#house md 2024

[greghatecrimes]

house md 2024 headcanon: after knowing each other for a few weeks, one day kutner comes up to thirteen at the beginning of the workday and says "i like your shoelaces". she is wearing flats.

her face goes from confusion to shock to horror in the span of two seconds.

"...thanks," she grits out in the most strangled voice. "i stole them... from...." she looks at kutner like 'are you really gonna make me do this?' and kutner raises an eyebrow at her like 'what do you mean?' and with the fury of a thousand suns she forces out "the president."

#house md #house md 2024 #house md 2024 headcanons #headcanons #remy thirteen hadley #lawrence kutner #i love you kutner

[bbeeew]

seeing this trend going around, so imma hop on it

House MD 2024 Headcannons

In an episode w/ a suddenly deaf person we catch Wilson listening to white girl music and singing along to it and house bullies him ("you know some people can't hear. You'd think they'd plug their ears too?" Or something)

In same episode house tries to see if they're faking being deaf by bringing in louder, more extravagant items (snap, clap, sudden scream, cymbals, air horn. Nothing works since the patient is deaf (and then for the last diagnosis is revealed to be deaf because of a blood clot blocking the signals from the ears or something))

Cameron slaps house

House gets a polyamorous patient, and through the std and slut shaming Wilson realizes some things (and then comes out 3 episodes later in his usual fashion)

chase gets called a man whore

Wilson gets called a man whore

Cuddy gets called a whore

Another really dramatic/gay Wilson scene. Probably about how Wilson is enabling house and how he is horrible because of it and house doesn't stand up for him or say anything about it. He does eventually but Wilson is upset for another episode or two.

Big reveal that Wilson is transmasc. House makes a joke about doing him, Wilson agrees, the ducklings™ feel scarred. (It doesn't happen tho). House drinks realizing he might be a little gay.

Chase is homophobic and Wilson assaults him (probably kicks him or punches his gut) for saying a cancer patient deserved it for being gay (like a specific kind of gay. Idk which, but probably a freaky kinkster. Huge talk with cuddy. House is there too.)

#House md #House md 2024 #greg house #house x wilson #hatecrimes md #james wilson #dr wilson #gregory house #cuddy #dr cuddy #robert chase #Thirteen #bbeeew rants

[geneslovee]

wanted to draw something soft before bed

#terminal yaoi of the brain #hilson #gregory house #james wilson #house md #myart #2024 #house

[cuntyvicodin]

his nickname should’ve been bobby. bobert at most. who is “robert chase” i don’t know him

#house md #hate crimes md #malpractice md #my australian princess #robert chase #bobert chase 2024 #his sweet blonde hair i hate him

[grottomo]

Stacy/Cuddy I owe you my life

(Screencap ref below the cut!)

#house md #house md fanart #lisa cuddy #stacy warner #dr cuddy #hate crimes md #tv show fanart #fanart #digital art #digital painting #digital illustration #my art #happy 2024 #this year i bring you lesbian doctors #tomorrow..? dont worry about it #yes im binging house md #i love stacy. i love her energy #her attitude #her intensity #cuddy you deserve so much more. someone like stacy tbh #i know theyve dated i know this #stacycuddy #stacy x cuddy #cuddy x stacy #yuri md #ship art #cuddy/stacy #grottomo art

[iknowthislooksbad]

House MD 2024 Headcanons

Cuddy implements medical AI to help out with diagnosing patients faster. The whole episode is dedicated to House outsmarting the computer. Obnoxiously. (cue the futility of machine learning.) parallel to House vs God

Chase is a Twitch streamer. He is partial to fortnite. He has 34 devoted viewers, and that is all.

13 is an avid tumblr user, and is popular for her series, "Quotes from my Boss." Wilson follows her, but he never mentions it.

When Cameron gets fully pissed at House, she uploads her POV to Reddit's AITA page. Is it skewed? Absolutely.

Taub plays pickleball a lot.

Foreman discovers slam poetry. No further elaboration.

Wilson kills a man. House helps him evade law enforcement. Season finale?

Kutner gets really good at fortnite so he can humiliate chase on twitch. he regularly antagonizes him, and Chase has a sworn vendetta against the elusive 920NoScope69.

Cuddy closely follows the health gurus online. She gives herself oral flush by trying to make sourdough bread with her own yeast. She deletes Instagram permanently.

Paintball episode

House watches Young Sheldon as a guilty pleasure. He hates it. He loves it.

Cameron and 13 both discover crochet. They make eachother hats every holiday season. Cameron wears her hat every time the weather dips below 55 degrees.

House develops his own hot sauce line. Wilson finds it tasteful. He gifts Cuddy a few sauces for her birthday. She enjoys it with eggs.

#House md #house md headcanons #2024 #hatecrimes md #house headcanons #greg house #dr wilson #13 #taub #lisa cuddy #robert chase #eric foreman

[fandom]

TV Shows

Week Ending April 1st, 2024

Hazbin Hotel

9-1-1 +10

Avatar: The Last Airbender +4

Good Omens +1

The Bad Batch +9

Doctor Who +7

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles +3

Percy Jackson and the Olympians +7

Hannibal +8

The Owl House +1

Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir

Stranger Things -3

House of the Dragon -11

Supernatural +2

Bridgerton -9

X-Men '97 -8

House MD

Danny Phantom

Star Trek: The Original Series

Ninjago

The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last week.

#tv shows #04/01/2024 #house md

[romeowsstuff]

anyone down for a house discord server?? i need more people to talk about house to or imma be insane, drop users in replies or like message me on here.

update!!!

#house x wilson #hatecrimes md #poly house md #house me #new jerseys worst polycule #gregory house #greg house #james wilson #lisa cunty #lisa cuddy #ect #house md fandom renaissance #house fandom in 2024 somehow #hugh laurie #hugh laurie simps #down bad for that old man #also rsl #rsl #robert sean leonard #dilf hunter

[sexycornenthusiast]

Gretchen: How would you rate my leadership skills?

Regina: Nonexistent.

#mean girls incorrect quotes #mean girls #mean girls musical #mean girls 2024 #regina george #gretchen wieners #any house md watchers in the chat tonight

[mikelroni]

WASHINGTON WISHES HE WAS WILSON!!!

#wilson for president 2024 #robert sean leonard #house md #malpractice md

[nikkashidashipper]

days like these i wonder if the people who saw (most of/all of) house md before watching bbc sherlock called what we call the johnlock effect (eg lokius) the hilson effect instead upon seeing the fever dream of bbc sherlock

like did the house md/hilson fans watch that godforsaken 2010 show and think to themselves huh, their dynamic seems awfully familiar

#t4lx.txt #this is a Cursed post. im not sorry its been on my mind a few days it just wanted out #house md #hilson #bbc sherlock #johnlock #these tags in the year of our lord 2024. wouldnt have it any other way. #happy 20 year anniversary also. jesus fucking christ #malpractice md

[tomorrowusa]

Harry Dunn is one of the Capitol Police officers injured by the pro-Trump terrorists assaulting the US Capitol in 2021.

Dunn has retired from the force and is now running for the US House from Maryland's third district (MD-03).

In addition to Republicans being the pro-Russia party, they are also the anti-law party. By coincidence, a GOP January 6th terrorist is now running for Congress from West Virginia.

Ex-lawmaker who served time for Jan. 6 riot seeks House seat

So there you have it. Democratic vs. Republican nowadays is democracy vs. terrorism.

If you're interested in supporting pro-democracy Harry Dunn, check out his site.

Harry Dunn for Congress

#harry dunn #us house of representatives #md-03 #maryland #january 6th #assault on the us capitol by pro-trump terrorists #democracy vs. terrorism #derrick evans #wv-01 #maga #republicans hate freedom #election 2024 #vote blue no matter who

[textsfromthefifthbasement]

Differential

Rating: T

Pairing: E/C

Warnings: Implied drug abuse

Summary: When Christine took a job working for an ill-tempered, misanthropic doctor, she didn't know what to expect. She's about to find out. Written for POTO Fluff Week 2024.

Read on AO3

#poto fluff week 2024 #the phantom of the opera #phantom of the opera #e/c #house md au

[cuntyvicodin]

he looks like someone just stole his lunch money on the first day of school

#house md #hate crimes md #malpractice md #my australian princess #robert chase #stupid blonde guy #bobert chase 2024 #BOBBY #thinking about house calling him pretty. workplace harassment

[amphoterrible]

some background information

What am I doing? Why, I'm re-watching House, M.D. as a whole-ass pharmacist and taking meticulous notes!

I’m only going to focus on when House, M.D. gets something about medication just wildly wrong. I’m not going to be like “why are the chest compressions so slow” or “would Chase really be inserting that temporary transcutaneous pacer at the beside wouldn’t they want to do that in the EP lab” or anything else along those lines. I am but a humble pharmacist.

Hydrocodone/acetaminophen (APAP), the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA), and the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA)

This is going to be interesting because House aired from November 16, 2004 to May 21, 2012 and there are two things that come to mind for me: 1) The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) asked drug manufacturers to reduce the strength of acetaminophen in combination acetaminophen products to 325 mg in 2011(1) and 2) hydrocodone combination products were still scheduled as schedule III by the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA).(2)  Hydrocodone combination products weren’t rescheduled to schedule II until 2014. Schedule III prescriptions are a lot easier to write and fill than schedule II prescriptions. A lot of the legal nuance varies by state and I am not going to read New Jersey pharmacy statutes, thank you very MUCH I barely passed every Multistate Pharmacy Jurisprudence Examination (MPJE) I’ve ever taken. Back to the Vicodin. So how am I going to know exactly what formulation of Vicodin House was consuming?

I really don’t care about the hydrocodone component of it. There is no ceiling to an opioid, it’s whatever the patient can tolerate it. (Well technically there is too much to give but you have to look at if the patient is used to taking opioids or not don’t just slam someone with 10 mg of IV Dilaudid you know what I’m saying.) And if they don’t tolerate it give them some naloxone. And patients with chronic pain can tolerate a lot of opioids. Was Vicodin an appropriate opioid for House? No! But it was less regulated! And the threat of liver failure is dramatic! But Oxycontin would make more sense – Wilson’s an oncologist, he would be prescribing it all the time! Cancer hurts! Antineoplastics hurt! Oxycontin was the most widely abused prescription opioid in the United States in 2004(3), right when House started airing. But no, it’s Vicodin. The writers chose Vicodin for a reason. I’m going to let the art flow over me. We’re sticking with Vicodin. Or, hydrocodone/APAP because Abbott isn’t paying me to do this.

I worked in an independent retail pharmacy my first year of pharmacy school (which was 2010 before I realized I do not have a poker face to deal with the general public and immediately started working in a hospital), and I vaguely remember there being way too many formulations of hydrocodone/APAP. Hydrocodone/APAP has a few brand names: Vicodin, Norco, and Lortab. I usually say Norco because it’s the easiest. (I actually say hydrocodone/acetaminophen because I’m an asshole.) I found this email(4) sent by Abbott in October 2012 that discussed the newly reformulated Vicodin®, Vicodin ES®, and Vicodin HP®, which is handy since it lists the old formulations too:

Vicodin®

Hydrocodone 5 mg/acetaminophen 500 mg

Vicodin ES®

Hydrocodone 7.5 mg/acetaminophen 750 mg

Vicodin HP®

Hydrocodone 10 mg/acetaminophen 660 mg

Who the fuck puts 750 mg of acetaminophen in one tablet? That limits the patient to five tablets in 24 hours. We’ve known the maximum dose of acetaminophen is 4000 mg since the 1970s. What the fuck, Abbott.

(Matthew Mercer Voice) How Do You Want To Do This?

So, like, I guess I’ll just count the tablets I see House consuming and then calculate the total daily dose of acetaminophen for each Vicodin formulation? I feel like I can do total acetaminophen dosage based on episodes versus trying to keep track of the days. The timeline of this show is wonky and like once you hit the toxic dose you’re there so? Also, sometimes he takes more than one and it’s hard to hear the tablets like, clink against his teeth or whatever. Sparkle on! We’ll do our best. I was going to put this in an Excel spreadsheet but I just remembered I am a pharmacist and I cannot function in Excel.

Let’s talk about the mechanism of liver toxicity and treatment of acetaminophen overdose if we hit significant toxicity. Wouldn’t it be funny if we didn’t?? That would result in me rambling about House M.D. for pages and pages and he doesn’t even get hypothetical liver failure. Is this fanfiction? Am I writing really weird fanfiction? Anyways significant toxicity occurs if you hit 150 mg/kg of acetaminophen.(5) How much does Gregory House weigh?? Let’s give him a range: 160-180 pounds (73-82 kg). Fairly average, actually. So House’s toxic dose of acetaminophen is likely 10,950 mg to 12,300 mg. Let’s say lower range is 22 tablets of Vicodin®, 15 tablets of Vicodin ES®, 17 tablets of Vicodin HP® and the upper range is 25 tablets of Vicodin®, 17 tablets of Vicodin ES®, and 19 tablets of Vicodin HP®.

References

Department of Health and Human Services. Food and Drug Administration. Prescription drug products containing acetaminophen; actions to reduce liver injury from unintentional overdose. Federal Register. 2011;76(10):2691-2697.

Seago S, Hayek A, Pruszynski J, Newman MG. Change in prescription habits after federal rescheduling of hydrocodone combination products. Proc (Bayl Univ Med Cent). 2016; 29:268-270.

Zee AV. The promotion of marketing of OxyContin: commercial triumph, public health tragedy. Am J Public Health. 2009;99:221-227.

Abbott. Newly reformulated Vicodin® launch announcement. https://www.uspharmacist.com/email/ecf1248.html. Accessed January 8, 2024.

Hendrickson RG. Acetaminophen. In: Nelson LS, Howland M, Lewin NA, Smith SW, Goldfrank LR, Hoffman RS, eds. Goldfrank's Toxicologic Emergencies, 11e. McGraw-Hill; 2019:486-499.

#house md #hate crimes md #house rewatch 2024 #I'm halfway through season 1 this is going to take A Bit #so please bear with me #but here's some background ramblings #I'll make a pinned post and have links to each season #so I am ~*~organized~*~

[bbeeew-boodles]

Happy Easter/trans visibility day!

He can never catch a break

#Ft the guy ever #art #art tag #artists on tumblr #artwork #digital art #drawing #illustration #my art #house md #house md fanart #easter #easter sunday #easter 2024 #easter bunny #james wilson #gregory house #Boodle supreme