#house headcanons

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

One thing about Gregory House is that he's so ridiculous that I would believe almost any headcanon about him. Do you think he's secretly a phone sex operator? I can see that. You headcanon that he takes random vacations to go look for the Loc Ness Monster? Yup, he definitely does. Was he a part of a polygamous cult during college? That makes sense. Did he buy a Burkin? I bet he hides it in his closet. Do you think that he's secretly terrified of goldfish? Totally believable.

#he's so insane i love him #id believe any of these #genuinely #house md #house #greg house #gregory house #hate crimes md #hatecrimes md #housemd #house headcanons #house md headcanons #hugh laurie

[iknowthislooksbad]

House MD 2024 Headcanons

Cuddy implements medical AI to help out with diagnosing patients faster. The whole episode is dedicated to House outsmarting the computer. Obnoxiously. (cue the futility of machine learning.) parallel to House vs God

Chase is a Twitch streamer. He is partial to fortnite. He has 34 devoted viewers, and that is all.

13 is an avid tumblr user, and is popular for her series, "Quotes from my Boss." Wilson follows her, but he never mentions it.

When Cameron gets fully pissed at House, she uploads her POV to Reddit's AITA page. Is it skewed? Absolutely.

Taub plays pickleball a lot.

Foreman discovers slam poetry. No further elaboration.

Wilson kills a man. House helps him evade law enforcement. Season finale?

Kutner gets really good at fortnite so he can humiliate chase on twitch. he regularly antagonizes him, and Chase has a sworn vendetta against the elusive 920NoScope69.

Cuddy closely follows the health gurus online. She gives herself oral flush by trying to make sourdough bread with her own yeast. She deletes Instagram permanently.

Paintball episode

House watches Young Sheldon as a guilty pleasure. He hates it. He loves it.

Cameron and 13 both discover crochet. They make eachother hats every holiday season. Cameron wears her hat every time the weather dips below 55 degrees.

House develops his own hot sauce line. Wilson finds it tasteful. He gifts Cuddy a few sauces for her birthday. She enjoys it with eggs.

#House md #house md headcanons #2024 #hatecrimes md #house headcanons #greg house #dr wilson #13 #taub #lisa cuddy #robert chase #eric foreman

[yourfaveisomegaverse]

Dr. Gregory House from House is an Omega

#omegaverse headcanons #your fave blog #your fave is #omegaverse hc #your fave is blog #your faves blog #omegaverse #mod omega 🥺 #your fave is an omega #dr house #gregory house #house md #house headcanons

[garbage-truck-beep]

hihi idk if this fandom is dead but would anyone want some house md x reader content 👀

(i do fem!, gn!/enby!, male!, ftm!, and mtf! readers <3)

james wilson my beloved <333333

#house md #house md x reader #james wilson #james wilson x reader #house x reader #wilson x reader #lisa cuddy #lisa cuddy x reader #cuddy x reader #thirteen x reader #remy hadley #remy hadley x reader #lawrence kutner #kutner x reader #hilson #ash spam #cuddy headcanons #house headcanons #wilson headcanons #remy hadley headcanons #kutner headcanons #house x wilson #house x cuddy

[drarreckyninja]

Hilson Headcanon 1

House and Wilson sleep on top of each other (in the bed, couch, where ever you prefer) when Wilson flops down on the floor.

#house md #headcanon #hilson #house x wilson #house headcanons #relationship headcanons

[miss-writes-a-lot]

Back On My Bullshit Part 2: Dabihawks future au electric boogaloo

I'm back! Here's to part two of this thing I came up with literally five minutes ago! We're going to continue with the second half of the house. All images are sourced from Pinterest except for the hand drawn layout map. Possible spoilers ahead!

So we left of with the bathroom and other bedroom that might become an office which I think looks like this:

Then there's the left half of the house with Suzume and Keigo and Touya's rooms. I like to think Keigo and Touya's room has doors/a porch that lead outside because I think Keigo (should he still have his wings) goes out flying or just likes being outside, so they would have that. They have their own bathroom which doesn't really deviate from what I have above but here are the concepts for their rooms:

Suzume's room obviously changes with her developing taste for music and I'm sure that Dabi and Hawks' room would have more personal touches to them but these are just ideas. I'll come back with more.

Next time, I'll probably talk about my original series and their apartment like I did with their house here and maybe I'll talk about the au have for them in the works, so maybe look out for that. Hope someone liked this, and I will return with more cringe in the future.

Bye!

#bri talks #my writing #pinterest #house ideas #house headcanons #dabihawks #dabihawks lovechild #slight spoilers #spoilers #dabi #keigo takami #bhna #bnha hawks #bnha au

[chic-beyond-the-wall]

More medieval dyes for y'all!

#game of thrones #asoiaf #asoif/got #a song of ice and fire #house of the dragon #headcanon #fashion #hotd #asoiaf books #asoiaf fic #asoiaf fanfic #asoiaf fanart #asoiaf fandom #got fandom #got fic #got fanfiction #got fashion #got #game of thrones fanfiction #medieval dyes #medieval #natural dye #plant based #natural dyes #dyes

[lilislegacy]

*percy controlling akhlys’ poison to use it against her and choking her on her own tears and saliva*

annabeth: never do it again. never do anything like it again. i’m begging you

many years later

*percy and annabeth’s teenage children being held at knifepoint by enemies, seconds away from being killed*

annabeth: percy, do it

#percy: kiddos close your eyes okay? #the thing is #he did it to protect annabeth but in her eyes that awful sight wasn’t worth her life #it looked so evil and twisted #but if her children are in danger then there are no longer limits #she will gladly watch percy suck the blood from their eyes and mouths before she lets her children die #do NOT mess with their kids #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percababies #heroes of olympus #the house of hades #house of hades #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #dark!percy #dark percy #riordanverse #pjo headcanons

[that-bitch-kat3]

walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

#marauders #marauders era #sirius black #remus lupin #the marauders #wolfstar #the marauders era #harry potter #mwpp era #walburga black #remus john lupin #the noble house of black #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #dead gay wizards #young marauders #atyd #dead gay wizards from the 70s #hp marauders #atyd fandom #mwpp #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders fandom #the marauders fandom #jegulus #sirius x remus #remus x sirius #harry potter marauders #hp #harry potter marauders era

[astrolavas]

some grimwalker headcanons

#the owl house #hunter toh #hunter #toh art #hunter noceda #hunter deamonne #grimwalker #grimwalkers #headcanons #my art #fanart #toh hunter #flapjack #waffles #toh #they're all written out on my blog btw i just illustrated them now #grimwalker lore my BELOVED

[thebibliosphere]

I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.

He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.

Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.

In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.

Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.

Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?

That kid?

You think that kid is Red Robin?

Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.

#gotham knights game #I'm now incorporating this into all my Tim headcanons across the multiverse #twice a week as part of maintaining his Normal Teenager Identity #he streams random shit on YouTube/Twitch #he's got the full gamer set up in the background #LED lights around the ceiling and walls #rainbow keyboard/headset #mini fridge filled with Monster Energy Drinks #(other streamers have 'take a shot' prompts in chat. his audience has 'drink water before you die') #whenever he hosts a charity stream Bruce makes an appearance in chat via the official Wayne Enterprises account #and promises to match whatever they raise #and then hangs about for a bit to cheer Tim on #he's the epitome of 'are ya winning son?' meme #meanwhile off screen #Tim's keeping an eye on a seperate monitor #and helping Babs run remote ops #if his stream suddenly dies (which is does fairly often) he blames it on the Manor having shitty wifi #and that tracks #it's an old house #it's probably FILLED with lead and dead signal spots #in reality Tim killed the stream because Red Robin is needed #and no one will ever know

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

House's problem isn't that he lacks empathy. It's that he has too much. He cares to the point that it's self-destructive. That's why he avoids interacting with patients like the plague because he knows that he'll care. He knows that he'll get attached, and he can't cope with that kind of vulnerability. House can empathize with and understand people so well that if he didn't constantly fight against it, he'd lose himself. He insults people and hurts people, and pushes them away as a survival tactic. Nobody spends that much time trying to convince people they don't care when they actually don't care. He has experienced so much heartbreak and abuse that he's learned his only way to survive is to push people away. He's not just trying to convince others he doesn't care. He's trying to convince himself, too. And he fails every single time. Because Gregory House loves people. He relates to them, he cares about them, and he feels vast amounts of empathy for them. He never gives up on patients, and he'll try to convince you that it's just because he loves puzzles, and while he does, it also is because he cares. When you experience that much empathy for people, it saturates every single part of your life. Every interaction you have becomes painful and overstimulating. You start to lose yourself. House is desperately trying not to drown in the minds of others. His ability to understand and care about people is what makes him a great doctor, but it's a blessing and curse. So he bites and claws and avoids and fights because it's all he can do to stay afloat. He's trying to constantly battle experiencing the emotions of others, on top of his own emotions, all at the same time.

#I honestly think is a big reason he gets along with Wilson so well #Because while Wilson pretends to care as much as House actually does #Wilson doesn't actually give a shit about 99% of things #So he balances House out #House can be around him without suffocating underneath an oppressive amount of emotion #I'm sure it's like a breath of fresh air being around somebody who genuinely doesnt care when you care to much #Because then he doesn't have to worry about taking on another persons emotions plus his own at the same time #Not to get into my hannibal/house crossover again but Houses empathy reminds me of Will Grahams #house md #house #james wilson #greg house #gregory house #hate crimes md #hatecrimes md #housemd #house headcanons

[cora-illus]

Some Ninth House facepaint lore/design headcanons I drew up while working on my last piece :]

#the locked tomb #tlt #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #ortus nigenad #gideon nav #tlt headcanons #the ninth house #i can see crux wearing the priestess crushed beneath new laid rock. aiglamene probably basic vestige or the anchorite dying #i wanted to put more lore thoughts in but didnt give myself space sjdhgsfd

[yourfaveisomegaverse]

Lisa Cuddy, M.D. from House is an Alpha

#omegaverse headcanons #your fave is #your fave blog #omegaverse hc #your fave is blog #your faves blog #mod omega 🥺 #omegaverse #your fave is an alpha #house #house headcanons #house md #lisa cuddy #dr cuddy #cuddy house

[mallowsweetmiri]

Headcannon:

Percy started calling Annabeth his wife long before they ever got married. It started at some point in New Rome, they’d been living together for a few months in college, and some girl at a party had been getting a little too closer for Percys comfort. She’d asked him something along the lines of “what are you doing later tonight?” to which he replied “going home with my wife.” At first, Percy had shocked himself with his own words, but it only took a few seconds of thinking for him to relish in the idea. He’d known he was going to marry Annabeth for a while, but calling her his wife out loud made him feel some type of way. Annabeth of course found out, but she only scolded Percy once, because secretly she loved the label. After that, he just started referring to Annabeth as “my wife” to other people, and it gave him a feeling of euphoria which he knew would be nothing compared to the day when she would really be his bride.

#percabeth #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percy jackson headcanon #percy x annabeth #pjo hoo toa #piper mclean #percy series #percy pjo #percy jackson oneshot #percy jackson fic #percy and annabeth #percy jackon and the olympians #house of hades #jason grace #leo valdez #heroes of olympus #hereos of olympus

[iamjustafern]

#huntlow #digital art #my art #fanart #the owl house #hunter x willow #the owl house fanart #hunter toh #the owl house fanfiction #huntlow headcanons