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generic-anime-boy-bracket · 9 months

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Round 1, Group A: Matchup 4

Yoichi Isagi vs Ren Amamiya

Reasons for being generic + Propaganda below

Yoichi Isagi

Reasons:

he has black hair and blue eyes and looks sooooo generic because he looks like every other black hair and blue eyes anime character (etc kageyama from haikyuu) hes got the v shaped bangs and all

hes the blandest looking little guy of all time. sports anime protag no less. mans is hello kitty in the sanrio collab even though his character colour is green and his design is all blues, because he doesnt have defining characteristics other than his status as protag.

Propaganda:

listen. hes bland. hes generic beyond belief. he has the bangs triangle. he got hello kitty in the sanrio collab. hes also a leetle unhinged and it wouldnt phase me if he started canonically eating people (this is not the kind of sports anime that includes such violence) (this IS a battle royale/danganronpa killing game style media though) he says the most off-the-wall wild shit on the pitch, and then someone will say something just like it while theyre Not playing socer and he'll just be like "alright um bye then" and leave? he sees everything as puzzle pieces and recently tried to refer to another players ability with a name he made up.. in his head.. and didnt tell anyone before..... the other player was understandingly just left like '??? wtf is metavision' hes my silly !!!!!

Ren Amamiya

Reasons:

He's got messy black hair and simple clothes. He's also got fake glasses in order to look less supsicious and blend in. His personality is also fairly bland bc he's a player character

He’s a Japanese teenager with messy black hair and glasses. He literally only wears his school uniform or grayscale. I’ve never seen an MC look so much like I could’ve put his model at another desk in the background and noticed nothing.

Fairly normal high school kid who happens to get caught up in the fate of humanity and stuff. He did get in a minor altercation with a fascist politician before the game starts, which kicks off the entire plot.

When he’s a high school student he just looks like. a fucking guy. I’ll be honest I haven’t played persona I’m just in love with him so if any actual persona fans find this bracket and submit him I bet they’ll have something better lmao - smashy bros fan

messy black hair with bangs. designed to appear basic and unassuming, especially when he is in school and doing other normal high schooler activities (rather than when he’s in the meta verse as Joker). wears fake glasses to seem even more generic and unassuming

He's got messy brown hair and is the only character of the main cast of teens to wear his uniform in the most proper and normal way. He is just A Guy. That's his whole thing, is to look generic and to not stand out.

he's got that slightly messy black hair swag grey eyes average tall-ish height normal outfits normal uniform swag. the most interesting thing he has going on appearance wise is normal ass black rimmed glasses. i wish we could put pictures so i could show you how normal looking he is.

To be fair this is more of a stretch! But he still has the black scruffy hair, and also he has glasses, boy looks generic. But that's actually kinda the point! He's supposed to "fit in" and all that!

i hate this man he is everywhere i havent played the game but hes a mostly silent protagonist with like a possible harem and i want him wiped from this earth. unfortunately theyve announced yet another p5 spin-off. god save us.

Propaganda:

He's already the hair down and then he purposefully dresses more generic in order to blend in how fun is that?

His whole schtick is hiding in plain sight and never letting anyone see his true self. He was traumatized by the Japanese legal system when he put himself out there to save a woman from assault, and so now he does everything he can to blend in. He doesn’t even need glasses; he wears them to be more generic and unassuming. He slouches for the same reason, to minimize his height and come off as another disaffected teenager.

his generic anime guy-ness actually matters to the plot. he was falsely accused of assaulting someone and has been branded a dangerous criminal, so he tries to make himself as unnoticeable/unassuming/generic as he can, hiding his true self in order to avoid further trouble from people that already assume the worst of him. it is a shackle society placed on him, and working in the meta verse as joker allows him to be his true self

he is sooo special to me and very pretty. it's a good generic design that doesn't just look like an npc. extremely ordinary but not boring nor bland. cutie pie.

Already gave it but, it'd be funny for both Akechi and Joker to end up tied cause they both look pretty generic

#generic anime boy bracket #blue lock #isagi yoichi #yoichi isagi #persona 5 #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #p5 joker

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hauntedppgpaints · 1 month

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wait good morning please please talk about your a/b/o au. sitting so patiently and interested

WAUHG ty for asking im in love with this au

it all started with this post (thank you for your tags cam) about a younger alpha fucking an older omega out of menopause and back into fertility. cam's tags about bee and EJ caught my attention, and i brought it up to some friends in a hockeyblr discord. almost 1000 messages later, and it's a whole, league-wide au.

(TW for discussion of fertility issues, miscarriage, and abortion under the cut. CW for various kinks, including free use, and some questionable age gaps in relationships)

the pairings so far are (and bear with me, there are some weird pairings):

joel farabee(A)/erik johnson(O) and dylan larkin(A)/steve yzerman(O) in a polycule

Sasha Barkov(A)/Roberto Luongo(O)

Matthew Tkachuk(A)/Paul Maurice(O)

Auston Matthews(A)/Patrick Marleau(O)

Matthew Knies(A)/John Tavares(O)

William Nylander(A)/Henrik Lundqvist(O)

Dylan Strome(A)/Alex Ovechkin(O)/Nicklas Backstrom(O)

Quinn Hughes(A)/Henrik Sedin(O)Daniel Sedin(O)

Connor Dewar(A)/Brandon Duhaime(A)/Marc-Andre Fleury(O)

Connor Bedard(A)/Nick Foligno(O)

Tim Stutzle(A)/Claude Giroux(O)

Sean Couturier(A)/Danny Briere(O)

it started with me finding the idea of bee breeding EJ really hot, here's a little snippet i wrote about it:

bee meeting ej and loving his scent, but a certain previous captain he had taught him all about respecting an older Omega's space, especially in a new environment like getting traded to a new team. so he greets EJ like normal, and keeps his nose to himself. until EJ goes through a hotflash, and his scent pours out of him. EJ himself is fine, mildly irritated about the hotflash, but nothing else. his pheromones, however, are going fucking bonkers. and Bee is open-mouthed panting over the smell and it is known that alpha saliva can help soothe cramps eventually the hot flashes get so strong that bee has to say something. "hey, ej… if you ever. uh. need any help with anything, you can. hit me up, anytime, bud." ej just tilts his head in obvious confusion. way to explain yourself, bee. "like… with your-" another hot flash comes, and ej's scent of ripe omega floods the room. bee cant help the sudden pooling of alpha saliva that falls out of his mouth. he wipes it away as best he can. "with your heat flashes, or whatever." he explains. ej furrows his brow more, until it hits him, what bee is trying to say. his scent sours, and he curls in on himself a little. "sorry, i know i smell horrible right now. i'll get better scent blockers soon." bee's jaw drops. "no!! do not-" get with the program, bee. "you don't smell bad, bud. you smell-" more alpha drool. "fuck, dude, you smell so fucking good. i just wanted to. y'know. offer my help, if you ever need it." Cut to Bee, nose deep in EJ's cunt. EJ's got a fistful of Bee's hair, keeping him right where he wants him as Bee eats him out. Bee has his hand around his knot, because it fucking hurts, how hard he is, but he's happy right where he is. He'll knot his own fist, if EJ prefers it. Anything to get at the source of the smell. EJ doesn't experience full heats anymore, since he's going through menopause. he doesn't think he can get pregnant anymore, so he doesnt bother with a condom and he fucking loves how Bee fills him. he honestly thinks that even if he could get pregnant, he wouldnt put a condom on Bee because he's addicted to how much cum Bee fills him with

then it evolved to bee getting EJ pregnant, and EJ announcing his retirement, only to miscarry. bee and ej mourn for a long time, and eventually steve yzerman reaches out to them when word gets through the league grapevine what they're going through, and talks to them about carrying a child when the omega is older (since he and dylan went through it as well.)

the four of them bond over being old omega/young alpha couples, and they eventually all start sleeping together.

bee & ej do try again, and it takes- twins.

some of their kinks include a lot of switching (bee loves getting fucked by any designation), cockwarming (EJ buys a faux knot and knots Bee's mouth, and Bee falls into subspace right then and there), a LOT of wet&messy sex, frottage, kneeling, dirty talk about bitching bee from both ej and dylan

the team starts gossiping about Bee having two omegas at home And he overhears but doesn’t get it cause. He technically does have two omegas at home. And another alpha. But he doesn’t get the connotation of it “Yeah, EJ and Stevie” “Who tf is stevie” “Yzerman” “YOU HAVE STEVE YZERMAN AT YOUR HOUSE?” "Yeah, he's nesting with EJ right now" "STEVE YZERMAN IS NESTING WITH YOUR OMEGA?" "Okay first of all, EJ isn't mine, so go ahead and jot that down" “And Dylan’s hanging out with me, making sure I can keep the rest of the house safe” “Dylan….” “Larkin” “You have a rival team’s Captain and GM in your house, helping you through the post-pregnancy nesting.” So many teammates are gonna be like "... are you fucking Steve Yzerman." "I mean. he's usually fucking me, but yeah, sometimes." "WHAT"

This polycule is perfect because whenever Bee wants to do stereotypical alpha shit (very rare, usually only if the rut is really bad), he’ll go to Dylan instead of EJ and they can fight and fuck nasty through the worst of it When he’s at the peak of his rut, and he knows he wants a knot in his ass, instinct is fighting tooth and nail to not take a knot, so he knows Dylan can fight/wrestle him down and make him take one (consent was given prior to rut). Even as it swells inside him he’s gonna fight and claw at Dylan, even as his ass greedily milks Dylan’s knot

and now we move on to matthew tkachuk/paul maurice.

matthew, who's own rut cycle is a fucking mess when he gets to the panthers. it takes several months of a lot of visiting dynamic doctors and therapists to learn ways to handling his body trying to self-regulate after getting out of a really stressful situation with his previous team & coach.

It's after a good practice when a pseudo rut hits. Everyone is already showered and getting ready to pack up and head out, when Matthew hunches over with a quiet grunt. Scents and sounds become suddenly almost overwhelming- he can smell each and every teammate's scent, can identify everyone's secondary gender, and it's a lot. He keeps his eyes shut as he starts to do the breathing and focus exercises the trainers had taught him when his pheromones started going all whacky. He loses track of time, and when he opens his eyes, the locker room is empty. Except for Paul. Who is an omega. That Matthew is definitely into. But he's the head coach. But- "You alright, Matthew?" Paul asks. His scent (which is normally slightly muted, due to age) is in full bloom right now, ripe and making Matthew's mouth water. "Yeah," He pauses to wipe some drool about to fall out of his mouth. Gross. "Yeah, just. Dealing with some shit right now. Sorry if I smell gross." Matthew replies, shifting in his pants to try and give his hardening cock some breathing room. Paul catches the move, and his scent is. Hm. Definitely interested.

as their relationship progresses, they learn that, while matthew certainly likes the idea of getting fucked by paul, his body has an overwhelmingly negative reaction to it. no matter how they try, his alpha hind-brain just says no. but matthew is undoubtedly the submissive one in their relationship. thankfully, paul can work with that.

“Stay.” Paul commands with a point. Matthew squirms briefly, but stays kneeling in front of the couch, naked as the day he was born. Paul turns and heads to his room to grab a few extra towels, and a toy for Matthew. By the time he gets back, Matthew has his cock in hand, slowly grinding his knot into his fist. “Stop that.” Paul barks, and Matthew lets his cock go like it’s on fire. Paul drapes a few towels down on the couch, one at the foot of the couch in front of Matthew, and offers Matthew the toy. It’s basically a fleshlight, meant to lock around an alpha’s knot and pulse. “Put this on.” Matthew pauses briefly, before taking the toy and slowly fitting it over his knot, whimpering as it locks into place. As he does, Paul undresses, and sits down on the couch. Matthew starts open-mouthed panting at the scent of a horny omega, flushing bright red at the sight of Paul’s cunt and legs covered in slick. “How good are you at eating pussy, Chucky?” Matthew somehow manages to tear his eyes away from Paul’s cunt, and grins briefly. “Wanna find out?”

JESUS this got really long. if anyone wants to know more hmu

#answered ask #Anonymous #warden speaks #warden writes #omegaverse #beej au

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sollucets · 6 months

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rowan’s gmmtv2024 report:

hi everyone im back from my interview (i dont know yet but i’m hopeful, cross your fingers for me) and im supposed to take a nap before work but i have to yell a bit first you understand

(positives)

1. pluto……. oh my GOD

you guys dont get it i was Really into midnight museum june. i tried my best to watch a lot of things i really didnt like just for namtan tipnaree. i like her So Lots. and namtanfilm i just fully….. had no idea. absolutely none. but it works!! i love it!!! the plot is bonkers (your dead(?) twin was the girlfriend of a now-blind girl that you're lying to now?) and under normal circumstances i wouldnt be interested but namtanfilm Killed this trailer and i also know im going to have Bad second couple syndrome re: whatevers going on with ciize. i love ciize so much.

this was so so soooo good n unexpected . girls kissing onscreen at My gmmtv announcement? :') plus their bathtub scene & that princesses moment.. yeah. that fucks

2. my golden blood

photo proof of me going mildly ballistic about the rumors last week. i did indeed say a few unholy things shortly after this. and to have it be a VAMPIRE BL? gods save us all im going to be so annoying. i was a twilight kid you know it im going to shovel this into my face with abandon

im so down for vampire au fanfic main character princess gawin honestly. wanted by supernatural creatures for his sexy special blood! bridal carried! blood on his university top!!!! i love it i love it i love it

is this objectively a tad embarrassing? yes. are the special effects painfully cheesy? yes. do i care? no 💜

3. peaceful property

this was just so fun to watch the trailer :’) i really love the found family vibes i was getting plus the over the top ghost shenanigans. i’m a casual tay tawan enjoyer & i do really love jan (alex&nim / newjan in warp effect were very fun to me). the trailer felt very warm n fun and bright, so im down. im into it

4. the trainee

we are in “sure i’ll watch that” territory now instead of extreme excitement but i thought this trailer was really fun & cute. i love view, obviously, so the amount of screentime her character got was good for me, and im 👀👀 about those girls. and offgun’s relationship seemed really fun & genuine :’) this seems nice! dont let me down!

5. wandee goodday

i think this looks fun! its a higher heat but still silly, which suits, and it appears to have fake dating which is a weakness trope of mine. also this is one of my bingo squares (adult non-office bl) so yes absolutely ill watch this. thank you p’golf but Please can we get podd Something this time

(mixed feelings)

6. kidnap

i have notably dissonant emotions about ohm pawat (lets not get into it) but i do actually enjoy this kind of forced proximity plotline even if i fear what theyll do with the opening kidnapper/kidnapee relationship. i feel… Something…. about this? yes. something is being felt. there is hope for me here, maybe, perhaps. really though if they want to keep him they should give ohm a smiley role again someday. it feels like everything ive seen him in since bb is all…. violence generational trauma death etc (for the worse imo)

7. gemfourth kiekoi

i think they can do it and it’ll be cute... gemfourth suit aoki and iida well. its just…. i dont know, i have an instinctive ‘noooo’ reaction to this remake. i like kiekoi soso much and i worry a lot. it does not have the exact charm for me.

also for me i wanted something a little different out of gemfourth. they have the range. but again, i do think theyll do well enough with this? so i'm mostly just being..... idk. :<

8. we are

i will at the very least attend e1! but this is too many couples for me if im honest, and they dont seem to be gunning to do anything super interesting. i do love aouboom & i like pondphuwin a lot (i Love pond’s hair in this trailer btw bless) but …. im not invested enough to make it interesting on its own. and [pouty baby voice] i wanted aouboom leads

(negative but ill try to be brief)

9. ossan’s love (the most negative of them all. look away. im so sorry earthmix i love you)

you guys are going to give earth pirapat a fucking complex before he even turns 30. he BETTER be playing haruta (i know hes not). this is just so silly!!! gmmtv doesnt deserve to have this one! this is not right for so many reasons but the most important is that they have no actual correctly aged men. no no no i am so so opposed. and theres not even a trailer 😰 you guys cut that shit out

10. ploy’s yearbook

looks…okay, its giving 55:15 a little bit, but the filmjoong adopted siblings romance threw me so violently that i doubt ill even consider touching it. absolutely not, you guys. gmmtv failing to be normal about siblings yet again! even though i like several of these actresses a lot i really.. i cant do it. also..... is earth a high schooler or is he forty.,, i feel like they're gaslighting us somehow. pairing him with namtan will not improve this situation for me you can't get out of it so easy

(miscellaneous extra commentary no one asked for)

11. only boo (?)

this looks cute? but not in a way where ill watch it unless i have nothing else going on. also unless im mistaken... was that milkbook??? innovation. love it

12. high school frenemies

those boys should be being gay about it instead of whatever shit they're actually doing. very nearly gayer than some of the bl trailers. i do not like this kind of genre thing but viewjune are there so ill still at least consider it.

13. summer nights

incredible how little i can care about something so fast. i'm not like, seethingly angry or anything but it's incredible, truly, how fast any trace of interest dropped away

i dont have anything else to say about the trailers! i will not be addressing the music here as it pains me in many ways.

finally, the personal elephant in the room: no firstkhaotung at all :< you guys know what i am, so obviously i indulged in a little dramatics about it this morning but i do understand. there's a part two that we've now been thoroughly assured they'll be present in, and also they have a show that's actively airing right now, so i'm not too worried. i did sort of expect a minor role for one or both of them at the very least though? but if they actually get a break out of this i'll be happy. please rest boys

(also khaotung on school rangers is, objectively, hilarious. sorry baby they're gonna make you do tasks)

okay! that's all! perhaps nobody wanted to know this

#rowan chatter #gmmtv2024

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bubbles-lounge · 1 year

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Hi!!

I’ve had this brain rot for like MONTHS now and I wanted to spill it lol..

This I my first time requesting so bare with me here 😭

So what if the reader was a singer and whenever the reader would go on tour, or hosted a concert, Dottore would secretly watch. but what if one day reader noticed Dottore and accidentally made it obvious that the reader knew he was there.

So like when the reader would end the concert out of fear, Dottore decides to take reader. 🫣

Bonus; if you could make the reader female 🤧

Imma send this before I chicken out..😭

.... Anon... Give me your brain pleaseeeeee/j

Nook don't chicken out I'm nice I swearrrrr(I think at least) I love the request, im here for your brain rot.

Dottore has been plaguing my mind so I'm really happy.

Ima add someone else who likes reader but like they are just a background character they aren't important if you want one without the guitarist then I'll re make it.

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You were have having in of your normal concerts as the crowd was singing along with you as you shrugged off the felling if being watched, everyone got louder as you and the guitarist were looking at each other and smiling. You had quickly skimmed over the crowd to see the people's enjoyment as it kept you going but then you see someone, you see him..

Dottore...

Why was the 2nd fatui harbingers here?! You panicked but kept your cool so your performance wouldnt be effected... Was he the reason you felt like you were being watched? You kept looking over at him and staring at him he was excluded from the crowd as he stared right at you even when you looked away he was staring at you.

The sing finished as you quickly made an announcement that you had to end the concert early due to a problem, as you looked over to dottore seeing him smirking at you... You quickly bowed as your band followed picking up something was wrong with you as you all left the stage, you being faster than the rest.

You quickly explained it to your hand as they were in shock and hugged you. They promised to help you if you get in trouble with him, they truly were amazing friends. As you all packed up to head home back to liyue, you apologized as they promised it was fine as you had a valid reason.

You all went back to the shared house that you had rented for the trip and you were all trying to sleep, if only you knew what would be waiting for you, you would have asked your friends to sleep in the same room, you used to do it all the time... You wished you had asked....

You woke up as you opened your eyes to a....different room?! You panicked. You quickly looked around seeing a coat and placing it on you as you opened the door to see him... How did he find me... Why am I here?!

He smiles at me as he stares at me with obsession. He grabbed your face as he asked you questions.

"Are you alright your in quote the state? I hope your not uncomfortable in your new room. Why are you leaving in your nightgown? "

I stared at him in horror. Why was I in his house?! What is going on?! I opened my mouth as I spoke in a shaking voice

"Why am I here? What do you want from me? "

He smiled at me as he leaned down and whisper to me

"I dont want anything but you. I don't give to your shows for no reason you know and when you spotted me I just had to grab you for myself. "

You have had a few stalkers but none as powerful as him nor willing to actual kidnap me! He took my hand as he led me back into the room as he sat down on the bed pulling me beside him, it was only then I noticed the chains on my wrists... I was to panicked before to realize... Now I'm stuck here.... Alone with him..

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I hope you liked this!

Remember to eat and drink lots<33

Remember that you are stunning, beautiful and wonderful<33

Enjoy your day/night<33

#🌹Yumi-Writes🌹#genshin impact #yandere #yandere genshin impact #unhealthy love #dottore x reader #yandere dottore #dottore #singer!reader #singer x stalker #ask

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bellybiologist · 1 month

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Brainstorming

Okay so! I'm a little feeling Not Well for several reasons. Will be going to the clinic on Monday to see if im having more GI tract issues or if its a Weird Muscle Thing.

So, with things as they are, subscription income and it's content is Not Looking Good. I've looked at other places, and unfortunately, most are going the same route as Patreon. There is subscribestar.adult, but the problem with that site is that it has fewer payment options. Basically, Paypal is out and you'd need a bank card or something (might be other options, but i haven't fully checked). I know this inaccessibility is for a fact gonna slash any income and prevent a lot of people from moving.

Ultimately, any losses will have to be picked up by commissions, which is problematic because I am not a fast artist, with my health Doing Things combined with my ADHD-induced executive dysfunction. I'd have to change prices based on which option i end up using (which is what i was already doing, but will have to adjust due to these considerations)

So some current options I've considered are: ===== 1. Move- Simply set up shop at subscribestar and just take the subscription hit. Continue business as normal and pad losses with commissions, which, of course will have to go up in price. Support on other sites (patreon/ko-fi) can still be collected, but I really wouldn't have an easy way to get content to them as i wouldnt be able to post on them, which will be a problem.

2. Make "subscriber content" free- Continue using patreon, ko-fi, subcribestar, etc as differing venues for Unspecified Artist Support and not actually posting things there, using them purely for announcements. No content will be posted at all on those sites to avoid breaking their draconian rules. For my own sanity, I just make any content available for everyone. In addition to all content... events and polls would be open to everyone too and I'd use google doc polls to just collect interactions.

3. Go Full on commissions- Use sites for Unspecified Artist Support like above, but stop doing what I usually do for patreon and just fully try to meet my quotas via commissions. No patreon work will def mean commissions will get done sooner, though that'd mostly be offset by the fact I need to take more of them.

=====

I'm also considering offering physical media- such as offering prints of some such of specific pieces. I'd have to see significant interest in it tho and if the work to get that stuff out is something i can actually do.

I will still be brainstorming more things over the course of the week, as there are certainly more ways to go about things, and I'll be making a survey to collect feedback, so if you have anything that can help in these trying times, advice, suggestions, even simple comments about how things are and would like to see... feel free to let me know! I need something to work with to help narrow down which options are viable and what people would like so I can yknow. Pay Rent. Because in the end, I'm very much going to require my audience to keep me afloat no matter which path I go!

#announcement

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randomwriteronline · 5 days

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So do you ever think about how there's a passage in an official Bionicle book that reads "Gresh rode hard"? Like, do you ever stop and think about it? And realize it's very gay in the context of it being a story of him and Gelu working together? Or you're normal?

Ages ago i was about to ask a boy who called a girl i was friends with a spermsucker for No Discernible Reason what sperm was to embarrass him back bc i genuinely didnt know and assumed my experiences were universal so i was convinced that he didnt know it either (wed studied the reproductive system the year before) (i had zoned the fuck out) so its safe to say that passage mightve flown right over my head and also im fairly certain that was Strakk and not Gelu he was working with, though about Gelu i do have a stupid funny idea that once things are peaceful and fine and all the surviving glatorian meet up for drinks n shootin the shit or smth at some point he just loudly announces "btw i like shoving my tongue in metal holes" and everybody else very quickly hushes to collectively experience the five stages of grief except for Tarix who goes "finally something you have in common with Kiina" and she tries to kill him

So while i do not think about Gresh riding hard im pretty sure i wouldnt qualify as normal

#random talks #i also have! general age vibes hcs! and gresh feels Not Old Enough for that double entendre to be funny instead of hhh to me #in the case youre wondering the hole gelu is talking about is the mouth which is the only hole toa/matoran/turaga have #he made out with lesovikk once and figured out the reason he never clicked with any partner is just bc his type is 80% Made Of Metal #kiina on the other hand has not made out with a toa yet. she wants gali so much shes exploding but gali is havin a Gals Bein Pals situation #bc she has no clue what romance is #gali: (recounts a little embarrassed how she curbstomped Icarax and destroyed Karzhani with he water outrage)#kiina (shaking so hard her femurs are dislocating): could you do that to me next

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theminecraftbee · 1 year

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it would be really funny if everyone wore just their normal clothes but tango had like. A whole Asskicking Outfit™️. Like you can’t say he wouldnt come up with a new outfit only for fighting

(Me thinking about your persona au: “ok but it would be really funny if-” <- is also the one who sent the mascot ren and rat oli asks)

it's after crying properly about their crazy plan working and fighting monsters in another world for days and oh my god, they almost died, skizz WOULD HAVE died, unlike if skizz had died no one would have found them if they had, this is crazy, skizz is alive, he woke up, they saved him from something no one has been able to be saved from before -

anyway. it's after the four of them finish crying about that, and after skizz makes them promise that they're going to do this for other people in town, that they aren't going to stop saving people. it's after impulse realizes that he still hears voices in the negative world, asking for help. it's after the doctors baffled refusal to accept them trying to explain, it's -

well, the point is. it's been a really emotional day all-around.

this is why impulse forgives tango for saying: "i think we should wear capes."

they're all piled around skizz's hospital bed. no one's kicked them out yet because, well, they still aren't sure if skizz is about to drop dead again, and they feel sorry for them. terrifying, true, but at least useful right in that moment.

"what?" impulse says.

"well, you know," tango says. "we're just running around in t-shirts, man. we should buy capes or something."

"i don't disagree," zed starts.

"you don't disagree?" impulse says.

"shush you," zed says. "my point is, where do we buy a cape? halloween isn't for like, another several months, and none of the halloween costume places are selling them."

"we could make them," tango says. "oooh, and cool outfits. you know, i'm not that good at sewing, but my friend has this sewing machine i can borrow."

"oh, don't worry, i can sew," assures zedaph.

"you can sew? why?" impulse asks. "i thought your thing was..."

there's a long pause.

"actually it makes perfect sense you can sew. for the record, i'm submitting that we have to keep on lighting open flames, we shouldn't have as much loose fabric as a cape implies."

"boring!" announces tango. "you're boring! we're making capes."

"you'll be like superheroes," skizz says from the bed. "aw, man, that's so cool. i got rescued by real-life superheroes."

something twists in impulse's chest.

"you know what? sure. lets make capes," he says.

"ahaha! aw man, let's go!" tango says. "zed, zed, pull up those designs from when we were in sixth grade -"

"wormman deserves better than that!" zedaph says, and impulse watches, and -

it's been an emotional day. he'll give them all that.

(RANK UP! the fool rank two.)

#answered #theoretical persona au #...whoops accidentally wrote. a whole ficlet there #anyway just saying. yeah you're right. they don't get magic outfits but tango absolutely homemakes them

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ace-pervert · 2 years

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Lets be honest the people who accuse others of moral degeneracy dont belong on this site, in the same way that a person who despises polish people absolutely should not live in what once was the polish neighborhood of a city, and a rabid priest really shouldnt live in an increasingly abandoned red light district.

The reason i say this is because before 2019 Tumblr was a porn site.... im joking it wasnt a porn site. But it was a website where pornography, and erotica blogs were common, diverse in terms of fetishes, and extremely popular with tumblr users and non tumblr users alike.

Tumblr was also famous for its lack of moderation, especially when it came to fan content, and users ability to quickly quickly spread posts through reblogs . Making it the perfect place to share fan art, fanfiction, etc. Causing fandoms to flourish on tne site.

Aside from the porn/erotica and fandoms, the site was very LGBT+, ND, and minority (religious, ethnic, or racial) friendly, with many posts and blogs focusing on the experiences of, and issues faced by groups belonging to those categories. Which naturally meant that it was attractive for people of those groups looking for a place to talk and exchange information with others like them, or exchange information with groups they normally wouldnt come in contact with. This combined with the sites lax moderation made it a breeding ground for political activism.

All of this combined led to Tumblr becoming synonymous with porn, gay people, fandoms, and social justice, and that in turn led to it becoming a very popular and active site. This reliance on those interrests is why varous crackdowns of erotica blogs after the passing of SESTA/FOSTA, the porn ban of december 2018 , and various waves of deletions of political/fandom blogs each led to a decline in users.

Ive mentioned the december 2018 porn ban already, but now im going to go into detail about what it did to the sites culture. Before the porn ban the dominant culture on this site was sex positive, pro lgbt, anti racist, pro free speech, and very pro freedom. The natural result of the porn blogs, lgbt blogs, minority focused blogs, and other freedom reliant blogs (meaning that without certain freedoms their blogs couldnt exist, or that the blog owners were aware that they needed certain freedoms for their lives to be pleasant).

After the porn ban was announced many porn bloggers left, many if not most of whom were LGBT. Those that remained after the ban went into effect tried to limit their content to SFW stuff, but the bots used by Tumblr were, and still are, bad at distinguishing between SFW and NSFW, with the bots being rather famous for targeting same sex SFW content, leading to many losing their blogs and giving up after the first or second loss of their blog.

The loss of these blogs innitially didnt change the culture that much, as many lamented the loss of these bloggers, and attempts were made to maintain some semblance of normality. But time progressed, the porn ban wasnt undone, more old user people left or became inactive, new people joined who werent here during the sites glory days, and a new culture started forming which centered around the site being a shell of its former self.

However in the past year ive noticed something else changing. What ive noticed is a rise in anti sexuality, anti lgbt, anti freedom, " traditionalist" attitudes among former anti-social justice warrior bloggers i used to follow. Anti social justice warrior, or antisjw goes beyond the scope of this post. But suffice it to say that the ones i followed were anti authoritarian ,anti racist, pro porn (mostly), and pro lgbt. There isnt a term for them, and tradcon doesnt really cover what they are, nor does neo puritan, so ill need to come up with my own term. Since they call everyone degerates ill call em Degenerationalists.

Degenerationalists complain about moral decline both on this site and outside of it, people invading spaces and then trying to change things to suit their desires, "degenerates", gay people trying to indoctrinate children, various other things with the general theme of them as the wise noble moral crusaders and everyone else as the anti moral savages. The great irony being that every single thing they complain about, applies to their presence on this site.

Degenerationalists only started appearing after the people that defined and formed Tumblrs (and much of the old internets) pro sex, pro lgbt, pro equality, pro freedom morality, left, making them a sign of the sites general and moral decline. Degenerationalists preach morals which are completely against the very views that defined Tumblr untill fairly recently, making them the very type if people they say invade others spaces. They occuse people who have been here since begore the porn ban and whose morals are the same as the core values of this site of being degenerates, while the degenerationalists have given up all those values. They constantly proclaim the virtues of keeping children away from gay people and teachers, so they can teach them the "right views" , in practice talking about indoctrinating them. The list goes on and on. With every single thing they preach as evil applying to them, making them at best hypocrites of the highest order.

However even if you ignore the hypocrisy, the fact remains that Degenerationalists views on the world dont suit this site. They suit other sites better, and they know they do. So frankly thats where they should go. To those other sites, so the rest if us can enjoy whatevers left of this place that for many of us, is one of the few places that online we can call home.

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kumezyzo · 10 months

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HI HOW ARE YOU!!!!!!! i hope you are having a good day :)))

i’m ngl i’m so soft for both but if i had to pick a favourite i would choose normal (?) reader idk i just looooove that but i also like him simping over a youtuber/streamer too ugh this is hard!!!!! what’s your favourite? :)

-🐬

HIIIII!!! i had to babysit my veryyyyy younger cousins today so im a little worn but its fine 😅

i think ive personally thought about streamer reader so much more (cause im sick in the fuckin head) (and i lowkey dont think he wouldnt like me if he just ran into me or something 😭😭)

but i totally get what you mean!! normal (?) reader would obviously get a more private relationship and life. and the idea of people not having a pre-existing idea of reader when they announce their relationship so theres just more room for people going simply based on first impressions. i feel like they would a relationship similar to Heath Hussar and Mariah Amato (if youre not familiar with them please look up a compilation of them cause theyre so fucking cute istg. mariah wasnt famous at all and everyone, like, loved her instantly and fell in love with)

and also, with streamer reader, there would be so much content of the two before they start dating. i feel like with them, it would be a building relationship that people maybe dont see at first until the months leading up to them together. i have a feeling reader would have barely public relationships through the years but none of them sticking until our beautiful man 🥰. (or maybe not at all and people just saw how good of besties they were until they dated)

anywayyy, i just lowkey just wanted to gauge how many people prefer what while being extremely bored and thx for your opinion

much love -Nony

#sapnap #sapnap x reader #dteam #streamer reader #sapnap x streamer #sapnap x y/n #normal (?) reader #🐬 anon

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sajdd · 2 years

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hey hi! im not that active with all the stuff that’s been going on, and I’m pretty confused about what’s happening w/ dream atm- I know about the genera stuff, but why is techno getting mentioned all of a sudden? if you don’t wanna answer that’s fine as well ^^ have a good day !

essentially, dream did a livestream with technos dad which was about remembering techno and talking about memories and also gathering money for charity

which by itself isnt a bad thing at all

but. with the timing of everything :) its a bit. suspicious. especially with how dream is known for doing damage control streams and all that stuff so.

especially after he once said he wouldnt be doing anything like that, which again, its not strange to change your mind but the TIMING is certainly putting things into question

also ive heard hes just gone back to posting normally on social media after that stream so :))) if thats any confirmation to our suspicions

essentially its just him repeating his pattern of doing damage control through a twitlonger that doesnt really say anything, and then using his friends for damage control

so it very much feels like hes using technos passing to get back to being seen in a positive light, and to distract people from "the drama" and be able to come back normally. it feels disgusting.

i know of course theres the possibility of "this was the only time they could do it" but youd think we'd hear about such an event if it was planned right? given the importance of it and the fact it was for charity too. ccs ALWAYS announce when theyre doing something for charity, especially if its personal. this felt like it was out of nowhere.

tldr: this conveniently poor timing lines up perfectly with his history of handling situations and accusations like this which makes it seem suspicious given the recent accusations

(sorry for the rambling i hope this explanation makes sense)

#dream situation

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junggunz · 6 months

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ok like...recent thoughts. i got a lot of them.

kinda crazy how i only recenly passed 600 followers and i stay losing track of messages in my inbox if i dont answer them as they come in orrrr i get distressed when i get requests and can't write them fast enough LOL ESPECIALLY since sometimes i wanna write for csm and jjk characters but those fandoms are so big i know i would get a bunch of followers i couldn't handle.

i also appreciate how everyone who has sent in requests for oneshots/drabbles like ages ago during the summer has just accepted im slow as shit with writing and no one has tried to rush me. i luv that for us. it's actually so nice that i haven't had to aggressively remind anyone that i write for my own enjoyment by dropping my venmo/paypal to announce that if you want me to do something faster, money will motivate me HAHAHA

with how much gun has been showing up in my inbox, i might just say fuck it and throw my spooky halloween oneshot for him up to the priority list. especially since i've been in a slump with other halloween prompts??? like normally for halloween i get a bunch of ideas but this year...i haven't had as many. i think it's bc my job has already started playing christmas music lmfao.

if i can figure out how to write the threesome with fratboy!jake and sammy that doesn't sound like the last one i wrote (just with more plot) in a timely manner, i'll do something halloween themed for one or two of the windbreaker characters too. i know for sure if i have time for it, joker would be my first pick for a windbreaker halloween fic. idk who the second character would be yet.

i said this already but like...windbreaker has me acting up. i wanna write stepbrother!jay jo or tutor!jay jo so bad. i never had any malice toward shelly but im just saying...she wouldnt even know what to do with all that dick. kinda like how vinny didnt even know what to do with all of yumi's ass LMFAOOOO.

#.txt

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justageneralsimpindeed · 9 months

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Naughty boy

Tw:drug use,alchol use,impact play,slight knife play, mommy kink, violence, degrading,choking, hisoka is a warning himself,not established relationship, stalking

If I missed any feel free to comment and tell me.

He watches you as the muscle of your thighs flex and every groove is traced out to him nmby sweat.The sheer power of them radiates gracefully and yet so aggressively off of you.The determination,the excitement Hisoka found in your more dilated than normal eyes,were something not often seen,but so often savoured.He has to, otherwise you might become too bitter of a fruit to pluck.You smirk in delight,his aura tantalizing ,his arousal not so evident to the crowd but to you...it was quite a show to see the tent in his pants form.The feeling was somewhat mutual,the slick starting to make its way to present itself on the otherside of your panties.A succesuful fight would increase your fragile ego much more and make your mental stability much more unhealthy.Lose and you lose your mind.

Strength is a gift,often debated on what it specifically is.But there is one thing that you can best describe it as to help you understand; power.Eventhough it is a synonym,your backstory understands this word much more.You still remembered how it felt to scrape up coins together,you can still remember how malnourishment smelled.It was probably for the best as all you had were leftovers from your rich and prospering neighbouring city,thrown away into trash bins where you still remember the crunching of ... somethung between bread.You wouldnt be able to tell what it was even if you were to look for it . It was that or the bread contaminated in toxins,the same toxins that killed off your family and almost you.

Hisoka watches you with greedy eyes , consuming every angle of your...rubenesque image.From what he's heard you can be quite a toxic bitch if your not in a good mood before a fight. He can confirm this,his protection allowed you to grow beyond your limits.He knows what your good and bad moods are and your in a great mood.That's a shame.Or atleast it would be if he hadnt tried to piss you off.

“BEGIN!”

Hisoka launched himself towards you,hand already balled into a fist and flying past your face,only because you were alert.Your fingers wrap around his wrist,tightening to a lethal vice grip before your knee is digging into his gut.

"OW!THAT'S GOTTA HURT! NOT A SECOND OR WORD IS SPARED AND WE'VE ALREADY GOT A CLEAN HIT!"

The two of you danced across the ring,blood spewing left and right from each other, paying no mind to the blaring of the speakers or the cheering crowd.You were lost in his eyes filled with lust and that was one of the many things you had in common despite being so different.You had been drawn to this man despite the fact his only want for you is the want for your blood on his hands.Just like the people you hated,you killed them with no regret.no love,no trust of their words of change and their empty promises.Something hisoka was willing to sacrfice for his own needs with no hesitation and not an ounce of guilt.

As you try to kick his side, his fingers wrap around the ankles of your leather boot only for you to ruthlessly strike his neck.Hisoka immediatley stumbles back the excitement,the bloodlust slipping through that “innocent” magician facade.You run towards him easily dodging a kick,but before you can strike his gut again the back of his hand crashes against your jaw.

Your sent tumbling back as you can feel our teeth grinding at each from impact and all you can do is slightly glare at the man ,who stood tall and proud as the referee announces a clean hit.You want to protest but your lips are sealed shut with your blood that is already trickling down your chin only for you to wipe it off and immediately punch hisoka in the chest.

"FOLKS ARE YOU SEEING THIS!CLEAN HIT AFTER CLEAN HIT Y/N STILL MAULS THROUGH HISOKA!"

An eruption of your name nearly brought hisoka to his knees,but it was at this moment he began to shiver,lips curved into a smile and trembling profusely, eyes wide open and crazed as his finger teases you to come play with him.Your cheeks starting to pale again as your blood had slighlty cooled the last thing you want is to kill the man who saved you and given you a chance in Heavens Arena.But at that moment,everything went to shit.

Your pulled towards him ,his fist slamming into your face, cheek first before gliding into your nose. Blood spurts from your demolished nose as you can already taste a bruising forming at your cheek.Hisoke dives for another taste but is stopped as your eyes darken and your nails dig into his trachea leaving him gagging on his own spit.The world is nothing to you now all that is left is you and hisoka shamelessly whimpering in your clutch.His heel clashes with your jaw but you simply slam him down.He is quick to move as your boots rise and drive into the very concrete his very own head layed on.You nearly killed him,such a thoughtless and savage act had him craving and he still fealt there was more to prod.

"Y/n "he moved to begind you and he whispered ,his lips brushing against the back of your ear "If that's your best you dissapoint me"and with that an uppercut is dealt he is practically ragdolled across the platform and you follow him.Hips seem to subttly but automatically thrust up as you sit on his bulge.His dick poking at your hole even with both of your clothes very much on.A frenzy of punches has him moaning out your name falling now on the ears of the poor referee whose now already ended the fight with you as the winner.Hisoka knows he's lost but he's somewhat glad as he knows he taught you well,despite the fact he wasn’t even trying to fight you.His hands wrap around your balled hand stopping you from beating him to death and therefore never being able to bear witness to you again.

A simple pull towards a hug has you calmed down after a few moments.His hands bloody and stained .You stare at the floor eventually giving up to his embrace now recognizing the wetness from his pants spreading to yours.

"Y/n did you really have to attack me in the hallway after the match?"You scowled as you dug the cloth futher earning a quick whimper "Cut the crap,way you were looking at me you were begging for that"

"The hell ,hisoka.You know how i get."You scold as you clean his wounds a bottle of wine by your side as you just couldn't be bothered to go to the store and get something."You know i couldn't help it, y/n~"he chuckles before he slightly winces,letting out a small whimper as you dig the cloth into a cut you made.

"Mmmmmm,already know me so well~"

"..."

"Hisoka?"

A small hum of question erupts from him."what exactly did you see in me?"Hisoka seems to tense at the question only for a second before he works to stifle his laughter.He turns to see your face inches from his,eyebrows knitted in annoyance.

"You..."He starts ,seemingly trying to get a lump out of his throat,which dug into your insecurities. Hisoka Morrow, a floor master,who shamelessy moaned upon impact of your hits,who didnt care about what other thought of him,who had opened his door a few minutes back naked when you came to check on him and almost walked down the hallway to your room so, if you hadn't intervened.The sneaky bastard couldn't give you an answer and it pissed you off.

You sigh grabbing the nearest alchol that wasnt the wine you were using and started chugging. "Y/n I-" He begins,nowing at the rate you were consuming alchol as a lightweight it would get emotional.But his efforts are short lived as you turn to him tears in your eyes "Was I really just like everyone else!When everyone tried to cripple me with bloodlust,why did you take me in even though I didnt know shit about nen!"Pent up frustration finally bursting out of you was a sight to behold. Hisoka's jaw hit rock bottom.The same girl whom he had met,whom he had watch walk through bloodlust as if with ease despite not knowing nen,was crying,not just emotional but crying.All those years he has known you,he never took you one to be so affected by another persons view of you,atleast not like this ."I-I don't want to be replaced..."Your back hits the fridge as you slide down it.A small packet drops down from the top,right for hisoka to see.

Before you can quickly grab and dispose of it,Hisoka flings it towards him with bungee gum observing the contents.

"Hisoka-"

"Is this methamphetamine?"

"Hisoka,stop..."

"Y/n is this methamphetamine?Answer me."He says these words so calmly and yet you snap"What the fuck do you think?!"You yell,eyes puffy and red,a harsh sweat trailing down your brow and snot running down your face.Hisoka simply stares.He looks at the bag again then at you then the bag finally landing back on you before puting the delicate thing on a nearby counter and walking over to you.

The look in his eyes was pity amongst so many unreadable emotions.You would feel comforted to know that the unpredictable hisoka was still in a way there if not for the pity and the fact he was now cornering you against the fridge.

"What are you doing?"

"..."

"Hisoka."

"..."

"Hisoka."You slightly more tense and even so you have no reply.

"For fucks sake Hisoka!Scream,shout,say anything!"

He halts,just inches away from you. He looked you up and down,sweaty,with bags under your eyes,your frame frail and skinny,your eyes screaming with anxiety.Your lips are trembling more than your body,your breath heavy laced with alcohol.Subtle hints of the drug effect during your fight now put on full display. It would be such a repulsive sight and yet he leaned down,gently cupped your cheek,and placed his lips on yours.You both are bruised and toughened from the fight earlier that day but never did you anticipate that he would kiss you and gently was a shock on its own.You were expecting to have your nose broken a second time if he kissed you as he would slam his face to yours,his hands groping everywhere after he had ripped your clothes off.Never could you anticipate that his kiss would be so gentle and caring to you when you where at your worst and under the influence. Your eyes are still wide as he places a hand on you back , keeping one in place to slowly stroke your cheek.As he opens his eyes again he senses you ease slightly.

"Enjoyed that didn't we-"He grind smugly until you are practically dipping him,hands smushing his face together as you kiss him tounge first.You watch him through half lidded eyes,teasing and condensing him as he squirms in your grip."Y/n as much as you make me want you,your under the influence too easy to break."You stare at him and watch as hisoka can no longer predict what you do.

The order from your brain in quicker than you think, as you slam your fist into his face.Leading him to tumble back,leaning on a counter.You feel hisoka tense as you grab him again by the hair lifting his head to face you,to which he headbutts you.You grab a knife as he pulls out his cards,hurling them at you.The knife slices the left side of your shirt revealing your bra.You lightly chuckle before shoving him on the floor knife digging into the wound you had been cleaning.

He slightly whimpers as he notices the position the two of you are in,he's on the floor with you straddling his bulge,which you diabolical self rocks against.He gives out a soft moan"too easy to break huh?"You stare down at him.He looks back at up at you with something he's not ao sure of. One day you'll be at each others throats,the next you could be undressing each other with your eyes and then literally.

Your nails trail against his chest slowing to a halt once you reach his waist band as you wait for his approval. "Y/N please..."he mumbles as you smile taking the knife from off his wound hand still at the waistband."Y/n please."his voice a little more stern.You fiddle with the waist band of his boxers pulling it up before releasing it back at his skin.He waits impatiently,not daring to squirm as not to feed you his ego but you tracing his hips with your other hand only made things harder.You slowly begin to hump against his hard on making his jaw go slack eyes widened,back arched and skin a vibrant red unlike the normal ghostly pale colour."Y/n I-I nghhhh~"his teeth clench as you roll your hip faster edging him closer while your lips grace of his adams apple.Then you stop.Everything.

"Y/n!Wha-"Hisoka whines at the tantalising effect of release."Y/n please dont stop,please!" He moans out yet again.A subtle grin is what gives him his words."Mommy...please fuck me~" he begs,the sinful groan paired with his words has you stunned for only a moments as you fingers finally hook under his waistband and tug his pants down enough for his cock to spring free.You remain straddled on his lap as you bring your shirt over your head tossing it over somewhere.

Your eyes widen at the sight of Hisoka's dick. His nicely groomed pubic hair is unnoticed as your given eye candy of Hisoka's raging red hard on,leaking misty white drops of precum.His size intimidates you with an erection of atleast 9 inches .The girth is unimaginable ,veins decorating the side of his cock. Soft touches of Hisoka's hand on your thigh brings you out of your trance."Are you still sure?"He asks one final time,a characteristic that is still scaring the shit out of you.Your fingers softly claw at his cheek earning you a shudder of arousal from him.His hands begin to shimmy you out of your pants as you slowly stroke his cock.

You still are enchanted by the flushed red tip,how painful it looks all because of you. However,you were willing to assist him with it as not only did he feed your ego with his begging but because as much as you’d hate to admit you couldn’t really handle much more of your own teasing .You get up taking off your pants along with your soaked panties,a cocky smirk now being seen on your face instead of his for once.The sight of your bare cunt has his cock twitching as he tries to squirm up to his feet and then he realises he can’t even do that.He stares at you wide eyed trying to atleast put some distance between the two of you.He trapped where you want him by your nen ability.He looks up at his hands binded above his head by his own nen ability but he cannot control it.

A noticeable weight straddles hisokas and he gasp at you almost instantly taking him into you cunt without any prep." Nghh!Y/n..."his voice is strained as you glare at him using him how you please. Though it might not show Hisoka is a mamma's boy and you get along with children unsettlingly well considering you have beaten children in the ring half to death before.All of these factors plays into your need for dominance,to essentially be the iron fist of a mother,mother or not.

Hisoka's cheek stings as a harsh slap meets the side of his face,he would have killed you for that had you been any other person. But he couldnt care less as you raised your hips,before slamming them back down."Ah!Please...Y/N!I-" he's met with another slap to his face,now becoming red as he sinfully moans."Get my fucking name out of your mouth asshole."You scowl a mix of frustration and lust lacing your tounge as you ride him hard.Hisoka chokes in response already feeling he's quick to come close from your violent ,degrading words and the act of you using him."P-please ahh!"He tries to whimper out before you slam your hand down onto his throat choking him."Shut .the fuck.up."You threaten him as your grip tightens your pace merciless,tears forming at the corners of his eyes.You continue to ride him,small groans escaping your lips from time to time as Hisoka still struggles to breath.You ride him harder and harder the two of you becoming progressively louder as you begin to have your cervix bullied therefore making you strangle his cock.Words reach your ears and it brings you over the top as you both climax not even bothered about pull out. "Mommy...did you like that..."he chokes out,a large purple mark of your hand imprinted onto his neck,his face red and puffy from tears as well as your hand,body twitching from his high and cum splattered on his stomach.

You kiss him on the cheek"Yea....But I'm not finished."you chuckle as Hisoka lets out a nervous laugh knowing that you won't stop until you've both passed.

After the third round you had dragged Hisoka to your bed,as he was completely dumbed down by you forcing him not to cum until you did.Which he mostly obliged to .With a string of incoherent curses and praises falling from his lips you continued to overstimulate him until you were trembling as much as he was.

"Y/n?"you hear hisoka whisper as you lay on your side facing away from him.You hum a response to which hisoka wraps his arms around you,landing a kiss on your temple. "You know that invite that you got,for you to come to Heavens Arena"you freeze slightly before muttering out a small 'yea'.

"That was me."

"Why?"

"You watched all my matches,you wanted me to win every time before you became a floor master."

"And?"

"You're cute.Was back then still are?"He gives you a kiss to the joint were your ear lobe and jaw connect. "So in otherwords,that invite was you asking me out?"you become flustered as he buries his face into your neck muttering 'yes' as he begins to kiss between your neck and shoulder. Your mouth is almost wide open as you hear the words from him. " Did you like the-aagh!"You begins but you pushing him almost off the bed, in embarrassment has him shocked.He begins to laugh before he crawls back to you,sits beside you and pulls you to hia chest to face him."Still so cute..."he speaks, moving a strand of your hair out of your face as your lay on his chest between the two of you."Come let's take a bath." He says kissing you on your forehead,before lifting you up into his arms and making his way to your bathroom. Almost instantly your arms wrap around his neck,which cause him to chuckle shifting you to one hand as the other begins to run the hot water into the bathtub.After a while he places you into the tub before getting in himself admiring how tiny and flustered you are compared to him. "No need to be flustered dear , if you want we could go get icecream after we're don-is that love hearts in the form of shampoo he points only to be shocked as you nod."No wonder why you always smell like that hard candy.You know maybe we can go try find some.I know they're manufactured halfway across the planet by some guy named Swizzles yada-yada but we might get lucky-"He jumps slightly as you press your lips gently on his hand cupping his check as the other supports you against his thigh. "I would like that...and sorry for...you know...being a bitch."You blush profusely averting your eyes from him afraid of seeing that teasing smile.You can hear him chuckle before you feel something hard against your thigh.Eyes are widened as you look up at him."You know what that is-"

"Hisoka stop being horny."

"Aww but Y/n~"

"No.I will end up breaking your dick off."You say splashing him with water only to have him retaliate.The floor was flooded by the time the two of you got out and hisoka had almost fell if you had not dipped him."Aww Y/n,kiss?" He asks while using his miserable excuse of puppy dog eyes,miserable but effective,as the next few minutes would be that of kissing.Your lips begin to fight again until you drop him back onto the floor.He watches you from the floor,marvelling at your beauty even if it was just to him.You stood above him staring down, a small smirk on your lips as you turn,giving him an eyeful of your ass.

"Go get changed.We have to go on a date don't we?"

"Wait hisoka how did you know where I live?"

#hxh #hxh hisoka #hisoka morrow x reader #hisoka morow #hisoka smut #hisoka x reader #hisoka

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