Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson are Dave’s god parents. Don’t ask how cause idk
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do you think gods get lonely?
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donald: dewey can you smile normally for just one photo
dewey: no
hdl birthday yay!
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why did so many movies in the early 00s just not make any sense at all why don't movies follow that course of action now just an incredibly stupid premise where all the characters are larger than life and over the top and all of the colors are so bright and vibrant? Make movies not make sense again!!!!
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too much of my vocabulary is comprised of lines from all the terrible early 2000s comedies i was raised on
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you cannot convince me that zoolander (2001) wasn’t just a giant improv session
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guys, I have a confession to make. I've recently been diagnosed with chronic "I have to watch every movie with Owen Wilson in it even though I know they're going to be horrible," and the disease has been progressing rapidly. things were so simple when I just knew him as Mobius M Mobius. I would give anything to go back to those days </3
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who's gonna invite me to orange mocha frappuccino minus the gas station 😔
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at first I saw a bunch of people complain about sandman, but then they completely stopped
did the show get better or did they just stop watching
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