Tumgik
#i love you kutner
greghatecrimes · 1 month
Text
house md 2024 headcanon: after knowing each other for a few weeks, one day kutner comes up to thirteen at the beginning of the workday and says "i like your shoelaces". she is wearing flats.
her face goes from confusion to shock to horror in the span of two seconds.
"...thanks," she grits out in the most strangled voice. "i stole them... from...." she looks at kutner like 'are you really gonna make me do this?' and kutner raises an eyebrow at her like 'what do you mean?' and with the fury of a thousand suns she forces out "the president."
431 notes · View notes
oddlittlestories · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
House M.D. Gift Exchange Event || @housemdgiftexchange
Number Nine. 4x02 “The Right Stuff.” Gifset gift for @spikes-jonze (1/2)
141 notes · View notes
emptylakes · 11 months
Text
the s4-5 team is interesting because they operate very different from cameron chase & foreman for a few reasons. 1) they're all more sympathetic towards house's style of risky, illegal medicine based on the world's most rational thought processes (especially kutner, who thinks its rad as hell) 2) they got hired in a cutthroat environment and were weeded out systematically so theyre both closer than the og team and more invested in psychoanalyzig each other
279 notes · View notes
brachiocephalics · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
omg hiii 💕
46 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
just watched 5x21 (saviors) and godddddd cameron is such a closeted lesbian/aromantic
27 notes · View notes
thebatcreature · 3 months
Text
Rewatching season 5 and paying extra attention to Kutner so that maybe it'll make some sense this time but I know it won't and I'll be left with confusion and guilt again like everyone else in the show. Yes I know there's no explanation and it's intended that way but still, I'm gonna keep looking for it.
22 notes · View notes
harmonicabisexuals · 3 months
Text
i can't get over cameron being the first one to realize that house saying kutner was murdered was a manifestation of his guilt over not realizing something was wrong earlier. and actually saying it to his face too!! even wilson took longer to realize what was happening!!! she barely even interacts with him all season but she can still take one look and see straight through to the core of him
17 notes · View notes
thutner · 1 month
Text
i can NEVER EVER BE NORMAL WITH KUTNER AND THIRTEEN. EVER
im not exactly [re]watching the show in chronological order not at the moment, at least bc i feel miserable LMFAO but kutner in 5x14 can be smth so personal to me ☹️
when kutner first posed the question "why are you asking about foreman and not thirteen?" house said in reply smth along the lines of "because both questions are bound to have the same answer" he didnt really get any decent answers about thirteen since house wanted to continue diagnosing the patient
in the second clip, kutner decided to try the approach of asking foreman and thirteen's whereabouts in one question
and when that didn't work, he simply stood up to house (see third clip). in 4x11, house had emphasized to the new diagnostics team how he needed them to stand up to him and kutner evidently displayed this once again during this episode. he refused to go to wilson without getting a clear answer about thirteen's whereabouts
"if i check with admitting, am i gonna find her name" I WANT TO THROW UP THAT TINY CRACK IN HIS VOICE SOMEONE HOLD ME HE WAS VERY PERSISTENT ABOUT FINDING THE TRUTH AS TO WHY THIRTEEN SUDDENLY STOPPED SHOWING UP TO DIFFERENTIALS
him ..... HIM PUTTING THIRTEEN FIRST OVER THEIR PATIENT .... HIM VISITING HER THE MOMENT HE FOUND OUT AND GOT THE TRUTH OUT OF HOUSE ..... kutner standing up for thirteen .............. I CANNOT DO THIS
12 notes · View notes
dogboycolumbo · 11 months
Text
Tumblr media
I’LL MISS YOU FOREVER
40 notes · View notes
july-19th-club · 11 months
Text
love when house's form of enrichment for the week is 'hiring an actor to professionally mess with people' like. the woman he hired to pretend to be a corpse to get kutner back for pretending to be house online. the private detective who's 'bad at disguises' etc
33 notes · View notes
grinchwrapsupreme · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
super cool how House's subconscious tells him this about himself while he's having a breakdown about Wilson dying and the two of them being separated, wish I could fucking see though
40 notes · View notes
greghatecrimes · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Recently I've been feeling a lot of Kutner love
962 notes · View notes
stevethehairington · 26 days
Text
DID THRY REALLY—
3 notes · View notes
farragoofwires · 1 month
Text
don' dweeblog
#the one mass fanon I do NOT buy is how the malpractice dept is found family. #have you. SEEN this show?????
i have seen this show and i can say without a doubt that the malpractice department is definitely found family. because i know what their families are like.
2 notes · View notes
selttiks4313 · 1 year
Text
“A grief counselor im sure none of you will see, and time off I’m sure none of you will take.” I love you Cuddy
13 notes · View notes
mayemperess · 9 months
Text
Giving House MD characters a rock/shell/shiny thing
Tumblr media
Cameron- confused; Doesn’t get it but very polite
4/10
Foreman- probs thinks you’re a crazy person, why would you give him a random rock? He won’t say it but he’s beyond confused
1/10
Thirteen- probably gets it, happy; might give one in return.
13/10 (couldn’t resist :P)
Chase- undecided if he gets it, either way he’s very happy. Thinks it’s the sweetest bc he’s a sweetheart. Probs keeps it in his locker or smth. Getting a gift from you makes him feel very loved,
20/10
Kutner- Dorky boy, gets it and is SO happy, probs gives you a similar item in return
100000/10
Taub- doesn’t get it at all. He’s polite about it though
3/10
Wilson- he probably doesn’t get it, let’s be real. But he’s happy to have it and keeps it like on his desk or in his home. He probably gets all flustered and blush when you give it to him, smiles whenever he looks at it
9/10
Cuddy- you know when parents get really shitty art from their kids, but act like it’s the best thing in the world? That.
6/10
House- obvious route would be just to say he scoffs and acts like it’s stupid, then on the inside/ in private, be very happy about it
However
I’m convinced this man had like a geology or dinosaur phase or smth as a kid, bc who doesn’t? (Or maybe it’s a neurodivergent thing? Idk doesn’t matter) So I think he would genuinely really like it
He’d be like Jack Sparrow and the jar of dirt
House: “…is the rock going to help?”
Y/n: “If you don’t want it, give it back.”
House: “No!”
He probs keeps it in his apartment, and is genuinely flattered that you gave him something. He’s affection starved as hell, as we can figure, so I think he just gets a little happy every time he sees it.
15/10
1K notes · View notes