably like it

25. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender? i have no idea, maybe jason after my dad?

26. If you have a nickname, what is it? rach, chicken, chickadee

27. Who’s your favorite person in the world? i want to say scruff but shes technically not a person. kirsty is my best friend and i would pick her every time

28. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs? where i live is in between. drive one way and its city, the other way is farms. so living in one ot those farmhouses not far from city life would be the dream. i would have chickens, sheep and cats.

29. Can you whistle? yep but my cats hate the noise

30. Do you sleep with a nightlight? i can see the hallway light from where our bed is so i dont generally need a nightlight but we do have cute ones. i have 3 HP ones on my bedside table

31. Do you eat breakfast every morning? yea as long as i have time

32. How many times have you been to the hospital? ive only ever been to a&e. once for palpitations, a few times for mental health and once for an x ray on my hand. ive been to walk in centres for urine/kidney infections and for fractured fingers. oh i did go to hospital to see a neurologist to be diagnosed with essential tremor

33. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo? yes i love it. my brother and sister both bought me the dvd for christmas the year it came out so i had 2 copies for a while. i also had the game for pc and ps2. and i had a game on my phone and ipad where you could build up the seabed and gain fish. the film is just so nice and calming to watch. the scenery, the sound effects, the movements are all just gently flowing. and somehow you get attached to these characters and root for them whether youre a fan of tropical fish or not.

34. Where do you buy your jeans? primark, next, sainsburys, asda

35. What’s the last compliment you got? kirsty said my eyelashes look like im wearing mascara when im not

36. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning? yea and they're weird as fuck. the latest one was about the bath being clogged with poo

37. Favorite beverage that isn’t water? Tea ☕

38. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own? a disgusting amount. maybe 20. maybe more

39. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real? about 8 which I think wasnt too young or too old. my brother told me which I was glad about because i was prone to being bullied at school and would have hated to be told by nasty kids

40. What is one food that you used to hate but now you love? cheesy garlic bread WTF

41. What is a weird lie you’ve told? i told kirsty once that i had pood the bed and asked her to help me clean it.

42. Heels or flats? flats always. specifically trainers. i think dresses look so much cuter with trainers. same with suits

43. Do you have any weird phobias? no just common ones. moths, spiders, flying insects, beetles, heights, being completely isolated, finding a dead person

44. What is a phrase or word you always say? i cant actually think of a current phrase i say but i do get stuck on phrases

45. What is a song that you bast or belt out when you are alone? part of your world, let it go, bridge over troubled water, over the rainbow. any that i try to actually hit the notes on

46. What is one of your biggest pet peeves? nails. nails tapping, and the sound of cutting or biting nails. or people that stop in the middle of an aisle or walkway when you're trying to get past

47. Do you sleep with your closet door open or closed? they dont even have doors on yet so open

48. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? bear. the noise of bees terrifies me. i had a flying ant in my hair on flying ant day but i didnt know. i heard it buzz and cried

49. Do you have any weird things you do? i cant have 2 cream biscuits together (custard cream and jam n cream). i sometimes say hi to my teddies so they know i havent forgot about them. i buy hatchimals when theyre on sale even though i havent previously collected them cos im an impulsive pos. (honestly collecting animal jam figures and my little ponies were the best though)

50. What movie could you watch over and over again and still love? any of the harry potter films, titanic, sisterhood of the travelling pants, Princess diaries 1 and 2, enchanted, princess and the frog, raise your voice, catch me if you can, chalet girl, the shining, slumdog millionaire

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