#i have to go to bed

[joeldidnothingwrong]

Um.

#not me looking at his dick in the mom sketch #i have to GO TO BED #i'm unstable #pedro pascal

[the-daydreaming-show]

Midnight thoughts on Batmom and her children's clothes.

WARNING: My mother was like this, Not on the money side, though. And you ask:¿Ella, are you projecting?, and I will answer: No. ¿Were you got such nonsense idea?

This gif represents my mind right now. I should be sleeping.

Batmom keeps its kids SPOTLESS when it comes to dressing. She doesn't control what they wear, but her kids have only the best brands on them. And if she couldn't get whatever they want in the best brand, it's gonna will be tailored for them.

JUST THE BEST FOR HER BABIES.

And she does not repeat it, there is no such thing as the younger brother taking the clothes of the older one in this family. Each child has their own style, autonomy and clothes, and they rarely agree on those things so sharing is never an option for them when it comes to clothing. If her baby grows out of their clothes, Batmom donate it or keep it for future grandchildren.

I mean, I'm talking about #silentluxury for her children, from they feet to the tip of their heads.

The funniest thing about all this is that most of the time they do not even realize it. It's not until a Gotham news forum pulls out a detailed article about the Wayne's silent luxury fashion and how it dates from Dick's early days at the mansion to the present day with Damian that they notice the pattern.

Like, imagine newly-reunited-with-his-family-but-still-rebellious Jason wearing a sweatshirt of the brand The Row that clearly bought his mom and costs at least $ 800 that he can not pay because he is a rebel and does not need his dad's money but he acepts gifts from his mum, of course.

Or little Dick returning from a day of art classes (because Batmom decided to give him other extracurricular activities other than a vigilante dressed as a traffic light) excited with his Dior jeans of $ 1300 dollars stained in paint, but with a work of art in his hand that he did only for his mommy.

Or Tim, wearing a pair of $450 black Gucci sandals, walking half-asleep out of his college class after he didn't hear his alarm, so he left with the first thing he found from his apartment.

Or Damian, putting one of his cashmire sweaters on Titus at Christmas, wearing a maching of his own, equally expensive and soft.

Also, imagine Cassandra only wearing THE BEST in balett shoes and equipment, totally unconsciously of the amount of money that really costs, all that because neither Batmom nor Bruce ever told her because it's nothing really that expensive for this family.

And no matter how many clothes they ruin. Never. And I repeat: NEVER their mom will allow her children to have something less.

(They are more spoiled than they themselves even realize.)

Bruce got jealous at some point and started letting Batmom choose his wardrobe as well.

Allright, NOW I'm done.

Good night.

#ella talks #batfamily x reader #batmom #jason todd x batmom #tim drake x batmom #batmom!reader #batfam x reader #dick grayson x batmom #damian wayne x batmom #Batmom!ScarletWitch!Reader #Our boys deserve all the good in this world #They are mommys children #Every single one of them #No eseptions #i have to go to bed #I spend allí o time looking for the prices of very expensive clothing for this #I fell poor

[podcastwizard]

hey can i come over to your house later and look

and look at you like this

#i have to go to bed #it is not even eleven pm but i must go to bed

[bongwateriero]

birthing hips

#i have to go to bed #much more sober but i took melatonin #rat posts #frank

[hearts-hunger]

okay. if jake really did cry you know damn well danny tackled him with a bear hug as soon as he got to him.

#i have to go to BED

[stalactites]

nope 2022 thesis statement

#nope 2022 #nope spoilers #filling your god hole with work or love or money or fame or attention or tartar sauce!!!!!!!! #tartar sauce is a joke but oj working himself to the bone #em having five million titles like writer director singer etc #your desire can't be looked at directly #your desire will consume you #your desire will grow and morph and become increasingly dangerous #UGH AND ALL THE TALK ABOUT DREAMS!!!! #the pursuit of the impossible will kill you!!!!!! #i mean this is gibberish but do you get what i'm saying!!! hello is anybody out there!!!!!! #me on opening night saying a bunch of words into a microphone expecting an answer #ITS ABOUT THE HOLES!!!!!! #ITS ABOUT CONSUMING FLESH!!!!!!! #i have to go to bed

[firesnap]

And you come crying to me, but it's too late The man you try hard to be, but it's too late Get your head out the sand, but it's too late

#i have to go to bed #but happy nov 16th

[waywardwindee]

what if i want to write cute little fanfics (they're devastating) and read about my favorite couples getting together (they hate each other and it takes 150 chapters) instead of going to work??? what then?

#marauders #fanfic #i have to go to bed #im so tired #i want to quit #rosekiller #jegulus

[allyheart707]

Its so nice to see someone with such a cool AU find interest in my art, non-pixel art rarely agrees with me and comics are an art form in itself. Love your stuff and I love that you love mine 💜

Oh man, pixel art is so hard for me- I don't understand it at all! I find pixel art to be so pretty though... I'm glad that we are moots now! nice to meet you :DD

(And omg thank you so much for liking my AU ;0; that means everything to me you don't even knowwww ;v;)

#ally asks #ally rambles #Okay #last ask tonight #I have to go to bed #XD #goodnight everybody

[the-matron-of-ravens]

Matt was extremely clear about the risks of this

#critical role #cr spoilers #critical role spoilers #i have to go to bed #and I’m gonna just be fucked Up about this all night

[gothabillybisexual]

#i have to go to bed

[roguelov]

someone take my computer away I just wrote a short not completely smut but heavily implied of priest!reader and morpheus

#I have to go to bed #I have work in the morning #but no #brain decided on this short blurb #what in the corruption kink am I thinking #i’m not even religious #fucking agnostic #the power this man has on me #unbelievable #the sandman #morpheus x reader

[jakemyboy]

Blu does cute blinky-eyes! 😍

#blu❤️ #dogs #I'm doing the thing again #posting something to delay going to bed #omg its midnight #i have to go to bed #time needs to slow down

[esmita]

Those two... kinda scares me, but i have a little night hc for them.

Headcanon that Dav and Bilite are brother and sister twins. And they would even be confused with each other if it weren't for the differences in screens and behavior.

Bilite really wants to go to Midtown, she even tried to sneak unnoticed past the adults to Clementine. But when Aunt Clementine herself stopped Bilite and said that she would surely come back and take her upstairs, Bilite stopped trying.

Dav is a very diligent student. He memorizes information quickly and he is very fond of asking obvious questions that Aunt Clementine will answer anyway. Dav is even in some ways her favorite student; he reminds her of when she was a young, inquisitive little Clemmy.

mhm... Okay, that's bullshit. NIGHT BULLSHIT. Yipee 🎉🎉

#stray #stray game #stray headcanon #stray companions #I have to go to bed #I have three lectures tomorrow. #This is fucked up

[florencewellch]

Vmas should be on a Friday night

#i have to go to bed #if something juicy happens throw a brick at my window

[l0gitex]

image.....incoming...... hapy birthday

#WIP #gaara of the sand #sabaku no gaara #gaara #naruto #i want to actually like do more and FINISH finish it so im not ready to post yet. #but tomorrow #i have to go to bed #you see his ever-so-slight smile? #its important that you see his ever-so-slight smile