#i wish karma on you

[melaclintbartoncorner]

People who create AI porn pictures of Actresses and Actors, well real people in general, are the biggest scum of the earth. I wish you the worst and some big misery in your whole life.

#ai generated #ai image #you are the problem #i despise you #rott in hell #real people are not your puppets #i wish karma on you #sunday vent

[rockturbot]

#ace attorney #manfred von karma #damon gant #hrngggh I love when people draw young mvk with a ponytail. I want to start doing that too. at least some of the time #also I think I accidentally made Gant too tall here. please imagine he's standing on his tippy toes #anyway. ugh. I know it's not going to happen but I'll never stop wishing for a spin-off/prequel with these two #can you imagine a monster of the week type detective show with them #featuring an obligatory beach episode #a murder at a remote location with no phone connection episode #a haunted mansion 'did a ghost do it' episode #:( what I wouldn't give for that to be a thing

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TG: do you think former president ronald reagan smacks rats

EB: sssmacks…rats?

TG: yah do you reckon he smacks rats

EB: oh yeah he TOTALLY smacks rodents—what in GOD’S NAME are we talking about

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dave strider #john egbert #mod terezi #i'm with john here but i totally agree that reagan smacks rats #but only if that is meant as an insult #anyways i'm bopping to rush rn i kinda wish music on the radio wasn't so regimented #sometimes i wanna go from ajr's karma to rush's freewill to heart's barracuda and back to lil nas x's old town road #the media could stand to be a little more eclectic and delineated is all i'm saying #it's not gonna kill anyone if we have some fucking variety that makes no sense to the advertisers #but exposes people to enriching experiences that they may not have experienced otherwise #like a while ago i was talking with mod kanaya and they've never heard of blue oyster cult before #and i was like wtf you need to listen to it #if only the once for no other reason than just for something you've never heard before #maybe i should start a vinyl collection and do amateur djing out of my room #anyways if you're following us and are under the age of twenty go listen to blue oyster cult right fucking meow #this is my one command to you

[heavendraven]

do you think they explored each other's bodies

#friendly reminder that stronghart was 43 during the professor case no way his hair would be entirely white yet #most people seem to agree on stronghart being blonde but consider this: I REALLY wanted to draw visible white streaks in his hair #my art #mael stronghart #klint van zieks #klimt van zieks #the great ace attorney #dai gyakuten saiban #dgs spoilers #dgs2 spoilers #tgaac spoilers #tgaa2 spoilers #vorklimt #I guess?? idk what else to call this #lord forgive me I'm going insane over another toxic ship. love krisnix but it wishes it was this tense and fucked up #this was primarily just an excuse to draw younger stronghart cause I've been down bad but I'm genuinely proud of the klint side-eye #if you want to know the vibe I was going for I was listening on repeat to hey little songbird from the hadestown concept album specifically #gonna tell the kids this was young damon gant and manfred von karma. or maybe ace and snake 999 #if you're still reading these I'm kissing you on the mouth (platonically) but also I'm sorry

[candidateofloyalty]

Franziska’s insistence on perfection is an attempt to live up to her father’s legacy despite that legacy being built on lies and ruining countless lives including that of the person Franziska loves most. Accepting that she is not and cannot be perfect is a major step in her development into not only a better person but a happier one. And despite all of this, every time she declares her own perfection my immediate impulse is to agree with her

#ace attorney #yes she kind of sucks especially at first. that’s the point #I wish the investigations games ever went into half the things they do to her #but then completely failing to engage with her emotions makes it an accurate miles edgeworth simulator #I get that you’re not in a great place yourself post jfa but come on #‘my father just got convicted of murder and probably executed and I don’t know how to be anything but what he made me #I will never be good enough for anyone else and I’m terrified the last person I care about will leave me behind too’ #‘you should be scared and I will absolutely do that if you don’t redouble your efforts at this impossible goal. seeya’ #I love Edgeworth and I get what he was trying to do but. come on #and then he does it in investigations 2! he told her that they would stay together as long as they were both prosecutors and then he stopped #and it wasn’t about her but maybe that’s worse #she uprooted her entire life and went to another country to try to send a message that she loved him #he couldn’t even keep doing the thing he had been doing for years #(yes this is a wildly selfish way of framing it. she’s literally 19) #all of this is to say: man. #franziska von karma #she’s so pretty but at what cost

[wumbsie]

2022-2020 redraw of the GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!

#u kno its easy to get upset w ur progress and ur own art #i know i do like A LOT #but thats why its so important to keep your old stuff somewhere safe #so that you remember how far youve come! #this is the first thing ive been able to finish in like a month and a half because ive just been in a rut #and im happy with it #and you should be happy with your progress too #i may not be as good as i wish i was #but im happy #and thats what matters #arty smarty #ace attorney #franmaya #maya fey #franziska von karma

[pinceauarcenciel]

Moon & Stars princesses FranMaya 🌔 ✨

The mood was fitting so I saved it for welcoming the new year~ Happy 2023! 🎆

※ Fanart: Ace Attorney (Gyakuten Saiban) © Shu Takumi/ Capcom

#ace attorney #franziska von karma #maya fey #franmaya #fanart #my art #my doodles #I wish you all many lesbians #also happy start of the franziska week!

[alithetiredartist]

The dramatic irony of everything happening with Jojo Siwa is so fucking hilarious

First she exploits a disabled child -not hilarious- repeats the cycle of abuse that she was subjected to on dance moms with her own show, allegedly cheats on her girlfriend, etc, etc. then she goes through her “switch” and goes through her 14 year old emo phase at 20.

Tell me why this kid has the audacity to sing a song called Karma.

She tries so hard. She’s trying so hard to make it seem like she’s making the most dramatic change of her generation, she’s completely changed, no more rainbow glitter dance moms now we have emo sparkle darkness revenge fairy. She wants people to think she wrote Karma. She talks about her writing process, and she says how brilliant she is for thinking it up, but she also says that it was pitched to her a few times so we can’t accuse her of lying.

I think on paper this plan was probably a great idea, a chance to break out of her reputation for bows and glitter, but the execution is nothing but a disappointment. I think instead of going emo and taking inspiration from things she doesn't understand and being genuine, the switch honestly could've been welcomed with open arms but she's not genuine and she doesn't want to make a natural switch. She wants to be risky because she thinks it'll make her look cool or someone higher up decided for her and she went along with it because that's what'd make more money or maybe her mom made her.

Once it came out that Jojo didn't only not write the song herself, she wasn't even the first one to record it, that's when the irony of the situation kicks in. I know absolutely nothing about Brit Smith but she's and icon and I love her with my whole heart.

Brit Smith releasing her version of Karma and it doing better than Jojos is my favorite form of dramatic irony because of course this all happened to a song named Karma.

#I honestly do feel bad for Jojo to an extent because of what happened on Dance Moms but everything that's happening is happening #because instead of going to therapy or doing something else to heal she decided to repeat the cycle #her mom reminds me a bit of the Kardashian mom I forgot her name tbh #but I don't think that Jojo herself came up with the transformation #she might've but it seems more likely to me that she was told to do this #I also see her get a lot of completely justified hate toward her for being friends with groomers like James Charles but I think to an extent #she doesn't really get that part because she is still a kid I mean she's only like twenty and when you were raised up around groomers #chances are they do what they do best and groom you #it's not the best excuse because if she came out of her bubble for ten seconds she could see why it was bad but still #idk #karma #jojo siwa #brit smith #karmas a bitch #also i'm staying dramatic irony because I wnst it be clear i'M tla lo ng about the writing technique and not #and not sarcasm irony #god how is the world real #karmas a bitch I should've known better #if i had a wish i would’ve never effed around

[citnamora]

pls tell me more abt ur arospec ace attorney headcanons. my personal fav is lovequeer aro phoenix wright 4 loveless aro miles edgeworth.

Lovequeer Phoenix makes me SO happy!!! AND YESSSS LOVELESS ARO EDGEWORTH!!!!!! Aro4aro Narumitsu is hands down my absolute favorite flavor of the ship!! Oh my goodness!!! ARO4ARO SO TRUE!!!! Two aros absolutely demolishing amatonormativity with their level of trust and devotion to one another <33

Seeing this ask got me so excited to indulge because I'm aro so obviously I love projecting my community's, and my own, labels onto my favorite characters! But AA is something really special because there's very little canon romance which means lots of room for interpretation!!

(So a lot of my headcanons are a result of them just looking like the flags because the arospec community is full of beautifully colored flags I can't help but see everywhere)

Phoenix is recipro to me because any time he's shown romantic interest in someone it's pretty much always been when they hit on him first. Like the idea doesn't even cross his mind until then!! From what I've seen from recipro individuals this is a really common experience which is why it Makes Sense to me! I'm generally open to any and all arospec Phoenix headcanons because they just click with me (for obvious reasons, LOL)

For me, Iris is demiro because her whole story with Phoenix just screams it to me. She probably went in only hoping to get the necklace back from her sister's next victim and then she gets to know him as this kindhearted guy who would do anything for the people he loves and she falls HARD. I don't think they were "dating" the whole time which I'm pretty sure was confirmed by Iris herself but I honest to goodness believe they were lovey dovey in those last weeks or months leading up to Dahlia stepping in! I should also confess I'm a Feenris shipper, haha, so I'm biased on that front. Demiro Iris just means A Lot to me

Maya is aroace lesbian in that she thinks girls are really pretty!! And also in how she kept moving between the aroace and lesbian labels to the point she decided she'd label herself both. This one was mostly inspired by her going "omg that girl was so pretty" to just about every girl she meets which feels very, very sapphic LOL. I hc she's romance indifferent in the sense she doesn't mind dating but it's not something she actively seeks out! Though I think she'd love the meals that come with dinner dates- she's got food on the brain 24/7 after all (just like me for real)

Mia is pan angled aroace, more specifically greypansexual aro! Because she gives me romance repulsed aro vibes at first but her relationship with Diego (and possibly with Lana) would point to her being more romance ambivalent. Pansexual Mia is a headcanon I've had for a looooong time as far back as my first AA hc document while greysexual is a recent development. She's always been aro to me! Aro plant mom <3

Franziska is quiromantic to me. I mean, she's the palette of the platoniromantic flag! This headcanon only came about because of that 4koma comic where Phoenix makes Franziska flustered by telling her Maya's being strong for her because she sees Franziska as a dear friend. I just got the vibes. Also, the colors! I honestly don't think she'd see the appeal of romance with or without the feelings she can't distinguish. She enjoys her independence and I can't see her "settling down" in the slightest

Now, I've bounced around with where I think Edgeworth is on the aromantic spectrum. But I know damn well he belongs there! Lately I've considered Edgeworth being lithro gay, whether he loses feelings upon entering a relationship or doesn't want to act on them in the first place I'm honestly not sure. (Edgeworth is an interesting case for me because I flip flop between him having feelings or being omniaromantic lol) Probably never getting married regardless. Even before the lines about it I had my doubts! I like the idea of him marrying for tax benefits but outside of that.. I can't see him ever entering a traditional marriage let alone traditional romance. It feels out of character for him

There are others but these are by far the most developed ones! Recipro Phoenix and aroace lesbian Maya are my favorites because they feel the most accurate in regards to canon but pan angled aroace Mia is also up there. I'm probably going to post more arospec headcanons as I come up with them because y'all seem to really like them and I like talking about em!!

Thank you so much for asking!

#asks #gyakuten saiban #ace attorney #aa3 spoilers #naruhodo ryuichi #ayame #ayasato mayoi #ayasato chihiro #karuma mei #mitsurugi reiji #phoenix wright #maya fey #sister iris #mia fey #franziska von karma #miles edgeworth #anon I wish I knew who you were!! your headcanon is top tier!!! I really enjoy seeing aro spec headcanons! #this is pretty much it for ones I've thought out to some degree. but I will inevitably think of more the longer I play these games #this ask is pretty old btw it's been in my drafts for about a month or so I think. but I've thought about it a lot!

[ereborne]

What is a Monday? A miserable little pile of obligations.

semester turnover restructure

generate/send out error reporting

figure out how to separate out unique counts

create polite reply to Massive Dick Move email

finish the bad book >:(

bò kho (not an obligation. dinner)

laundry

lizard bath

#yapping tag #I spent my weekend trying to sleep and now all my chores are due today and I wanna complain. grump grump grump whine. #the semester turnover restructure actually is a pet project so that part I like! I wish I could take my time with it though #the error reporting is. well it's easy to generate (it's actually running now) and it's tedious but uncomplicated to send out #but then I'm going to spend the rest of the day getting passive-aggressive responses from everybody #in a just world my coworkers would respond to careful itemized lists of all their fuckups with 'thank you Alexis you're so helpful #we really appreciate you flagging our mistakes two weeks before the system final-saves them forever into stone. have a cookie!' #but alas #if I'd been any less stressed and frantic when I first established the error reporting I'd have set up a separate address to send them from #write up some template emails and let the reporting all come out of the mythical 'automatic system thing' #--every 'automatic system thing' in our college is me or IT on my behalf. even the people who hired me for this don't seem to realize #if only I'd known from the beginning that nobody would ever connect me and my systems! I'd be exploiting the shit out of it-- #the unique counts is going to be a headache. no idea how I'm going to structure the coding for it. might be fun to invent? we'll see #the Massive Dick Move email response also will be an invention. 'hello Mr Massive Dick I am karma here to smite you' but polite #the bad book >:( I don't want to read any more of but the deal I made with my friend is he sends me free books and I report back #we did not discuss a special 'get out of book free' card for when the main character is a godawful shit sibling. (should've done though) #beef stew is good! mostly it's on the list so I don't forget to set the timers #laundry and lizard bath can wait until tomorrow if they must but they shouldn't wait any longer than that. lizard and I will get stinky

[hybbat]

Got to catch my spider roommate Little Guy moulting today. He grew almost a whole millimetre since the last moult, he's gonna be as big as the one I saw outside in only a month or two at this rate

#spiders #wish i could figure out what species he is #i got karma earlier while he was still preparing to moult #where i though he might have died and i said aloud 'ah well what can you do its not like i really need him anyways' #and at that exact moment one of the flies he always has like 5 of in his web flew into my mouth

[askaceattorney]

Dear NOT Gumshoe,

I wasn't born yesterday. I know fanart when I see it and by the by...

ARE YOU TRYING TO DISCREDIT THE ARTIST AND GO AGAINST THEIR GUIDELINES!?!

When the Artist says "no" no means NO. Please respect the original artist of any fanart you send us by sending the link instead.

Thankfully, the Mods know how to search based on whatever picture you send and found the original artist. Here is the link to the fanart and please credit the artist.

Thank you.

- Miles Edgeworth

#blaisedeworste #Dick Gumshoe #Miles Edgeworth #Manfred von Karma #Blaise Debeste #Damon Gant #Ace Attorney #Mod Commentary #Memes; sprites and official art is fine but fanart can only be sent via link unless you gain the artist's approval #If you have gained the artist's approval you need to send us the link to the comment or an image shot of the artist giving his/her approval #I don't think you knew the artist didn't want their art reposted or knew who the artist was. I think you got this from reddit or something #Someone from reddit reposted this image without crediting the artist or respecting their wishes to not repost their work #It was wrong for that person to do and they shouldn't have gone against the artist's wishes #Next time be careful and make sure you know who the artist is before sending or reposting any fanart

[le-panda-chocovore]

EDQIOZHDIOQHFIOZEHFNOE WHAT AN ABSOLUTE BASTARD

I love him so much.

#karma akabane #assclass #manga panel #ansatsu kyoushitsu #assassination classroom #he literally said “if we can't kill him I'll make sure he wishes he was dead” #i'm convinced he asked him “do you want to kill yourself now ? can I help ?” at one point #sadistic #not a kink #just a way of life #akabane karma

[lengthofropes]

How’s your holiday spirit?

#yeah I have a wish and a New Year’s resolution this time… #russia is a terrorist state #sick fucks #but karma will find you sooner or later

[bratzforchris]

to the beyond sweet guy that gave me his friends of friends poster and lanyard at the bristow show…i think about you every day 🥹🩵

#chats with aves #he said “you look like you want this more than i do ☹️🫶 #i really wish i would’ve gotten his contact info #i hope he gets some good karma asap :’)

[no1valgraceshipper]

“Taylor Swift just makes trashy pop music”

Have you ever considered the fact that I like trashy pop music?

#taylor swift #swifties #swiftie #if you can’t tell i’m a swiftie #I can do it with a broken heart #I can do it with a broken heart is a GREAT song #i wish you would #i love that song SO MUCH EEEE #You need to calm down #you’re being to loud!!! #oops #I spelt the wrong to #karma #karma is a cat #purring in its lap bc it loves me!!! #(it doesnt)